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FO-Poor Richard, 1733

135 reprints from 1721-04-30 to 1899-07-01

by Franklin, Benjamin

From unknown source

1733-01-01

they appear in the original work.

Courteous Reader,
I might in this place attempt to gain thy Favour, by declaring that I write Almanacks with no other View than that of the publick Good; but in this I should not be sincere; and Men are now a-days too wise to be deceiv’d by Pretences how specious soever. The plain Truth of the Matter is, I am excessive poor, and my Wife, good Woman, is, I tell her, excessive proud; she cannot bear, she says, to sit spinning in her Shift of Tow, while I do nothing but gaze at the Stars; and has threatned more than once to burn all my Books and Rattling-Traps (as she calls my Instruments) if I do not make some profitable Use of them for the good of my Family. The Printer has offer’d me some considerable share of the Profits, and I have thus begun to comply with my Dame’s desire.
Indeed this Motive would have had Force enough to have made me publish an Almanack many Years since, had it not been overpower’d by my Regard for my good Friend and Fellow-Student, Mr. Titan Leeds, whose Interest I was extreamly unwilling to hurt: But this Obstacle (I am far from speaking it with Pleasure) is soon to be removed, since inexorable Death, who was never known to respect Merit, has already prepared the mortal Dart, the fatal Sister has already extended her destroying Shears, and that ingenious Man must soon be taken from us. He dies, by my Calculation made at his Request, on Oct. 17. 1733. 3 ho. 29 m. P.M. at the very instant of the ♂ of ☉ and ☿: By his own Calculation he will survive till the 26th of the same Month. This small difference between us we have disputed whenever we have met these 9 Years past; but at length he is inclinable to agree with my Judgment; Which of us is most exact, a little Time will now determine. As therefore these Provinces may not longer expect to see any of his Performances after this Year, I think my self free to take up the Task, and request a share of the publick Encouragement; which I am the more apt to hope for on this Account, that the Buyer of my Almanack may consider himself, not only as purchasing an useful Utensil, but as performing an Act of Charity, to his poor Friend and Servant
R. Saunders


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From unknown source

1733-01-01

More nice than wise.
Old Batchelor would have a Wife that’s wise,
Fair, rich, and young, a Maiden for his Bed;
Not proud, nor churlish, but of faultless size;
A Country Houswife in the City bred.
He’s a nice Fool, and long in vain hath staid;
He should bespeak her, there’s none ready made.

Never spare the Parson’s wine, nor the Baker’s pudding.

Visits should be short, like a winters day,
Lest you’re too troublesom hasten away.

A house without woman and Firelight, is like a body without soul or sprite.
Kings and Bears often worry their keepers.
XII Mon. February hath xxviii days.
N. N. of B---s County, pray don’t be angry with poor Richard.
Each Age of Men new Fashions doth invent;
Things which are old, young Men do not esteem:
What pleas’d our Fathers, doth not us content;
What flourish’d then, we out of fashion deem:
And that’s the reason, as I understand,
Why Prodigus did sell his Father’s Land.
Light purse, heavy heart.
He’s a Fool that makes his Doctor his Heir.
Ne’er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

He’s gone, and forgot nothing but to say Farewel—to his creditors.
Love well, whip well.
I Mon. March hath xxxi days.

My Love and I for Kisses play’d,
She would keep stakes, I was content,
But when I won she would be paid;
This made me ask her what she meant:
Quoth she, since you are in this wrangling vein,
Here take your Kisses, give me mine again.
Let my respected friend J. G.
Accept this humble verse of me. viz.
Ingenious, learned, envy’d Youth,
Go on as thou’st began;
Even thy enemies take pride
That thou’rt their countryman.
Hunger never saw bad bread.
II Mon. April hath xxx days.
Kind Katharine to her husband kiss’d these words,
“Mine own sweet Will, how dearly I love thee!”
If true (quoth Will) the World no such affords.
And that its true I durst his warrant be;
For ne’er heard I of Woman good or ill,
But always loved best, her own sweet Will.
Beware of meat twice boil’d, and an old foe reconcil’d.
Great Talkers, little Doers.
A rich rogue, is like a fat hog, who never does good til as dead as a log.
Relation without friendship, friendship without power, power without will, will witho[ut] effect, effect without profit, and profit without vertue, are not worth a farto.

III Mon. May hath xxxi days.
Mirth pleaseth some, to others ’tis offence,
Some commend plain conceit, some profound sense;
Some wish a witty Jest, some dislike that,
And most would have themselves they know not what.
Then he that would please all, and himself too,
Takes more in hand than he is like to do.
Eat to live, and not live to eat.
March windy, and April rainy,
Makes May the pleasantest month of any.
The favour of the Great is no inheritance.
Fools make feasts and wise men eat ’em.
Beware of the young Doctor and the old Barber.
He has chang’d his one ey’d horse for a blind one.
The poor have little, beggars none, the rich too much, enough not one.
IV Mon. June hath xxx days.
“Observe the daily circle of the sun,
And the short year of each revolving moon:
By them thou shalt forsee the following day,
Nor shall a starry night thy hopes betray.
When first the moon appears, if then she shrouds
Her silver crescent, tip’d with sable clouds,
Conclude she bodes a tempest on the main,
And brews for fields impetuous floods of rain.”
After 3 days men grow weary, of a wench, a guest, and weather rainy.
To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy Meals.
The proof of gold is fire, the proof of woman, gold; the proof of man, a woman.
After feasts made, the maker scratches his head.

V Mon. July hath xxxi days.
“Ev’n while the reaper fills his greedy hands,
And binds the golden sheafs in brittle bands:
Oft have I seen a sudden storm arise
From all the warring winds that sweep the skies:
And oft whole sheets descend of slucy rain,
Suck’d by the spungy clouds from off the main;
The lofty skies at once come pouring down,
The promis’d crop and golden labours drown.”
Neither Shame nor Grace yet Bob.
Many estates are spent in the getting,
Since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting.
He that lies down with Dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
A fat kitchin, a lean Will.
Distrust and caution are the parents of security.
Tongue double, brings trouble.
VI Mon. August hath xxxi days.
“For us thro’ 12 bright signs Apollo guides
The year, and earth in sev’ral climes divides.
Five girdles bind the skies, the torrid zone
Glows with the passing and repassing sun.
Far on the right and left, th’extreams of heav’n,
To frosts and snows and bitter blasts are giv’n.
Betwixt the midst and these, the Gods assign’d
Two habitable seats for humane kind.”
Take counsel in wine, but resolve afterwards in water.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Great famine when wolves eat wolves.
A good Wife lost is God’s gift lost.
A taught horse, and a woman to teach, and teachers practising what they preach.
He is ill cloth’d, who is bare of Virtue.

