diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/reagents.dm b/code/__DEFINES/reagents.dm
index 622ac1cef647..fc4df4501a65 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/reagents.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/reagents.dm
@@ -153,3 +153,6 @@
 #define CARTRIDGE_VOLUME_LARGE  500
 #define CARTRIDGE_VOLUME_MEDIUM 250
 #define CARTRIDGE_VOLUME_SMALL  100
+
+/// Boiling point of water
+#define BOILING_POINT_WATER 373.15
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/processing/reagents.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/processing/reagents.dm
index 75e8c764919f..2a64c53bb2bc 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/processing/reagents.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/processing/reagents.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ PROCESSING_SUBSYSTEM_DEF(reagents)
 	name = "Reagents"
 	init_order = INIT_ORDER_REAGENTS
 	priority = FIRE_PRIORITY_REAGENTS
-	wait = 0.25 SECONDS //You might think that rate_up_lim has to be set to half, but since everything is normalised around delta_time, it automatically adjusts it to be per second. Magic!
+	wait = 0.25 SECONDS //You might think that base_reaction_rate has to be set to half, but since everything is normalised around delta_time, it automatically adjusts it to be per second. Magic!
 	flags = SS_KEEP_TIMING | SS_HIBERNATE
 	runlevels = RUNLEVEL_GAME | RUNLEVEL_POSTGAME
 	///What time was it when we last ticked
@@ -61,7 +61,6 @@ PROCESSING_SUBSYSTEM_DEF(reagents)
 		if(isabstract(path))//Are we abstract?
 			continue
 		var/datum/reagent/D = new path()
-		D.mass = rand(10, 800) //This is terrible and should be removed ASAP!
 		reagent_list[path] = D
 
 	return reagent_list
diff --git a/code/datums/looping_sounds/machinery_sounds.dm b/code/datums/looping_sounds/machinery_sounds.dm
index 1028c07c9e7b..569ffe2e1a77 100644
--- a/code/datums/looping_sounds/machinery_sounds.dm
+++ b/code/datums/looping_sounds/machinery_sounds.dm
@@ -206,3 +206,8 @@
 	mid_length = 2.1 SECONDS
 	end_sound = 'goon/sounds/phone/remote_pickup.ogg'
 	volume = 10
+
+/datum/looping_sound/boiling
+	mid_sounds = list('sound/effects/bubbles2.ogg')
+	mid_length = 7 SECONDS
+	volume = 40
diff --git a/code/game/atoms_movable.dm b/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
index c83b97d0140c..268b42823b3d 100644
--- a/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
+++ b/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
@@ -515,7 +515,7 @@
 	moving_from_pull = FALSE
 	forcemove_should_maintain_grab = FALSE
 
-	update_offsets()
+	update_offsets(TRUE)
 
 /**
  * Called after a successful Move(). By this point, we've already moved.
diff --git a/code/game/objects/buckling.dm b/code/game/objects/buckling.dm
index 136abd3d3253..c42c7752bce8 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/buckling.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/buckling.dm
@@ -125,7 +125,7 @@
 	M.setDir(dir)
 
 	post_buckle_mob(M)
-	M.update_offsets()
+	M.update_offsets(TRUE)
 
 	SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_MOVABLE_BUCKLE, M, force)
 	return TRUE
@@ -177,7 +177,7 @@
 			buckled_mob.zFall()
 
 	post_unbuckle_mob(.)
-	buckled_mob.update_offsets()
+	buckled_mob.update_offsets(TRUE)
 
 	if(!QDELETED(buckled_mob) && !buckled_mob.currently_z_moving && isturf(buckled_mob.loc)) // In the case they unbuckled to a flying movable midflight.
 		buckled_mob.zFall()
@@ -362,5 +362,5 @@
 				span_hear("You hear metal clanking."))
 		add_fingerprint(user)
 
-		update_offsets()
+		update_offsets(TRUE)
 	return M
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/fluid_spread/effects_smoke.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/fluid_spread/effects_smoke.dm
index 3c03e7f5383f..30c5779a3ce1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/fluid_spread/effects_smoke.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/fluid_spread/effects_smoke.dm
@@ -421,6 +421,9 @@
 /obj/effect/particle_effect/fluid/smoke/chem
 	lifetime = 20 SECONDS
 
+/obj/effect/particle_effect/fluid/smoke/chem/transparent
+	make_opaque = FALSE
+
 /obj/effect/particle_effect/fluid/smoke/chem/process(seconds_per_tick)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!.)
@@ -517,3 +520,4 @@
 
 /datum/effect_system/fluid_spread/smoke/chem/quick
 	effect_type = /obj/effect/particle_effect/fluid/smoke/chem/quick
+
diff --git a/code/modules/atmospherics/ZAS/zas_extras/gas_reagents.dm b/code/modules/atmospherics/ZAS/zas_extras/gas_reagents.dm
index 2a63211b81bb..c0cb602cfe33 100644
--- a/code/modules/atmospherics/ZAS/zas_extras/gas_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/atmospherics/ZAS/zas_extras/gas_reagents.dm
@@ -8,6 +8,9 @@
 	taste_description = "sweetness"
 	chemical_flags = REAGENT_NO_RANDOM_RECIPE
 
+	boiling_point = 165
+	dew_point = 165 * 0.9
+
 /datum/reagent/carbon_monoxide
 	name = "Carbon Monoxide"
 	description = "A dangerous carbon comubstion byproduct."
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
index f09770b3c66d..cdda24b53890 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 	optimal_temp = 250
 	temp_exponent_factor = 1
 	thermic_constant = 0
-	rate_up_lim = 60
+	base_reaction_rate = 60
 
 ////////////////////////////////////////// COCKTAILS //////////////////////////////////////
 
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/food_mixtures.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/food_mixtures.dm
index 15d5c2c72e16..2f29300a9d89 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/food_mixtures.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/food_mixtures.dm
@@ -87,7 +87,7 @@
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/caramel = 1)
 	required_temp = 483.15
 	optimal_temp = 1000
-	rate_up_lim = 10
+	base_reaction_rate = 10
 	mob_react = FALSE
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/food/cheesewheel
diff --git a/code/modules/grab/grab_datum.dm b/code/modules/grab/grab_datum.dm
index 833b1791b930..a42018406476 100644
--- a/code/modules/grab/grab_datum.dm
+++ b/code/modules/grab/grab_datum.dm
@@ -118,7 +118,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(all_grabstates)
 		remove_unique_grab_effects(G.affecting)
 
 	update_stage_effects(G, src, TRUE)
-	G.affecting.update_offsets()
+	G.affecting.update_offsets(TRUE)
 
 	SEND_SIGNAL(G.affecting, COMSIG_ATOM_NO_LONGER_GRABBED, G.assailant)
 	SEND_SIGNAL(G.assailant, COMSIG_LIVING_NO_LONGER_GRABBING, G.affecting)
diff --git a/code/modules/grab/grab_living.dm b/code/modules/grab/grab_living.dm
index 5117a8366058..d01163724d39 100644
--- a/code/modules/grab/grab_living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/grab/grab_living.dm
@@ -166,7 +166,7 @@
 				G.downgrade()
 
 			if(moving_diagonally != FIRST_DIAG_STEP)
-				pulling.update_offsets()
+				pulling.update_offsets(TRUE)
 
 	var/list/my_grabs = active_grabs
 	for(var/obj/item/hand_item/grab/G in my_grabs)
diff --git a/code/modules/grab/grab_movable.dm b/code/modules/grab/grab_movable.dm
index a88ced0321dd..d1a86c9b7300 100644
--- a/code/modules/grab/grab_movable.dm
+++ b/code/modules/grab/grab_movable.dm
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
 	for(var/obj/item/hand_item/grab/G in active_grabs)
 		G.move_victim_towards(destination)
 
-/atom/movable/proc/update_offsets()
+/atom/movable/proc/update_offsets(animate = FALSE)
 	var/last_pixel_x = pixel_x
 	var/last_pixel_y = pixel_y
 
@@ -55,7 +55,7 @@
 
 	if(length(buckled_mobs))
 		for(var/mob/M as anything in buckled_mobs)
-			M.update_offsets()
+			M.update_offsets(animate)
 
 	if(isliving(src))
 		var/mob/living/L = src
@@ -67,6 +67,10 @@
 			G.current_grab.get_grab_offsets(G, get_dir(G.assailant, G.affecting), &new_pixel_x, &new_pixel_y)
 
 	if(last_pixel_x != new_pixel_x || last_pixel_y != new_pixel_y)
-		animate(src, pixel_x = new_pixel_x, pixel_y = new_pixel_y, 3, 1, (LINEAR_EASING|EASE_IN))
+		if(animate)
+			animate(src, pixel_x = new_pixel_x, pixel_y = new_pixel_y, 3, 1, (LINEAR_EASING|EASE_IN), flags = ANIMATION_PARALLEL)
+		else
+			pixel_x = new_pixel_x
+			pixel_y = new_pixel_y
 
