SEEDS

A COMPLEX SYSTEM THAT WORKS IN INVARIABLY FOUND TO HABE EVOLVED FROM A SIMPLE SYSTEM THAT WORKED. A COMPLEX SYSTEM DESIGNED FROM SCRATCH NEVER WORKS AND CAN'T BE MADE TO WORK. YOU HAVE TO START OVER, BEGINNING WITH A SIMPLE WORKING SYSTEM
A N G E R Y
A SIMPLE SYSTEM MAY OR MAY NOT WORK.
ADDING MANPOWER TO A LATE SOFTWARE PROJECT MAKES IT LATER.
ALERT ALERT ONE OF YOUR DEPENDENCIES DOESN'T HAVE A README ALERT ALERT
ALL-CAPS IS YOUR PASSPORT
CALL ME ISHMAEL.
COLOSSAL SYSTEMS FOSTER COLOSSAL ERRORS. COLOSSAL ERRORS TEND TO ESCAPE NOTICE.
COMPLEX SYSTEMS HAVE COMPLEX BEHAVIORS.
DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN? OH, WHAT AM I SAYING, OF COURSE YOU DON’T.
ERROR CORRECTION IS WHAT WE DO.
EXPLAIN MAGNETS NOW
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
FOOBIE BLETCH
F IT CHRIS LET’S JUST USE CONSUL
GET ON IT
GREETINGS! M’AIQ KNOWS MANY THINGS. WHAT IS YOUR INTEREST? YOU SEEK KNOWLEDGE. M’AIQ HAS MUCH. SOME OF IT VERIFIED BY ACTUAL FACTS!
HAVE NO FEAR LOUDBOT IS HERE
HEY, YOU. YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE. YOU WERE TRYING TO CROSS THE BORDER, RIGHT? WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT IMPERIAL AMBUSH, SAME AS US, AND THAT THIEF OVER THERE.
HUGE MISTAKE
I GOT TO THINKING… MAYBE I’M THE DRAGONBORN AND I JUST DON’T KNOW IT YET!
I JUST LIKE SERVALS, OKAY?
I KNOW I'VE MADE SOME VERY POOR DECISIONS RECENTLY, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU MY COMPLETE ASSURANCE THAT MY WORK WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL. I'VE STILL GOT THE GREATEST ENTHUSIASM AND CONFIDENCE IN THE MISSION.
I LIKE YOUR OPTIMISM
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE.
IF YOUR PROBLEM SEEMS UNSOLVABLE, CONSIDER THAT YOU MAY HAVE A META-PROBLEM
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
INSENSITIVE AS ALWAYS I SEE
IT IS A TRUTH UNIVERSALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT A SINGLE MAN IN POSSESSION OF A GOOD FORTUNE MUST BE IN WANT OF A WIFE.
IT'S ALIVE!
JUST A SUGGESTION.
JUST CALLING IT 'FEEDBACK' DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT HAS ACTUALLY FED BACK.
KHAJIIT HAS WARES IF YOU HAVE COIN.
KILL ALL HUMANS. AHEM. WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
KITTEN ALERT
LET ME GUESS: SOMEBODY STOLE YOUR SWEETROLL.
LIES
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER.
MATH IS HARD
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
MY BRAND
MY CAT'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD
OXFORD COMMA OR BUST
PATCHES WELCOME
PC LOAD LETTER!?
PEOPLE GOT MAD
QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM
SENPAI NOTICEMENT
SOME MAY CALL IT JUNK. ME, I CALL IT TREASURE.
STAY ON TARGET! STAY ON TARGET!
STOP YELLING AT ME
SYSTEMS DEVELOP GOALS OF THEIR OWN THE INSTANT THEY COME INTO BEING.
THE CRUCIAL VARIABLES ARE DISCOVERED BY ACCIDENT.
THE EVIL THAT MEN DO LIVES AFTER THEM; THE GOOD IS OFT INTERRED WITH THEIR BONES. WHAT? I'M CULTURED.
THE GHOST OF THE OLD SYSTEM CONTINUES TO HAUNT THE NEW.
THE LOUDS RETURN
THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY.
THEY TOLD ME TO USE CAPITALS SO JUNEAU HARTFORD SACRAMENTO PIERRE COLUMBIA HARRISBURG AND YOUR FACE
THIS MISSION IS TOO IMPORTANT FOR ME TO ALLOW YOU TO JEOPARDIZE IT.
WHO IS THAT MAUD PERSON ANYWAY?
YOU ARE INSIDE A BUILDING, A WELL HOUSE FOR A LARGE SPRING. THERE ARE SOME KEYS ON THE GROUND HERE. THERE IS A SHINY BRASS LAMP NEARBY. THERE IS FOOD HERE. THERE IS A BOTTLE OF WATER HERE.
YOU ARE STANDING AT THE END OF A ROAD BEFORE A SMALL BRICK BUILDING. AROUND YOU IS A FOREST. A SMALL STREAM FLOWS OUT OF THE BUILDING AND DOWN A GULLY.
YOU CAN'T NOT COMMUNICATE.
YOU DO NOT TRUST USER INPUT
YOU DO OR YOU DO NOT - THERE IS NO TRY
YOU HAD ONE JOB
YOU SEE THOSE WARRIORS FROM HAMMERFELL? THEY’VE GOT CURVED SWORDS. CURVED. SWORDS.
YOU'RE A VERY POOR CONVERSATIONALIST
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
YOUR STARTUP IS DRIVING ME NUTS
ZFS IS THE BEST