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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/>
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="css.css">
<title>RetroJCity</title>
</head>
<!-- welcome to shitty code -->
<body lang="en-US" dir="ltr">
<img src="MOSHED-2023-2-27-18-21-5.gif" name="Image1" width="258" height="77" border="0">
<br>
<p style="font-family: Nimbus Mono PS; font-size: 24pt;">Welcome.</p> <!-- CSS? CSS my ass.-->
<section><input autofocus placeholder="Search..." type="text" id="url">
<br><br><br>
<button id="gowww">Search WWW</button><button id="gonc">Search Neocities</button><button id="luck">I'm Feeling Lucky</button></section>
<p> powered by startpage. </p>
<p> Key shortcuts: </p>
<p> [ENTER] - Search with Startpage!</p>
<p> [ENTER] + [SHIFT] - Search with Neocities!</p>
<a href="javascript:location.reload(true)"><p>Purge cache</p></a>
<p id="outputagent"></p>
<p id="outputbatt"></p>
<a href="https://www.mabsland.com/Adoption.html"><img src="files/Censor_PGb.gif"></a><br><br>
<!-- <a href="https://neocities.org/site_files/download">want to download your entire site? click here.</a> -->
<iframe scrolling="no" frameborder="no" clocktype="html5" style="overflow:hidden;border:0;margin:0;padding:0;width:180px;height:60px;"src="https://www.clocklink.com/html5embed.php?clock=004&timezone=PST&color=white&size=180&Title=&Message=&Target=&From=2023,1,1,0,0,0&Color=white"></iframe>
<br>
<iframe scrolling="no" frameborder="no" clocktype="html5" style="overflow:hidden;border:0;margin:0;padding:0;width:240px;height:25px;"src="https://www.clocklink.com/html5embed.php?clock=018&timezone=PST&color=green&size=240&Title=&Message=&Target=&From=2023,1,1,0,0,0&DateFormat=yyyy / mm / dd DDD&TimeFormat=hh:mm:ss TT&Color=green"></iframe>
<br>
<i> Time uses PST </i>
<!-- To do: add backwards compatibility for older web browsers -->
<br>
<br>
<a href='http://internetometer.com/give/50041'><img src='http://internetometer.com/image/50041.png'/></a>
<script>
if (navigator.userAgent.includes("Firefox")) {
// This appears to be Firefox
window.location.replace("/pages/chrome.html");
}
// ITS TWO DIFFERENT FUCKING CHECKS OFC THIS IS GOING TO WORK AAAAAAAA
</script>
<br>
<br>
<div id="app"></div>
<script src="https://unpkg.com/webamp">
</script>
<!-- <script>
const app = document.getElementById("app")
const webamp = new Webamp();
webamp.renderWhenReady(app);
</script> -->
<script>
function checkCookie(){
var cookieEnabled = navigator.cookieEnabled;
if (!cookieEnabled){
cookieEnabled = document.cookie.indexOf("plsdonteatme")!=-1;
}
return cookieEnabled || showCookieFail();
}
function showCookieFail(){
window.location.replace("https://retrojcities.neocities.org/frontsite.html");
}
// within a window load,dom ready or something like that place your:
checkCookie();
var url = document.getElementById('url'),
gowww = document.getElementById('gowww');
gonc = document.getElementById('gonc');
luck = document.getElementById('luck');
function searchstartpage() {
if (url.value) {
window.location.replace("https://pagewww.startpage.com/sp/search?query=" + encodeURI(url.value));
}
}
function searchneocities() {
if (url.value) {
window.location.replace("https://neocities.org/browse?sort_by=followers&tag=" + encodeURI(url.value));
}
}
/*/
function searchskynet() {
if (url.value) {
window.location.replace("https://pierrepapierciseaux.net/.skynet/?q=" + encodeURI(url.value)+ '&lang=en');
}
}
function lucky(){
alert('not implimented yet sorry')
}
}
/*/
gowww.onclick = function() {
searchstartpage();
}
gonc.onclick = function() {
searchneocities();
}
luck.onclick = function() {
var win = window.open('https://glitchyzorua.github.io/projects/random/neocities/random.html', '_blank');
win.focus();
}
url.addEventListener('keydown', (event) => {
/*/
if (event.shiftKey) {
keys.Shift = true;
}
if (event.key === "Enter") {
keys.Enter = true;
}
/*/
if (event.shiftKey && event.key === "Enter"){
searchneocities();
return;
}
if (!event.shiftKey && event.key === 'Enter') {
searchstartpage();
return;
}
});
let agent = navigator.userAgent;
document.getElementById("outputagent").innerHTML = "Your user agent is " + agent;
/*/
let batteryPer = navigator.getBattery;
if (batteryPer === undefined){
document.getElementById("outputbatt").innerHTML = "You don't have a battery. I think you are using a computer. Or maybe your browser doesn't support this advanced technology.";
} else {
navigator.getBattery().then((battery) => {
batteryIsCharging = battery.charging;
battery.addEventListener("chargingchange", () => {
document.getElementById("outputbatt").innerHTML = "Your battery is currently at " + batteryPer;
});
});
}
//FUCKING FIREFOX DOESN'T SUPPORT BATTERY PERCENTAGES. CHROME DOES. FUCK THIS SHIT!
