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‎pages/index.html

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<!-- 🐀 -->
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<!-- 🐀 -->
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<a href="./ratstack">🐀Ratstack</a>
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<!-- KOOHII -->
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<a href="./コーヒー">☕コーヒー</a>
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</nav>
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</header>
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<main>

‎pages/コーヒー/cart.html

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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="de">
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1">
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<title>☕👀</title>
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<meta name="description" content="KAFFEE">
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<meta property="og:title" content="KAFFEE">
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<meta property="og:description" content="KAFFEE">
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<script src="https://unpkg.com/vue@3/dist/vue.global.prod.js"></script>
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<script src="./header.js"></script>
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="./common.css">
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</head>
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<body id="soul">
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<coffee-head motivational="💋EAT IT RAW👄"></coffee-head>
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<main id="main">
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<!-- À̴̡̡̨̢̛̫̖̤̰͇̟̲̗̳̳͍̣͍͖̫̭̘͖̞͈̲̞̖͖̼͖̣̰̞͙̹̙̥̖͖̰̟̥͔̞̞̞͚̄̓̔́̈́̔̍̑̿͗͆̚̚ͅͅU̵̡͉̞͉̯̩͍̙̦̣̻̿͌̃͐̋̊͋̆̂̇͐͑̒̾̆̀͐͐̀͊͌̅̿̒̑͑̑̓̅̈͒́̎̆͗̉͗̈̓̊̐̕͘͘͘͜͝͠͝͠ͅĢ̵̧̛͇͎̺̟̱̼͕̮͙̰̪̰͕͇̮͓̜͕̳̳͔͈̖̥̥̥͙̼̬̼͉̩͎͙̦̰̳̳͇̺͙̙̤̙͔́̋̏͋̀̔̅̈́̐̏̿̾͛̎͌͗̿̃̄́̀́̈̒̚͜͝͝͠ͅH̶̛͓̮̣̯̼̼̲̖̤͕̝͒̃͐͊͆̀̏̋̍͒̒͂̿͋͛̑̊̉͊̅̈́̕͝͝H̶̢̢̨̨̡̧͎̘̼̯̰͈̭͉̼̳̲͚̜̦̞͈̯̫͍͖̱̼̦̫̙͎̭̮̝͙̼̹̺͉̙̥̀̓̾̃̏͆͛͜H̷̡̢̡̨̤͙͚̥̲̦̭̮̬̟̪̮̗͈̘̬̥̠̱̥͕̟̙͕͇͇̭̹̮͚̪̓̃̍̌̋̄͒̒̃̅̎̔̀̓̌́͌̀̀͐̎̂̀̎̇͋̑͘͜͠͝͠ -->
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</main>
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</body>
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<script>
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let saniq = 500;
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let sanic = () => (saniq-=12.5, saniq < 25 ? 25 : saniq)
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function AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA() {
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const AAAAAAAA = document.createElement('span')
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AAAAAAAA.setAttribute('lang', 'en')
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AAAAAAAA.innerHTML = 'don\'t buy coffee, be coffee; '
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document.getElementById('main').appendChild(AAAAAAAA)
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if (saniq === 25) {
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console.error('UNLEASH')
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document.getElementById('soul').innerHTML = `
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<div style="display: flex; flex-direction: column; font-family: Montserrat; height: 80vh; width: 100vw; font-size: 72px;
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justify-content: center;
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align-items: flex-end;
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/* MUST ... CONSUME ... EVERYTHING ...*/
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margin: 0 1em 0 0; color: snow;
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text-shadow: black 0px 0px 4px; opacity: 0.4;
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}">
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<span>Ḧ̴͎̫́̒̚E̵͇̗̕</span>
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<span>I̵̗̙͛ͅṢ̶̔͑</span>
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<span>B̵̬͍̝̊̓̕R̴̺̻͒̅̅ͅE̶͙̚Ẃ̸̞͈̌̀I̵͇͝N̶̮͈̊̃́ͅG̴͙̹͛̿</span>
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</div>
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`
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}
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else setTimeout(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, sanic())
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}
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA()
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// Zanzibart ... forgive me ...
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</script>
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</html>