 	UPDATE_OO_IF_PRESENT
diff --git a/code/modules/grab/grab_object.dm b/code/modules/grab/grab_object.dm
index 0d966a123ad7..eab12a77529f 100644
--- a/code/modules/grab/grab_object.dm
+++ b/code/modules/grab/grab_object.dm
@@ -452,7 +452,7 @@
 		affecting.move_from_pull(assailant, get_turf(assailant))
 		affecting.setDir(assailant.dir)
 
-	affecting.update_offsets()
+	affecting.update_offsets(TRUE)
 	affecting.reset_plane_and_layer()
 
 /obj/item/hand_item/grab/proc/move_victim_towards(atom/destination)
@@ -478,7 +478,7 @@
 	// Okay, now actually try to move
 	. = affecting.Move(get_step(affecting.loc, move_dir), move_dir, glide_size)
 	if(.)
-		affecting.update_offsets()
+		affecting.update_offsets(TRUE)
 
 /// Removes any grabs applied to the affected movable that aren't src
 /obj/item/hand_item/grab/proc/remove_competing_grabs()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
index 4105573fb940..698f55b74b47 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
@@ -57,3 +57,7 @@
 
 	box = /obj/item/storage/box/survival/medical
 	chameleon_extras = /obj/item/gun/syringe
+
+	backpack_contents = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas,
+	)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index dabb4b88a879..09d06d4ae805 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -173,7 +173,7 @@
 			var/oldMloc = M.loc
 			forceMove(oldMloc)
 			M.forceMove(oldloc)
-			M.update_offsets()
+			M.update_offsets(TRUE)
 
 			now_pushing = FALSE
 			return TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/equilibrium.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/equilibrium.dm
index 9ff7ea5ecf76..0c6e29b7b0e7 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/equilibrium.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/equilibrium.dm
@@ -230,6 +230,7 @@
 	if(!calculate_yield())//So that this can detect if we're missing reagents
 		to_delete = TRUE
 		return
+
 	delta_time = deal_with_time(delta_time)
 
 	delta_t = 0 //how far off optimal temp we care
@@ -266,7 +267,7 @@
 	delta_t *= speed_mod
 
 	//Now we calculate how much to add - this is normalised to the rate up limiter
-	var/delta_chem_factor = reaction.rate_up_lim * delta_t *delta_time //add/remove factor
+	var/delta_chem_factor = reaction.base_reaction_rate * delta_t *delta_time //add/remove factor
 	var/total_step_added = 0
 	//keep limited
 	if(delta_chem_factor > step_target_vol)
@@ -281,9 +282,34 @@
 	var/required_amount
 	for(var/datum/reagent/requirement as anything in reaction.required_reagents)
 		required_amount = reaction.required_reagents[requirement]
-		if(!holder.remove_reagent(requirement, delta_chem_factor * required_amount))
-			to_delete = TRUE
-			return
+		var/alist/requirement_consumption_chance_list = reaction.requirement_consumption_modifiers[requirement.type]
+		#ifdef UNIT_TESTS
+		requirement_consumption_chance_list = null
+		#endif
+
+		var/real_required_amount = delta_chem_factor * required_amount
+
+		// null is an implicit 100% chance to consume the reagent on reaction.
+		if(isnull(requirement_consumption_chance_list))
+			if(!holder.remove_reagent(requirement, real_required_amount))
+				to_delete = TRUE
+				return
+		else
+			var/reagent_consumption_modifier = pick_weight(requirement_consumption_chance_list)
+			if(reagent_consumption_modifier == 1)
+				if(!holder.remove_reagent(requirement, real_required_amount))
+					to_delete = TRUE
+					return
+
+			else
+				if(!holder.has_reagent(requirement, real_required_amount))
+					to_delete = TRUE
+					return
+
+				// Modified required amount could be higher than the base consumption amount. In this instance we do NOT want it to fail the reaction
+				// if there isn't enough. That's fine. Otherwise reactions could randomly end and restart and leave players confused.
+				var/modified_required_amount = round(real_required_amount * reagent_consumption_modifier, CHEMICAL_VOLUME_ROUNDING)
+				holder.remove_reagent(requirement, modified_required_amount)
 
 	var/step_add
 	for(var/datum/reagent/product as anything in reaction.results)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/goon_reagents/other_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/goon_reagents/other_reagents.dm
index 3d2fd16351b3..96c0d35549cc 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/goon_reagents/other_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/goon_reagents/other_reagents.dm
@@ -57,8 +57,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#2D2D2D"
 	taste_description = "oil"
-	burning_temperature = 1200//Oil is crude
-	burning_volume = 0.05 //but has a lot of hydrocarbons
+	boiling_point = 1200 //Oil is crude
 
 	addiction_types = null
 
@@ -83,8 +82,7 @@
 	glass_name = "glass of welder fuel"
 	glass_desc = "Unless you're an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption."
 	penetrates_skin = NONE
-	burning_temperature = 1725 //more refined than oil
-	burning_volume = 0.2
+	boiling_point = 1725 //more refined than oil
 
 	addiction_types = list(/datum/addiction/alcohol = 4)
 
@@ -350,6 +348,9 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 0.04
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = 329
+	dew_point = 329 * 0.9
+
 /datum/reagent/acetone/affect_blood(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
 	C.adjustToxLoss(removed * 3, FALSE, cause_of_death = "Ingesting acetone")
 	return TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/holder.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/holder.dm
index 693962466727..0619a89275d9 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/holder.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/holder.dm
@@ -504,7 +504,7 @@
 	return amount
 
 /// Transfer a specific reagent id to the target object. Accepts a reagent instance, but assumes the reagent is in src.
-/datum/reagents/proc/trans_id_to(obj/target, datum/reagent/reagent, amount=1, preserve_data=1)//Not sure why this proc didn't exist before. It does now! /N
+/datum/reagents/proc/trans_id_to(obj/target, datum/reagent/reagent, amount=1, preserve_data = TRUE, no_react = FALSE)//Not sure why this proc didn't exist before. It does now! /N
 	var/list/cached_reagents = reagent_list
 	if (!target)
 		return
@@ -548,7 +548,9 @@
 
 	update_total()
 	holder.update_total()
-	holder.handle_reactions()
+	if(!no_react)
+		handle_reactions()
+		holder.handle_reactions()
 	return amount
 
 /// Copies the reagents to the target object
@@ -1626,7 +1628,7 @@
 			has_product = FALSE
 			var/list/names = splittext("[reaction.type]", "/")
 			var/product_name = names[names.len]
-			data["reagent_mode_recipe"] = list("name" = product_name, "id" = reaction.type, "hasProduct" = has_product, "reagentCol" = "#FFFFFF", "thermodynamics" = generate_thermodynamic_profile(reaction), "explosive" = generate_explosive_profile(reaction), "thermics" = determine_reaction_thermics(reaction), "thermoUpper" = reaction.rate_up_lim, "tempMin" = reaction.required_temp, "explodeTemp" = reaction.overheat_temp, "reqContainer" = container_name, "subReactLen" = 1, "subReactIndex" = 1)
+			data["reagent_mode_recipe"] = list("name" = product_name, "id" = reaction.type, "hasProduct" = has_product, "reagentCol" = "#FFFFFF", "thermodynamics" = generate_thermodynamic_profile(reaction), "explosive" = generate_explosive_profile(reaction), "thermics" = determine_reaction_thermics(reaction), "thermoUpper" = reaction.base_reaction_rate, "tempMin" = reaction.required_temp, "explodeTemp" = reaction.overheat_temp, "reqContainer" = container_name, "subReactLen" = 1, "subReactIndex" = 1)
 
 		//If we do have a product then we find it
 		else
@@ -1648,7 +1650,7 @@
 					ui_reaction_index = i //update our index
 					break
 				i += 1
-			data["reagent_mode_recipe"] = list("name" = primary_reagent.name, "id" = reaction.type, "hasProduct" = has_product, "reagentCol" = primary_reagent.color, "thermodynamics" = generate_thermodynamic_profile(reaction), "explosive" = generate_explosive_profile(reaction), "thermics" = determine_reaction_thermics(reaction), "thermoUpper" = reaction.rate_up_lim, "tempMin" = reaction.required_temp, "explodeTemp" = reaction.overheat_temp, "reqContainer" = container_name, "subReactLen" = sub_reaction_length, "subReactIndex" = ui_reaction_index)
+			data["reagent_mode_recipe"] = list("name" = primary_reagent.name, "id" = reaction.type, "hasProduct" = has_product, "reagentCol" = primary_reagent.color, "thermodynamics" = generate_thermodynamic_profile(reaction), "explosive" = generate_explosive_profile(reaction), "thermics" = determine_reaction_thermics(reaction), "thermoUpper" = reaction.base_reaction_rate, "tempMin" = reaction.required_temp, "explodeTemp" = reaction.overheat_temp, "reqContainer" = container_name, "subReactLen" = sub_reaction_length, "subReactIndex" = ui_reaction_index)
 
