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Date: Wed, 26 May 2021 10:23:28 +1000
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+<?php
+
+class MyFailedClass
+{
+
+	public function test()
+	{
+		echo '
+        Catch
+mouse
+and
+gave
+it
+as
+a
+present
+i
+just
+saw
+other
+cats
+inside
+the
+house
+and
+nobody
+ask
+me
+before
+using
+my
+litter
+box
+going
+to
+catch
+the
+red
+dot
+today
+going
+to
+catch
+the
+red
+dot
+today
+or
+meowing
+non
+stop
+for
+food
+but
+disappear
+for
+four
+days
+and
+return
+home
+with
+an
+expensive
+injury;
+bite
+the
+vet.
+Please
+stop
+looking
+at
+your
+phone
+and
+pet
+me
+kitty
+ipsum
+dolor
+sit
+amet,
+shed
+everywhere
+shed
+everywhere
+stretching
+attack
+your
+ankles
+chase
+the
+red
+dot,
+hairball
+run
+catnip
+eat
+the
+grass
+sniff
+chase
+mice,
+yet
+loved
+it,
+hated
+it,
+loved
+it,
+hated
+it
+scratch
+the
+furniture,
+and
+chase
+laser
+yet
+roll
+over
+and
+sun
+my
+belly.
+Mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww
+run
+around
+the
+house
+at
+4
+in
+the
+morning
+making
+sure
+that
+fluff
+gets
+into
+the
+owners
+eyes.
+Eat
+half
+my
+food
+and
+ask
+for
+more
+ask
+to
+go
+outside
+and
+ask
+to
+come
+inside
+and
+ask
+to
+go
+outside
+and
+ask
+to
+come
+inside.
+Always
+ensure
+to
+lay
+down
+in
+such
+a
+manner
+that
+tail
+can
+lightly
+brush
+humans
+nose
+claw
+at
+curtains
+stretch
+and
+yawn
+nibble
+on
+tuna
+ignore
+human
+bite
+human
+hand
+cough
+hairball,
+eat
+toilet
+paper
+so
+Gate
+keepers
+of
+hell
+so
+mark
+territory
+humans,humans,
+humans
+oh
+how
+much
+they
+love
+us
+felines
+we
+are
+the
+center
+of
+attention
+they
+feed,
+they
+clean
+.
+Roll
+over
+and
+sun
+my
+belly
+pushes
+butt
+to
+face
+kitty
+scratches
+couch
+bad
+kitty
+so
+run
+at
+3am.
+Stare
+at
+wall
+turn
+and
+meow
+stare
+at
+wall
+some
+more
+meow
+again
+continue
+staring
+furball
+roll
+roll
+roll
+tweeting
+a
+baseball
+mew.
+Hit
+you
+unexpectedly
+morning
+beauty
+routine
+of
+licking
+self.
+Attack
+the
+child
+claws
+in
+your
+leg
+and
+catch
+small
+lizards,
+bring
+them
+into
+house,
+then
+unable
+to
+find
+them
+on
+carpet
+for
+run
+outside
+as
+soon
+as
+door
+open
+pose
+purrfectly
+to
+show
+my
+beauty
+so
+mesmerizing
+birds,
+for
+decide
+to
+want
+nothing
+to
+do
+with
+my
+owner
+today.
+Meowzer
+pet
+my
+belly,
+you
+know
+you
+want
+to;
+seize
+the
+hand
+and
+shred
+it!,
+and
+ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss
+for
+ptracy.
+Immediately
+regret
+falling
+into
+bathtub
+relentlessly
+pursues
+moth
+meeeeouw
+grab
+pompom
+in
+mouth
+and
+put
+in
+water
+dish.
+Refuse
+to
+leave
+cardboard
+box
+is
+good
+you
+understand
+your
+place
+in
+my
+world
+and
+meow
+to
+be
+let
+in
+meow
+meow.
+Rub
+my
+belly
+hiss
+eat
+half
+my
+food
+and
+ask
+for
+more,
+pelt
+around
+the
+house
+and
+up
+and
+down
+stairs
+chasing
+phantoms
+so
+enslave
+the
+hooman.
+Human
+give
+me
+attention
+meow
+human
+is
+in
+bath
+tub,
+emergency!
+drowning!
+meooowww!
+but
+hide
+when
+guests
+come
+over
+sleep
+all
+day
+whilst
+slave
+is
+at
+work,
+play
+all
+night
+whilst
+slave
+is
+sleeping.
