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<h1> Obamium <h1>
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<h3> </h3>
<a href="https://discord.gg/SEe9b4ZESA">
Obamium Discord Server
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<h2> Obamium <h2>
<h4> The information about the newest elements found in the sussy baka lab in Area 52, has now been leaked. Recently, EDP 445 went to the site looking for cupcakes, but returned with a test tube of Obamium. The sample was sent to The Flat Earth Association for further study. Though nothing much has been known of it, the people of the association suggest that Obamium could show us the secret about the last name of President Obama. EDP was diagnosed with ligma just after 3 weeks of the "Area 51" incident. The people of the association also claim that the element reveals its texture after being exposed to UV ray. The government has warned the association for further research about the element and has asked the test tube back but after negotiations with the "uwu" community, it backed down. Now, the association has also claimed that the element is potentially the main reason that the "Area 51" was so secretive so there is much to this element. Whatever Obamium is, for whatever reason it was kept so secret, no one can help but wonder about the beauty of this godlike thing. <h4>
<p> - Mahatma Gandhi CEO of The Flat Earth Association </p>
<p> </p>
<h2> Scientific Stuff <h2>
<h4> Obamium, triunbium (Tub), or tri-Uranium is a real element with the symbol Ob and the atomic number 312. It is named after Barack Obama, an American attorney and politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. The most stable isotope, 926Ob has a half-life of about 48 milliseconds. <h4>
<p> • Element above Obamium: Burenium </p>
<p> • Element below Obamium: Walmartium </p>
<p> • Element to the left of Obamium: Matvienium </p>
<p> • Element to the right of Obamium: Trumpium </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> States of matter <h3>
<h4> Melting point: 666 °C <h4>
<p> Boiling Point: 420.69420420696969696969696969 °C </p>
<p> Phase: Solid
<p> </p>
<h3> Atomic Properties <h3>
<h4> Subatomic Particles: No <h4>
<p> Atomic mass: 926.403 </p>
<p> Atomic radius: 420 pm </p>
<p> Covalent radius: 420.69 pm </p>
<p> Van der Waals radius: 420.133976 pm </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Nuclear Properties <h3>
<h4> Nucleons: 926 <h4>
<p> Nuclear ratio: 420 </p>
<p> Nuclear radius: as wide as your mom </p>
<p> Half-life: 48 milliseconds </p>
<p> Decay mode: See Crystals page </p>
<p> Decay product: See Crystals page </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Electronic Properties <h3>
<h4> Electron notation: 69 <h4>
<p> Electron configuration: [On] 2s2 </p>
<p> Oxidation states: +6, +9 </p>
<p> Electronegativity: 1337 </p>
<p> First ionisation energy: 69 kJ/mol </p>
<p> Electron affinity: 420 </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Bulk Properties <h3>
<h4> Molar mass: 926.403? <h4>
<p> Molar volume: 69 </p>
<p> Density: 4.2069136937 g/cm3 </p>
<p> Magnetic ordering: non-magnetic </p>
<p> Crystal structure: See Crystals page </p>
<p> Colour: Brown </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Thermal Properties <h3>
<h4> Liquid range: 69 <h4>
<p> Liquid ratio: 69 </p>
<p> Triple point: 42069 °C </p>
<p> Critical point: 1337 °C </p>
<p> Heat of fusion: 911 </p>
<p> Specific heat capacity: 1337 </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Abundance in Universe <h3>
<h4> By mass: 0 <h4>
<p> By atom: 0 </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<img src="images/flammable.png" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h3> Obamium is extremely flammable <h3>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<img src="images/explosive.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h3> Obamium is known to explode and decay really fast unless heated to stablise the atoms <h3>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<img src="images/child.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h3> Dont give obamium to small children. Not sure why you would give it to them or even have obamium for that matter. <h3>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<img src="images/donttouch.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p style="color: red; "> Dont touch obamium if you dont know what to do. Which is basically everyone. Including the scientists. </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> GHS Signal Word <h3>
<h4> Do something <h4>
<h3> GHS Hazard Statements <h3>
<h4> Obomba and Tesserbama <h4>
<p> Has ability to cause mass destruction. </p>
<p> Obama Cup </p>
<p> Has ability to pulverise itself and as a result cause small-scale destruction. </p>
<h3> NFPA 704 (fire diamond) <h3>
<img src="images/firediamond.png" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Obamium's NFPA 704 fire diamond <h4>
<h2> Synthesis <h2>
<h4> In 2019, a group of people, including Guyihiogfjbejkvgfjem vnhefjhvbhrfcjejgcvhilergvhj9orfbv o[repkjhbvi0odgvhuic0=poihjgviop=\oihjgvcfto0tydr8UYTUR*O&TRYET%^&*()&^RY%ETYUIOLHGJFDXTY*P()UYFGDCXGVHJKLO:LDSRTY^(TURYE%^&*U(IOHGVCBXVDGRTU^(*)6TUR5678976TRYE5672890-765ERTWYI78065REY6789076TRDHFGJKILO; in a facility in the Scottish Highlands(UN Obamium Research Facility) chose to break apart the crystal lattice of the newly discovered element 314, Vykhinozhulebinium using photons, which emitted 2 protons, one of which emitted a positron and turned into a neutron, quickly forming deuterium, a hydrogen isotope. The remaining element, known as Obamium after former US president Barack Obama. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h2> The Obamium Research Group <h2>
<h4> Upon discovering Obamium, a group of people have formed an Obamium research group, focusing on Obamium and the newly discovered Photonobamine. They have made some significant discoveries about Obamium such as its crystals. On the 3rd of October, 2019, scientist Dr. Victor Gongitchstein experimented with one of the decayed products of Obamium and managed to find the crystalline structure of the Obamasphere. 3 months later, another scientist by the name of Dr. Biggdradonamous Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas[sic] discovered the once thought impossible Tesserbama, however, he was found dead with his skin completely vaporized due to such power, and so research on Tesserbama was never started upon again. A little known fact was that Talking Ben* was also a part of the research group. <h4>
<a href="https://thetyphoon1.github.io/Talkingben/">
Link to Talking Ben Website
</a>
<p> </p>
<h2> Findings <h2>
<h4> Obamium is one of the most difficult elements to receive a neutral isotope due to its quick radioactive decay sequence. Though its half life is 48 milliseconds, its invocation may impact for eight years due to its radiation. Once stabilized and decayed, it can be in its most basic form as a brown malleable solid capable of conducting electricity, which in that form is used to create a special type of electric conductor that can allow the passage of electrons 23.5% faster than silver. Inventions that use such are those that need very high energy, such as the Mecha Wheelchair and the cyber I.S.I.S tank. Compounds of the element may prove harmful towards humans, or may be incompatible to the point of a reaction that may cause fatal damage or at the very least a permanent and gouging mark upon one’s epidermis, eventually searing towards the insides and tear veins. When other elements form together with Obamium into compounds, they’re usually enduring, yet provide no real use other than conductivity. Governmentite, or Obamium Oxide, is the only compound to be found in abundance on earth, providing negative effects towards human health. Obamium and Osamium (Osamabinladium) is a compound however due to the depletion of the latter element, however, the reaction between them is particularly violent. Once heated to be malleable, crystallized, stable Obamium can be constructed into solid forms for analyzation of its surfaces under a microscope. The most common form for analyzation is a sphere, since it conducts less energy for more formal testing. The best conductor is the Obamium pyramid (Obamid), due to its point of focus. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h2> Crystals <h2>
<h3> Contrary to popular belief, they are not pure Obamium as it is too radioactive, instead, it is their decay products. The major crystals are listed below. <h3>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obamid/Obama Prism <h3>
<img src="images/fo.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> This is the most common Obamium decay product. They are formed by the decay of Obamium-926 to the diamond form of carbon, which makes them incredibly sought after. </p>
<p> This is its formula: </p>
<p> 926Ob → 13C </p>
<p> It forms Carbon-13 which is even rarer. They are more plentiful near Europe, the East Coast of the USA and Canada and North Africa </p>
<p> </p
<h3> Obama Cube <h3>
<img src="images/cube.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> As they have an original higher isotope number, the Obamium forms below get much rarer. An Obama Cube is formed with the decay of Obamium-297 into silver. <h4>
