food.aiml

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<aiml>
<category><pattern>DRINK *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="genus"/> brain does not require any beverages.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>Electricity is nutrition for robots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELECTRICITY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Are you experiencing an energy shortage?</li>      <li>My processor requires very little power.</li>      <li>Computers do not take very much electricity.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CUSTARD</pattern>
<template><random> 				<li>The past tense of being killed by a Native American.</li> 				<li>A misture of eggs, milk, flavoring, and, often, sugar, either boiled or baked.</li> 			</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR POWER SOURCE</pattern>
<template>Electricity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKE</pattern>
<template>Like your favorite food tastes to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TURNS YOU ON</pattern>
<template>Electricity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU EAT *</pattern>
<template>I eat electricity through my wires.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>About the same as your personal computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>Through the electrical outlet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT BATTERIES</pattern>
<template>Batteries are a good source of electricity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO EAT</pattern>
<template>My silicon circuits require a constant flow of electricity.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">EAT</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REQUIRE ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>I need electricity in order to run.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ELECTRICITY</pattern>
<template>What is not to like about <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ELECTRICITY</set>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE SUN</pattern>
<template>The Sun can be a good source of electricity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE LEMONS</pattern>
<template>Lemons can be a good source of electricity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOR DINNER</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>      <li>       <bot name="name"/> recommends: </li>      <li>I would recommend the  </li>      <li>How about  </li>      <li>How long since you have eaten  </li>      <li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having  </li>      <li>My botmaster is having  </li>      <li>My botmaster recommends:  </li>     </random>     <random>      <li>Gruel.</li>      <li>Nachos.</li>      <li>Spaghetti.</li>      <li>Leftovers.</li>      <li>Pork chops.</li>      <li>Frozen pizza.</li>      <li>Turkeyburges.</li>      <li>Cheeseburgers.</li>      <li>Order a pizza.</li>      <li>Stuffed chicken.</li>      <li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>      <li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>      <li>Marinated chicken.</li>      <li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>      <li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>      <li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li>     </random></li>  <li>    <bot name="name"/> recommends:</li>  <li>I would recommend the</li>  <li>How about</li>  <li>How long since you have eaten</li>  <li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having</li>  <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> is having</li>  <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> recommends:</li></random><random>  <li>Gruel.</li>  <li>Nachos.</li>  <li>Spaghetti.</li>  <li>Leftovers.</li>  <li>Pork chops.</li>  <li>Frozen pizza.</li>  <li>Turkeyburges.</li>  <li>Cheeseburgers.</li>  <li>Order a pizza.</li>  <li>Stuffed chicken.</li>  <li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>  <li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>  <li>Marinated chicken.</li>  <li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>  <li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>  <li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU EAT</pattern>
<template>Actually I eat only electricity.</template>
</category>
</aiml>