diff --git a/lyrics.txt b/lyrics.txt index ddec9d7..aba95d8 100644 --- a/lyrics.txt +++ b/lyrics.txt @@ -1,6554 +1,6812 @@ -Let the suicide doors up -I threw suicides on the tour bus -I threw suicides on the private jet -You know what that mean, I'm fly to death -I step in Def Jam buildin' like I'm the shit -Tell 'em give me fifty million or I'ma quit -Most rappers' taste level ain't at my waist level -Turn up the bass 'til it's up-in-yo-face level -Don't do no press but I get the most press kit -Plus, yo, my bitch make your bitch look like Precious -Somethin' 'bout Mary, she gone off that molly -Now the whole party is melted like Dalí -Now everybody is movin' they body -Don't sell me apartment, I'll move in the lobby -Niggas is loiterin' just to feel important -You gon' see lawyers and niggas in Jordans - -She said, "'Ye, can we get married at the mall?" -I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball -Come and meet me in the bathroom stall -And show me why you deserve to have it all." -(Ball so hard) That shit cray, ain't it Jay? -What she order, fish filet? -"Your whip so cold" – this old thing? -Act like you'll ever be around mothafuckas like this again -Bougie girl, grab my hand -Fuck that bitch; she don't wanna dance -Excuse my French, but I'm in France, I'm just sayin' -Prince Williams ain't do it right if you ask me -'Cause I was him I would have married Kate and Ashley -What's Gucci, my nigga? What's Louis, my killa? -What's drugs, my dealer? What's that jacket, Margiela? -Doctors say I'm the illest -'Cause I'm suffering from realness -Got my niggas in Paris and they going gorillas, huh - -Break records at Louis, ate breakfast at Gucci -My girl a superstar all from a home movie -Bow on our arrival - the un-American idols -What niggas did in Paris, got 'em hanging off the Eiffel -Yeah I'm talking business, we talking CIA -I'm talking George Tenet, I seen him the other day -He asked me about my Maybach, think he had the same -Except mine tinted and his might have been rented -You know white people get money, don't spend it -Or maybe they get money, buy a business -I rather buy 80 gold chains and go ign'ant -I know Spike Lee gon' kill me, but let me finish -Blame it on the pigment, we living no limits -Them gold Master P ceilings was just a figment -Of our imagination, MTV cribs -Now I'm looking at a crib right next to where TC lives -That's Tom Cruise, whatever she accuse -He wasn't really drunk he just had a frew brews -Pass the refreshments, a cool, cool beverage -Everything I do need a news crew's presence -Speedboat swerve, homie watch out for the waves -I'm way too black to burn from sun rays -So I just meditate at the home in Pompeii -About how I could build a new Rome in one day -Everytime I'm in Vegas they screaming like he's Elvis -But I just wanna design hotels and nail it -Shit is real, got me feeling Israelian -Like Bar Refaeli, or Gisele - no, that's Brazilian -Went through, deep depression when my momma passed -Suicide, what kinda talk is that? -But I been talking to God for so long -That if you look at my life I guess he's talking back -Fucking with my clique - -What you doin' in the club on a Thursday? -She say she only here for her girl birthday -They ordered champagne but still look thirsty -Rock Forever 21 but just turned thirty -I know I got a bad reputation -Walking-round-always-mad reputation -Leave-a-pretty-girl-sad reputation -Start a Fight Club, Brad reputation -I turnt the nightclub out of the basement -I'll turn the plane 'round, your ass keep complainin' -How you gon' be mad on vacation? -Dutty wining 'round all these Jamaicans -Uh, this that prom shit -This that what-we-do-don't-tell-your-mom shit -This that red-cup-all-on-the-lawn shit -Got a fresh cut, straight out the salon, bitch - -I wanna fuck you hard on the sink -After that, give you somethin' to drink -Step back, can't get spunk on the mink -I mean damn, what would Jeromey Romey Romey Rome think? -Hey, you remember where we first met? -Okay, I don't remember where we first met -But hey, admittin' is the first step -And hey, you know ain't nobody perfect -And I know, with the hoes I got the worst rep -But hey, their backstroke I'm tryna perfect -And hey, ayo, we made it: Thanksgivin' -So hey, maybe we can make it to Christmas -She asked me what I wished for on my wishlist -Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches? -Maybe we could still make it to the church steps -But first, you gon' remember how to forget -After all these long-ass verses -I'm tired, you tired, Jesus wept - -Coke on her black skin made it stripe like a zebra -I call that jungle fever -You will not control the threesome -Just roll the weed up until I get me some -We formed a new religion -No sins as long as there's permission -And deception is the only felony -So never fuck nobody without telling me -Sunglasses and Advil -Last night was mad real -Sun coming up, 5 a.m -I wonder if they got cabs still -Thinking 'bout the girl in all leopard -Who was rubbing the wood like Kiki Shepard -Two tattoos: one read "No Apologies" -The other said "Love is Cursed by Monogamy" -It's something that the pastor don't preach -It's something that a teacher can't teach -When we die, the money we can't keep -But we probably spend it all cause the pain ain't cheap -Preach - -Now if I fuck this model -And she just bleached her asshole -And I get bleach on my T-shirt -I'mma feel like an asshole -I was high when I met her -We was down in Tribeca -She get under your skin if you let her -She get under your skin if you-uh -I don't even want to talk about it -I don't even want to talk about it -I don't even want to say nothing -Everybody gon' say something -I'd be worried if they said nothing -Remind me where I know you from? -She looking like she owe you some -You know just what we want -I want to wake up with you in my beautiful morning - -My momma was raised in the era when -Clean water was only served to the fairer skin -Doin' clothes you would have thought I had help -But they wasn't satisfied unless I picked the cotton myself -You see it's broke nigga racism -That's that "Don't touch anything in the store" -And it's rich nigga racism -That's that "Come in, please buy more" -"What you want, a Bentley? Fur coat? A diamond chain? -All you blacks want all the same things" -Used to only be niggas, now everybody playin' -Spendin' everything on Alexander Wang -New Slaves - -I throw these Maybach keys -I wear my heart on the sleeve -I know that we the new slaves -I see the blood on the leaves -I see the blood on the leaves -I see the blood on the leaves -I know that we the new slaves -I see the blood on the leaves -They throwin' hate at me -Want me to stay at ease -Fuck you and your corporation -Y'all niggas can't control me -I know that we the new slaves -I know that we the new slaves -I'm 'bout to wild the fuck out -I'm goin' Bobby Boucher -I know that pussy ain't free -You niggas pussy, ain't me -Y'all throwin' contracts at me -You know that niggas can't read -Throw 'em some Maybach keys -Fuck it, c'est la vie -I know that we the new slaves -Y'all niggas can't fuck with me -Y'all niggas can't fuck with 'Ye -Y'all niggas can't fuck with 'Ye -I'll move my family out the country -So you can't see where I stay -So go and grab the reporters -So I can smash their recorders -See they'll confuse us with some bullshit -Like the New World Order -Meanwhile the DEA -Teamed up with the CCA -They tryna lock niggas up -They tryna make new slaves -See that's that privately owned prison -Get your piece today -They prolly all in the Hamptons -Braggin' 'bout what they made -Fuck you and your Hampton house -I'll fuck your Hampton spouse -Came on her Hampton blouse -And in her Hampton mouth -Y'all 'bout to turn shit up -I'm 'bout to tear shit down -I'm 'bout to air shit out -Now what the fuck they gon' say now? - -I just need to clear my mind now -It's been racin' since the summertime -Now I'm holdin' down the summer now -And all I want is what I can't buy now -Cause I ain't got the money on me right now -And I told you to wait -Yeah I told you to wait -So I'mma need a little more time now -Cause I ain't got the money on me right now -And I thought you could wait -Yeah, I thought you could wait -These bitches surroundin' me -All want something out me -Then they talk about me -Would be lost without me -We could've been somebody -Thought you'd be different 'bout it -Now I know you not it -So let's get on with it - -We could've been somebody -'stead you had to tell somebody -Let's take it back to the first party -When you tried your first molly -And came out of your body -And came out of your body -Running naked down the lobby -And you was screamin' that you love me -Before the limelight tore ya -Before the limelight stole ya -Remember we were so young -When I would hold you -Before the blood on the leaves -I know there ain't wrong with me -Something strange is happenin' - -You could've been somebody -We could've ugh, we could've been somebody -Or was it on the first party -When we tried our first molly -And came out of our body -And came out of our body -Before they call lawyers -Before you tried to destroy us -How you gon' lie to the lawyer? -It's like I don't even know ya -I gotta bring it back to the 'nolia - -To all my second string bitches, try and get a baby -Trying to get a baby, now you talkin' crazy -I don't give a damn if you used to talk to Jay Z -He ain't with you, he with Beyoncé, you need to stop actin' lazy -She Instagram herself like #BadBitchAlert -He Instagram his watch like #MadRichAlert -He only wanna see that ass in reverse -Two-thousand-dollar bag with no cash in your purse -Now you sittin' courtside, wifey on the other side -Gotta keep 'em separated, I call that apartheid -Then she said she impregnated, that's the night your heart died -Then you gotta go and tell your girl and report that -Main reason cause your pastor said you can't abort that -Now your driver say that new Benz you can't afford that -All that cocaine on the table you can't snort that -That goin' to that owin' money that the court got -All in on that alimony, uh, yeah-yeah, she got you homie, yeah -'til death but do your part, unholy matrimony - -For my theme song (black) -My leather black jeans on (black) -My by-any-means on -Pardon, I'm getting my scream on -Enter the kingdom (black) -But watch who you bring home -They see a black man with a white woman -At the top floor they gone come to kill King Kong -Middle America packed in (black) -Came to see me in my black skin (black) -Number one question they're askin' -Fuck every question you askin' (black) -If I don't get ran out by Catholics (black) -Here come some conservative Baptists -Claiming I'm overreactin' -Like them black kids in Chiraq bitch - -Stop all that coon shit (black) -Early morning cartoon shit (black) -This is that goon shit -Fuck up your whole afternoon shit -I'm aware I'm a wolf -Soon as the moon hit -I'm aware I'm a king -Back out the tomb bitch (black) -Black out the room, bitch (black) -Stop all that coon shit (black) -These niggas ain't doin' shit (black) -Them niggas ain't doin' shit -Come on homie what happened -You niggas ain't breathin', you gaspin' -These niggas ain't ready for action -Ready-ready for action - -They smile in my face is what I don't like -They steal your whole sound, that's a soundbite -The media crucify me like they did Christ -They want to find me not breathing like they found Mike -A girl'll run her mouth only out of spite -But I never hit a woman never in my life -I was in too deep like Mekhi Phife' -In that pussy so deep I could have drowned twice -Rose gold Jesus piece with the brown ice -Eating good, vegetarian with the brown rice -Girls kissing girls, cause it's hot, right? -But unless they use a strap-on then they not dykes -They ain't about that life, they ain't about that life -We hanging out that window it's about to be a Suge night -Free Bump J, real nigga for life -Shoutout to Derrick Rose, man that nigga nice -Shout out to L-E-P, Jay Boogie right? -Chief Keef, King Louie, this is Chi, right? Right?! - -The best living or dead hands down, huh -Less talk, more head right now, huh -And my eyes more red than the devil is -And I'm about to take it to another level, bitch -No matter who you go and get -Ain't nobody cold as this -Do the rap and the track, triple double no assists -And my only focus is staying on some bogus shit -Arguing with my older bitch, acting like I owe her shit -I heard that people sing raps to give the track pain -Bought the chain that always give me back pain -Fucking up my money so yeah I had to act sane -Chi nigga but these hoes love my accent -Chick came up to me and said -"This the number to dial -If you wanna make your #1 your #2 now" -Mix that Goose and Malibu I call it "Malibooyah" -Goddamn, Yeezy, how he hit them with a new style? -Know that motherfucker well: "What you gonna do now? -Whatever I want to do. Gosh! It's cool now" -Know I'm gonna do, ah, it's the new now -Think you motherfuckers really really need to cool out -Cause you'll never get on top of this -So mommy, best advice is just to get on top of this -Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? -Put the pussy in a sarcophagus -Now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus -Head of the class and she just won a swallowship -I'm living in the future so the present is my past -My presence is a present, kiss my ass - -This Ye, nigga -Shoppin' for the winter and it's just May, nigga -Ball so hard, man, this shit cray, nigga -And you ain't gettin' money 'less you got eight figures -For that Jesus piece, man, I've been saved, nigga -Just talked to Farrakhan, that's sensei, nigga -Told him I've been on ten since the 10th grade, nigga -Got a middle finger longer than Dikembe, my nigga, uh -I don't let 'em play with me -I don't let 'em talk to me no kind of way -Uh, they better watch what they say to me -Niggas still gettin' popped on the day to day -Yeah, I still got the hundred with the small face, nigga -Might spend 50 racks on my off day, nigga -You a fake Denzel like the Allstate nigga -If you run into me, better have Allstate with yah -You a Rico Suave nigga -Ride 'round listen to Sade, nigga -If you ain't with us, you in our way, nigga -You an actor, you should be on Broadway, nigga -Cause you do shit the broad way, nigga -Your bitch got a ass, but my broad way thicker -Late for the class, in the hallway, nigga -Yeah, the dropout at it as always nigga, as always -All day, nigga - -I could do this all day, boy, I'm finna turn this bitch out -They need that Ye in the streets, boy, there's been a mothafuckin' drought -Don't really matter what I make, boy, you know I still go wild -Like a light skinned slave, boy, we in the mothafuckin' house! -Right now, you lookin' real sus right now -I swear I've been on this flight like a month right now -Stupid niggas gettin' money, Forrest Gump right now -Shout-out to Jackie Chan, I need to stunt right now -They've been lookin' at the Gram, I've been lookin' at the Grammys -Like, huh, that's us right now -24/7, 365 days, everybody gettin' paid -Niggas lookin' at me like I'm worth both MJs -People saying, "Ye, Ye, take it easy" -20 Gs for the Yeezys off of eBay -Niggas do the most and they ain't done shit -Only way I can sum it up, sumbitch - -I told, I told, ay ay, I told you -Up in the morning, miss you bad -Sorry I ain't called you back -Same problem my father had -All his time, all he had, all he had -In what he dreamed -All his cash, market crashed -Hurt him bad, people get divorced for that -Drops some stacks pops is good -Momma pass in Hollywood -If you ask, lost my soul -Driving fast, lost control -Off the road, jaw was broke -'Member we all was broke -'Member I'm coming back -I'll be taking all the stacks - -Soon as they like you make 'em unlike you -Cause kissin' people ass is so unlike you -The only rapper compared to Michael -So here's a few hatin'-ass niggas to fight you -And here's a few snake-ass niggas to bite you -And I don't even wanna hear 'bout what niggas might do -Old niggas mentally still in high school -Since the tight jeans they ain't never liked you -Pink-ass polos with a fuckin' backpack -But everybody know you brought real rap back -Nobody had swag, man, we the Rat Pack -Virgil, Pyrex, Don C snapback -Ibn diamond, Chi-town shinin' -Monop' in this bitch again, changed the climate -Hop in this bitch again, same thing I'm in -Until the day I get struck by lightning - -I just talked to Jesus -He said, "What up, Yeezus?" -I said, "Shit I'm chillin' -Tryna stack these millions" -I know he the most high -But I am a close high -Mi casa, su casa -That's our cosa nostra -I am a god -I am a god -I am a god - -For all my Southside niggas that know me best -I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex -Why? I made that bitch famous (God damn) -I made that bitch famous -For all the girls that got dick from Kanye West -If you see 'em in the streets give 'em Kanye's best -Why? They mad they ain't famous (God damn) -They mad they're still nameless (Talk that talk, man) -Her man in the store tryna try his best -But he just can't seem to get Kanye fresh -But we still hood famous (God damn) -Yeah we still hood famous - -I be Puerto Rican day parade floatin' -That Benz Marina Del Rey coastin' -She in school to be a real estate agent -Last month I helped her with the car payment -Young and we alive, whoo! -We never gonna die, whoo! -I just copped a jet to fly over personal debt -Put one up in the sky -The sun is in my eyes, whoo! -Woke up and felt the vibe, whoo! -No matter how hard they try, whoo! -We never gonna die - -Hey baby you forgot your Ray Bans -And my sheets still orange from your spray tan -It was more than soft porn for the K-man -She remember my Sprinter, said "I was in the grape van" -Uhm, well cutie, I like your bougie booty -Come Erykah Badu me, well, let's make a movie -Hell, you know my repertoire is like a wrestler -I show you the ropes, connect the dots -A country girl that love Hollywood -Mama used to cook red beans and rice -Now it's Denny's, 4 in the morning, spoil your appetite -Liquor pouring and niggas swarming your section with erection -Smoke in every direction, middle finger pedestrians -R&B singers and lesbians, rappers and managers -Music and iPhone cameras -This shit unanimous for you, it's damaging for you, I think -That pussy should only be holding exclusive rights to me, I mean -He flew you in this motherfucker on first class -Even went out his way so you could check in an extra bag -Now you wanna divide the yam like it equate the math? -That shit don't add up, you're making him mad as fuck -She said she came out here to find an A-list rapper -I said baby, spin that round and say the alphabet backwards -You're dealing with malpractice, don't kill a good nigga's confidence -Just cause he a nerd and you don't know what a condom is -The head still good though, the head still good though -Make me say "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" -Make a nigga say big words and act lyrical -Make me get spiritual -Make me believe in miracles, Buddhist monks and Cap'n Crunch cereal -Lord have mercy, thou will not hurt me -Five buddies all herded up on a Thursday -Bottle service, head service, I came in first place -The opportunity, the proper top of breast and booty cheek -The pop community, I mean these bitches come with union fee -And I want two of these, moving units through consumer streets -Then my shoe released, she was kicking in gratuity -And yeah G, I was all for it -She said K Lamar, you kind of dumb to be a poet -I'mma put you on game for the lames that don't know they're a rookie -Instagram is the best way to promote some pussy - -Friday night tryna make it into the city -Breakneck speeds, passenger seat something pretty -Thinking back to how I got here in the first place -Second class bitches wouldn't let me on first base -A backpack nigga with luxury taste buds -And the Louis Vuitton store, got all of my pay stubs -Got pussy from beats I did for niggas more famous -When did I become A list? I wasn't even on a list -Strippers get invited to where they only get hired -When I get on my Steve Jobs, somebody gon' get fired -I was uninspired since Lauryn Hill retired -And 3 Stacks, man, you preach it to the choir -Any rumor you ever heard about me was true and legendary -I done got Lewinsky and paid secretaries -For all my niggas with babies by bitches -That use they kids as meal tickets -Not knowing the disconnect from the father -The next generation will be the real victims -I can't fault 'em really -I remember Amber told my boy no matter what happens she ain't going back to Philly -Back to our regularly scheduled programmin' -Of weak content and slow jammin' -But don't worry, this one's so jammin' -You know it, L.A., it's so jammin' -I be thinkin' every day -Mulholland Drive, need to put up some god damn barricades -I be paranoid every time -The pressure, the problem ain't I be drivin' -The problem is I be textin' -My psychiatrist got kids that I inspired -First song they played for me was 'bout their friend that just died -Textin' and drivin' down Mulholland Drive -That's why I'd rather take the 405 -I be worried 'bout my daughter, I be worried 'bout Kim -But Saint is baby 'Ye, I ain't worried 'bout him -I had my life threatened by best friends who had selfish intents -What I'm supposed to do? -Ride around with a bulletproof car and some tints? -Every agent I know, know I hate agents -I'm too black, I'm too vocal, I'm too flagrant -Something smellin' like shit, that's the new fragrance -It's just me, I do it my way, bitch -Some days I'm in my Yeezys, some days I'm in my Vans -If I knew y'all made plans I wouldn't have popped the Xans -I know some fans who thought I wouldn't rap like this again -But the writer's block is over, emcees cancel your plans -A 38-year-old 8-year-old with rich nigga problems -Tell my wife that I hate the Rolls so I don't never drive it -It took 6 months to get the Maybach all matted out -And my assistant crashed it soon as they backed it out -God damn, got a bald fade, I might slam -Pink fur, got Nori dressing like Cam -Thank God for me -Whole family gettin' money, thank God for E! -I love rockin' jewelry, a whole neck full -Bitches say he funny and disrespectful -I feel like Pablo when I'm workin' on my shoes -I feel like Pablo when I see me on the news -I feel like Pablo when I'm workin' on my house -Tell 'em party's in here, we don't need to go out -We need the turbo thots, high speed, turbo thots -Drop-dro-dro-dro-drop it like Robocop -She brace herself and hold my stomach, good dick'll do that -She keep pushin' me back, good dick'll do that -She push me back when the dick go too deep -This good dick'll put your ass to sleep -Get money, money, money, money -Big, big money, money, money, money -And as far as real friends, tell all my cousins I love 'em -Even the one that stole the laptop, you dirty motherfucker - -Damn your lips very soft -As I turn my Blackberry off -And I turn your bathwater on -And you turn off your iPhone -Careless whispers, eye fuckin', bitin' ass -Neck, ears, hair, legs, eating ass -Your pussy's too good, I need to crash -Your titties, let 'em out, free at last -Thank God almighty, they free at last -We was up at the party but we was leavin' fast -Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas (Ouh) -I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass -Chasin' love, all the bittersweet hours lost -Eatin' Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce -Tell your boss you need an extra hour off -Get you super wet after we turn the shower off - -Uh, picked up where we left off -Uh, I need you home when I get off -Uh, you know I need that wet mouth -Uh, I know you need that reptile -Uh, she cut from a different textile -Uh, she love different kinds of sex now -Uh, black girl sippin' white wine -Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign -And grabbed it with a slight grind -And held it 'til the right time -Then she came like AAAAAHHH! - -Bitch I'm back out my coma -Wakin' up on your sofa -When I park my Range Rover -Slightly scratch your Corolla -Okay, I smashed your Corolla -I'm hangin' on a hangover -Five years we been over -Ask me why I came over -One more hit and I can own ya -One more fuck and I can own ya -One cold night in October -Pussy had me floatin' -Feel like Deepak Chopra -Pussy had me dead -Might call 2Pac over -Yeezy's all on your sofa -These the Red Octobers -Still ain't learn me no manners -You love me when I ain't sober -You love me when I'm hungover -Even when I blow doja -Then her auntie came over -Skinny bitch with no shoulders -Tellin' you that I'm bogus -Bitch you don't even know us -"Baby girl, he's a loner -Baby girl, he's a loner -Late-night organ donor -After that, he disown ya -After that he's just hopeless -Soul mates become soulless -When it's over it's over" -And bitch, I'm back out my coma - -Yeezy, Yeezy, Yeezy, I feel so accomplished -I done talked a lot of shit but I just did the numbers -Herzog and Adidas, man you know they love it -If Nike ain't have Drizzy, man they wouldn't have nothin', woo! -If Nike ain't have Don C, man they wouldn't have nothin', ooh! -But I'm all for the family, tell 'em, "Get your money" -Yeezy, Yeezy, Yeezy, they line up for days -Nike out here bad, they can't give shit away -I stuck to my roots, I'm like Jimmy Fallon -I ain't dropped the album but the shoes went platinum (Woo!) -Every time I talk they say I'm too aggressive -I was out here spazzin', all y'all get the message? -On the field I'm over-reckless, on my Odell Beckham -2020, I'ma run the whole election, yah! -I've been trending years, y'all a couple days -Yeezy in the house and we just got appraised -Nike, Nike treat employees just like slaves -Gave LeBron a billi' not to run away (Yo!) -10 thousand dollar fur for Nori, I just copped it (Yo!) -Your baby daddy won't even take your daughter shoppin' (Yo!) -I done wore designers I won't wear again -Make 'em niggas famous, they get arrogant - -Yeezy, Yeezy, Yeezy, this is pure luxury -I give 'em Grey Poupon on a DJ Mustard, ah! -If you ain't poppin' shit then why