 		//Results sweep
 		var/has_reagent = "default"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_recipe_debug.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_recipe_debug.dm
index ff9d1e4a81d3..b47174aab7a2 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_recipe_debug.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_recipe_debug.dm
@@ -246,7 +246,7 @@
 			list("name" = "overheat_temp" , "var" = edit_recipe.overheat_temp),
 			list("name" = "temp_exponent_factor" , "var" = edit_recipe.temp_exponent_factor),
 			list("name" = "thermic_constant" , "var" = edit_recipe.thermic_constant),
-			list("name" = "rate_up_lim" , "var" = edit_recipe.rate_up_lim),
+			list("name" = "base_reaction_rate" , "var" = edit_recipe.base_reaction_rate),
 		)
 
 	return data
@@ -338,7 +338,7 @@ optimal_temp = [edit_recipe.optimal_temp]
 overheat_temp = [edit_recipe.overheat_temp]
 temp_exponent_factor = [edit_recipe.temp_exponent_factor]
 thermic_constant = [edit_recipe.thermic_constant]
-rate_up_lim = [edit_recipe.rate_up_lim]"}
+base_reaction_rate = [edit_recipe.base_reaction_rate]"}
 			say(export)
 			text2file(export, "[GLOB.log_directory]/chem_parse.txt")
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents.dm
index d63fca45192b..54cc29bd1230 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents.dm
@@ -44,8 +44,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(name2reagent, build_name2reagent())
 	var/reagent_state = LIQUID
 	/// Special data associated with the reagent that will be passed on upon transfer to a new holder.
 	var/list/data
+
 	/// increments everytime on_mob_life is called
 	var/current_cycle = 0
+
 	///pretend this is moles
 	var/volume = 0
 	///The molar mass of the reagent - if you're adding a reagent that doesn't have a recipe, just add a random number between 10 - 800. Higher numbers are "harder" but it's mostly arbitary.
@@ -83,10 +85,13 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(name2reagent, build_name2reagent())
 	var/show_in_codex = TRUE
 
 	///Thermodynamic vars
-	///How hot this reagent burns when it's on fire - null means it can't burn
-	var/burning_temperature = null
-	///How much is consumed when it is burnt per second
-	var/burning_volume = 0.5
+	///How hot this reagent needs to be to begin boiling. null means it will not boil.
+	var/boiling_point = BOILING_POINT_WATER + 100 // Arbitrary default that is "more than water".
+	/// When output from a condenser, the reagent will be this temperature.
+	var/dew_point = (BOILING_POINT_WATER + 100) * 0.9 // Value is arbitrary.
+
+	/// Units lost per second while boiling.
+	var/boil_off_rate = 2.5
 
 	///Assoc list with key type of addiction this reagent feeds, and value amount of addiction points added per unit of reagent metabolzied (which means * REAGENTS_METABOLISM every life())
 	var/list/addiction_types = null
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
index fb406f3b42fc..c557f1593a0c 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
@@ -15,8 +15,7 @@
 
 	touch_met = 5
 	ingest_met = 0.2
-	burning_temperature = 2193//ethanol burns at 1970C (at it's peak)
-	burning_volume = 0.1
+	boiling_point = 2193 //ethanol burns at 1970C (at it's peak)
 	var/boozepwr = 65 //Higher numbers equal higher hardness, higher hardness equals more intense alcohol poisoning
 	var/toxicity = 1
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/dispenser_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/dispenser_reagents.dm
index e8ff1d2adf9b..db6ff85fb462 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/dispenser_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/dispenser_reagents.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,8 @@
 	color = "#a8a8a8"
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = null
+
 /datum/reagent/ammonia
 	name = "Ammonia"
 	taste_description = "mordant"
@@ -18,6 +20,9 @@
 	overdose_threshold = 5
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = 239
+	dew_point = 239 * 0.9
+
 /datum/reagent/ammonia/affect_blood(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
 	C.adjustToxLoss(removed * 1.5, FALSE, cause_of_death = "Ingesting ammonia")
 	return TRUE
@@ -42,6 +47,8 @@
 	ingest_met = 2
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = null
+
 /datum/reagent/carbon/affect_ingest(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
 	var/datum/reagents/ingested = C.get_ingested_reagents()
 	if (ingested && length(ingested.reagent_list) > 1) // Need to have at least 2 reagents - cabon and something to remove
@@ -64,13 +71,6 @@
 	else
 		dirtoverlay.alpha = min(dirtoverlay.alpha + reac_volume * 30, 255)
 
-/datum/reagent/copper
-	name = "Copper"
-	description = "A highly ductile metal."
-	taste_description = "copper"
-	color = "#6e3b08"
-	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
-
 /datum/reagent/iron
 	name = "Iron"
 	description = "Pure iron is a metal."
@@ -79,6 +79,8 @@
 	color = "#353535"
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = null
+
 /datum/reagent/iron/affect_blood(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
 	. = ..()
 	C.adjustBloodVolume(2 * removed)
@@ -91,6 +93,8 @@
 	color = "#808080"
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = null
+
 /datum/reagent/lithium/affect_blood(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
 	if(!isspaceturf(C.loc))
 		step(C, GLOB.cardinals)
@@ -107,6 +111,9 @@
 	color = "#484848"
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = 630
+	dew_point = 630 * 0.9
+
 /datum/reagent/mercury/affect_blood(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
 	if(!isspaceturf(C.loc))
 		step(C, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
@@ -124,6 +131,9 @@
 	color = "#832828"
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = 704
+	dew_point = 704 * 0.9
+
 /datum/reagent/potassium
 	name = "Potassium"
 	description = "A soft, low-melting solid that can easily be cut with a knife. Reacts violently with water."
@@ -132,6 +142,8 @@
 	color = "#a0a0a0"
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = null
+
 /datum/reagent/potassium/affect_blood(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
 	if(volume > 10)
 		APPLY_CHEM_EFFECT(C, CE_PULSE, 2)
@@ -151,6 +163,9 @@
 	var/max_damage = 40
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = 610
+	dew_point = 610 * 0.9
+
 /datum/reagent/toxin/acid/affect_blood(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
 	C.adjustFireLoss(removed * acidpwr, FALSE)
 	return TRUE
@@ -205,6 +220,9 @@
 	max_damage = 30
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE * 2
 
+	boiling_point = 381
+	dew_point = 381 * 0.9
+
 /datum/reagent/silicon
 	name = "Silicon"
 	description = "A tetravalent metalloid, silicon is less reactive than its chemical analog carbon."
@@ -212,6 +230,8 @@
 	color = "#a8a8a8"
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = null
+
 /datum/reagent/sodium
 	name = "Sodium"
 	description = "A chemical element, readily reacts with water."
@@ -220,6 +240,8 @@
 	color = "#808080"
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = null
+
 /datum/reagent/sulfur
 	name = "Sulfur"
 	description = "A chemical element with a pungent smell."
@@ -228,6 +250,9 @@
 	color = "#bf8c00"
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = 717.8
+	dew_point = 717.8 * 0.9
+
 /datum/reagent/tungsten
 	name = "Tungsten"
 	description = "A chemical element, and a strong oxidising agent."
@@ -236,6 +261,8 @@
 	color = "#dcdcdc"
 	value = DISPENSER_REAGENT_VALUE
 
+	boiling_point = null
+
 /datum/reagent/oxygen
 	name = "Oxygen"
 	description = "A colorless, odorless gas. Grows on trees but is still pretty valuable."
@@ -243,6 +270,8 @@
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_mult = 0 // oderless and tasteless
 
+	boiling_point = 90.2
+	dew_point = 90.2 * 0.9
 
 /datum/reagent/oxygen/expose_turf(turf/exposed_turf, reac_volume, exposed_temperature)
 	. = ..()
@@ -257,6 +286,8 @@
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_mult = 0
 
+	boiling_point = 77.36
+	dew_point = 77.36 * 0.9
 
 /datum/reagent/nitrogen/expose_turf(turf/open/exposed_turf, reac_volume)
 	. = ..()
@@ -271,6 +302,8 @@
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_mult = 0
 
+	boiling_point = 20.28
+	dew_point = 20.28 * 0.9
 
 /datum/reagent/fluorine
 	name = "Fluorine"
@@ -279,6 +312,8 @@
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_description = "acid"
 
+	boiling_point = 85.04
+	dew_point = 85.04 * 0.9
 
 // You're an idiot for thinking that one of the most corrosive and deadly gasses would be beneficial
 /datum/reagent/fluorine/on_hydroponics_apply(datum/plant_tick/plant_tick, datum/reagents/chems, volume, obj/machinery/hydroponics/mytray, mob/user)
@@ -298,6 +333,8 @@
 	color = "#80919d"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.15
 
