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J - Taki! How’s the Time Machine Going? +T - Almost done, I am just fixing the plasma tank. +J - um… wut? K den… +T - Ok, I am just going to throw this camera into the Time Machine to test if you can go in! Gideon! Initialize the T.M. +G - INITIALIZING TIME MACHINE… +J - Can’t wait to change history and get Jeff to be president! +T - ikr. +J- Taki ur coming with me right? +T - I can’t cause I need to stabilize the machine to work while you are there. You will have a 3 min Time Limit due to the limited Plasma! But i will be communicating with you. +J - well dat sux… +T - We will need more plasma for a later experiment. But This will do for now. +T- Here take this piece and put it in your ear, It will help us communicate while you are in. +T - ooh and also don’t forget about the ads take em and give it to mr.jeff +J - Thx Shak…... I mean.. uh.. Professor Taki. +T - MY REAL NAME IS CLASSIFIED REMEMBER!!! +J - AHHHHHH! GIDEON ACTIVATE THE PORTAL! +G - Yes Jacob... Portal activated. +J - **Jumps through** +T - **Back in the Lab looking at the camera** Pretend u didnt see dat + +Scene II + +J - ***Screams ahhh… and falls + crashes out of portal*** +T - um… jacob… are u there yet? +J - OMG SHUT UP TAKI THAT'S LIKE THE 88TH TIME U ASKED DAT!!!! GOD!!! +T - ugh but are u dere??? LiKE seriously dude… if ur ded don't blame me +J - OK FINE! IM DERE ALRIGHT! Now lemme change history dude. +T - k fine good luck with dat +***Crowd of people in the town center are so quiet and anxious*** +J - oh hi there Jeff… I am from the Future! +Jeff - Uhh… Who are u exactly? +J - oh … im….um… some dude from the future… +Jeff - uh ye right… +J - no … really i'm from the future, and i am here to help you become the next president of the United States! +Jeff - Um … a kid like u cant help meh sorry…. +J - ***makes a face and sarcastic coughs*** Excuse me? I am just here to help you and you’re just trying to decline some useful help? So rude… i'm giving u stuff from the FUTURE!!! +T- **** Talking over transmitting radio signal**** Hurry and get to the point!! You're going to run out of time! +J - GOD SHUT UP TAKI LEMME DO MY JOB +T - k den… +J - so as i was saying… here’s some flyers, really beautiful futuristic big blu flyers with some convincing info to make you president. Ooh and also we have a 45th president! +Jeff - wait wut and whose taki??? +J - taki is some jerk. Well enjoy becoming president! +T - ugh u stink… ps u have 10 Seconds left… +J - k bye try to win dude… or else… + +***Jacob Jumps in back to the portal to Earth 2017, March. + + + +Scene III + +J - GIDEON tell us the new timeline! +G - Ooh, right now World War X is happening! +T and J - WUT?! +T - PLAN B!!! GO TO EARTH 1738!!! +J - Ok! We will come back here later :) +***Both Jumps in Portal and then scene explodes*** +***thats why u dont mess with the timeline!*** + +END +