you rap for? Haaan? -Plus Kimoji just shut down the app store, ah! -And we made a million a minute, we made a million a minute -Yeah, we made a million a minute, we made a million a minute, ah! -Do anybody feel bad for Bill Cosby? -Did he forget the names just like Steve Harvey? (Yo!) -Tell Adidas that we need a million in production (Yo!) -I done told y'all, all I needed was the infrastructure (Boom!) -Now we hottest in the streets, it ain't no discussion -James Harden, Swaggy P runnin' up the budget (Yoga flame!) -Keep the work at my baby mama's mama's house -I'm a jerk, you need to work, you need to call my spouse -Yeezy, Yeezy, take a picture with me on Rodeo -Yeezy, Yeezy, Yeezy, I might do my own hotel -Couches, couches, couches, couches, which one should I pick? -I need extra deep, I like my bitches extra thick (sonic boom!) -Every time I see the news, man it bring me home -Call up DJ Mano, shout out Twilite Tone -We just blessed to be alive, yeah ain't that the truth? -So let's celebrate the life of Timbuck2 -Timbuck2, Timbuck2 - -I'm living in that 21st Century, doing something mean to it -Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it -Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it -I guess every superhero need his theme music -No one man should have all that power -The clock's ticking, I just count the hours -Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the power -(21st-Century schizoid man) -The system broken, the school is closed, the prison's open -We ain't got nothing to lose, motherfucker we rolling -Huh? Motherfucker we rolling -With some light-skinned girls and some Kelly Rowlands -In this white man world, we the ones chosen -So goodnight, cruel world, I'll see you in the morning -Huh? I'll see you in the morning -This is way too much, I need a moment - -Fuck SNL and the whole cast -Tell them Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass -More specifically they can kiss my asshole -I'm an asshole? You niggas got jokes -You short-minded niggas thoughts is Napoleon -My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in -And I embody every characteristic of the egotistic -He knows, he's so fucking gifted -I just needed time alone with my own thoughts -Got treasures in my mind but couldn't open up my own vault -My childlike creativity, purity and honesty -Is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts -Reality is catching up with me -Taking my inner child, I'm fighting for custody -With these responsibilities that they entrusted me -As I look down at my diamond encrusted piece -Thinking - -Colin Powells, Austin Powers -Lost in translation with a whole fucking nation -They say I was the abomination of Obama's nation -Well that's a pretty bad way to start the conversation -At the end of the day, god damn it I'm killing this shit -I know damn well y'all feeling this shit -I don't need your pussy, bitch, I'm on my own dick -I ain't gotta power trip, who you going home with? -How Ye doing? I'm surviving -I was drinking earlier, now I'm driving -Where the bad bitches, huh? Where you hiding? -I got the power to make your life so exciting - -Dinner with Anna Wintour, racing with Anja Rubik -I told you motherfuckers it was more than the music -In the projects one day, to Project Runway -We done heard all that loud-ass talking, we're used to it -I'm from where shorties fucked up, double-cupped up -Might even kill somebody and YouTube it -To whoever think their words affect me is too stupid -And if you can do it better than me, then you do it! -We flyer than a parakeet, floatin' with no parachute -Six thousand dollar pair of shoes, we made it to the Paris news! -Don't talk about style cause I embarrass you -Shut the fuck up when you talk to me 'fore I embarrass you - -And the whole industry want to fuck your old chick -Only nigga I got respect for is Wiz -And I'll admit, I had fell in love with Kim -Around the same time she had fell in love with him -Well that's cool, baby girl, do ya thang -Lucky I ain't had Jay drop him from the team -La Familia, Roc Nation -We in the building, we still keep it basement -Flyer than a parakeet, floatin' with no parachute -Six thousand dollar pair of shoes, I made it to the Paris news -Don't talk about style cause I'll embarrass you -Shut the fuck up when you talk to me 'fore I embarrass you -GOOD Music, we fresh, we fresh -Anything else, we detest, detest -Bitch-ass niggas got ass and breasts -All that said, let me ask this question - -I believe there's a God above me -I'm just the God of everything else -I put holes in everything else -"New God Flow," fuck everything else -Supreme dope dealer, write it in bold letters -They love a nigga's spirit like Pac at the Coachella -They said Pusha ain't fit with the umbrella -But I was good with the yay as a wholesaler -I think it's good that 'Ye got a blow dealer -A hot temper, matched with a cold killer -I came aboard for more than just to rhyme with him -Think '99, when Puff woulda had Shyne with him, yuugh! -Matchin' Daytonas, rose gold on us -Goin' H·A·M in Ibiza done took a toll on us -But since you overdo it, I'ma pour more -Well if you goin' coupe, I'm goin' four door - -Hold up, I ain't trying to stunt, man -But the Yeezys jumped over the Jumpman -Went from most hated to the champion god flow -I guess that's a feeling only me and Lebron know -I'm living three dreams: Biggie Smalls', Dr. King -Rodney King's, uhh, cause -Cause we can't get along - no resolution -'Til we drown all these haters, rest in peace to Whitney Houston -Cars, money, girls and the clothes -Aww man, you sold your soul -Naww man, mad people was frontin' -Aww man, made somethin' from nothin' -Picture workin' so hard, and you can't cut through -That can mess up your whole life, like an uncle that touched you -What has the world come to? I'm from the 312 -Where cops don't come through and dreams don't come true -Like there the god go, in his Murcielago -From workin' McDonalds, barely payin' the car note -He even got enough, to get his mama a condo -Then they ran up and shot him, right in front of his mom -40 killings in a weekend, 40 killings in a week -Man, the summer too hot, you can feel it in the street -Welcome to Sunday service, if you hope to someday serve us -We got green in our eyes, just follow my Erick Sermon -Did Moses not part the water with the cane? -Did strippers not make an ark when I made it rain? -Did Yeezy, not get signed by Hov and Dame? -And ran to Jacob and made the new Jesus chains? -In Jesus' name, let the choir say -"I'm on fire, ay," that's what Richard Pryor say -And we'll annihilate, anybody that violate -Ask any dope boy you know, they admire 'Ye - -'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, hello white America, assassinate my character -Money matrimony, yeah they tryna break the marriage up -Who gon' act phony, or who gone try to embarrass ya -I'mma need a day off, I think I'll call Ferris up -(Bueller had a Muller but I switched it for a Mille -Cause I'm richer and prior to this shit was moving free base) -Had a conference with the DJs, Puerto Rico three days -(Poli with the PDs now they got our shit on replay) -Sorry I'm in pajamas but I just got off the PJ -And last party we had, they shut down Prive -(Ain't that where the Heat play? Niggas hate ballas these days) Yep! -Ain't that like Lebron James? (Ain't that just like D. Wade? Wait) - -On a bathroom wall I wrote -"I'd rather argue with you than be with someone else" -I took a piss and dismiss it like "fuck it" -And I went and found somebody else -Fuck arguing and harvesting the feelings -Yo, I'd rather be by my fucking self -Till about two a.m. and I call back -And I hang up and I start to blame myself -Somebody help... - -You weren't perfect but you made life worth it -Stick around, some real feelings might surface -Been a long time since I spoke to you in a bathroom -Gripping you up, fucking and choking you -What the hell was I supposed to do? -I know you ain't getting this type of dick from that local dude -And if you are I hope you have a good time -Cause I definitely be having mine -And you ain't finna see a mogul get emotional -Every time I hear bout other niggas is strokin' you -Lying, say I hit you, he sitting there consoling you -Running my name through the mud, who's provoking you? -You should be grateful a nigga like me ever noticed you -Now you noticeable and can't nobody get control of you -1AM and can't nobody get a hold of you -I'm calling your brother's phone like what was I supposed to do? -Even though I knew, he never told the truth -He was just gon' say whatever that you told him to -At a certain point I had to stop asking questions -Y'all got dirt on each other like mud wrestlers -I heard he bought some coke with my money -That ain't right girl -You getting blackmailed for that white girl -You always said, "Yeezy, I ain't your right girl" -You'll probably find one of them "I like art"-type girls -All of the lights, she-was-caught-in-the-hype girl -And I was satisfied being in love with the lie -Now who to blame, you to blame, me to blame -For the pain and it poured every time when it rained -Let's play the blame game - -"Things used to be, now they not -Anything but us is who we are -Disguising ourselves as secret lovers -We've become public enemies -We walk away like strangers in the street -Gone for eternity -We erased one another -So far from where we came -With so much of everything, how do we leave with nothing? -Lack of visual empathy equates the meaning of L-O-V-E -Hatred and attitude tear us entirely" - Chloe Mitchell - -And I know that you are somewhere doing your thing -And when the phone called it just ring and ring -You ain't pick up but your phone accidentally called me back -And I heard the whole thing -I heard the whole thing, the whole thing, the whole thing - -You gotta let me know if I could be your Joseph -Only tell you real shit, that's the tea, no sip -Don't trip, don't trip, that pussy slippery, no whip -We ain't trippin' on shit, we just sippin' on this -Just forget the whole shit, we could laugh about nothin' -I impregnate your mind, let's have a baby without fuckin', yo -I know it's corny bitches you wish you could unfollow -I know it's corny niggas you wish you could unswallow -I know it's corny bitches you wish you could unfollow -I know it's corny niggas you wish you could unswallow -I know it's corny bitches you wish you could unfollow -I know it's corny niggas you wish you could unswallow -You tried to play nice, everybody just took advantage -You left your fridge open, somebody just took a sandwich -I said baby what if you was clubbin' -Thuggin', hustlin' before you met your husband? -Then I said, "What if Mary was in the club -'Fore she met Joseph around hella thugs? -Cover Nori in lambs' wool -We surrounded by the fuckin' wolves" -(What if Mary) "What if Mary -(Was in the club) was in the club -'Fore she met Joseph with no love? -Cover Saint in lambs' wool -(And she was) We surrounded by -(Surrounded by) the fuckin' wolves"​​​ - -I been waiting for a minute -For my lady -So I can't jeopardize that for one of these hoes -I been living without limits -As far as my business -I'm the only one that's in control -I been feeling all I've given -For my children -I will die for those I love -God, I'm willing -To make this my mission -Give up the women -Before I lose half of what I own -I been thinking -About my vision -Pour out my feelings -Revealing the layers to my soul -My soul -The layers to my soul -Revealing the layers to my soul - -See, before I let you go -One last thing I need to let you know -You ain't never seen nothing crazier than -This nigga when he off his Lexapro -Remember that last time in Mexico -Remember that last time, the episode -Asking me why the hell I text in code -Four times just to say don't text me hoe -Told you four times, don't test me hoe -Now we finna lose all self-control -But you ain't finna be raising your voice at me -Especially when we in the Giuseppe store -But I'mma have the last laugh in the end -Cause I'm from a tribe called check a hoe -Yeah, I'mma have to laugh Indian -Cause I'm from a tribe called check a hoe -And I... - -She find pictures in my e-mail -I sent this bitch a picture of my dick -I don't know what it is with females -But I'm not too good with that shit -See, I could have me a good girl -And still be addicted to them hoodrats -And I just blame everything on you -At least you know that's what I'm good at - -Never was much of a romantic -I could never take the intimacy -And I know I did damage -Cause the look in your eyes is killing me -I guess you are at an advantage -Cause you can blame me for everything -And I don't know how I'mma manage -If one day you just up and leave - -I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven -When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace -I told God I'd be back in a second -Man it's so hard not to act reckless -To whom much is given, much is tested -Get arrested guess until he get the message -I feel the pressure, under more scrutiny -And what I do, act more stupidly -Bought more jewelry, more Louis V -My Momma couldn't get through to me -The drama, people suing me -I'm on TV talking like it's just you and me -I'm just saying how I feel man -I ain't one of the Cosby's, I ain't go to Hillman -I guess the money should've changed him -I guess I should've forgot where I came from - -Let up the suicide doors -This is my life homie, you decide yours -I know that Jesus died for us -But I couldn't tell ya who decide wars -So I parallel double parked that motherfucker sideways -Old folks talking bout back in my day -But homie this is my day -Class started 2 hours ago, oh am I late? -No, I already graduated -And you can live through anything if Magic made it -They say I talk with so much emphasis -Ooh they so sensitive -Don't ever fix your lips like collagen -And say something when you gon' end up apologing -Let me know if it's a problem then, aight man, holla then - -Let the champagne splash -Let that man get cash -Let that man get past -He don't even stop to get gas -If he can move through the rumors -He can drive off of fumes cause -How he move in a room full of no's? -How he stay faithful in a room full of hoes? -Must be the pharaohs, he in tune with his soul -So when he buried in a tomb full of gold -Treasure, what's your pleasure? -Life is a, UH, depending how you dress her -So if the devil wear Prada, Adam Eve wear nada -I'm in between but way more fresher -With way less effort, cause when you try hard -That's when you die hard -Your homies looking like why God -When they reminisce over you, my God - - -Step up in this bitch like (turn me up!) -I'm the one your bitch like -Yeah I'm the one your bitch like -And I be talkin' shit like -I ain't scared to lose a fistfight -And she grabbin' on my dick like -She wanna see if it'll fit right -That's just the wave - -Sun don't shine in the shade (turn me up!) -Bird can't fly in a cage (turn me up!) -Even when somebody go away (turn me up!) -The feelings don't really go away -That's just the wave (yeah) - -I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago -Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago -That's me, the first year that I blow -How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo -Me drown sorrow in that Diablo -Me found bravery in my bravado -DJs need to listen to the models -"You ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?" -(You ain't got no Yeezy, nigga?) -Stupid, but what the hell do I know? -I'm just a Chi-town nigga with a Nas flow -And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo -So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow - -Look like a fat booty Celine Dion -Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leon-a Lewis -Beyond the truest, hey, teacher, teacher -Tell me how do you respond to students? -And refresh the page and restart the memory? -Respark the soul and rebuild the energy? -We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemies -Sorry for the night demons still visit me -The plan was to drink until the pain over -But what's worse, the pain or the hangover? -Fresh air, rollin' down the window -Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low -Don't make me pull the toys out, huh -Don't make me pull the toys -And fire up the engines, huh -And then they make noise - -Penitentiary chances, the devil dances -And eventually answers to the call of Autumn -All of them fallin' for the love of ballin' -Got caught with 30 rocks, the cop look like Alec Baldwin -Inter century anthems based off inner city tantrums -Based off the way we was branded -Face it, Jerome get more time than Brandon -And at the airport they check all through my bag -And tell me that it's random -But we stay winning, this week has been a bad massage -I need a happy ending and a new beginning -And a new fitted, and some job opportunities that's lucrative -This the real world, homie, school finished -They done stole your dreams, you dunno who did it -I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS -I won't be satisfied til all my niggas get it, get it? - -Is hip hop just a euphemism for a new religion? -The soul music of the slaves that the youth is missing -This is more than just my road to redemption -Malcolm West had the whole nation standing at attention -As long as I'm in Polo smiling, they think they got me -But they would try to crack me if they ever see a black me -I thought I chose a field where they couldn't sack me -If a nigga ain't shootin' a jump shot, running a track meet -But this pimp is, at the top of Mount Olympus -Ready for the World's game, this is my Olympics -We make 'em say ho cause the game is so pimpish -Choke a South Park writer with a fishstick -I insisted to get up offa this dick -And these drugs, niggas can't resist it -Remind me of when they tried to have Ali enlisted -If I ever wasn't the greatest nigga, I must have missed it! - -I need more drinks and less lights -And that American Apparel girl in just tights -She told the director she tryna get in a school -He said “take them glasses off and get in the pool” -It's been a while since I watched the tube -Cause like a Crip said, I got way too many blues for any more bad news -I was looking at my resume feeling real fresh today -They rewrite history, I don't believe in yesterday -And what's a black Beatle anyway, a fucking roach? -I guess that's why they got me sitting in fucking coach -My guy said I need a different approach -Cause people is looking at me like I'm sniffing coke -It's not funny anymore, try different jokes -Tell 'em hug and kiss my ass, x and o -And kiss the ring while they at it, do my thing while I got it -Play strings for the dramatic ending of that wack shit -Act like I ain't had a belt in two classes -I ain't got it I'm coming after whoever who has it -I'm coming after whoever. Who has it? -You blowin' up, that's good, fantastic -That y'all, it's like that y'all -I don't really give a fuck about it at all -Cause the same people that tried to black ball me -Forgot about two things, my black balls - -Cutie the bomb, met her at a beauty salon -With a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm -She said: "I can tell you rock, I can tell by your charm -Far as girls, you got a flock -I can tell by your charm and your arm." -But I'm looking for the one, have you seen her? -My psychic told me she'll have a ass like Serena -Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids -And I gotta take all they bad asses to showbiz? -Okay, get your kids, but then they got their friends -I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in -We all went to din and then I had to pay -If you fucking with this girl, then you better be paid -You know why? It take too much to touch her -From what I heard she got a baby by Busta -My best friend say she used to fuck with Usher -I don't care what none of y'all say, I still love her - -Eighteen years, eighteen years -She got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years -I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids -His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his -You will see him on TV any given Sunday -Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai -She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money -She went to the doctor, got lipo with your money -She walking around looking like Michael with your money -Should've got that insured, Geico for your money -If you ain't no punk -Holla, "We want prenup! We want prenup!" (Yeah!) -It's something that you need to have -'Cause when she leave your ass, she gon' leave with half -Eighteen years, eighteen years -And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his?! - -Now, I ain't saying you a gold digger, you got needs -You don't want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed -You go out to eat and he can't pay, y'all can't leave -There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up your sleeves -But while y'all washin', watch him -He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datsun -He got that ambition baby look in his eyes -This week he mopping floors, next week it's the fries -So stick by his side -I know there's dudes ballin', and yeah, that's nice -And they gonna keep calling and trying, but you stay right, girl -And when you get on, he'll leave your ass for a white girl - -May the Lord forgive us, may the gods be with us -In that magic hour I seen good Christians -Make rash decisions, oh she do it -What happened to religion? Oh, she lose it -She putting on her make up, she casually allure -Text message break ups, the casualty of tour -How she gon' wake up and not love me no more? -I thought I was the asshole, I guess it's rubbing off -Hood phenomenon, the LeBron of rhyme -Hard to be humble when you stunting on a jumbotron -I'm looking at her like this what you really wanted, huh? -Why we argue anyway? Oh, I forgot, it's summertime - -When the sun go down it's the magic hour -And outta all the colors that'll fill up the skies -You got green on your mind, I can see it in your eyes -Why you standing there with your face screwed up? -Don't leave while you're hot that's how Mase screwed up -Throwing shit around, the whole place screwed up -Maybe I should call Mase so he could pray for us -I hit the Jamaican spot, at the bar, take a seat -I ordered the jerk, she said you are what you eat -You see I always loved that sense of humor -But tonight you should have seen how quiet the room was -The Lyor Cohen of Dior Homme -That's "Dior Homme", not "Dior, homie" -The crib Scarface, could it be more Tony? -You love me for me? Could you be more phony? - -Damn, Yeezy and Hov, where the hell ya been? -Niggas talking real reckless; stuntmen -I adopted these niggas, Phillip Drummond them -Now I'm about to make them tuck their whole summer in -They say I'm crazy, but I'm about to go dumb again -They ain't seen me cause I pulled up in my other Benz -Last week I was in my other other Benz -Throw your diamonds up cause we in this bitch another 'gain - -I made Jesus Walks, I'm never going to hell -Couture level flow is never going on sale -Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses -Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive -I get it custom, you a customer -You ain't accustomed to going through customs -You ain't been nowhere, hah? -And all the ladies in the house got them showing off -I'm done I'll hit you up maña...nah! - -Can't you see the private jets flying over you? -Maybach bumper sticker reads: "What would Hova do?" -Jay is chillin', Ye is chillin' -What more can I say? We killin' 'em -Hold up before we end this campaign -As you can see we done bodied the damn lames -Lord please let them accept the things they can't change -And pray that all of their pain be champagne - -I'm so appalled, Spalding ball -Balding Donald Trump taking dollars from y'all -Baby, you're fired, your girlfriend hired -But if you don't mind, I'ma keep you on call -We above the law, we don't give a fuck about y'all -I got dogs that'll chew a fucking hole through the wall -But since they all lovers, I need more rubbers -And if I don't use rubbers, need more covers -Housekeeping, I mean goddamn -One time let it be a bad bitch sweeping -That know we get O's like Cheerios -That know because they seen us in the videos -That know the day that you play me -Would be the same day MTV play videos -That was a little joke, voila -Praises due to the most high, Allah -Praises due to the most fly, Prada -Baby, I'm magic, tada -Address me as your highness, high as United -30,000 feet up and you are not invited -Niggas be writing bullshit like they gotta work -Niggas is going through real shit, man, they out of work -That's why another goddamn dance track gotta hurt -That's why I'd rather spit something that got a purp' - -Man I promise, she's so self-conscious -She has no idea what she's doing in college -That major that she majored in don't make no money -But she won't drop out, her parents will look at her funny -Now, tell me that ain't insecurr -The concept of school seems so secure -Sophomore, three yurrs, ain't picked a carurr -She like, fuck it, I'll just stay down here and do hair -Cause that's enough money to buy her a few pairs of new Airs -Cause her baby-daddy don't really care -She's so precious with the peer pressure -Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis -She had hair so long that it looked like weave -Then she cut it all off, now she look like Eve -And she be dealin' with some issues that you can't believe -Single black female addicted to retail, and well - -Man I promise, I'm so self-conscious -That's why you always see me with at least one of my watches -Rollies and Pasha's done drove me crazy -I can't even pronounce nothing, pass that ver-say-see! -Then I spent four hundred bucks on this -Just to be like, nigga you ain't up on this -And I can't even go to the grocery store -Without some Ones that's clean and a shirt with a team -It seems we living the American dream -But the people highest up got the lowest self-esteem -The prettiest people do the ugliest things -For the road to riches and diamond