+	boiling_point = null
+
 /datum/reagent/lead/affect_blood(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
 	C.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 0.5)
 
@@ -308,6 +345,8 @@
 	color = "#BC8A00"
 	taste_description = "metal"
 
+	boiling_point = 457.4
+	dew_point = 457.4 * 0.9
 
 /datum/reagent/carbondioxide
 	name = "Carbon Dioxide"
@@ -316,6 +355,8 @@
 	color = "#B0B0B0" // rgb : 192, 192, 192
 	taste_description = "something unknowable"
 
+	boiling_point = 194.7
+	dew_point = 194.8 * 0.9
 
 /datum/reagent/carbondioxide/expose_turf(turf/open/exposed_turf, reac_volume)
 	if(istype(exposed_turf))
@@ -330,7 +371,8 @@
 	color = "#FFFB89" //pale yellow? let's make it light gray
 	taste_description = "chlorine"
 
-
+	boiling_point = 239.11
+	dew_point = 239.11 * 0.9
 
 // You're an idiot for thinking that one of the most corrosive and deadly gasses would be beneficial
 /datum/reagent/chlorine/on_hydroponics_apply(datum/plant_tick/plant_tick, datum/reagents/chems, volume, obj/machinery/hydroponics/mytray, mob/user)
@@ -347,18 +389,25 @@
 	color = "#FFFFFF"
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 
+	boiling_point = null
+
 /datum/reagent/helium
 	name = "Helium"
 	description = "Does not make any sound."
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#ffffa099"
 
+	boiling_point = 4.22
+	dew_point = 4
+
 /datum/reagent/nickel
 	name = "Nickel"
 	description = "Contrary to popular belief, this is not a currency."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#dcdcdc"
 
+	boiling_point = null
+
 /datum/reagent/copper
 	name = "Copper"
 	description = "A highly ductile metal. Things made out of copper aren't very durable, but it makes a decent material for electrical wiring."
@@ -366,6 +415,7 @@
 	color = "#6E3B08" // rgb: 110, 59, 8
 	taste_description = "metal"
 
+	boiling_point = null
 
 /datum/reagent/copper/expose_obj(obj/exposed_obj, reac_volume, exposed_temperature)
 	. = ..()
@@ -384,3 +434,5 @@
 	color = "#D0D0D0" // rgb: 208, 208, 208
 	taste_description = "expensive yet reasonable metal"
 	material = /datum/material/silver
+
+	boiling_point = null
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
index 722d7cd8b5c1..d20c43eefa7d 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
@@ -1085,3 +1085,35 @@
 
 	C.adjustToxLoss(1, cause_of_death = "Zedaphen overdose") // Counter-acted by the normal metabolization, resulting in minor organ damage.
 	C.Unconscious(10 SECONDS) // You're in for it now.
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/shmowder
+	name = "Shmowder"
+	taste_description = "horrible bitterness"
+	taste_mult = 100
+	description = "A horrible mess of pharmaceuticals masquerading as \"medicine\"."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#d8d8d8"
+
+	ingest_met = 0.2
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/shmowder/affect_ingest(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
+	. = ..()
+	// After having gone through 10u of the thing, there's a 5% chance every 10 units processed to cure all diseases.
+	if(current_cycle >= 50 && prob(current_cycle / 10))
+		for(var/datum/pathogen/pathogen in C.diseases)
+			pathogen.force_cure(add_resistance = FALSE)
+
+	if(prob(80)) // *THUD*
+		C.adjustBruteLoss(-10 * removed, FALSE)
+
+	if(prob(80)) // *THUD*
+		C.adjustBruteLoss(-10 * removed, FALSE)
+
+	if(prob(80)) // *THUD*
+		C.adjustBloodVolumeUpTo(10 * removed, BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
+
+	if(prob(80)) // *THUD*
+		C.adjustToxLoss(-2 * removed, FALSE)
+
+	C.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 10 * removed, updating_health = FALSE)
+	return TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
index 28df850b49f7..ff6e45d74640 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
@@ -12,6 +12,9 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 2
 	ingest_met = 2
 
+	boiling_point = BOILING_POINT_WATER
+	dew_point = BOILING_POINT_WATER * 0.9
+
 /datum/reagent/water/expose_turf(turf/open/exposed_turf, reac_volume, exposed_temperature)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!istype(exposed_turf))
@@ -657,6 +660,12 @@
 	color = "#604030" // rgb: 96, 64, 48
 	taste_description = "iron"
 
+	boiling_point = 328.6
+	dew_point = 328.6 * 0.9
+
+/datum/reagent/diethylamine/affect_blood(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
+	C.adjustToxLoss(removed * 2, FALSE, cause_of_death = "Ingesting diethylamine")
+	return TRUE
 
 // This is more bad ass, and pests get hurt by the corrosive nature of it, not the plant. The new trade off is it culls stability.
 /datum/reagent/diethylamine/on_hydroponics_apply(datum/plant_tick/plant_tick, datum/reagents/chems, volume, obj/machinery/hydroponics/mytray, mob/user)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/pyrotechnic_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/pyrotechnic_reagents.dm
index dd85d996c281..f1380f4eb79f 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/pyrotechnic_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/pyrotechnic_reagents.dm
@@ -211,9 +211,7 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "bitterness"
 	self_consuming = TRUE
-	burning_temperature = null
-	burning_volume = 0.05
-
+	boiling_point = null
 
 /datum/reagent/pyrosium/affect_blood(mob/living/carbon/C, removed)
 	if(holder.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/oxygen))
@@ -222,9 +220,10 @@
 
 /datum/reagent/pyrosium/burn(datum/reagents/holder)
 	if(holder.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/oxygen))
-		burning_temperature = 3500
+		boiling_point = 3500
 		return
-	burning_temperature = null
+
+	boiling_point = null
 
 /datum/reagent/firefighting_foam
 	name = "Firefighting Foam"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm
index 4f174b5b5213..d7056890c7b4 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm
@@ -80,8 +80,7 @@
 	toxpwr = 3
 	material = /datum/material/plasma
 	penetrates_skin = NONE
-	burning_temperature = 4500//plasma is hot!!
-	burning_volume = 0.3//But burns fast
+	boiling_point = 4500//plasma is hot!!
 	codex_mechanics = "Plasma will ignite at 519.15 K, take care when handling."
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/plasma/on_new(data)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes.dm
index 0781c2c9cb25..8b5f156ef221 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes.dm
@@ -15,6 +15,10 @@
 	///Reagents that block the reaction from occuring, like an inverse catalyst.
 	var/list/inhibitors = list()
 
+	/// A nested alist where each pair is a type to another alist, with the alist being a weighted list of modifier -> chance.
+	/// See Bicardine for an example.
+	var/list/requirement_consumption_modifiers = alist()
+
 	/// the exact container path required for the reaction to happen.
 	var/required_container
 	/// Some stupid magic bullshit for slime reactions. Literally what the fuck.
@@ -29,6 +33,7 @@
 
 	/// Set to TRUE if you want the recipe to only react when it's BELOW the required temp.
 	var/is_cold_recipe = FALSE
+
 	///FermiChem! - See fermi_readme.md
 	///Required temperature for the reaction to begin, for fermimechanics it defines the lower area of bell curve for determining heat based rate reactions, aka the minimum
 	var/required_temp = 100
@@ -42,8 +47,9 @@
 
 	/// How much the temperature changes per unit of chem used. without REACTION_HEAT_ARBITARY flag the rate of change depends on the holder heat capacity else results are more accurate
 	var/thermic_constant = 50
-	/// Optimal/max rate possible if all conditions are perfect
-	var/rate_up_lim = 30
+
+	/// When at the optimal temperature, this is the rate at which the reaction occurs per second. Usually this is reagent conversion.
+	var/base_reaction_rate = 15
 
