diff --git a/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/attributions.yml b/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/attributions.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..d2bcb8d8941
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/attributions.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+- files: ["beep_500.ogg", "beep_2000.ogg"]
+  license: "CC0-1.0"
+  copyright: "Synthesized in Audacity by BasedUser."
+  source: "https://github.com/ekrixi-14/ekrixi"
+  
+- files: ["pai_whistle.ogg"]
+  license: "CC-BY-4.0"
+  copyright: "Source sound by hubismal@GitHub, modified in Audacity by BasedUser."
+  source: "https://github.com/space-wizards/space-station-14/commit/3421e4f4de2613df1e92a4169a778335bc9faac4"
+
+- files: ["whirr1.ogg", "whirr2.ogg", "whirr3.ogg"]
+  license: "CC0-1.0"
+  copyright: "Taken from source, spectrally modified and clipped"
+  source: "https://freesound.org/people/sad3d/sounds/500168/"
diff --git a/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/beep_2000.ogg b/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/beep_2000.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..1caa98ff9a9
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diff --git a/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/beep_500.ogg b/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/beep_500.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..5435eefb472
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diff --git a/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/pai_whistle.ogg b/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/pai_whistle.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..42aebd11972
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diff --git a/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/whirr1.ogg b/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/whirr1.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..2679d794f06
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diff --git a/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/whirr2.ogg b/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/whirr2.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..6f74bebed84
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diff --git a/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/whirr3.ogg b/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/whirr3.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..45ececee626
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diff --git a/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/wilhelm.ogg b/Resources/Audio/Voice/IPC/wilhelm.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..b8ad9d97d4f
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diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/emotes/emotes.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/emotes/emotes.ftl
index 16e384b58c7..fc6658d6c69 100644
--- a/Resources/Locale/en-US/emotes/emotes.ftl
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/emotes/emotes.ftl
@@ -1,2 +1,2 @@
 emote-deathgasp = seizes up and falls limp, {POSS-ADJ($entity)} eyes dead and lifeless...
-silicon-emote-deathgasp =seizes up and falls limp...
+silicon-emote-deathgasp = seizes up and falls limp, {POSS-ADJ($entity)} lights sputtering into darkness...
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Mobs/Player/silicon_base.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Mobs/Player/silicon_base.yml
index dda6e278792..0b122df1c84 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Mobs/Player/silicon_base.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Mobs/Player/silicon_base.yml
@@ -228,6 +228,7 @@
     - type: Speech
       speechSounds: Pai
     - type: Vocal
+      wilhelm: "/Audio/Voice/IPC/wilhelm.ogg"
       sounds:
         Male: UnisexIPC
         Female: UnisexIPC
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/SoundCollections/emotes.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/SoundCollections/emotes.yml
index 1fbd88b48f7..35693a70a4d 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/SoundCollections/emotes.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/SoundCollections/emotes.yml
@@ -79,3 +79,10 @@
   id: Weh
   files:
   - /Audio/Items/Toys/weh.ogg
+
+- type: soundCollection
+  id: IPCWhirrs
+  files:
+    - /Audio/Voice/IPC/whirr1.ogg
+    - /Audio/Voice/IPC/whirr2.ogg
+    - /Audio/Voice/IPC/whirr3.ogg
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Voice/speech_emote_sounds.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Voice/speech_emote_sounds.yml
index 5f20094e26d..2ec71110766 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Voice/speech_emote_sounds.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Voice/speech_emote_sounds.yml
@@ -409,29 +409,63 @@
 - type: emoteSounds
   id: UnisexIPC
   params:
-    variation: 0.125
+    variation: 0
   sounds:
-    Buzz:
-      path: /Audio/Effects/Cargo/buzz_sigh.ogg
     Scream:
       path: /Audio/Voice/IPC/robot-scream.ogg
+      params:
+        variation: 0.125
     Laugh:
       path: /Audio/Voice/IPC/robot-laugh_3.ogg
-    Chitter:
-      path: /Audio/Voice/Talk/pai.ogg
-    Squeak:
+      params:
+        variation: 0.125
+    Sigh:
       path: /Audio/Voice/Talk/pai.ogg
+      params:
+        variation: 0.125
+    Crying:
+      path: /Audio/Voice/IPC/cry_robot_1.ogg
+      params:
+        variation: 0.125
+    Whistle:
+      path: /Audio/Voice/IPC/pai_whistle.ogg
+      params:
+        variation: 0.125
     CatMeow:
       collection: CatMeows
+      params:
+        variation: 0.125
     CatHisses:
       collection: CatHisses
+      params:
+        variation: 0.125
     MonkeyScreeches:
       collection: MonkeyScreeches
-    RobotBeep:
-      path: /Audio/Effects/Cargo/buzz_two.ogg
-    Sigh:
-      path: /Audio/Voice/Talk/pai.ogg
-    Crying:
-      path: /Audio/Voice/IPC/cry_robot_1.ogg
-    Whistle:
-      path: /Audio/Voice/Talk/pai.ogg
+      params:
+        variation: 0.125
+    RobotBeep: # disease
+      path: /Audio/Effects/tesla_consume.ogg
+      params:
+        variation: 0.125
+    Beep:      # normal
+      path: /Audio/Voice/IPC/beep_2000.ogg
+    Boop:
+      path: /Audio/Voice/IPC/beep_500.ogg
+    Buzz:
+      path: /Audio/Machines/buzz-sigh.ogg
+    Honk:
+      path: /Audio/Items/bikehorn.ogg
+      params:
+        variation: 0.125
+    Chime:
+      path: /Audio/Effects/Cargo/ping.ogg
+    Buzz-Two:
+      path: /Audio/Machines/buzz-two.ogg
+    Ping:
+      path: /Audio/Effects/beep1.ogg
+      params: # to prevent it from being definitively read by players as "OH SHIT A GRENADE"
+        variation: 0.125
+    Whirr:
+      collection: IPCWhirrs
+      params:
+        variation: 0
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Voice/speech_emotes.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Voice/speech_emotes.yml
index 50f70576e07..130e5e3d80b 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Voice/speech_emotes.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Voice/speech_emotes.yml
@@ -143,6 +143,13 @@
   chatTriggers:
     - beeps
 
+- type: emote
+  id: Boop
+  category: Vocal
+  chatMessages: [ boops ]
+  chatTriggers:
+    - boops
+
 - type: emote
   id: Chime
   category: Vocal
@@ -163,3 +170,9 @@
   chatMessages: [ pings ]
   chatTriggers:
     - pings
+
+- type: emote
+  id: Whirr # uncategorized as it is generic
+  chatMessages: [ whirrs ]
+  chatTriggers:
+    - whirrs