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fun.py
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from telethon import events
import random, re
from uniborg.util import admin_cmd
METOOSTR = [
"`Me too thanks`",
"`Haha yes, me too`",
"`Same lol`",
"`Me irl`",
"`Same here`",
"`Haha yes`",
"`Same pinch bsdk`",
]
RUNSREACTS = [
"`Runs to Thanos`",
"`Runs far, far away from earth`",
"`Running faster than usian bolt coz I'mma Bot`",
"`Runs to Marie`",
"`This Group is too cancerous to deal with.`",
"`Cya bois`",
"`I am a mad person. Plox Ban me.`",
"`I go away`",
"`I am just walking off, coz me is too fat.`",
"`I Fugged off!`",
]
RAPE_STRINGS = [
"`Rape Done Drink The Cum`",
"`The user has been successfully raped`",
"`Dekho Bhaiyya esa hai! Izzat bachailo apni warna Gaand maar lenge tumhari`",
"`Relax your Rear, ders nothing to fear,The Rape train is finally here`",
"`Rape coming... Raped! haha 😆`",
"`Lodu Andha hai kya Yaha tera rape ho raha hai aur tu abhi tak yahi gaand mara raha hai lulz`",
]
ABUSE_STRINGS = [
"`Madharchod`",
"`Gaandu`",
"`Chutiya he rah jaye ga`",
"`Ja be Gaandu`",
"`Ma ka Bhodsa madharchod`",
"`mml`",
"`You MotherFukcer`",
"`Muh Me Lega Bhosdike ?`"
]
GEY_STRINGS = [
"`you gey bsdk`",
"`you gey`",
"`you gey in the house`",
"`you chakka`",
"`you gey gey gey gey gey gey gey gey`",
"`you gey go away`",
]
PRO_STRINGS = [
"`This gey is pro as phack.`",
"`Pros here -_- Time to Leave`",
]
INSULT_STRINGS = [
"`Owww ... Such a stupid idiot.`",
"`Don't drink and type.`",
"`Command not found. Just like your brain.`",
"`Bot rule 544 section 9 prevents me from replying to stupid humans like you.`",
"`Sorry, we do not sell brains.`",
"`Believe me you are not normal.`",
"`I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.`",
"`If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.`",
"`You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.`",
"`What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.`",
"`You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.`",
"`I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.`",
"`As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?`",
"`Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.`",
"`Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!.......(I doubt it though)`",
"`Everyone has the right to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.`",
"`I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew that.`",
"`You should try tasting cyanide.`",
"`You should try sleeping forever.`",
"`Pick up a gun and shoot yourself.`",
"`Try bathing with Hydrochloric Acid instead of water.`",
"`Go Green! Stop inhaling Oxygen.`",
"`God was searching for you. You should leave to meet him.`",
"`You should Volunteer for target in an firing range.`",
"`Try playing catch and throw with RDX its fun.`",
"`People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.`",
"`When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.`",
"`You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.`",
"`If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!.`",
]
# ===========================================
@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern="run ?(.*)"))
async def _(event):
if event.fwd_from:
return
bro = random.randint(0, len(RUNSREACTS) - 1)
input_str = event.pattern_match.group(1)
reply_text = RUNSREACTS[bro]
await event.edit(reply_text)
@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern="metoo ?(.*)"))
async def _(event):
if event.fwd_from:
return
bro = random.randint(0, len(METOOSTR) - 1)
input_str = event.pattern_match.group(1)
reply_text = METOOSTR[bro]
await event.edit(reply_text)
@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern="rapee ?(.*)"))
async def _(event):
if event.fwd_from:
return
bro = random.randint(0, len(RAPE_STRINGS) - 1)
input_str = event.pattern_match.group(1)
reply_text = RAPE_STRINGS[bro]
await event.edit(reply_text)
@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern="insultt ?(.*)"))
async def _(event):
if event.fwd_from:
return
bro = random.randint(0, len(INSULT_STRINGS) - 1)
input_str = event.pattern_match.group(1)
reply_text = INSULT_STRINGS[bro]
await event.edit(reply_text)
@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern="proo ?(.*)"))
async def _(event):
if event.fwd_from:
return
bro = random.randint(0, len(PRO_STRINGS) - 1)
input_str = event.pattern_match.group(1)
reply_text = PRO_STRINGS[bro]
await event.edit(reply_text)
@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern="abusee ?(.*)"))
async def _(event):
if event.fwd_from:
return
bro = random.randint(0, len(ABUSE_STRINGS) - 1)
input_str = event.pattern_match.group(1)
reply_text = ABUSE_STRINGS[bro]
await event.edit(reply_text)
@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern="geyy ?(.*)"))
async def _(event):
if event.fwd_from:
return
bro = random.randint(0, len(GEY_STRINGS) - 1)
input_str = event.pattern_match.group(1)
reply_text = GEY_STRINGS[bro]
await event.edit(reply_text)