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The world's most happiest frnds never have the same characters... Dey just have the best understanding of their differences...,ham
I donno if they are scorable,ham
Don know..wait i will check it.,ham
If you are not coughing then its nothing,ham
In da car park,ham
Then u better go sleep.. Dun disturb u liao.. U wake up then msg me lor..,ham
Dip's cell dead. So i m coming with him. U better respond else we shall come back.,ham
Ok...,ham
Yup but not studying surfing lor. I'm in e lazy mode today.,ham
I'm always on yahoo messenger now. Just send the message to me and i.ll get it you may have to send it in the mobile mode sha but i.ll get it. And will reply.,ham
I calls you later. Afternoon onwords mtnl service get problem in south mumbai. I can hear you but you cann't listen me.,ham
ALSO TELL HIM I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ham
What???? Hello wats talks email address?,ham
I'm in inside office..still filling forms.don know when they leave me.,ham
I went to project centre,ham
aathi..where are you dear..,ham
Message from . I am at Truro Hospital on ext. You can phone me here. as I have a phone by my side,ham
Of course ! Don't tease me ... You know I simply must see ! *grins* ... Do keep me posted my prey ... *loving smile* *devouring kiss*,ham
"Almost there, see u in a sec",ham
Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.,ham
i want to grasp your pretty booty :),ham
I'm not coming home 4 dinner.,ham
Shhhhh nobody is supposed to know!,ham
"Ya, told..she was asking wats matter?",ham
My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.,ham
"Come around <DECIMAL> pm vikky..i'm otside nw, il come by tht time",ham
"Can meh? Thgt some will clash... Really ah, i dun mind... I dun seen to have lost any weight... Gee...",ham
I know a few people I can hit up and fuck to the yes,ham
You will go to walmart. I.ll stay.,ham
"Until 545 lor... Ya, can go 4 dinner together...",ham
Alright i have a new goal now,ham
But i have to. I like to have love and arrange.,ham
Yar but they say got some error.,ham
I think the other two still need to get cash but we can def be ready by 9,ham
No got new job at bar in airport on satsgettin 4.47per hour but means no lie in! keep in touch,ham
Hi where you. You in home or calicut?,ham
What is important is that you prevent dehydration by giving her enough fluids,ham
I love u 2 my little pocy bell I am sorry but I love u,ham
:),ham
No it's waiting in e car dat's bored wat. Cos wait outside got nothing 2 do. At home can do my stuff or watch tv wat.,ham
Tension ah?what machi?any problem?,ham
"Frnd s not juz a word.....not merely a relationship.....its a silent promise which says ... \ I will be with YOU \"" Wherevr.. Whenevr.. Forevr... Gudnyt dear..""",ham
Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu,ham
"Rose for red,red for blood,blood for heart,heart for u. But u for me.... Send tis to all ur friends.. Including me.. If u like me.. If u get back, 1-u r poor in relation! 2-u need some 1 to support 3-u r frnd 2 many 4-some1 luvs u 5+- some1 is praying god to marry u.:-) try it....",ham
"Nothing. I meant that once the money enters your account here, the bank will remove its flat rate. Someone transfered <#> to my account and <#> dollars got removed. So the banks differ and charges also differ.be sure you trust the 9ja person you are sending account details to cos...",ham
I actually did for the first time in a while. I went to bed not too long after i spoke with you. Woke up at 7. How was your night?,ham
Yeah no probs - last night is obviously catching up with you... Speak soon,ham
There's no point hangin on to mr not right if he's not makin u happy,ham
"Awesome question with a cute answer: Someone asked a boy \how is ur life?\"" . . He smiled & answered: . . \""She is fine!\"" Gudnite""",ham
"Ugh y can't u just apologize, admit u were wrong and ask me to take u back?",ham
"Haha awesome, be there in a minute",ham
Yup no more already... Thanx 4 printing n handing it up.,ham
Still at west coast... Haiz... ÌÏ'll take forever to come back...,ham
Will you be here for food,ham
Love has one law; Make happy the person you love. In the same way friendship has one law; Never make ur friend feel alone until you are alive.... Gud night,ham
Dunno i juz askin cos i got a card got 20% off 4 a salon called hair sense so i tot it's da one Ì_ cut ur hair.,ham
Thanx 4 e brownie it's v nice...,ham
Yar he quite clever but aft many guesses lor. He got ask me 2 bring but i thk darren not so willing 2 go. Aiya they thk leona still not attach wat.,ham
U still painting ur wall?,ham
S...from the training manual it show there is no tech process:)its all about password reset and troubleshooting:),ham
We will meet soon princess! Ttyl!,ham
"I'm back, lemme know when you're ready",ham
What class of <#> reunion?,ham
Want to send me a virtual hug?... I need one,ham
Hi there. We have now moved in2 our pub . Would be great 2 c u if u cud come up.,ham
I wait 4 Ì_ inside da car park...,ham
Hello my little party animal! I just thought I'd buzz you as you were with your friends ...*grins*... Reminding you were loved and send a naughty adoring kiss,ham
No problem baby. Is this is a good time to talk? I called and left a message.,ham
Early bird! Any purchases yet?,ham
Yo im right by yo work,ham
Hi Princess! Thank you for the pics. You are very pretty. How are you?,ham
Ok lor. I ned 2 go toa payoh 4 a while 2 return smth u wan 2 send me there or wat?,ham
Did you see that film:),ham
\Hey sorry I didntgive ya a a bellearlier hunny,ham
True dear..i sat to pray evening and felt so.so i sms'd you in some time...,ham
"A Boy loved a gal. He propsd bt she didnt mind. He gv lv lttrs, Bt her frnds threw thm. Again d boy decided 2 aproach d gal , dt time a truck was speeding towards d gal. Wn it was about 2 hit d girl,d boy ran like hell n saved her. She asked 'hw cn u run so fast?' D boy replied \Boost is d secret of my energy\"" n instantly d girl shouted \""our energy\"" n Thy lived happily 2gthr drinking boost evrydy Moral of d story:- I hv free msgs:D;): gud ni8""",ham
Yes. They replied my mail. I'm going to the management office later. Plus will in to bank later also.or on wednesday.,ham
Then she buying today? ÌÏ no need to c meh...,ham
He says he'll give me a call when his friend's got the money but that he's definitely buying before the end of the week,ham
Pls speak to that customer machan.,ham
I've told you everything will stop. Just dont let her get dehydrated.,ham
I will reach office around <DECIMAL> . & my mobile have problem. You cann't get my voice. So call you asa i'll free,ham
Are there TA jobs available? Let me know please cos i really need to start working,ham
I place all ur points on e cultures module already.,ham
Gudnite....tc...practice going on,ham
Wen did you get so spiritual and deep. That's great,ham
Will it help if we propose going back again tomorrow,ham
"Buzz! Hey, my Love ! I think of you and hope your day goes well. Did you sleep in ? I miss you babe. I long for the moment we are together again*loving smile*",ham
"Every King Was Once A Crying Baby And Every Great Building Was Once A Map.. Not Imprtant Where U r TODAY, BUT Where U Wil Reach TOMORW. Gud ni8",ham
"Babe, I'm answering you, can't you see me ? Maybe you'd better reboot YM ... I got the photo ... It's great !",ham
I can do that! I want to please you both inside and outside the bedroom...,ham
Dare i ask... Any luck with sorting out the car?,ham
"Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn\'t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and e",ham
I'm thinking that chennai forgot to come for auction..,ham
Yes i think so. I am in office but my lap is in room i think thats on for the last few days. I didnt shut that down,ham
U sick still can go shopping?,ham
"No, but you told me you were going, before you got drunk!",ham
"I call you later, don't have network. If urgnt, sms me.",ham
Yes princess! I want to please you every night. Your wish is my command...,ham
I think that tantrum's finished so yeah I'll be by at some point,ham
If you still havent collected the dough pls let me know so i can go to the place i sent it to get the control number,ham
I am waiting for your call sir.,ham
Oh k.i think most of wi and nz players unsold.,ham
Today am going to college so am not able to atten the class.,ham
Did u find out what time the bus is at coz i need to sort some stuff out.,ham
"Haha, just what I was thinkin",ham
ÌÏ mean it's confirmed... I tot they juz say oni... Ok then...,ham
Tell my bad character which u Dnt lik in me. I'll try to change in <#> . I ll add tat 2 my new year resolution. Waiting for ur reply.Be frank...good morning.,ham
Lol I know! Hey someone did a great inpersonation of flea on the forums. I love it!,ham
And stop being an old man. You get to build snowman snow angels and snowball fights.,ham
K:)i will give my kvb acc details:),ham
"I hav almost reached. Call, i m unable to connect u.",ham
Not planned yet :)going to join company on jan 5 only.don know what will happen after that.,ham
Well thats nice. Too bad i cant eat it,ham
As if i wasn't having enough trouble sleeping.,ham
Excellent! Are you ready to moan and scream in ecstasy?,ham
This pain couldn't have come at a worse time.,ham
cool. We will have fun practicing making babies!,ham
Change windows logoff sound..,ham
Aiyar sorry lor forgot 2 tell u...,ham
I asked you to call him now ok,ham