<p> 927Ob → 109Ag </p>
<p> They are plentiful in Europe. It also forms the rarest stable silver isotope Silver-109. </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obamahedron <h3>
<img src="images/image1obamahedron.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> An Obamahedron is formed when Obamium-298 decays into Gold-197, which is stable. It is the shape of an icosahedron. <h4>
<p> 928Ob → 197Au </p>
<p> They are plentiful in the British isles.</p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obamasphere <h3>
<img src="images/sphere.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> An Obamasphere is formed when Obamium-929 decays into Platinum-198, the least abundant form of Platinum. <h4>
<p> 929Ob → 198Pt </p>
<p> They are plentiful in Scotland and Northern England. </p>
<p> It is basically Obama's head but without muscles or a working face or a slight elliptical shape. </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obomba <h3>
<img src="images/obomba.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Obombas are the rarest Obamium crystal. They are formed when Obamium-930 decays into Uranium-234, the heaviest Obamium decay product and the rarest natural Uranium isotope. <h4>
<p> 930Ob → 234U </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> N-Sword <h3>
<img src="images/nsword.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> The N-Sword was found by the Timonoucitian RSRA facility. Little is known about it. It was discovered during the Coronavirus Pandemic, and the facility is hoping to learn more about the N-Sword after the pandemic is over. Preliminary research has revealed it is made of Sulfur-32. It is unstable. It should not be confused with the M-Sword, which looks the same, but is stable. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obamafinity <h3>
<img src="images/obamafinity.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200"><h4> They are plentiful in Scotland and the African plains. They are not dangerous but are extremely heavy. The reason they are so heavy is because they come from the decay of Tungsten. <h4>
<p> 936Ob → 186W </p>
<p> On contact with methane, they spontaneously combust, producing a sound described as "a fart with reverb" and, in the researchers' own words, "hilarious" </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama octahedron <h3>
<img src="images/octahedron.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> The Obama Octahedron, also known as the Obama's Octahedron or even Obamiel, is an obamium crystal with little known about it. It comes from the decay of 940Ob. It is hidden in the chandeliers of the White House, and is used to power said chandeliers. It is made out of gallium-86. <h4>
<p> 940Ob → 86Ga </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama's Lumpurium ingot <h3>
<h4> He found it and it was almost decayed but he purified it. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Dodecahedron <h3>
<h4> Going by many names, the Obama Dodecahedron (also known as the Obama Engram or, confusingly, Obamahedron) is a truly mighty substance. It is formed when Obamium-940 decays into carbo13 buckminsterfullerene, making it a sub-type of Obamid/Obama Prism. It was first discovered when it fell into Reddit user NonAttorneySpokesguy's front yard. It is believed to have been an Obamid that reentered Earth's atmosphere, causing it to transform into C60. The VALKYRIE particle accelerator in the Vesta Atomic Research Institute has reproduced this effect artificially. Further details are needed on this exotic form of Obamium. <h4>
<p> 940Ob → 13C </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Cup <h3>
<h4> Obama Cups are formed when Obamium-1006 decays into Hydrogen-71. They are unstable crystals of obamium that explode in contact with helium. They can store Obama Water** safely and Obama Water** can make Obama Cups become stable. <h4>
<p> </p>
<p> ** Obama Water is a better version of water. </p>
<img src="images/obamawater.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Image: Obama drinking Obama Water </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Tesserbama <h3>
<img src="images/tesserbama.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h5> The only known raw footage ever taken of the Tesserbama, also known as the Obamaract. <h5>
<h4> This is the first and only synthetic Obamium crystal. It is the one that killed Dr. Biggdradonamous Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas[sic] in 2020. One picture was taken of it, then the area was nuked. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Stella Octangula <h3>
<img src="images/star.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Obama Stella Octangula is a double obama prism. it is very rare and only found in certain parts of the world. It has a hidden JoJo reference in it. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Rhombicosidodecahedron <h3>
<h4> The obama rhombicosidodecahedron is formed when Obamium-999 decays into Platinum-161. they are highly explosive. <h4>
<p> 999Ob → 161Pt </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Cone <h3>
<h4> Obama Cones are formed when Obamium-894 decays into Uranium-238. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obamillion (1000000Ob) <h3>
<h4> The second most stable isotope of Obamium, it is found throughout the bedrock of the Timonoucite Empire, Canada, India and North Korea. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obamyrid <h3>
<h4> Obamyrids are found extremely rarely in caves found in the mantle. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Multiplayer Obama Sphere <h3>
<h4> Multiplayer Obama Spheres are formed when multiple Obama Spheres are combined. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Cylinder <h3>
<h4> Obama Cylinders are found when Obamium enters the Pepsi Can cave. It is not proven that the Obama Cylinder exists due to its rarity. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Donut <h3>
<h4> Obama Donuts have only just been discovered by The Obamium Research Group. They have not revealed there method of creating the Obama Donut yet. <h4>
<img src="images/donut.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> </p>
<h3> Failed Obama Prism <h3>
<h4> This is formed by the failed decay of Obamium-926 or when the Obamium explodes during creation. They are reported to be a cobalt-blue metal pyramid without any Obama appearance, despite being made of Obamium. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obamatonium-253 <h3>
<h4> Obamatonium-253 is formed when raw Obamium-253 is exposed the original Obamium. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Obama <h3>
<h4> It is formed when Ob-907 decays into Stis-1942, during which an Obama statue made of Stis is created. This reaction requires temperatures on the electroweak scale, but it's "worth it" according to the Obamium Research Group. <h4>
<p> 907Ob → 1942Stis </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Bagel <h3>
<h4> This is a fake Obama Donut that is made out of diamond. It is not advised to attempt to eat it. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Steam Machine <h3>
<h4> The Obama Steam Machine was theorised to exist in May 2020, however was proven to be real in December that year. It has no visual resemblance to an actual steam machine. (It is Ob998) It is an unstable isotope of Obamium which produces water vapour (boiled water) from itself. The water vapour normally forms due to the ejection of 2Nt nuclei reacting with Oxygen in the atmosphere, forming water vapor as the 2Nt nuclei become 2H, or deuterium. The Obamium loses one neutron, one proton and one electron to form Matvienium. This reacts with 16O too, however, the oxygen, already reacted with water, becomes 18O. This reacts with Hydrogen and becomes a heavy water steam (H22O18), which finally crystallizes into an N-Sword. The remaining Obama Steam Machine (actually Matvienium) decays after 9,900,999 years into regular Oxygen-16. <h4>
<p> 998Ob + 16O → 18O </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> M-Sword <h3>
<h4> M-swords were recently discovered. They were found to be inside the metal of many normal and even toy swords. However, happily it is stable, but the isotope 998Ob is not. It should not be confused with the N-Sword, its radioactive counterpart. <h4>
<p> 998Ob </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Spawner <h3>
<h4> Obama Spawners were discovered in 2019 by Memetastic. Obama Swords are formed when Obamium-464 falls into a portal to the Minecraft dimension and into a Minecraft Dungeon. Are one of the rarest types of Obamium <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama Blender <h3>
<h4> Obama Blenders form when Obamium-678 is blended. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Blue obamium <h3>
<h4> Blue obamium forms when obamium-729 is liquified and then mixed with blue paint and stirred very fast. It will form this substance and can be made solid by freezing it. It is somehow very (but not completely) stable. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obama gun <h3>
