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<h1 id='logo'>Stupid Shit No One In Hawaii Needs and Terrible Ideas "Hackathon"</h1>
<h3>Let's build something we will all regret</h3>
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<h2>About</h2>
<h4>What</h4>
<p>A one-day event where participants conceptualize and create projects that have no value whatsoever.</p>
<h4>Who is this for?</h4>
<p>Anyone and everyone. Whether you're a programmer, hardware hacker, artist, musician, or a space whale. You are Invited!</p>
<h4>Why</h4>
<p>That's up to you. We take no liability for any ostracization, shame, or regret that you may experience as a result of participating in this event.</p>
<br/>
<p>Lead Co-Organizers <a target="_blank" href="http://www.callmejoe.net/">Joe Karlsson</a> and <a target="_blank" href="http://rayfarias.com/">Ray Farias</a>.</p>
<p>Hosted by <a target="_blank" href="http://www.devleague.com/">DevLeague</a>.</p>
<p>Art by <a target="_blank" href="https://github.com/Jmt75200">Joelle Torneros</a>.</p>
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<div id="recap">
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<h2>STUPID ENTIRES 2017</h2>
<h4>Watch the presentations via probably witchcraft</h4>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/dx6INFO8ACE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<h4>Overall Stupidiest (People's Choice)</h4>
<ol class="entries">
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<a href="https://github.com/STUPIDSHITNOONEINHAWAIINEEDSHACKATHON/naked-nudeles" target="_blank">1. Naked Nudeles</a>
<p>Naked Nudeles, by View the HOTTEST NOODS you'll find on the interwebz</p>
<img src="/img/entries/naked-nudeles.jpg">
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<li>
<a href="https://github.com/STUPIDSHITNOONEINHAWAIINEEDSHACKATHON/WellThisIsFrustrating" target="_blank">2. Well, This is frustrating</a>
<p>Chrome extention that changes the font to comic sans and makes all links unusable</p>
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<li>
<a href="#">3. Bad Alexuh</a>
<p>Alexa has had enough of your shit. </p>
</li>
</ol>
<h4>fuuuuuuu-UNPRODUCTIVE ("best slash worst slash best distraction")</h4>
<ul class="entries">
<li>
<a href="https://thirty-secs.herokuapp.com/" target="_blank">Thirty Secs *category winner*</a>
<p>How long can you go before Heroku kills your request? Yell at your computer to find out. By George Lee</p>
<img src="/img/entries/thirty-secs.gif">
</li>
<li>
<li>
<a href="http://www.appallogizer.com/" target="_blank">App-All-O-Gizer</a>
<p>App-All-O-Gizer, by <a href="www.joekarlsson.com" target="_blank">Joe Karlsson</a> schedules apologies to be sent automatically once a month, once a week, or every day! Never be sorry you weren't sorry again!</p>
<img src="/img/entries/appallogizer.gif">
</li>
<a href="http://imgur.com/a/a6uXj" target="_blank">Debug Duck Keycap</a>
<p>Debug Duck Keycap, by Jesse Thompson, is a 3D printed keycap to talk to when you are stuck.</p>
<img class="project" src="https://i.imgur.com/fdxhCWT.png">
</li>
<li>
<a href="">Mek Laptop & Smart phone</a>
<p>MekBook Bro Laptop and Smartphone, by Brandon Baris, is several steps ahead of Apple when it comes to stripping down features. Never be left out at coffee shops and hackathons ever again with this cardboard computer!</p>
<img src="/img/entries/meks.jpg">
</li>
<li>
<a href="http://banana.airshipcms.io/" target="_blank">Lunch Finder</a>
<p>Lunch Finder, by Tyler Nichols and Andrea, uses the most "sophisticated" "geo-targeting-iest" "machine learning-iest" "technology" to return a personal lunch choice crafted just for you.</p>
<img src="/img/entries/lunch-finder.gif">
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<li>
<a href="https://stupidshitnooneinhawaiineedshackathon.github.io/the-official-hackathon-survey/" target="_blank">The Official Hackathon Survey</a>
<p>The Official Hackathon Survey, by Spencer Toyama, Marifel Barbasa and Estefania Morton, is our shitty official survey that has the worst UX and never fucking ends.</p>