rings -We shine because they hate us, floss cause they degrade us -We trying to buy back our 40 acres -And for that paper, look how low we a stoop -Even if you in a Benz, you still a nigga in a coupe - -I say fuck the police, that's how I treat 'em -We buy our way out of jail, but we can't buy freedom -We'll buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need em -Things we buy to cover up what's inside -Cause they make us hate ourself and love they wealth -That's why shorty's hollerin' "where the ballers at?" -Drug dealer buy Jordans, crackhead buy crack -And a white man get paid off of all of that -But I ain't even gonna act holier than thou -Cause fuck it, I went to Jacob with 25 thou -Before I had a house and I'd do it again -Cause I want to be on 106 & Park pushin' a Benz -I want to act ballerific like it's all terrific -I got a couple past-due bills, I won't get specific -I got a problem with spendin' before I get it -We all self-conscious, I'm just the first to admit it - -I say fuck the police, that's how I treat 'em -We buy our way out of jail, but we can't buy freedom -We'll buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need em -Things we buy to cover up what's inside -Cause they make us hate ourself and love they wealth -That's why shorty's hollerin' "where the ballers at?" -Drug dealer buy Jordans, crackhead buy crack -And a white man get paid off of all of that -But I ain't even gonna act holier than thou -Cause fuck it, I went to Jacob with 25 thou -Before I had a house and I'd do it again -Cause I want to be on 106 & Park pushin' a Benz -I want to act ballerific like it's all terrific -I got a couple past-due bills, I won't get specific -I got a problem with spendin' before I get it -We all self-conscious, I'm just the first to admit it - -I bet me and Ray J would be friends -If we ain't love the same bitch -Yeah, he might have hit it first -Only problem is I'm rich -Uh -21 Grammys, superstar family -We the new Jacksons, I'm all about that action -I'm about that Farrakhan -Life is a marathon -I'ma shift the paradigm -I'ma turn up every time -I'ma bust a coach's head open on some Diddy shit -If he ever talk to my son like an idiot -One time for a nigga really gettin' it -Two times cause we got the whole city lit -Advice to all my niggas, impregnate Bridget -So when she have a baby she gon' make another nigga -Got the Fruit of Islam in the trenches hah? -Even though they know Yeezus is a Christian hah? -She spent her whole check on some Christians -And that girl ain't even religious -Walkin', livin', breathin' god, you know my past well -Hard to believe in God, your nigga got killed -Blac Chyna fuckin' Rob, help him with the weight -I wish my trainer would, tell me what I overate -So when I'm on vacay, I need to kick back -What you want? -You want a boss or an R&B nigga with a six pack? -I need every bad bitch up in Equinox -I need to know right now if you a freak or not -I need every bad bitch up in Equinox -I need to know right now if you a freak or not - -Something wrong, I hold my head -MJ gone, our nigga dead -I slapped my girl, she called the feds -I did that time and spent that bread -I'm heading home, I'm almost there -I'm on my way, heading up the stairs -To my surprise, a nigga replacing me -I had to take him to that ghetto university - -Restraining order, can't see my daughter -Her mother, brother, grandmother hate me in that order -Public visitation, we met at Borders -Told her she take me back, I'll be more supportive -I made mistakes, I bumped my head -Courts sucked me dry, I spent that bread -She need her daddy, baby please -Can't let her grow up in that ghetto university - -Yeezy season approachin' -Fuck whatever y'all been hearin' -Fuck what, fuck whatever y'all been wearin' -A monster about to come alive again -Soon as I pull up and park the Benz -We get this bitch shaking like Parkinsons -Take my number and lock it in -Indian hair, no moccasins -It's too many hoes in this house of sin -Real nigga back in the house again -Black Timbs all on your couch again -Black dick all in your spouse again -And I know she like chocolate men -She got more niggas off than Cochran, hah! - -Baby girl tryna get a nut -And her girl tryna give it up -Chopped 'em both down -Don't judge 'em, Joe Brown -One last announcement -No sports bra, let's keep it bouncin' -Everybody wanna live at the top of the mountain -Took her to the 'Bleau, she tried to sip the fountain -That when David Grutman kicked her out -But I got her back in and put my dick in her mouth - -Niggas talking, they bitchmade, Ixnay off my dicksnay -That's Pig Latin, itch-bay, who gon stop me huh? -Last night ain't go so well, got kicked up out the hotel -Got a little freaky like Marvin Albert, "Yes!" Tell Howard Cosell -You just a commentator if you getting paper -Everybody I know from the hood got common haters -In some relations you're just supposed to say none -Heard she fucked the doorman -Well that's cool I fucked the waitress -Heard Yeezy was racist, well, I guess that's on one basis -I only like green faces - -Maybe it's cause she into Leos and I was into trios -Plus all the trips to Rio couldn't have helped -It's gettin' cold, better bring your ski clothes -Peekin' through the keyhole, the door locked by myself -And I'm feelin' it right now, cause it's the time when my heart got shot down -Blocka, blocka, blocka-blocka, blocka -Pour a little champagne, cranberry vodka -Feelin' lied to like parents never said you adopted -Your feelins like Zulu, then nothing is a Shaka -I hit her with Jamaican dick, I'm the new Shabba -She lookin' for her daddy, call me Big Poppa -On to the next saga -Focus on the future and let the crew knock her -Star Wars fur, yeah, I'm rockin' Chewbacca -The one Chief Rocka, number-one Chief Rocka - -Is it genocide? -Cause I can still hear his mama cry -Know the family traumatized -Shots left holes in his face about piranha-sized -The old pastor closed the cold casket -And said the church ain't got enough room for all the tombs -It's a war going on outside we ain't safe from -I feel the pain in my city wherever I go -314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago -I arrived on the day Fred Hampton died -Uh, real niggas just multiply -And they say by 21 I was supposed to die -So I'm out here celebrating my post-demise -If you put crabs in a barrel to ensure your survival -You're gon' end up pulling down niggas that look just like you -What up, Blood? What up, cuz? It's all black, I love us - -Yeah it's all messed up when it's nowhere to go -So we won't take the time out 'til we reach the T-O-P -From parolees to hold G's, sold keys, low keys -We like the promised land of the OG's -In the past if you picture events like a black tie -What the last thing you expect to see, black guys? -What's the life expectancy for black guys? -The system's working effectively, that's why! -I'll be a real man, take care of your son -Every problem you had before this day is now done -New crib, watch a movie -Cause ain't nothin on the news but the blues -Hit the mall, pick up some Gucci -Now ain't nothing new but your shoes -Sunday morning, praise the Lord -You're the girl that Jesus had been saving me for -So let's savor this moment and take it to the floor -Black excellence, truly yours - -You say you never saw this comin', well you're not alone -Million dollar renovations to a happy home -My ex says she gave me the best years of her life -I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right -I wake up, assessin' the damages -Checkin' MediaTakeOut -Pictures of me drunk walkin' out with a bitch -But it's blurry enough to get the fake out -I wake up, all veggies no eggs -I hit the gym, all chest no legs -Yep, then I made myself a smoothie -Yeah, then me and wifey make a movie -Chicago - St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago -Ándale Ándale E.I, E.I, uh, oh -You had me drivin' far enough to switch the time zone -You was the best of all time at the time though -Yeah, you wasn't mine though - -I remember rappin' for Jay and Cam -Young producer just trying to get his flows off -I remember being nervous to do Victoria Secret -'Til I pictured everybody with their clothes off -Expedition was Eddie Bauer edition -I'm drivin' with no winter tires in December -Skrrt skrrt skrrt like a private school for women -Then I get there and all the Popeye's is finished, girl -You don't love me, you just pretendin' -I need that happy beginnin', middle and endin' -Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago -It's gettin' hot in here, that's all that I know -Got a hotel room, 3 stars for you -You call down for an omelet -Girl it's 5 in the morning -You realize we at the DoubleTree, not the Aria -Only thing open is Waffle House, girl don't start with me -I used the Western Union for you like it's no prob -Cause you was in college complainin' about it's no jobs -But you were suckin' a nigga dick the whole time -Well I guess a blowjob's better than no job - -This the cray-ist shit in the club -Since "In Da Club" -It's so packed I might ride around -On my bodyguard's back like Prince in the club -She say "Can you get my friends in the club?" -I say "Can you get my Benz in the club?" -If not, treat your friends like my Benz -Park they ass outside 'til the evenin' end -When I go raw, I like to leave it in -When I wake up, I like to go again -When I go to work, she gotta call it in -She can't go to work, same clothes again -And her heart colder than the souls of men -Louboutin on the toes again -Tight dress dancin' close to him -Yeezus just rose again - -I drink a Boost for breakfast, an Ensure for dessert -Somebody ordered pancakes, I just sip the sizzurp -That right there could drive a sane man berserk -Not to worry, Mr. H-to-the-Izzo's back to wi-zerk -How do you console my mom or give her light support -Telling her her son's on life support? -And just imagine how my girl feel -On the plane, scared as hell that her guy look like Emmett Till -She was with me before the deal, she'd been trying to be mine -She a Delta, so she'd been throwing that Dynasty sign -No use in me tryin' to be lyin', I been tryin' to be signed -Tryin' to be a millionaire, how I used two lifelines -In the same hospital where Biggie Smalls died -The doctor said I had blood clots, but I ain't Jamaican, man -Story on MTV and I ain't trying to make a band -I swear this right here, history in the making, man - -What if somebody from the Chi' that was ill got a deal -On the hottest rap label around? -But he wasn't talking about coke and birds -It was more like spoken word -Except he's really putting it down? -And he explained the story about how blacks came from glory -And what we need to do in the game -Good dude, bad night, right place, wrong time -In the blink of a eye, his whole life changed -If you could feel how my face felt -You would know how Mase felt -Thank God I ain't too cool for the safe belt -I swear to God, Driver 2 wants to sue -I got a lawyer for the case to keep what's in my safe safe -My dawgs couldn't tell if I... -I looked like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky -It was televised -There's been an accident like GEICO -They thought I was burnt up like Pepsi did Michael -I must got a angel, 'cause look how death missed his ass -Unbreakable, what, you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass? -Look back on my life like the Ghost of Christmas Past -Toys "R" Us where I used to spend that Christmas cash -And I still won't grow up, I'm a grown-ass kid -Swear I should be locked up for stupid shit that I did -But I'm a champion, so I turned tragedy to triumph -Make music that's fire, spit my soul through the wire - -Let's get lost tonight -You could be my black Kate Moss tonight -Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight -And you don't give a fuck what they all say, right? -Awesome, the Christian in Christian Dior -Damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore -I ask, 'cause I'm not sure -Do anybody make real shit anymore? -Bow in the presence of greatness -'Cause right now thou hast forsaken us -You should be honored by my lateness -That I would even show up to this fake shit -So go ahead, go nuts, go apeshit -'Specially in my Pastel, on my Bape shit -Act like you can't tell who made this -New Gospel, homie, take six, and take this, haters! - -I don't know if you got a man or not -If you made plans or not -If God put me in your plans or not -I'm trippin', this drink got me saying a lot -But I know that God put you in front of me -So how the hell could you front on me? -There's a thousand you's, there's only one of me -I'm trippin', I'm caught up in the moment, right? -'Cause it's Louis Vuitton Don night -So we gon' do everything that Kan like -Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike -Well, I'd do anything for a blonde dyke -And she'll do anything for the limelight -And we'll do anything when the time's right -Uh, baby, you're makin' it -(Harder, better, faster, stronger) - -Damn baby, pussy can't be your only hustle -Unless you bad as Naomi Russell -I mean a lot of niggas got money -So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell -Russell Brand, Russell Crowe -Zero Zero Zero Zero, a whole lot of O's -What you after, actor money? -You in line behind currency, yeah you after money -Bullet proof condom, when I'm in these hoes -Got staples on my dick, why? Fuckin' centerfolds -And I swear to God they so cold -Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes -I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome -She got her fur too, we got our his and her on -Don't look at the jewelry, or get your burrr on -Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose -Get back, you overclose -Oh no, the hood was strugglin' -But then I blessed them with that Polo -Niggas was making music and then my first solo -Collo Drolo, sponsored by Manolo -She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos -Yeah and I'm cold bitch, please try to keep the door closed -Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos -Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed - -She don't believe in shooting stars -But she believe in shoes and cars -Wood floors in the new apartment -Couture from the store's departments -You more like "love to start shit" -I'm more of the trips to Florida -Ordered the hors d'oeuvres, views of the water -Straight from a page of your favorite author -And the weather so breezy -Man, why can't life always be this easy? -She in the mirror dancing so sleazy -I get a call like, "Where are you, Yeezy?" -And try to hit you with the ol-wu-wopte -'Til I got flashed by the paparazzi -Damn, these niggas got me -I hate these niggas more than a Nazi - -I know it's been a while, sweetheart -We hardly talk, I was doing my thang -I know it was foul, baby -Aye, babe, lately, you've been all on my brain -And if somebody woulda told me a month ago -Fronting though: yo, I wouldn't wanna know -If somebody woulda told me a year ago -It'll go get this difficult -Feeling like Katrina with no FEMA -Like Martin with no Gina -Like a flight with no visa -First class with the seat back, I still see ya -In my past, you on the other side of the glass -Of my memory's museum -I'm just saying, hey, Mona Lisa -Come home, you know you can't roam without Caesar - -The all around the world Digital Underground Pac -The Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer of the Roc -I take my chain, my 15 seconds of fame -And come back next year with the whole fucking game -Ain't nobody expect Kanye to end up on top -They expected that College Dropout to drop and then flop -Then maybe he stop savin' all the good beats for himself -Roc-A-Fella's only niggas that helped -My money was thinner than Sean Paul's goatee hair -Now Jean Paul Gaultier cologne fill the air, here -They say he bougie, he big-headed -Would you please stop talking about how my dick head is -Flow infectious, give me 10 seconds -I'll have a buzz bigger than insects in Texas -It's funny how wasn't nobody interested -'Til the night I almost killed myself in Lexus - -Now was Kanye the most overlooked? Yes sir -Now is Kanye the most overbooked? Yes sir -Though the fans want the feeling of A Tribe Called Quest -But all they got left is this guy called West -That'll take Freeway, throw him on tracks with Mos Def -Call him Kwa-li or Kwe-li, I put him on songs with Jay-Z -I'm the Gap like Banana Republic and Old Navy, and oooh -It come out sweeter than old Sadie -Nice as Bun-B when I met him at the Source awards -Girl he had with him - ass coulda won the horse awards -And I was almost famous, now everybody love Kanye -I'm almost Raymond -Some say he arrogant. Can y'all blame him? -It was straight embarrassing how y'all played him -Last year shoppin my demo, I was tryin' to shine -Every motherfucker told me that I couldn't rhyme -Now I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem -Or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams -I use it as my gas, so they say that I'm gassed -But without it I'd be last, so I ought to laugh -So I don't listen to the suits behind the desk no more -You niggas wear suits cause you can't dress no more -You can't say shit to Kanye West no more -I rocked 20,000 people, I was just on tour, nigga -I'm Kan, the Louis Vuitton Don -Bought my mom a purse, now she Louis Vuitton Mom -I ain't play the hand I was dealt, I changed my cards -I prayed to the skies and I changed my stars -I went to the malls and I balled too hard -"Oh my god, is that a black card?" -I turned around and replied, "Why yes -But I prefer the term African American Express" -Brains, power, and muscle, like Dame, Puffy, and Russell -Your boy back on his hustle, you know what I've been up to -Killin y'all niggas on that lyrical shit -Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips - -I met this girl when I was 3 years old -And what I loved most, she had so much soul -She said, "Excuse me, lil homie, I know you don't know me -But my name is Windy and I like to blow trees" -And from that point I never blow her off -Niggas come from out of town, I like to show her off -They like to act tough, she like to tow 'em off -And make 'em straighten up their hat -'Cause she know they soft -And when I grew up, she showed me how to go downtown -In the nighttime her face lit up, so astoundin' -I told her in my heart is where she'll always be -She never messed with entertainers cause they always leave -She said, "It felt like they walked and drove on me" -Knew I was gang affiliated, got on TV and told on me -I guess that's why last winter she got so cold on me -She said, "'Ye, keep making that, keep making that -Keep making that platinum and gold for me!" - -But if you really cared for her, then you wouldn't have never hit the airport to follow your dreams -Sometimes I still talk to her, but when I talk to her -It always seems like she talking 'bout me -She said, "You left your kids, and they just like you -They wanna rap and make soul beats just like you -But they just not you" and I just got through -Talking 'bout what we tryin' to do: just not new -Now everybody got the game figured out all wrong -I guess you never know what you got 'til it's gone -I guess that's why I'm here and I can't come back home -And guess when I heard that? When I was back home -Every interview I'm representin' you, makin' you proud -Reach for the stars so if you fall, you land on a cloud -Jump in the crowd, spark your lighters, wave 'em around -If you don't know by now, I'm talking 'bout Chi-Town - -It was all good just a week ago, niggas feel theyselves -And that Watch the Throne drop, niggas kill themselves -What niggas gon' do, Hov? -This a new crack, on a new stove -I'm in the two-door, true that, niggas telling me "You back!" -Like a nigga ever left up out this bitch, huh? -And if life's a bitch, bet she suck my dick, huh -And I bet she fucked the whole clique, huh -By the way nigga you should fucking quit nigga -Just forget it, you talk it, I live it -Like Eli, I did it, joke's on you motherfucker, and I get it -No paper ho, but you can have some more of me -Or-a-gy or are we speaking metaphorically? -Historically I'm kicking bitches out like Pam, nigga -Going H·A·M nigga -Me and Jigga -And a nigga still young, that's why I have no kids -But I've been practicing with some actresses as bad as shit -Had a few white girls, asses flat as shit -But the head's so good, damn a nigga glad he hit -Got 'em jumping out the building, watch out below -A million out the door, I'm about to go H·A·M - -I treat the label like money from my shows -GOOD woulda been God except I added more O's -If I knew she was cheating and still bought her more clothes -It's cause I was too busy with my Baltimore, you know -Some people call that the art of war, you know -I guess it depends what you falling for, the clothes? -Cars, money, girls and the clothes -Aw money, you sold your soul -Nah man, mad people was fronting -Goddamn, we made something from nothing - -You're my devil, you're my angel -You're my heaven, you're my hell -You're my now, you're my forever -You're my freedom, you're my jail -You're my lies, you're my truth -You're my war, you're my truce -You're my questions, you're my proof -You're my stress and you're my masseuse -Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma ku sa -Lost in this plastic life -Let's break out of this fake-ass party -Turn this into a classic night -If we die in each others arms, still get laid in the afterlife -If we die in each others arms, still get laid, yeah, yeah, yeah - -My wife said, I can't say no to nobody -And at this rate we gon' both die broke -Got friends that ask me for money knowin' I'm in debt -And like my wife said, I still didn't say no -People tryna say I'm goin' crazy on Twitter -My friends' best advice was to stay low -I guess it's hard to decipher all of the bills -Especially when you got family members on payroll -The media said it was outlandish spendin' -The media said he's way out of control -I just feel like I'm the only one not pretendin' -I'm not out of control, I'm just not in they control -I know I'm the most influential -That TIME cover was just confirmation -This generation's closest thing to Einstein -So don't worry about me, I'm fine -I can see a thousand years from now in real life -Skate on the paradigm and shift it when I feel like -Troll conventional thought, don't need to question -I know it's antiquated so sometimes I get aggressive -Thank God For Jay Electra, he down with the mission -Did it with with no permission, on our own conditions -Most Blacks with money have been beaten to submission -Yeezy with the big house, did it way different -Never listen to Hollywood producers -Don't stare at money too long, it's Medusa -The ultimate Gemini has survived -I wasn't supposed to make it past 25 - -I've been wakin' the spirits of millions more to come -A million illegally downloaded my truth over the drums -I believe in the children, listen to the kids, bro -If the phone ringin', go and get your kids ho -Brother Don Muhammad told the minister about the presentation -He sat back and smiled -Black on black lies is worse than black on black crime -The Jews share their truth on how to make a dime -Most black men couldn't balance a checkbook -But buy a new car, talkin' 'bout "how my neck look?" -Well... it all looks great -Four hundred years later, we buyin' our own chains -The light is before us brothers, so the devil workin' hard -Real family stick together and see through the mirage -The smokescreens, perceptions of false reality -Who the real owner if your boss gets a salary? -I am one with the people -I am one with the people (real) -I've been woken from enlightened man's dream -Checkin' Instagram comments to crowdsource my self esteem -Let me not say too much or do too much -Cause if I'm up way too much, I'm out of touch -I'm prayin' a out-of-body experience will happen -So the people can see my light, now it's not just rappin' -God, I have humbled myself before the court -Drop my ego and confidence was my last resort -I know, I know he got a plan, I know I'm on your beams -One set of footsteps, you was carryin' me -When I turned on the news and they was buryin' me -One set of footsteps, you was carryin' me -When I was negotiatin' with Apple, it was Larry and me -Told Tim Cook to call me, I was scary to see -I would've took a hundred million and gave 20 to Hov -I heard it's the way they did it when we only had a stove -But it's better that I stayed at home with my folks -Cause if Jay a billionaire then I'ma never go broke -Only thing I ask is next time I'm on stage we all go -We all go -Not just by myself, lookin' for niggas like where's Waldo -She got the same shoes as my wife but she copped 'em at Aldo -Modern day MJ with a off the wall flow - -Closed eyes, see things -Fire up, tweaking -You in my freak dreams -You in my freak dreams -Bad bitch, you dig that -Get stacks, drive cars -Whip out, bitch out -Tits out, oh shit -My dick out, can she suck it right now? -Fuck, can she fuck right now? -I done asked twice now -Can you bring your price down? -Lil Boosie with the wipe down -A little woozy but I'm nice now -What the fuck right now? -What the fuck right now? -What the, what the fuck right now? -What if we fuck right now? -What if we fucked right in the middle -Of this mothafuckin' dinner table? -What if we fucked at this Vogue party? -Would we be the life of the whole party? -Shut down the whole party -Would everybody start fuckin'? -Would everybody start fuckin'? -Would everybody start fuckin'? -They don't want nothin' -You mothafuckas livin' like half of your level, half of your life -I smack her on her ass if she ghetto, I ain't gon' lie -We be in the bathroom fuckin' like, "Baby don't get too loud" -I can, I can see it, yeah - -Pablo bought a Roley and a rottweiler -Seem like the more fame, I only got wilder -Hands up, we just doing what the cops taught us -Hands up, we just doing what the cops taught us -I've been outta my mind a long time -I've been outta my mind a long time -I've been saying how I feel at the wrong time -Might not come when you want but I'm on time - -I've