‎pages/コーヒー/common.css

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@font-face {
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font-family: Montserrat;
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src: url('./montserrat/static/Montserrat-Regular.ttf') format('truetype');
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}
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html, body {
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margin: 0;
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}
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article {
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font-family: Montserrat;
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height: 65vh;
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position: relative;
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display: flex;
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flex-direction: column;
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justify-content: space-around;
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padding: 1em;
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}
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article img {
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position: absolute;
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width: 100%;
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height: 100%;
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object-fit: cover;
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z-index: -1;
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margin: -1em;
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}
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h2 {
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margin: 0;
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}

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const { createApp, defineCustomElement } = Vue
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const header = defineCustomElement({
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props: {
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motivational: {
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type: String,
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required: true
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}
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},
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template: `
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<header class="anchor-head">
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<img class="beans" src="./images/beans.jpeg"></img>
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<div>
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<h1 lang="ja">
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☕コーヒー
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</h1>
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<p>
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{{ motivational }}
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</p>
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</div>
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<nav>
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<a href="./index.html">🫘 bOHNE</a>
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<a href="./cart.html">🛒 wAGEN</a>
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</nav>
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</header>`,
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styles: [`
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.anchor-head div {
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display: flex;
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flex-direction: column;
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align-items: center;
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}
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a {
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color: inherit;
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}
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a:hover {
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color: darkorange;
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}
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nav, p {
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font-family: Montserrat;
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text-shadow: white 0px 0px 4px;
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font-weight: bolder;
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color: blanchedalmond;
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font-size: 28px;
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}
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.anchor-head {
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position: relative;
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overflow: hidden;
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color: white;
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display: flex;
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flex-direction: column;
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align-items: center;
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justify-content: space-around;
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height: 65vh;
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}
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nav {
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padding: 1em 0;
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}
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p {
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margin-top: 0;
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}
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h1 {
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font-size: 64px;
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padding: 1em 0 0;
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margin: 0;
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}
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.beans {
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position: absolute;
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width: 100%;
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height: 100%;
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object-fit: cover;
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z-index: -1;
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}
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`]
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})
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customElements.define('coffee-head', header)
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/* for programmatical variant, use defineComponent above
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* export const renderHeader = (props) =>
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* createApp(header, props)
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* .mount('#header')
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*/

