diff --git a/modular_darkpack/modules/deprecated/icons/mobs.dmi b/modular_darkpack/modules/deprecated/icons/mobs.dmi
index dcfb14e01392..edc752e0786b 100644
Binary files a/modular_darkpack/modules/deprecated/icons/mobs.dmi and b/modular_darkpack/modules/deprecated/icons/mobs.dmi differ
diff --git a/modular_darkpack/modules/events/code/landmarks/event_landmarks.dm b/modular_darkpack/modules/events/code/landmarks/event_landmarks.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..b5879141ffee
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_darkpack/modules/events/code/landmarks/event_landmarks.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+/obj/effect/landmark/event_spawn/szlachta
+	name = "szlachta event spawn"
+	icon = 'modular_darkpack/modules/events/icons/event_landmarks.dmi'
+	icon_state = "szlachta"
+
diff --git a/modular_darkpack/modules/events/code/szlachta_attack_event.dm b/modular_darkpack/modules/events/code/szlachta_attack_event.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..9ac12e54f600
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_darkpack/modules/events/code/szlachta_attack_event.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+/datum/round_event_control/darkpack/szlachta
+	name = "Szlachta Attack"
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/szlachta
+	weight = 3
+	min_players = 10
+	max_occurrences = 2
+	earliest_start = 90 MINUTES
+	category = EVENT_CATEGORY_INVASION
+	description = "Roving, loose szlachta have found their way into the city."
+	darkpack_allowed = TRUE
+
+/datum/round_event_control/darkpack/szlachta/can_spawn_event(players_amt, allow_magic)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!locate(/obj/effect/landmark/event_spawn/szlachta) in GLOB.generic_event_spawns)
+		return FALSE
+
+/datum/round_event/szlachta
+	start_when = 1
+	announce_when = 5
+
+/datum/round_event/szlachta/announce(fake)
+	var/endpost_szlachta_author = pick("thesupernaturalguy71", "mhaley71", "justplumbin92", "illuminati_truther777", "satanwatch_now")
+	var/endpost_szlachta_post = pick("saw something soooo weird... :) new video coming soon on my channel", "just had the most terrifying moment of my life. saw some kind of monster.", "Yeap, whatever I saw, I'm just goin' right the fuck home.", "(the post has an extremely blurry image attached of what looks to be some kind monster. is it photoshopped?)")
+	endpost_announce(endpost_szlachta_post, endpost_szlachta_author)
+
+/datum/round_event/szlachta/start()
+	for(var/obj/effect/landmark/event_spawn/szlachta/landmark in GLOB.generic_event_spawns)
+		if(!prob(20))
+			continue
+		var/turf/spawn_turf = get_turf(landmark)
+		if(!spawn_turf)
+			continue
+
+		// dont spawn if a player is nearby we don't need them popping in unrealistically
+		var/player_nearby = FALSE
+		for(var/mob/living/nearby_mob in view(DEFAULT_SIGHT_DISTANCE, spawn_turf))
+			if(nearby_mob.client)
+				player_nearby = TRUE
+				break
+		if(player_nearby)
+			continue
+
+		new /mob/living/basic/szlachta(spawn_turf)
+		new /mob/living/basic/szlachta/fister(spawn_turf)
+		if(prob(40))
+			new /mob/living/basic/szlachta(spawn_turf)
+
+		var/vozhd_type = (rand(1, 100) <= 80) ? /mob/living/basic/szlachta/tanker : /mob/living/basic/szlachta/otherthing
+		new vozhd_type(spawn_turf)
diff --git a/modular_darkpack/modules/events/icons/event_landmarks.dmi b/modular_darkpack/modules/events/icons/event_landmarks.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..cef1b3eb4822
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diff --git a/modular_darkpack/modules/powers/code/discipline/vicissitude/objects/creatures.dm b/modular_darkpack/modules/npc/code/nonhuman/hostile/szlachta.dm
similarity index 61%
rename from modular_darkpack/modules/powers/code/discipline/vicissitude/objects/creatures.dm
rename to modular_darkpack/modules/npc/code/nonhuman/hostile/szlachta.dm
index 0f49ab59723a..bf3a58cf5142 100644
--- a/modular_darkpack/modules/powers/code/discipline/vicissitude/objects/creatures.dm
+++ b/modular_darkpack/modules/npc/code/nonhuman/hostile/szlachta.dm
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 /mob/living/basic/szlachta
-	name = "biter"
+	name = "szlachta biter"
 	desc = "A ferocious, fang-bearing creature that resembles a spider."
-	icon = 'modular_darkpack/modules/deprecated/icons/mobs.dmi'
+	icon = 'modular_darkpack/modules/npc/icons/szlachta.dmi'
 	icon_state = "biter"
 	icon_living = "biter"
 	icon_dead = "biter_dead"
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
 	response_help_simple = "pet"
 	response_disarm_continuous = "gently pushes aside"
 	response_disarm_simple = "gently push aside"
-	speed = -1
+	speed = -0.4
 	maxHealth = 75
 	health = 75
 	obj_damage = 50
@@ -21,17 +21,18 @@
 	attack_verb_simple = "bite"
 	attack_sound = 'sound/items/weapons/bite.ogg'
 	speak_emote = list("gnashes")
-	faction = list(VAMPIRE_CLAN_TZIMISCE)
+	faction = list(FACTION_SABBAT, VAMPIRE_CLAN_TZIMISCE)
 	pressure_resistance = 200
 	bloodquality = BLOOD_QUALITY_LOW
 	bloodpool = 2
 	maxbloodpool = 2
 	ai_controller = /datum/ai_controller/basic_controller/simple/simple_hostile_obstacles
 	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/meat = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2)
+	default_blood_volume = BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL
 