VII Mon. September hath xxx days.

Death is a Fisherman, the world we see
His Fish-pond is, and we the Fishes be:
His Net some general Sickness; howe’er he
Is not so kind as other Fishers be;
For if they take one of the smaller Fry,
They throw him in again, he shall not die:
But Death is sure to kill all he can get,
And all is Fish with him that comes to Net.
The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.
Men and Melons are hard to know.
He’s the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.
Beware of meat twice boil’d, and an old Foe reconcil’d.
A fine genius in his own country, is like gold in the mine.
There is no


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1733-01-01

.
Time was my spouse and I could not agree,
Striving about superiority:
The text which saith that man and wife are one,
Was the chief argument we stood upon:
She held, they both one woman should become;
I held they should be man, and both but one.
Thus we contended daily, but the strife
Could not be ended, till both were one


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1733-01-01

.
The old Man has given all to his Son: O fool! to undress thy self before thou art going to bed.
Cheese and


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1733-01-01

is pleasing tongue,
Hath won a Girl that’s rich, wise, fair and young;
The Match (he saith) is half concluded, he
Indeed is wondrous willing; but not she.
And reason good, for he has run thro’ all
Almost the story of the Prodigal;
Yet swears he never with the hogs did dine;
That’s true, for none would trust him with their swine.
Where bread is wanting, all’s to be sold.
There is neither honour nor gain, got in dealing with a vil-lain.
The fool hath made a vow, I guess,
Never to let the Fire have peace.
Snowy winter, a plentiful harvest.
Nothing more like a Fool, than a drunken Man.
X Mon. December hath xxxi days.
She that will eat her breakfast in her bed,
And spend the morn in dressing of her head,
And sit at dinner like a maiden bride,
And talk of nothing all day but of pride;
God in his mercy may do much to save her,
But what a case is he in that shall have her.
God works wonders now and then;
Behold! a Lawyer, an honest Man!
He that lives carnally, won’t live eternally.
Innocence is its own Defence.
Time eateth all things, could old Poets say;
The Times are chang’d, our times drink all away.
Never mind it, she’l be sober after the Holidays.

The Benefit of going to Law.
Dedicated to the Counties of K—t and H-n–––rd-n.

Two Beggars travelling along,
One blind, the other lame,
Pick’d up an Oyster on the Way
To which they both laid claim:
The Matter rose so high, that they
Resolv’d to go to Law,
As often richer Fools have done,
Who quarrel for a Straw.
A Lawyer took it strait in hand,
Who knew his Business was,
To mind nor one nor t’other side,
But make the best o’ th’ Cause;
As always in the Law’s the Case:
So he his Judgment gave,
And Lawyer-like he thus resolv’d
What each of them should have:
Blind Plaintiff, lame Defendant, share
The Friendly Laws impartial Care,
A Shell for him, a Shell for thee,
The Middle is the Lawyer’s Fee


1721-04-30 · Northampton, England

Ev‘n when the Farmer now Secure of Fear,
Sends in the Swains to {poil the finifh’dYear ;
Ev‘n while the Reaper fills his greedy Hands;
And binds the golden. Sheaves in brittle Baads :
Oft have I feen a fudden Storm arife, :
From al} the warring: Winds that fweep the Skies

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1721-04-30 · Northampton, England

Obferve the dailyCircle of the Sun, . p!
And the fhort Year of each revolving Moon:
By them thou fhalt forefee the follawing Day, | d
Nor fhall a ftarry Night thy Hepes betray. | ]
When firft the Moon appears, 1 then fhe fhrouds .
Her filver Crefcent, tipp'd with fable Clouds, : f
Conclude fhe bodes a Tempest of the Main ‘
And brews for Fields impetuous Floods of Rain:
Or if her Face with fiery Flufhing glow, Pas :
Ai

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1739-12-01 · London, England

And oft whole theets defcend of flucy rain,
Suck’d by the fpongy clouds from off the main:
‘The lofty tkies at once come pouring down,
The promis’d crop, and golden labours, drown

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1805-09-07 · Newburyport

Men may gain the fair’s affeétion,
While with these they have connection,
Lips rever’d by gentle touchy
May'nt avail the passion@much 5
But with mutual ardor press*d,
Warm affections are confess’d,
Eyes procliin the hest’s compliance,
Lips confirm a sure reliance,
Thus together lips and eyes
Yield to happy min the prize.
Ladies disprove me, if youcan, .
Proclain the battle, i’m your man.
A. Z.

———
£PIGRAM.

Mr love and I for kisses play'd ;

She would keep st:kes 3 1 was content ¢
But when I won, she would be paid ;

I, angry, ask’d her what she meant ?
Nays since, quoth she, you w.™ gle thus in vaing ,
Giwe me my kisses back, take yours again

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1806-07-26 · Boston

Kind Kitty kiss’d her husband with
these wonls.

My own sweet WiUt how dearly do I
love thee !

If true, quoth Willt the world no such
affords:

And that ’tis true, I dare his warrant be;
For ne'er heard I of woman, goo<lor ill,
But always dearlv lov’d her ouan sucet
Will,

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1806-11-22 · New York

‘Kind Kitty kiss’d her hvsband with these words,
My own sweet Will, how dearly do I love thee !

If true, quoth Will, the world no such affords :
And that ’tis true, I dare his warrant be ;

For ne’er heard I, of woman, good or ill,

But always dearly lov'd her own sweet Will.

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1813-11-27 · New-York [N.Y.]

Chloe and I for kisses play’d,

She would kee; stakes; I was content ,
But, when I won, she would be paid ;

T angry ask’d her what she meant ;
Nay, since, she said, you wramgle thus iu

vain,

Give me my kisses back, take your’s again

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1822-08-17 · Philadelphia [Pa.]

« Oft have I seen a sudden storm arise, ;
From all the warring winds that sweep the skies

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1822-08-24 · Philadelphia [Pa.]

“ Oft have I seen a sudden storm arise,

From all the warring winds that weep the skies :

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1823-06-01 · London, England

n,

Inserted thus, the wounded rind we close,
whose moist womb th’admitted infant grows.

The fault is still greater when two couplets together have the same
rhyme ; as,
With soothing words to Venus she begun ;
Ligh pa ee ae eae
mighty with your worthy son:

Nor is the fault much less, when
so near as to differ only by a single letter: these are instances.

— ——

On English Versification.

Ere this no peasant vex’d the peaceful ground,
Which only turfs and greens for altars found :

No fences parted fields, nor marks, nor bounds,
Distinguish’d acres of litigious grounds.— Dryden.
The lofty skies at once come pouring down,

The promised crop and golden labours drown

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1824-07-14 · [Worcester, Mass.]