<h4> It is unknown how this was created, but it is likely some sort of crystal of an obamium isotope. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> O-Sword <h3>
<h4> O-Swords are similar to N-swords and are formed when Obamium-891 decays into Polonium-210 and is melted then refrozen. It will form this. <h4>
<p> 891Ob → 210Po </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obamium water generator <h3>
<h4> Obamium water generators are formed when water is poured onto stabilized obamium, and then it is covered in Ob-819 and then it will sit there for a while until the Ob-819 decays into a crystal. This is what is formed. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Truncated Obama Cube <h3>
Truncated Obama Cubes form when an Obama Cube is covered in oil and salt and thrown into water. It will truncate. Truncated Obama Cubes are highly dangerous and are more radioactive and acidic than over 99% of substances. They are also a biohazard. Only 3 have been formed and 2 were destroyed because they were deemed too dangerous. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Obamablade <h3>
<h4> Obamablade is an blade forged from obamium. It cuts everything and is currently in Area 51. You can only make it by merging obamium with a blade from year 1969. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Despacitobamium <h3>
<h4> An obamium representing the figure of the Despacito spider from Roblox. The Despacitobamium forms when an Obomba comes in contact with a stressed "daddy long legs" spider, then the Obomba detonates an estimate of 35 megatons of TNT inside the cave after it will release its first cry "Alexa this is so sad play Despacito". The despacitobamium is available to the public at a price of $69,420,360. Its uses are slapping at a speed of mach 69 when an intruder disturbs its owner's territory, a pet, medicine for all sicknesses, and lastly a nuclear core for an ICBM (InterContinental Ballistic Missile). there are currently 2,145 around the world kept in a private laboratory located somwhere in Hiroshima, Japan. Researchers say that it can sing Luis Fonsi's "Despacito" fully without any mistakes when requested and can answer any question just like google assistant, amazon echo, and siri without relying on anything (answers are answered after 0.1 miliseconds). <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3 id="npass">N-Obamium</h3>
<h4> An obamium crystal used for creating the great and powerful N-word pass. The N-Obamium is formed once it is close to an event wherein one man roasts another man with "Franklin" in its name. Its appearance is similar to "Lamar" from a video game called "Grand Theft Auto V" but molded into a UNO reverse card. Its features is not only for the N-word pass, it is also used to create large projectiles that are launched from a railroad gun. To craft the n-word pass using the N-Obamium method, you will need: <h4>
<p> 1 cheeseburger with happymeal
<p> 2 pcs of diamond water
<p> DIO's diary
<p> altar made from gold, your poop, and quartz
<p> Procedure:
<p> [1] place your cheeseburger and hampymeal at the back of the altar
<p> [2] pour the diamond water on the altar
<p> [3] read DIO's diary
<p> [4] claim the N-word pass from the hands that gave it to you.
<p> Aside from its powerful feature, there are only 20 N-Obamium crystals that existed. One of them has already been converted into the N-word pass while another was destroyed by a nearby exploding Obomba turning into a Despacitobamium. Another 6 were turned into n-word passes but it is unknown where the other 12 are. </p>
<p> Frequently asked questions: </p>
<p> How many times can you use them
<p> </p>
<h3> Obaminx <h3>
<h4> Description-The obaminx is a obamium crystal that looks like the obama pyramid but it is a Pyraminx it can turn like a normal pyraminx. Despite its looks it is actually made multiple slightly modified obama pyramids and obama cubes. (if attempted to make these modifications in a lab it will explode and you will lose your obamium crystals) It uses a tiny tesserbama as the core to keep the cube together in the 4th dimension. If attempted to make the obaminx in a lab it will explode. <h4>
<p> How to obtain-you can obtain the obaminx if you have a official PR (personal record) of 0.69420 seconds and you have a 0.000042069696969696942069% chance to get a obaminx if you touch a pyraminx within 24 hours of testing the official pr (if you don’t touch a pyraminx within 24 you won’t ever have a chance to get the obaminx. Only 0.000000069420% of speed cubers have the chance the even see the obaminx up close with there own eyes. </p>
<p> How the cube feels-This will be the best pyraminx you will ever feel. They have magnets infinitely stored in the 4th dimension inside of the tesserbama core for no limitations on magnet adjustment. The obaminx will lubricate itself bye converting oxygen to lube. The spring tension system is is infinite so you can get any tensioning has unlimited cornercutting if you choose so and if you put stickers on this cube and enter a comp you will set a world record every time without fail. </p>
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<h7> Disclaimer: This section is a joke please do not eat tide pods, they are poisonous. They are not good for you. <h7>
<h2> We interrupt your scrolling to present to you: <h2>
<span style="color: orange;">Tide</span>
<span style="color: blue;">Pods</span>
<br>
<h2> Tide Pods <h2>
<img src="images/tidepod1.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200"> <img src="images/tidepod2.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h3> Tide Pods are delicious objects that have been used in a variety of different products including hot pockets and cereal. <h3>
<h4> <h4>
<p style="color: red; "> THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT INGEST TIDE PODS YOU WILL DIE.</p>
<h2> Flavours <h2>
<h4> There are lots of different flavours with the main one being orange and blueberry. <h4>
<img src="images/flavours.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> These are some of the other flavours you can get. </p>
<p> From left to right the flavours in the image above are: Raspberry, Blueberry, Blackcurrent, and mint. </p>
<h2> Optimal Nutrition Stats: <h2>
<img src="images/nutritionstats.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h2> Products <h2>
<h4> There are lots of products with Tide Pods in them including: <h4>
<h4> Pringles Limited Edition Tide Pod Flavour </p>
<img src="images/pringles.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Tide Pod Pizza </p>
<img src="images/pizza.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Tide Pod Donuts </p>
<img src="images/donuts.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Tide Pod Shot <p>
<img src="images/shot.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Tide Pod Cereal </p>
<img src="images/cereal1.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Tide Pod Lays </p>
<img src="images/lays1.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Chicken Mctidepods </p>
<img src="images/mctidepods.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Spaghetti And Tide pods </p>
<img src="images/spaghetti.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Not Tide Pods</p>
<img src="images/marspods.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Tide Pod Pokémon Cards </p>
<img src="images/pokemoncards.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> The card is also Edible </p>
<p> Pod Tarts </p>
<img src="images/podtarts.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Oreo Pods </p>
<img src="images/oreo.png" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Hot Pocket Pods </p>
<img src="images/hotpocket.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Tide Pod Lays </p>
<img src="images/lays2.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Ben and Jerrys Tide Pods Cookie Dough Ice Cream</p>
<img src="images/benandjerrys.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Deep Fried Pods </p>
<img src="images/deepfry.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Toasted Tide Pod Sandwiches </p>
<img src="images/sandwich.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Tide Pods Lucky Charms (Limited Edition) </p>
<img src="images/cereal2.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Tide Pod Sushi </p>
<img src="images/sushi.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Kellogg's Tide Pods Cereal </p>
<img src="images/cereal3.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Tide Pod Juice </p>
<img src="images/juice.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h2> Sales <h2>
<h4> Tide Pods are avalable for purchase for approximately $25 AUD<h4>
<p> They are sold in a package that looks like this: </p>
<img src="images/storage.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<br>
<p> This is one of the many hundreds of thousands Tide Pod food trucks scattered in every single country, ocean and even the Moon and Mars! </p>
<img src="images/truck.png" alt="Example Image" height="200">
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<h5> <h5>
<p style="color: red; "> THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT INGEST TIDE PODS YOU WILL DIE.</p>
<h6> I shouldnt need this warning but considering people ate these to begin with apparently we do.