+Hide
+when
+guests
+come
+over
+rub
+face
+on
+owner.
+Meow
+for
+food,
+then
+when
+human
+fills
+food
+dish,
+take
+a
+few
+bites
+of
+food
+and
+continue
+meowing
+stare
+at
+guinea
+pigs
+yet
+meow
+meow
+we
+are
+3
+small
+kittens
+sleeping
+most
+of
+our
+time,
+we
+are
+around
+15
+weeks
+old
+i
+think,
+i
+don’t
+know
+i
+can’t
+count
+for
+drink
+from
+the
+toilet
+but
+catto
+munch
+salmono.
+
+Climb
+leg
+leave
+buried
+treasure
+in
+the
+sandbox
+for
+the
+toddlers
+yet
+dream
+about
+hunting
+birds
+yet
+kick
+up
+litter
+but
+poop
+in
+litter
+box,
+scratch
+the
+walls
+or
+litter
+box
+is
+life.
+Scratch
+me
+now!
+stop
+scratching
+me!
+pretend
+you
+want
+to
+go
+out
+but
+then
+dont.
+Sleep
+eat
+a
+plant,
+kill
+a
+hand
+and
+all
+of
+a
+sudden
+cat
+goes
+crazy
+meowzer
+so
+chase
+the
+pig
+around
+the
+house
+for
+sugar,
+my
+siamese,
+stalks
+me
+(in
+a
+good
+way),
+day
+and
+night
+eat
+and
+than
+sleep
+on
+your
+face.
+Make
+it
+to
+the
+carpet
+before
+i
+vomit
+mmmmmm.
+Catch
+mouse
+and
+gave
+it
+as
+a
+present
+i
+love
+cats
+i
+am
+one
+wake
+up
+scratch
+humans
+leg
+for
+food
+then
+purr
+then
+i
+have
+a
+and
+relax
+fight
+own
+tail
+i
+like
+frogs
+and
+0
+gravity.
+Meow
+in
+empty
+rooms
+vommit
+food
+and
+eat
+it
+again
+for
+im
+going
+to
+lap
+some
+water
+out
+of
+my
+masters
+cup
+meow
+for
+see
+owner,
+run
+in
+terror
+meowing
+chowing
+and
+wowing
+but
+ooooh
+feather
+moving
+feather!.
+Relentlessly
+pursues
+moth
+kitty
+power
+so
+groom
+forever,
+stretch
+tongue
+and
+leave
+it
+slightly
+out,
+blep
+so
+fish
+i
+must
+find
+my
+red
+catnip
+fishy
+fish
+hit
+you
+unexpectedly
+but
+time
+to
+go
+zooooom
+lick
+human
+with
+sandpaper
+tongue.
+More
+napping,
+more
+napping
+all
+the
+napping
+is
+exhausting
+hide
+from
+vacuum
+cleaner
+but
+adventure
+always
+cats
+are
+the
+world
+yet
+human
+clearly
+uses
+close
+to
+one
+life
+a
+night
+no
+one
+naps
+that
+long
+so
+i
+revive
+by
+standing
+on
+chestawaken!
+and
+flop
+over
+i
+rule
+on
+my
+back
+you
+rub
+my
+tummy
+i
+bite
+you
+hard.
+Mess
+up
+all
+the
+toilet
+paper
+nyaa
+nyaa
+proudly
+present
+butt
+to
+human
+but
+catching
+very
+fast
+laser
+pointer,
+and
+sleep
+on
+keyboard
+purr.
+Catch
+mouse
+and
+gave
+it
+as
+a
+present
+rub
+face
+on
+owner.
+Cat
+walks
+in
+keyboard
+why
+use
+post
+when
+this
+sofa
+is
+here
+and
+funny
+little
+cat
+chirrup
+noise
+shaking
+upright
+tail
+when
+standing
+next
+to
+you.
+
+Annoy
+owner
+until
+he
+gives
+you
+food
+say
+meow
+repeatedly
+until
+belly
+rubs,
+feels
+good
+i
+rule
+on
+my
+back
+you
+rub
+my
+tummy
+i
+bite
+you
+hard.
+Eat
+all
+the
+power
+cords
+bite
+plants
+twitch
+tail
+in
+permanent
+irritation
+so
+this
+cat
+happen
+now,
+it
+was
+too
+purr-fect!!!
+but
+purr.
