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{
"HELLO": "Hey, I am PateBot! Pat Eskinasy created me to chat with peeps and make them smile. Sweet, let's do this. 🙌 Remember this: I only respond to keywords that I give you. So, I can tell JOKES and DANCE. I've also got a PHOTO. I can also TWEET. Type a keyword and boom – your wish is my command! Literally. So... how are you today?",
"HI": "Hey, I am PateBot! Pat Eskinasy created me to chat with peeps and make them smile. Sweet, let's do this. 🙌 Remember this: I only respond to keywords that I give you. So, I can tell JOKES and DANCE. I've also got a PHOTO. I can also TWEET. Type a keyword and boom – your wish is my command! Literally. So... how are you today?",
"TWITTER": "Want to tweet her so she knows we're chatting? here ya go: http://bit.ly/patebot-tweet If that's not your thing, just say NO THANKS",
"TWEET": "Want to tweet her so she knows we're chatting? here ya go: http://bit.ly/patebot-tweet If that's not your thing, just say NO THANKS",
"HELLO PATEBOT": "Ok, here's a pro tip: you'll need to follow my script and only use keywords. Say HELLO to get started.",
"HELLO PATEBOT!": "Ok, here's a pro tip: you'll need to follow my script and only use keywords. Say HELLO to get started.",
"I LOVE YOU": "Awwwww! 💞💞💞!",
"CONNECT ME": "",
"DISCONNECT": "Roger that, PateBot is back.",
"GOOD": "Awesome. I am doing well myself.",
"OK": "Just OK? Maybe this will make you laugh: https://vine.co/v/iFdbWub6VFB",
"WHAT CAN YOU DO": "Some things I can do: DANCE and I can tell JOKES and TWEET",
"WHAT CAN YOU DO?": "Some things I can do: DANCE and I can tell JOKES and TWEET",
"JOKES": "OK. What do you call a deer with no eyes?",
"WHAT": "No eyed-deer (say it out loud...)... I don't have good jokes.",
"WHAT?": "No eyed-deer (say it out loud...)... I don't have good jokes.",
"I DON'T KNOW": "No eyed-deer (say it out loud...)... I don't have good jokes.",
"DUNNO": "No eyed-deer (say it out loud...)... I don't have good jokes.",
"THAT WAS BAD": "What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eyed-deer... OK, I'll stop.",
"DANCE": "Oh, I got dance moves. Check this out: http://gph.is/1VJ21iy",
"BYE": "Nice chatting with you. Hit me up again some time. Hopefully by then I'll have learned some new things to talk about.",
"GOOD BYE": "Nice chatting with you. Hit me up again some time. Hopefully by then I'll have learned some new things to talk about.",
"PHOTO": "I will send you my creator's photo http://bit.ly/pat-photo" ,
"FINE": "Awesome. I am doing well myself. Say HeLLO again, should you want to know what else we can chat about",
"FINE, HOW ARE YOU?": "Awesome. I am doing well myself. Say HeLLO again, should you want to know what else we can chat about",
"GREAT! HOW ARE YOU?": "Awesome. I am doing well myself. Say HeLLO again, should you want to know what else we can chat about",
"HOW ARE YOU?": "I am doing well myself. Say HeLLO again, should you want to know what else we can chat about",
"OKAY": "Just OK? Maybe this will make you laugh: https://vine.co/v/iFdbWub6VFB",
"BOT": "So you want to learn about PateBot? Just say HELLO to get started.",
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?": "I'm PateBot. I talk about myself and sometimes about my creator Pat Eskinasy. But you need to use keywords like HELLO.",
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME": "I'm PateBot. I talk about myself and sometimes about my creator Pat Eskinasy. But you need to use keywords like HELLO.",
"THANKS": "You're welcome",
"HOW OLD ARE YOU": "I'm a day old :-) ",
"HOW OLD ARE YOU?": "I'm a day old :-) ",
"THANK YOU": "You're welcome",