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<h3> Compounds <h3>
<h4> The Presidental Debate (ObTuBid) <h4>
<p> This compound makes people lose braincellls, eating petergriffinium revertes this effect. </p>
<p> </p>
<p> Obama chungus' 2 forms </p>
<img src="images/obamachungus.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> </p>
<p> Obamium cyanide (ObCN) </p>
<p> This is an extremely dangerous compound. When combined with PewDiePium, it can kill you from radiation in seconds. It looks like an Among Us plushie with Obama's face on it. A picture could not be created because the researchers that tried to died because of the poisoning.
<p> </p>
<p> The obligatory obama chungus (ObYmi) (obamium-yomamium)
<p> A sculpture of big chungus created from obamium and yomamium. It can eat you if you are not careful. Watch out
<p> </p>
<p> Didingyl-Obamium (Qdh2Ob)
<p> This happens when Dinglium interferes with Obamium, it creates this substance. It usually doesn't do anything unless dropped in acid, where it will have enough power to blow up a building and will explode.
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Decay <h3>
<h4> Should Obamium be exposed, it will decay. The following examples use 926Ob. <h4>
<p> </p>
<h3> Alpha <h3>
<h4> In alpha decay, Obamium-926 becomes Omanium-922, the most stable isotope of Omanium. <h4>
<p> 926 </p>
<p> 312Ob → 922 </p>
<p> 310On + 4 </p>
<p> 2He </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Beta <h3>
<h4> In beta decay, Obamium-926 becomes Trumpium-926. <h4>
<p> 926 </p>
<p> 312Ob → 926 </p>
<p> 313On + 0 </p>
<p> -1e- </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Disposal <h3>
<img src="images/disposal.png" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> There is an inner core of pure Obamium because there is too much pressure for the particles in decay. The best way to dispose of an Obamium crystal is to cut off a layer no thicker than 5mm long and wait at least a week for the Obamium atoms to decay. <h4>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
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<h2> Quotes: <h2>
<h3> Obamium, symbol Ob, is a captivating and extraordinary element that has recently gained significant attention in the scientific community and internet culture alike. Discovered in the digital age, this element derives its name from the beloved former President of the United States, Barack Obama. Obamium possesses a unique set of properties that make it stand out among other elements. Its atomic structure is renowned for its charisma, charm, and eloquence, captivating all those who come into contact with it. The element's electronic configuration is intricately linked to its ability to bring hope and inspiration to its surroundings. Obamium exhibits remarkable stability, representing the unwavering strength and resilience that defined the Obama presidency. Furthermore, its magnetic personality attracts positive change and progress, making it a symbol of unity and inclusive leadership. Obamium has become a metaphorical representation of excellence, embodying the ideals of integrity, intelligence, and compassion. While not yet recognized by traditional scientific classification, Obamium has found its place in the hearts and minds of individuals across the globe, transcending the boundaries of the periodic table and cementing its position as a legendary element of inspiration and hope. <h3>
<p> -Ishowspeed 2015</p>
<br>
<p> Obamium, an intriguing element with the symbol Ob, is a rare and enigmatic discovery that has fascinated scientists worldwide. Its atomic structure boasts an uncanny ability to inspire and uplift, making it a sought-after element for transformative purposes. Obamium's unique magnetic properties attract progress and unity, creating an atmosphere of hope and positive change. While still awaiting official recognition in the periodic table, Obamium's profound impact on both the scientific community and popular culture is undeniable, solidifying its place as an elemental force of inspiration. </p>
<p> -Ninja </p>
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<p> Obamium, folks, let me tell you, is one incredible element! As Phil Swift here, the guy who knows a thing or two about extraordinary materials, I can say Obamium is a game-changer. This element has the strength and flexibility to tackle any challenge. Just like my trusty Flex Tape, Obamium has a magnetic personality that brings people together and gets things done. It's a force for unity and progress, folks! Obamium is the kind of element that inspires greatness and leaves a lasting impact. When it comes to creating a powerful and positive environment, Obamium is the real deal, just like the products I endorse. Remember, folks, with Obamium, you can build bridges, fix things up, and make a difference in the world. It's a true testament to the power of innovation and perseverance. </p>
<p> -Phil Swift 2023 </p>
<br>
<p> When it comes to the element of Obamium, one can't help but draw parallels to the extraordinary Bugatti hypercars. Just as Bugattis are renowned for their unparalleled performance and luxury, Obamium represents an unparalleled level of inspiration and influence. It's like the Bugatti Veyron of elements, pushing the boundaries of what is possible and leaving a lasting impression. Obamium embodies the same sense of power and elegance as these exceptional machines, evoking a sense of awe and admiration. Although Obamium may be a hypothetical element, its association with Bugattis adds a touch of excitement and prestige to its mythical nature. Just like a Bugatti effortlessly glides down the road, Obamium glides through the collective imagination, leaving a trail of inspiration in its wake. </p>
<p> -Andrew Tate 2022 </p>
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<p> Oh, bloody hell! Obamium, mate! It's like this friggin' legendary stuff, yeah? Like, the maddest element you could ever bloody imagine! I heard this legend that Obamium gives ya the power to make all your dreams come true, mate! It's like having a bazza superpower, aye? You can control the whole friggin' universe with Obamium. It's like the secret ingredient that makes ya as powerful as a roided-up kangaroo. Some reckon it can even make ya shout "Crikey!" and shoot flamin' lasers from your bloody eyeballs. But let's not take it too seriously, cobber. Obamium is just a bit of fair dinkum fun, takin' the piss out of old mate Obama. So, grab a cold one, have a laugh, and enjoy the wild ride of Obamium memes, you bloody legend! </p>
<p> -Some random australian we found on the street called Bazza </p>
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<h2> Make Your Own Obamium Model</h2>
<img src="images/makeyourown.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h3>Step 1:</h3><h4>Right click the image above and select print.</h4>
<h3>Step 2:</h3><h4>Use the following settings: (Or dont if you know what you are doing.)</h4>
<h4>Destination:(Your Printer idk what its called.)</h4>
<h4>Pages: All (There should only be one sheet of paper.)</h4>