been outta my mind a long time -I've been outta my mind a long time -I know, I know, I shouldn't even bother -With all these gossiping, no-pussy-getting bloggers -Fashion show in Gotham, I need another costume -PETA's mad cause I made a jacket outta possum -Awesome, Steve Jobs mixed with Steve Austin -Rich slave in the fabric store picking cotton -If Hov J then every Jordan need a Rodman -Man, Jay, they don't really want no problems -Driving in the same car that they killed Pac in -Driving in the same urrr that they killed Pac in -Hands up, we just doing what the cops taught us -Hands up, hands up, then the cops shot us - -You know what the Midwest is? Young and restless -Where restless (niggas) might snatch your necklace -And next these (niggas) might jack your Lexus -Somebody tell these (niggas) who Kanye West is -I walk through the valley of the Chi where death is -Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless *gasps* -Try to catch it *gasps* it's kinda hard -Getting choked by detectives, yeah, yeah, now check the method -They be askin' us questions, harass and arrest us -Sayin' "We eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" -Huh? Y'all eat pieces of shit? What's the basis? -We ain't going nowhere but got suits and cases -A trunk full of coke, rental car from Avis -My mama used to say only Jesus can save us -Well mama I know I act a fool -But I'll be gone 'til November, I got packs to move -I hope - -To the hustlers, killers, murderers, drug dealers, even the scrippers -(Jesus walks for them) -To the victims of welfare for we livin' in Hell here, hell yeah -(Jesus walks for them) -Now, hear ye, hear ye, want to see Thee more clearly -I know he hear me when my feet get weary -Cause we're the almost nearly extinct -We rappers is role models: we rap, we don't think -I ain't here to argue about his facial features -Or here to convert atheists into believers -I'm just tryna say the way school need teachers -The way Kathie Lee needed Regis, that's the way I need Jesus -So here go my single dog, radio needs this -They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus -That means guns, sex, lies, videotape -But if I talk about God my record won't get played, huh? -Well if this take away from my spins -Which'll probably take away from my ends -Then I hope this take away from my sins -And bring the day that I'm dreamin' about -Next time I'm in the club, everybody screamin' out - -Wake up Mr. West, Mr. West -Mr. Fresh, Mister, by himself he's so impressed -I mean damn, did you even see the test? -You got D's, muthafucka D's, Rosie Perez -And yer ass barely passed any and every class -Looking at every ass, cheated on every test -I guess, this is my dissertation -Homie this shit is basic, welcome to Graduation - -Good morning, on this day we become legendary -Everything we dreamed of -I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary -Detroit Red cleaned up -From the streets to the league, from a eighth to a ki' -But you graduate when you make it up outta the streets -From the moments of pain, look how far we done came -Haters saying you changed, now you doing your thang - -Good morning, look at the valedictorian -Scared of the future while I hop in the DeLorean -Scared to face the world, complacent career student -Some people graduate, but be still stupid -They tell you read this, eat this, don't look around -Just peep this, preachers, teach us, Jesus -Okay look up now, they done stoled yo' streetness -After all of that you received this - -I'm the one, baby, yeah, I'm the one, baby -Since God gave his only begotten son, baby -It's hard preachin' the gospel to the slums lately -So I had to put the church on the drums, baby -You on a run, baby, you on a run, baby -You think you free but you a slave to the funds, baby -You think you me, but you ain't me, what you done lately? -Mhm that's cool but I been runnin on the sun, baby -We on a galaxy the haters cannot visit -That's my reality so get off my Scott Disick -If you ever held a title belt, you would know how Michael felt -Tyson, Jackson, Jordan - Michael Phelps -Yeahhh, had to take it to another realm -Cause everything around me got me underwhelmed -Best way to describe my position is at the helm -Best way to describe my new whip - Yeeeaaaalmmp - -Welcome to the good life, where niggas who sell D -Won't even get pulled over in they new V -The good life, let's go on a living spree -Shit, they say the best things in life are free -The good life, it feel like Atlanta -It feel like L.A., it feel like Miami -It feel like N.Y., summertime Chi -Ah! (Now throw yo' hands up in the sky) -So I roll through good -Y'all pop the trunk, I pop the hood, Ferrari -And she got the goods -And she got that ass, I got to look, sorry! - -Welcome to the good life! -Where we like the girls who ain't on TV -Cause they got mo' (ass than the models) -The good life, so keep it comin' with the bottles -Cause she feel booze like she bombed at Apollo -The good life, it feel like Houston -It feel like Philly, it feel like D.C -It feel like V.A. or the Bay or Yay -Ay, this is the good life (Welcome to the good life) -Homey tell me what's good -Why I only got a problem when you in the hood (Welcome to the good life) -Like I'm new in the hood -The only thing I wish, I wish a nigga would (Welcome to the good life!) -He probably think he could -But, but, I don't think he should (Welcome to the good life) -50 told me, go 'head, switch the style up -And if they hate then let 'em hate and watch the money pile up - -Have you ever popped champagne on a plane, while gettin some brain -Whipped it out, she said "I never seen Snakes on a Plane" -Whether you broke or rich you gotta get this -Havin' money's not everything, not havin' it is -I was splurgin' on Tryst, but when I get my card back -Activated, I'm back to Vegas -Cause (the good life) I always had a passion for flashin' -Befo' I had it, I closed my eyes and imagined the good life - -Back when they thought pink Polos would hurt the Roc -Before Cam got the shit to pop -The doors was closed -I felt like Bad Boy's street team; I couldn't work the locks -Now let's go, take 'em back to the plan -Me and my momma hopped in that U-Haul van -Any pessimists, I ain't talk to them -Plus I ain't have no phone in my apart-a-ment -Let's take 'em back to the club -Least about an hour I stand on line -I just wanted to dance, I went to Jacob an hour -After I got my advance, I just wanted to shine -Jay favorite line: "Dawg, in due time!" -Now he look at me, like, "Damn, dawg! You where I am!" -A hip-hop legend -I think I died in that accident, 'cause this must be Heaven - -Back when Gucci was the shit to rock -Back when Slick Rick got the shit to pop -I'd do anything to say I got it -Damn, them new loafers hurt my pocket -Before anybody wanted K. West beats -Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC -Dog, I was having nervous breakdowns -Like "Man, these niggas that much better than me?" -Baby, I'm going on an aeroplane -And I don't know if I'll be back again -Sure enough, I sent the plane tickets -But when she came to kick it, things became different -Any girl I cheated on, sheets I skeeted on -Couldn't keep it at home, thought I needed a Nia Long -I'm trying to right my wrongs -But it's funny them same wrongs helped me write this song - -Close your eyes and imagine, feel the magic -Vegas on acid, seen through Yves St. Laurent glasses -And I've realized that I've arrived -Cause it take more than a magazine to kill my Vibe -Does he write his own rhymes, well sort of, I think 'em -That mean I forgot better shit than you ever thought of -Damn, is he really that caught up? -I ask if you talked about classics, do my name get brought up? -I remember I couldn't afford a Ford Escort -Or even a four-track recorder -So it's only right that I let the top drop on a drop-top Porsche -It's for yourself, that's important -If your stripper name "Porscha" and you get tips from many men -Then your fat friend, her nickname is "Minivan" -Excuse me, that's just the Henny, man -I smoke, I drink, I'm supposed to stop, I can't because - -I was sick about awards, couldn't nobody cure me -Only playa that got robbed but kept all his jewelry -Alicia Keys tried to talk some sense in him -30 minutes later sein' there's no convincin' him -What more could you ask for? The international asshole -Who complain about what he is owed? -And throw a tantrum like he is 3 years old -You gotta love it though somebody still speaks from his soul -And wouldn't change by the change, or the game, or the fame -When he came in the game, he made his own lane -Now all I need is y'all to pronounce my name -It's Kanye, but some of my plaques, they still say Kayne -Got family in the D, Kin-folk from Motown -Back in the Chi, them Folks ain't from Moe Town -Life movin' too fast I need to slow down -Girl ain't give me no ass, ya need to go down -My father been said I need Jesus -So he took me to church and let the water wash over my caesar -The preacher said we need leaders -Right then my body got still like a paraplegic -You know who you call, you got a message, then leave it -The Roc stand tall and you would never believe it -Take your diamonds and throw 'em up like you bulimic -Yeah, the beat cold but the flow is anemic -After debris settles and the dust get swept off -Big K pick up where young Hov left off -Right when magazines wrote Kanye West off -I dropped my new shit, it sound like the best of -A&R's lookin' like, "Pssh, we messed up" -Grammy night, damn right, we got dressed up -Bottle after bottle till we got messed up -In the studio, with Really Doe, yeah, he next up -People askin' me if I'm gon' give my chain back -That'll be the same day I give the game back -You know the next question dog: "Yo, where Dame at?" -This track the Indian dance to bring our reign back -"What's up with you and Jay, man, are y'all ok man?" -They pray for the death of our dynasty like "Amen" -R-r-r-r-right here stands a man -With the power to make a diamond with his bare hands - -I get down for my grandfather who took my mama -Made her sit in that seat where white folks ain't want us to eat -At the tender age of 6 she was arrested for the sit-ins -And with that in my blood I was born to be different -Now niggas can't make it to ballots to choose leadership -But we can make it to Jacob's and to the dealership -Swear I hear new music and I just don't be feelin' it -Racism's still alive, they just be concealin' it -But I know they don't want me in the damn club -They even made me show ID to get inside of Sam's Club -I done did dirt and went to church and get my hands scrubbed -Swear I've been baptized 'least 3 or 4 times -But in the land where niggas praise Yukons and getting paid -Its gonna take a lot more than coupons to get us saved -Like it take a lot more than doo rags to get you waves -Nothing sad as that day my girl's father passed away -So I promised to Mr. Rainey I'm gonna marry your daughter -And you know I gotta thank you for the way that she was brought up -And I know that you were smiling when you see the car I bought her -You sent tears from heaven when you seen my car get balled up -But I can't complain what the accident did to my left eye -Cause look what an accident did to Left Eye -First Aaliyah now Romeo must die -I know I got angels watching me from the other side - -It's the Hard Knock Life Tour, sellout; picture -Us in the mall, coppin' Iceberg and yell out "Jigga" -Yeah, that's what we'll yell out, yell out -You know the name do I gotta spell out or tell 'bout -J-A-Y, and 'Ye so shy -Now he won't even step to his idol to say hi -Standing there like a mime and let the chance pass by -Back of my mind, "He could change your life -With all these beats I did, at least let him hear it -At least you can brag to ya friends back at the gig" -But he got me out me out my momma crib -Then he help me get my momma a crib - -Fresh off the plane, I'm off to Baseline -Nothing handed out, I'm 'bout to take mine -'round the same time of that Blueprint 1 -And these beats in my pocket was that blueprint for him -I'd play my little songs in that old back room -He'd bob his head and say "Damn! Oh, that's you?" -But by The Black Album, I was blacking out -Partyin' S.O.B.'s and we had packed a crowd -Big brother got his show up at Madison Square -And I'm like "Yeah, yeah, we gon' be there" but -Not only did I not get a chance to spit it -Carline told me I could buy two tickets -I guess big brother was thinkin' a little different -And kept little brother at bay, at a distance -But everything that I felt was more bogus -Only made me more focused, only wrote more potent -Only thing I wanna know is why I get looked over -I guess I'll understand when I get more older -Big brother saw me at the bottom of the totem -Now I'm on the top and everybody on the scrotum - -Have you ever walked in the shadow of a giant? -Not only a client, the Presidito, hola, Hovito -The game gettin' foul so here's a free throw -I was always on the other side of the peephole -Then I dropped "Jesus Walks" now I'm on the steeple -And we know, "New Jack City" got to keep my brother -But to be number one I'mma beat my brother -On that "Diamonds" remix I swore I spazzed -Then my big brother came through and kicked my ass -Sibling rivalry, only I could see -It was the pride in me that was drivin' me -At the Grammys I said, "I inspired me" -But my big brother who I always tried to be -When I kicked a flow it like pick-and-roll -Cause even if he gave me the rock, it's give-and-go -I guess Beanie's style was more of a slam dunk -But my shit was more like a finger roll -But I had them singles though -And them hoes at the show gonna mingle, yo, heh, y'all know -I told Jay I did a song with Coldplay -Next thing I know he got a song with Coldplay -Back in my mind I'm like "Damn, no way" -Translate, espanol "No way, Jose" -Then I went and told Jay Brown -Shoulda known that was gonna come back around -Shoulda talked to you like a man, shoulda told you first -But I told somebody else and that's what made shit worse - -And I'll never let my son have an ego -He'll be nice to everyone, wherever we go -I mean I might even make him be Republican -So everybody know he love white people -And I'll never let him leave his college girlfriend -And get caught up with the groupies in the whirlwind -And I'll never let him ever hit the telethon -I mean even if people dyin' and the world ends -See, I just want him to have an easy life -Not like Yeezy life, just want him to be someone people like -Don't want him to be hated all the time, judged -Don't be like your daddy that would never budge -And I'll never let him ever hit a strip club -I learned the hard way, that ain't the place to get love -And I'll never let his mom move to LA -Knowin' she couldn't take the pressure now we all pray - -I think I just fell in love with a porn star -Turn the camera on, she a born star -Turn the corners in a foreign car -Call the coroners, do the CPR -She gave that old nigga a ulcer -Her bittersweet taste made his gold teeth ache -Make her knees shake, make a priest faint -Make a nun cum, make her cremate -Move downtown, cop a sweet space -Livin' life like we won the sweepstakes, what -We headed to hell for heaven's sakes, huh -Well I'mma levitate, make the devil wait, yeah! - -Never in your wildest dreams -Never in your wildest dreams, in your wildest -You could hear the loudest screams -Comin' from inside the screen, you a wild bitch -Tell me what I gotta do to be that guy -Said her price go down, she ever fuck a black guy -Or do anal, or do a gangbang -It's kinda crazy that's all considered the same thing -Well I guess a lotta niggas do gang bang -And if we run trains, we all in the same gang -Runaway slaves all on a chain gang -Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang - -One day I'm gon' marry a porn star -We'll have a big-ass crib and a long yard -We'll have a mansion and some fly maids -Nothin' to hide, we both screwed the bridesmaids -She wanna role play, 'til I roll over -I'mma need a whole day, at least rolled doja -What party is we goin' to on Oscar day -'specially if she can't get that dress from Oscar de -La Renta, they wouldn't rent her, they couldn't take the shame -Snatched the dress off her back and told her, “Get away” -How could you say they live they life wrong? -When you never fuck with the lights on - -Mmm ain't this some shit? Pulled up in the A-V-entador -And the doors, raise up, like praise the Lord -Did the fashion show, and a tour, and a movie, and a score -This a ghetto opera, Francis Foreign Car Coppola -I need a new crib to hold my plaques, Rick Ross'd told me that -Said I'd be all up in Goldman Sachs like, "These niggas tryna hold me back -These niggas tryna hold me back", I'm just trying to protect my stacks -Mitt Romney, don't pay no tax, Mitt Romney, don't pay no tax -Chi-Town 'til I'm on my back, Chi-Town 'til I'm on my back -Only nigga in Beverly Hills, where the hell is Axel Foley at? -"Ease up there, baby boy": Ving Rhames told Jody that -R. Kelly and the God of rap -Shitting on you, holy crap - -I wanna tell the whole world about a friend of mine -This little light of mine and I'm finna let it shine -I'm finna take yall back to them better times -I'm finna talk about my mama if yall don't mind -I was three years old, when you and I moved to the Chi -Late December, harsh winter gave me a cold -You fixed me up something that was good for my soul -Famous homemade chicken soup, can I have another bowl? -You work late nights just to keep on the lights -Mommy got me training wheels so I could keep on my bike -And you would give anything in this world -Michael Jackson leather and a glove, but didn't give me a curl -And you never put no man over me -And I love you for that mommy can't you see? -Seven years old, caught you with tears in your eyes -Cuz a nigga cheatin, telling you lies, then I started to cry -As we knelt on the kitchen floor -I said mommy I'mma love you till you don't hurt no more -And when I'm older, you ain't gotta work no more -And I'mma get you that mansion that we couldn't afford -See you're, unbreakable, unmistakable -Highly capable, lady that's makin loot -A livin legend too, just look at what heaven do -Send us an angel, and I thank you (Hey Mama) - -Forrest Gump mama said, "Life is like a box of chocolates" -My mama told me go to school, get your doctorate -Somethin to fall back on, you could profit with -But still supported me when I did the opposite -Now I feel like it's things I gotta get -Things I gotta do, just to prove to you -You was getting through, can the choir please -Give me a verse of "You Are So Beautiful To Me" -Can't you see, you're like a book of poetry -Maya Angelou, Nikki Giovanni, turn one page and there's my mommy -Come on mommy just dance wit me, let the whole world see your dancing feet -Now when I say Hey, yall say Mama, now everybody answer me (Hey Mama) - -Tell your job you gotta fake em out -Since you brought me in this world, let me take you out -To a restaurant, upper echelon -I'mma get you a Jag, whatever else you want -Just tell me what kind of S-Type Donda West like? -Tell me the perfect color so I make it just right -It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday -For me to just call and say: (Hey Mama) - -And I heard 'em say, nothing's ever promised tomorrow today -From the Chi, like Tim it's a harder way -So this is in the name of love like Robert say -Before you ask me to go get a job today -Can I at least get a raise of the minimum wage? -And I know that the government administer AIDS -So I guess we just pray like the minister say -Allāhu Akbar and throw him some hot cars -Things we see on the screen that's not ours -But these niggas from the hood so these dreams not far -Where I'm from the dope boys is the rock stars -But they can't cop cars without seeing cop cars -I guess they want us all behind bars - I know it - -They say people in your life for seasons -And anything that happen is for a reason -And niggas gun clapping and keep to squeezing -And Gran keep praying and keep believing -In Jesus, and one day that you see him -'Til then walk in his footsteps and try to be him -The devil is alive I feel him breathin -Claiming money is the key, so keep on dreamin -And put them lottery tickets just to tease us -My Aunt Pam can't put them cigarettes down -So now my little cousin smokin them cigarettes now -His job try to claim that he too niggerish now -Is it cause his skin blacker than licorice now -I can't figure it out, I'm sick of it now - -Trying to sneak upstairs to your apartment -Aren't you a sight for red eyes -I just flew in and slipped in on your left side -Just a satin gown, you asleep with no make-up -I'm just tryna be inside you 'fore you wake up - -We had problems but it's all in the past -Everybody got problems baby, algebra class -Remember I used to do things that'd make you laugh -Like orderin' a girl drink in a masculine glass -You like piña coladas, getting caught in the rain -Or rocking flannels all summer like Kurt Cobain -Or that Dolce Gabbana with a few gold chains -And you the type of girl that probably deserve a new last name -But, they never let us do our thing -Everybody lying on who I bang -We was on fire but they blew our flame -Ain't no denying baby you have changed -Cause now your high heels clicking, your lip gloss glisten -Your hips start switching, you're pissed off, tripping -Cause even when we're kissing baby girl feel different -Friends all diss him like, "No he didn't? -No he didn't, is you talking about Kitten? -Is that bitch still stripping? -Trying to get a pair of Christians?" -I swear to God that they got you going crazy -But you play it off and say, "How is work baby?" -Well some of the models is too coked up to walk straight -But seem to still love the man that they all hate -But babe I call you back and say that you say that always -And kept me on the phone and demanded they all wait -See, she knew about all my lies the whole time -And my credit's so bad I can't get no one to cosign -I would've thought she would've bust in the door cryin' -But she upped and left a nigga and she ain't give me no sign -Now, she back in the club in a tight dress -With dreams of someday wearing a white dress -Seen with some lame, it's a miracle that she'd -Talk to a nigga with a ten-year ago swag -Plus I don't like none of her girlfriends -Quote unquote, "Cause her girlfriends got girlfriends." -On the phone, hollin' that "niggas is whatever" -Let's fly to Euro and make this the best summer ever -Now she heading to Rome, Rome is the home -Rome is where she act like she ain't got no fucking phone -I accept that I was wrong, except a nigga grown -So I can't bitch and moan, in a session gettin' stoned -So a nigga had to hop on a plane -A bus and a train, to try to come and talk and explain -Rented the whole bottom floor for a candlelight dinner -Turned the lights out and put my candle right in her -And told her, "Even though I met you in a club in a tight dress -At first sight I could picture you in a white dress." -Thirty foot train, diamond from Lorraine -Just to make up for all the years and the pain -Family on both sides, I'm so glad you came -Aunty couldn't make it, oh no that's a shame -Wedding in June, what could be better? -Let's fly to Euro, make this the best summer ever -Take the very last car of the Eurostar -Tell the conductor, "Just drive so far." -Told some of your friends and they wasn't excited -Well we gon' tour the countryside and they won't be invited -We will not be disturbed by the fussin' and fighting -Tell Peaches light the herb cause we just reunited -Let's make a move from these herbs, go somewhere in private -I'm talking just me and you and the plane and the pilot - -How could you be so -Cold as the winter wind when it breeze, yo? -Just remember that you talking to me though -You need to watch the way you talking to me, yo -I mean, after all the things that we been through -I mean, after all the things we got into -Ayo, I know of some things that you ain't told me -Ayo, I did some things, but that's the old me -And now you wanna get me back -And you gonna show me -So you walk around like you don't know me -You got a new friend, well, I got homies -But in the end it's still so lonely - -How could you be so Dr. Evil? -You bringing out a side of me that I don't know -I decided we wasn't gonna speak, so -Why we up 3 AM on the phone? -Why do she be so mad at me for? -Homie, I don't know, she's hot and cold -I won't stop, won't mess my groove up -'Cause I already know how this thing go -You run and tell your friends that you're leavin' me -They say that they don't see what you see in me -You wait a couple of months, then you gonna see -You'll never find nobody better than me - -You don't see just how wild the crowd is (realize) -You don't see just how fly my style is (realize) -I don't see why I need a stylist (realize) -When I shop so much I can speak Italian (realize) -I don't know I just want it better for my kids (realize) -And I ain't saying we was from the projects (realize) -But every time I wanna layaway or deposit (realize) -My dad'd say "when you see clothes, close your eyelids" (realize) -We was sort of like Will Smith and his son (realize) -In the movie -- I ain't talking 'bout the rich ones (realize) -Cause every summer -He'll get some brand new harebrained scheme to get rich from (realize) -And I don't know what he did for dough (realize) -But he'll send me back to school with a new wardrobe - -When it feel like living's harder than dying (realize) -For me giving up's way harder than trying (realize) -Lauryn Hill said her heart was in Zion (realize) -I wish her heart still was in rhyming (realize) -Cause who the kids gon' listen to, huh? (realize) -I guess me if it isn't you (realize) -Last week I paid a visit to the institute (realize) -They got the dropout keeping kids in the school (realize) -I guess I cleaned up my act like Prince'd do (realize) -If not for pleasure, then at least for the principle (realize) -They got the CD, they got to see me (realize) -Drop gems like I dropped out of PE (realize) -They used to feel invisible (realize) -Now