 /mob/living/basic/szlachta/fister
-	name = "fister"
-	desc = "A true abomination walking on both hands."
+	name = "szlachta"
+	desc = "A true abomination walking on both hands with bright white, hollow, sad eyes."
 	icon_state = "fister"
 	icon_living = "fister"
 	icon_dead = "fister_dead"
@@ -42,6 +43,7 @@
 	melee_damage_upper = 30
 	attack_verb_continuous = "punches"
 	attack_verb_simple = "punch"
+	speed = 1.5
 	attack_sound = 'sound/items/weapons/punch1.ogg'
 	combat_mode = TRUE
 	status_flags = CANPUSH
@@ -50,8 +52,8 @@
 	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/meat = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 5)
 
 /mob/living/basic/szlachta/tanker
-	name = "tanker"
-	desc = "The peak of abominable armor. Unbelievably undamagable..."
+	name = "vozhd"
+	desc = "A frightening tank of flesh and bone with sword like appendages and unbelievable biological padding. Seasoned vampires know them as the siege-ghouls of the Tzimisce."
 	icon_state = "tanker"
 	icon_living = "tanker"
 	icon_dead = "tanker_dead"
@@ -62,12 +64,37 @@
 	melee_damage_upper = 25
 	attack_verb_continuous = "slashes"
 	attack_verb_simple = "slash"
+	speed = 2
 	attack_sound = 'sound/items/weapons/slash.ogg'
 	combat_mode = TRUE
 	bloodpool = 7
 	maxbloodpool = 7
 	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/meat = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 10)
 
+
+/mob/living/basic/szlachta/otherthing
+	name = "sludgelike vozhd"
+	desc = "a sludgelike, fanged bulbous creature, resembling the other siege-ghouls, but this one bites and tears the flesh and drinks the blood hungrily..."
+	icon_state = "otherthing"
+	icon_living = "otherthing"
+	icon_dead = "otherthing_dead"
+	maxHealth = 350
+	health = 350
+	butcher_results = list(/obj/item/stack/sheet/meat = 4)
+	melee_damage_lower = 25
+	melee_damage_upper = 25
+	attack_verb_continuous = "slashes"
+	attack_verb_simple = "slash"
+	speed = 2
+	attack_sound = 'sound/items/weapons/slash.ogg'
+	combat_mode = TRUE
+	bloodpool = 10
+	maxbloodpool = 10
+	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/meat = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 10)
+
+
+//DARKPACK TODO - Szlachta - make this guy drain blood
+
 /mob/living/basic/szlachta/hostile
 	faction = list(FACTION_HOSTILE)
 
@@ -76,3 +103,6 @@
 
 /mob/living/basic/szlachta/tanker/hostile
 	faction = list(FACTION_HOSTILE)
+
+/mob/living/basic/szlachta/otherthing/hostile
+	faction = list(FACTION_HOSTILE)
diff --git a/modular_darkpack/modules/npc/icons/szlachta.dmi b/modular_darkpack/modules/npc/icons/szlachta.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..6c3223a6204c
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diff --git a/modular_darkpack/modules/phones/code/endpost_announce.dm b/modular_darkpack/modules/phones/code/endpost_announce.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..4c144e1bc056
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_darkpack/modules/phones/code/endpost_announce.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+// useful proc to announce events as endposts
+/proc/endpost_announce(body, author = "SF Chronicle Nightly")
+	UNTYPED_LIST_ADD(SSphones.endpost_posts, list(
+		"body" = body,
+		"date" = server_timestamp("Day, Month DD, "),
+		"time" = server_timestamp("hh:mm", ic_time = TRUE),
+		"author" = author,
+		//"thumbsup_voters" = list(),
+		//"thumbsdown_voters" = list(),
+	))
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 4bcb29504293..037861ba8ae2 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -7223,6 +7223,8 @@
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\ert\code\outfits\swat_outfits.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\events\code\_darkpack_event.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\events\code\blackout_event.dm"
+#include "modular_darkpack\modules\events\code\szlachta_attack_event.dm"
+#include "modular_darkpack\modules\events\code\landmarks\event_landmarks.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\external_organs\code\gargoyle_wings.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\external_organs\code\gargoyle_wings_sprite_accessory_datum.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\fire\code\fire.dm"
@@ -7494,6 +7496,7 @@
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\npc\code\nonhuman\hostile\abyss_tentacle.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\npc\code\nonhuman\hostile\baali_guard.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\npc\code\nonhuman\hostile\bear.dm"
+#include "modular_darkpack\modules\npc\code\nonhuman\hostile\szlachta.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\npc\code\nonhuman\hostile\werewolf.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\occult_artifacts\code\_artifact.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\occult_artifacts\code\_artifact_config.dm"
@@ -7524,6 +7527,7 @@
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\paths\code\spellbooks\thaumaturgy\lure_of_flames_spellbooks.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\paths\code\spellbooks\thaumaturgy\research_spellbooks.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\phones\code\_phone.dm"
+#include "modular_darkpack\modules\phones\code\endpost_announce.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\phones\code\phone_assets.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\phones\code\phone_book.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\phones\code\phone_contact.dm"
@@ -7610,7 +7614,6 @@
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\powers\code\discipline\vicissitude\vicissitude.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\powers\code\discipline\vicissitude\zulo.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\powers\code\discipline\vicissitude\zulo_preferences.dm"
-#include "modular_darkpack\modules\powers\code\discipline\vicissitude\objects\creatures.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\powers\code\discipline\vicissitude\objects\flesh_items.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\powers\code\discipline\vicissitude\objects\surgery_tools.dm"
 #include "modular_darkpack\modules\powers\code\discipline\vicissitude\surgeries\hair_colour_change.dm"