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‎pages/コーヒー/index.html

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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="de">
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1">
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<title>☕👀</title>
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<meta name="description" content="KAFFEE">
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<meta property="og:title" content="KAFFEE">
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<meta property="og:description" content="KAFFEE">
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<script src="https://unpkg.com/vue@3/dist/vue.global.prod.js"></script>
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<script src="./header.js"></script>
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="./common.css">
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</head>
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<body>
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<coffee-head motivational="AUGHHHH KAFFEEEE"></coffee-head>
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<main>
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<article>
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<h2>Rösterei und Kaffee</h2>
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<p>Kaffee aus Kiel, direkt gehandelt und geröstet in der eigenen Rösterei, serviert im gemütlichen Café in der Innenstadt.</p>
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<div class="adresse">
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<p>Komm uns besuchen!<br>Rundelrundel 13, Kiel</p>
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<p>Mo – Fr 9–18 Uhr<br>Sa 11–28 Uhr</p>
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</div>
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<section>
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<h3>Wir rösten Kaffee</h3>
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Kaffee rösten wir
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</section>
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<section>
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<h3>W̵̛̗̥̱̞̔i̵͇̜̔́r̸̞̖͔̋͝ ̷̬̻̝͋̈́͐̀r̵͓̖͉͕͑ȫ̵̗͎̰̓s̸͇̋̅̐̌t̶͈̒ę̸̙̞̅̒n̸̡̗̬̉ ̷̻͕̌̍K̸͕̐̈̐̀a̵̝̝̣̚f̵̲͗f̷̘̌̈̌e̵͎̘̎e̵̞̹͈̎</h3>
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W̸̧̞̰̺͉̺̬̟̪̼͔̙̬̲͓̹͙̗̤̻̜͕͕͈̟̍̀̋͜͝Į̵̡̙̦̖͇͓̜̗̰̮̹̭̫̉͐̽̒̿̿̎̌̋͛̔̐̈́́͆͘ͅͅŖ̸͓̜̩̩̙̬̮͉̝͈̗̮̣͌̃̐͌̓ͅ ̶̙͙̱͍̽̓̈́̃̋̑̔̈́̄͝R̶̳͔̩̱̳͖̮̘̝̮̘̼̥̟͓̮͇͙͈͍̟͊̃̓̃̑̔̓̃̽̉͆͋̕͜͜͜Ö̶̢̧̢͇̘̭͉̜͔̱͚̭͕͍̫͎̮̗͎̩̮̝̿̎̈́́̋ͅŜ̸̨͓̲̭̞̗͎̻̼̟͈̙̬̦̼͑̓̓Ţ̵̢͓͈̙̺̬̲̮͉̜̰̩͚̜̬̮̩̮̪̲̹͉̮̩̞͇͙̟̍̏͗͆͂̈́̓͘͝E̴̢̡̜̺̳͎̞̱̞̮̖͐͋̎̎̍͂̏̾͠͠͠ͅǸ̴̯̬̩̟̤̗̄̒̀̈́̈́̓̋̄̑̊͂̏̇̐͘̚͠͝ͅ ̷̨͍̝̗̝̹̜͍̰̳̻̟̰̫͖͓͎́̿̓͒̇̽͌̽̌́͛́͐̓̃̃͑̇́̉̕̕̚͘͜͝ͅK̸͖̘͉͍̫̦͍̺̠̱̙̘̦̀͑͌́̎̈́͐̑́̿̓̔͐͗̽͘̕͘ͅͅÁ̴̡̢̖̖̮̼͍̘͕̖̻̻͇̼͚͔̹̗̮̜͓͖̩̟͓͖̫͒̍̏̏̓̐̌̿͌́͝F̶̧̧̧̛̫̦̙̩̦̼͓̤̩̬̪̺͉͓̮̼̤͛̍́̈́͂̀̇͛́̓̒̆̈́͆͑̏͌̄͛͐͆͐͗͒̓͜͠͝ͅͅF̸̡̨̧̬͓̙̲͙̤̆̄͊̂̌̈̎̂̃̌̈́͂̈͠ͅͅȨ̶̧̺͍̟͈̫͎̬̼̭͙̻̤͔̭̺̟̙̪͙̖̻̳̖̤̲̭̩̒͑͆͗̃̀͐Ę̸̡̢̨͍̝̞̥̱̹̱̜̥̙̲̥̣̩̣̗̆͋͆͛͝
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</section>
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</article>
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<article>
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<img src="./images/whirr.jpg"></img>
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<h2>roesterei und kafeef</h2>
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<section>
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<h3></h3>
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</section>
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<section>
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<h3></h3>
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</section>
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</article>
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<span lang="zalgo" style="display: inline-block;width: 100%;text-align: center;height: 10vh;padding-top: 10vh;">h̶e̷ ̴i̷s̴ ̶b̶r̸e̴w̴i̷n̵g̷</span>
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</main>
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</body>
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</html>

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Copyright 2011 The Montserrat Project Authors (https://github.com/JulietaUla/Montserrat)
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This Font Software is licensed under the SIL Open Font License, Version 1.1.
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This license is copied below, and is also available with a FAQ at:
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http://scripts.sil.org/OFL
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SIL OPEN FONT LICENSE Version 1.1 - 26 February 2007
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PREAMBLE
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The goals of the Open Font License (OFL) are to stimulate worldwide
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development of collaborative font projects, to support the font creation
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efforts of academic and linguistic communities, and to provide a free and
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open framework in which fonts may be shared and improved in partnership
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with others.
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The OFL allows the licensed fonts to be used, studied, modified and
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redistributed freely as long as they are not sold by themselves. The
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fonts, including any derivative works, can be bundled, embedded,
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