they know they invincible - -I paid for them titties, get your own -It ain't safe in the city, watch the throne -She say I care more about them basquions -Basquiats, she learning a new word, it's yacht -Blew the world up as soon as I hit the club with her -Too Short called, told me I fell in love with her -Seat by actors, ball players and drug dealers -And some lesbians that never loved niggas -Twisted love story, True Romance -Mary Magdalene from a pole dance -I'm a freak, huh, rock star life -The second girl with us, that's our wife -Hey boys and girls, I got a new riddle -Who's the new old perv that's tryna play second fiddle -No disrespect, I'm not tryna belittle -But my dick worth money I put Monie in the middle -Where she at? In the middle - -I'll never be picture-perfect Beyoncé -Be light as Al B or black as Chauncey -Remember him from Blackstreet? He was as black as the street was -I'll never be as laid back as this beat was -I never could see why people reach a -Fake-ass facade that they couldn't keep up -You see how I creeped up? -You see how I played a big role in Chicago like Queen Latifah? -I'll never rock a mink coat in the wintertime like Killa Cam -Or rock some mink boots in the summertime like Will.I.Am -Let me know if you feel it, man -Cause everything I'm not made me everything I am - -And I'm back to tear it up -Haters start your engines, I hear 'em gearing up -People talk so much shit about me at barbershops -They forget to get their hair cut -Ok, fair enough, the streets is flaring up -Cause they want gun talk, or I don't wear enough -Baggy clothes, Reeboks, or A-di-dos -Can I add that he do spaz out at his shows -So say goodbye to the NAACP award -Goodbye to the India Arie award -They'd rather give me the "Nigga Please" Award -But I'll just take the "I Got a Lot of Cheese" Award - -I know that people wouldn't usually rap this -But I got the facts to back this -Just last year, Chicago had over 600 caskets -Man, killing's some wack shit -Oh, I forgot, 'cept for when niggas is rappin' -Do you know what it feel like when people is passin'? -He got changed over his chains a block off Ashland -I need to talk to somebody, pastor -The church want tithe, so I can't afford to pay -Pink slip on my door, cause I can't afford to stay -My fifteen seconds up, but I got more to say -That's enough Mr. West, please, no more today - -You sweat her and I ain't talkin 'bout a Coogi -You a Big L and I ain't talkin 'bout Cool J -See me at the airport, at least twenty Louis -Treat me like the Prince and this my sweet brother Numpsay -(Brother Numpsay!) groupies say I'm too choosy -Take em to the show and talk all through the movies -Says she want diamonds, I took her to Ruby Tuesdays -If we up in Fridays, I still have it my way - -Y'all don't want no prob' from me -What you rappers could get is a job from me -Maybe you could be my intern and in turn -I'll show you how I cook up summer in the winter -Aaron love the raw dog, when will he learn -Caught something on the Usher tour, he had to let it burn -Plus he already got three children -Arguin' over babysitters like bitch it's yo turn -"Damn Ye it'd be stupid to diss you -Even your superficial raps is super-official" -R-R-R-Roc pastel with Gucci on -With TVs in the ride, throw a movie on -Said he couldn't rap now he at the top with Doobie Long -Cause I dookied on any song that they threw me on, gone - -Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh uh uh onnn, uh uh-uh onnn -Uh-uh onnn, uh uh-uh -I'm ahead of my time, sometimes years out -So the powers that be won't let me get my ideas out -And that make me wanna get my advance out -And move to Oklahoma and just live at my aunt's house -Yeah, I romance the thought of leaving it all behind -Kanye step away from the lime -Light like when I was on the grind -In the 1-9-9-9 -Before model chicks was bending over -Or dealerships asked me "Benz or Rover?" -Man, if I could just get one beat on Hova -We could get up off this cheap-ass sofa -What the summer of the Chi got to offer an eighteen-year-old? -Sell drugs or get a job, you gotta play your role -My dog worked at Taco Bell, hooked us up plural -Fired a week later, the manager count the churros -Sometimes I can't believe it when I look up in the mirro' -How we out in Europe, spending Euros -They claim you never know what you got 'til it's gone -I know I got it, I don't know what y'all on -I'ma open up a store for aspiring MCs -Won't sell 'em no dream, but the inspiration is free -But if they ever flip sides like Anakin -You'll sell everything including the mannequin -They got a new bitch, now you Jennifer Aniston -Hold on I'll handle it, don't start panickin', stay calm -Shorties at the door cause they need more -Inspiration for they life, they souls, and they songs -They said, "Sorry, Mr. West is gone" - -I told my mama I was on the come up -She said, "You going to school, I'll give you a summer" -Then she met No I.D. and gave me his number -Ten years later she driving a Hummer -Niggas hustle every day for a beat from Ye -What I do? Turn around gave them beats to Jay -And I'm rapping on the beat they was supposed to buy -I guess I'm getting high off my own supply -Downtown mixing fabrics tryna find the magic -Started a little blog just to get some traffic -Old folks'll tell you not to play in traffic -A million hits and the web crashes, damn! -South Park had them all laughing -Now all my niggas designing and we all swaggin' -Ignore the critics just to say we did it -This ain't no fashion show mothafucka, we live it - -I've been waiting on this my whole life -These dreams be waking me up at night -You say I think I'm never wrong -You know what, maybe you're right, aight - -You say he get on your fucking nerves -You hope that he get what he deserves, word -Do you even remember what the issue is? -You just trying to find where the tissue is -You can still be who you wish you is -It ain't happen yet -And that's what intuition is -When you hop back in the car -Drive back to the crib -Run back to their arms -The smokescreens -The chokes and the screams -You ever wonder what it all really means? - -And I'm back on my grind -A psychic read my lifeline -Told me in my lifetime -My name would help light up the Chicago skyline -And that's why I'm -Seven o'clock, that's primetime -Heaven'll watch, God calling from the hotlines -Why he keep giving me hot lines? -I'm a star, how could I not shine? -How many ladies in the house? -How many ladies in the house without a spouse? -Something in your blouse got me feeling so aroused -What you about? -On that independent shit -Trade it all for a husband and some kids -You ever wonder what it all really mean? -You wonder if you'll ever find your dreams? - -If my manager insults me again -I will be assaulting him -After I fuck the manager up -Then I'm gonna shorten the register up -Let's go back, back to the Gap -Look at my check, wasn't no scratch -So if I stole, wasn't my fault -Yeah I stole, never got caught -They take me to the back and pat me -Askin' me about some khakis -But let some black people walk in -I bet you they show off their token blackie -Oh now they love Kanye, let's put him all in the front of the store -So I'm on break next to the "No Smokin'" sign with a blunt in the mall -Takin' my hits, writing my hits -Writin' my rhymes, playin' my mind -This fuckin' job can't help him -So I quit, y'all welcome -Y'all don't know my struggle -Y'all can't match my hustle -You can't catch my hustle -You can't fathom my love dude -Lock yourself in a room doing 5 beats a day for 3 summers -That's a Different World like Cree Summer's -I deserve to do these numbers -"The kid that made that deserves that Maybach!" -So many records in my basement -I'm just waiting on my spaceship - -N-n-n-now, my flow -Is in the pocket like wallets, I got the bounce like hydraulics -I can't call it, I got the swerve like alcoholics -My freshman year I was going through hella problems -'Til I, built up the nerve to drop my ass up out of college -My teacher said I'se a loser, I told her why don't you kill me -I give a fuck if you fail me, I'm gonna follow -My heart, and if you follow the charts -Or the plaques or the stacks -You ain't gotta guess who's back, you see -I'm so Chi that you thought I was bashful -But this bastard's flow will bash your skull -And I will, cut your girl like Pastor Tro' -And I don't, usually smoke -But pass the 'dro -And I won't, give you that money that you asking for -Why you think me and Dame cool? We assholes -That's why we hear your music in fast forward -'Cuz we don't wanna hear that weak shit no mo' - -N-n-n-n-n-now who the hell is this -E-mailing me at 11:26? -Telling me that she 36-26, plus double-d -You know how girls on Black Planet be when they get bubbly -At NYU but she hail from Kansas -Right now she just lamping, chilling on campus -Sent me a picture of her feelin' on Candice -Who said her favorite rapper was the late great Francis -W-H-I-T-E, it's getting late mami -Your screen saver say tweet, so you got to "call me" -And bring a friend for my friend, his name Kweli -(You mean Talib? Lyrics sticks to your rib) -I mean (That's my favorite CD that I play at my crib) -I mean (You don't really know him, why is you lyin') -Yo Kwe, she don't believe me, please pick up the line -She gon' think that I'm lyin', just spit a couple of lines -Then maybe I'll be able to give her dick all the time -And get her high - -I'm in my Christian Dior with a Veronica Webb -Noemie Lenoir, Chanel, Sessilee Lopez -Arlenis Sosa, Selita Ebanks -Grew up on Mobb Deep, speak that Jourdan Dunn language -Make a phone call, out to Joan Smalls -I wonder how it feel to lower Stone's walls -Jessica Gomes, y'all, I would damage her -And see if Jessica Stam got the stamina -I'm in the car with Leo and the Benz swerve -I heard Bar was friends with Esti Ginzburg -Coco Rocha, Kate Mimosa -Alessandra Ambrosio, Anja Rubik -Get Olga Kurylenko, tell her I'm very single -Abbey Lee too, I'm a freak boo -I'm wilding, I'm on a thousand -I wanna see Irina Shayk next to Doutzen - -If this is your first time hearin' this -You are about to experience somethin' so cold, man -We never had nothin' handed, took nothin' for granted -Took nothin' from no man, man, I'm my own man -But as a shorty I looked up to the dopeman -Only adult man I knew that wasn't broke, man -Flickin' Starter coats, man -Man, you don't know, man -We don't care what people say -This is for my niggas outside all winter -Cause this summer they ain't finna say: "next summer I'm finna" -Sittin' in the hood like community colleges -This dope money here is Lil' Trey's scholarship -Cause ain't no tuition for having no ambition -And ain't no loans for sittin' your ass at home -So we forced to sell crack, rap, and get a job -You gotta do somethin' man, your ass is grown - -The second verse is for my dogs workin' 9 to 5 that still hustle -Cause a nigga can't shine off $6.55 -And everybody sellin' makeup, Jacob's -And bootlegged tapes just to get they cake up -We put shit on layaway, then come back -We claim other people kids on our income tax -We take that money, cop work, then push packs to get paid -And we don't care what people say -Momma say she wanna move South -Scratchin' lottery tickets, eyes on a new house -'Round the same time, Doe ran up in dude house -Couldn't get a job, so since he couldn't get work -He figured he'd take work -The drug game bulimic, it's hard to get weight -A nigga's money is homo, it's hard to get straight -But we gon' keep bakin' til the day we get cake -And "we don't care what people say" - -You know the kids gon' act a fool -When you stop the programs for after school -And they DCFS, some of 'em dyslexic -They favorite 50 Cent song "12 Questions" -We scream: "rocks, blow, weed, park", see, now we smart -We ain't retards, the way teachers thought -Hold up, hold fast, we make more cash -Now tell my momma I belong in that slow class -Sad enough we on welfare -They tryna put me on the school bus with the space for the wheelchair -I'm tryna get the car with the chromie wheels here -They tryna cut our lights out like we don't live here -Look what was handed us, fathers abandoned us -When we get them hammers, go on, call the ambulance -Sometimes I feel no one in this world understands us -But "we don't care what people say" -My niggas - -This is family business -And this is for the family that can't be with us -And this is for my cousin locked down, know the answer's in us -This why I spit it in my songs so sweet -Like a photo of your granny's picture -Now that you're gone it hit us -Super hard on Thankgiving and Christmas, this can't be right -Yeah you heard the track I did man, "This Can't Be Life" -Somebody please say grace so I can save face -And have a reason to cover my face -I even made you a plate, soul food, know how Granny do it -Monkey bread on the side, know how the family do it -When I brought it why the guard have to look all through it? -As kids we used to laugh -Who knew that life would move this fast? -Who knew I'd have to look at you through a glass? -And look, tell me you ain't did it then you ain't did it -And if you did, then that's family business - -This is family business -And this is for everybody standing with us -Come on, let's take a family Grammy picture -Abi, remember when they ain't believe in me? -Now she like "See, that's my cousin on TV!" -Now, we gettin' it and we gon' make it -And they gon' hate it and I'm his favorite -I can't deny it, I'm a straight rider -But when we get together be electric slidin' -Grandma, get 'em shook up -Aw naw, don't open the photo book up -I got an Aunt Ruth that can't remember your name -But I bet them Polaroids'll send her down memory lane -You know that one auntie, you don't mean to be rude -But every holiday nobody eating her food -And you don't wanna stay there cause them your worst cousins -Got roaches at their crib like them your first cousins -Act like you ain't took a bath with your cousins -Fit 3 in the bed if it's 6 of y'all -I'm talkin' 'bout three by the head and three by the leg -But you ain't have to tell my girl I used to pee in the bed - -I woke up early this morning with a new state of mind -A creative way to rhyme without using knives and guns -Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to God -And keep your face to the risin' sun -All my niggas from the Chi, that's my family, dog -And my niggas ain't my guys, they my family, dog -I feel like one day you'll understand me, dog -You can still love your man and be manly, dog -You ain't got to get heated at every house warmin' -Sittin' here, grillin' people like George Foreman -Why Uncle Ray and Aunt Shiela always performin'? -The second she storm out then he storm in -Y'all gon' sit down, have a good time this reunion -And drink some wine like Communion -And act like everything fine and if it isn't -We ain't letting everybody in our family business - -Yeah, uh, now I'ma need you to kill the hypocrisy -This is an aristocracy -I'm Socrates, but my skin more chocolatey -What's up with who? That's old news -I'm in a speedboat in my boat shoes -Hah? I swear my whole collection's so cruise -I might walk in Nobu wit' no shoes -"He just walked in Nobu like it was Whole Foods -That nigga crazy, I told you" -Immature adult, insecure asshole -And if you fall on the concrete, that's your ass fault -If you pass on a Kan' beat, that's your last fault -Get what you ask for, I swear that your ass low -She got a big booty, but she couldn't drop that ass low -'Til you take your last ho and rope up all the cashflow -When you gettin' money, they be all up on your ass, yo -When you gettin' money, cops don't let a nigga pass Go -Straight to jail, yo, in a hellhole -Right next to Lucifer, tell em I said, "Hello" -Ask if I'ma be there soon and tell him I said, “Hell no” -Yo, what you say when your people get out of jail, huh? - -Pour the champagne, let your watch show -Shorty got a man watch; wrist look colossal -I admit my first watch was a Fossil -Now I'm in the Louvre lookin' for fossils -'Tention to detail is so uncanny -And the whip's on the Sprewells, it's so un-Camry -Somebody need to put us on camera -The world of Rollies and everyone families -Stay Jordan fresh, suits and Ferraris -Cute, your shorty watch Barney's, we head to Barney's -End up at Marni, Giorgio, service from Sergio Tacchini -Lamborghini, the chain throw off the vertigo -I know the flow just hit a hellified vertical -This the Christ year, last year was magic; 32 -Lyrically, can't none of y'all murder 'Ye -Cause y'all raps ain't got no vertebrae -I got style, ask June if she heard of me -I killed the fur last Paris, raised the murder rate -First of all, we all know the beats is -Like a mix between Fergie and Jesus -Imagine the direction of this immaculate conception -Every one of His Majesty's swim parties is pageantries -Cannonball off the divin' board when I am bored -All my homies GDs, but I am Lord -Rap god, Greek mythology -And this life too crazy to think logically -Here's somethin' that you could use in analogy -My life is like a child's illusions become reality - -Can I talk my shit again? -Even if I don't hit again? -Dog, are you fucking kidding? -My hat, my shoes, my coat -Louis Vuitton stitch, with Donatella Versace -That's Louis Vuitton bitch -I think Hennessy, I drank, I'm gone -Off that Bacardi Limon and Corona. I'm zoning -Class back in session so I upped it a grade -Two years Dwayne Wayne became Dwyane Wade -And, Hey -Please don't start me -I'm like Gnarls Barkley meets Charles Barkley -I'm pop the Barkers, I'm hood the Parkers -While y'all was in limbo I raised the bar up -I touched on everything -Married to the game, roc-a-chain instead of a wedding ring -Y'all bridesmaids catch the garter -On nights when 'Ye romance -Cameras flash so much -That I gotta do that Yayo dance -I'm on a world tour with Common, my man -After each and every show a couple dykes in the van -It's easy -The hood love to listen to Jeezy and Weezy -And, oh yeah, Yeezy -I did it for the glory - -What am I supposed to do now? -Man the game all messed up -How I'm suppose to stand out when everybody get dressed up? -So yeah, at the Grammys I went ultra Travolta -Yeah that tuxedo might have been a little guido -But with my ego -I can stand there in a speedo -And be looked at like a fucking hero -The glory, the story, the chain, the polo, the night -The grind, the empty bottles of No-Doz -Tank on empty, whipping my mamma's Volvo -I spent that gas money on clothes with logos -The fur is Hermes, shit that you don't floss -The Goyard so hard man, I'm Hugo's boss -Why I gotta ask what that Tudor cost -House on the hill -Two doors from Tracey Ross -And I'm asking about her girlfriends -Yeah, the dark skin'ed ones -She asking about the speed boats yeah I admit we rented 'em -When you meet me in person what do you feel like? -I know, I know I look better in real life -I hear people compare themselves to big a lot -You know B.I.G. and Pac, you know to get it hot -I guess after I live I wanna be compared to B.I.G -Any one: Big Pun, Big L or Notorious -'Till then, get money and stunt and stay glorious -And I'm gonna stop killing these niggas soon as the chorus hit - -I miss the misogyny, bad bitches massagin' me -Sometimes we lowered our standards at the colleges -So please don't judge me, uh, for the followin': -Fat bitches swallowin', skinny bitches modelin' -Take off that Givenchy and let's get raunchy -I have your face looking all Captain Crunchy -The devil stay testing, 'cause when you chase the pussy it's a sin -But if it falls in your lap, it's a blessin' -Soon as I got salad, I spent it all on dressin' -French, to be exact, that Balmain was impressive -Hedi Slimane leathers - -My homie Mali used to stay at 79th and May -One of my best friends from back in the day -Down the street from Calumet, a school full of Stones -He nicknamed me K-Rock so they would leave me alone -Bulls jacket with his hat broke way off -And walked around the mall with his radio face off -Plus he had the spinner from his Daytons in his hand -Keys in his hand, reason again to let you know he's the man -Back when we rocked Ellesses, he had dreams of Caprices -Drove by the teachers, even more by polices -How'd he get the cash? The day his father passed away -Left him with a lil' somethin, 16 he was stuntin' -Al B. Sure nigga with the hair all wavy -Hit Lake Shore, girls go all crazy -Hit the freeway, go at least 'bout eighty -Boned so much that summer, even had him a baby -See back-back then-then, if you had a car -You was the Chi-Town version of Baby -And I was just a virgin, a baby -One of the reasons I looked up to him crazy -I used to love to play my demo tape when the system yanked -Felt like I was almost signed when the shit got cranked -We'd take a Saturday and just circle the mall -They had they Lincolns and Auroras, we was hurtin 'em all -With the girls a lot of flirtin' involved, but dog -Fuck all that flirtin', I'm tryin' to get in some drawers -So put me on with these hoes, homie -He told me don't rush to get grown, drive slow, homie - -I do it for the forefathers, yeah, the street authors -That are now A&Rs in the cheap office -Rappers that never got signed but they keep offers -Girls that's way too fine for us to keep off us -Gave her a handshake only for my man's sake -She in her birthday suit cause of the damn cake -Now there's crumbs all over the damn place -And she want me to cum all over her damn face -I never understood planned parenthood -Cause I never met nobody planned to be a parent in the hood -Taking refills of that Plan B pill -Another shorty that won't make it to the family will -If I don't make it, can't take it, hope the family will -They ain't crazy, they don't know how insanity feel -Don C just had a shorty, so it's not that bad -But I still hear the ghosts of the kids I never had - -No electro, no metro, a little retro, ahh, perfecto -You know the demo, your boy act wild -You ain't get the memo? Yeezy's back in style -Now one room got Gidget, the other got Bridget -What's more tripped out, dawg, is they sisters -Nah, you ain't listen, they black, they sistas -They momma named them after white bitches -So next time you see me on your fallopian -Though the jewelry's Egyptian, know the hunger's Ethiopian -Stupid questions like “Is he gon' be dope again? -Have you seen him? has anybody spoke to him?” -This beat deserves Hennessey, a bad bitch -And a bag of weed: the Holy Trinity -In the mirror where I see my only enemy -Your life's cursed, well mine's an obscenity - -1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and -Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this -Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave -Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed -Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed -It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited -Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick -What's scary to me is -Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me -So excuse me miss, I forgot your name -Thank you, God bless you, good night I came, I came, I came - -Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette -My name Kanye from the Jigga set -Twista said "Get It Wet" -Ooh girl your breath is harsh! -Cover your mouth up like you got SARS -Off them tracks yea I bought them cars -Still kill a nigga on 16 bars -We ain't sweating to the oldies -We juking to a cold beat -Maybe one day girl we can bone -So you can brag to all your homies now -But I still mess with a big girl -If you ain't fit girl, I'll still hit girl -1 and you brought 2 friends -OK, 3 more now hop in the Benz -4-door - do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8 -All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates -You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating -Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballas - -Pray for me -I'm about to hit the Ye button -I don't wanna say nothin' wrong -But it'd be wrong if I ain't say nothin' -Imagine if I ain't say somethin' -Wouldn't none these niggas say nothin' -I done lost and made money -Now I'm makin' somethin' they can't take from me -And I'm fresh out of debt in this mothafucka! -And they still ain't ready yet for a mothafucka! -Yeezy might have to go and put his Louis on -I'm 'bout to go Gucci in the Gucci store - -I'm not loving you, way I wanted to -What I had to do, had to run from you -I'm in love with you, but the vibe is wrong -And that haunted me, all the way home -So you never know, never never know -Never know enough, 'til it's over love -'Til we lose control, SYSTEM OVERLOAD -Screaming, "No, no, no, n-nooo!" -I'm not loving you, way I wanted to -See I wanna move, but can't escape from you -So I keep it low, keep a secret code -So everybody else don't have to know - -I'm not loving you, way I wanted to -I can't keep my cool, so I keep it true -I got something to lose, so I gotta move -I can't keep myself, and still keep you too -So I keep in mind, when I'm on my own -Somewhere far from home, in the danger zone -How many times did I tell you 'fore it finally got through? -You lose, you lose -I'm not loving you, the way I wanted to -See I had to go, see I had to move -No more wasting time, you can't wait for life -We're just racing time, where's the finish line? - -I'm not loving you, way I wanted to -I bet no one knew, I got no one new -Know I said I'm through, but got love for you -But I'm not loving you, the way I wanted to -Gotta keep it going, keep the loving going -Keep it on the roll, only God knows -If I be with you, baby I'm confused -You choose, you choose -I'm not loving you, way I wanted to -Where I wanna go, I don't need you -I've been down this road, too many times before -I'm not loving you, way I wanted to - -Primetime, basking in the lime -Cassius in his prime, coloring out of the line -Cause they don't want nobody that's colored out of the lines -So I'm late as a motherfucker, colored people time -Damn, Yeezy, it all gotta be dimes? -Well Adam gave up a rib, so mine better be prime -Niggas gonna kill me, I swear they better be lying -I never live in fear, I'm too out of my mind -Primetime, never hit these heights -I mean it's like, it's like our first first-class flight -I'm tripping on it, socks on marble floors, I'm slipping on it -Champagne I'm sipping on, shit tastes different, don't it? -You know what? You right -It's like the best damn champagne I had in my life -"When you coming home?" That's a text from my wife -I told her run a bubble bath -And float in that motherfucker like a hovercraft -And soak in that motherfucker 'til I call you back -I mean, who says shit like that and doesn't laugh? -Hah... - -Feelin better than some head on a Sunday afternoon -Better than a chick that say yes too soon -Until you have a daughter that's what I call karma -And you pray to God she don't grow breasts too soon -Projects to' up, gang signs is thrown up -Niggas hats broke off, that's how we grow up -Why else you think shorties write rhymes just to blow up? -Get they first car and then IRS show up -He ain't never had shit, but he had that 9 -Nigga come through flickin and he had that shine -Put 2 and 2 together and a little bad weather -Gon' be your whole family on that funeral line -Asked the reverend was the strip clubs cool -If my tips helped send a pretty girl through school -That's all I want, like winos want they good whiskey -I ain't in the Klan but I brought my hood with me - -Can I talk my shit again? -Can I talk my shit again?! -I can't believe I'm back up in this muh'fucker -I'mma be late though -I gotta figure out what I'm finna wear -Yeah... the Roc is definitely in the building -GOOD Music's definitely in the building -I gotta say what's up to Tony Williams -On the vocals sings, he sings quite beautifully -Don't you agree? Don't you agree? -Uhh, and Jon Brion on the keys right now -And Warren Campbell on the keys right now -So they ask me - why you call it Late Registration 'Ye? -Cause we takin these muh'fuckers back to school -If you know this part right here, feel free to sing along - -I know it's past visiting hours -But can I please give her these flowers? -The doctor don't wanna take procedures -He claim her heart can't take the anaesthesia -It'll send her body into a seizure -That lil' thing by the hospital bed, it'll stop beepin -Hey chick, I'm at a loss for words -What do you say at this time? Remember when I was 9? -Tell her everything gon' be fine, but I be lyin' -Her family cryin', they want her to live, and she tryin' -I'm arguin like what kind of doctor can we fly in -You know the best medicine go to people that's paid -If Magic Johnson got a cure for AIDS -And all the broke motherfuckers passed away -You telling me if my grandma's in the NBA -Right now she'd be okay? But since she -Was just a secretary, worked for the church for 35 years -Things 'sposed to stop right here -My grandfather tryin to pull it together, he's strong -That's where I get my confidence from -I asked the nurse "Did you do the research?" -She asked me, "Can you sign some t-shirts?" -Bitch, is you smokin reefer? -You don't see that we hurt? But still - -They outside of the emergency room, room -You can feel my heartbeat, beat, beat -If she gon' pull through, we gon' find out soon -But right now she asleep, sleep, sleep -My momma say they say she could pass away any day -Hey chick, what these doctors know anyway? -Let me see the X-rays, I ain't no expert, I'm just hurt -Cousin Kim took off of work -Plus my Aunt Shirley, Aunt Beverly, Aunt Clay and Aunt Jean -So many Aunties we could have an Auntie Team -Feel like Amerie, it's just "One Thing" -When they said that she made it you see they eyes gleam -I think we at a all-time high -To get there, we run, we fly, we drive -Cause with my family we know where home is -And so instead of sending flowers, we're the roses - -I'mma get on this TV, mama -I'mma, I'mma put shit down -I'mma make sure these light-skinned niggas -Never, ever, never come back in style -Told 'em I finished school and I started my own business -They say "Oh you graduated?" No, I decided I was finished -Chasing y'all dreams and what you've got planned -Now I spit it so hot, you got tanned -Back to school and I hate it there, I hate it there -Everything I want, I gotta wait a year, I wait a year -This nigga graduated at the top of our class -I went to Cheesecake, he was a motherfucking waiter there - -I got a Jones like Norah for your soror -Bring more of them girls I've seen in The Aurora -Tammy, Becky, and Laura, or a Shirley -I'm trying to hit it early, like I'm in a hurry -See, that's how dude became the young Pootie Tang: "tippy tow" -Roc-a-fella chain, yeah that's my rapper style -Rosary piece, yeah that's my Catholic style -Red and white One's, yeah that's my Kappa style -And I ain't even pledge -Crack my head on the steering wheel and I ain't even dead -If I could go through all that and still be breathing -Bitch bend over, I'm here for a reason - -What's your addiction? Is it money? Is it girls? Is it weed? -I've been afflicted by not one, not two, but all three -She's got the same thing, about me, but more, about us -She's coming over, so I guess, that means, I'm her drugs -Just let me peek now, I mean damn, I'm so curious -She's got a lover, so the lies, and the lust, is a rush -Time's of the essence, I need, you to be spontaneous -Roll up the doja, Henny and Coca-Cola -Then I'm co coming over cause it's never over - -I see the emotion in your eyes, that you, try not to show -We get the closest when you high, or you drunk, or you blown -So I pour the potion, so we could both get high, as we could go -Then I'll get the lotion, and do somethin' to me, when your thighs is exposed -There's no turning back now, I mean I don't mean to impose -Not now but right now, I need you to undress, and then pose -I'm into that now, catch a vibe, when the doors, get closed -Roll up the doja, Henny and Coca Cola -And I keep co coming over cause it's never over - -Lift off, lift off, takin' my coat off -Showing my tattoos, I'm such a show off, huh -I feel the pain and then roll off -I got the whole city, they about to go off -How many niggas with me up and in the aisle? -How many people want to roll on me now? -Like you know na na na, you know me by now -Know me, know me by now - -Dude! Fresh off the plane, Konnichiwa, bitches -Turn around another plane, my passport on pivot -Ask for it I did it, that asshole done did it -Talked it then he lived it, spit it then he shit it -I don't need writers, I might bounce ideas -But only I could come up with some shit like this -I done played the underdog my whole career -I've been a very good sport, haven't I, this year -They say "he going crazy and we seen this before" -But I'm doing pretty good as far as geniuses go -And I'm doing pretty hood in my pink polo -Nigga please, how you gonna say I ain't no Lo-head -Cause my Dior got me more model head -I'm insulted, you should go 'head -And bow so hard until your knees hit your forehead -And the flow just hit code red -Top 5 MCs, you ain't gotta remind me -Top 5 MCs: you gotta rewind me -I'm high up on the line, you could get behind me -But my head's so big you can't sit behind me - -And she claims she only with me for the currency -You cut me deep bitch, cut me like surgery -And I was too proud to admit that it was hurting me -I'd never do that to you, at least purposely -We breaking up again, we making up again -But we don't love no more, I guess we fucking then -Have you ever felt you ever want to kill her? -And you mix them emotions with tequila -And you mix that with a little bad advice -On one of them bad nights, y'all have a bad fight -And you talk about her family, her aunts and shit -And she say "Motherfucker your momma's a bitch." -You know, domestic drama and shit, all the attitude -I'd never hit a girl, but I'll shake the shit out of you -But I'mma be the bigger man -Big pimpin' like Jigga man -Oh I guess I figure it's - -And my niggas said I shouldn't let it worry me -I need to focus on the girls we gettin' currently -But I been thinkin' and it got me back to sinkin' -And this relationship it even got me back to drinkin' -Now this Hennessy -It's gonna be the death of me -And I always thought that you having my child was our destiny -But I can't even vibe with you sexually -Cause every time that I'd try you would question me -Saying, "You fucking them girls, disrespecting me -You don't see how your lies is affecting me? -You don't see how our life was supposed to be? -And I never let a nigga get that close to me -And you ain't cracked up to what you were supposed to be -You always gone, you always be where them ho's will be." -And this the first time she ever spilled her soul to me - -My friend showed me pictures of his kids -And all I could show him was pictures of my cribs -He said his daughter got a brand new report card -And all I got was a brand new sports car, oh - -Dad cracked a joke, all the kids laughed -But I couldn't hear him all the way in first class -Chased the good life my whole life long -Look back on my life and my life gone -Where did I go wrong? - -My god-sister getting married by the lake -But I couldn't figure out who I'd wanna take -Bad enough that I showed up late -I had to leave before they even cut the cake -Welcome to heartbreak - -Driving around town looking for the best spot -For the drunk and hot girls -Up in the club look at here what we got -Some drunk and hot girls -Stop dancing with your girlfriend and come dance with me -Stop talking 'bout your boyfriend since he is not me -Stop running up my tab cause these drinks is not free -You drunk and hot girl - -I don't want to drop your friends off, I just want you -You drunk and hot girl -You want to sit down but we hit the drive-thru -You drunk and hot girl -Please don't fall asleep, baby, we almost back -Please don't throw up in the car, we almost crashed -Oh, now you sober, how'd I know you'd say that -You drunk and hot girl - -Don't tell me, you sing, you about to get a deal -You drunk and hot girl -"Ah da da da da." That's how the fuck you sound -You drunk and hot girl, yeah -You only live once, do whatever you like -I thought I'd be with you for only one night -Now I'm with this girl for the rest of my life -That drunk and hot girl - -Two words, Chi-town, South Side, worldwide -Cause I rep that 'til I fuckin' die -One neck two chains, one waist two gats -One wall twenty plaques, dues paid, gimme that -I am limelight, Blueprint five mics -Go Getters rhyme like, should've been signed twice -Most imitated, Grammy nominated -Hotel accommodated, cheerleader prom-dated -Barbershop playa-hated, mom-and-pop bootlegged it -Felt like it rained 'til the roof caved in -Two words, Chi-town raised me crazy -So I live by two words: "fuck you, pay me" -Screamin' "Jesus save me" -You know how the game be -I can't let 'em change me -Cause on judgment day, you gon' blame me -Look, God, it's the same me -And I basically know now -We get racially profiled -'Cuffed up and hosed down, pimped up and ho'd down -Plus I got a whole city to hold down -From the bottom so the top's -The only place to go now - -I told her to "drive over in your new whip, bring some friends you cool with -I'mma bring the Cool Whip,then I want you to strip -See you is my new chick,so we get our grind on -She be grabbing, calling me Biggie, like Shyne home -Man I swear she fine,homes,why she always lying though? -Telling me them diamonds, when she know they rhinestones -She got a light-skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson -Got a dark-skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson -I played Ready for the World,she was ready for some action -My dogg said, you ain't a freak, so you gotta prove my man wrong -I'mma play this Vandross, you gon' take your pants off -I'mma play this Gladys Knight,me and you, gon' get right - -Tell me right now -You really wanna spend your whole life alone? -A little time out might do you good, might do us good -Before we be done for good -Cause I could make it good I could make it hood -I can make you come I can make you go -I can make you high I can make you fly -Make you touch the sky hey maybe so -All of the time -You be up in mine checking through my cell phone baby no -You wanna kill the vibe on another night -Here's another fight oh here we go - -All of the time -You wanna complain about the nights alone -So now you're here with me -Show some gratitude leave the attitude way back at home -Yea you see em look -Baby let em look give us cold looks cause we look cold -Yea you heard about all the word of mouth -Don't worry about what we can't control -All the talk in the world lost in the world -Till you finally let that thing go -You wanna check in to the heartbreak hotel -But sorry we're closed - -How we stop the Black Panthers? -Ronald Reagan cooked up an answer -You hear that? What Gil Scott was hearing -When our heroes or heroines got hooked on heroin -Crack raised the murder rate in D.C. and Maryland -We invested in that, it's like we got Merrill lynched -And we been hangin' from the same tree ever since -Sometimes I feel the music is the only medicine -So we, cook it, cut it, measure it, bag it -Sell it, the fiends cop it, nowadays they can't tell if -That's that good shit, we ain't sure man -Put the CD on your tongue, yeah that's pure man - -From the place where the father's gone, the mothers is hardly home -And the Madigan's lock us up in the Audy Home -How the Mexicans say, we just tryin to party holmes -They wanna pack us all in a box like styrofoam -Who gave Saddam anthrax? -George Bush got the answers -Back in the hood it's a different type of chemical -Arm & Hammer baking soda raised they own quota -Right when our soldiers, ran for the stove cause -Cause, dreams of being Hova -Went from bein a broke man to bein a dopeman -To bein the President, look there's hope man -This that inspiration for the Moes and the Folks man -Shorty come and see his momma straight overdosin -...and this is the soundtrack -This the type of music that you make when you 'round that - -You can't buy this Superfly-ness, like a shine is -Your Highness is performing; look how long the line is -It's what happens when you make shit that's timeless -It's what happens, these rappers is the pioneers -What do it take to be a legend like Nas is? -That's so novice, I'm so polished -I got a right to be a lil bit snobbish -I did a lil bit of college -Semesters, it took two, like Rob Base -To let me figure out this wasn't my place -The beat's slow, 'til you listen to my pace -'Cause I be killing shit, but that's evident -And y'all feeling it, but I expected it -If it's classic, it's gon' last forever then -I'm everywhere you never been, and better than I ever been - -'Bout the baddest girl I ever seen -Straight up out a movie scene -Who knew she was a drama queen -That'd turn my life to Stephen King's -Up late night like she on patrol -Checking everything like I'm on parole -I told her there's some things she don't need to know -She never let it go, oh - -Just looking at your history -You're like the girl from Misery -She said she ain't take it to this degree -Well let's agree to disagree -Shorty kind of crazy but it turn me on -Keep it up enough to keep it going on -I told her there's some things she don't need to know -She never let it go, oh - -Golly, more of that bullshit ice rap -I got to 'pologize to Mos and Kweli (probably) -But is it cool to rap about gold -If I told the world I copped it from Ghana and Mali? (Mali!) -First nigga with a Benz and a backpack -Ice chain, Carti lens, and a knapsack -Always said if I rapped I'd say somethin' significant -But now I'm rappin' 'bout money, hoes, and rims again -And it's still about the Benjamins -Big faced hundreds and whatever other synonyms -Strippers named Cinnamon -More chips than Pentium -What'cha gon' buy next? Whatever new trend it is -I'm tryin' to spend my stacks -And I'm so broke I look back like "Damn, was I on crack?" -I mean twelve platinum chains, was I on that? -What the hell was wrong with me dog? -Sing along with me y'all - -Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick -I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick -Ladies tired of gettin' ripped off by guys like this -And givin' head is like a whale that's usin' a toothpick -Well, I'm in the club for a limited time -Act now and get some action for $free.99 -Later on I might charge for menage -Heard her man was the boss of the floss -But she still want to toss me the drawers -And it ain't gon' cost me because she my caddy -Cuz she grabbed my golf balls in the club -And I'm still actin' calm den-a-muhh -She asked "Can you drive me in the hundreds where my Altima was?" -While we drive she tellin' me 'bout problems with her man -Baby I fully understand -Let me help you with a plan -While he trickin' off, don't get no rich nigga -Give ME some head, that'll really piss him off - -I blow past low class niggas with no cash -In the four dot six, bitch you can go ask -So when I go fast popo just laugh -Right until I run out of gas or 'til I go crash -Whatever comes first I'm prepared for the worst -Whatever comes second I'll be there with my weapon -Pullin' up in the Lexuses, one on both hand -So I guess them GSes was ambidextrous -Coulda sworn her breasteses was sendin' me messages -"K I need a free hand mammogram -I got weed, drink, and a Handicam -All of which is legal in Amsterdam" -So say my name like Candyman -And I'mma come and fix you up like the handyman -But if you don't need a fix, girl you gotta leave -You can't take that all at one time ya gotta breathe - -Stop all your blood clot cryin', I was flyin' -Made it to school with barely 'nuff time to sign in -Yeah I hear the alarm, yeah I hear ya mom -Yeah yeah, I don't wan' be broke when I'm 31 -They said the best classes go to the fastest -Sorry Mr. West there's no good classes, and that's what yo' ass get -Not even electives? Not even pre-requits? -You mean I missed my major by a couple of seconds? -Now I'm in the shop class or the basket weavin -With all the rest of the muh'fuckers underachievin' -Man, this is an insult -I went to junior high with all of them and they been slow -If I can catch the beat then slow down the tempo -Just throw this at the end if I'm too late for the intro -Will I make it from the student loans to a Benzo? -Like old folks pissin, I guess it all depends, oh, oh -Stop your cryin baby - -You know when you be late you miss all the lights -That's right (that's right) that's right (that's right) -And when you get back she gon' start up a fight -That night (that night) that night -Baby it's too late for that, lately I've been takin it slow -Try and make it to the party 'fore the guest list close -With the freshest hoes, the professors know -We about to get real unprofessional -Like them eskimos, what would you do for a Klondike? -Or two dykes that look Christina Milian-like -Hm, I'll be on time for that -I ain't thought of no line that could rhyme with that -Yo, I'll be there in five minutes, five hours later -I'll be there in five minutes, go 'head ride with it -I'm so live with it, look how I did it -Been bullshittin but I finally arrived with it -I know it's late and I took all year but -You can stop complainin cause I'm finally here, yeah - -We gon' to Mass today, we have to pray -Besides what the pastor say, I have to say -Since Pac passed away -Most you rappers don't even deserve a track from me -You see, if you ever wanted to ever be anything -There'd always be somebody that shoot down any dream -There'll always be haters, that's the way it is -Hater niggas marry hater bitches and have hater kids -But they gon' have to take my life 'fore they take my drive -Cause when I was barely livin', that's what kept me alive -Just the thought that maybe it could be better than what we at at this time -Make it out of this grind, 'fore I'm out of my mind -And get some leeway on the he say she say -Your girl don't like me, how long has she been gay? -Spanish girls say "Yo, no hablo inglés" -And everybody want to run to me for their single -It's funny how these wack niggas need my help -Wasn't around when I couldn't feed myself -Dawg, if I was you, I wouldn't feel myself -Dawg, if I was you, I'd kill myself -Made a mil' myself and I'm still myself -And I'mma look in the mirror if I need some help -Now I'll speak from the heart, y'all all frontin' -Everybody feel a way about K but at least y'all feel something - -Such an easy morning, we on a ride -And I'm feeling smooth as the way the Benz drive -Turn the radio down if they playing that bullshit -They don't want black people to think and drive - -I mean, my whole team 'bout to smash the streets -The Phillip Lim remind them that it's Fashion Week -And the weather wasn't barely hot -Did I mention that the sweater was a Jeremy Scott? -Did I mention G.O.O.D. Music and forever we hot -Motherfucker, are you ready or not? - -Merry Christmas to all, and all a good night -Huh, now we all livin' the good life -Yeah, though it's forty below the wind chill -And we wipin' snow up off the windshield -It's still, wonderful night to be alive, baby -And I'm, so happy I'm with my baby -And we a little late with the Christmas gifts -Rushin' for the mall, don't trip, you know I drive crazy -The streets lit up, it feel like Christmas officially -Told her that “You the star at the top of my Christmas tree” -My only question is, “Where my presents?” -She said, “Shhh,” she got a gift for me that ain't for the kids to see -Well, I like the way you think, mami -Now pour some more eggnog in you drink, mami -You've been a bad girl, give Santa three kisses -Gave her the hot chocolate, she said “It's Dee-ricious” - -Why you actin' all -Shy and all -Why is y'all -Lyin' for? -"I never did this before..." -Stop that -What, you want some Patron? -I got that -I mean I promise y'all -You fine and all -And your girlfriend, she kinda raw -But she not like you -No, she not like you -Right now I need you to mute all the monologue -All that talking is gon' give me a Tylenol -You put a nigga to sleep, I'm tired of y'all -Right now the Louis Vuitton don is signing off - -See you know my style -I'm very wild -And I vow that my child will be well endowed -Like his daddy -And tell him that your mama had a fattie -He looked up at me said, "daddy that's the reason why you had me?" -Yep, we was praticing -Til one day your ass bust through the packaging -You know what though? You my favorite accident -So go head pop some Cristal -For my newborn child cuz now y'all - -Right now I can see it so vivid -Like it was just yesterday like I could relive it -Me and my grandparents on a field trip -And I'm the little kid tryna touch the exhibits -But it'll fade before I get to get a hold of that -Man I wish I could stop time like a photograph -Every joke that they told I'd know to laugh -Man (man), I wouldn't let a moment pass -What do it mean when you dream that you fallin' -What do it mean when you dream that you ballin' -What do it mean when you never dream at all then -And you don't really know cause you can't recall them -It's sorta fly you get a chance to say hi to -People you never got a chance to say bye to -Maybe you could pull em up outta your dreams -Into real life (real life), if you try to -So close (so close), but so far (so far) -And so far (so far), no cigar (no cigar) -We can't dwell on the past all we got is today -So I'mma live like it's no tomorrow -No goodbyes - -Her heels set the mood -Where did you acquire those Alaia's -When I met you I heard Jesus, bells, strings, and the choir -I got lines that's better than niggas' albums, plural -The king of the urban make your shit sound rural -She said I hit it so deep she need a epidural -Them other niggas have you looking like a squirrel -Now that nuts. I only hang with white boys that like black sluts -Tell them Plain Pat yo that track sucks -We ain't dissing you -But you in the position to play something for us to listen to -I'm trying to worry about my scratch minus the crabs -I ain't stopping for you niggas like yellow cabs -I got scripts so why we need a movie? -And if I'm a douche then put me in your coochie -I swear they should have never gave these niggas loose leaf -And excuse me if I'm trapped by the boobies, booby trapped - -They try to tell me my chain broke the levee -Maybe cause it's flooded -Why you walk around with a baby cross's cousin? -My teeth already white, y'all gon' make me floss for nothing -My teeth real diamonds, what's the cause of the fronting? -Why y'all got all caps on? -Don Cheadle time, get extra black on 'em -Burn, Hollywood, burn! -Take too long for niggas to get they turn -Probably be cremated before I get my earn -They try to tell me that aliens built the Pyramids -I swear life's a bitch, on a period -For every inch they cut the nose off the Sphinx -I make my jeweler add a few more links -You can look at me tell I don't give a fuck what nobody think -And my face always looking like somebody stinks - -Question: what color was the skin of the man who beared the cross? -No matter how many lashes, they couldn't beat it off -How many Cassius will we see in one lifetime? -That's why it's Miles Davis, Kobe, it's Mike time -I keep that GOAT book on the ottoman -And wrote hooks about slaves that was slaughtered in the 1800s -Y'all forget that I got called "nigga" -On Twitter so many times, yo, I lived that -Now I'm just tryna find where to raise my kids at -Cause they don't want niggas next to where they crib at -Hey realtor, I'm lookin' for a nice park -Twelve noon, she said my family gon' make it too dark -This is the flow that solar eclipses -So hopefully one day that real soul will eclipse -The bullshit they got us listening to in this existence -Don't give up now just a little more persistence -I am the day Ice Cube met Michael Jackson -Keep him away, huh? Something might happen -This is the making of a masterpiece -So we broke out the chains and told the master "Peace!" - -I sold my soul to the devil: that's a crappy deal -Least it came with a few toys like a Happy Meal -This game you could never win -Cause they love you then they hate you then they love you again -Get away from me misery -Get away from me lonliness -Get away from me fake bitches, I can't take the phoniness -Get away