Kind Kitty kissed her husband with these
words,
My own sw«et Hill, how dearly do 1 love
thee I
If true quoth Will, the world no such affords;
And that, ’tis true 1 dare his warrant be—
For ne’er heard I of woman, good or ill,
But always dearly lov’d her own sued will.

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The Moralist

From Delaware weekly advertiser and farmer's journal.

1829-12-03 · Wilmington, Del.

[This text is not available under an open license.]


1840-06-01 · Edinburgh, Scotland

*¢ And oft whole sheets descend of sluicy rain,
Suck’d by the spongy clouds from off the main;
The lofty skies at once come pouring down,

The promised crop and golden labours drown

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From Vermont watchman and State journal.

1845-03-14 · Montpelier, Vt.

Kind Kitty kiss'd her husband with these words:
"Mine own sweet Winl, I dearly love thee!"
"If true," quoth Will, "the world no such affords;
And that 'tis true I dare his warrant be,
For ne'er heard I of woman, good or ill,
But always dearly lov'd uer own sweet Will!


1849-01-01 · Bradford

d disease.
Kings and bears often worry their keepers.
He’s a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
Ne’er take a wife till thoa hast a house

: (and a fire) to put her in.

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1849-01-01 · Bradford

Great talkers, little doers.

A rich rogue is like a fat hog,
Who never does good till as dead as a log.

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1849-01-01 · Bradford

The favor of the great is no inheritance.

Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.

The poor have little—beggars none—the
rich too much—enough not one.

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Selections

From Milwaukee sentinel and gazette.

1849-01-30 · Milwaukee, [Wis.]

[This text is not available under an open license.]


From The Ottawa free trader.

1849-02-16 · Ottawa, Ill.

a fool that makes his doctor his
Lieir
Ne'r take a wife till thou hast a house
nd a fire) to put her in.
Love well, whin well
Love well, whip well.
(an
Hunger never saw bad bread.
Great talkers, little doers.
A rich rogue is tike a fat hog.
Who never does good till dead as a log.
The favor of the great is no inheritance.
Fools make feasts and wise men eat
them.
The poor have little--beggars none--the
rich too much--enotigh not one.


From Hillsdale Whig standard.

1849-02-27 · Hillsdale, Mich.

nd disease.
Kings and bears often worry their keep-
C13.
He's a fool that makes his doctor his
he ir.
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house
(and a fire) to put her in


From Hillsdale Whig standard.

1849-02-27 · Hillsdale, Mich.

Love well, whip well.
Great talkers, little doers.
A rich rogue is like a fat hog.
Who never does good till dead as


From Hillsdale Whig standard.

1849-02-27 · Hillsdale, Mich.

The favor of the great is no inherit­
Fools make foasts and wise men cat
them.
The poor have little--beggars none
the rich too much--enough not one.


Gems of "Poor Richard"

From Mississippi free trader and Natchez gazette.

1849-02-28 · Natchez, Miss.

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Gems of "Poor Richard"

From Mississippi free trader and Natchez gazette.

1849-02-28 · Natchez, Miss.

[This text is not available under an open license.]


Miscellany

From New Hampshire statesman.

1849-03-02 · Concord [N.H.]

[This text is not available under an open license.]


From The Columbia Democrat.

1849-03-03 · Bloomsburg, Pa.

e
and disgrace.
Kings and bears often worry their keepers.
He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
Ne'r take a wife till thou hast a house to put
her in.
Love well, whip well.
Hunger never saw had bread.
Great talkers, little doers.
A rich rogue is like a fat hog,
Who never does good till as dead as a log


From Sunbury American.

1849-03-10 · Sunbury, Pa.

disease.
Kings and bears often worry their keep­
ersibom a tione sovst whissansd ber
He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
"Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house
(and a fire) to put her in.
Love well, whip well.
Hunger never saw bad bread. Hw
Great talkers, little doers, tiodiuz ald
A rich rogne is like a fat hos, avr tadt Jaidt
Who never dees good till as dead alg.
Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.
The poor have little--beggars none-
the rich too much,--enough not one.


1849-03-10 · Philadelphia

disease.
Kings and bears often worry their keepers.
He's a fool that makes his doctor his beir.
Ne’er take a wife till theo hast a house (and
| a fire) to put ber in

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From Lynchburg Virginian.

1849-03-12 · Lynchburg [Va.]

grace.
Kings and bears often worry their keepers.
He's a fool who makes his doctor his heir.
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house to put he


From Lynchburg Virginian.

1849-03-12 · Lynchburg [Va.]

Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.
The poor have little--beggars none.
The rich too much--enough not one.


1849-03-16 · Alexandria, D.C.

e
and disgrace.
Kings and bears often worry their keepers. ;
He's a fool who makes his doctor his heir, j
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house to j
put her in.

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From Indiana State sentinel.

1849-04-18 · Indianapolis [Ind.]

ng or
do something worth writing.
Nothing dries sooner than a tear.
Kings and bears often worry their keepers.
He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir


Multiple News Items

From Weekly flag & advertiser.

1849-05-04 · Montgomery, Ala.

[This text is not available under an open license.]


Article 4 -- No Title

From Home Journal (1846-1856)

1849-05-19 · New York

[This text is not available under an open license.]


Franklin's Poor Richard

From Greenville mountaineer.

1849-05-25 · Greenville, S.C.

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1849-05-30 · Camden, S.C.

e and di-graec.
Jv ngs and bears often worry their keepers.
lie's a fool who makes his doctor his
liC'1';
Ne'er take a wile t.li thou hast a house to
put her in.
Love well, whip well.
Hunger never saw bad bread.
Great talkers, little doers.
A rich r<?gue is like a fat hog,
Who never does good till as dead as a
'"g-

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1849-05-30 · Camden, S.C.

Fools make feasts and wise men cat them.
The poor have little?beggars none,
The rich too much?enough not one

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1849-05-31 · Ebensburg, Pa.

Nothing dies sooner than a tear.
Kings and bears often worry their keep­
ers.lie's a fool that makes his doctor his
heir

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Gems of "Poor Richard"

From Fayetteville observer.

1849-06-05 · Fayetteville, N.C.

[This text is not available under an open license.]


Gems of "Poor Richard

From Bangor daily Whig & courier.

1849-07-20 · Bangor, Me.

[This text is not available under an open license.]


Variety

From Boston investigator.

1849-10-10 · Boston, Mass.

[This text is not available under an open license.]


Variety

From Boston investigator.

1849-11-21 · Boston, Mass.

[This text is not available under an open license.]


From The Sumter banner.

1849-12-19 · Sumterville, S.C.