Sorry about that this is my mates phone and i didnt write it love Kate,ham
Tell your friends what you plan to do on Valentines day @ <URL>,ham
Today am going to college so am not able to atten the class.,ham
That is wondarfull song,ham
Me too baby! I promise to treat you well! I bet you will take good care of me...,ham
This girl does not stay in bed. This girl doesn't need recovery time. Id rather pass out while having fun then be cooped up in bed,ham
Only once then after ill obey all yours.,ham
I jokin oni lar.. ÌÏ busy then i wun disturb Ì_.,ham
Ugh hopefully the asus ppl dont randomly do a reformat.,ham
I wait 4 Ì_ inside da car park...,ham
V nice! Off 2 sheffield tom 2 air my opinions on categories 2 b used 2 measure ethnicity in next census. Busy transcribing. :-),ham
Thanx 4 2day! U r a goodmate I THINK UR RITE SARY! ASUSUAL!1 U CHEERED ME UP! LOVE U FRANYxxxxx,ham
Sent me ur email id soon,ham
Or maybe my fat fingers just press all these buttons and it doesn't know what to do.,ham
Just hopeing that wasnÛ÷t too pissed up to remember and has gone off to his sisters or something!,ham
Ok not a problem will get them a taxi. C ing tomorrow and tuesday. On tuesday think we r all going to the cinema.,ham
"Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU & I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people & u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...",ham
Hey ! Don't forget ... You are MINE ... For ME ... My possession ... MY property ... MMM ... *childish smile* ...,ham
Same to u...,ham
Two fundamentals of cool life: \Walk,ham
Your gonna have to pick up a $1 burger for yourself on your way home. I can't even move. Pain is killing me.,ham
Or just do that 6times,ham
Speaking of does he have any cash yet?,ham
Then get some cash together and I'll text jason,ham
Pls dont restrict her from eating anythin she likes for the next two days.,ham
What happened to our yo date?,ham
No that just means you have a fat head,ham
U GOIN OUT 2NITE?,ham
Ya! when are Ì_ taking ure practical lessons? I start in june..,ham
And you! Will expect you whenever you text! Hope all goes well tomo,ham
Nope... Juz off from work...,ham
Wewa is 130. Iriver 255. All 128 mb.,ham
What to think no one saying clearly. Ok leave no need to ask her. I will go if she come or not,ham
"Sorry, I'll call later",ham
They did't play one day last year know even though they have very good team.. Like india.,ham
Yes but I don't care cause I know its there!,ham
"Good afternoon, my boytoy ... How are you feeling today ? Better I hope? Are you being my good boy? Are you my obedient, slave? Do you please your Queen?",ham
My superior telling that friday is leave for all other department except ours:)so it will be leave for you:)any way call waheed fathima hr and conform it:),ham
Ok then i come n pick u at engin?,ham
Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu,ham
:-( that's not v romantic!,ham
Goodo! Yes we must speak friday - egg-potato ratio for tortilla needed!,ham
I don't quite know what to do. I still can't get hold of anyone. I cud pick you up bout 7.30pm and we can see if they're in the pub?,ham
"Sorry, I'll call later",ham
ÌÏ neva tell me how i noe... I'm not at home in da aft wat...,ham
"Just so that you know,yetunde hasn't sent money yet. I just sent her a text not to bother sending. So its over, you dont have to involve yourself in anything. I shouldn't have imposed anything on you in the first place so for that, i apologise.",ham
\CAN I PLEASE COME UP NOW IMIN TOWN.DONTMATTER IF URGOIN OUTL8R,ham
ÌÏ v ma fan...,ham
Networking job is there.,ham
\Hey sorry I didntgive ya a a bellearlier hunny,ham
No my mum went 2 dentist.,ham
Oh ok.. Wat's ur email?,ham
Ranjith cal drpd Deeraj and deepak 5min hold,ham
Crucify is c not s. You should have told me earlier.,ham
I can't believe how attached I am to seeing you every day. I know you will do the best you can to get to me babe. I will go to teach my class at your midnight,ham
I'm sorry. I've joined the league of people that dont keep in touch. You mean a great deal to me. You have been a friend at all times even at great personal cost. Do have a great week.|,ham
He says he'll give me a call when his friend's got the money but that he's definitely buying before the end of the week,ham
You busy or can I come by at some point and figure out what we're doing tomorrow,ham
Love that holiday Monday feeling even if I have to go to the dentists in an hour,ham
At home by the way,ham
No b4 Thursday,ham
You still around? Looking to pick up later,ham
Ok lor... Or u wan me go look 4 u?,ham
Rofl betta invest in some anti aging products,ham
"I wasn't well babe, i have swollen glands at my throat ... What did you end up doing ?",ham
Ok lor...,ham
How do you plan to manage that,ham
Wat time r Ì_ going to xin's hostel?,ham
Yeah he got in at 2 and was v apologetic. n had fallen out and she was actin like spoilt child and he got caught up in that. Till 2! But we won't go there! Not doing too badly cheers. You?,ham
Aiyo u so poor thing... Then u dun wan 2 eat? U bathe already?,ham
So i asked how's anthony. Dad. And your bf,ham
i thought we were doing a king of the hill thing there.,ham
Blank is Blank. But wat is blank? Lol,ham
I'll probably be around mu a lot,ham
Crazy ar he's married. ÌÏ like gd looking guys not me. My frens like say he's korean leona's fave but i dun thk he is. Aft some thinking mayb most prob i'll go.,ham
"Sorry, I'll call later",ham
"Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: \Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it..\"" GOODMORNING""",ham
We are supposed to meet to discuss abt our trip... Thought xuhui told you? In the afternoon. Thought we can go for lesson after that,ham
"The LAY MAN! Just to let you know you are missed and thought off. Do have a great day. And if you can send me bimbo and ugo's numbers, ill appreciate. Safe",ham
Ok. Every night take a warm bath drink a cup of milk and you'll see a work of magic. You still need to loose weight. Just so that you know,ham
Even i cant close my eyes you are in me our vava playing umma :-D,ham
All e best 4 ur exam later.,ham
I think steyn surely get one wicket:),ham
True. Its easier with her here.,ham
Ok how you dear. Did you call chechi,ham
My love ... I hope your not doing anything drastic. Don't you dare sell your pc or your phone ...,ham
I am in your office na.,ham
That's one of the issues but california is okay. No snow so its manageable,ham
For me the love should start with attraction.i should feel that I need her every time around me.she should be the first thing which comes in my thoughts.I would start the day and end it with her.she should be there every time I dream.love will be then when my every breath has her name.my life should happen around her.my life will be named to her.I would cry for her.will give all my happiness and take all her sorrows.I will be ready to fight with anyone for her.I will be in love when I will be doing the craziest things for her.love will be when I don't have to proove anyone that my girl is the most beautiful lady on the whole planet.I will always be singing praises for her.love will be when I start up making chicken curry and end up makiing sambar.life will be the most beautiful then.will get every morning and thank god for the day because she is with me.I would like to say a lot..will tell later..,ham
For The First Time In The History 'Need' 'Comfort' And 'Luxury' Are Sold At Same Price In India..!! Onion-Rs. <#> Petrol-Rs. <#> Beer-Rs. <#> SHESIL <#>,ham
Me fine..absolutly fine,ham
Oh and by the way you do have more food in your fridge! Want to go out for a meal tonight?,ham
I'm watching lotr w my sis dis aft. So u wan 2 meet me 4 dinner at nite a not?,ham
O ic lol. Should play 9 doors sometime yo,ham
Good afternoon my boytoy. How goes that walking here and there day ? Did you get that police abstract? Are you still out and about? I wake and miss you babe,ham
"I am real, baby! I want to bring out your inner tigress...",ham
Yup ok thanx...,ham
No. It's not pride. I'm almost <#> years old and shouldn't be takin money from my kid. You're not supposed to have to deal with this stuff. This is grownup stuff--why i don't tell you.,ham
Yes. Nigh you cant aha.,ham
This pain couldn't have come at a worse time.,ham
"Sorry that took so long, omw now",ham
What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..,ham
You still around? I could use a half-8th,ham
"Û_ we r stayin here an extra week, back next wed. How did we do in the rugby this weekend? Hi to and and , c u soon \""ham""",ham
IM FINE BABES AINT BEEN UP 2 MUCH THO! SAW SCARY MOVIE YEST ITS QUITE FUNNY! WANT 2MRW AFTERNOON? AT TOWN OR MALL OR SUMTHIN?xx,ham
They said Ì_ dun haf passport or smth like dat.. Or Ì_ juz send to my email account..,ham
So is there anything specific I should be doing with regards to jaklin or what because idk what the fuck,ham
What???? Hello wats talks email address?,ham
Having lunch:)you are not in online?why?,ham
He also knows about lunch menu only da. . I know,ham
Can do lor...,ham
Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly,ham
About <#> bucks. The banks fees are fixed. Better to call the bank and find out.,ham
"K, I might come by tonight then if my class lets out early",ham
Guess which pub im in? Im as happy as a pig in clover or whatever the saying is!,ham
"Aight that'll work, thanks",ham
Enjoy ur life. . Good night,ham