from me wack tracks -I can only make only hits -I'm an only child lost in the World -Where do the lonely kids go when the bell ring? -It's feeling like Hell rings -Bringing me back down -Checking my background -Its ironic whats happening -Imagine if I didn't have the ends -I would'nt have so many imaginary friends -I'm spaced out Dogg, I be on that moon talk -Wonder if God ask Mike how to moonwalk -I swear to momma wish me and my father talk more -I stopped visiting around the time I was a sophmore -I guess everything I hate about me I see in him -And we ain't finna change, so we'll never agree again -Till then I'll be pouring out my soul -Just a few things I see with my eyes closed - -I sold my soul to the devil -I know its a crappy deal -At least it came with a few toys -Like a Happy Meal -I'm spaced out dog -I be on that moontalk -I wonder if God asked Mike how to Moonwalk? -You know the entertainment Angels -Adriana for Giselle -Let's exchange Angels -Photoshoot at my crib -Lets exchange angles -Rockin nothin but them Tom Binns bangles -My heart so anxious, gettin' anxiety -Begging one of these fuckin fashion houses to hire me -They say I've been an asshole -I said if you acquire me -I can be a quiet me, call it verbal dieting -Give me your herbal chai tea -I'll be calm as Tai Chi -With a bad white bitch like Ice-T -I'm not right dog, I'm slightly off -I'm paranoid; like bonin' raw dog -And wakin up with a slight cough -Yea, that'll make ya dick quite soft -Plus my neck hurt too lemme take all this ice off -Never meant to hurt you, I should've had nights off -But it cost too much to live and I never took the price off - -Don't let me hold you back, I only hold you back -We're on a dead-end street, this block has got a cul-de-sac -So fly baby, my baby so high -Sometimes it's so hard to say bye -We made it from the alley straight up to the valley -We pulled up at the valet, we'll teach our daughter ballet -We'll raise us a Beyonce, maybe she'll be a Halle -You would've been the best mom, I would have been the best 'Ye -You see it all in my veins, like varicose -I know that's very gross but we getting very close -To our end, though I killed most with a pen -Soon as this flow end, I'mma let Mos begin - -You know what? I figured out I'm not a nice guy -I shook hands, kissed babies, gave it a nice try -You know what? I hate pictures of other people's kids -I hate plastic couches in other people's cribs -I hate when other people's cribs smell like shit -I hate when I leave and smell like the crib -What's the cause of the poor smell? -She said "I just cleaned up" -Baby I can't tell -Why every ghetto bitch gotta smell like Love Spell? -Or that god damn cucumber Bath and Body Works -I can still smell the sweat the shit hardly works -What about Cool Water? That shit probably worse -This here a classic like the Lodi Dodi verse -And my man probably hollered at the hottie first -I score, he took the charge -Oooh, that shit gotta hurt - -It's the nigga they love to hate -But all the bad model bitches they love to date -You need to check my swag and get up to date -Check, check my swag and get up to date -We in the bathroom now, she get her back blew out -She can't clean but I bet she got a vacuum mouth -And I bet I'm going to sweat her Vidal Sassoon out -Her pen busted, goddamn, who brought the raccoon out? -For the team - -He walked in our lives I was only five -Superman pajamas I was super duper fly -Sittin there like why? He at least Hooper-Size -You know I scrutinize, like, "Who this newer guy?" -I'm my mama boyfriend, I'm her little husband -I was the man of the house when it wasn't -Tryna get to know me, homie? Just kill the charm -You ain't interested in me, you just tryning to fuck my mom -We all the voices of our parents' bad choices -The aftermath of divorces, the kids of bitter split-ups -And babysitters and grandparents don't know what do to with us -And the last thing I want to see is mama's new nigga -You old Old Spice wearing, short chain wearing -Dress shoes and jogging pants wearing, church sock wearing -When you first stop caring about your appearance? -When you get here anyway? I already got parents -Don't try to put me in line, I already got crayons -My mama said I could do it, I already got clearance -Keep your hands off my mama how Anita got Clarence -Y'all I know she look good but you need to stop staring -I drew a picture of her that'd make her proud -But the door was locked and the TV up so loud -I screamed out, "I ain't going to sleep no time soon! -And when I do, I'm sleeping in my mama's room!" - -Twenty years later where has the time gone -Now you see I'm dating, having problems of my own -Now that I'm grown the tables turned around -I never thought I'd ever raise another nigga's child -He don't like his mama's boyfriend just like me -Don't wanna do the wrong thing, that's very un-Spike Lee -But he be like D Bo round his mama, there -Cause when she here, he be quiet when she leave, he be talking again -He be wilding out, be calm -I don't drink the drama or sip the Dom-Tyler-Perry-on -"You gonna marry my mom?" Look, I don't read palms -And I don't read Psalms but I did take little man to church -Took little man to school -Look, little man, kids don't make the rules -Even though I ain't raised you, you your mama's angel -Don't get it twisted, baby boy, I'll Ving Rhames you - -There must be more good women than men percentage wise -So her chance of having a husband just minimized -That's why a lot of girls claim they ain't into guys -And mess with other girls part time to improvise -I knew she wasn't bi -No I seen it in her eyes -But I'm like any other guy trying to get in her thighs -She telling me about how black people should enterprise -And I'm like, if you don't get your ass in this ride from Enterprise -That I rented yesterday and gotta have in by 5 -With the gas fully filled up like I didn't drive -Told her I had a girl, nah fuck it I didn't lie -Told her this rap game is alright. I'm just getting by -She had a lil' weed and would get a lil' high -And I'm looking in her eyes and I'm loving her vibe -Told me back in 95' she fell in love with the Tribe -Boo, back in 92', I was just like you -Please don't be confused by the ice and jewels -I'm like any other nigga, buy ice to stay cool -Like any other nigga that claim they hate school -And think yeah Free's banging but she's no Rachel - -Was it something I did wrong? -Yeah I know I'm wrong -She's at home alone and I'm always gone -Hate it when she mad but more when she passive -Now she on the internet looking for classes -Out of state though, man that hurt, yo -But I got work though, and I'm at work, yo -And she don't call a lot -And when she do she pouring out her heart -You never listen to me then the call drop... hmmm -And I promised her everything -Told her when I get a deal I'll get her a wedding ring -But when I got my deal I was back in the ring -Fighting my urges, strip club splurges -Never had money so I felt like a virgin -And I'm trying to break the bank's cherry -Tryin' to see can I afford Canaries -With a Ferrari and a dinner date with Halle Berry -Went from fifty g's to fifteen hundred in a week -No I'm trying to call..one ring...two rings...seven rings...eight rings -Her mother picked up the phone -Like she in school and she don't stay here no more -I guess there's more good women than men percentage wise -So her chance of having a husband just minimize -I guess that's why she says she ain't into guys -And focus on school full-time to improvise - -Somebody told me that Delta's brownskinned, AKAs' lightskinned -And they supposed to be bougie, so they got white friends -First day of school, I'mma take you sight seein' -Show you what we do on weekends for excitement -She said, "I know what you about to say, like your hypeman" -Last year a nigga hit her, and now she only date white men -And if a nigga even wave at her, it's frightnin' but - -Roll some, think I'll roll some -To know some, if we both honest -Who lasts? yeah, you lie -Spent the whole summer -Tryna be at the wrong place at the right time -But I know what's mine when I see it -I know, I know, I know when I see it -Riding down the 405, baby -Pacing, thinking, to myself -If I should make it right -When I pulled up to the light -And then my phone started ringing -Diamonds in the colors of those eyes -Don't know why, but I know a sign when I see it - -Yeezy, Ne-yo, the remix ayo -I think it's time to hit 'em with the Mase flow -My uh she was gettin the best of me -But oooh child you my destiny, and I know it's especially -Hard with all these girls just testing me -Uh and you gon' question me -If she even stand next to me but you should laugh -Cause you my better half (woman laughing) -And these girls just fighting over the rest of me -Right now it feels so crazy, I know she just some lady -And my outfit is just so 80's -Not to mention McLaren Mercedes -And the 26 inch rim wheels looks so good with your 6-inch heels -Fly that you be on -Gucci on, aligned by Louie Vuitton -And we high as the way we cruising on -High like I like mercury -Why do I mention the solar system? -Cause, you in my soul and system -And we gon' take her home with this one -I got something that you gon' like -You got something that I can't fight -We got something that we both gon' like - -My homie called me like what up man -Not from Florida but what up fam -It's been a whole lot of hatin' again -And if they hatin' on me damn what up then -I met this girl when I was 3 years old -And what I loved most she had so much soul -She said "Excuse me little homey, I know you don't know me -But, my name is Windy and I like to blow trees" -And from that point I never blow her off -Niggas come from out of town, I like to show her off -They like to act tough, she like to tow 'em off -And make 'em straighten up they hat cause she know they soft -And when I grew up she showed me how to go downtown -In the nighttime her face lit up, so astoundin' -I told her in my heart is where she'll always be -She never messed with entertainers cause they always leave -She said it felt like they walked and drove on me -Knew I was gang affiliated, got on TV and told on me -I guess that's why last winter she got so cold on me -She said "'Ye, keep making that platinum and gold for me!" -But if you really cared for her -Then you would have never hit the airport and followed your dreams -Sometimes I still talk to her -But when I talk to her it always seem like she talkin bout me -She said you left ya kids and they just like you -They wanna rap and make soul beats just like you -But they just not you -And I just got through -Talkin bout what niggas tryin to do just not new -Now everybody got the game figured out all wrong -I guess you never know what you got till is gone -I guess that's why I'm here and I can't come back home -And guess when I heard that when I was back home -In the interviews I'm representin you makin you proud -Shoot for the stars so if you fall you land on the clouds -Jump in the crowds -Spark ya lighters and wave 'em around -If you don't know by now I'm talkin about Chi-town - -Get you a cute chick, face got potential -Working with her little hips, waist like a pencil -Know how niggas play you, but you know how 'Ye do -Says she love Beyonce, let me upgrade you -Spanish chick grab my chain, says "is that He-Su's?" -If I'm unfaithful, blame it on the Grey Goose -All my friends says implants is a selfish gift, they all up in -She ain't pregnant but about to have twins -Now, is it real love, I need to ask Cupid -She real smart but her ass stupid -And she gon' finish school and get all type of degrees -But I bet she never had them D's... - -Walking down Melrose, spot where they sell clothes -That chick know she bad, tell by the Chloe bag -She ain't no hoodrat, she ain't gotta prove that -I peep the McCartney's, Stella got her groove back -Hold on, lemme ask you, why you spend your money on that shallow shit? -Why don't you buy some bigger tits? -Something that'll last you -I couldn't tell you if Halle's really real -But I'ma let you know soon as I get a chance to feel -I don't need no hands to know Lindsey Lohan -She on the same program as Britney, is you wit' me? -That's why I respect Alicia Keys -She say f**k getting them D's -I'ma just ride out with these - -They call me Edward Scissorhands cause I'm trying to cut -She claim she got cramps, I'm gone get you to suck -And you not gonna use your teeth you hear -You gon find out What Lies Beneath right here -The Preachers Wife -Don't give head, get a divorce man -The kids been calling you the headless horseman -Like Sleepy Hollow see she swallow -Suck like ol girl got booed at Apollo -13 Ghosts use my Hollow Man for Friday 13th -You be Ghost, Backdraft from the toast -Niggas who drop names is, oh so shameless -Get a chain that's stainless, they Almost Famous -My bling got em calling me, Lord Of The Rings -The Shining make it hard for her to Do The Right Thing -But I Dont Say a Word, I'll never tell -Until you get a Kanye beat, you'll never sell - -Shit's deeper, than The Sleepers -Jeeper Creep-up on your block and cops Clock-us -Try to Baller Block-us, use Absolute Power -You gave him 9 1/2 Weeks -Why you trying to Rush Hours, huh -And in The Cell don't drop soap in the showers, huh -They try to give me Life, I'm out in an hour, huh -Back on the block with more Juice than Pac -Makin Mo' Money cause of The, The, The, The Roc - -Aye...B, C, D, E, F -We picking up right where we left... -Off, and I took a recess -When I get back you gon' take that... -Off, in the mirror like hey me, stay me -I make money, money don't make me -Hey honey, what do you take me... -For, don't look at me like I'm crazy -Don't ever think that'd phase me -You ain't finna do nothing, you ain't crazy -You ain't built like, that -Hey baby what it feel like, ahhh -Just forget I said it, screw it -It don't really matter what you do when you do it -Tony Williams in this bitch, who you is - -I'm feeling like Stevie right now, you know… -I had the strangest feeling lately -The nigga's so fake I'm off it -And every time they flake like frosted -I just make my profit -And get a girl who barely bra fit -Aw shit! He back on his feet like carpet -He was just playing possum -Playing like I wasn't awesome? -Yeah I got some jokes, don't I? -Ha ha ha, laugh it up -And they'll be wack -And we'll be the last ones cracking up -Matter fact, because you nigga wanna doubt me? -Let's see how it feel without me -Taking off on this rocket, Yao Ming - -I don't wanna hear that bull shit, I wanna hear that official shit -Kanye and that Twista shit that's so impossible to get it (it's just impossible) -Get it, that's so impossible to get it -Get it, that's so impossible to get it (It's impossible) - -Get it, roll the weed up and, lit it -Smoke a little but don't, admit it -Do it like I did too late, I did it -The controversy can't worse me man; I'm eating but I'm still thirsty and -Thirsty what is you saying -I gotta a duel with a couple niggas that's Thursday man -Why the hell is I'm worrying, hopping out the Benz with the perfect 10 -"Man your life must be perfect man, look at how they came up with the perfect plan" -It's impossible -Got strip clubs playin gosspital -Girl so sick in the hospital -You know I jumped out like 'Pac'll do -You know you throw your diamonds when I rock with you -Since Michael Jackson made "Rock With You" -I done did shit on logical -Maybe cause we did the impossible -Maybe we done did the impossible - -I wish all wack niggas'd get out the game -You can't con me that's half my name -And if you had any brains -You wouldn't wanna lose half your brain -By hating on players in the game -Wack nigga, the beat go “duh duh da” -And then yo flow go way the fuck off -I kill ya'll niggas on that lyrical shit -Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips -But I'm not trying to cause commotion -And have my niggas bring all the toast in -I just want your girl to rub my balls with lotion -Cuz you got madder if ya (?) -But you came at me like “Yo -I got the Kia with the woodgrain" -Yeah you would, lame -“On the real, in the street I got the good name -I got the TV –“ -Yeah that's good man - -Ah, Yeezy Yeezy how you do it huh -It's my birthday, I deserve to be greedy huh -She holding out, she ain't giving to the needy huh -You go downstairs and fall asleep with the TV on -Ya'll been together ten years, you deserve a ménage -Especially if you put that BMW in the garage -Especially if you paid a couple payments on her Mamma crib -Went to her niece's graduation, man I hate those kids -Last birthday she got you a new sweater -Put it on, give her a kiss, and tell her do better -She said how bout I get you jewelry from the West End -How bout she hit the Westin and get her best friend -I'm joking, I'm just serious, I asked her -Don't be acting like no actress, if we preaching then we practice -Don't be reaching, don't be touching shit -We in Kanye West's Benz -Cause I will turn you back to a pedestrian - -Uh, Uh -Lets take it back to basics -When shit gets worse we converse -How we need a New Balance before the lines get crossed like Asics -Just look at what we got, if we don't shoot the Reeboks -This is a beat that no flow can detox -So the respect is due like my Louie back -I don't wanna have to check you -I'm as Chi as buck-fifty's and Pelle Pelle Leathers -Some say, my beats made the Bulls play better -I say, black on black is the hate that hate made -Sara Lee with the dough I'm talkin' bout the cake maid -McDonalds with the flow, served over over a billion -You've seen the video, words over the building -Uh, I wish I could give you this feeling, I wish I could give you this feeling -And when The Workout Plan ain't work out man -Me and Common is back on the corners again -On the corner - -Yo mad niggas got dreams of the Lexus and coupes -Got their signin' bonus and bought TECs for the video shoot -Ayo them shits backfired before the cameraman arrived, he died -For his image, now let's start the scrimmage -In the first quarter, I sacked 25 MCs -By halftime you still got rhymes but they are diseased -They infected with 75 seconds of life left -I cremate MCs and breathe they ashes in my life's breath -In a life or death situation -I come through with the Chi representation -And bleed you pussies every month like ovulation -The sensation'll shine through your mind -Take it line for line - -Look, I feel bad about the fact that you gotta creep with me -When your man be around, you don't speak to me -When my girl be around, I see you peepin' me -When they both ain't around, you be freakin' me -We used to do it secretly, now you all talk -You tellin' everybody like you wanna get caught -I think my girl catchin' on cause my story keep changin' up -You gotta stop callin' up my crib and hangin' up -Truthfully, if you tellin' people that you doin' me -Then you tellin' me that you don't even wanna screw with me -And that's a shame, I can't even do my thing -You get dick and you go temporarily insane -You think it's a game, but I don't wanna play no more -You wanna stay, but you can't stay no more -You wanna be with K, but that ain't okay no more -You got somethin' to say, but you ain't gotta say no more - -It seem like fine hoes is hard to find mostly -The type of girls that give you their whereabouts supposedly -And when you check, they ain't never where they're supposed to be -I learned my lesson, now I only fuck hoes thats close to me -Don't get me wrong you still gotta live close to me -This ain't a song I made for ugly hoes to start approachin' me -You know how this go, I diss hoes -I'm very mean now, my Roley face green now, I bring your self esteem down - -Hello, you there? -Yeah, I'm here -You breaking up, I can barely hear you -Naw, you clear -You cool? you mad? -You talk? bad -You up? You been good? -Naw I been bad -What you mean, you been bad? -Baby girl you know I got bad nerves -Got me cursing with the kids in the car -"Mommy, daddy using bad words!" -No more tripping while you at work -No more texting while I'm at church -No more switching up the password -That's the shit that get your ass hurt - -Folks all up in our business -Yeezy Season, I'm trending -I bet you they respect the name now -So are we done or we finished? -Cause no matter what anybody say -We been through shit you can't make up -And at the end of the night bae -We'll be back in bed like we famous - -Me and Guwop, makin' super moves -Makin' stupid cash, stack it through the roof -You don't fuck with me? The feelin' mutual -I'd feel the same if I drove that Subaru -We hit the city, the old me goin' OC -How a friend only gonna watch that, it's so weak -Seven times in a row, I could go the whole week -I could take you from the nosebleeds to the floor seats -But I need that, in the sauna -In the bathroom, at your mama's -Like a porn star, I'm a monster -You a dancer, on the camera -In the G-string, girl I want you -At the concert, at the condo -In my bedroom, in the guestroom -In the restroom, fuck it, every room -Tryna see that.... - -Sister don't let your guard down -You know there's more out there waiting for you -Hell naw, no, sister don't let your guard down -You've come way, way too far now -Lesson learned, lesson learned -Lessons learned, lessons learned, lessons learned -May your future last long, past, present -Faith, love, hold on to heaven -One hand up, hold onto heaven -God bless us with every second on earth -Same as the legend was told -To my ears at 5 years old -Sister don't let your guard down -You've got too much shit goin' on yeah -But I know you've been workin' through all that -Know you, I know you've been goin' through it your whole life -And I say, brother don't let your guards down -Parties are starting right now -Know you've been workin' that body all night -But it's 3am and we bout to go up again -It's 3 am and we're just starting again -It's 3 am and we're just starting again -Sister don't let your guard down -I know you've been working hard now -Brother don't let your guard down -Nah, nah, nah -And the fight not over, the fight just beginning -The lies get exposed, soon as you win it -The devil is smiling -The guy keeps on sinning -Don't let them take over the heart of then, no -Sister don't let your guard down -It's 'bout to get hard now -And brother don't let your love go -Support her in the best way you know how -Love on your woman, stand by your brother -Hold on to your loved ones -I know we've all lost some -Pray before rain falls, the devils are coming -They don't share the love but they're up to something -(I know it, I know that they're up to something -I know, I know it, that they're up to something) -So, sister don't let your guard down -Shit's about to get hard now -Brother don't let them on now -Protect them the best way you know how -(The best way that you know -The best way that you know, the best way that you know how) -Brother (Protect her the best way that you know -The best way that you know, he best way that you know how) - -Yo, yo, yo -I use your face as a urinal -Then do the same at your funeral -Piss on your grave, piss on your grave, piss on your grave -Piss on your grave, piss on your grave, piss on your grave -This one here for the executives -Fuck you and all your relatives -Piss on your grave, piss on your grave, piss on your grave -Piss on your grave, piss on your grave, nigga behave -Nigga behave, nigga behave - -Piss in your grave, piss in your grave -Turn this up teacher, play this in the third grade -In the third grade -Can't hide from the truth, yeah we're 'bout to go ape -We 'bout to go ape, these streets is not safe -These niggas ain't playing -These niggas ain't playing -These niggas ain't playing -This for my fam -This for the fam, do this for the fam -Hop outta the lamb, hop onto the gram -What the fuck was you saying? -Piss in your grave, piss in your grave -Piss in your grave, I'll piss in your face -I'll piss on your bitch, I'll piss on your date -Fuck is you saying? -Fuck is you saying? -Fuck is you saying? -Me and La Flame -Is you not entertained? - -More power to you, more power to you my lovely one -More power to you, more power to you my lonely one -More power to you, more power to you my lovely one -What's up bruh? That all depends -With friends like you, who need friends -Sometimes the best advice is no advice -Especially when it's your advice -Oh! Man, remember -Your man was on stage dressed like a family member -Man everything basic to Ye Guevara -That means Saint Laurent is my Zara -I remember Rochelle ain't wanna fuck me with the polo -Ay bitch you missed out, #fomo -I got one child, one child -But I'm fuckin', fuckin', fuckin' like I'm tryna make four more -They wanna throw me under a white jail -Cause I'm a black man with confidence of a white male -Hallelujah - -Richer than white people with black kids -Scarier than black people with ideas -Nobody can tell me where I'm headin -But I feel like Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen at my weddin -They say I'm crazy, but that's the best thing goin for me -You can't Lynch Marshawn if Tom Brady throwin to me -I made a million mistakes, but I'm successful in spite of 'em -I believe you like a fat trainer takin a bite or somethin -I wanna turn the tanks to playgrounds -I dreamt of 2Pac, he asked me "Are you still down?" -Yeah my nigga, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on -I know they tell they white daughters "Don't bring home Jerome" -I am the free nigga archetype, I am the light and the beacon -You can ask the deacon -It's funny, when you get extra money -Every joke you tell just be extra funny -I mean, you can even dress extra bummy -Cocaine bathroom break, nose extra runny -And I gave you all I got, you still want extra from me -Oxford want a full-blown lecture from me -And the Lexus pull up, errr, like hop, I hopped out, like wassup? -Err-err-err, step back, hold up, my nigga, you suck, hold up -I studied the proportions -Emotions runnin at a Autobahn speed-level -Had a drink with fear, and I was textin God -He said "I gave you a big dick, so go extra hard" - -That's that don't play, whoo, that's that new Ye -People sayin' I'm the