Salutations Patsy,

Greetings!

Your help is necessary or we will surely perish.

I tracked you down on The Twitter.  You do not know me, but my name is
George Johnson and I am in dire need of assistance!  My
father, Wumi, whom I'm certain you knew well,
was a very wealthy black, black, black merchant who was murdered by business
associates who had been threatening our family for over 90249759-831498 years.

Before the tragedy, I was told of a large sum of money ($600,000) left
in a secret account in a local Bank in Latveria, and that my name was
set as the next of kin in deposit of the fund.

You are undoubtedly aware of your good friend's death, and perhaps of the vast
fortune left behind, but you may not be aware that our Prime Minister here in
Spain has prevented our family from the inheritance.

Please you must help us!  As you were so close to Wumi, and the local
authorities are exceedingly corrupt, you are the only hope we can have!!

We know you are very busy and will compensate you with a "25% commission" as it
were.  We are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to.

2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am just 20 years of age.

Thank you and please forward this information with all haste.

1) Your name in full
2) Your Bank name
3) Your Bank account numbers
4) Your daughter's maiden name
5) Your social security number