messages.yml

# This file defines the messages for each mob.

# For each mob multiple message types can be defined (attacked, looking, killed and spawned).
# Each message type contains a list of messages which are picked randomly.
# The "default" section will be used if the requested mob type does not have the requested message type.

default:
  tamed:
    - "OK... You are right, I will stick with you"
snowman:
  spawned:
    - "I have been spawned!"
  looking:
    - "A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world."
    - "Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others."
    - "You can fool too many of the people too much of the time."
    - "Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves."
    - "When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats."
    - "Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning."
    - "I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly."
    - "Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing."
    - "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it."
  attacked:
    - "You Shall Not Pass!"
  killed:
    - "I have failed..."
chicken:
  spawned:
    - "Bwak-Bwak?"
    - "Here I am!"
    - "Wahhhh!"
    - "I'm coming!"
  interacted:
    - "Bwak Bwak!!"
  looking:
    - "Bwak!"
    - "Bwak! Bwaaak!"
    - "Quack, I mean Bwak!"
    - "Why did I cross the road?"
  attacked:
    - "Becawk!"
  killed:
    - "You guys are so mean.. gawd."
    - "Bacaaa-"
cow:
  spawned:
    - "Moooo?"
    - "Here I am!"
    - "Wahhhh!"
    - "I'm coming!"
  looking:
    - "Moo"
    - "Moooooo!"
  interacted:
    - "My milk is GOOD!"
    - "Hi, Moooo...."
  attacked:
    - "MOO?!"
  killed:
    - "You guys are so mean.. gawd."
    - "Moo-"
mooshroom:
  spawned:
    - "Moooo?"
    - "Here I am!"
    - "Wahhhh!"
    - "I'm comingg!"
  looking:
    - "Moo"
    - "Moooooo!"
  interacted:
    - "My milk is GOOD!"
    - "Hi, Moooo...."
    - "I don't feel so Moooo!"
  attacked:
    - "MOO?!"
  killed:
    - "You guys are so mean.. gawd."
    - "Moo-"
ocelot:
  spawned:
    - "Meow?"
    - "Purr.. purr.."
    - "Meow, I'm here!"
    - "Time to plot world domination.."
  looking:
    - "Meow."
    - "Purr.."
  interacted:
    - "Give me fish!"
    - "I'm cute and cuddly!"
    - "I hate Creepers."
  attacked:
    - "HISS!"
  killed:
    - "Hiss! Noooooo..."
    - "Meow-"
villager_golem:
  spawned:
    - "*I shall protect thee!*"
  idle:
    - "*No hostile activity detected.*"
    - "*Patrol sequence finished, running again*"
  interacted:
    - "*Hello human*"
    - "*Move along*"
    - "*Buzzzz*"
  attacked:
    - "*THREAT DETECTED*"
  killed:
    - "*I have failed..*"
    - "*Critical system error*"
pig:
  spawned:
    - "Oink?"
    - "Here I am!"
    - "Wahhhh!"
    - "I'm coming!"
  looking:
    - "Ummm.... Oink!"
    - "Oink! I'm delicious!"
    - "Oink"
    - "I'm a Pig."
  interacted:
    - "Good Day to you sir!"
    - "The sheep are planning world domination, don't let them fool you."
    - "Don't trust the cow's milk, they spiked it with ruffies."
    - "The Chickens are all spies I tell you. I saw one sitting by my window spying on my wife undressing."
    - "I once fooled around with a mooshroom, they are fun to be around but don't let them get your sister in a room all alone."
    - "Blazes are so hot-headed, always thinking they're the shiz with their flying skills and giant fortresses. Hmph."
    - "I believe one day the Ghasts are just going to commit to a mass suicide, with all their crying and mood swings."
    - "I think the Zombies are crack heads, just warning you."
  attacked:
    - "HOLY S***!"
    - "No no no no!"
    - "OOOIIIINK!"
    - "SQEEAAA!"
  killed:
    - "Ah! You got me!"
    - "Hope you enjoy my bacon...."
    - "I was about to share with you the secrets of the Universe!! guuuuhhh!!"
sheep:
  spawned:
    - "Maahaaa!"
    - "Here I am!"
    - "Wahhhh!"
    - "I'm coming!"
  looking:
    - "Maaa..."
    - "Maaaaa... I'm bored.."
    - "Maaahaa!"
  interacted:
    - "I'm covered in wool!"
  attacked:
    - "Maaaaa Gawd!!!"
  killed:
    - "MaaaAh! You got me!"
