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    <title>nope.</title>
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        * {
            line-height: 1.5;
            margin: 0;
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        html {
            color: #888;
            font-family: sans-serif;
            text-align: center;
        }

        body {
            left: 50%;
            margin: -43px 0 0 -200px;
            position: absolute;
            top: 50%;
            width: 400px;
        }

        h1 {
            color: #555;
            font-size: 2em;
            font-weight: 400;
        }

        p {
            line-height: 1.2;
        }

        @media only screen and (max-width: 270px) {

            body {
                margin: 10px auto;
                position: static;
                width: 95%;
            }

            h1 {
                font-size: 1.5em;
            }

        }

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    <h1>mochawe... shit. :(</h1>
    <p>Sorry, but the test you were trying to run has failed in such spectacular fashion that there is nothing to report.</p>
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