chillguy.c

#include "postgres.h"
#include "fmgr.h"
#include "utils/builtins.h"

PG_MODULE_MAGIC;

PG_FUNCTION_INFO_V1(chillguy);

Datum
chillguy(PG_FUNCTION_ARGS)
{
        // Correctly convert string to PostgreSQL text type
        PG_RETURN_TEXT_P(cstring_to_text(".      .                    .             .     .  ..              .                        .\n"
                "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-:...:..:++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-@=@ @-@.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=-...-.@.+:*.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=-.  .::..#@@*.@.@@.=++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=. .    #@@@@*@@@.@@@@.:@:=++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++: @@@@@@=..:-:: @.+*@.:--#:++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.#@@@@@@@.+++++::.-..:++:@ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.%@@@@@@@.++++++++++++==.@ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.:@@@@@@@.+++++++++=-+*+.@ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++= .@@@@@*.+++++=:...@=*+-@.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=.  @%..---:++=@@@*+==:-::++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++:  .-=.@:::::%@.::=@@@=-=++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                ".++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- @:@@@@%@@@@@.  @@=++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++:@@ .         @@. %-:+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++. @ .:=======.=%-- @.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++:@@   . .     @ = .@.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-.@@@@@@@@@@@@@  .@:-+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-.% .@@@+==.  @@+@:++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++:@  .  % :::::.=@:++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--@.%-.@....:-.#@-++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++:@.--.:% #=.  #=:++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=:+   . @.@@@@@@@:++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-+@@@@@@: -     +%.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++:@    @###@@@@@%##-++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++:@@#+..%@     @#@--++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                "+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=-=+##+::@@@@+@+.:=++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\n"
                ".                     .           .         .           .  .                                      \n"
        ));
}