Esy. The proof of gold is fire; the
proof of woman, gold; the proof of man,
a woman.
By degrading the female character


1849-12-26 · Raleigh, N.C.

. Beware of little expenses. ,-
The proof of gold is fire ; the proof of woman gold ;
the proof of man, a woman.
He ia the best scholar who hath learned to live well.
All is hollow where the heart bears not apart, and
all is peril where principle is not the guide.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals..
Lawyer's houses are built on the heads of fools.
Keep your brain cool, and your feet dry.

EDITORS,;. 1 '
We copy the following just and true view of the
toils and trials of the editorial profession, from th

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1850-04-13 · Fayetteville [N.C.]

Mole i. ice than wise,
Old bachelor would have ; wile that's wise,
Fair, rich, and young, a maiden for his bed;
Not proud, nor churlish, hut ol faultless size,
A country housewife in the citybrvd.
He's a nice fool, and long in vain hath stayed ;
He should bespeak her, there's none ready
made.
Never spare the parson's w ine, nor the baker's
pudding.
Visits should be short, like a winter's,
Lest you're too troublesome, hasten away,
A house without woman and firelight, is like
a body without soul or spirit.
Light purse, heavy heart,
lie's a fool that makes his doctor his heir

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1850-04-13 · Fayetteville [N.C.]

Love well, whip well.
Gieat talkers, little doers.

A rich rogue i like a fat hog, who never does

good till as dead as a lo

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1850-04-13 · Fayetteville [N.C.]

Eat to live, and not live to eat.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
The proof of gold, is lire; the proof of woman,
gold ; the proof of man, a woman.
My love and I for kisses play'd,
She would keep stakes, I was content,
But when 1 won, she w ould be paid,
This made rne at.k her what she meant ;
Quoth she, since you are in this wrangling
vein,
Here, take your kisses, give me mine agai n.
lie that lies down with dogs, shall rise up
with tie as.
A fat kitchen, a lean will.
A good wife lost is God's gift lost,
A taogh horse, and a woman to teach, and
teachers practising what they preach.
He is ill clothed who is bare of virtue

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1850-04-13 · Fayetteville [N.C.]

a
Kind Katherine to her husband kisses these
words,
' Mine own sweet will, how dearly 1 luve
thee:'
If true (quoth Will) the w orld no such affords
And that it's true I durst his warrant be ;
For ne'ur heard I of woman, good or ill.
But always loved best, her ow n sweet Will.
A fine genius in his own country, is like gold
in the mine.
The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the
mouth of a wise man is in his heart
Cheese and salt meat should be sparingly cat.
Snowy winter, plentiful harvest.
Nothing more like a fool than a drunken man.
Many medicines, few cures.
Better slip with foot than tongue.

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1850-04-13 · Fayetteville [N.C.]

ous.She that will eat her breakfast in her bed.
And spend the morn in-dressing of her head,
And sit at dinner like a maiden bride,
And talk of nothing all day but of pride,
God in his mercy may do much to save her,
But w hat a case is he in that shall have her.

j find it necessary to call a servant from her
'household to translate the terms, upon
, which she consents to admit the gentee

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ves that the proof of gold is fire; the proof
of woman, gold; the proof of man, a wo-
man. ' Antony was one of the bravest son

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1850-06-14 · Camden, S.C.

Nothing dies sooner than a tear.
Kings and bears often worry their keepers.
He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
Hunger never saw bad bread

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1850-07-02 · Little Rock, Ark.

“ She that will eat her breakfast in her bed.
And spend the morn in dressing of her heed,
And ill at dinner like a maiden bride.
And talk of nothing all day but of pride ;
('*<d in his merry may do much lo aave her,
But what • case ii be in that shall hart he

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1850-12-14 · New York

The proof of gold is fire ; the proof of woman,
gold ; the proof of man, woman.

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1850-12-21 · New-York [N.Y.]

Having finished with him, we went back to the spot where the dogs first; The proof of gold is fire; the proof of woman, gold; the proof of man,

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From Lynchburg Virginian.

1851-01-02 · Lynchburg [Va.]

gitimate,) who are united together after the fishion of
the Slamese Iwins. They are doing well
The proof of gold is fire; the proof of woman, gold,
the proof of man, womar.


her write something
worth reading, or do something worth writing.
Nothing dries sooner than a tear.
Kings and bears often worry their keepers.
lie's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
Hunger never saw had bread

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From Bell’s Life in Sydney and Sporting Reviewer (NSW : 1845 - 1860)

philosopher observed thnt the proof of
gold is" fire; .the proof of woman, gold
; the proof of man, a woman;". CONUNDRU


1856-01-01 · Philadelphia

believe it, ladies—the people smiled ?

Whenever (says the author of ‘* Modern Pilgrims’’)
you see a woman who receives with avidity tales
of seandal, who has, in one word, a poor opinion of
her sex, then be sure you have in your presence one
whose heart is the home of sensuality. One single
glance of her eye stamps her as dark and dishonest.

A wife once kissed her husband and said,
‘“‘ My own sweet Will, how dearly I love thee.”’
Who ever knew a lady, good or ill,
Who did not love her own sweet will ?
This is good, but ‘‘alas it was borrowed’’ from
‘¢ Poor Richard,’’ who says in April 1733-+
Kind Katharine to her husband kiss’d these words,
‘«‘ Mine own sweet Will, how dearly I love thee !”’

“Tf true,’’ quoth Will, ‘‘the world no such man
affords.’’

And that it’s true I durst his warrant be ;
For ne’er heard I of woman good or ill,
But always loved best her own sweet will.

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1860-03-15 · Augusta, Maine

tions in the same way, and‘that we therefore have
aerial tides, or tides in the air as well as in the
sea. Granting this, it is very easy to go a little
further on and attribute the condition of the
weather to the same agent, and thus the everlast-
ing moon is an everlasting weather breeder.
Virgil, in his Georgics, thus gives the theory of
lunar influences, that obtained in his day, and
which indeed continues*to be embraced as truth
at the present day :

“Observe the daily circle of the sun,

And the short year of each revo'ving moon,

By them thou shalt foresee the following day,
Nor shall a starry night thy hopes betray.

When first the moon appears, if then she shrouds
Her silver crescent, tipped with sable clouds,
Conclude she bodes a tempest on the main,

And brews for fields impetuous floods of rain;
Or, if her face with fiery flushing glow,

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1860-03-17 · Lancaster, Wis.

what he has done.
—The heart of a fool is in his mouth,
but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart

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1861-08-15 · Cumberland, Md.

ease.
Kings and bears often worry their
keepers.
He's a fool who makes a debtor his
heir.
Never take a wife till thou hast a hous

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1862-10-01 · Coudersport, Pa.