 	/// Affects how reactions occur
 	var/reaction_flags = NONE
@@ -466,3 +472,42 @@
 		equilibrium.data[id] = 0
 		return TRUE
 	return FALSE
+
+/*
+* Creates smoke of the given reagents if the container is open.
+* Dose not remove reagents from the holder.
+*
+* Arguments:
+* * reagent_list - a k:v list of reagent_type : amount, these are the reagents given to the smoke emitter.
+* * smoke_range - The range of smoke emitted.
+*/
+/datum/chemical_reaction/proc/kapuchem_smoke(datum/reagents/holder, datum/equilibrium/equilibrium, list/reagent_list, smoke_range)
+	smoke_range = floor(smoke_range)
+	if(smoke_range < 1)
+		return
+
+	if(!(holder.flags & OPENCONTAINER))
+		return
+
+	var/atom/movable/AM = holder.my_atom
+	if(!istype(AM))
+		return
+
+	var/turf/smoke_loc = get_turf(AM)
+	if(isnull(smoke_loc))
+		return
+
+	var/datum/reagents/temp_holder = new(100, NO_REACT)
+	temp_holder.add_reagent_list(reagent_list) // Half of the ammonia reaction is lost to the air
+
+	var/datum/effect_system/fluid_spread/smoke/chem/quick/smoke_emitter = new()
+	smoke_emitter.attach(smoke_loc)
+	smoke_emitter.set_up(
+		smoke_range,
+		location = smoke_loc,
+		carry = temp_holder,
+		silent = FALSE,
+	)
+
+	qdel(temp_holder)
+	smoke_emitter.start()
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/drugs.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/drugs_recipes.dm
similarity index 99%
rename from code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/drugs.dm
rename to code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/drugs_recipes.dm
index 48998852a4ac..b0677457309f 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/drugs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/drugs_recipes.dm
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@
 	overheat_temp = 380
 	temp_exponent_factor = 1
 	thermic_constant = 0.1 //exothermic nature is equal to impurty
-	rate_up_lim = 12.5
+	base_reaction_rate = 12.5
 	reaction_flags = REACTION_HEAT_ARBITARY //Heating up is arbitary because of submechanics of this reaction.
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/methamphetamine/overheated(datum/reagents/holder, datum/equilibrium/equilibrium, step_volume_added)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/gateway.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/gateway_recipes.dm
similarity index 91%
rename from code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/gateway.dm
rename to code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/gateway_recipes.dm
index 1ac683437fe3..4d7134fa81fa 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/gateway.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/gateway_recipes.dm
@@ -3,6 +3,10 @@
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/acetone = 3)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/fuel/oil = 1, /datum/reagent/fuel = 1, /datum/reagent/oxygen = 1)
 
+	overheat_temp = 650
+	optimal_temp = 380
+	required_temp = 178 // Acetone freezes around here
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/oil
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/fuel/oil = 3)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/fuel = 1, /datum/reagent/hydrogen = 1, /datum/reagent/carbon = 1)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/medicine.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/medicine_recipes.dm
similarity index 82%
rename from code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/medicine.dm
rename to code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/medicine_recipes.dm
index a689f408d072..461b12c40695 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/medicine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/medicine_recipes.dm
@@ -1,28 +1,51 @@
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/inaprovaline
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/inaprovaline = 3)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/acetone = 1, /datum/reagent/carbon = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/sugar = 1, /datum/reagent/phenol = 1)
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/dylovene
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 3)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/silicon = 1, /datum/reagent/potassium = 1, /datum/reagent/ammonia = 1)
-
+//
+// Brute chems
+//
 /datum/chemical_reaction/bicaridine
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/bicaridine = 2)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/phosphorus = 1, /datum/reagent/carbon = 1, /datum/reagent/acetone = 1)
+	required_reagents = list(
+		/datum/reagent/phosphorus = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/carbon = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/acetone = 1 // da solvant
+	)
+
+	requirement_consumption_modifiers = alist(
+		/datum/reagent/acetone = alist(
+			1 = 20,
+			0.5 = 80
+		),
+	)
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/meralyne
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/meralyne = 2)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/bicaridine = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/epinephrine = 1, /datum/reagent/acetone = 1)
+	required_reagents = list(
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/bicaridine = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/epinephrine = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/acetone = 1 // da solvant
+	)
 	inhibitors = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/sugar = 1) // Messes up with inaprovaline
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/meralyne/overheated(datum/reagents/holder, datum/equilibrium/equilibrium, step_volume_added)
 	. = ..()
 	explode_fire_vortex(holder, equilibrium, 2, 2, "overheat", TRUE)
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/styptic_powder
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/styptic_powder = 2)
+	required_reagents = list(
+		/datum/reagent/aluminium = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/hydrogen = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/oxygen = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/bicaridine = 1,
+	)
+	mix_message = "The solution yields an astringent powder."
+
+//
+// Burn chems
+//
 /datum/chemical_reaction/kelotane
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/kelotane = 2)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/silicon = 1, /datum/reagent/carbon = 1)
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/kelotane = 3)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/water = 1, /datum/reagent/silicon = 1, /datum/reagent/carbon = 1)
 	is_cold_recipe = TRUE
 	optimal_temp = (-50 CELSIUS) - 50
 	required_temp = -50 CELSIUS
@@ -40,16 +63,129 @@
 	. = ..()
 	explode_fire_vortex(holder, equilibrium, 2, 2, "overheat", TRUE)
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/silver_sulfadiazine
+	results = list(
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/silver_sulfadiazine = 5,
+		/datum/reagent/silicon = 1, // The silicon from the kelotane gets left over.
+	)
+	// 	C10H9AgN4O2S is the chemical compound for silver sulf in real life. we conveniently have all of these chemicals, so let's replicate it here
+	required_reagents = list(
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/kelotane = 1, // Kelotane brings the carbon
+		/datum/reagent/ammonia = 1, // Ammonia brings the hydrogen and nitrogen
+		/datum/reagent/silver = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/oxygen = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/sulfur = 1
+	)
+	mix_message = "A strong and cloying odor begins to bubble from the mixture."
+
+//
+// Tox chems
+//
+/datum/chemical_reaction/dylovene
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 3)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/silicon = 1, /datum/reagent/potassium = 1, /datum/reagent/ammonia = 1)
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/ipecac
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/ipecac = 2)
+	required_reagents = list(
+		/datum/reagent/glycerol = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 1
+	)
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/charcoal
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/activated_charcoal = 3)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/ash = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/salt = 1)
+	mix_message = "The mixture yields a fine black powder."
+	mix_sound = 'sound/effects/fuse.ogg'
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/antihol
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/antihol = 2)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/activated_charcoal = 1)
+	mix_message = "A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture."
+
+//
+// Oxy chems
+//
 /datum/chemical_reaction/dexalin
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/dexalin = 1)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/acetone = 2, /datum/reagent/toxin/plasma = 0.1)
 	inhibitors = list(/datum/reagent/water = 1) // Messes with cryox
 	thermic_constant = 20 // Harder to ignite plasma
 