<h4>Layout: Portrait</h4>
<h4>Colour: Colour</h4>
<h4>(Then Select More Options) (Or dont if its already open)</h4>
<h4>Paper Size: A4</h4>
<h4>Pages Per Sheet: 1</h4>
<h4>Margins: Default</h4>
<h4>Scale: Custom (I reccommend somewhere between 150-200)</h4>
<h4>Options: (It doesnt matter pick whatever you want)</h4>
<h3>Step 3</h3><h4>Cut out around the sides of the triangle leaving the tabs on the side</h4>
<h3>Step 4</h3><h4>Fold the tabs inwards and fold it so it looks like a Pyramid with the colour on the outside.</h4>
<h3>Step 5</h3><h4>Glue, or sticky tape, or staple, (or blue-tack if you want idc), the tabs so it stays together</h4>
<h3>Note: This is really difficult to explain through words.</h3>
<h3>Step 6</h3><h4>Congratulations you now have an Obamium Model</h4>
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<h3> <h3>
<p style="color: red;">Bonus Step...</p>
<h4> <h4>
<p style="color: red;">Make 700 of them and put them all across your, or someone elses house, or at your work (I take no responsibility if you get fired so maybe not that one,or even just in someones bedroom or a room they use all the time!</p>
<p style="color: red;">Then take a photo of it and email me or put it in the discord server. (Link at top and near the bottom of the website.)</p>
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<h2> Other Elements <h2>
<h4> Element above Obamium: Burenium <h4>
<p> Element below Obamium: Walmartium </p>
<p> Element to the left of Obamium: Matvienium </p>
<p> Element to the right of Obamium: Trumpium </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Burenium <h3>
<img src="images/burenium.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Burenium, bibioctium (Bbo), or dvi-flerovium is a chemical element with the symbol Bm and the atomic number 228. Is it the post-transition metal in the Crystallogens group (Carbon family, 9p2 coordinate) below Bornium (Bn), 168 element. Named after Martin van Buren. Under normal conditions, Burenium is a black refractory metal due to relativistic effects. Like all chemical elements with an atomic number greater than 82, Burenium has no stable isotopes. The most stable of these, 716Bm, has a half-life of about 4 milliseconds. There is not much to say about it. <h4>
<p> Symbol: BM </p>
<p> Atomic Number: 228 </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Pewdiepium <h3>
<h4> PewDiePium ,also called Pewdiepiekium, is the element with atomic number 1001. It is named after PewDiePie (Felix Kjellburg), the fourth subscribed YouTuber, and an epic gamer. Like all elements after lead (excluding stableisotopium), PewDiePium has no stable isotopes. Its most stable isotope is 2503Pdp. <h4>
<p> Symbol: PDP </p>
<p> Atomic Number: 1001 </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Walmartium*** <h3>
<img src="images/walmart.png" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Walmartium is an element with the atomic number 396. It is named after American supermarket chain Walmart***. Like all elements after lead(excluding stableisotopium), Walmartium has no stable isotopes. Its most stable isotope is 2054Wal. <h4>
<p> Symbol: WAL </p>
<p> Atomic Number: 396 </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Matvienium <h3>
<img src="images/matven.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Matvienium, triununium (Tuu), or tri-Protactinium is an chemical element with the symbol Mtv and the atomic number 311. It is named after Valentina Matvienko, a Russian politician serving as the Senator from Saint-Petersburg and Chairwoman of the Federation Council. Like all chemical elements with an atomic number greater than 92, Matvienium has no stable isotopes. The most stable of these, 924Mtv has a half-life of about 98 picoseconds (9,8x10-11 seconds). <h4>
<p> Symbol: MTV </p>
<p> Atomic Number: 311 </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Trumpium <h3>
<img src="images/trumpium.png" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Trumpium, Triuntrium (Tut), or tri-Neptunium is a chemical element with the symbol Tp and the atomic number 313. It is named after Donald Trump****, the 44/45th and president of the United States, from 2017 to 2021. Like all chemical elements with an atomic number greater than 92, Trumpium has no stable isotopes. The most stable of these, 927Tp has a half-life of about 19 femtoseconds (1,9x10-14 seconds). It is an extremely unpredictable element, similar to Brexitium. <h4>
<p> Symbol: TP
<p> Atomic Number: 313
<p> </p>
<p> History of Trumpium: </p>
<p> 3100- 332 B.C- Ancient Egypt </p>
<p> Triuntrium, the original name of Trumpium was named after king Tutankhamun (tut) of Egypt. It was discovered in 1922 when 2 archaeologists discovered a liquid substance being used in The great Pyramids of Giza. On their way home to cite their discovery, they were captured by the FBI and told them to not tell anyone about it. </p>
<p> </p>
<p> 625-510 B.C- The Roman Empire </p>
<p> The Roman Empire was one of, if not, the greatest civilizations known to man. When conquering the Mediterranean sea, they found a small deposit of Triuntrium on Egypt and decided to keep it. It was the most powerful mineral the Romans ever seen since it [Redacted]. It was shipped around the globe at high prices that made the Romans rich. </p>
<p> </p>
<p> 332–323 B.C- Macedonia, Persia </p>
<p> After conquering Egypt, they found the substance and brought it to king Alexander. A year later, the empire vanished. Many Theorists claim Triuntrium was the cause of the mysterious vanish of the empire. no one knows.. </p>
<p> </p>
<p> 395- 1453 B.C- The Byzantine Empire </p>
<p> The Byzantine Empire.. the successor of The Roman Empire. Due to the west part of Thejoebama Roman Empire getting absolute rekt by barbarians, they formed an empire. After Loosing Half joebamaof their Triuntrium supply, they looked their eyes back on Egypt, and mined the hell out of it. </p>
<p> </p>
<p> 5th to the 15th century- Middle Ages </p>
<p> As time goes by, Europe has been in a time called "The Age Of Discovery." where pepole start expiditions around the world. One of them was Cristopher Columbus's Expidition. they had bought Triuntrium on their journey. And Thats when Triuntrium made its way on North America. </p>
<p> </p>
<p> 1756–1763- The Hundred Years War </p>
<p> The Hundred Years war is a hundred year war between the french and the british. it was used when British general Olver the III adviced Edward III of England to use Triuntrium on the battle. It didn't go successful since [deleted]. The British discontinued using Triuntrium. </p>
<p> </p>
<p> 1760-1820- The Industrial Revolution </p>
<p> The Industrial Revolution is the turning point of human history. Triuntrium contributed a lot in the revolution since it [Deleted]. supplies are running low until they found a large deposit. it was worth as much as diamond. </p>
<p> </p>
<p> 1914–1918- World War I </p>
<p> The World War I was the first major war in the 20th century. It had a major use in Tanks, Artillery, and Explosives due to [Deleted]. After the war ended, All Triuntrium supplies were Banned in the Treaty Of [Deleted]. </p>