.
Plough deep while sluggards sleep.
Aud you will have corn to sell and,
keep.
If you would not be forgotten when
you are dead, write something worth
reading or do something worth writing.
Nothing dries sooDer thau a tear.
Batin, silk aud velvet have put out the
kitchen Gre.
The first mistake in public business is
the going into it.
• The idle man is the devil's hireliug—l
whose diet and wages are famine and j
disease.
Kings and bear 3 very often worry their
keepers.
Ue is a fool that makes his debtor his
heir.
Never take a wife till thou hast a house
to put her in.
Hunger never saw bad bread.
Great talkers little doers.
A rich rogue is like a fat hog,
Who never does good till as dead as a
dog

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1863-03-01 · Hartford

Eagle towards Heaven.

The Heart of a Fool is in
his Mouth; but the Mouth
of a wise man is in his
Heart.—Sirach.

Nothing is more precious
than Time, yet nothing is
less esteemed of.—Bern.

Blessed are the pure in
Heart, for they shall see
God.

At the Name of JESUS
every Knee shall bow.

Is it fit to say to a King,
Thou art wicked? And to
Princes, Ye are ungodly ?

A GUIDE FOR THE CHILD AND YOUTH—1782. 207

The Childs Guide.
L.

The Lyon bold,
The Lamb doth hold

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THE LITERARY EXAMINER.

From Examiner

1864-06-18 · London, England

[This text is not available under an open license.]


1864-06-18 · London, England

She that will eat her breakfast in her bed,

And apend the morn in dreaaiag of her head,

And ait at dinner like a maiden bride,

And talk of nothing all day but of pride,

God in Hia mercy may do much to aare her,

I But what a caae ia be in that ahall hara her I

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1865-12-16 · New York

My love and I for kisses played ;
She would keep stakes, I was content ;
But when I won she would be paid.
This made me ask her what she meant.
“Nay, since I see,” quoth she, “ you wrangle in vain,
Take your own kisses, give me mine again.”

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1866-04-01 · New York

pact, and when its character, as such,
is destroyed, the whole thing, body
and soul, has perished together. What-
ever new government we may have, it
will not be the Union.

' A DOMESTIC EPIGRAM.

My love and I for kisses played,
She would keep stakes—I was content
But when I won, she would be paid—
I, angry, asked her what she meant?
«Nay, since,” quoth she, ‘you wrangle thus in vain,
Give mo my kisses back—take yours again.

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1870-03-31 · Staunton, Va.

are famine and disgrace.
Kings and bears often worry their keep­
ers.
He’s a fool who makes bis doctor bis heir.
Ne’er take a wife till thou hast a house to
put her iu.
Love well, whip well.
Hunger never saw bad bread.
Great talkers, little doers.
A rich rogue is like a fat hog,
Who never does good till as dead as a log

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1870-03-31 · Staunton, Va.

Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.
The poor have little—beggars none,
The rich too much—enough not one.

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From Illustrated Sydney News and New South Wales Agriculturalist and Grazier (NSW : 1872 - 1881)

this, through twelve bright signs Apollo
guides Tho year, a dearth in several
climes divides. Five girdles bind the
skies : the torrid zone 'Glows with the
passing and ropassing sun ; For on the
right and left, th' extremes of heav'n '
To frosts ¡iud snows and bitter blasts
are giv'n ; Betwixt thc midst and these,
the gods assign'd Two habitable seats
for human kind ; And 'cross their limits
cut a sloping way, 'Which the twelve
signs in beauteous order sway. Tw


From Illustrated Sydney News and New South Wales Agriculturalist and Grazier (NSW : 1872 - 1881)

G B O ' E. G I C S. BOOK i.-continued.
Now sing we stormy stars, when Autumn
weighs The year, and adds to nights, and
shortens days, And suns declining shine
with feeble rays ; What cares must then
attend the willing swain : Or when the
low'ring spring, with lavisli rain,
Beats down the slender stem and bearded
grain, While yet the head is green, or,
lightly swell'd With milky moisture,
overlooks the field. Ev'n when the
iarrner, now secure of fear, Bends in
the swains to spoil the fiuish'd year,
Ev'n while the reaper fills his greedy
hands, And binds the golden sheaves in
brittle bauds, Oft have I seen a sudden
storm arise, From all the warring winds
that sweep the skies : The heavy harvest
from the root is tom, And, whirl'd


From Illustrated Sydney News and New South Wales Agriculturalist and Grazier (NSW : 1872 - 1881)

And such a winter wears the face of
heav'n : And oft whole sheets descend of
sluicy rain, Suck'd by the spongy clouds
from off the main : The lofty skies at
once came pouring down, The promis'd
crop and golden labours drown. The dike


From Illustrated Sydney News and New South Wales Agriculturalist and Grazier (NSW : 1872 - 1881)

lambs rejoice Observe the daily circle
of the sun, And the short year of each
revolving moon ; By them thou shalt
foresee the following day ; Nor shall a
starry night thy hopes betray. When
first the moon appears, if then she
shrouds Her silver crescent tipp'd with
sable clouds, Conclude she bodes a
tempest on the main, And brews for
fields impetuous floods of rain. Or, if
her face with fiery flushing glow


1873-08-01 · New York

ing lines :

My love and I for kisses play’d,
She would keep stakes, | was content;
But when [ wor she would be paid;
This made me ask her what she meant.
Nay, since I see (quoth she) you wrangle in
vain

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Kissing

From Daily evening bulletin.

[This text is not available under an open license.]


1874-03-27 · Jefferson City, Mo.

several channels,) to have those with whom we
can share our joys, (and joy, l.ke light, by com­
municating grows greater, and becomes bright­
er.) This is a happiness which a forlorn Indi­
vidual must bo in a great measure a stranger to,
who stands single in life, without any support
to lean upon.
Ho is the best physician who knows the
worthlessncss of most medicines.
Corn 40 cents per bushel in Saline coun­
ty.Distrust and caution are the parents of secu­
rity.The heart of a fool Is in his mouth, but the
mouth of a wise man is in his heart.
J. A. HENRY,
DEALER IN
LIVE STOC

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From The Andrew County Republican.

1874-04-17 · Savannah, Mo.

young friend, cautioned him in this
wise: "Ne'er take a wife till thou hast
a house (and a fire) to put her in."
A Gentleman seeing an Irishman
fencing in a very barren and desolat


1874-04-24 · Paw Paw, Mich.

An old bachelor, in counseling a
young friend, cautioned him in this
wise : 44 Ne'er take a wife till thou hast
a house (and a fire) to put her in.