<a href="https://stupidshitnooneinhawaiineedshackathon.github.io/the-official-hackathon-survey/" target="_blank">
<img src="/img/entries/official-hackathon-survey.gif">
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</li>
<li>
<a href="https://github.com/STUPIDSHITNOONEINHAWAIINEEDSHACKATHON/naked-nudeles" target="_blank">Naked Nudeles</a>
<p>Naked Nudeles, by Lisa Zhou, Javen Nakamoto, Sheena Galutira, Bryce Saito, Gina Watanabe, and Nikki Kobayashi allows you to view the HOTTEST NOODS you'll find on the interwebz. Plz send Noodles.</p>
<a href="https://github.com/STUPIDSHITNOONEINHAWAIINEEDSHACKATHON/naked-nudeles">
<img src="/img/entries/naked-nudeles.jpg" target="_blank">
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<a href="https://stupidshitnooneinhawaiineedshackathon.github.io/furry-tribble.github.io/" target="_blank">Furry Tribble</a>
<p>Furry Tribble, by Tyler Chong, is just a really shitty website. I mean, just look at this piece of shit. srsly. look at it.</p>
<a href="https://stupidshitnooneinhawaiineedshackathon.github.io/furry-tribble.github.io/" target="_blank">
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<a href="https://github.com/STUPIDSHITNOONEINHAWAIINEEDSHACKATHON/NSFWSFW" target="_blank">NSFWSFW</a>
<p>NSFWSFW, by Edward Gao, Nick Lee, Nicole Sandry and Jonathon Laylo takes SFW images and adds comments from NSFW sub reddits. Hilarity ensues.</p>
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<a href="https://github.com/theRemix/Password-Generator" target="_blank">Password Generator</a>
<p>Password Generator, by Jon Borgonia and Malia, gives you a terrible password and saves it in a database so we can see if you were dumb enough to actually use.</p>
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<h4>THE SELFISH ECONOMY (E-COMMERSH$10x)</h4>
<ul class="entries">
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<a href="http://www.naturallygoodshit.com/" target="_blank">naturallygoodshit.com *category winner*</a>
<p>Naturally Good Shit, by Jon Borgonia, Kelli Borgonia and Andrea, is a actual e-commerce store where you can by artisanal handmade shit.</p>
<img src="/img/entries/naturally-good-shit.gif">
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<li>
<a href="https://stupidshitnooneinhawaiineedshackathon.github.io/HawaiiProjectCostEstimator/" target="_blank">Hawaii Project Cost Estimator</a>
<p>Hawaii Project Cost Estimator, by Andrew Wong, allows you to find out the value of your potential project with this shitty estimator</p>
<img src="/img/entries/hawaii-project-cost-estimator.gif">
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</ul>
<h4>It's like Viagra for Chrome ("WORST Chrome Plugin")</h4>
<ul class="entries">
<li>
<a href="https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/careless-whisper-messseng/mblandgppbldooddpjcnpaaojcklkgjm?utm_source=chrome-app-launcher-info-dialog" target="_blank">Careless Whisper *category winner*</a>
<p>Careless Whisper, by Alex Ancih, texts your loved ones your icognito url & search history</p>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://github.com/STUPIDSHITNOONEINHAWAIINEEDSHACKATHON/WellThisIsFrustrating" target="_blank">Well, This is frustrating</a>
<p>Well, This is frustrating, by Aukai Terrel, Naoto Yamaguchi, Mark Ota, David Ebinger, Danika Harada and Steven Cable, changes the font of all websites to comic sans and makes all links unusable</p>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://github.com/STUPIDSHITNOONEINHAWAIINEEDSHACKATHON/internet-participation" target="_blank">Internet Participation</a>
<p>Internet Participation, by Tyler Chong, gives you a shitty award for being on the internet</p>
</li>
</ul>
<h4>SOMETHING AUGMENTED SOMETHING SOMETHING REALITY (Augmented/Virtual Reality)</h4>
<ul class="entries">
<li>
<a href="#">Cue Up *category winner*</a>
</li>
<p>Feeling bad about being at the end of the line? With Cue Up, place virtual people in back of you so it feels like you are further ahead than you actually are!</p>
</ul>