/*/
</script>
<br><br>
<h3> About me </h3>
<p>Hi welcome to my search engine/personal website.</p>
<p>You may remember me from Scratch.</p>
<p>My name is GlitchyZorua, or GZ for short</p>
<p> I'm a human on the internet doing... stuff</p>
<p> I like programming, photography (sometimes.)</p>
<p>Pronouns: he/him </p>
<p>Gender: Male</p>
<br>
<br>
<b> SOCIAL MEDIA: </b>
<p>Email: <a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a></p>
<br>
<p>(Send me literally anything!)</p>
<p>Mastodon: <a href="https://mas.to/@GlitchyZorua">@[email protected]</a></p>
<p>
<a href="http://users3.smartgb.com/g/g.php?a=s&i=g36-34400-4f" style="color:#ffbf00">Sign the guestbook!</a>
<br>
<a href="https://glitchyzorua.github.io/discord.html" style="color: #81d41a">Discord</a>
<a href="https://matrix.to/#/%23RetroJSpace:matrix.org" style="color: #ff0000">Matrix</a>
<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/glitchyzorua" style="color: #800080"> Tumblr </a>
<a href="https://spacehey.com/profile?id=138354" style="color: #FFC0CB"> SpaceHey </a>
<a href="https://github.com/glitchyzorua" style="color: #FF8000"> GitHub </a>
</p>
<a href="games.html" style="color:#FF0000">Games (not much)</a>
<a href="archive.html" style="color:#FFFF00">The Archives</a> <a href="https://retrojcities.neocities.org/links" style="color:#4169E1">Links</a><a href="https://retrojcities.neocities.org/pages/microblog.html">Micro-Blogs</a>
<!-- <a href="/pages/articles/articles.html" style="color:#b4e1b4">Blogs</a>-->
<a href="/pages/microblog.html">Micro-Blogs</a>
<a href="/pages/articles/articles.html" style="color:#b4e1b4">Blogs</a>
<!-- <p style="font-family: Nimbus Mono PS; font-size: 24pt;">Chat</p>
<iframe src="https://www3.cbox.ws/box/?boxid=3527469&boxtag=BW4NtJ" width="300" height="450" allowtransparency="yes" allow="autoplay" frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="auto"></iframe> -->
<br>
<!-- <p>Be nice to everyone!</p> -->
<!-- cbox bans are payed. so this is useless now. cbox if you are seeing this right now: go fuck yourselves. and your stupid anti-feature that only lets me ban 5 jackasses unless i pay my god damn organs. you all suck.-->
<br>
<p style="font-family: Nimbus Mono PS; font-size: 24pt;">Whats New?</p>
<embed src="./pages/news.html" width="640" height="480"></embed>
<br><br><br>
<iframe width="314" height="321" scrolling="no" src="https://gifypet.neocities.org/pet/pet.html?name=Mystic&dob=1678840049&gender=m&element=Water&pet=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.pokemondb.net%2Fsprites%2Fblack-white%2Fanim%2Fnormal%2Fzorua.gif&map=tree.jpg&background=gify.jpg&tablecolor=black&textcolor=black" frameborder="0"></iframe><br>
<p style="font-family: Nimbus Mono PS; font-size: 24pt;"></p>
<br>
<script type="text/javascript" id="WolframAlphaScript2daecf5d551e10b4c0cb166f43c1da5a" src="//www.wolframalpha.com/widget/widget.jsp?id=2daecf5d551e10b4c0cb166f43c1da5a"></script>
<h1> Mess around with my website!</h1>
<a href="javascript:var%20KICKASSVERSION='2.0';var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);s.src='//hi.kickassapp.com/kickass.js';void(0);">Kick Ass</a>
<br>
<a href="javascript:(function () {var s = document.createElement('script');s.setAttribute('src', 'http://fontbomb.ilex.ca/js/main.js');document.body.appendChild(s);}());">FontBomb</a>
<h2> Edit shit out! </h2>
<i> changes won't be saved once you refresh the page.</i>
<br>
<br>
<a href="javascript:if(document.body.contentEditable != 'true')void(document.body.contentEditable = 'true');else void(document.body.contentEditable = 'false');">Toggle edit mode</a>
<br><br>
<a href="https://tamanotchi.world/6314c"><img src="https://tamanotchi.world/i/6314" alt="It's tamaNOTchi! Click to feed!"></a>
<p> FEED MY TAMANOTCHI! HIS NAME IS COOKIE!!! </p><br>
<p>That's it for now! See you next time, Or not. Who knows!</p>
<iframe width="300" height="250" style="border:none" src="https://googol.neocities.org/neolink/embed.html" name="neolink"></iframe>
<br><br><br>
<embed src="/pages/moon.html" width="222" height="161">
<br>
<br>
<img src="https://retrojcities.neocities.org/files/spinning-internetarchive.gif"><br>
<p> Internet archive FTW</p>
<!-- Footer -->
<a href="http://www.neocities.org/"><img src="neocities.png"></a>
<br><br><br>
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