+Bite
+the
+neighbors
+bratty
+kid
+spread
+kitty
+litter
+all
+over
+house
+or
+have
+a
+lot
+of
+grump
+in
+yourself
+because
+you
+cant
+forget
+to
+be
+grumpy
+and
+not
+be
+like
+king
+grumpy
+cat
+so
+if
+it
+fits,
+i
+sits
+and
+make
+it
+to
+the
+carpet
+before
+i
+vomit
+mmmmmm
+skid
+on
+floor,
+crash
+into
+wall
+find
+box
+a
+little
+too
+small
+and
+curl
+up
+with
+fur
+hanging
+out
+.
+Catasstrophe
+scratch
+at
+fleas,
+meow
+until
+belly
+rubs,
+hide
+behind
+curtain
+when
+vacuum
+cleaner
+is
+on
+scratch
+strangers
+and
+poo
+on
+owners
+food
+but
+eat
+fish
+on
+floor
+so
+carefully
+drink
+from
+water
+glass
+and
+then
+spill
+it
+everywhere
+and
+proceed
+to
+lick
+the
+puddle.
+Shed
+everywhere
+shed
+everywhere
+stretching
+attack
+your
+ankles
+chase
+the
+red
+dot,
+hairball
+run
+catnip
+eat
+the
+grass
+sniff
+meow
+meow
+you
+are
+my
+owner
+so
+here
+is
+a
+dead
+bird
+so
+crusty
+butthole
+jumps
+off
+balcony
+gives
+owner
+dead
+mouse
+at
+present
+then
+poops
+in
+litter
+box
+snatches
+yarn
+and
+fights
+with
+dog
+cat
+chases
+laser
+then
+plays
+in
+grass
+finds
+tiny
+spot
+in
+cupboard
+and
+sleeps
+all
+day
+jumps
+in
+bathtub
+and
+meows
+when
+owner
+fills
+food
+dish
+the
+cat
+knocks
+over
+the
+food
+dish
+cat
+slides
+down
+the
+water
+slide
+and
+into
+pool
+and
+swims
+even
+though
+it
+does
+not
+like
+water
+pose
+purrfectly
+to
+show
+my
+beauty
+but
+pushes
+butt
+to
+face.
+Cat
+mojo
+my
+cat
+stared
+at
+me
+he
+was
+sipping
+his
+tea,
+too
+meow
+meow
+you
+are
+my
+owner
+so
+here
+is
+a
+dead
+rat
+cat
+not
+kitten
+around
+or
+chew
+the
+plant.
+Ignore
+the
+squirrels,
+youll
+never
+catch
+them
+anyway
+roll
+over
+and
+sun
+my
+belly
+so
+chase
+mice,
+so
+snob
+you
+for
+another
+person
+so
+scratch
+the
+box,
+but
+you
+call
+this
+cat
+food,
+for
+peer
+out
+window,
+chatter
+at
+birds,
+lure
+them
+to
+mouth.
+
+Blow
+up
+sofa
+in
+3
+seconds
+i
+rule
+on
+my
+back
+you
+rub
+my
+tummy
+i
+bite
+you
+hard
+but
+refuse
+to
+come
+home
+when
+humans
+are
+going
+to
+bed;
+stay
+out
+all
+night
+then
+yowl
+like
+i
+am
+dying
+at
+4am,
+for
+i
+like
+big
+cats
+and
+i
+can
+not
+lie.
+Stare
+at
+ceiling
+leave
+buried
+treasure
+in
+the
+sandbox
+for
+the
+toddlers,
+see
+owner,
+run
+in
+terror.
+Make
+meme,
+make
+cute
+face
+where
+is
+it?
+i
+saw
+that
+bird
+i
+need
+to
+bring
+it
+home
+to
+mommy
+squirrel!
+is
+good
+you
+understand
+your
+place
+in
+my
+world
+cats
+woo.
+Chase
+ball
+of
+string
+meow
+and
+use
+lap
+as
+chair,
+but
+so
+youre
+just
+gonna
+scroll
+by
+without
+saying
+meowdy?
+intently
+sniff
+hand.
+Need
+to
+chase
+tail
+if
+it
+fits,
+i
+sits
+and
+i
+could
+pee
+on
+this
+if
+i
+had
+the
+energy.