I wont touch you with out your permission.,ham
"Wait that's still not all that clear, were you not sure about me being sarcastic or that that's why x doesn't want to live with us",ham
Much better now thanks lol,ham
Sounds like there could be a lot of time spent in that chastity device boy ... *grins* ... Or take your beatings like a good dog. Going to lounge in a nice long bath now ?,ham
Great. P diddy is my neighbor and comes for toothpaste every morning,ham
Oh ok i didnt know what you meant. Yep i am baby jontin,ham
Ambrith..madurai..met u in arun dha marrge..remembr?,ham
Can you pls send me that company name. In saibaba colany,ham
Hey are you angry with me. Reply me dr.,ham
Ha... Both of us doing e same thing. But i got tv 2 watch. U can thk of where 2 go tonight or u already haf smth in mind...,ham
I knew it... U slept v late yest? Wake up so late...,ham
Do we have any spare power supplies,ham
Hi baby ive just got back from work and i was wanting to see u allday! I hope i didnt piss u off on the phone today. If u are up give me a call xxx,ham
May i call You later Pls,ham
What's the significance?,ham
On the road so cant txt,ham
", , and picking them up from various points | going 2 yeovil | and they will do the motor project 4 3 hours | and then u take them home. || 12 2 5.30 max. || Very easy",ham
I am going to sleep. I am tired of travel.,ham
"Thats a bit weird, even ?- where is the do supposed to be happening? But good idea, sure they will be in pub!",ham
"Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: \Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it..\"" GOODMORNING""",ham
Have a good evening! Ttyl,ham
I remain unconvinced that this isn't an elaborate test of my willpower,ham
Not thought bout it... || Drink in tap & spile at seven. || Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. || Ok?,ham
Cps is causing the outages to conserve energy.,ham
"Okay. No no, just shining on. That was meant to be signing, but that sounds better.",ham
Imagine Life WITHOUT ME... see.. How fast u are searching me?Don't worry.. l'm always there To disturb U.. Goodnoon..:),ham
Aiyar u so poor thing... I give u my support k... Jia you! I'll think of u...,ham
"A boy was late 2 home. His father: \POWER OF FRNDSHIP\""""",ham
Yes... I trust u to buy new stuff ASAP so I can try it out,ham
"K, I might come by tonight then if my class lets out early",ham
"House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on <#> th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?",ham
"Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da.",ham
Jokin only lar... :-) depends on which phone my father can get lor...,ham
How do you guys go to see movies on your side.,ham
"V-aluable. A-ffectionate. L-oveable. E-ternal. N-oble. T-ruthful. I-ntimate. N-atural. E-namous. Happy \VALENTINES DAY\"" in advance""",ham
Hai ana tomarrow am coming on morning. <DECIMAL> ill be there in sathy then we ll go to RTO office. Reply me after came to home.,ham
Boo what time u get out? U were supposed to take me shopping today. :(,ham
"Anyway I don't think I can secure anything up here, lemme know if you want me to drive down south and chill",ham
Ok lor. I ned 2 go toa payoh 4 a while 2 return smth u wan 2 send me there or wat?,ham
Package all your programs well,ham
He dint tell anything. He is angry on me that why you told to abi.,ham
"He is impossible to argue with and he always treats me like his sub, like he never released me ... Which he did and I will remind him of that if necessary",ham
At 4. Let's go to bill millers,ham
We're on the opposite side from where we dropped you off,ham
Hello hun how ru? Its here by the way. Im good. Been on 2 dates with that guy i met in walkabout so far. We have to meet up soon. Hows everyone else?,ham
I'm really not up to it still tonight babe,ham
That seems unnecessarily hostile,ham
I can make lasagna for you... vodka...,ham
Lol well don't do it without me. We could have a big sale together.,ham
Waiting for your call.,ham
"I shall book chez jules for half eight, if that's ok with you?",ham
"Good afternoon sexy buns! How goes the job search ? I wake and you are my first thought as always, my love. I wish your fine and happy and know I adore you!",ham
"Got ur mail Dileep.thank you so muchand look forward to lots of support...very less contacts here,remember one venugopal you mentioned.tomorrow if not late,i shall try to come up till there.goodnight dear.",ham
"Gal n boy walking in d park. gal-can i hold ur hand? boy-y? do u think i would run away? gal-no, jst wana c how it feels walking in heaven with an prince..GN:-)",ham
Hey what's up charles sorry about the late reply.,ham
It shall be fine. I have avalarr now. Will hollalater,ham
You can jot down things you want to remember later.,ham
I think steyn surely get one wicket:),ham
"Honeybee Said: *I'm d Sweetest in d World* God Laughed & Said: *Wait,U Havnt Met d Person Reading This Msg* MORAL: Even GOD Can Crack Jokes! GM+GN+GE+GN:)",ham
Is there coming friday is leave for pongal?do you get any news from your work place.,ham
Ok how you dear. Did you call chechi,ham
No my mum went 2 dentist.,ham
"LOL .. *grins* .. I'm not babe, but thanks for thinking of me!",ham
Its good to hear from you,ham
By monday next week. Give me the full gist,ham
Can you do a mag meeting this avo at some point?,ham
I hope your pee burns tonite.,ham
Are you in castor? You need to see something,ham
Have a nice day my dear.,ham
He's really into skateboarding now despite the fact that he gets thrown off of it and winds up with bandages and shit all over his arms every five minutes,ham
"It's cool, let me know before it kicks off around <#> , I'll be out and about all day",ham
(That said can you text him one more time?),ham
THANX4 TODAY CER IT WAS NICE 2 CATCH UP BUT WE AVE 2 FIND MORE TIME MORE OFTEN OH WELL TAKE CARE C U SOON.C,ham
"Awesome, I'll see you in a bit",ham
Near kalainar tv office.thenampet,ham
How much is blackberry bold2 in nigeria.,ham
I borrow ur bag ok.,ham
Hi Petey!noiåÕm ok just wanted 2 chat coz avent spoken 2 u 4 a long time-hope ur doin alrite.have good nit at js love ya am.x,ham
"Just got part Nottingham - 3 hrs 63miles. Good thing i love my man so much, but only doing 40mph. Hey ho",ham
"Nah, I'm a perpetual DD",ham
The monthly amount is not that terrible and you will not pay anything till 6months after finishing school.,ham
Take something for pain. If it moves however to any side in the next 6hrs see a doctor.,ham
Aah bless! How's your arm?,ham
Ya it came a while ago,ham
I love to give massages. I use lots of baby oil... What is your fave position?,ham
"wiskey Brandy Rum Gin Beer Vodka Scotch Shampain Wine \KUDI\""yarasu dhina vaazhthukkal. ..""",ham
Yes but I don't care cause I know its there!,ham
In which place do you want da.,ham
aathi..where are you dear..,ham
Wot about on wed nite I am 3 then but only til 9!,ham
"Edison has rightly said, \A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer\"" Now you know why all of us are speechless during ViVa.. GM",ham
You're not sure that I'm not trying to make xavier smoke because I don't want to smoke after being told I smoke too much?,ham
Lol or I could just starve and lose a pound by the end of the day.,ham
Lmao. Take a pic and send it to me.,ham
Bull. Your plan was to go floating off to IKEA with me without a care in the world. So i have to live with your mess another day.,ham
"Sorry, I'll call later",ham
I was about to do it when i texted. I finished a long time ago and showered and er'ything!,ham
Can you let me know details of fri when u find out cos I'm not in tom or fri. mentionned chinese. Thanks,ham
She doesnt need any test.,ham
\HEY KATE,ham
"Some friends want me to drive em someplace, probably take a while",ham
"Kate jackson rec center before 7ish, right?",ham
You're not sure that I'm not trying to make xavier smoke because I don't want to smoke after being told I smoke too much?,ham
I got lousy sleep. I kept waking up every 2 hours to see if my cat wanted to come in. I worry about him when its cold :(,ham
"Hello. Sort of out in town already. That . So dont rush home, I am eating nachos. Will let you know eta.",ham
Host-based IDPS for linux systems.,ham
"Sorry, I'll call later",ham
No did you check? I got his detailed message now,ham
"We are hoping to get away by 7, from Langport. You still up for town tonight?",ham
"Sure thing big man. i have hockey elections at 6, shouldnÛ÷t go on longer than an hour though",ham
Ok. So april. Cant wait,ham
Ok c Ì_ then.,ham
That's y i said it's bad dat all e gals know u... Wat u doing now?,ham
"Good stuff, will do.",ham
Good morning princess! Happy New Year!,ham
Well at this right I'm gonna have to get up and check today's steam sales/pee so text me when you want me to come get you,ham
Then we gotta do it after that,ham
"Nah, Wednesday. When should I bring the mini cheetos bag over?",ham
Oh just getting even with u.... u?,ham
Ok lor but not too early. Me still having project meeting now.,ham
I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of <#> Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. <#> lacs..thats my prob,ham
I told your number to gautham..,ham
"She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,",ham
God's love has no limit. God's grace has no measure. God's power has no boundaries. May u have God's endless blessings always in ur life...!! Gud ni8,ham
Come by our room at some point so we can iron out the plan for this weekend,ham
