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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1.0" />
<link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" />
<meta name="description" content="Photoshopped Images by Paint" />
<script src="script.js"></script>
<title>Photoshopped Images</title>
<style>
img {
max-width: 100%;
}
img[src="Morone-St-PROFILE-PHOTO.png"] {
width: 50%;
}
.big {
font-size: 20px;
}
iframe {
border: none;
overflow: hidden !important;
}
.progress {
background-color: gray;
}
.bar {
background-color: lime;
display: inline-block;
}
.newsfeeditem {
padding: 3px;
margin: 3px;
border: 2px solid;
background: rgb(135,206,235);
background: -moz-linear-gradient(0deg, rgba(135,206,235,1) 0%, rgba(176,196,222,1) 100%);
background: -webkit-linear-gradient(0deg, rgba(135,206,235,1) 0%, rgba(176,196,222,1) 100%);
background: linear-gradient(0deg, rgba(135,206,235,1) 0%, rgba(176,196,222,1) 100%);
filter: progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.gradient(startColorstr="#87ceeb",endColorstr="#b0c4de",GradientType=1);
}
.newsfeedcontents {
white-space: pre-line;
border: 1px solid;
}
.newsfeed-owner {
font-style: italic;
}
.newsfeeditem h2 {
overflow-wrap: break-word;
}
</style>
<meta name="introduction" content="no-reference" />
</head>
<body>
<p><img src="zookeeper.GIF" alt="Zookeeper pulling feces out of a constipated elephant" /></p>
<p>EEEEEEW, WUT IS THAT ZOOKEEPER DOING. IT KINDA STINKS HERE</p>
<p><img src="stinky.png" alt="It kinda stinks here" /></p>
<p><img src="35.png" alt="35 is east-west in the toilet" /></p>
<p><img src="lapottypoo.png" alt="Lapotty and gross piece of poo" /></p>
<img src="lapotty_indiana.png" alt="Lapotty in Indiana" />
<p>MEMORIZE THESE IMAGES CAREFULLY. YOU WILL NEED THEM LATER.</p>
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</body>