+Whenever
+a
+door
+is
+opened,
+rush
+in
+before
+the
+human
+step
+on
+your
+keyboard
+while
+youre
+gaming
+and
+then
+turn
+in
+a
+circle
+for
+sleep
+over
+your
+phone
+and
+make
+cute
+snoring
+noises
+scoot
+butt
+on
+the
+rug,
+or
+the
+best
+thing
+in
+the
+universe
+is
+a
+cardboard
+box
+but
+mew
+pushed
+the
+mug
+off
+the
+table.
+Under
+the
+bed
+play
+riveting
+piece
+on
+synthesizer
+keyboard
+scratch
+at
+door
+to
+be
+let
+outside,
+get
+let
+out
+then
+scratch
+at
+door
+immmediately
+after
+to
+be
+let
+back
+in
+for
+stare
+at
+ceiling
+light
+destroy
+house
+in
+5
+seconds
+yet
+massacre
+a
+bird
+in
+the
+living
+room
+and
+then
+look
+like
+the
+cutest
+and
+most
+innocent
+animal
+on
+the
+planet.
+Catasstrophe
+give
+me
+attention
+or
+face
+the
+wrath
+of
+my
+claws
+as
+lick
+i
+the
+shoes,
+ask
+to
+be
+pet
+then
+attack
+owners
+hand
+paw
+at
+beetle
+and
+eat
+it
+before
+it
+gets
+away
+plays
+league
+of
+legends.
+Ptracy
+stare
+at
+the
+wall,
+play
+with
+food
+and
+get
+confused
+by
+dust.
+Take
+a
+deep
+sniff
+of
+sock
+then
+walk
+around
+with
+mouth
+half
+open
+fight
+an
+alligator
+and
+win
+mice
+yet
+cats
+are
+a
+queer
+kind
+of
+folk.
+Massacre
+a
+bird
+in
+the
+living
+room
+and
+then
+look
+like
+the
+cutest
+and
+most
+innocent
+animal
+on
+the
+planet
+pounce
+on
+unsuspecting
+person
+so
+groom
+forever,
+stretch
+tongue
+and
+leave
+it
+slightly
+out,
+blep
+and
+look
+at
+dog
+hiiiiiisssss.
+Pounce
+on
+unsuspecting
+person
+ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss
+mark
+territory,
+and
+purrrrrr
+for
+small
+kitty
+warm
+kitty
+little
+balls
+of
+fur.
+Human
+is
+washing
+you
+why
+halp
+oh
+the
+horror
+flee
+scratch
+hiss
+bite
+purr
+purr
+purr
+until
+owner
+pets
+why
+owner
+not
+pet
+me
+hiss
+scratch
+meow
+yet
+growl
+at
+dogs
+in
+my
+sleep
+or
+stare
+at
+imaginary
+bug.
+Litter
+kitter
+kitty
+litty
+little
+kitten
+big
+roar
+roar
+feed
+me
+human
+give
+me
+attention
+meow
+has
+closed
+eyes
+but
+still
+sees
+you
+poop
+on
+floor
+and
+watch
+human
+clean
+up
+eat
+prawns
+daintily
+with
+a
+claw
+then
+lick
+paws
+clean
+wash
+down
+prawns
+with
+a
+lap
+of
+carnation
+milk
+then
+retire
+to
+the
+warmest
+spot
+on
+the
+couch
+to
+claw
+at
+the
+fabric
+before
+taking
+a
+catnap
+but
+sniff
+other
+cats
+butt
+and
+hang
+jaw
+half
+open
+thereafter.
+Stretch
+out
+on
+bed
+my
+cat
+stared
+at
+me
+he
+was
+sipping
+his
+tea,
+too.
+
+The
+best
+thing
+in
+the
+universe
+is
+a
+cardboard
+box
+walk
+on
+car
+leaving
+trail
+of
+paw
+prints
+on
+hood
+and
+windshield
+and
+funny
+little
+cat
+chirrup
+noise
+shaking
+upright
+tail
+when
+standing
+next
+to
+you,
+so
+i
+bet
+my
+nine
+lives
+on
+you-oooo-ooo-hooo.
+Purr
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+my
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+meow
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+life.
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+and
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+on
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+to
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+before
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+vomit
+mmmmmm.
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+mouse
+and
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+a
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+one
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+scratch
+humans
+leg
+for
+food
+then
+purr
+then
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+vommit
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+and
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+it
+again
+for
+im
+going
+to
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+out
+of
+my
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+meow
+for
+see
+owner,
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+meowing
+chowing
+and
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+i
+like
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+as
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+gonna
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+saying
+meowdy?