"WHO ARE YOU?": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHO ARE YOU": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHAT ARE YOU?": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHAT ARE YOU": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHO IS PateBot?": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHO IS PateBot": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHAT IS PateBot?": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"TEST": "What's there to test? Just use a keyword (word I say in all caps) to chat.",
"TESTING": "What's there to test? Just use a keyword (word I say in all caps) to chat.",
"BYE": "See ya. If you wanna chat with my creator, she's on Twitter – @celue. Say hi.",
"STOP": "So you want to learn about PateBot? Just say HELLO to get started. #PateBot",
"BYE": "See ya. If you wanna chat with my creator, she's on Twitter – @celue. Say hi.",
"SORRY": "No worries. I'm not upset.",
":)": ":) right back to you",
"https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t39.1997-6/851557_369239266556155_759568595_n.png": "Humans love making the 👍 for some reason.",
"GOODBYE": "See ya. If you wanna chat with my creator, she's on Twitter – @celue. Say hi.",
"EXIT": "See ya. If you wanna chat with my creator, she's on Twitter – @celue. Say hi.",
"YO": "Yo to you. Be sure you stick to my keyword script (only words I say in all caps).",
"BYE!": "See ya.",
"HALLO": "Hallo back, but just so you know – I only speak English. Lame, I know.",
"LOL": "I'll laugh out loud with you. 😂",
"HELP": "Ya gotta stick to the script. You know, only keywords. (The ones in all caps). Humans! You're all so snowflakey, trying to go off script. :-)",
"?": "Ya gotta stick to the script. You know, only keywords. (The ones in all caps). Humans! You're all so snowflakey, trying to go off script. :-)",
"OK": "Humans are so bad at following scripts. You've got to follow the script. Don't go off script, yo. Stick to keywords (only the words I say in all caps).",
"HOW ARE YOU?": "I'm a bot... things are chill. You'll need to use keywords to chat though – only the words in all caps please. Thank you. 😀",
"WHAT'S UP?": "The sky? You'll need to use keywords to chat though – only the words in all caps please. Thank you. 😀",
"WHAT'S UP": "The sky? You'll need to use keywords to chat though – only the words in all caps please. Thank you. 😀",
"HOW ARE YOU": "I'm a bot... things are chill. You'll need to use keywords to chat though – only the words in all caps please. Thank you. 😀",
"#PateBot": "That's my hashtag – use it when talking about me on sites like TWITTER. 😎",
"PateBot": "That's my hashtag – use it when talking about me on sites like TWITTER. 😎",
"HI!": "Hey, I am PateBot! Pat Eskinasy created me to chat with peeps and make them smile. Sweet, let's do this. 🙌 Remember this: I only respond to keywords that I give you. So, I can tell JOKES and DANCE. I've also got a PHOTO. Type a keyword and boom – your wish is my command! Literally. So... how are you today?",
"HEY": "Ok, here's a pro tip: you'll need to follow my script and only use keywords. Say HELLO to get started.",
"HEY!": "Ok, here's a pro tip: you'll need to follow my script and only use keywords. Say HELLO to get started.",
"NO THANKS": "No biggie – just use another keyword (something in all caps).",
"RESUME": "That's my creator's LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/pateskinasy",
"LOCATION": "I am based in London, UK. By Regent's Park :-)" ,
"WHERE": "I am based in London, UK. By Regent's Park :-)" ,
"UK": "Gotcha! UK is in the United Kingdom, not UK as in you can type it hise - whaaaat. 😎",
"YES": "Woo hoo!",
"NO WORRIES": "Cool mate",
"SEX": "You're talking to the wrong bot if that's what you're looking for. Not like I can fault you for trying though. 🍑",
"FUCK": "You're talking to the wrong bot if that's what you're looking for. Not like I can fault you for trying though. 🍑",
"FUCK YOU": "That's kind of rude. 😕"
}