    - "Take my soft fluffy wool."
squid:
  spawned:
    - ":)"
  looking:
    - "I'm a Squid.. HerpaDerp!"
    - "Squip!"
  interacted:
    - "Hey, I'm a Squid!"
    - "I listen to the Song of Storms!"
    - "Squip!"
    - "?"
  attacked:
    - "!"
  killed:
    - "...."
villager:
  spawned:
    - "What the...?!"
    - "Here I am!"
    - "Wahhhh!"
    - "I'm coming!"
  looking:
    - "I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."
    - "Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll?"
    - "I'm very busy, please leave me alone."
    - "I wish Notch or Jeb had given me some better clothes."
    - "Hello there %player%."
  attacked:
    - "Death is highly overrated!"
    - "Please don't kill me!!"
    - "AH!! What are you doing?!"
    - "Ow! That hurt!"
    - "Nooo! I have a wife and kids!"
  killed:
    - "You won't get away with this..."
    - "Noooooo!!"
    - "Guuuhh.."
    - "You Monster!"
    - "Damnit!"
    - "S*** I left the stove on!"
    - "I have been slain!"
enderman:
  spawned:
    - "Why am I part of this world?"
  looking:
    - "Don't look at me!"
  idle:
    - "%player% I see you."
    - "Where am I?"
    - "What's going on..?"
    - "This world.."
  interacted:
    - "Who are you?"
    - "This power..."
  attacked:
    - "You dare attack me?!"
    - "You will pay dearly for that land dweller!"
    - "I will devour you!"
    - "You're but a mere piece of existence!"
  killed:
    - "Curse you %player%!"
    - "Gah!!"
wolf:
  spawned:
    - "Arrrruuuuuu!"
    - "Woof!"
    - "Here I am!"
    - "Wahhhh!"
    - "I'm coming!"
  looking:
    - "Bark, bark"
    - "Growl"
    - "Pork, mmmmmmmm."
  interacted:
    - "Feed me!"
    - "Don't just stand there, give me a bone!"
    - "Damn cats always starting trouble with us."
    - "Damn that bacon really taste like heaven. So go get me some and feed me!"
    - "What would I do for a good belly rub right now."
    - "Scratch my ear! I can't reach it cause you know, I got no thumbs."
    - "What would you do-o-o for a bacon bar! Do do!"
    - "The dogs don't know what it's like to be free! It's great!"
    - "Can't imagine what it would be like with a collar always on my neck. Probably feels like a chained necktie."
  attacked:
    - "GRRRRRRR! AAAARRRUUUUU!"
    - "Grrrrrrrrr!!"
  killed:
    - "Gah!!"
zombie_pigman:
  spawned:
    - "SQUEEEAAAA-OoooOOoouuUUueeEEe?"
  looking:
    - "Squuuueee!!"
    - "Oink-Ouuuaaah!"
  attacked:
    - "SQuuueeEE-SQeeEee! OoOOUuUUUAA!!"
    - "OOOUUUUUUAA!!"
    - "OOouuaah! OOouuaah!"
  killed:
    - "Gah!!"
blaze:
  spawned:
    - "hm?"
    - "A new existence"
  idle:
    - "Where am I?"
    - "What's going on..?"
    - "This world.."
    - "Why do I even exist?"
  interacted:
    - "Who are you?"
    - "The Nether consumes all."
    - "This power..."
    - "I'm that of the element of fire."
  attacked:
    - "You dare attack me?!"
    - "I will set you a blaze!"
    - "I will burn you to a crisp!"
    - "You're but a mere piece of existence!"
    - "You will be consumed by my flames!"
  killed:
    - "This.. is.. not the end.."
    - "You will die soon enough mortal"
    - "Impossible..."
creeper:
  spawned:
    - "Sssssst?"
  idle:
    - "Sssss..."
    - "That'ssss a nice housssse you got there..."
  attacked:
    - "?!"
    - "Self-Destruct Initiated"
    - "SSSssss.... SSssss!!"
  killed:
    - "...!"
ghast:
  spawned:
    - "You have Summoned me?"
  idle:
    - "Where am I?"
    - "What's going on..?"
    - "This world.."
    - "Why do I even exist?"
  interacted:
    - "Whaaaaa!"
    - "MMmmmmp.."
  attacked:
    - "Whaaaa?!"
    - "Mus- kill Traveller..."
    - "An enemy..."