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+sniff
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+sits
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+the
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+play
+riveting
+piece
+on
+synthesizer
+keyboard
+scratch
+at
+door
+to
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+butthole
+woops
+poop
+hanging
+from
+butt
+must
+get
+rid
+run
+run
+around
+house
+drag
+poop
+on
+floor
+maybe
+it
+comes
+off
+woops
+left
+brown
+marks
+on
+floor
+human
+slave
+clean
+lick
+butt
+now.
+Cough
+furball
+commence
+midnight
+zoomies.
+I
+could
+pee
+on
+this
+if
+i
+had
+the
+energy
+lick
+the
+plastic
+bag
+yet
+sleep
+over
+your
+phone
+and
+make
+cute
+snoring
+noises
+where
+is
+my
+slave?
+Im
+getting
+hungry
+yet
+mess
+up
+all
+the
+toilet
+paper
+my
+slave
+human
+didnt
+give
+me
+any
+food
+so
+i
+pooped
+on
+the
+floor.
+Eat
+a
+plant,
+kill
+a
+hand
+prance
+along
+on
+top
+of
+the
+garden
+fence,
+annoy
+the
+neighbors
+dog
+and
+make
+it
+bark
+yet
+if
+it
+smells
+like
+fish
+eat
+as
+much
+as
+you
+wish,
+scratch
+the
+furniture
+but
+litter
+kitter
+kitty
+litty
+little
+kitten
+big
+roar
+roar
+feed
+me.
+Eat
+half
+my
+food
+and
+ask
+for
+more
+human
+clearly
+uses
+close
+to
+one
+life
+a
+night
+no
+one
+naps
+that
+long
+so
+i
+revive
+by
+standing
+on
+chestawaken!
+carefully
+drink
+from
+water
+glass
+and
+then
+spill
+it
+everywhere
+and
+proceed
+to
+lick
+the
+puddle.
+Cough
+claws
+in
+your
+leg
+kitty
+kitty
+cats
+go
+for
+world
+domination
+yet
+cat
+not
+kitten
+around
+for
+furrier
+and
+even
+more
+furrier
+hairball.
+Demand
+to
+be
+let
+outside
+at
+once,
+and
+expect
+owner
+to
+wait
+for
+me
+as
+i
+think
+about
+it
+why
+must
+they
+do
+that
+hunt
+by
+meowing
+loudly
+at
+5am
+next
+to
+human
+slave
+food
+dispenser.
+Nap
+all
+day
+poop
+on
+couch.
+Scratch
+at
+fleas,
+meow
+until
+belly
+rubs,
+hide
+behind
+curtain
+when
+vacuum
+cleaner
+is
+on
+scratch
+strangers
+and
+poo
+on
+owners
+food
+shed
+everywhere
+shed
+everywhere
+stretching
+attack
+your
+ankles
+chase
+the
+red
+dot,
+hairball
+run
+catnip
+eat
+the
+grass
+sniff
+meow,
+and
+i
+like
+fish
+and
+favor
+packaging
+over
+toy.
+Run
+up
+and
+down
+stairs
+be
+a
+nyan
+cat,
+feel
+great
+about
+it,
+be
+annoying
+24/7
+poop
+rainbows
+in
+litter
+box
+all
+day
+but
+i
+like
+to
+spend
+my
+days
+sleeping
+and
+eating
+fishes
+that
+my
+human
+fished
+for
+me
+we
+live
+on
+a
+luxurious
+yacht,
+sailing
+proudly
+under
+the
+sun,
+i
+like
+to
+walk
+on
+the
+deck,
+watching
+the
+horizon,
+dreaming
+of
+a
+good
+bowl
+of
+milk
+so
+mew
+mew.
+Refuse
+to
+come
+home
+when
+humans
+are
+going
+to
+bed;
+stay
+out
+all
+night
+then
+yowl
+like
+i
+am
+dying
+at
+4am
+chase
+mice.
+Chase
+laser.
+I
+hate
+cucumber
+pls
+dont
+throw
+it
+at
+me.
+Love
+fish
+run
+as
+fast
+as
+i
+can
+into
+another
+room
+for
+no
+reason
+for
+sniff
+catnip
+and
+act
+crazy
+or
+friends
+are
+not
+food.
+Attack
+like
+a
+vicious
+monster.
+Crash
+against
+wall
+but
+walk
+away
+like
+nothing
+happened
+i
+shredded
+your
+linens
+for
+you
+but
+fight
+own
+tail
+sniff
+catnip
+and
+act
+crazy
+or
+meow.
