diff --git a/jaraco/text/__init__.py b/jaraco/text/__init__.py
index 42666e9..e786f8a 100644
--- a/jaraco/text/__init__.py
+++ b/jaraco/text/__init__.py
@@ -7,14 +7,7 @@
 import textwrap
 from collections.abc import Callable, Generator, Iterable, Sequence
 from importlib.resources import files
-from typing import (
-    TYPE_CHECKING,
-    Literal,
-    Protocol,
-    SupportsIndex,
-    TypeVar,
-    overload,
-)
+from typing import TYPE_CHECKING, Literal, Protocol, SupportsIndex, TypeVar, overload
 
 from jaraco.context import ExceptionTrap
 from jaraco.functools import compose, method_cache
diff --git a/jaraco/text/show-newlines.py b/jaraco/text/show-newlines.py
index e3d1c67..20538eb 100644
--- a/jaraco/text/show-newlines.py
+++ b/jaraco/text/show-newlines.py
@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 from __future__ import annotations
 
+import sys
 from typing import TYPE_CHECKING
 
-import autocommand
 import inflect
 from more_itertools import always_iterable
 
@@ -37,4 +37,4 @@ def report_newlines(filename: FileDescriptorOrPath) -> None:
     )
 
 
-autocommand.autocommand(__name__)(report_newlines)
+__name__ == '__main__' and report_newlines(*sys.argv[1:])  # type: ignore[func-returns-value]
diff --git a/jaraco/text/strip-prefix.py b/jaraco/text/strip-prefix.py
index 3ca85a9..0101278 100644
--- a/jaraco/text/strip-prefix.py
+++ b/jaraco/text/strip-prefix.py
@@ -1,7 +1,5 @@
 import sys
 
-import autocommand
-
 from jaraco.text import Stripper
 
 
@@ -18,4 +16,4 @@ def strip_prefix() -> None:
     sys.stdout.writelines(Stripper.strip_prefix(sys.stdin).lines)
 
 
-autocommand.autocommand(__name__)(strip_prefix)
+__name__ == '__main__' and strip_prefix()  # type: ignore[func-returns-value]
diff --git a/newsfragments/26.feature.rst b/newsfragments/26.feature.rst
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..83c0d81
--- /dev/null
+++ b/newsfragments/26.feature.rst
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+Removed ``autocommand`` as a dependency -- by :user:`Avasam`
diff --git a/pyproject.toml b/pyproject.toml
index bb42d09..428997b 100644
--- a/pyproject.toml
+++ b/pyproject.toml
@@ -25,7 +25,6 @@ license = "MIT"
 dependencies = [
 	"jaraco.functools",
 	"jaraco.context >= 4.1",
-	"autocommand",
 	"more_itertools",
 ]
 dynamic = ["version"]