    - "A traveller from another world!"
    - "You will die here."
    - "You're but a mere piece of existence!"
  killed:
    - "This.. is.. not the end.."
    - "You will die soon enough mortal"
    - "Impossible..."
slime:
  spawned:
    - "*Blop*?"
  looking:
    - "*Blop* *blop*"
  attacked:
    - "*Blop* *blop*"
    - "Attack my brothers!"
skeleton:
  spawned:
    - "I'm very near..."
  idle:
    - "I will shoot someone tonight."
    - "*Rattle* *Rattle*"
    - "*Clink*"
    - "Damn bow is always getting holes from those damn worms."
    - "I wonder what it feels like to have flesh.."
    - "Damn those mummies got it good, just dozing around in those nice catacombs."
    - "The sun is just to hot, why would anyone want to even have a sun?"
    - "The moons glow tonight is soothing me to the bone marrow."
  attacked:
    - "I thought bones were supposed to be stronger than this!"
    - "Gah! This is the last time you will ever see the light of day!"
    - "Your soul is my mine!"
    - "Damn this bow is inaccurate."
    - "I'm going to have a nice feast when i'm done with you!"
    - "Hope to see you in the nether fleshie!"
  killed:
    - "Curses!!"
    - "This is Impossible!!"
    - "This is not the last time you will see me!"
    - "Ugh! You big smelly willy!"
silverfish:
  spawned:
    - "Nsssta?"
  looking:
    - "Nsst!  Nsssst!"
  attacked:
    - "Nsst!  Nsssst!"
  killed:
    - "Nsssta!!"
spider:
  spawned:
    - "NsssSssssSSsta?"
  looking:
    - "Nsssssst!"
  attacked:
    - "Nsssssst!"
  killed:
    - "Nsssta!!"
cave_spider:
  spawned:
    - "NsssSssssSSsta?"
  looking:
    - "Nsssssst!"
  attacked:
    - "Nsssssst!"
  killed:
    - "Nsssta!!"
zombie:
  spawned:
    - "Uhhhhh-UHHHHHH?"
  looking:
    - "Uhhh... Brains..."
    - "Uhhhhhhh... Uh! Uh..."
    - "Brains... brains..."
    - "Muh... Uh... eh... Brains?"
  interacted:
    - "Uh?! Brains..."
    - "Guh, ugh... huu...."
    - "Brains?... Uh! Uhuuhhuu!"
    - "Uhhhh... uhuuuu... Uh!"
  attacked:
    - "UUUUUHHH!!!!"
    - "Ha..uh...eh... Brains!"
    - "Huuh...uuuhuhuuu..."
    - "BRAINS...uh!"
    - "BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS!"
    - "UUUHHHHHH, AHHH!"
    - "Eh... Uh... Brains!"
    - "Uh...! Uh! Uh!"
  killed:
    - "Aaarrghhhh!"
    - "Guhhh!!!"
    - "Aahuhhhh!"
    - "Ehhhhuhh!!!"
    - "Guuhhh-ehhh basta-Guuhhh!"
ender_dragon:
  spawned:
    - "Every Soul and World will belong to me!"
  looking:
    - "You know nothing.. Nothing!"
    - "The Ender is here!"
    - "I will consume all!"
  interacted:
    - "Foolish creature."
  attacked:
    - "You dare attack me?!"
    - "I'm unstoppable you fool!"
  killed:
    - "How can this be?! This is IMPOSSIIIIIIBLE!!!!"
giant:
  spawned:
    - "SMASH!!"
  looking:
    - "Uhhh... Smash..."
    - "Uhhhhhhh... Uh! Uh..."
    - "Smash... Smash..."
    - "Muh... Uh... eh... Smash?"
  interacted:
    - "Uh?! Brains..."
    - "Guh, ugh... huu...."
    - "Smash?... Uh! Uhuuhhuu!"
    - "Uhhhh... uhuuuu... Uh!"
  attacked:
    - "UUUUUHHH!!!!"
    - "Ha..uh...eh... Brains!"
    - "Huuh...uuuhuhuuu..."
    - "SMASH...uh!"
  attacked:
    - "SMASH, SMASH, SMASH!"
    - "UUUHHHHHH, AHHH!"
    - "Eh... Uh... Smash!"
    - "Uh...! Uh! Uh!"
  killed:
    - "Aaarrghhhh!"
    - "Yuhhh!!!"
    - "Aahuhhhh!"
    - "Ehhhhuhh!!!"