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An old bachelor, in counseling a
young friend, cautioned him in this
wise : " Ne'er take a wife till thou hast
a house (and a fire) to put her in."
A gentleman seeing an Irishman
fencing in a very barren and desolat

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From Williamstown Chronicle (Vic. : 1856 - 1954)

young friend, cautioned him in this
wise: "Ie'er take a wife till thou hast
a house (and a fire) to put her in." `


1876-06-01 · London, England

day :

‘KISSBS,
My love and I for kisses played—
She would keep stakes, I was content ;
But when I won, she would be paid—
This made me ask her what she meant,
Quoth she, ‘‘Since you are in this wrang-
ling vein,
Here, take your kisses; give me mine
again.”

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From The Ottawa free trader.

1880-06-26 · Ottawa, Ill.

My love and I for kisses played;
She would keep stakes- I was content,
But when I won she would be paid,
This made me ask her what she meant.
"Pray, since I see," quoth she, "your wrangling
vein,
Take your own kisses; give me mine again.


From Burlington weekly free press.

1880-08-27 · Burlington, Vt.

ISEs.
ty love and I for kisacs played
She would keep stakes--I was conit;
But when I won she would be paid:
This made me ask her what she meant.
Pray, since I see, quoth she, "you


From Memphis daily appeal.

1881-07-31 · Memphis, Tenn.

Virgil, it would appear from the follow­
ing, got his weather forecasts from the
"phases" of the moon:
When first the moon appears, if then she shrouds
Her silver crescent tipped with sable clouds,
Conclude she bodes a tempest on the main,
And brews for fields impetuous floods of rain


1881-09-01 · New York

‘When first the moon appears, if then she shrouds
Her silver crescent tipp’d with sable clouds,
Conclude she bodes a tempest on the main,

And brews for fields impetuous floods of rain ;

Or if her face with fiery flushing glow,

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1883-11-01 · Meadville

‘Love well, whip well.”” ‘‘ The proof of gold is fire ; the proof
of woman, gold; the proof of man, a woman.” ‘“ There is n

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1883-11-02 · Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]

When first the moon appear*, if then the shrouds
Her silver crescent tipped with sable olouds,
Conclude she bodes a tempest on the main,
And brews for fields impetuous floods of rain,
Or if her face with fiery flushings glow

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Pleasant and Smiling

From The Congregationalist.

1886-06-17 · Boston, Mass.

[This text is not available under an open license.]


Poor Richard

From St. Louis globe-Democrat.

1886-10-03 · St. Louis [Mo.]

[This text is not available under an open license.]


Poor Richard

From St. Louis globe-Democrat.

1886-10-03 · St. Louis [Mo.]

[This text is not available under an open license.]


Poor Richard

From St. Louis globe-Democrat.

1886-10-03 · St. Louis [Mo.]

[This text is not available under an open license.]


1890-07-19 · Boston [Mass.]

The poor have little; beggars none; the
rich too much—enough not one. All appre

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ON A PROUD MAID.
She that will eat her breakfast in her bed,
And spend the morn in dressing of her head,
And sit at dinner like a maiden-bride,
And talk of nothing all day but of pride,
God in his mercy may do much to save her,
But what a case is he in that must have her !

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1891-12-01 · New York

boys.” ‘The plain truth of the matter
is, lam excessive poor, and my wife, good
woman, is, I tell her, excessive proud.
She cannot bear, she says, to sit spinning
in her shift of tow while Ido nothing but
gaze at the stars, and has threatened more
than once to burn all my books and rat-
tling-traps (as she calls my instruments)
if I do not make some profitable use of
them for the good of my family.”

There were no bands or lawn sleeves,
no suspicion of mitre or crozier, in sucha
preacher. But he was not for that rea-
son a ranter or a harlequin. The se

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The Curiosity Shop

From The Atchison daily globe.

1892-03-25 · Atchison, Kan.

[This text is not available under an open license.]


1892-04-07 · Rock Island, Ill.

When firs-, the moon appears, if then she
shrou is
Her silver crescent, tipped with sable HnnrU

Conclude me bodes a tempest on the main.
And brews for fields impetuous floods of rain.

For gen. -rations, as today, a red skv f

tells fine veather; a yellow sky changing
into green means rain, or rain and wind:

on the other band, when the red rays ap-

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1892-08-28 · New-York [N.Y.]

When first the moon appears, if then she shrouds

Her silver crescent, tipped with sable clouds,

Conclude she bodes a tempest on the main,

And brews for fields impetuous floods of rain,

Or, if her face with fiery flushings glow,

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1892-09-03 · Savannah, Ga.

When fl-st the moon appears, If then she
shrouds
Her sllvor crescent, tipped with sable clouds,
Conclude she bodes a tempest on the main,
And brews for fields impetuous floods of rain,
Or, if her face with fiery flushings glow

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1892-09-21 · Watertown, Wis.

It. is also said of the moon that “if the
new moon appears with the points of the
crescent turned up, the month will be
dry. If the points are turned down, it
will he wet.”
One weather poet puts the case of the
moon thus:
When first the moon appears, It then she
shrouds
Her silver crescent, tipped with sable clouds,
Conclude she bodes a tempest on the main,
And brews for fields impetuous floods of rain,
Or, if her face with fiery flushings glow

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1892-09-22 · Eagle River, Wis.

It is also said of the moon that ‘‘if the
new moon appears with the points of the
crescent turned up, the month will be
dry. If the points are turned down, it
will be wet.”’
Orne weather poet puts the case of the
moon thus:
When first the moon appears, if then she
shrouds
Her silver crescent, tipped with sable clouds,
Conclude she bodes a tempest on the main,
And brews for fields impetuous floods of rain,
Or, if her face with fiery flushings glow

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1892-11-16 · Jersey City [N.J.]

gambol
near the surface of ponds and streams,
then look out for rain.
If porpoises and whales sport about
ships, a hurricane.
The moon, ot coarse, is the subject of
many of the best weather predictions.
Great confidence is placed in the old prog­
nostic:—
I saw tlio new moon late yestreen
WT the old moou in her arm,
And if wb'ru going to sea, master,
1 fear we'll come to harm.
It is also said of the moon that “If the
new moou appears with the points of the
crescent turned up. the mouth will he dry.
If the points are turned down it will he
wet.”
One weather poet puts the case of the
moon thus:—
When first the moon appears, if then she
shrouds
Her silver crescent, tipped with sable clouds,
Cenclude she bodes a tempest on the main,
Aud brews for fields impetuous floods of rain,
Or, if her face with fiery flushings glow

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WEATHER WISDOM.