+//
+// Pain chems
+//
+/datum/chemical_reaction/tramadol
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/tramadol = 3)
+	required_reagents = list(
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/epinephrine = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/acetone = 1,
+	)
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/oxycodone
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/tramadol/oxycodone = 1)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/tramadol = 1)
+	required_catalysts = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/plasma = 5)
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/morphine
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/morphine = 2)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/carbon = 2, /datum/reagent/hydrogen = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1, /datum/reagent/oxygen = 1)
+	required_temp = 480
+
+//
+// Organ chems
+//
+// Brain
+/datum/chemical_reaction/alkysine
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/alkysine = 2)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/acid/hydrochloric = 1, /datum/reagent/ammonia = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 1)
+	reaction_flags = REACTION_INSTANT
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/alkysine/on_reaction(datum/reagents/holder, datum/equilibrium/reaction, created_volume)
+	. = ..()
+	kapuchem_smoke(
+		holder,
+		reaction,
+		list(/datum/reagent/ammonia = round(created_volume, CHEMICAL_VOLUME_ROUNDING)),
+		clamp(created_volume / 5, 0, 3), // For every 10 units, smoke is 1 tile.
+	)
+
+// General
+/datum/chemical_reaction/peridaxon
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/peridaxon = 2)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/bicaridine = 2, /datum/reagent/medicine/clonexadone = 2)
+	required_catalysts = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/plasma = 5)
+
+// Eyes
+/datum/chemical_reaction/imidazoline
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/imidazoline = 2)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/carbon = 1, /datum/reagent/phosphorus = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 1)
+
+// Ears
+/datum/chemical_reaction/inacusiate
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/inacusiate = 2)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/water = 1, /datum/reagent/carbon = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 1)
+	mix_message = "The mixture sputters loudly and becomes a light grey color."
+	required_temp = 300
+	optimal_temp = 400
+	overheat_temp = 500
+	temp_exponent_factor = 0.35
+	thermic_constant = 20
+	base_reaction_rate = 3
+
+//
+// Other chems
+//
 /datum/chemical_reaction/tricordrazine
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/tricordrazine = 5)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/bicaridine = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/kelotane = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 1)
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/inaprovaline
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/inaprovaline = 3)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/acetone = 1, /datum/reagent/carbon = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/sugar = 1, /datum/reagent/phenol = 1)
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/zedaphen
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/zedaphen = 3)
 	required_reagents = list(
@@ -82,14 +218,6 @@
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/hyperzine = 3)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/sugar = 1, /datum/reagent/phosphorus = 1, /datum/reagent/sulfur = 1)
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/tramadol
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/tramadol = 3)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/epinephrine = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1, /datum/reagent/acetone = 1)
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/oxycodone
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/tramadol/oxycodone = 1)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/tramadol = 1)
-	required_catalysts = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/plasma = 5)
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/spaceacillin
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/spaceacillin = 2)
@@ -102,24 +230,6 @@
 	optimal_temp = 80 CELSIUS
 	overheat_temp = 130 CELSIUS
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/alkysine
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/alkysine = 2)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/acid/hydrochloric = 1, /datum/reagent/ammonia = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 1)
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/morphine
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/morphine = 2)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/carbon = 2, /datum/reagent/hydrogen = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1, /datum/reagent/oxygen = 1)
-	required_temp = 480
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/imidazoline
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/imidazoline = 2)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/carbon = 1, /datum/reagent/phosphorus = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 1)
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/peridaxon
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/peridaxon = 2)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/bicaridine = 2, /datum/reagent/medicine/clonexadone = 2)
-	required_catalysts = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/plasma = 5)
-
 /datum/chemical_reaction/leporazine
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/leporazine = 2)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/silicon = 1, /datum/reagent/copper = 1)
@@ -142,7 +252,7 @@
 	overheat_temp = 500
 	temp_exponent_factor = 0.1
 	thermic_constant = -0.25
-	rate_up_lim = 15
+	base_reaction_rate = 15
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/ephedrine/overheated(datum/reagents/holder, datum/equilibrium/equilibrium, vol_added)
 	default_explode(holder, equilibrium.reacted_vol, 0, 25)
@@ -167,70 +277,44 @@
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/atropine
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/atropine = 4)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1, /datum/reagent/diethylamine = 1, /datum/reagent/acetone = 1, /datum/reagent/phenol = 1, /datum/reagent/toxin/acid = 1)
+	required_reagents = list(
+		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/diethylamine = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/acetone = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/phenol = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/toxin/acid = 1
+	)
 	mix_message = "A horrid smell like something died drifts from the mixture."
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/chlorpromazine
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/chlorpromazine = 2)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/cryptobiolin = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/haloperidol = 1, /datum/reagent/chlorine = 1)
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/inacusiate
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/inacusiate = 2)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/water = 1, /datum/reagent/carbon = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 1)
-	mix_message = "The mixture sputters loudly and becomes a light grey color."
-	required_temp = 300
-	optimal_temp = 400
-	overheat_temp = 500
-	temp_exponent_factor = 0.35
-	thermic_constant = 20
-	rate_up_lim = 3
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/ipecac
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/ipecac = 2)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/glycerol = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 1)
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/charcoal
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/activated_charcoal = 3)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/ash = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/salt = 1)
-	mix_message = "The mixture yields a fine black powder."
-	mix_sound = 'sound/effects/fuse.ogg'
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/antihol
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/antihol = 2)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/activated_charcoal = 1)
-	mix_message = "A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture."
-
 /datum/chemical_reaction/diphenhydramine
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/diphenhydramine = 4)
 	// Chlorine is a good enough substitute for bromine right?
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/fuel/oil = 1, /datum/reagent/carbon = 1, /datum/reagent/chlorine = 1, /datum/reagent/diethylamine = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1)
-	mix_message = "The mixture fizzes gently."
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/styptic_powder
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/styptic_powder = 2)
-	required_reagents = list(
-		/datum/reagent/aluminium = 1,
-		/datum/reagent/hydrogen = 1,
-		/datum/reagent/oxygen = 1,
-		/datum/reagent/medicine/bicaridine = 1,
-	)
-	mix_message = "The solution yields an astringent powder."
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/silver_sulfadiazine
-	results = list(
-		/datum/reagent/medicine/silver_sulfadiazine = 5,
-		/datum/reagent/silicon = 1, // The silicon from the kelotane gets left over.
-	)
-	// 	C10H9AgN4O2S is the chemical compound for silver sulf in real life. we conveniently have all of these chemicals, so let's replicate it here
 	required_reagents = list(
-		/datum/reagent/medicine/kelotane = 1, // Kelotane brings the carbon
-		/datum/reagent/ammonia = 1, // Ammonia brings the hydrogen and nitrogen
-		/datum/reagent/silver = 1,
-		/datum/reagent/oxygen = 1,
-		/datum/reagent/sulfur = 1
+		/datum/reagent/fuel/oil = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/carbon = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/chlorine = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/diethylamine = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1
 	)
-	mix_message = "A strong and cloying odor begins to bubble from the mixture."
+	mix_message = "The mixture fizzes gently."
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/sterilizine
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/space_cleaner/sterilizine = 3)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1, /datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 1, /datum/reagent/toxin/acid/hydrochloric = 1)
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/shmowder
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/shmowder = 1)
+	required_reagents = list(
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/bicaridine = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/meralyne = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/kelotane = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/dermaline = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/dylovene = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/dexalin = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/saline_glucose = 1,
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/peridaxon = 1
+	)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/other.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/other_recipes.dm
similarity index 95%
rename from code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/other.dm
rename to code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/other_recipes.dm
index 2dfa213eadf8..18650ae293e4 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/other.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/other_recipes.dm
@@ -138,7 +138,7 @@
 	overheat_temp = 575
 	temp_exponent_factor = 0.2
 	thermic_constant = 35 //gives a bonus 15C wiggle room
-	rate_up_lim = 25 //Give a chance to pull back
+	base_reaction_rate = 25 //Give a chance to pull back
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/nitrous_oxide/overheated(datum/reagents/holder, datum/equilibrium/equilibrium, step_volume_added)
 	return //This is empty because the explosion reaction will occur instead (see pyrotechnics.dm). This is just here to update the lookup ui.
@@ -340,12 +340,31 @@
 /datum/chemical_reaction/ammonia
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/ammonia = 3)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/hydrogen = 3, /datum/reagent/nitrogen = 1)
+	reaction_flags = REACTION_INSTANT
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/ammonia/on_reaction(datum/reagents/holder, datum/equilibrium/reaction, created_volume)
+	. = ..()
+	kapuchem_smoke(
+		holder,
+		reaction,
+		list(/datum/reagent/ammonia = round(created_volume * 3 * 0.5, CHEMICAL_VOLUME_ROUNDING)),
+		clamp(created_volume / 3, 0, 3), // For every 9 units, smoke is 1 tile.
+	)
 
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/diethylamine
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/diethylamine = 2)
 	required_reagents = list (/datum/reagent/ammonia = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol = 1)
+	reaction_flags = REACTION_INSTANT
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/diethylamine/on_reaction(datum/reagents/holder, datum/equilibrium/reaction, created_volume)
+	. = ..()
+	kapuchem_smoke(
+		holder,
+		reaction,
+		list(/datum/reagent/diethylamine = round(created_volume * 2 * 0.5, CHEMICAL_VOLUME_ROUNDING)),
+		clamp(created_volume / 4, 0, 3), // For every 8 units, smoke is 1 tile.
+	)
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/plantbgone
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/plantbgone = 5)
@@ -355,6 +374,16 @@
 /datum/chemical_reaction/weedkiller
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/plantbgone/weedkiller = 5)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/toxin = 1, /datum/reagent/ammonia = 4)
+	reaction_flags = REACTION_INSTANT
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/weedkiller/on_reaction(datum/reagents/holder, datum/equilibrium/reaction, created_volume)
+	. = ..()
+	kapuchem_smoke(
+		holder,
+		reaction,
+		list(/datum/reagent/toxin/plantbgone/weedkiller = round(created_volume * 5 * 0.5, CHEMICAL_VOLUME_ROUNDING)),
+		clamp(created_volume / 2, 0, 3), // For every 10 units, smoke is 1 tile.
+	)
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/pestkiller
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/pestkiller = 5)
@@ -362,21 +391,6 @@
 
 
 //////////////////////////////////// Other goon stuff ///////////////////////////////////////////
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/acetone
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/acetone = 3)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/fuel/oil = 1, /datum/reagent/fuel = 1, /datum/reagent/oxygen = 1)
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/oil
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/fuel/oil = 3)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/fuel = 1, /datum/reagent/carbon = 1, /datum/reagent/hydrogen = 1)
-
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/phenol
-	results = list(/datum/reagent/phenol = 3)
-	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/water = 1, /datum/reagent/chlorine = 1, /datum/reagent/fuel/oil = 1)
-
-
 /datum/chemical_reaction/ash
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/ash = 1)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/fuel/oil = 1)
@@ -585,7 +599,7 @@
 	optimal_temp = 200
 	overheat_temp = 0
 	thermic_constant = 0
-	rate_up_lim = 50
+	base_reaction_rate = 50
 	mix_message = "The solution freezes up into ice!"
 	reaction_flags = REACTION_COMPETITIVE
 