Now press conference da:),ham
Is ur paper today in e morn or aft?,ham
"Guy, no flash me now. If you go call me, call me. How madam. Take care oh.",ham
Dai i downloaded but there is only exe file which i can only run that exe after installing.,ham
K..u also dont msg or reply to his msg..,ham
and picking them up from various points,ham
Happy birthday... May u find ur prince charming soon n dun work too hard...,ham
When u love someone Dont make them to love u as much as u do. But Love them so much that they dont want to be loved by anyone except you... Gud nit.,ham
No got new job at bar in airport on satsgettin 4.47per hour but means no lie in! keep in touch,ham
"Nt only for driving even for many reasons she is called BBD..thts it chikku, then hw abt dvg cold..heard tht vinobanagar violence hw is the condition..and hw ru ? Any problem?",ham
"Ok. Can be later showing around 8-8:30 if you want + cld have drink before. Wld prefer not to spend money on nosh if you don't mind, as doing that nxt wk.",ham
Man this bus is so so so slow. I think you're gonna get there before me,ham
I can send you a pic if you like :),ham
Then dun wear jeans lor...,ham
"Rose for red,red for blood,blood for heart,heart for u. But u for me.... Send tis to all ur friends.. Including me.. If u like me.. If u get back, 1-u r poor in relation! 2-u need some 1 to support 3-u r frnd 2 many 4-some1 luvs u 5+- some1 is praying god to marry u.:-) try it....",ham
Didn't you get hep b immunisation in nigeria.,ham
Was the actual exam harder than NBME,ham
Okie...,ham
Ok...,ham
Let Ur Heart Be Ur Compass Ur Mind Ur Map Ur Soul Ur Guide And U Will Never loose in world....gnun - Sent via WAY2SMS.COM,ham
Its worse if if uses half way then stops. Its better for him to complete it.,ham
From 5 to 2 only my work timing.,ham
Networking technical support associate.,ham
Ok..,ham
No no. I will check all rooms befor activities,ham
I lost 4 pounds since my doc visit last week woot woot! Now I'm gonna celebrate by stuffing my face!,ham
*deep sigh* ... I miss you :-( ... I am really surprised you haven't gone to the net cafe yet to get to me ... Don't you miss me?,ham
Yoyyooo u know how to change permissions for a drive in mac. My usb flash drive,ham
Yeah. I got a list with only u and Joanna if I'm feeling really anti social,ham
HARD BUT TRUE: How much you show & express your love to someone....that much it will hurt when they leave you or you get seperated...!ö´Ó_??Û¬ud evening...,ham
Reverse is cheating. That is not mathematics.,ham
You said to me before i went back to bed that you can't sleep for anything.,ham
U should make a fb list,ham
Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good morning.:,ham
Yes..gauti and sehwag out of odi series.,ham
Right it wasnt you who phoned it was someone with a number like yours!,ham
What time. IÛ÷m out until prob 3 or so,ham
"Sorry, I'll call later in meeting.",ham
Ok ill send you with in <DECIMAL> ok.,ham
ILL B DOWN SOON,ham
Now only i reached home. . . I am very tired now. . I will come tomorro,ham
We can make a baby in yo tho,ham
I'm home. Ard wat time will u reach?,ham
Hey we can go jazz power yoga hip hop kb and yogasana,ham
Okie.. Thanx..,ham
In which place do you want da.,ham
Nvm... I'm going to wear my sport shoes anyway... I'm going to be late leh.,ham
How i noe... She's in da car now... Later then c lar... I'm wearing shorts...,ham
Dai what this da.. Can i send my resume to this id.,ham
Are you at work right now ?,ham
what number do u live at? Is it 11?,ham
If You mean the website. Yes.,ham
"Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other... and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time. Gud ni8",ham
Eat jap done oso aft ur lect wat... ÌÏ got lect at 12 rite...,ham
Then Ì_ come n pick me at 530 ar?,ham
No..its ful of song lyrics..,ham
I wan but too early lei... Me outside now wun b home so early... Neva mind then...,ham
It's ok i wun b angry. Msg u aft i come home tonight.,ham
"\Im at arestaurant eating squid! i will be out about 10:30 wanna dosomething or is that to late?\""""",ham
"Can meh? Thgt some will clash... Really ah, i dun mind... I dun seen to have lost any weight... Gee...",ham
"As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there.",ham
No message..no responce..what happend?,ham
Can... I'm free...,ham
And smile for me right now as you go and the world will wonder what you are smiling about and think your crazy and keep away from you ... *grins*,ham
"K I'll head out in a few mins, see you there",ham
Yes:)here tv is always available in work place..,ham
Ho ho - big belly laugh! See ya tomo,ham
It will stop on itself. I however suggest she stays with someone that will be able to give ors for every stool.,ham
I can ask around but there's not a lot in terms of mids up here,ham
"\EY! CALM DOWNON THEACUSATIONS.. ITXT U COS IWANA KNOW WOTU R DOIN AT THEW/END... HAVENTCN U IN AGES..RING ME IF UR UP4 NETHING SAT.LOVE J XXX.\""""",ham
I accidentally brought em home in the box,ham
You will be in the place of that man,ham
Just got to <#>,ham
", ow u dey.i paid 60,400thousad.i told u would call .",ham
2 and half years i missed your friendship:-),ham
Sorry. || mail? ||,ham
So wat's da decision?,ham
"That's fine, have him give me a call if he knows what he wants or has any questions",ham
"Awesome, that gonna be soon or later tonight?",ham
What he said is not the matter. My mind saying some other matter is there.,ham
i am going to bed now prin,ham
"Good evening Sir, Al Salam Wahleykkum.sharing a happy news.By the grace of God, i got an offer from Tayseer,TISSCO and i joined.Hope you are fine.Inshah Allah,meet you sometime.Rakhesh,visitor from India.",ham
The search 4 happiness is 1 of d main sources of unhappiness! Accept life the way it comes! U will find happiness in every moment u live.,ham
Hasn't that been the pattern recently crap weekends?,ham
"By march ending, i should be ready. But will call you for sure. The problem is that my capital never complete. How far with you. How's work and the ladies",ham
"Sorry, I'll call later",ham
"Cool, text me when you head out",ham
Not thought bout it... || Drink in tap & spile at seven. || Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. || Ok?,ham
"Haha just kidding, papa needs drugs",ham
Not yet had..ya sapna aunty manege y'day hogidhe..chinnu full weak and swalpa black agidhane..,ham
"\Gimme a few\"" was <#> minutes ago""",ham
Well keep in mind I've only got enough gas for one more round trip barring a sudden influx of cash,ham
We stopped to get ice cream and will go back after,ham
Lol where do u come up with these ideas?,ham
Lol I would but my mom would have a fit and tell the whole family how crazy and terrible I am,ham
I will reach ur home in <#> minutes,ham
"Hello, my love ! How went your day ? Are you alright ? I think of you, my sweet and send a jolt to your heart to remind you ... I LOVE YOU! Can you hear it ? I screamed it across the sea for all the world to hear. Ahmad al Hallaq is loved ! and owned ! *possessive passionate kiss*",ham
"Just checked out, heading out to drop off my stuff now",ham
"Total disappointment, when I texted you was the craziest shit got :(",ham
"Hey babe! I saw you came online for a second and then you disappeared, what happened ?",ham
But i haf enuff space got like 4 mb...,ham
At 4. Let's go to bill millers,ham
Pls i wont belive god.not only jesus.,ham
How much for an eighth?,ham
\Wen u miss someone,ham
"Cant believe i said so many things to you this morning when all i really wanted to say was good morning, i love you! Have a beautiful morning. See you in the library later.",ham
HI BABE IM AT HOME NOW WANNA DO SOMETHING? XX,ham
Ok thanx... Take care then...,ham
LOL ... Have you made plans for new years?,ham
I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message,ham
You only hate me. You can call any but you didnt accept even a single call of mine. Or even you messaged,ham
\Hey j! r u feeling any better,ham
Wot about on wed nite I am 3 then but only til 9!,ham
You need to get up. Now.,ham
Hai priya are you right. What doctor said pa. Where are you.,ham
You all ready for * big day tomorrow?,ham
We will meet soon princess! Ttyl!,ham
Didn't you get hep b immunisation in nigeria.,ham
Customer place i will call you,ham
Will be office around 4 pm. Now i am going hospital.,ham
"Ask g or iouri, I've told the story like ten times already",ham
Ok but tell me half an hr b4 u come i need 2 prepare.,ham
"'Wnevr i wana fal in luv vth my books, My bed fals in luv vth me..!'' . Yen madodu, nav pretsorginta, nammanna pretsovru important alwa....!!:) Gud eveB-).",ham
Que pases un buen tiempo or something like that,ham
Ok that's great thanx a lot.,ham
I went to project centre,ham
At home by the way,ham
If you hear a loud scream in about <#> minutes its cause my Gyno will be shoving things up me that don't belong :/,ham
Stupid.its not possible,ham
Okie,ham
Guessin you ain't gonna be here before 9?,ham
Mm i am on the way to railway,ham
"Good morning, my Love ... I go to sleep now and wish you a great day full of feeling better and opportunity ... You are my last thought babe, I LOVE YOU *kiss*",ham
Reckon need to be in town by eightish to walk from * carpark.,ham
I'm in inside office..still filling forms.don know when they leave me.,ham
Raviyog Peripherals bhayandar east,ham
Merry christmas to u too annie!,ham
Yup ok...,ham
No that just means you have a fat head,ham
"I think we're going to finn's now, come",ham
