diff --git a/assets/cards.json b/assets/cards.json
index 28d4d11..ed751fd 100644
--- a/assets/cards.json
+++ b/assets/cards.json
@@ -821,6 +821,8 @@
         "Extremely tight pants.",
         "The Boy Scouts of America.",
         "Stormtroopers.",
-        "Throwing a virgin into a volcano."
+        "Throwing a virgin into a volcano.",
+        "Your mother.",
+        "Your mom is dead."
     ]
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+}