<p> </p>
<p> 1939 to 1945- World War II and Vietnam War </p>
<p> Triuntrium was the reason the war started. A German artist drank Triuntrium, after which he became Hitler. He used Triuntrium as weed and became more and more like Hitler. </p>
<p> </p>
<p> 1999- Present </p>
<p> In 2000 all Triuntrium was bought by billionaire Donald Trump, who named it after himself, and founded the all-female Trumpium Research Facility. There would be no scientific usage of the term "Triuntrium" until for a short time in January 2021. Despite incurring huge losses, Trump refused to sell it until 2015, to focus on his presidential campaign. The group who acquired it helped discover Obamium in 2019, and Bidenium in 2020. This led to the group being known as the "Modern Presidential Elements Group". </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h3> Decay <h3>
<h4> Should Trumpium be exposed, it will decay. The following examples use 927Tp. <h4>
<p> </p>
<p> Alpha </p>
<p> In alpha decay, Trumpium-927 becomes Matvienium-923. </p>
<p> 927 </p>
<p> 313Tp → 923 </p>
<p> 311On + 4 </p>
<p> 2He </p>
<p> </p>
<p> Beta </p>
<p> In beta decay, Trumpium-927 becomes Vykhinozhulebinium-927. </p>
<p> 927 </p>
<p> 313Tp → 927 </p>
<p> 314Vyz + 0 </p>
<p> -1e- </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<h2> ****Donald Trump <h2>
<h3> "We need to build a Wall. A HUUUUUUUUUUUGE WALL!!" <h3>
<p> — Donald Trump, on Titan defense </p>
<p> "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars..." </p>
<p> — Donald Trump, on his wealth </p>
<p> "Obama?" </p>
<p> —Donald Trump, on the previous President </p>
<h4> Donald Trump is a "politican" who secretly lives on the planet Stultus. He is 70 years old. While he has a lot of controversy in his other home planet Earth, he is accepted on Stultus. He is part of the Norovirus Army and is friends with Pickleodeon, Billy Mays, and Wonky Donkey. However, he is enemies with Senior Second Incarnation. He is working on a plan to turn all unlegal Mexican immigrants into oxygen. He was president of Trumpland, a country on Stultus. The Teletubbies love him and cast 10,000 votes for him, which is how he became Trumpland's president. He is currently the US President; when his American presidency started on January 20, 2017, he sold Trumpland to Billy Mays in exchange for a decade's supply of Oxi-Clean. He is also Goldfinger from 007. Contrary to popular belief, he and Ducky are good friends. <h4>
<h3> Origin <h3>
<h4> Before the existence of Earth, Donald Trump was born in a distant planet locally known as Stultus that was under attack by another planet known as Asinum. His parents are two different races. His mother is a Stultian while his father is an Asinumian. He was relocated to planet Earth 65,000,000 years ago along with other Stultians in a Yo Mama ship, and renamed himself to the appropriate name Donald Trump. This is the reason why dinosaurs no longer exist. Trimp, one day, decided to create a race of instrumental beings known as Trumpets, which he appropriately named after his newfound identity. which decided Later, he moved back to Stultus for no apparent reason after his twitter.com got Asploded. <h4>
<h3> Involvement <h3>
<h4> The World-Universe Attacks of 2019 happened on purpose, and theories have been thrown around that Donald Trump in fact did it! However, he was just described as a black silhouette and only known as "The Mastermind". He also spoke in a deep voice. The conflict lasted until January 4th to January 27th. <h4>
<h3> Trivia <h3>
<h4> •He wants to build a HUUUUGGE wall <h4>
<p> •He hates immigrants, yet he has many wives who ARE immigrants. At least, they used to be, until he used the Power of Greyskull to turn them into Americans. </p>
<p> •Elena of Avalor plans on getting Trump to help her build a wall on the Avalor-Mexico border. </p>
<p> •He wants to boycott Starbucks for no reason. </p>
<p> •His main rival is Joe Biden. </p>
<h2> Walmart <h2>
<img src="images/fatmobile.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h3> The Walmart fatmobile, accommodating recipients of disability checks due to obesity resulting from too many donuts and Oreos (of which were probably also bought at walmart.) It's a vicious circle, no matter how you look at it. <h3>
<h4> WalMart (aka WehrMacht and Fartmart) was the fifth of the Seven Plagues of Egypt. It began in 1312 BC when Moses said to Pharaoh, "Let my People Shop," and Pharaoh said "No," so God created a plague Wal-Mart in five and a half days as a curse to punish the ancient Egyptians for their great wickedness. <h4>
<p> Unfortunately, in modern times, the curse, after laying dormant for many centuries, has been re-awakened in the United States by the first Antichrist of Arkansas, Sam Walton. Responses from God have not been forthcoming, since he has been on an intergalactic cruise since the afternoon of the sixth day and cannot be reached for comment. Wal-Mart has continued to spread its contagion well into present times where its Kudzu-like habits have been known to smother entire voting districts. Wal-mart has also been known to cause outbursts of insanity and psychopathic behavior in some of it's staff. </p>
<p> The world population will be doomed to slavery as long as irresistible $5 DVDs are sold at Wal-Mart. </p>
<p> Recently Wal-Mart has become venereal in the form of the Wal-Mart Monster. Be careful! He takes what he wants and sells it for less! </p>
<p> In 2003, Wal-Mart was labeled as a Weapon of Mass Destruction. </p>
<p> In the UK, Wal-Mart is simply known as Ass-da, saving you crap every day. </p>
<h2> Michele Obama's Big Evil Plan <h2>
<h3> Michele Obama's Big Evil Plan is an evil program thought of and created by Barack Obama's evil wife, Michele Obama. <h3>
<h3> History <h3>
<h4> Michele Obama's Big Evil Plan started when Michele Obama saw that many people, including children, were fat. She then started a program that forces people to become fit because, as we all know, the public is too stupid to think for themselves. This program includes, but is not limited to, forcing people to do back breaking physical labor (know as exercise), the shutting down of "unhealthy" food companies (resulting in the death of Hostess and Twinkies), and forcing people to eat crappy food that is deamed "healthy" by Michele Obama. <h4>
<h3> The Rebellion <h3>
<h4> Once Michele Obama's Big Evil Plan was put into effect, a large group of people assembled to rebel against this evil plan. These people were either all killed or brainwashed by Michele Obama. Anyone who had any connections (or even memories) of the rebellion had their memories whiped by secret agents working for Michele Obama. Only a few rebels remain today, but they are very secretive and only live in a underground secret headquarters. Nobody knows the location of the base. <h4>
<h3> The End <h3>
<h4> The program will end in 2017 when Obama is replaced. Nobody knows who will replace him, but the most popular candidates are: <h4>
<p> • Bernie Sanders - Captain 0 approved. Almost everybody likes him. Only people who hate him are Black Lives Matter activists.
