DWATFINATE your name. Are you a normal, boring human? Have you ever wanted to spice up your boring existence? Well now's your chance? Why be Linus Torvalds when you could be DURVI DOOMGRIP, SLAYER OF ORCS?
Why what? Oh, okay, I found it too much work to read off the chart.
npm install dwarfinate
npm run test
conse dwarfinate = require('dwarfinate');
dwarfinate('Garrett', 'Parrot'); // 'Marvi Goldgrip'
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