diff --git a/src/Quark.ts b/src/Quark.ts
index ffb8702a1..64e523ab5 100644
--- a/src/Quark.ts
+++ b/src/Quark.ts
@@ -1,44 +1,5 @@
-/* Functions which Handle Quark Gains,  */
-
-import { DOMCacheGetOrSet } from './Cache/DOM'
 import { calculateCubeQuarkMultiplier, calculateQuarkMultiplier } from './Calculate'
 import { format, player } from './Synergism'
-import { Alert } from './UpdateHTML'
-
-const getBonus = async (): Promise<null | number> => {
-  if (!navigator.onLine) {
-    return null
-  }
-  if (document.visibilityState === 'hidden') {
-    return null
-  }
-
-  try {
-    const r = await fetch('https://synergism-quarks.khafra.workers.dev/')
-    const j = await r.json() as { bonus: number }
-
-    return j.bonus
-  } catch (e) {
-    console.log(`workers.dev: ${(e as Error).message}`)
-  }
-
-  try {
-    const r = await fetch('https://api.github.com/gists/44be6ad2dcf0d44d6a29dffe1d66a84a', {
-      headers: {
-        Accept: 'application/vnd.github.v3+json'
-      }
-    })
-
-    const t = await r.json() as { files: Record<string, { content: string }> }
-    const b = Number(t.files['SynergismQuarkBoost.txt'].content)
-
-    return b
-  } catch (e) {
-    console.log(`GitHub Gist: ${(e as Error).message}`)
-  }
-
-  return null
-}
 
 export const quarkHandler = () => {
   let maxTime = 90000 // In Seconds
@@ -82,21 +43,12 @@ export class QuarkHandler {
   /** Quark amount */
   private QUARKS = 0
 
-  private interval: ReturnType<typeof setInterval> | null = null
-
   constructor ({ bonus, quarks }: { bonus?: number; quarks: number }) {
     this.QUARKS = quarks
 
     if (bonus) {
       this.BONUS = bonus
-    } else {
-      void this.getBonus()
     }
-
-    if (this.interval) clearInterval(this.interval)
-
-    // although the values are cached for 15 mins, refresh every 5
-    this.interval = setInterval(this.getBonus.bind(this), 60 * 1000 * 5)
   }
 
   /*** Calculates the number of quarks to give with the current bonus. */
@@ -122,42 +74,6 @@ export class QuarkHandler {
     return this
   }
 
-  async getBonus () {
-    const el = DOMCacheGetOrSet('currentBonus')
-
-    if (location.hostname === 'synergism.cc') {
-      return
-    }
-
-    if (localStorage.getItem('quarkBonus') !== null) { // is in cache
-      const { bonus, fetched } = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('quarkBonus')!) as { bonus: number; fetched: number }
-      if (Date.now() - fetched < 60 * 1000 * 15) { // cache is younger than 15 minutes
-        el.textContent = `Generous patrons give you a bonus of ${bonus}% more Quarks!`
-        return this.BONUS = bonus
-      }
-    } else if (!navigator.onLine) {
-      return el.textContent = 'Current Bonus: N/A% (offline)!'
-    } else if (document.hidden) {
-      return el.textContent = 'Current Bonus: N/A% (unfocused)!'
-    }
-
-    const b = await getBonus()
-
-    if (b === null) {
-      return
-    } else if (Number.isNaN(b) || typeof b !== 'number') {
-      return Alert('No bonus could be applied, a network error occurred! [Invalid Bonus] :(')
-    } else if (!Number.isFinite(b)) {
-      return Alert('No bonus could be applied, an error occurred. [Infinity] :(')
-    } else if (b < 0) {
-      return Alert('No bonus could be applied, an error occurred. [Zero] :(')
-    }
-
-    el.textContent = `Generous patrons give you a bonus of ${b}% more Quarks!`
-    localStorage.setItem('quarkBonus', JSON.stringify({ bonus: b, fetched: Date.now() }))
-    this.BONUS = b
-  }
-
   public toString (val: number): string {
     return format(Math.floor(this.applyBonus(val)), 0, true)
   }