Ok. I only ask abt e movie. U wan ktv oso?,ham
Nah im goin 2 the wrks with j wot bout u?,ham
Dunno y u ask me.,ham
"Beautiful tomorrow never comes.. When it comes, it's already TODAY.. In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow don't waste your wonderful TODAY.. GOODMORNING:)",ham
Yo you guys ever figure out how much we need for alcohol? Jay and I are trying to figure out how much we can safely spend on weed,ham
Eh u remember how 2 spell his name... Yes i did. He v naughty make until i v wet.,ham
"Looks like you found something to do other than smoke, great job!",ham
Call me when u finish then i come n pick u.,ham
Y de asking like this.,ham
Oh shut it. Omg yesterday I had a dream that I had 2 kids both boys. I was so pissed. Not only about the kids but them being boys. I even told mark in my dream that he was changing diapers cause I'm not getting owed in the face.,ham
"What do you do, my dog ? Must I always wait till the end of your day to have word from you ? Did you run out of time on your cell already?",ham
when you and derek done with class?,ham
"It doesnt make sense to take it there unless its free. If you need to know more, wikipedia.com",ham
Dude got a haircut. Now its breezy up there,ham
"Sorry, in meeting I'll call you later",ham
"K will do, addie & I are doing some art so I'll be here when you get home",ham
"Sorry, I'll call later",ham
And do you have any one that can teach me how to ship cars.,ham
She's fine. Good to hear from you. How are you my dear? Happy new year oh.,ham
I think i am disturbing her da,ham
"No worries, hope photo shoot went well. have a spiffing fun at workage.",ham
Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld & they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:\if it is made by my students,ham
K. I will sent it again,ham
Huh so late... Fr dinner?,ham
If u dun drive then how i go 2 sch.,ham
U sick still can go shopping?,ham
I'm on the bus. Love you,ham
Yes i thought so. Thanks.,ham
"Today is \song dedicated day..\"" Which song will u dedicate for me? Send this to all ur valuable frnds but first rply me...""",ham
"Oh... Icic... K lor, den meet other day...",ham
Si si. I think ill go make those oreo truffles.,ham
Your brother is a genius,ham
So Ì_ pay first lar... Then when is da stock comin...,ham
The 2 oz guy is being kinda flaky but one friend is interested in picking up $ <#> worth tonight if possible,ham
How much would it cost to hire a hitman,ham
Dont hesitate. You know this is the second time she has had weakness like that. So keep i notebook of what she eat and did the day before or if anything changed the day before so that we can be sure its nothing,ham
Huh but i cant go 2 ur house empty handed right?,ham
"Ahhhh...just woken up!had a bad dream about u tho,so i dont like u right now :) i didnt know anything about comedy night but i guess im up for it.",ham
"It's cool, let me know before it kicks off around <#> , I'll be out and about all day",ham
"Hey elaine, is today's meeting still on?",ham
"I am late,so call you tomorrow morning.take care sweet dreams....u and me...ummifying...bye.",ham
"Since when, which side, any fever, any vomitin.",ham
"Goodmorning, Today i am late for <#> min.",ham
I dont know why she.s not getting your messages,ham
Gud ni8 dear..slp well..take care..swt dreams..Muah..,ham
"Haha figures, well I found the piece and priscilla's bowl",ham
So how's scotland. Hope you are not over showing your JJC tendencies. Take care. Live the dream,ham
Not from this campus. Are you in the library?,ham
Studying. But i.ll be free next weekend.,ham
"Damn, poor zac doesn't stand a chance",ham
Ok..,ham
I want to see your pretty pussy...,ham
R u in this continent?,ham
either way works for me. I am <#> years old. Hope that doesnt bother you.,ham
I didnt get anything da,ham
Dude how do you like the buff wind.,ham
No you'll just get a headache trying to figure it out. U can trust me to do the math. I promise. O:-),ham
I am late. I will be there at,ham
"\Gimme a few\"" was <#> minutes ago""",ham
Cramps stopped. Going back to sleep,ham
Still chance there. If you search hard you will get it..let have a try :),ham
Hey!!! I almost forgot ... Happy B-day babe ! I love ya!!,ham
You still at grand prix?,ham
YO YO YO BYATCH WHASSUP?,ham
ÌÏ all write or wat..,ham
\YEH I AM DEF UP4 SOMETHING SAT,ham
K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:),ham
I've sent Ì_ my part..,ham
"Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: \Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it..\"" GOODMORNING""",ham
Captain vijaykanth is doing comedy in captain tv..he is drunken :),ham
Ok i will tell her to stay out. Yeah its been tough but we are optimistic things will improve this month.,ham
Ok,ham
Gud mrng dear hav a nice day,ham
Better. Made up for Friday and stuffed myself like a pig yesterday. Now I feel bleh. But at least its not writhing pain kind of bleh.,ham
Ya i knw u vl giv..its ok thanks kano..anyway enjoy wit ur family wit 1st salary..:-);-),ham
thanks for the temales it was wonderful. Thank. Have a great week.,ham
I remain unconvinced that this isn't an elaborate test of my willpower,ham
Hey mate. Spoke to the mag people. WeÛ÷re on. the is deliver by the end of the month. Deliver on the 24th sept. Talk later.,ham
";-( oh well, c u later",ham
Is ur changes 2 da report big? Cos i've already made changes 2 da previous report.,ham
Well there's a pattern emerging of my friends telling me to drive up and come smoke with them and then telling me that I'm a weed fiend/make them smoke too much/impede their doing other things so you see how I'm hesitant,ham
ÌÏ predict wat time Ì_'ll finish buying?,ham
Dear where you will be when i reach there,ham
Alright i have a new goal now,ham
No calls..messages..missed calls,ham
Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu,ham
Pls dont restrict her from eating anythin she likes for the next two days.,ham
Nope but i'm going home now then go pump petrol lor... Like going 2 rain soon...,ham
Hi. || Do u want | to join me with sts later? || Meeting them at five. || Call u after class.,ham
"Sir, I have been late in paying rent for the past few months and had to pay a $ <#> charge. I felt it would be inconsiderate of me to nag about something you give at great cost to yourself and that's why i didnt speak up. I however am in a recession and wont be able to pay the charge this month hence my askin well ahead of month's end. Can you please help. Thanks",ham
We stopped to get ice cream and will go back after,ham
Aiyah ok wat as long as got improve can already wat...,ham
Just forced myself to eat a slice. I'm really not hungry tho. This sucks. Mark is getting worried. He knows I'm sick when I turn down pizza. Lol,ham
He says hi and to get your ass back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger),ham
Hi.:)technical support.providing assistance to us customer through call and email:),ham
Go where n buy? Juz buy when we get there lar.,ham
Company is very good.environment is terrific and food is really nice:),ham
What can i do? Might accidant tookplace between somewhere ghodbandar rd. Traffic moves slovely. So plz slip & don't worry.,ham
I went to project centre,ham
I'm freezing and craving ice. Fml,ham
They released vday shirts and when u put it on it makes your bottom half naked instead of those white underwear.,ham
Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..,ham
Aww that's the first time u said u missed me without asking if I missed u first. You DO love me! :),ham
Well i will watch shrek in 3D!!B),ham
We are okay. Going to sleep now. Later,ham
Also track down any lighters you can find,ham
Thts wat Wright Brother did to fly..,ham
Yo! Howz u? girls never rang after india. L,ham
Wah... Okie okie... Muz make use of e unlimited... Haha...,ham
\Keep ur problems in ur heart,ham
"Can meh? Thgt some will clash... Really ah, i dun mind... I dun seen to have lost any weight... Gee...",ham
Ok good then i later come find Ì_... C lucky i told Ì_ to go earlier... Later pple take finish Ì_ no more again...,ham
"Hello, hello, hi lou sorry it took so long 2 reply- I left mobile at friends in Lancaster, just got it bak Neway im sorry I couldnåÕt make ur båÕday 2 hun!",ham
You need to get up. Now.,ham
Why didn't u call on your lunch?,ham
When you are big..| God will bring success.,ham
Sorry i missed your call. Can you please call back.,ham
Quite late lar... Ard 12 anyway i wun b drivin...,ham
"Aight that'll work, thanks",ham
Yeah it's jus rite...,ham
Are you going to write ccna exam this week??,ham
NEFT Transaction with reference number <#> for Rs. <DECIMAL> has been credited to the beneficiary account on <#> at <TIME> : <#>,ham
Yup no more already... Thanx 4 printing n handing it up.,ham
"I noe la... U wana pei bf oso rite... K lor, other days den...",ham
Apps class varaya elaya.,ham
"He has lots of used ones babe, but the model doesn't help. Youi have to bring it over and he'll match it up",ham
2mro i am not coming to gym machan. Goodnight.,ham
U don't know how stubborn I am. I didn't even want to go to the hospital. I kept telling Mark I'm not a weak sucker. Hospitals are for weak suckers.,ham
Nothing. Can...,ham
I'm always on yahoo messenger now. Just send the message to me and i.ll get it you may have to send it in the mobile mode sha but i.ll get it. And will reply.,ham
"Sun cant come to earth but send luv as rays. cloud cant come to river but send luv as rain. I cant come to meet U, but can send my care as msg to U. Gud evng",ham