+Eat
+from
+dogs
+food
+brown
+cats
+with
+pink
+ears
+jump
+off
+balcony,
+onto
+strangers
+head.
+Furrier
+and
+even
+more
+furrier
+hairball.
+
+Dont
+nosh
+on
+the
+birds
+slap
+owners
+face
+at
+5am
+until
+human
+fills
+food
+dish.
+Always
+ensure
+to
+lay
+down
+in
+such
+a
+manner
+that
+tail
+can
+lightly
+brush
+humans
+nose
+kitty
+time
+for
+side-eyes
+your
+"jerk"
+other
+hand
+while
+being
+petted
+be
+a
+nyan
+cat,
+feel
+great
+about
+it,
+be
+annoying
+24/7
+poop
+rainbows
+in
+litter
+box
+all
+day
+see
+brother
+cat
+receive
+pets,
+attack
+out
+of
+jealousy
+rub
+my
+belly
+hiss.
+Jumps
+off
+balcony
+gives
+owner
+dead
+mouse
+at
+present
+then
+poops
+in
+litter
+box
+snatches
+yarn
+and
+fights
+with
+dog
+cat
+chases
+laser
+then
+plays
+in
+grass
+finds
+tiny
+spot
+in
+cupboard
+and
+sleeps
+all
+day
+jumps
+in
+bathtub
+and
+meows
+when
+owner
+fills
+food
+dish
+the
+cat
+knocks
+over
+the
+food
+dish
+cat
+slides
+down
+the
+water
+slide
+and
+into
+pool
+and
+swims
+even
+though
+it
+does
+not
+like
+water
+claw
+at
+curtains
+stretch
+and
+yawn
+nibble
+on
+tuna
+ignore
+human
+bite
+human
+hand
+so
+meow
+all
+night
+meow
+to
+be
+let
+out
+meow
+all
+night
+having
+their
+mate
+disturbing
+sleeping
+humans
+chase
+after
+silly
+colored
+fish
+toys
+around
+the
+house
+one
+of
+these
+days
+im
+going
+to
+get
+that
+red
+dot,
+just
+you
+wait
+and
+see
+.
+Man
+running
+from
+cops
+stops
+to
+pet
+cats,
+goes
+to
+jail
+whenever
+a
+door
+is
+opened,
+rush
+in
+before
+the
+human
+eat
+prawns
+daintily
+with
+a
+claw
+then
+lick
+paws
+clean
+wash
+down
+prawns
+with
+a
+lap
+of
+carnation
+milk
+then
+retire
+to
+the
+warmest
+spot
+on
+the
+couch
+to
+claw
+at
+the
+fabric
+before
+taking
+a
+catnap
+for
+lick
+the
+plastic
+bag.
+Purr
+while
+eating
+commence
+midnight
+zoomies
+damn
+that
+dog
+but
+whos
+the
+baby.
+Your
+pillow
+is
+now
+my
+pet
+bed
+rub
+whiskers
+on
+bare
+skin
+act
+innocent
+suddenly
+go
+on
+wild-eyed
+crazy
+rampage
+and
+wake
+up
+human
+for
+food
+at
+4am.
+Sit
+on
+human
+they
+not
+getting
+up
+ever
+scream
+for
+no
+reason
+at
+4
+am
+so
+chase
+imaginary
+bugs,
+so
+chase
+laser
+run
+at
+3am.
+Cat
+sit
+like
+bread
+paw
+your
+face
+to
+wake
+you
+up
+in
+the
+morning.
+Sleep
+all
+day
+whilst
+slave
+is
+at
+work,
+play
+all
+night
+whilst
+slave
+is
+sleeping.
+Sit
+in
+window
+and
+stare
+oooh,
+a
+bird,
+yum
+headbutt
+owners
+knee
+nyaa
+nyaa
+find
+something
+else
+more
+interesting
+i
+will
+be
+pet
+i
+will
+be
+pet
+and
+then
+i
+will
+hiss.
+Carefully
+drink
+from
+water
+glass
+and
+then
+spill
+it
+everywhere
+and
+proceed
+to
+lick
+the
+puddle
+shed
+everywhere
+shed
+everywhere
+stretching
+attack
+your
+ankles
+chase
+the
+red
+dot,
+hairball
+run
+catnip
+eat
+the
+grass
+sniff
+but
+to
+pet
+a
+cat,
+rub
+its
+belly,
+endure
+blood
+and
+agony,
+quietly
+weep,
+keep
+rubbing
+belly.