@@ -596,7 +610,7 @@
 	optimal_temp = 350
 	overheat_temp = NO_OVERHEAT
 	thermic_constant = 0
-	rate_up_lim = 50
+	base_reaction_rate = 50
 	mix_message = "The ice melts back into water!"
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/pyrotechnics.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/pyrotechnics_recipes.dm
similarity index 100%
rename from code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/pyrotechnics.dm
rename to code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/pyrotechnics_recipes.dm
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/slime_extracts.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/slime_extracts_recipes.dm
similarity index 100%
rename from code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/slime_extracts.dm
rename to code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/slime_extracts_recipes.dm
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/special.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/special_recipes.dm
similarity index 100%
rename from code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/special.dm
rename to code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/special_recipes.dm
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/tinctures.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/tincture_recipes.dm
similarity index 100%
rename from code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/tinctures.dm
rename to code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/tincture_recipes.dm
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/toxins.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/toxin_recipes.dm
similarity index 97%
rename from code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/toxins.dm
rename to code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/toxin_recipes.dm
index 3f05c1023bc5..497328512b87 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/toxins.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/toxin_recipes.dm
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
 	overheat_temp = 900
 	temp_exponent_factor = 2.5
 	thermic_constant = 150
-	rate_up_lim = 15
+	base_reaction_rate = 15
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/zombiepowder
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/zombiepowder = 2)
@@ -35,4 +35,4 @@
 	overheat_temp = 900
 	temp_exponent_factor = 1.6
 	thermic_constant = 250
-	rate_up_lim = 10
+	base_reaction_rate = 10
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/condenser.dm b/code/modules/reagents/condenser.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..be7787d8f7b8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/condenser.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,132 @@
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/condenser
+	name = "chemical condenser"
+	desc = "TODO"
+
+	icon = 'goon/icons/obj/condenser.dmi'
+	icon_state = "condenser"
+	inhand_icon_state = "beaker"
+	worn_icon_state = "beaker"
+
+	fill_icon_file = 'goon/icons/obj/condenser.dmi'
+	fill_icon_state = "f-condenser"
+	fill_icon_thresholds = list(0, 1, 25, 50, 75, 100)
+
+	volume = 60
+
+	var/tmp/datum/looping_sound/boiling/loop
+
+	/// Cup attached to the assembly
+	var/tmp/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/output
+
+	/// Holds the vaporized reagent so we can cool it down before passing it onto the output.
+	var/tmp/datum/reagents/temp_holder
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/condenser/Initialize(mapload, vol)
+	. = ..()
+	temp_holder = new(volume)
+	loop = new(src)
+	register_context()
+	START_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/condenser/Destroy(force)
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+	QDEL_NULL(output)
+	QDEL_NULL(temp_holder)
+	QDEL_NULL(loop)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/condenser/add_context(atom/source, list/context, obj/item/held_item, mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(istype(held_item, /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker))
+		context[SCREENTIP_CONTEXT_RMB] = "Attach Beaker"
+		. = CONTEXTUAL_SCREENTIP_SET
+
+	else if(isnull(held_item) && output)
+		context[SCREENTIP_CONTEXT_LMB] = "Remove Beaker"
+		. = CONTEXTUAL_SCREENTIP_SET
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/condenser/item_interaction_secondary(mob/living/user, obj/item/tool, list/modifiers)
+	if(!istype(tool, /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker))
+		return ..()
+
+	if(output)
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("[src]'s output already has a container."))
+		return ITEM_INTERACT_BLOCKING
+
+	if(!user.transferItemToLoc(tool, src))
+		return ITEM_INTERACT_BLOCKING
+
+	set_output(tool)
+	visible_message("[user] attaches [tool] to [src].")
+	return ITEM_INTERACT_SUCCESS
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/condenser/attack_hand_secondary(mob/user, list/modifiers)
+	. = ..()
+	if(. == SECONDARY_ATTACK_CANCEL_ATTACK_CHAIN)
+		return
+
+	if(!output)
+		return
+
+	if(!user.pickup_item(output))
+		return SECONDARY_ATTACK_CANCEL_ATTACK_CHAIN
+
+	output.do_pickup_animation(user, get_turf(src))
+	set_output(null)
+	return SECONDARY_ATTACK_CANCEL_ATTACK_CHAIN
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/condenser/update_overlays()
+	. = ..()
+	if(!output)
+		return
+
+	var/mutable_appearance/output_overlay = new(output)
+	output_overlay.plane = FLOAT_PLANE
+	output_overlay.layer = FLOAT_LAYER
+	output_overlay.pixel_x = 11
+	output_overlay.pixel_y = output.condenser_offset_y
+	. += output_overlay
+
+	. += image(icon, "condenser-pipe")
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/condenser/proc/set_output(obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/new_output)
+	if(output)
+		UnregisterSignal(output, COMSIG_PARENT_QDELETING)
+
+	output = new_output
+
+	if(!output)
+		update_appearance(UPDATE_OVERLAYS)
+		return
+
+	RegisterSignal(output, COMSIG_PARENT_QDELETING, PROC_REF(output_deleted))
+	update_appearance(UPDATE_OVERLAYS)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/condenser/proc/output_deleted(datum/source)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	set_output(null)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/condenser/process(delta_time)
+	var/reagents_moved = FALSE
+	for(var/datum/reagent/R as anything in reagents.reagent_list)
+		if(isnull(R.boiling_point) || reagents.chem_temp < R.boiling_point) // Solids can sublimate, theoretically.
+			continue
+
+		reagents_moved = TRUE
+		var/transfer_rate = R.boil_off_rate * delta_time
+
+		if(!output || (R.reagent_state == GAS))
+			reagents.remove_reagent(R.type, transfer_rate)
+			continue
+
+		reagents.trans_id_to(temp_holder, R.type, transfer_rate, no_react = TRUE)
+		temp_holder.set_temperature(R.dew_point)
+		temp_holder.trans_to(output, temp_holder.maximum_volume, no_react = TRUE)
+
+	if(reagents_moved)
+		loop.start()
+		reagents.handle_reactions()
+		output?.reagents.handle_reactions()
+	else
+		loop.stop()
+
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/hotplate.dm b/code/modules/reagents/hotplate.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..d73656ec15ed
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/hotplate.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,107 @@
+/obj/item/hotplate
+	name = "hot plate"
+	desc = "TODO"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "hotplate"
+
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+
+	/// Thermal energy coeff
+	var/heater_coefficient = 0.5
+	/// At max ramp-up, multiply the thermal energy by this.
+	var/heat_rampup_temp = 10
+	/// How many seconds it takes to reach max heat ramp-up.
+	var/heat_rampup_time = 15
+	var/tmp/current_rampup = 0
+
+	var/tmp/on = FALSE
+	var/tmp/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/container
+
+/obj/item/hotplate/Destroy(force)
+	QDEL_NULL(container)
+	if(on)
+		toggle_on()
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/hotplate/attack_hand_secondary(mob/user, list/modifiers)
+	. = ..()
+	if(. == SECONDARY_ATTACK_CANCEL_ATTACK_CHAIN)
+		return
+
+	toggle_on()
+	visible_message(span_notice("[user] turns [src] [on ? "on" : "off"]."))
+	return SECONDARY_ATTACK_CANCEL_ATTACK_CHAIN
+
+/obj/item/hotplate/IsContainedAtomAccessible(atom/contained, atom/movable/user)
+	return contained == container
+
+/obj/item/hotplate/equipped(mob/user, slot, initial)
+	. = ..()
+	if(on)
+		toggle_on()
+
+/obj/item/hotplate/update_overlays()
+	. = ..()
+	if(on)
+		. += image(icon, "hotplate-on")
+		. += emissive_appearance(icon, "hotplate-on", alpha = 100)
+
+/obj/item/hotplate/proc/toggle_on()
+	on = !on
+	if(on)
+		START_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+	else
+		STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+		current_rampup = 0
+
+	update_appearance(UPDATE_OVERLAYS)
+
+/obj/item/hotplate/item_interaction(mob/living/user, obj/item/tool, list/modifiers)
+	if(!istype(tool, /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup))
+		return NONE
+
+	if(!user.transferItemToLoc(tool, src))
+		return ITEM_INTERACT_BLOCKING
+
+	set_container(tool)
+	return ITEM_INTERACT_SUCCESS
+
+/obj/item/hotplate/proc/set_container(obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/new_container)
+	if(container)
+		UnregisterSignal(container, list(COMSIG_PARENT_QDELETING, COMSIG_MOVABLE_MOVED))
+		remove_viscontents(container)
+		container.update_offsets()
+
+	container = new_container
+
+	if(!container)
+		return
+
+	RegisterSignal(container, list(COMSIG_PARENT_QDELETING, COMSIG_MOVABLE_MOVED), PROC_REF(container_moved_or_deleted))
+	add_viscontents(container)
+	container.pixel_y = 4
+
+/obj/item/hotplate/get_temperature()
+	if(!on)
+		return 0
+
+	// 80% to 110%
+	var/random_mult = rand(8,11) * 0.1
+	var/rampup_coeff = (current_rampup / heat_rampup_time) * heat_rampup_temp
+	return SPECIFIC_HEAT_DEFAULT * rampup_coeff * heater_coefficient * random_mult
+
+/obj/item/hotplate/process(delta_time)
+	if(!container)
+		return
+
+	if(container.reagents.chem_temp >= 800)
+		return
+
+	var/thermal_adjustment =  get_temperature() * delta_time * container.reagents.total_volume
+
+	container.reagents.adjust_thermal_energy(thermal_adjustment)
+	current_rampup = clamp(current_rampup + delta_time, 0, heat_rampup_time)
+
+/obj/item/hotplate/proc/container_moved_or_deleted(datum/source)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	set_container(null)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers.dm
index bfc1cd14118a..865ea66d4ed3 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 
 	has_combat_mode_interaction = TRUE
 