"Cool, I'll text you in a few",ham
Is xy in ur car when u picking me up?,ham
Nope wif my sis lor... Aft bathing my dog then i can bathe... Looks like it's going 2 rain soon.,ham
Cuz ibored. And don wanna study,ham
Yar else i'll thk of all sorts of funny things.,ham
No no. I will check all rooms befor activities,ham
"Hmm... Dunno leh, mayb a bag 4 goigng out dat is not too small. Or jus anything except perfume, smth dat i can keep.",ham
I ask if u meeting da ge tmr nite...,ham
Aight sorry I take ten years to shower. What's the plan?,ham
Sac needs to carry on:),ham
Yes watching footie but worried we're going to blow it - Phil Neville?,ham
"Yeah why not, is the gang all ready",ham
"Awesome, plan to get here any time after like <#> , I'll text you details in a wee bit",ham
Is xy in ur car when u picking me up?,ham
Oh yeah I forgot. U can only take 2 out shopping at once.,ham
Yetunde i'm in class can you not run water on it to make it ok. Pls now.,ham
Misplaced your number and was sending texts to your old number. Wondering why i've not heard from you this year. All the best in your mcat. Got this number from my atlanta friends,ham
Sorry i've not gone to that place. I.ll do so tomorrow. Really sorry.,ham
"Ha. You donÛ÷t know either. I did a a clever but simple thing with pears the other day, perfect for christmas.",ham
"sry can't talk on phone, with parents",ham
That means from february to april i'll be getting a place to stay down there so i don't have to hustle back and forth during audition season as i have since my sister moved away from harlem.,ham
Fine am simply sitting.,ham
I love u 2 babe! R u sure everything is alrite. Is he being an idiot? Txt bak girlie,ham
First answer my question.,ham
Already one guy loving you:-.,ham
Hope you are having a good week. Just checking in,ham
It is a good thing I'm now getting the connection to bw,ham
"K give me a sec, breaking a <#> at cstore",ham
Hurt me... Tease me... Make me cry... But in the end of my life when i die plz keep one rose on my grave and say STUPID I MISS U.. HAVE A NICE DAY BSLVYL,ham
"Sorry I flaked last night, shit's seriously goin down with my roommate, what you up to tonight?",ham
"Shit that is really shocking and scary, cant imagine for a second. Def up for night out. Do u think there is somewhere i could crash for night, save on taxi?",ham
Are you sure you don't mean \get here,ham
Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly,ham
"Garbage bags, eggs, jam, bread, hannaford wheat chex",ham
Can do lor...,ham
Check wid corect speling i.e. Sarcasm,ham
"Sorry battery died, yeah I'm here",ham
Please don't text me anymore. I have nothing else to say.,ham
How come?,ham
"No I'm good for the movie, is it ok if I leave in an hourish?",ham
Nobody can decide where to eat and dad wants Chinese,ham
"Good morning, my Love ... I go to sleep now and wish you a great day full of feeling better and opportunity ... You are my last thought babe, I LOVE YOU *kiss*",ham
I guess it is useless calling u 4 something important.,ham
Hai ana tomarrow am coming on morning. <DECIMAL> ill be there in sathy then we ll go to RTO office. Reply me after came to home.,ham
Do you work all this week ?,ham
"It could work, we'll reach a consensus at the next meeting",ham
I am back. Good journey! Let me know if you need any of the receipts. Shall i tell you like the pendent?,ham
You all ready for * big day tomorrow?,ham
I attended but nothing is there.,ham
It does it on its own. Most of the time it fixes my spelling. But sometimes it gets a completely diff word. Go figure,ham
"Yeah, don't go to bed, I'll be back before midnight",ham
"There'll be a minor shindig at my place later tonight, you interested?",ham
"Hello, my love. What are you doing? Did you get to that interview today? Are you you happy? Are you being a good boy? Do you think of me?Are you missing me ?",ham
Do you work all this week ?,ham
Yup,ham
IM LATE TELLMISS IM ON MY WAY,ham
I am not sure about night menu. . . I know only about noon menu,ham
"TODAY is Sorry day.! If ever i was angry with you, if ever i misbehaved or hurt you? plz plz JUST SLAP URSELF Bcoz, Its ur fault, I'm basically GOOD",ham
There the size of elephant tablets & u shove um up ur ass!!,ham
Cab is available.they pick up and drop at door steps.,ham
I'm already back home so no probably not,ham
"Thanks, I'll keep that in mind",ham
Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas,ham
So when do you wanna gym?,ham
Hurry home. Soup is DONE!,ham
Babe ? I lost you ... :-(,ham
Mm that time you dont like fun,ham
My drive can only be read. I need to write,ham
"Hmmm... Guess we can go 4 kb n power yoga... Haha, dunno we can tahan power yoga anot... Thk got lo oso, forgot liao...",ham
What's up my own oga. Left my phone at home and just saw ur messages. Hope you are good. Have a great weekend.,ham
"Ok omw now, you at castor?",ham
Ok i go change also...,ham
Huh? 6 also cannot? Then only how many mistakes?,ham
Can not use foreign stamps in this country.,ham
Sorry that was my uncle. I.ll keep in touch,ham
"Maybe westshore or hyde park village, the place near my house?",ham
Where are you call me.,ham
"Haha, my friend tyler literally just asked if you could get him a dubsack",ham
"whatever, im pretty pissed off.",ham
"Call me da, i am waiting for your call.",ham
cud u tell ppl im gona b a bit l8 cos 2 buses hav gon past cos they were full & im still waitin 4 1. Pete x,ham
Nothing will ever be easy. But don't be looking for a reason not to take a risk on life and love,ham
"Come round, it's .",ham
Oops my phone died and I didn't even know. Yeah I like it better.,ham
"Good afternoon, my boytoy ... How are you feeling today ? Better I hope? Are you being my good boy? Are you my obedient, slave? Do you please your Queen?",ham
Yay can't wait to party together!,ham
"Sorry, I'll call later",ham
Taka lor. Wat time u wan 2 come n look 4 us?,ham
Where are you?when wil you reach here?,ham
The battery is for mr adewale my uncle. Aka Egbon,ham
I had a good time too. Its nice to do something a bit different with my weekends for a change. See ya soon,ham
Great. Never been better. Each day gives even more reasons to thank God,ham
Jesus christ bitch I'm trying to give you drugs answer your fucking phone,ham
"whatever, im pretty pissed off.",ham
Yar he quite clever but aft many guesses lor. He got ask me 2 bring but i thk darren not so willing 2 go. Aiya they thk leona still not attach wat.,ham
Are you still playing with gautham?,ham
May i call You later Pls,ham
"Tick, tick, tick ... Babe",ham
have you ever had one foot before?,ham
"Height of \Oh shit....!!\"" situation: A guy throws a luv letter on a gal but falls on her brothers head whos a gay",ham
Not able to do anything.,ham
At what time are you coming.,ham
Just haven't decided where yet eh ?,ham
Havent mus ask if u can 1st wat. Of meet 4 lunch den u n him meet can already lor. Or u wan 2 go ask da ge 1st then confirm w me asap?,ham
Awww dat is sweet! We can think of something to do he he! Have a nice time tonight ill probably txt u later cos im lonely :( xxx.,ham
"Nope. Since ayo travelled, he has forgotten his guy",ham
"\HEY DAS COOL... IKNOW ALL 2 WELLDA PERIL OF STUDENTFINANCIAL CRISIS!SPK 2 U L8R.\""""",ham
", how's things? Just a quick question.",ham
Eat at old airport road... But now 630 oredi... Got a lot of pple...,ham
"Sorry, I'll call later",ham
K..k..i'm also fine:)when will you complete the course?,ham
Nan sonathaya soladha. Why boss?,ham
Hmm...my uncle just informed me that he's paying the school directly. So pls buy food.,ham
What???? Hello wats talks email address?,ham
Then Ì_ come n pick me at 530 ar?,ham
"Thanx. Yup we coming back on sun. Finish dinner going back 2 hotel now. Time flies, we're tog 4 exactly a mth today. Hope we'll haf many more mths to come...",ham
Nothing spl..wat abt u and whr ru?,ham
So li hai... Me bored now da lecturer repeating last weeks stuff waste time...,ham
"Do whatever you want. You know what the rules are. We had a talk earlier this week about what had to start happening, you showing responsibility. Yet, every week it's can i bend the rule this way? What about that way? Do whatever. I'm tired of having thia same argument with you every week. And a <#> movie DOESNT inlude the previews. You're still getting in after 1.",ham
Yes i think so. I am in office but my lap is in room i think thats on for the last few days. I didnt shut that down,ham
There is os called ubandu which will run without installing in hard disk...you can use that os to copy the important files in system and give it to repair shop..,ham
Is there a reason we've not spoken this year? Anyways have a great week and all the best in your exam,ham
Watching ajith film ah?,ham
They r giving a second chance to rahul dengra.,ham
I can't make it tonight,ham
Ok.,ham
I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message,ham
will you like to be spoiled? :),ham
K... Must book a not huh? so going for yoga basic on sunday?,ham
Wat r u doing?,ham
"Yar lor he wan 2 go c horse racing today mah, so eat earlier lor. I ate chicken rice. U?",ham
Speaking of does he have any cash yet?,ham
Ok... I din get ur msg...,ham
Aiyah ok wat as long as got improve can already wat...,ham
"Hi Shanil,Rakhesh here.thanks,i have exchanged the uncut diamond stuff.leaving back. Excellent service by Dino and Prem.",ham