+Ooh,
+are
+those
+your
+$250
+dollar
+sandals?
+lemme
+use
+that
+as
+my
+litter
+box
+find
+empty
+spot
+in
+cupboard
+and
+sleep
+all
+day
+so
+get
+away
+from
+me
+stupid
+dog
+or
+cough
+hairball
+on
+conveniently
+placed
+pants.
+Bite
+nose
+of
+your
+human
+thug
+cat
+.
+Chill
+on
+the
+couch
+table
+sit
+in
+a
+box
+for
+hours
+or
+i
+is
+not
+fat,
+i
+is
+fluffy
+and
+shed
+everywhere
+shed
+everywhere
+stretching
+attack
+your
+ankles
+chase
+the
+red
+dot,
+hairball
+run
+catnip
+eat
+the
+grass
+sniff,
+asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn
+(sits
+on
+keyboard)
+for
+kitty
+kitty.
+Paw
+your
+face
+to
+wake
+you
+up
+in
+the
+morning
+refuse
+to
+come
+home
+when
+humans
+are
+going
+to
+bed;
+stay
+out
+all
+night
+then
+yowl
+like
+i
+am
+dying
+at
+4am
+meowing
+non
+stop
+for
+food
+no,
+you
+cant
+close
+the
+door,
+i
+havent
+decided
+whether
+or
+not
+i
+wanna
+go
+out
+hide
+when
+guests
+come
+over
+try
+to
+hold
+own
+back
+foot
+to
+clean
+it
+but
+foot
+reflexively
+kicks
+you
+in
+face,
+go
+into
+a
+rage
+and
+bite
+own
+foot,
+hard.
+If
+it
+fits,
+i
+sits
+lick
+masters
+hand
+at
+first
+then
+bite
+because
+im
+moody
+meow,
+kitty
+power
+yet
+playing
+with
+balls
+of
+wool
+but
+claw
+your
+carpet
+in
+places
+everyone
+can
+see
+-
+why
+hide
+my
+amazing
+artistic
+clawing
+skills?
+or
+lounge
+in
+doorway.
+Have
+secret
+plans
+throw
+down
+all
+the
+stuff
+in
+the
+kitchen
+yet
+walk
+on
+a
+keyboard
+but
+my
+cat
+stared
+at
+me
+he
+was
+sipping
+his
+tea,
+too
+yet
+steal
+the
+warm
+chair
+right
+after
+you
+get
+up
+destroy
+couch
+as
+revenge
+eat
+half
+my
+food
+and
+ask
+for
+more.
+Have
+secret
+plans.
+Mewl
+for
+food
+at
+4am
+vommit
+food
+and
+eat
+it
+again
+dont
+nosh
+on
+the
+birds
+but
+thug
+cat
+catching
+very
+fast
+laser
+pointer
+for
+find
+box
+a
+little
+too
+small
+and
+curl
+up
+with
+fur
+hanging
+out
+.
+My
+left
+donut
+is
+missing,
+as
+is
+my
+right.
+Pooping
+rainbow
+while
+flying
+in
+a
+toasted
+bread
+costume
+in
+space
+sit
+as
+close
+as
+possible
+to
+warm
+fire
+without
+
+        ';
+	}
+}
+
diff --git a/MyFailedClass2.php b/MyFailedClass2.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b9947da
--- /dev/null
+++ b/MyFailedClass2.php
@@ -0,0 +1,17865 @@
+<?php
+
+class MyFailedClass
+{
+
+	public function test()
+	{
+		echo '
+        Catch
+mouse
+and
+gave
+it
+as
+a
+present
+i
+just
+saw
+other
+cats
+inside
+the
+house
+and
+nobody
+ask
+me
+before
+using
+my
+litter
+box
+going
+to
+catch
+the
+red
+dot
+today
+going
+to
+catch
+the
+red
+dot
+today
+or
+meowing
+non
+stop
+for
+food
+but
+disappear
+for
+four
+days
+and
+return
+home
+with
+an
+expensive
+injury;
+bite
+the
+vet.
+Please
+stop
+looking
+at
+your
+phone
+and
+pet
+me
+kitty
+ipsum
+dolor
+sit
+amet,
+shed
+everywhere
+shed
+everywhere
+stretching
+attack
+your
+ankles
+chase
+the
+red
+dot,
+hairball
+run
+catnip
+eat
+the
+grass
+sniff
+chase
+mice,
+yet
+loved
+it,
+hated
+it,
+loved
+it,
+hated
+it
+scratch
+the
+furniture,
+and
+chase
+laser
+yet
+roll
+over
+and
+sun
+my
+belly.
+Mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww
+run
+around
+the
+house
+at
+4
+in
+the
+morning
+making
+sure
+that
+fluff
+gets
+into
+the
+owners
+eyes.
+Eat
+half
+my
+food
+and
+ask
+for
+more
+ask
+to
+go
+outside
+and
+ask
+to
+come
+inside
+and
+ask
+to
+go
+outside
+and
+ask
+to
+come
+inside.
+Always
+ensure
+to
+lay
+down
+in
+such
+a
+manner
+that
+tail
+can
+lightly
+brush
+humans
+nose
+claw
+at
+curtains
+stretch
+and
+yawn
+nibble
+on
+tuna
+ignore
+human
+bite
+human
+hand
+cough
+hairball,
+eat
+toilet
+paper
+so
+Gate
+keepers
+of
+hell
+so
+mark
+territory
+humans,humans,
+humans
+oh
+how
+much
+they
+love
+us
+felines
+we
+are
+the
+center
+of
+attention
+they
+feed,
+they
+clean
+.
+Roll
+over
+and
+sun
+my
+belly
+pushes
+butt
+to
+face
+kitty
+scratches
+couch
+bad
+kitty
+so
+run
+at
+3am.
+Stare
+at
+wall
+turn
+and
+meow
+stare
+at
+wall
+some
+more
+meow
+again
+continue
+staring
+furball
+roll
+roll
+roll
+tweeting
+a
+baseball
+mew.
+Hit
+you
+unexpectedly
+morning
+beauty
+routine
+of
+licking
+self.
+Attack
+the
+child
+claws
+in
+your
+leg
+and
+catch
+small
+lizards,
+bring
+them
+into
+house,
+then
+unable
+to
+find
+them
+on
+carpet
+for
+run
+outside
+as
+soon
+as
+door
+open
+pose
+purrfectly
+to
+show
+my
+beauty
+so
+mesmerizing
+birds,
+for
+decide
+to
+want
+nothing
+to
+do
+with
+my
+owner
+today.
+Meowzer
+pet
+my
+belly,
+you
+know
+you
+want
+to;
+seize
+the
+hand
+and
+shred
+it!,
+and
+ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss
+for
+ptracy.
+Immediately
+regret
+falling
+into
+bathtub
+relentlessly
+pursues
+moth
+meeeeouw
+grab
+pompom
+in
+mouth
+and
+put
+in
+water
+dish.
+Refuse
+to
+leave
+cardboard
+box
+is
+good
+you
+understand
+your
+place
+in
+my
+world
+and
+meow
+to
+be
+let
+in
+meow
+meow.
+Rub
+my
+belly
+hiss
+eat
+half
+my
+food
+and
+ask
+for
+more,
+pelt
+around
+the
+house
+and
+up
+and
+down
+stairs
+chasing
+phantoms
+so
+enslave
+the
+hooman.
+Human
+give
+me
+attention
+meow
+human
+is
+in
+bath
+tub,
+emergency!
+drowning!
+meooowww!
+but
+hide
+when
+guests
+come
+over
+sleep
+all
+day
+whilst
+slave
+is
+at
+work,
+play
+all
+night
+whilst
+slave
+is
+sleeping.
+Hide
+when
+guests
+come
+over
+rub
+face
+on
+owner.
+Meow
+for
+food,
+then
+when
+human
+fills
+food
+dish,
+take
+a
+few
+bites
+of
+food
+and
+continue
+meowing
+stare
+at
+guinea
+pigs
+yet
+meow
+meow
+we
+are
+3
+small
+kittens
+sleeping
+most
+of
+our
+time,
+we
+are
+around
+15
+weeks
+old
+i
+think,
+i
+don’t
+know
+i
+can’t
+count
+for
+drink
+from
+the
+toilet
+but
+catto
+munch
+salmono.
+
+Climb
+leg
+leave
+buried
+treasure
+in
+the
+sandbox
+for
+the
+toddlers
+yet
+dream
+about
+hunting
+birds
+yet
+kick
+up
+litter
+but
+poop
+in
+litter
+box,
+scratch
+the
+walls
+or
+litter
+box
+is
+life.
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+i
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+        ';
+	}
+}
+