From Hampshire/Portsmouth Telegraph

1893-05-27 · Portsmouth, England

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From The Hay Standard and Advertiser for Balranald, Wentworth, Maude...(Hay, NSW : 1871 - 1873; 1880 - 1881; 1890 - 1900)

1893-09-27 · Hay, New South Wales

tbo case of the moon thus : When first
the moon appears, if then she shrouds,
Her silver crescent, tipped with sable
clouds, Concludes she bodes a tempest cn
tbe main, And brews for fields impetuous
floods cf rain, Or, if ber face wit


1894-03-01 · Meadville

‘But this obstacle issoon tobe removed. He
dies by my calculation, made at his request, on
Oct. 17, 1733.””

The astonished Mr. Leeds protested ve

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1894-11-10 · New York

‘*(I am far from speaking of it with Pleasure) is soon to be re-
moved, since inexorabie Death, who was never known to respect
Merit, has already prepared the mortal Dart; the fatal Sister
has already erytended her destroying Shears, and that ingenious
Man must soon be taken from us.” He proceeds to give a precis

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1895-01-15 · Chicago

culations *‘Inexorable Death, who was never known to
respect merit, has already prepared the mortal Dart, and
that ingenious Man must soon be taken from us."’ But
Leeds, instead of dying, issued a fresh almanack for 1734
“to publish the Folly and Ignorance of this presumptuous
Author.”” ‘Another gross Falsehood,’ he went on to say,
was “‘that by my own calculations

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1895-02-01 · Chicago, Illinois

Couvteons Reader, )
i Might tn this place attempt to gain thy Favour,
by declaring that I write Almanacks with no
other View than that of the publick Good, but in
this I fhould nor be fincere; and Men are now a-
days too wife to be deceiv’d by Pretences how fpe-
cious foever The plain Tiuth of the Matter ts, [
am exceflive poor, and my Wife, good Woman,
is, I tell her, exceflive proud , fhe cannot bear, fhe
fays, to fit {pinning in her Shift of Tow, while I
do nothing bur gaze at the Stars , and has threatned
more than once to burn all my Books and Rattling-
Traps (as fhe calls my Inftruments) if Ido not
make fome profitable Ufe of them tor the Good of
my Family The Printer has offer’d me fome con-
fiderable are of the Profits, and I have thus be-
gun ro comply with my Dame's Defire.

Indeed this Motive would have had Force enough
to have made me publifh an Almanack many Years
fince, had it not been overpowered by my Regard
for my good Friend and Fellow Student Mr. Titra
Leeds, whote Intereft I was extreamly unwilling to
hurt : Bur this Obftacle (I am far from {peaking it
with Pleafure) 1s foon to be removed, fince inexo-
rable Death, who was never known to refpe& Me-
1it, has already prepared the mortal Dart, the fa-
tal Sifter has already extended her a Shears,
and that ingenious Man mutt foon be taken from us.
He dies, by my Calculation made at his Requett,
on Of 17. 1733. 3h. 29m. P &. at the very in-
Gant of the ¢ of Gand § : By his own Calcula-
tion he will furvive till the 26th of the fame Month.
This {mall Difference between us we have difputed
whenever we have met thefe 9 Years paft; but at
length he is inclinable to agree with my Judgment: ,
Which of usis moftexa&, a little Time will now |
determine. As therefore thefe Provinces may not
longer expeét to fee any of his Performances after
this Year, Ithink my felf free to take up the Task,
and requeft a fhare of the publick Encouragement ;

which I am the more apt to hope for on this Ac-;
cous |

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1895-02-01 · Chicago, Illinois

| XII Mon. February hath xxviii days, —

N. N. of B---s County, pray don’t be angry with
oor Richard.
Each Age of Men new Falbions doth invent ,
Things which are old, young Men do not efteem :
What pleas'd our Fathers, doth not us content ,
What flourifo'd then, we out of fafoion deem :
And that's the veafon, as I underftand,
Why Prodigus did fell bis Father's Lan

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1895-05-03 · Los Angeles [Calif.]

Angeles May 2d. [Note-Barometer
reduced to sea level.]

:00 a. m.
:00 p. rn, i

. Ther. RH'm W'rl
0 54 1 !>7 W

'el

4 Rain

Maximum temperature, 85.
Minimum temperature, j.i
Ra nrall past '24 hours, .12,
Kainfall for season, lo 01
Indications tor Southern California
San Francisco. May 2.— For Southern Cali­
fornia: Fair, except showers tonight in the
elevated sections of west portion: slightly
wamier in the interior oi south portion Friday :
iresh westerly winds.

POOR RICHARD'S DAILY SERMON

FRIDAY—To lengthen thy life lessen thy
meals.
Take counsel in wine, but resolve afterwards
in water.
Many estates are spent in the gettng,
Since women for tea forsook spinning and
knitting,

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Wise Ben Franklin

From The daily inter ocean.

1895-10-20 · Chicago, Ill.

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Wise Ben Franklin

From The daily inter ocean.

1895-10-20 · Chicago, Ill.

[This text is not available under an open license.]


1896-09-01 · New York

he begins his Poor Richard of 1733:

Courteous Reader, I might in this place at-
tempt to gain thy favour by declaring that I write
Almanacks with no other view than that of the
publick good, but in this I should not be sincere ;
and men are now-a-days too wise to be deceiv'd
by pretences, how specious soever. The plain
truth of the matter is, I am excessive poor, and
my wife, good woman, is, I tell her, excessive
proud ; she can not bear, she says, to sit spin-
ning in her shift of tow, while I do nothing but
gaze at the stars; and has threatened more than
once to burn all my books and rattling-traps (as
she calls my instruments), if I do not make some
profitable use of them for the good of my family.
The printer has offer’d me some considerable

share of the profits, and I have thus began to
comply with my dame’s desire.

  • The text is from Mr. Paul Leicester Ford'
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1896-09-01 · New York

** Indeed, this motive would have had force
enough to have made me publish an Aimanack
many years since, had it not been overpowered by
my regard for my good friend and fellow-student,
Mr. 7%/an Leeds, whose interest I was extreamly
unwilling to hurt. But this obstacle (I am far from
speaking it with pleasure) is soon to be removed,
since inexorable death, who was never known to
respect merit, has already prepared the mortal dart,
the fatal sister has already extended her destroy-
ing shears, and that ingenious man must soon be
taken from us. He dies, by my calculation, made
at his request, on Oct. 17, 1733, 3 ho. 29 m., P.M.,
at the very instant of the 6 of © and %. By his
own calculation he wil! survive till the 26th of the
same month. This small difference between us
we have disputed whenever we have met these
nine years past ; but at length he is inclinable to
agree with my judgment. Which of us is most
exact, a little time will now determine. As, there-
fore, these Provinces may not longer expect to
see any of his performances after this year, I
think myself free to take up my task, and request
a share of publick encouragement, which I am
the more apt to hope for on this account, that the
buyer of my Almanack may consider himself not
only as purchasing an useful utensil, but as per-
forming an act of charity to his poor

‘* Friend and servant, ‘
** R. SAUNDERS.”