"wow. You're right! I didn't mean to do that. I guess once i gave up on boston men and changed my search location to nyc, something changed. Cuz on my signin page it still says boston.",ham
How come?,ham
U studying in sch or going home? Anyway i'll b going 2 sch later.,ham
"Thank You for calling.Forgot to say Happy Onam to you Sirji.I am fine here and remembered you when i met an insurance person.Meet You in Qatar Insha Allah.Rakhesh, ex Tata AIG who joined TISSCO,Tayseer.",ham
Ok i wont call or disturb any one. I know all are avoiding me. I am a burden for all,ham
"Don't Think About \What u Have Got\"" Think About \""How to Use It That You Have Got\"" gooD ni8""",ham
"Idk. You keep saying that you're not, but since he moved, we keep butting heads over freedom vs. responsibility. And i'm tired. I have so much other shit to deal with that i'm barely keeping myself together once this gets added to it.",ham
would u fuckin believe it they didnt know i had thurs pre booked off so they re cancelled me AGAIN! that needs to b sacked,ham
Thanks for sending this mental ability question..,ham
Now am free call me pa.,ham
Hello handsome ! Are you finding that job ? Not being lazy ? Working towards getting back that net for mummy ? Where's my boytoy now ? Does he miss me ?,ham
Nite nite pocay wocay luv u more than n e thing 4eva I promise ring u 2morrowxxxx,ham
No calls..messages..missed calls,ham
"I'll get there at 3, unless you guys want me to come some time sooner",ham
How is it possible to teach you. And where.,ham
Watching tv now. I got new job :),ham
JADE ITS PAUL. Y DIDNåÕT U TXT ME? DO U REMEMBER ME FROM BARMED? I WANT 2 TALK 2 U! TXT ME,ham
No de.am seeing in online shop so that i asked.,ham
"Sorry,in meeting I'll call later",ham
Double eviction this week - Spiral and Michael and good riddance to them!,ham
I think the other two still need to get cash but we can def be ready by 9,ham
"Sorry I missed you babe. I was up late and slept in. I hope you enjoy your driving lesson, boytoy. I miss you too ... *teasing kiss*",ham
i see. When we finish we have loads of loans to pay,ham
So u gonna get deus ex?,ham
"Yeah there's barely enough room for the two of us, x has too many fucking shoes. Sorry man, see you later",ham
Ok... C ya...,ham
"Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Gud mrng",ham
"Yalru lyfu astne chikku.. Bt innu mundhe lyf ali halla ke bilo (marriage)program edhae, so lyf is nt yet ovr chikku..ali vargu lyfu meow meow:-D",ham
I would but I'm still cozy. And exhausted from last night.nobody went to school or work. Everything is closed.,ham
I want to go to perumbavoor,ham
That means get the door,ham
U GOIN OUT 2NITE?,ham
S:-)kallis wont play in first two odi:-),ham
Hi its in durban are you still on this number,ham
Ok... Help me ask if she's working tmr a not?,ham
Its on in engalnd! But telly has decided it won't let me watch it and mia and elliot were kissing! Damn it!,ham
Me i'm not workin. Once i get job...,ham
I think asking for a gym is the excuse for lazy people. I jog.,ham
"My friend, she's studying at warwick, we've planned to go shopping and to concert tmw, but it may be canceled, havn't seen for ages, yeah we should get together sometime!",ham
Hey. For me there is no leave on friday. Wait i will ask my superior and tell you..,ham
"Ok, be careful ! Don't text and drive !",ham
Tell me something. Thats okay.,ham
I am sorry it hurt you.,ham
My house here e sky quite dark liao... If raining then got excuse not 2 run already rite... Hee...,ham
Is there any training tomorrow?,ham
ILL B DOWN SOON,ham
Ok...,ham
I'm done oredi...,ham
\ER,ham
Ok i will tell her to stay out. Yeah its been tough but we are optimistic things will improve this month.,ham
"wiskey Brandy Rum Gin Beer Vodka Scotch Shampain Wine \KUDI\""yarasu dhina vaazhthukkal. ..""",ham
I sent them. Do you like?,ham
"Just got some gas money, any chance you and the gang want to go on a grand nature adventure?",ham
This is ur face test ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 <#> ) select any number i will tell ur face astrology.... am waiting. quick reply...,ham
Meet after lunch la...,ham
Okay lor... Wah... like that def they wont let us go... Haha... What did they say in the terms and conditions?,ham
Hello beautiful r u ok? I've kinda ad a row wiv and he walked out the pub?? I wanted a night wiv u Miss u,ham
"Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU & I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people & u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...",ham
"Like I made him throw up when we were smoking in our friend's car one time, it was awesome",ham
Smith waste da.i wanna gayle.,ham
Did u receive my msg?,ham
"Go until jurong point, crazy.. Available only in bugis n great world la e buffet... Cine there got amore wat...",ham
Dont hesitate. You know this is the second time she has had weakness like that. So keep i notebook of what she eat and did the day before or if anything changed the day before so that we can be sure its nothing,ham
Then we wait 4 u lor... No need 2 feel bad lar...,ham
Unlimited texts. Limited minutes.,ham
I am literally in bed and have been up for like <#> hours,ham
"idc get over here, you are not weaseling your way out of this shit twice in a row",ham
HIYA STU WOT U UP 2.IM IN SO MUCH TRUBLE AT HOME AT MOMENT EVONE HATES ME EVEN U! WOT THE HELL AV I DONE NOW? Y WONT U JUST TELL ME TEXT BCK PLEASE LUV DAN,ham
I pocked you up there before,ham
"Gumby's has a special where a <#> \ cheese pizza is $2 so I know what we're doin tonight""",ham
Thanks for yesterday sir. You have been wonderful. Hope you enjoyed the burial. MojiBiola,ham
Is she replying. Has boye changed his phone number,ham
"Hi hope u get this txt~journey hasnt been gd,now about 50 mins late I think.",ham
"Superb Thought- \Be grateful that u dont have everything u want. That means u still have an opportunity to be happier tomorrow than u are today.\"":-)""",ham
Just nw i came to hme da..,ham
I will treasure every moment we spend together...,ham
I know girls always safe and selfish know i got it pa. Thank you. good night.,ham
At the funeral home with Audrey and dad,ham
Are you this much buzy,ham
Why are u up so early?,ham
Sorry to be a pain. Is it ok if we meet another night? I spent late afternoon in casualty and that means i haven't done any of y stuff42moro and that includes all my time sheets and that. Sorry.,ham
Excellent! Wish we were together right now!,ham
U studying in sch or going home? Anyway i'll b going 2 sch later.,ham
E admin building there? I might b slightly earlier... I'll call u when i'm reaching...,ham
My sort code is and acc no is . The bank is natwest. Can you reply to confirm i've sent this to the right person!,ham
Yup bathe liao...,ham
"And very importantly, all we discuss is between u and i only.",ham
Can. Dunno wat to get 4 her...,ham
Should i buy him a blackberry bold 2 or torch. Should i buy him new or used. Let me know. Plus are you saying i should buy the <#> g wifi ipad. And what are you saying about the about the <#> g?,ham
Thanks love. But am i doing torch or bold.,ham
Your account has been refilled successfully by INR <DECIMAL> . Your KeralaCircle prepaid account balance is Rs <DECIMAL> . Your Transaction ID is KR <#> .,ham
Dunno lei... I thk mum lazy to go out... I neva ask her yet...,ham
"Solve d Case : A Man Was Found Murdered On <DECIMAL> . <#> AfterNoon. 1,His wife called Police. 2,Police questioned everyone. 3,Wife: Sir,I was sleeping, when the murder took place. 4.Cook: I was cooking. 5.Gardener: I was picking vegetables. 6.House-Maid: I went 2 d post office. 7.Children: We went 2 play. 8.Neighbour: We went 2 a marriage. Police arrested d murderer Immediately. Who's It? Reply With Reason, If U r Brilliant.",ham
Beauty sleep can help ur pimples too.,ham
She just broke down a list of reasons why nobody's in town and I can't tell if she's being sarcastic or just faggy,ham
You have got tallent but you are wasting.,ham
No need for the drug anymore.,ham
"I had been hoping i would not have to send you this message. My rent is due and i dont have enough for it. My reserves are completely gone. Its a loan i need and was hoping you could her. The balance is <#> . Is there a way i could get that from you, till mid march when i hope to pay back.",ham
No message..no responce..what happend?,ham
Shb b ok lor... Thanx...,ham
"* Was a nice day and, impressively, i was sensible, went home early and now feel fine. Or am i just boring?! When's yours, i can't remember.",ham
Sent me ur email id soon,ham
Wake me up at <#> am morning:),ham
:-) yeah! Lol. Luckily i didn't have a starring role like you!,ham
"Sounds gd... Haha... Can... Wah, u yan jiu so fast liao...",ham
I dont. Can you send it to me. Plus how's mode.,ham
How are you holding up?,ham
"Sorry chikku, my cell got some problem thts y i was nt able to reply u or msg u..",ham
Kay... Since we are out already,ham
He is a womdarfull actor,ham
Aight sorry I take ten years to shower. What's the plan?,ham
I re-met alex nichols from middle school and it turns out he's dealing!,ham
Ryder unsold.now gibbs.,ham
If you have belive me. Come to my home.,ham
Howz that persons story,ham
MAYBE IF YOU WOKE UP BEFORE FUCKING 3 THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.,ham
"Sure thing big man. i have hockey elections at 6, shouldnÛ÷t go on longer than an hour though",ham
So now my dad is gonna call after he gets out of work and ask all these crazy questions.,ham
