From a4d1cfa28cd86c37a40500d2f0574c17ae5b7d07 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: deilann Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2024 10:07:52 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Create socks.html --- gender-validation/socks.html | 169 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 169 insertions(+) create mode 100644 gender-validation/socks.html diff --git a/gender-validation/socks.html b/gender-validation/socks.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..884ccb7 --- /dev/null +++ b/gender-validation/socks.html @@ -0,0 +1,169 @@ + + + + + + + programmer socks - but fuzzy + + + +
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+ are you still programming like this??????

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+ a person with a laptop wearing fuzzy socks they put on the table much to the chagrin of another person who is referencing their feet in a dispute. + a man with short red hair and glasses stares at the camera judging these choices despite his messy desk. + a person with stripy stocks uses a laptop on the sofa with the socks mostly in frame +
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imagine how much PROGRAMMING you could do if you didn't have to choose between FUZZY SOCKS and PROGRAMMER SOCKS

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+ our programmer socks are 3000% FUZZY and hand crafted by the most uwu of cat girls that we pay a FAIR LIVING wage of pats and good girls

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  • lint your code FOR YOU
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  • CHANGE COLOR to match syntax highlighting
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  • really nice to pet ok
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  • are safe for foxgirls too
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  • DO NOT usually contain radioactive material
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  • will only judge you when you need that
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  • are really cute uwu
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  • are machine washable: rm -rf socks && mkdir socks
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NOT HOW TO SOCKS!!!!!!

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BEWARE FAKE SOCKS!!!!!

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do you think SOCKS like these even give ANY pats to their catgirls

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GIVE ME SOCKS

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faq

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have you pet dog yet

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