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Never spare the Parson's wine, nor the
Baker's pudding.

Visits should be short like a winter's
day.

Lest you're tou
away.

troublesome, hasten

A House without woman and firelight,
is like a body without soul or sprite.
Bears often their

Kings and

keepers.

worry

Light Purse —Heavy Heart.

He’s a fool that makes his Doctor his
Heir.

Ne’er take a wife, till thou hast a house
(and a fire) to put her in.

He's gone and forgot nothing but to say
Farewell to his creditors.

Love well, whip well.

Let my respected friend J. G.
Accept this humble verse from me: viz:—

Ingenious, learned, envy'd Youth,
Go on as thou’st began ;

Even thy Enemies take pride
That thou'rt their Countryman.

Hunger never saw bad bread.
Great Talkers—little Doers.

A rich Rogue is like a fat hog, who
never does good till as dead as a log.

Relation without friendship, friendship
without power, power without will, will
without effect, effect without profit, and
profit without virtue, are not worth a far-
thing.

The favor of the Great is in the in-

heritance.

  • Copy in library of editor,

Beware of the Young Doctor and the
old Barber.

He has chang’d his one ey'd horse for a
blind one.

The poor have little, beggars none, the
rich too much, exough not one.

After three days men grow weary, of a
wench, a guest, and weary rain.

To lengthen thy days,lighten thy meals.

The proof of Gold is Fire, the proof of
woman gold, proof of man, a woman.

After feasts made, the waker scratches
his head.

Many Estates spent in the getting, since
woman for tea forsook spinning and knit-

ting.

He that lies down with Dogs, shall rise
up with fleas.

A fat kitchen, a lean will.

Distrust and caution are the parents of
Security.

Tongue double, brings trouble.

Take counsel

in wine, but resolve

afterwards in water,
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Great famine when wolves eat wolves.
A good wife lost, is God's gift lost

A taught horse, and a woman to teach,
and teacher practicing what they preach.

He is il] cloth'd who is bare cf Virtue.
Men and Melons, are to know.

He's the best physician that knows the
worthlessness of the most medicines.

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A fine genius in his own Country, is like
gold in the mine.

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He that lives Carnally, won't live eter-
nally.

God works wonders now and then; Be- |

hold a Lawyer an honest Man!

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1897-09-01 · New York

She that will eat her breakfast in bed,

And spend the morning in dressing her head;

And sit at dinner like a maiden bride,

And nothing do all day but talk of pride;

Jove, of his mercy, may do much to save her,

But whata case is he in that shall have her

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1897-10-03 · Los Angeles [Calif.]

e Incorporated society ot.musicians
of Great Britain have pledged them­
selves to establish an orphanage for the
children of musicians needing help, irt

commemoration of the sixtieth year of
the queen's reign.

Composers, as a rule, have been re­
markably long lived. Handel was 74
years of age when he died; Laiiande was
70; Bach was 85 years; Scarlatti was 66;
Haydn was 77; Palestnlna, 70; Spohr, 75,
Marcello, 53; Gluck, 73; Paislllo, 76: Ros­
sini, 78; Plcclnl, It; Cherublnl, 82; Beeth­
oven, 67; Meyerbeer, 70. ,

LOS ANGELES HERALDi SUNDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 3, (897

(Edited by Enoch Knight.)
She that will eat her breakfast In bed,
And spend the morning In dressing her
head;
And sit at dinner like a maiden bride,
And do nothing all day but talk of pride;
Jove, of his mercy, may do much) to save
her,
But what a case is he in that shall have her

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the crowd. But those tears
were net for baby.
Relation without friend­
ship, friendship withoutnow-
er, power without will, will
without effect, enect without
profit, and profit without
virtue, are not worth a lart

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1898-01-16 · [Los Angeles, Calif.]

‘‘Time was my spouse, and I could not agree,

‘e are one
Was the chie* arzument we stood unon;

She held they both one woman should become,

T held they shou'd be man ani both but one.
Thus we both contended daily, but the strife
Could not be ended till both were one

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1898-04-10 · [Los Angeles, Calif.]

‘The poor have little, beggars none,
The rich too much—enough not one.’

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1898-10-15 · New-York [N.Y.]

laden with this ancient wealth. The follow-
ing specimens of its contents will, we are
sure, interest our readers—those who once
knew their Franklin well—and the others
likewise.

‘Visits should be short, like a Winter's day.
Lest you're too troublesome hasten away.
He’s a fool that makes his doctor his neir.
Beware of the young doctor and the old

barber.

The poor have little, beggars none, the

rich too much, enough not one.

After three days men grow weary of a
wench, a guest, and weather rainy.

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

The proof of gold is fire, the proof of wo-
man, gold; the proof of man, a woman.

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1898-10-15 · New-York [N.Y.]

Men and melons are hard to know.

The heart of the fool is in his mouth, but
the mouth of the wise man is in his heart.

He’s the best physician that knows the
worthlessness of the most medicines.

Beware of meat twice boil’d, and an old
foe reconcil’d.

A fine genius in his own country
gold in the mine.

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Tux old man has given all to his son; O fool! to undress

thyself before thou art going to bed._-Poor Richard’s Almanack.

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1898-12-01 · New York

neglect is to be found in his declaration that
“There are more old drunkards, than old
doctors.” “He ’s the best physician that
knows the worthlessness of the most medi-
cines,” asserted Poor Richard, for “Many
Dishes, many diseases; many medicines

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1898-12-23 · Ardmore, Okla.

his heart.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy
meals.
The proof of gold is fire, the proof of
woman, gold; the proof of man, a
woman.
He's the best physician that knows
the worthlessness of most medicines.
Beware of meat twice boiled, and an
old foe reconciled.
A fine genius in his own country is
like gold in the mine.

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1899-02-02 · Boston, Mass.

A house without woman and firelight is
like a body without soul or sprite.—Benjamin
Franklin

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A fine genius iu his own country is
like gold iu the mine.
The poor have little, beggars none,
the rich too much, enough not one.

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Eat to live, and not live to eat.
Fools make feasts, and wi9e men
eat them.
Beware of the young doctor and the
old barber.
He has chang'd his one ey'd horse
for a blind one.
The proof of gold is Are; the proof
of woman, gold: the proof of man, a
woman

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1899-07-01 · New York

that “The proof of gold is fire: the proof of
woman, gold: the proof of man, a woman.

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