diff --git a/code/modules/economy/cash.dm b/code/modules/economy/cash.dm
index 447a1e1c678a1..6445e52f16693 100644
--- a/code/modules/economy/cash.dm
+++ b/code/modules/economy/cash.dm
@@ -18,13 +18,28 @@
 	var/worth = 0
 	var/static/denominations = list(1000,500,200,100,50,20,10,1)
 
-	volume = 1
-	nutriment_amt = 1
+	bitesize = 3
+	volume = 1000
 	nutriment_amt = 1
 	nutriment_desc = list(
-		"Jewrenium" = 1
+		"dirty dollar" = 2,
+		"liquified money" = 2,
+		"1% of life" = 2,
+		"Trasen's balls" = 1,
+		"communists' anger" = 1
 	)
 
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spacecash/Initialize()
+	.=..()
+	reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/tricordrazine/jew, worth)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spacecash/attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob, def_zone)
+	.=..()
+	worth = round(worth - bitesize)
+	reagents.del_reagent(/datum/reagent/tricordrazine/jew)
+	reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/tricordrazine/jew, worth)
+	update_icon()
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spacecash/standard_feed_mob(var/mob/user, var/mob/target)
 	if(user.a_intent == I_HELP)
 		return
@@ -40,14 +55,16 @@
 			var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spacecash/cash = W
 			bundle = new (src.loc)
 			bundle.worth += cash.worth
-			bundle.volume = cash.worth
-			bundle.nutriment_amt = cash.volume
+			bundle.nutriment_amt = cash.worth
+			bundle.reagents.del_reagent(/datum/reagent/tricordrazine/jew)
+			bundle.reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/tricordrazine/jew, bundle.worth)
 			qdel(cash)
 		else //is bundle
 			bundle = W
 		bundle.worth += src.worth
-		bundle.volume = bundle.worth
-		bundle.nutriment_amt = bundle.volume
+		bundle.nutriment_amt = bundle.worth
+		bundle.reagents.del_reagent(/datum/reagent/tricordrazine/jew)
+		bundle.reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/tricordrazine/jew, bundle.worth)
 		bundle.update_icon()
 		if(istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/human))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/h_user = user
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Medicine.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Medicine.dm
index bef95cd5fe788..03d0030c9b604 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Medicine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Medicine.dm
@@ -1062,4 +1062,5 @@
 	//Syndies are fine tho
 	if((H.char_branch.name != "Free Trade Union") && (H.char_branch.name != "Consortium of Trans-Star Corporations"))
 		return
-	M.heal_organ_damage(4 * removed, 4 * removed) //Slightly buffed tric. Might be Excessive.
+	M.heal_organ_damage(2 * removed, 2 * removed) //Slightly buffed tric. Might be Excessive.
+												  //Fuck the buffs, t0o op