diff --git a/lib/fun.rb b/lib/fun.rb index 99ddd7d..9705a87 100755 --- a/lib/fun.rb +++ b/lib/fun.rb @@ -1,13 +1,13 @@ module Fun def self.interpret(command) responses = [] - + if command.match(/^what\'?s?(\s+is)?\s+the\s+meaning\s+of\s+life\??$/i) responses << { :say => "42." } end - + if command.match(/^superman\s+vs\s+batman$/i) responses << { say: [true,false].sample ? "Batman" : "Superman" @@ -20,60 +20,60 @@ def self.interpret(command) } end - + if command.match(/^open\s(the\s)?pod\sbay\sdoor(s)?$/i) responses << { :say => "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." } end - + if command.match(/^make\s+me\s+a\s+(.+)$/i) thing = "#{ $1 }" responses << { :call => lambda { self.make_me_a(thing) } } end - + if command.match(/^sudo\s+make\s+me\s+a\s+(.+)$/i) responses << { :say => "I think you meant to place sudo at the start of the command." } end - + if command.match(/^what\'?s?(\s+is)?\s+my\s(mother\s+fucking?)\s+name\??$/i) responses << { :say => "Snoop Doggy Dogg." } end - + if command.match(/^you\'?(re)?\s+(are\s+)?(cool|awesome|amazing|fun(ny)?|rock\s+my\s+world|rule)$/i) responses << { :say => "You betcha." } end - + if command.match(/^go\s+crazy$/i) || command.match(/^trip\s+(out|acid)$/i) responses << { :call => lambda { self.go_crazy }, :say => "Woah." } end - + if command.match(/go home/) responses << { :command => "cd ~" } end - + if command.match(/sing (.*)/) responses << { :command => "say -v cello #{$~}" } end - + responses end - + def self.make_me_a(thing) if Process.uid != 0 puts "Make your own damn #{thing}." @@ -81,21 +81,23 @@ def self.make_me_a(thing) puts "Ha, like sudo has any effect on me!" end end - + def self.go_crazy + term_color_cmd = "osascript -e \"tell application \\\"Terminal\\\" to set background color of window 1 to {%d,%d,%d,0}\" 2> /dev/null".freeze + (0...63).step(3) do |i| - system "osascript -e \"tell application \\\"Terminal\\\" to set background color of window 1 to {64000,#{ 64 - i }000,63000,0}\"" + system format(term_color_cmd, 64_000, (64 - i) * 1_000, 63_000) end (0...63).step(3) do |i| - system "osascript -e \"tell application \\\"Terminal\\\" to set background color of window 1 to {#{ 64 - i }000,#{ i }000,63000,0}\"" + system format(term_color_cmd, (64 - i) * 1_000, 64_000, 63_000) end (0...63).step(3) do |i| - system "osascript -e \"tell application \\\"Terminal\\\" to set background color of window 1 to {#{ i }000,63000,#{ 63 - i }000,0}\"" + system format(term_color_cmd, 64_000, 64_000, (63 - i) * 1_000) end - - system 'osascript -e "tell application \"Terminal\" to set background color of window 1 to {64000,64000,64000,0}"' + + system format(term_color_cmd, 64_000, 64_000, 64_0000) end def self.help