history.md

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page	History	/history/	Discover the true origins of The Axis of Stevil, dating back over 2000 years before the birth of the original hipster, Jesus Christ.	priority changefreq 0.9 weekly

The following is a true historical accounting of the organization as recorded in the tomes and great history books of the brotherhood, stored in the great vault of the Vatican city, and transcribed for you here.

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