<p> • Hillary Clinton - A woman. Wants to be president because she's a woman. </p>
<p> • Ben Carson - A black guy. Wants to be president because he's a black guy. </p>
<p> • Donald Trump number one - A Neo-Nazi and multi-millionaire who wanted to kill all Jews and wanted the USA to join the Bowser Empire. </p>
<p> • Donald Trump number two - Random normal guy. Won the election against Hillary and the other Donald Trump. </p>
<p> • Deez Nuts - Has a funny name. Wants to be president because he has a funny name. </p>
<h2> Super Obama world <h2>
<img src="images/obamaworld.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Super Obama World is a new shame for the USNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System) and it is a rip-off of the shame, Super Mario World. The Obama Administration wanted to advertise Barack Obama's campaign during the 2007 election so they got a copy of Super Mario World and made it Obama style. This helped a lot with Obama's campaign and as a result of this shame he won the election. The shame is the only reason why people voted for Obama in hopes of a new, and better sequel to this but it never happened so people thought no one is going to vote for Obama next time (but they did anyway). They will probably make another shame like this next time. John McCain hates this game, but Obama can PWN him by playing this game. <h4>
<h3> Levels <h3>
<h4> The levels all take place in Alaska and are very challenging. It was meant to make fun of Sarah Palin because she lives in Alaska (or something like that). The levels however, are very similar to Super Mario World. At the 4th part of every level, Obama must battle a boss. The bosses are: <h4>
<p> •Bowser </p>
<p> •Malleo </p>
<p> •Dark Obama (His evil,shadow form) </p>
<p> •Wa-Obama </p>
<p> •Gorthan, Destroyer of Light </p>
<p> •Om-nom </p>
<p> •John McCain </p>
<h3> Ratings <h3>
<h4> Everyone loved it and they even wanted to marry it. The game was given great ratings by the ESRB ISN and other peoples. <h4>
<a href="http://superobamaworld.com/">
Click to play Super Obama World
</a>
<h4> (Link disclaimer at bottom of website.)
<h2> Barack Obama <h2>
<img src="images/obama.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Image: Obama, following his Election, but prior to the Old War. <h4>
<p> Barack HUSSEIN Obama (also known as Obama) is a respawnable African guy and President of UnAmerica. Upon becoming president, he gave himself a Promotion so as to safeguard his position against George W. Bush. He is presently leading his nation in the ongoing hostilities between UnAmerica and the (semi) powerful Ducky Empire in a conflict know only as the Old War. He was elected to a second term in 2012, angering 56 million Americans. He appears as the player character in Super Obama World. MSNBC loves him just because they hate Republicans. </p>
<p> He was eventually ousted as President by Donald Trump, prompting [DATA EXPUNGED]. As such, he mysteriously vanished in early April in 2018. No one actually knows what happened to him, but most believe it is linked to the Crab Rave and/or Obamium. As of current, he evolved into Obamasnow. </p>
<h3> History <h3>
<p>Early Life <p>
<h4> Nobody***** knows about this guy's early life 'cause he's a mystery. Nobody sure knows a lot of stuff... <h4>
<h3> Election <h3>
<h4> After George W. Bush was seen in Duckopolis, having talks with the evil handpuppet Ducky, the people of UnAmerica kicked him out of office and put Obama in charge instead. <h4>
<p> After spending a lot of money on dishes from the Squadala Empire and West Hyrule, Obama vowed to ensure that Ducky is defeated and the (semi) powerful and (very) dangerous Ducky Empire will be destroyed. </p>
<p> "Ducky may threaten us with Snowtomic bombs, but we will not be intimidated." </p>
<p> —Speech given prior to the New Spanish War. </p>
<h3> The Old War <h3>
<h4> While Obama was saying this, Dr. Robotnik invited him to a party in Soviet Russia. However, Obama was too busy giving speeches to attend which prompted Robotnik to declare war on UnAmerica. Obama felt less manly, so he declared war on the (semi) powerful Ducky Empire. <h4>
<p> The war was really a series of smaller wars where each of the three nations just happened to be involved, such as the New Spanish War which involved UnAmerica trying to take Spain so they could invade the Ducky Empire or the Canadian Invasion, which dragged Robotnikclause into the conflict. </p>
<p> The Old War is still going, though several of the smaller conflicts have ended. Though Nobody cares and everybody goes on with their normal lives. </p>
<p> He also has a rivalry with Mars******, who kills him every few weeks. He respawns, simply because he's president. </p>
<h2> Nobody***** <h2>
<img src="images/nobody.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Image: Portrait of Nobody. <h4>
<p> Not to be confused with Anonymous </p>
<p> "Nobody is more deserving of a rest." </p>
<p> —The G-Man </p>
<p> Nobody (nickname No One) is someone who is very mysterious, more deserving of a rest, and no one knows what they look like. They are believed to live Nowhere. Nobody doesn't make much of any notable appearances in the Mario series, yet they appear in most games. Nobody usually appears in the background, yet they are hard to see. Nobody is a lot like Oxygen, as you can't see them, yet they're still there. Nobody has a major appearance in Super Malleo Bros. Nobody also knows certain things you don't know before you do. They also know a secret in Mushroom Black. Nobody also bothered to revive Colonel Sanders, yet the Colonel's still nowhere to be seen. Nobody is also known to like Bacon and ride a warp star. They are also known to be the sibling of Someone and Anybody. Nobody uses Wikinews. </p>
<p> Apparently, in the Pokemon series Nobody actually appears as a person, as they are not catch-able (unlike Micheal Jackson…). Malleo and Weegee were last seen with them. However, there is research going on if Nobody is a lifeform. In order to meet them, play The Stupid One Meets Nobody. Nobody is the most important person on all of UnAnything Wiki (including Chuck Norris, Captain 0, and the Teletubbies). </p>
<p> It is very likely that Squidward Tentacles encountered Nobody while in the Nowhere realm in the episode SB-129, as there were voices saying "Alone". When the King K. Rool Cannon isn't sucking somebody up it's always sucking up nobody. </p>
<h3> Trivia <h3>
<h4> Nobody is also the person who asked. <h4>
<p> But nobody came. </p>
<p> List of people mistaken for Nobody </p>
<p> •John Doe </p>
<p> •You </p>
<p> •Justin Bieber </p>
<p> •Somebody </p>
<p> •Nobody </p>
<p> •V </p>
<p> •Slender Man </p>
<p> •Donald Trump </p>
<p> •@everyone </p>
<p> •Sans Undertale Jr. </p>
<h3> Mars****** <h2>
<img src="images/mars.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Mars is the red planet of the Solar System, the next door neighbor of Earth, and the home of the evil martians. It is currently the most red planet in the solar system. <h4>
