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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
    <head>

    </head>
    <body>
        <h1>Today is <span id="date"></span></h1>
        <h2>It is <span id="day"></span><br /><br />
        Let's call it (looks outside) <span id="time"></span> o'clock</h2>


        <script>
            const oneDay = 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000;
            const firstDate = new Date(2020, 1, 29);
            const now = new Date();
            const secondDate = new Date(now.getFullYear(), now.getMonth(), now.getDate());

            var weekday = new Array(7);
            weekday[0] = "Bathday";
            weekday[1] = "Pantsday";
            weekday[2] = "Trashday";
            weekday[3] = "Dishesday";
            weekday[4] = "Beddingday";
            weekday[5] = "Friday";
            weekday[6] = "Apathyday";

            var weekdayDesc = new Array(7);
            weekdayDesc[0] = "Consider taking a Shower today.";
            weekdayDesc[1] = "Time to change your sweat pants.";
            weekdayDesc[2] = "Go around the house and pick up the last week's worth of filth.";
            weekdayDesc[3] = "Either wash some dishes or pick up more paper plates.";
            weekdayDesc[4] = "Smell Bedding to see if it needs changing.";
            weekdayDesc[5] = "Hey, let's pretend the old ways still matter, and congrats, you made it to the end of the week.";
            weekdayDesc[6]= "Fuck it, do nothing Day.";

            const diffDays = Math.round(Math.abs((firstDate - secondDate) / oneDay));

            document.getElementById("date").innerHTML = "March " + diffDays + ", 2020";
            document.getElementById("day").innerHTML = weekday[secondDate.getDay()] + ".  "+weekdayDesc[secondDate.getDay()];

            hour = now.getHours();
            if(hour >4 && hour < 9)
            {
                document.getElementById("time").innerHTML = "Early Morning";
            }
            else if(hour >8 && hour < 12)
            {
                document.getElementById("time").innerHTML = "Late Morning";
            }
            else if (hour==12)
            {
                document.getElementById("time").innerHTML = "Noon";
            }
            else if(hour >12 && hour < 16)
            {
                document.getElementById("time").innerHTML = "Early Afternoon";
            }
            else if(hour >15 && hour < 18)
            {
                document.getElementById("time").innerHTML = "Late Afternoon";
            }
            else if(hour >17 && hour < 20)
            {
                document.getElementById("time").innerHTML = "Early Evening";
            }
            else if(hour >19 && hour < 22)
            {
                document.getElementById("time").innerHTML = "Late Evening";
            }
            else
            {
                document.getElementById("time").innerHTML = "Night";
            }


        </script>
    </body>
</html>