+	var/fill_icon_file = 'icons/obj/reagentfillings.dmi'
 	var/amount_per_transfer_from_this = 5
 	var/list/possible_transfer_amounts = list(5,10,15,20,25,30)
 	/// Where we are in the possible transfer amount list.
@@ -227,7 +228,7 @@
 		return
 
 	var/fill_name = fill_icon_state? fill_icon_state : icon_state
-	var/mutable_appearance/filling = mutable_appearance('icons/obj/reagentfillings.dmi', "[fill_name][fill_icon_thresholds[1]]")
+	var/mutable_appearance/filling = mutable_appearance(fill_icon_file, "[fill_name][fill_icon_thresholds[1]]")
 
 	var/percent = round((reagents.total_volume / volume) * 100)
 	for(var/i in 1 to fill_icon_thresholds.len)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/cups/_cup.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/cups/_cup.dm
index c22c108d0446..59a0a832c8d8 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/cups/_cup.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/cups/_cup.dm
@@ -260,13 +260,18 @@ TYPEINFO_DEF(/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker)
 	name = "beaker"
 	desc = "A beaker. It can hold up to 60 units."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+
 	icon_state = "beaker"
 	inhand_icon_state = "beaker"
 	worn_icon_state = "beaker"
+
 	fill_icon_thresholds = list(0, 1, 20, 40, 60, 80, 100)
 	possible_transfer_amounts = list(5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 60)
 	volume = 60
 
+	// Used for condenser rendering.
+	var/condenser_offset_y = -3
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 	update_appearance()
diff --git a/daedalus.dme b/daedalus.dme
index b091982b91e2..0d6d46cd3854 100644
--- a/daedalus.dme
+++ b/daedalus.dme
@@ -4330,6 +4330,8 @@
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\projectile\special\temperature.dm"
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\projectile\special\wormhole.dm"
 #include "code\modules\reagents\chem_splash.dm"
+#include "code\modules\reagents\condenser.dm"
+#include "code\modules\reagents\hotplate.dm"
 #include "code\modules\reagents\reagent_containers.dm"
 #include "code\modules\reagents\reagent_dispenser.dm"
 #include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\chem_wiki_render.dm"
@@ -4365,15 +4367,15 @@
 #include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\reagents\pyrotechnic_reagents.dm"
 #include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\reagents\tincture_reagents.dm"
 #include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\reagents\toxin_reagents.dm"
-#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\drugs.dm"
-#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\gateway.dm"
-#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\medicine.dm"
-#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\other.dm"
-#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\pyrotechnics.dm"
-#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\slime_extracts.dm"
-#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\special.dm"
-#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\tinctures.dm"
-#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\toxins.dm"
+#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\drugs_recipes.dm"
+#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\gateway_recipes.dm"
+#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\medicine_recipes.dm"
+#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\other_recipes.dm"
+#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\pyrotechnics_recipes.dm"
+#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\slime_extracts_recipes.dm"
+#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\special_recipes.dm"
+#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\tincture_recipes.dm"
+#include "code\modules\reagents\chemistry\recipes\toxin_recipes.dm"
 #include "code\modules\reagents\reagent_containers\blood_pack.dm"
 #include "code\modules\reagents\reagent_containers\borghydro.dm"
 #include "code\modules\reagents\reagent_containers\bottle.dm"
diff --git a/goon/icons/obj/condenser.dmi b/goon/icons/obj/condenser.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..20e1a5097ec8
Binary files /dev/null and b/goon/icons/obj/condenser.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/chemical.dmi b/icons/obj/chemical.dmi
index 572f28ec6130..20ba05f65292 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/chemical.dmi and b/icons/obj/chemical.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/ChemMaster.jsx b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/ChemMaster.tsx
similarity index 87%
rename from tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/ChemMaster.jsx
rename to tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/ChemMaster.tsx
index b3c8e3eeafba..36cfaefe2182 100644
--- a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/ChemMaster.jsx
+++ b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/ChemMaster.tsx
@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
+import { BooleanLike } from 'common/react';
+
 import { useBackend, useSharedState } from '../backend';
 import {
   AnimatedNumber,
@@ -11,21 +13,59 @@ import {
 } from '../components';
 import { Window } from '../layouts';
 
+type AnalysisVariables = {
+  addicD: string;
+  color: string;
+  description: string;
+  metaRate: string;
+  name: string;
+  overD: string;
+  state: string;
+};
+
+type ChemMasterData = {
+  analyzeVars: AnalysisVariables;
+  screen: string;
+};
+
 export const ChemMaster = (props) => {
-  const { data } = useBackend();
-  const { screen } = data;
+  const { data } = useBackend<ChemMasterData>();
+  const { analyzeVars, screen } = data;
   return (
     <Window width={465} height={550}>
       <Window.Content scrollable>
-        {(screen === 'analyze' && <AnalysisResults />) || <ChemMasterContent />}
+        {(screen === 'analyze' && (
+          <AnalysisResults analyzeVars={analyzeVars} />
+        )) || <ChemMasterContent />}
       </Window.Content>
     </Window>
   );
 };
 
+type Chemical = {
+  id: string;
+  name: string;
+  volume: number;
+};
+
+type ChemMasterContentData = {
+  analyzeVars: AnalysisVariables;
+  beakerContents: Chemical[];
+  beakerCurrentVolume?: number;
+  beakerMaxVolume?: number;
+  bufferContents: Chemical[];
+  isBeakerLoaded: BooleanLike;
+  isPillBottleLoaded: BooleanLike;
+  mode: BooleanLike;
+  pillBottleCurrentAmount: number;
+  pillBottleMaxAmount: number;
+  screen: string;
+};
+
 const ChemMasterContent = (props) => {
-  const { act, data } = useBackend();
+  const { act, data } = useBackend<ChemMasterContentData>();
   const {
+    analyzeVars,
     screen,
     beakerContents = [],
     bufferContents = [],
@@ -37,7 +77,7 @@ const ChemMasterContent = (props) => {
     pillBottleMaxAmount,
   } = data;
   if (screen === 'analyze') {
-    return <AnalysisResults />;
+    return <AnalysisResults analyzeVars={analyzeVars} />;
   }
   return (
     <>
@@ -234,14 +274,39 @@ const PackagingControlsItem = (props) => {
   );
 };
 
+type CondiStyle = {
+  className: string;
+  id: string;
+  title: string;
+};
+
+type PillStyle = {
+  className: string;
+  id: string;
+};
+
+type PatchStyle = {
+  class_name: string;
+  style: string;
+};
+
+type PackagingData = {
+  autoCondiStyle: string;
+  chosenCondiStyle: string;
+  chosenPillStyle: string;
+  condi: BooleanLike;
+  condiStyles: CondiStyle[];
+  patch_style: string;
+  patch_styles: PatchStyle[];
+  pillStyles: PillStyle[];
+};
+
 const PackagingControls = (props) => {
-  const { act, data } = useBackend();
+  const { act, data } = useBackend<PackagingData>();
   const [pillAmount, setPillAmount] = useSharedState('pillAmount', 1);
   const [patchAmount, setPatchAmount] = useSharedState('patchAmount', 1);
   const [bottleAmount, setBottleAmount] = useSharedState('bottleAmount', 1);
-  // PARIAH EDIT ADDITION
   const [vialAmount, setVialAmount] = useSharedState('vialAmount', 1);
-  // PARIAH EDIT END
   const [packAmount, setPackAmount] = useSharedState('packAmount', 1);
   const {
     condi,
@@ -421,9 +486,13 @@ const PackagingControls = (props) => {
   );
 };
 
-const AnalysisResults = (props) => {
+type AnalysisProps = {
+  analyzeVars: AnalysisVariables;
+};
+
+const AnalysisResults = (props: AnalysisProps) => {
   const { act, data } = useBackend();
-  const { analyzeVars } = data;
+  const { analyzeVars } = props;
   return (
     <Section
       title="Analysis Results"
@@ -442,7 +511,6 @@ const AnalysisResults = (props) => {
       <LabeledList>
         <LabeledList.Item label="Name">{analyzeVars.name}</LabeledList.Item>
         <LabeledList.Item label="State">{analyzeVars.state}</LabeledList.Item>
-        <LabeledList.Item label="pH">{analyzeVars.ph}</LabeledList.Item>
         <LabeledList.Item label="Color">
           <ColorBox color={analyzeVars.color} mr={1} />
           {analyzeVars.color}