<h4>IoS (INTERNET OF SHIT; Devices and Hardware)</h4>
<ul class="entries">
<li>
<a href="#">GIANT FIDGET CUBE *category winner*</a>
<p>Giant Fidget Cube, by Even Knight, 4 foot tall discreet fidget cube.</p>
<img src="img/entries/fidget.jpg">
</li>
<li>
<a href="#">Bad Alexuh</a>
<p>Bad Alexuh, by Matt Tengasantos, is an Alexa Skill that has had enough of your shit.</p>
</li>
</ul>
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<h2>What's In Store?</h2>
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<tr><td>Saturday 9am</td><td>"Hackathon" Kickoff. Breakfast will be provided!</td></tr>
<tr><td>5pm</td><td>Submissions due; never hack again</td></tr>
<tr><td>6pm - 7pm</td><td>Final presentations</td></tr>
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<h2>Register</h2>
<p>Registration is closed, but check back here for info about the 2018 Stupid Hackathon.</p>
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<h2>Categories</h2>
<ul class="categories">
<li>
iOS (INTERNET OF SHIT)
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<li>
THE SELFISH ECONOMY
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<li>
REAGONOMICS
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<li>
SUPERFICAL INTERLLIGENCE
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<li>
QUANTUM SPECULATION
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HOME COMPLICATION
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"HACKING"
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<li>
OH LOOK AT THESE FUCKING CHARTS THAT SERVE NO PURPOSE
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<li>
COWARDLY NEW WORLD
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<li>
IT’S LIKE ____, BUT FOR HAWAII
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<li>
POTPURRI
</li>
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<h2>Other Stupid Hackathons</h2>
<p>Find stupid hackathons near you.</p>
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<span class="link"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.stupidhackathon.com/">New York</a></span>
<span class="link"><a target="_blank" href="https://stupidhackathon.github.io/">San Francisco</a></span>
<span class="link"><a target="_blank" href="https://www.stupidhackathon.uk/">London</a></span>
<span class="link"><a target="_blank" href="http://stupidhacktoronto.com/">Toronto</a></span>
<span class="link"><a target="_blank" href="http://stupidhackathon.at/">Austria</a></span>
<span class="link"><a target="_blank" href="http://stupidhackathon.de/">Berlin</a></span>
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<p>Wanna run your own? We're not a centralized organization, just a group of friends in Honolulu, Hawaii who stole the idea from <a target="_blank" href="http://www.stupidhackathon.com/">New York</a>. You're welcome to steal the idea for your city.</p>
<p >
In the spirit of Stupid Hacking, we request that you keep Stupid Hackathons nonprofit and free to attend.
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<p>
You can borrow Hawaii Stupid Hackathon assets under CC-BY-NC-SA.
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<h2>$PON$OR$</h2>
<p>Hosted and sponsored by:</p>
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<li class="link"><a target="_blank" href="https://www.github.com">GitHub</a></li>
<li class="link"><a target="_blank" href="https://frontendmasters.com/">Front End Masters</a></li>
<li class="link"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.htdc.org">HTDC</a></li>
<li class="link"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.devleague.com">Dev League</a></li>
<li class="link"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.sudokrew.com">Sudokrew</a></li>
<li class="link"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.gomagames.com">Goma Games</a></li>
<li class="link"><a target="_blank" href="https://hicapacity.org/">HiCapacity</a></li>
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<h2>Thanks Y'all!</h2>
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