"I'm tired of arguing with you about this week after week. Do what you want and from now on, i'll do the same.",ham
"Mmmmm ... I loved waking to your words this morning ! I miss you too, my Love. I hope your day goes well and you are happy. I wait for us to be together again",ham
Alright took the morphine. Back in yo.,ham
So its to be poking man everyday that they teach you in canada abi! How are you. Just saying hi.,ham
"Lol you forgot it eh ? Yes, I'll bring it in babe",ham
"Wow ... I love you sooo much, you know ? I can barely stand it ! I wonder how your day goes and if you are well, my love ... I think of you and miss you",ham
Ok . . now i am in bus. . If i come soon i will come otherwise tomorrow,ham
Die... I accidentally deleted e msg i suppose 2 put in e sim archive. Haiz... I so sad...,ham
It shall be fine. I have avalarr now. Will hollalater,ham
Haha... dont be angry with yourself... Take it as a practice for the real thing. =),ham
But really quite funny lor wat... Then u shd haf run shorter distance wat...,ham
Just checking in on you. Really do miss seeing Jeremiah. Do have a great month,ham
"Aight, I'll hit you up when I get some cash",ham
"The table's occupied, I'm waiting by the tree",ham
"I'm in a meeting, call me later at",ham
Was the actual exam harder than NBME,ham
Sweet heart how are you?,ham
"HEY THERE BABE, HOW U DOIN? WOT U UP 2 2NITE LOVE ANNIE X.",ham
"Evening * v good if somewhat event laden. Will fill you in, don't you worry Û_ Head * ok but throat * wrecked. See you at six then!",ham
* Was thinking about chuckin ur red green n black trainners 2 save carryin them bac on train,ham
Lol no. I just need to cash in my nitros. Hurry come on before I crash out!,ham
Thank you. I like you as well...,ham
"The last thing i ever wanted to do was hurt you. And i didn't think it would have. You'd laugh, be embarassed, delete the tag and keep going. But as far as i knew, it wasn't even up. The fact that you even felt like i would do it to hurt you shows you really don't know me at all. It was messy wednesday, but it wasn't bad. The problem i have with it is you HAVE the time to clean it, but you choose not to. You skype, you take pictures, you sleep, you want to go out. I don't mind a few things here and there, but when you don't make the bed, when you throw laundry on top of it, when i can't have a friend in the house because i'm embarassed that there's underwear and bras strewn on the bed, pillows on the floor, that's something else. You used to be good about at least making the bed.",ham
Lmao ok I wont be needing u to do my hair anymore.,ham
When did you get to the library,ham
Also that chat was awesome but don't make it regular unless you can see her in person,ham
Wat u doing there?,ham
Dai what this da.. Can i send my resume to this id.,ham
Hello beautiful r u ok? I've kinda ad a row wiv and he walked out the pub?? I wanted a night wiv u Miss u,ham
Dude got a haircut. Now its breezy up there,ham
"I've got ten bucks, jay is being noncomittal",ham
"Awesome, that gonna be soon or later tonight?",ham
Oh k. . I will come tomorrow,ham
"Erm Û_ ill pick you up at about 6.45pm. That'll give enough time to get there, park and that.",ham
"Multiply the numbers independently and count decimal points then, for the division, push the decimal places like i showed you.",ham
Oh and by the way you do have more food in your fridge! Want to go out for a meal tonight?,ham
Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.,ham
Oh k:)after that placement there ah?,ham
"Helloooo... Wake up..! \Sweet\"" \""morning\"" \""welcomes\"" \""You\"" \""Enjoy\"" \""This Day\"" \""with full of joy\"".. \""GUD MRNG\"".""",ham
Yes but I don't care cause I know its there!,ham
Just sleeping..and surfing,ham
Then its most likely called Mittelschmertz. Google it. If you dont have paracetamol dont worry it will go.,ham
Im just wondering what your doing right now?,ham
An excellent thought by a misundrstud frnd: I knw u hate me bt the day wen u'll knw the truth u'll hate urself:-( Gn:-),ham
Shall i send that exe to your mail id.,ham
I absolutely LOVE South Park! I only recently started watching the office.,ham
Badrith is only for chennai:)i will surely pick for us:)no competition for him.,ham
What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..,ham
"Storming msg: Wen u lift d phne, u say \HELLO\"" Do u knw wt is d real meaning of HELLO?? . . . It's d name of a girl..! . . . Yes.. And u knw who is dat girl?? \""Margaret Hello\"" She is d girlfrnd f Grahmbell who invnted telphone... . . . . Moral:One can 4get d name of a person",ham
You need to get up. Now.,ham
Pls call me da. What happen.,ham
"I'm not smoking while people use \wylie smokes too much\"" to justify ruining my shit""",ham
You're right I have now that I think about it,ham
Dunno lei shd b driving lor cos i go sch 1 hr oni.,ham
Really? I crashed out cuddled on my sofa.,ham
Meanwhile in the shit suite: xavier decided to give us <#> seconds of warning that samantha was coming over and is playing jay's guitar to impress her or some shit. Also I don't think doug realizes I don't live here anymore,ham
Are you driving or training?,ham
"Edison has rightly said, \A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer\"" Now you know why all of us are speechless during ViVa.. GM",ham
Xy trying smth now. U eat already? We havent...,ham
Oh ok i didnt know what you meant. Yep i am baby jontin,ham
Black shirt n blue jeans... I thk i c Ì_...,ham
"Sorry, I'll call you later. I am in meeting sir.",ham
"I'm in solihull, | do you want anything?",ham
"I love you !!! You know? Can you feel it? Does it make your belly warm? I wish it does, my love ... I shall meet you in your dreams, Ahmad ... *adoring kiss*",ham
Yes baby! We can study all the positions of the kama sutra ;),ham
Today is ACCEPT DAY..U Accept me as? Brother Sister Lover Dear1 Best1 Clos1 Lvblefrnd Jstfrnd Cutefrnd Lifpartnr Belovd Swtheart Bstfrnd No rply means enemy,ham
He also knows about lunch menu only da. . I know,ham
Huh so early.. Then Ì_ having dinner outside izzit?,ham
Kay... Since we are out already,ham
I'm working technical support :)voice process.,ham
Thanx...,ham
Didn't you get hep b immunisation in nigeria.,ham
Okie but i scared u say i fat... Then u dun wan me already...,ham
Do you know where my lab goggles went,ham
Dont flatter yourself... Tell that man of mine two pints of carlin in ten minutes please....,ham
Ok try to do week end course in coimbatore.,ham
"Tick, tick, tick ... Babe",ham
I surely dont forgot to come:)i will always be in touch in with you:-),ham
"Come to me, slave. Your doing it again ... Going into your shell and unconsciously avoiding me ... You are making me unhappy :-(",ham
Horrible u eat macs eat until u forgot abt me already rite... U take so long 2 reply. I thk it's more toot than b4 so b prepared. Now wat shall i eat?,ham
"As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there.",ham
Okay lor... Will they still let us go a not ah? Coz they will not know until later. We drop our cards into the box right?,ham
That's y i said it's bad dat all e gals know u... Wat u doing now?,ham
"Living is very simple.. Loving is also simple.. Laughing is too simple.. Winning is tooo simple.. But, being 'SIMPLE' is very difficult.. Gud nte.:-",ham
"Aight, let me know when you're gonna be around usf",ham
The beauty of life is in next second.. which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur life...!! gud n8,ham
"Yeah, give me a call if you've got a minute",ham
How abt making some of the pics bigger?,ham
Shall i start from hear.,ham
Hey gorgeous man. My work mobile number is. Have a good one babe. Squishy Mwahs.,ham
"Fuuuuck I need to stop sleepin, sup",ham
We have to pick rayan macleran there.,ham
Ard 530 lor. I ok then message Ì_ lor.,ham
From tomorrow onwards eve 6 to 3 work.,ham
I'm not. She lip synced with shangela.,ham
"Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: \Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it..\"" GOODMORNING""",ham
"Haha... Where got so fast lose weight, thk muz go 4 a month den got effect... Gee,later we go aust put bk e weight.",ham
Well at this right I'm gonna have to get up and check today's steam sales/pee so text me when you want me to come get you,ham
Rofl. Its true to its name,ham
I sent them. Do you like?,ham
"\ME 2 BABE I FEEL THE SAME LETS JUST 4GET ABOUT IT+BOTH TRY +CHEER UP+NOT FIT SOO MUCHXXLOVE U LOCAXX\""""",ham
"\GRAN ONLYFOUND OUT AFEW DAYS AGO.CUSOON HONI\""""",ham
Wrong phone! This phone! I answer this one but assume the other is people i don't well,ham
"Evening * v good if somewhat event laden. Will fill you in, don't you worry Û_ Head * ok but throat * wrecked. See you at six then!",ham
"Not yet chikku..going to room nw, i'm in bus..",ham
Usually the body takes care of it buy making sure it doesnt progress. Can we pls continue this talk on saturday.,ham
Now press conference da:),ham
"Yo, you at jp and hungry like a mofo?",ham
I dont have any of your file in my bag..i was in work when you called me.i 'll tell you if i find anything in my room.,ham
That sucks. So what do you got planned for your yo valentine? I am your yo valentine aren't I?,ham
Aww that's the first time u said u missed me without asking if I missed u first. You DO love me! :),ham
WE REGRET TO INFORM U THAT THE NHS HAS MADE A MISTAKE.U WERE NEVER ACTUALLY BORN.PLEASE REPORT 2 YOR LOCAL HOSPITAL 2B TERMINATED.WE R SORRY 4 THE INCONVENIENCE,ham