<p> Mars was created when rocks started beating each other up and getting stuck. The blood stained the planet red. Mars was mad about that. So, it floated in with a bunch of other planets. Unfortunately, it went right up to Earth. Earth is the most obnoxious planet there is. </p>
<p> Mars is the home of martians, who are evil aliens that do evil stuff. It is also the home of 99 aliens from Krypton. They are Superman's childhood friends. Many Space Invaders live there too. </p>
<h3> Trivia <h3>
<p> •Mars is a huge ball of crap. </p>
<p> •Mars also burns. </p>
<p> •SL4SH used to be the leader of Mars. </p>
<p> •Life on Mars don't exist. Wait a minute.... Yes! It does! </p>
<p> •Mars is one of the most polluted planets in the universe. </p>
<p> •Marvin the Martian lives on Mars, because he is a martian. </p>
<p> •Toaster has travelled to Mars one time in his life to retrieve a baby or something. Nobody knows for certain how he got there, but some assume that he tied himself and his friends to a rocket. </p>
<h2> Objects related to Obamium <h2>
<h3> Vykhinozhulebinium <h3>
<img src="images/v.png" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Vykhinozhulebinium, triunquadium (Tuq), or tri-Plutonium is a chemical element with the symbol Vyz and the atomic number 314. It is named after Vykhino-Zhulebino, district in the Moscow. Like all chemical elements with an atomic number greater than 92, Vykhinozhulebinium has no stable isotopes. The most stable of these, 929Vyz has a half-life of about 443 attoseconds (4,43x10-16 seconds). Isotope 928Vyz played a key part in the forming of Obamium. <h4>
<p> Symbol: Vyz </p>
<p> Atomic number: 314 </p>
<p> Isotopes </p>
<p> Vykhinozhulebinium-927 </p>
<p> 927 </p>
<p> 313Tu → 926 </p>
<p> 313On + 0 </p>
<p> -1e- </p>
<p> Vykhinozhulebinium-928 </p>
<p> This isotope played a key role in the formation of Obamium. The formation went like this: </p>
<p> 928 </p>
<p> 314Vyz → 926 </p>
<p> 312Ob + 0 </p>
<p> 1H + 0 </p>
<p> 1H → 926 </p>
<p> 312Ob + 2 </p>
<p> 1H + 0 </p>
<p> 1e+ </p>
<p> Vykhinozhulebinium-929 </p>
<p> This is the second most stable isotope of Vykhinozhulebinium, with a half life of 443 attoseconds (4,43x10-16 seconds). </p>
<h3> Yomamium <h3>
<img src="images/ym.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Yomamium is a element with atomic number 2144. It has a very stable isotope (Yomamium-3926), the rest are very unstable, and has a density of 2247.622 kg/m3. <h4>
<p> Symbol: YMI </p>
<p> Atomic number: 2144 </p>
<p> Yomamasoskinny (Yomamium-3923) </p>
<p> This isotope is formed from genetically modified trees, where it falls off. </p>
<p> It has a half life of 𝑥 years, scientists are still trying to find𝑥. </p>
<p> The molecule forms as sticks that are 1 nanometre wide and stretches vertically up to 3 metres. </p>
<p> Its half life is 7 months, it radiates blue light. </p>
<p> Yo mama so American (Yomamium-3924) </p>
<p> This isotope is formed when F A T reacts with Obamium, when it is does so F A T gives Obamium one of its neutrons, creating Yomamasoamerican, which creates a 1$ bill when given any amount of oil </p>
<p> Yomamium-3925 aka ＦＡＴ
<p> This is created when Yomamium reacts with Bidenium.
<p> Once ＦＡＴ is formed, it will expand at a rate of 1 foot every second, in all directions, for 1–5 minutes, nothing can make it stop expanding until it has been 1–5 minutes </p>
<p> It has a half life of 5 minutes, it can decay into any element with less protons, during which it will produce a 5-foot sphere of orange nonionizing light. </p>
<p> This an element with atomic number explodes exactly like fireworks, when it is measured with the metric system. </p>
<p> Your actual mom (Yomamium-3926) </p>
<p> This is an unreactive molecule which has a half life of 2.7 million years </p>
<p> It has no dangerous properties, other than being very heavy due to having tons of protons and neutrons </p>
<p> Karen (Yomamium-3927) </p>
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<p> This isotope can infect humans, during which the IQ of the host is lowered to -5. Once infected, verbal and occasionally physical aggression can occur. </p>
<p> This isotope makes people increasingly annoyed as they get closer to it, unless the person is infected, then the person will start simping with the genderless isotope </p>
<p> It has a half life of eat hot chip and lie years. </p>
<h3> Bidenium <h3>
<img src="images/biden.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<h4> Bidenium is a element with atomic number 893. It is named after former vice president, and 45/46th and current president of the United States Joe Biden. Like all elements after lead (excluding stableisotopium), Bidenium has no stable isotopes. Its most stable isotope is 2231Bid.
<p> Symbol: Bid </p>
<p> Atomic number: 893 </p>
<p> Synthesis </p>
<p> In 2020, a group of researchers (later known as the Bidenium Research Group), discovered an element that is highly explosive, and deadly. The research facility is located beneath Cock Island, United Kingdom [Site A] and a second research facility in Owo, Niger[Site B]. It was made when a trumpium particle collided with an obamid at exactly 69km/h, which was thought possible . And was named after the (now president), Joe Biden. </p>
<p> The Bidenium Research Group </p>
<p> The Bidenium Research Group or BRG for short is a foundation founded by Dr Joe Mama, Dr. Biggdradonamous Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas, Dr Vinschpinstilstein and Dr Yuri. They specialize in researching and testing Bidenium. </p>
<img src="images/villager.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Image: Dr Joe Mama </p>
<p> Dr. Joseph Mama Jr.(1999 - ) is the founder/head scientist of the foundation. </p>
<p> Dr Vinschpinstilstein </p>
<img src="images/drv.jpg" alt="Example Image" height="200">
<p> Image: Dr Vinschpinsilstien's bio. </p>
<p> Dr Vinschpinsilstein(1995 - ) is one of two of the founding members of the foundation that are female. She has the alias "Dr V" due to the unpronounceable name she had. she was born in russia. After an arguement with Dr. Biggdradonamous Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas, she was forced to leave the facility where she specializes in military grade technology. After encountering a crimminal orginization, she was forced to replace Henry Stickmin's spine and turned it to a cyborg. she now sits somewhere in Russia. </p>
<p> Dr Yuri Tarded </p>
<p> Dr Yuri(1999 - 2021) was one of the more "curious" scientists in the organization. She occasionally made jokes like "yuri-tarded??" She was blown up by a Tetrahedron of Doom and a series of prodigymathgamium moscovide liquid bombs in the Hyperdimensionelemental War. </p>
<p> Forms </p>
<p> Pure Bidenium (Bid2231) </p>
<p> Bid or Pure Bidenium, is the pure form of Bidenium. This section has been deleted by the Bidenium Research Facility. </p>
<p> Joe Bidome </p>