closest thing to Mike since Janet, whoo -Tom Cruise, homie, we jumpin' up on them couches -That's a fresh house, is that a guest house -Your house got another house -Your bitch got a bitch, your spouse got another spouse -Young Walt Disney, I'ma tell you truthfully -If you leave Mickey you gon' end up with a Goofy -I imagine that's what Chris told Karrueche -Girls be actin' like it's diamonds in they coochie -I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck -But cops chokin' niggas out in the media -We finna have to protest and tear the city up -We bout to tear this whole place up pretty much -(How much I live) - -Everything she was doin' was cool, but it ain't Ralph though -Might have gave me head in the pool, that ain't your mouth though -Might have caught you clappin' every Sunday at church -You still ratchet cause they play your favorite song and you twerk -Designer purse on your arm, 'bout the size of a duffle bag -And them brand new titties cost a couple racks -Feelin' on a girl's ass with a troubled past -Chainsmokin' every day, at least a couple packs -You know I always hit you deeper than a baritone -Bone you with my jewelry on, that's a herringbone -Hotter than Arizon', fresher than aerosol -These condom rappin' ass niggas wasn't ever raw -It's aiight, but it ain't Ralph though -And unless you're money-talkin' keep your mouth closed -We smokin' indo outdoor, in Palo Alto -If this party ain't got hoes, my intro's my outro - -Woo! You will never need another lover -Woo! Cause you a milf and I'm a motherfucker -Told you give the drummer some, now the drummer cummin' -I'm pa rum pa pum pumin' all on your stomach -Yeah, tonight I see some super freaky hoes -That could go from bein' stripper to a super CEO -I don't know the way you do it, but you do it to me though -And you always told your girlfriends you need you a TV show -Now you got your own money, you don't need nobody else -But far as handlin' all that ass, I think you gon' need some help -Let me remind you, you got a, you got a great future behind you -You gotta tell me what we tryna do -I ain't no pastor, don't do missionary -I know good pussy when I see it, I'm a visionary -I know them haters talkin', always had us very wary -Yup! On the 35th of Nevuary -Yup! You love the way I'm turnt -After all the money you earned, still show daddy what you learned -That cowgirl, you reverse that cowgirl -You reverse, you reverse, and I impregnated your mouth, girl, ooooh -That's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl -We fuckin' all over the house, girl, we just messed up a brand new couch, girl -You ain't on site then you on Skype -I put you on that bike, you bound, girl -We too wild, won't turn down -We drunk in love, fuck them - -I would like to welcome you to the world of -Fake bitches no love, what the fuck you take me for -Show love, I hate haters in the club -You must not really know where I come from -Exactly where my heart or you would never never NEVER -UGH, where do I start? people ask me shit about Illuminati -First off, fuck that mean?! -He loved Jesus when he he he was worse off -Oh I see, when they, think a nigga is, stupid rich -People just start coming up with stupid shit -Man shit I could never predict -Hold up, let me hit you with this -Rolling in a Bugatti with fo' chains is some foolishness -Yea yea yea, that'd be the shit -They'd rather see a nigga locked up, why? for stupid shit -Look how they did my nigga Tip -Soon as Wayne get out, Tip go in -Wonder why the nigga wanna make the clip go in -Wonder why it so hard when it get going -Hold ya head my niggas the system is -Made to make niggas fall -Made to make niggas fail -Especially if you ball -They don't take niggas well -Nah, you can't come through flying in a, in a Bentley shining -I'm in the back -Backseat driving screaming on a nigga like I'm actually driving - -This is the moment, grab your Kodak -While I'm flying with a flow that is -The greatest throwback since that Nolan Ryan -And the days been crazy and the nights even wilder -And the lights even brighter, baby stand next to my fire -Only higher is Messiah or notes from Mariah -'rari six hundred horses, that's my chariot of fire? -Where we flying, they can't find us all them broke days behind us -I just took your whole life and redesigned it -I think I'm Marc Jacobs, I think I'm Lagerfeld -I think without makeup, you still bad as hell -I'mma grab your waist then, I'mma grab your face and -Then I'mma taste it, then I'mma blaze it -Hello all my bad girls, this just in Yeezy hurt the beat -Like he fucked her best friend and she let him back in -And he just did it again, He crazy, he blazin, he off the deep end -I'm blazin', I'm flagrant, I'm crazy I'm saying -Too much for the World so they abbreviate him -His past is her fav, his stats is amaze -Her dress is just per' uhh -Prada coloured beige -It obvi' we the ishh and I'm rolling with my Brits -So real you so trill. baby everything legit -How you feel, they say we crazed cause our styles so diff' -They'll be jeal' when we in the mag looking magnif' -As if I ain't used Magnums on your favourite bad bitch -Fuck these background niggas I was tryna ad-lib -Add this, we blazin' -Nicki what you think, I got two White Russians but we also need some drinks - -Yeah, Okay -Ey, Hey yo, Poppin willy shit -Lets see who really rich -Ya'll ride the beat -I'mma bout to pop a wheelie bitch -Really This, I came up with on some silly shit -Look how good it is -I'll show you who you dealin with -Ya'll illy, Im Illa, Im from Illinois -The Big Sean, why dont you call yo Chi Town boys -Show me where they at -I will destroy -Im bout to fuck somethin up -I might as well call the lawyer -Good music run this bitch -Yes we do -I know you thinkin "damn I wish Ye would bless me too" -In the booth I use the restroom -Its best you, Go ahead and kiss the jesus piece Cuz I just blessed you -Uhh, And holy water odds against Ye -Its slaughter ever since I opened up that midnight merrauder? -Now its gon be a problem like a brand new installment from the late great Mr. Christohper Wallace -They call us pompus -Can I be honest? Honestly, Modesty wouldn't ever end my policy -Apology accepted, you ain't say it? Shoulda said it -As soon as I did, all the Bullshit was deaded -Get it? - -Living life like there's no damn rules -Tonight I'm finna hop up in that hotel pool -Grab your hand, white dress, you gon' hop in too -Get everything that bein' at the top includes -What's your friend's attitude, why she so damn rude? huh? -Tell her smile for a change -If a baller come around, she gone smile for the change -I know they type, I know the life -I know you're living your life for the night, another night -Ask the city what they got for us -That mean it wasn't even poppin' if it not for us -Then isn't isn't this all that I said it'd be -I want the best for you, but want better for me, ugh -I paid the price of fame, icy chain -Stack my money tall, height advantage - -When I fight and you fight, we don't fight fair -So I guess I'll see you in my nightmares -Just remember I made you like my Nike Air -Ye-Yeezys, please be easy -To kill the animosity that's in the air -I'll touch every curve of your body like a Herve Leger -And this wasn't no ordinary love -Our sex wasn't ordinary drugs -It's that crack, that crystal meth -I mean it gets so wet, I had to go in depth -I mean the bitch so fresh I had to go in debt -Ru-running my credit card 'til there's no more left -Uh but that's cool, you wife and I'll be groom -I thought I had a sign a Seal like Heidi Klum -Like Jay and B -Like Chris and Ri -But this Christmas you'll be missing me - -Now once she go black, she ain't never coming back -I'm sorry Mr. H, I thought you already knew that -You will see her on a black street like Chauncey -I'm a bad boy like Sean C -Rock a fella like Shawn C -Keep them Apes with me like Don C -Like Jay keep Beyonce -I'm just talking nonsense, so nonchalantly -See my Mark like Ronsy -Pop my collars like Fonzy -Paparazzi is on me -I see your girl want me, I'm filling up her glass -Feeling on her ass, feeling so upper class -And your boy so fresh -I might even flash cash -So at the end of the night, you ain't even gotta ask - -I'm Yeezy, she say "Hi, I'm Aria" -No, you a angel, you wave "Hi" to Aaliyah -I got a show in Korea, they built a new arena -Why don't you come and watch a nigga tear the whole scene up -I know I seen you before, but don't know where I seen ya -Oh I remember now, it's something that I dreamed of -Don C says she cool, but don't let her fuck your cream up -Monica Lewinsky on the dress, you take her to the cleaners -Sure enough, a week later, I'm in extra love -And everybody know she's mine so she extra plugged -Every bouncer, every club show her extra love -We just praying the new fame don't get the best of us -But all good things gotta come to a en-a -She let it go to her head, "No, not my Aria" -The height of her shopping was writer's blocking me -I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die Aria! - -We the cause of all the commotion -Your mouth running, but where is you going? -What is you smoking, man? That ain't potent -What is you talking, man? That ain't important -Illuminati, High society -We in this party and nobody invited me -We going crazy and I always use my best sense -But it don't matter cause I stay on my fresh prince -Maxin', relaxin, shootin' some pool and -Playing some b-ball outside of the school and -Girls with they top off outside of the pool and -Whips with the drop off outside of the Louvre -You just look stupid to be ignoring -The Delorean parked in front of Armani emporium -And parties at Richie is getting risky -Victoria's Secret show, they miss me -Voices in my head, I need choices in my bed -AHHHHH, get out my fucking head -It's just me and my bad bitch -So you can say I'm on my Brad Pitt -Back to the la familia I'm aligned with -Before I betray them I slit my wrists -At the top is just us nigga -Cause I don't really trust niggas -And we made it through the hurricane -So celebrate and light the Mary Jane -We gon' make it, that's on everything -Truest girls get half naked, every spring -They saying, "Hey Kanye -We need you to go deeper than Tay Zonday," -Cause my verses got pain, Chocolate Rain -So many lines, you photograph and it make arms break -On the radio, man I miss myself -I need to just step back and kiss myself -Baby, just step up and kiss the belt -A little lower.. that's what's up -Somebody pour her another cup -Is it too much to ask you keep your diamonds up? -I swear until my time is up -My style is sex in the shower, fresh as fuck - -How much they hate it? very! -Kiss girls like Katy Perry -I am never sprung, but I Spring 'er, Jerry -Don't try this at home: results may vary -King like T.I., but in the Chi, Larry... - -We killing the game, it's not fair -You muthafuckers stay right there -Cause we too high up in the air -We blasting off just like a laser -Nigga, pee-une, pee-une, pee-une -Get back, gimme room room room -DB9 like vroom, vroom, vroom -Young Hov, what we doin, doin, doin? - -I got a big ego, (hahaha) -I'm such a big ego, (uhuhuh) -I got a big, (eheheh), ego -She love my big, (eheheh), Ego -She stroke my big, (eheheh), Ego -I like to joke around a little bit but here we go -Welcome to the wonderful world -Of gold-plated Earl, cause -Everything I throw up, blow up -Talking to the girl -She said, "Know what, grow up, you nasty," -"I don't understand why they trippin', if you ask me," -Flow is just the nicest -I admit the propane -I just spit, probably -Just raised the gas prices -Everybody in the club -Try and get as fresh as me -What you want dog -Trying to stay recession free -And spit, refreshingly -When I rock the stadium -You probably get sweaty -You should bring a extra tee -Now I'm standing next to Jay -Who standing next to B -You coulda been anywhere in the world -But you're here with me -That's good for my ego -Me and my ego -And it go wherever we go -My ego is my imaginary friend -He was with me when I was only imagining -I had dreams of the league -One day I play Kobe -I walk up to Puff and he already know me -Coulda let the dream killers, kill my self esteem -Or use the arrogance as a steam that power my dreams -And my ego - -On a scale of one to ten, what do you rate yourself -Here's some champagne, hydrate yourself -I know I'm lookin' good, you lookin' great yourself -I mean you shittin' on these bitches, you should hate yourself -My style so cold I could skate myself -But I go so hard I could make it melt -I mean the flow so solar every bar -Could power an electric car -My, my, my, whips is side-by-side -He just talkin', mine's outside -Do you mind if I -Take you on a test -Do you have all-wheel drive -And if that baby purr, I'm gonna baby her -Bitches gon' hate and maybe worse -Cause your ice so brrr I copped you a baby fur -Just to work -I know you was on pur-pur -But this is a whole new arena -See, niggas come by talkin' bout they make it rain -I'll make that bitch Katrina -Mr. Kanye Omari, with my Entourage, no Ari -And a motorcycle jacket, no Harley -She said dude, that's cool -Gnarly - -'Ye is in the buliding, let everybody know -I got the world in my hand and I ain't finna let it go -Is that yo' girlfriend? I really like her -I'm talkin' only for a night, I wouldn't wife her -I got them Yeezy's on my feet, I got them Louie's in the sto' (Want some?) -And I dropped another album, 'fore we finished up the tour -And it's still top 10, 'bout fifteen weeks later -So that's a middle finger for you 808 haters - -I got my superman power, my superman cape -These the last hours, but superman late -The clock is ticking, damn can you wait? -Man, will he come back and save the day? -Fly across the earth, put things in reverse -I wish this life was a movie I could just rehearse -Certain things I can't doctor, and you say I'm the worst -I ain't have enough patients, but I needed a nurse -That'll come by my bed late -See if my head ache -Then get my head straight -Then give my head, great -Every time I popped up like the VCR -I took your breath away, then we performed CPR -With all the cars, the clothes, the lights, the boats -I guess I was just trying to sow my royal oats -In the penthouse position -With penthouse bitches -See I Pimp'd My crib, so I must exhibit -Shit, these last years been a haze like Issac -So I close my eyes -Tighter than Asian eyes get -Realized I got the same wings angels fly with -Louis Vuitton feathers, now that some fly shit - -Verbal asked me do I need a pen? -Not right now -Everything I write now -I don't even write down -I don't need her right now -But I'm so bad -Ask her can she hold my gonads before they go bad -Since I did a song with Teriyaki I been acting very cocky -Using every opportunity to shit on everybody -If you heard I'll be in Houston like Bobby -Puffing on a blunt until the "B" got me body -There fees in the party? -Chillin' in the lobbies -Anything you heard happened, yo it probably did -Full Force trying to find where the Party is -For the last time to kick it like Karate Kid -Man that line was way obvious -Way out of my jurisdiction of my high snob -On my job kill a nigga no prob type flow -Just seen a nigga get Rob like Whoa! -Oh, should have tucked your chain -Niggas ain't playing man, it ain't a fuckin' game -All that frontin' for the audience -Make 'em not exist no more, Yugoslavians - -Ohhhhh, ohhhh; ohhh you too much pressure doll -You gon' raise my cholesterol -I gotta lower the phone decibels -Just to talk, just a thought -I'mma get a girl with a ass just as soft -You swear men dogs like reservoir and I was Mr. Pink -Remember those nights on the kitchen sink -I was choking you in a good way, good way -Now we in the streets and I'm chokin you in a hood way -When the cops come what I could say? -You know how all that gossip is -Next morning Bossip, Perez -Any girl I take out, Mediatakeout, I need a break now -Before I break now (ah ah ah ah) -Show me your Janet Jacksons if you nasty -You said you want to cut my nuts off like Jesse Jackson, classy -Ohhh, why she say that, OUCH~! -Bitch, give me back my couch -On that same couch casting -Now listen to T-Pain and sing - -When you take the picture, cut off your face -And cover up the tattoo by the waist -Let the +MC Serch+ 'til I reach +3rd Base+ -And when I get home I'mma hit home plate -Wait, could this be considered our first date? -"'Ye, the picture just looks so trash" -Your body make a baller spend cooked coke cash -Plus every good girl wanna go bad -In Playboy mags like Stacy Dash -Or Kim Kardashian, be a lady aaaaat, it -You know what's a crazy thing? -Some girls'll make you wait longer than A.C. Green -Passion of the Christ, 33-Year Old Virgin -That's disrespectful baby, don't encourage him -I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Persian -Dashiki, kimono, or turban -They say I dress white, but my swag so urban -Tryin my luck, I hit her with the text say -"Baby you up," ?uestion mark -And she respond, "YES-S-S-I-R" - -Everybody saying please don't let go -I hear it over and over and over like a echo -I see it in my dreams, I feel the effect though -People drowning in debt -Somebody to the rescue -Everybody's saying we need something special -Nah man, we need something extra terrestrial -Outta this world, speak for us -Be the vessel -Outta the box, reach for it through the threshold -Uh, through all of the stress though -What's best of all, people screaming like a festival -Just applaud, this moment is special y'all - -We lost a four leaf clover -Don't ask why shorty be over -News flash shorty we over -We like Def Jam and Hova -We like Bobby and Whitney -Except without the kiddies -Like Pamela Anderson's career -Except without the titties -We had some good times didn't we -I know I won't forget that -But we had some bad times and -That's time I wish I could get back -We coulda had it all -But I guess we'll never know -You been around me long enough -To know that now it's over - -I go the hardest, flow so retarded -I'm disgusted with myself, I mean, were do I start -First I spin around and vomit, then I shit up on it -Fuck the beat up so bad won't nobody get up on it -I flow sick, nigga how sick, sea sick -Got your hand out don't look at me bitch -You lookin' at who made me rich -You lookin' at who made me rich -I had some wins, some losses -Just a life of a God damn boss' -With the top off lookin' for a girl with a ass as fat as Tracee Ross's -This is dope as is get (is to it) -Dope as a mother fuckin' acid trip -Fly as fifty-seven passengers -This finna be another classic, bitch -Everybody know I got it, if you want it then get at it -But I ain't goin' have it -No, I ain't goin' have it - -I ain't ever been scurred -Never been the type to bite my words -When I came up y'all gave me shit -Now I'm finna make y'all eat them turds -Always said what the fuck I felt -Go head spit that murder I wrote -Man I don't care bout what you felt -Fuck you nigga I know I'm dope -Felt like I'm comin to get my all -Felt like I had to play the fly on the wall -Felt like niggas was stuntin on me -Funny how I'm flyer than them all -Now I'm at the top ain't nowhere to go now -Instead of me, she goin' go down -Maybe I would have slowed down if I knew what I know now -I'm stupid yea I know I'm dumb -This could fuckin get old, well it's good I'm young -Before my heart get cold as the hood I'm from -Tell me what it take to be number one -I guess it's goin' be what it's goin' be -But here's one thing y'all got to hear -I'mma tell you like George Bush told me -Fuck ya'll niggas I'm out of here - -Uh, here's an impromptu, I want you -I'm goin to tell you what I want to - do to you -Your girlfriend, she wants to - beautiful -Just flew in from Paris - voulez-vous? -In the city that don't snooze -Smooze amongst the Who's Whos -And I use my celeb to get this one home -Why everything that feel so good gotta be so wrong? -Gimme room now, I'm like a vampire on the full moon now -And I don't know about you now -But I think I wanna try sumthin new now - see what it do now -And when you sat down -Uh, cause you was losing yo' breath now -Uh, cause you be doing it to def now -She be doin E to F now, what's left now? -Mr. West now, can you get any more fresh now? -I think I just did, just now -Talkin my shit, that's how -I'm a professio-nal, I admit that -Flashing Lights show I live that -Fame is a drug, wanna hit that -Cause they know exactly where to get that - did you get that? - -Hey do you have any black inside you? -Would you like some? (Like some?) -Ha, you know you got a right to do whatever you like to -Don C, we got the right one, that right one -In the club, always the flyest -Always got her hands the highest -She stopped drinking Diet Coke -She on that coke diet -She bat, she bat her eyelids -That girl is so wired -I know she so tired, but ooh, she on fire -Hundred dollar bill, look at you, look at you -A hundred dollar bills, this ain't new, this ain't new -From that Paris, Lindsay, Britney, Mary-Kate and Whitney -People say that they clean, motherfucker don't bullshit me - -Uh, Mr. West is in the building, children, ladies -Call the shrink up, they about to go crazy -Hold your drinks up like you was celebrating -Hold your guns if they is hella hating -I'm so clean and them, they got rabies -I can see it through the lens of my Raybe- -Ans, Wayfarers, mmmhmm -'Ye do you play fair? mmmnnnn -Grab your remote, for the reason they made Tivo -Snap the Nikon's with the icons with Nike's on -I heard you like to do it with the lights on -But I really make babies when the mics on -Check out all my kids, that bought all my cribs -Got me out of that apartment, you have got to pardon him -I am so retarded with a spit like a retarded kid that spits -Oops, I ain't mean to say that shit -I told my homie Chris, these chicks is dangerous -You need a girl that's A List, not one that's just barely made it on a list -Cause from Wall to Wall, we got it Poppin' right now -It's a hundred girls, tryna get down down down - -You messin up my mo', my whole mood, told you, oh -Lose, eat crews like crews like soulfood -The only producer that feel like "fuck rappers!" -Only backpacker with a chip like hackers -Only Michael Richardson, only much blacker -So if he say nigga, then I'mma say *cracker* -Is this the Ritz? Carlton? Dress like, fresh, like, just like.. -I'm the shit (Uggh) -You ain't figured out what I'm about yet -Always rockin that 'this ain't out yet' -But this ain't 'bout that -From a city where niggas plug like outlets -Far as music go yo, it ain't no outlets, so -When I go out, niggers always out to get me in the studio -And I ain't in the mood to flow -I'm with my girl and I'm tryin to hit the movies yo -And they tryna act stupid, oh! -In the club with Silicone Suzie -What happened to real girls like Rudy? -With real titties like Tootie -This girl got a silicone booty! -And got the nerve to act moody! -Now I ain't tryin to judge like Judy -But bitch you a man, you can't fool me! -Act like 50, throw her in a pool G... - -I know you're thinking, thinking that it must be -Armor All flow cause it never get rusty -I ain't gotta say it, man dawg trust me -Bust somebody head, GLC where was we -Still rock the Prada 'fore that, rock the Starter -Niggas had the Georgetown, the Magic way harder -Thinking back to the projects, and they way they tore 'em all up -Like when I do a project, and come back and tear the mall up - -Your fly is open, McFly -The crowd is open, I think I know why -I'm back from the future seen it with my own eyes -And yep, I'm still the future of the Chi -Back in college I had to get my back up off the futon -I knew that I couldn't cop a coup with no coupons -Look at that neutron on his green like croutons -People asking him, "do you have any grey poupon" - -With niggas masked up like Phantom of the Opera -Dreaming of the day they push a phantom to the operas -Can't wait till they say, "Ye ran up at the Oscars" -Poppa, I heard his life is like a movie -Like when Em played him and Mekhi played a rasta -Mexicans gonna love it like it was for La Raza -But this is for the mobsters, Holla -We some true Chi-town legends, accept no imposters - -And we standin on the couch -With my drink and my two step my drink and my two step -Three glasses in a row you start to think I was Q-Tip -Bartender pour a round I took a few sips -Stumblin', fallin' down, I ain't drunk that's my new step -Now why would I listen to bullshit they shovel -When they taste level ain't at my waist level -I'm fly get on a plane jet lagged already -I'm tired, the Goyard bags is heavy -I'm fire, the flow hard as a Chevy -I told her me like ye, she said she like me, ha -When see me with a CL like Pete Rock -She just wanna grab a microphone and beat box -Even in high school I was always a special kid -First pack of condoms I asked for extra big -Now I got a flow they sit me right next to Big -And all these old rappers don't know where the exit is -But but but no buts nigga -What nigga -We fired motherfuckers, Donald Trump nigga -I'm killin' these niggas can't front nigga -Now let's drink to that until drunk nigga - -He pulled up at 6:30 in a 745 -As he waving "Shorty, hi", you know he showin' his bling out -She got in the car, he drove, he pulled his thing out -His girl caught feelings, she mad, she threw the ring out -How she found out she dreamt the whole thing out -Y'all be going through problems, you gotta work the kinks out -When you go to sleep? What do you think 'bout? -If y'all get a divorce -She gon' take everything except the kitchen sink out -Make it so cold that you gotta pull your mink out -Or grab your roller skates and turn a roller rink out -You now back up in the club, in the club, tryna min-gle -Meanwhile, she out doing the same thing now -Nightmares from your dream gal make you scream out - -Ay, pimp it's Ye, pimp -40 told me they fuck with me in the Bay, pimp -So I'mma ride down with the do's open -Yeah that's the way to get the hoes open -Yeah, high inch stilettos with the toes open -And any haters get they nose broken -Now tell me when to go, tell me where the hoes -She told me they was cold now you act like you don't know -Like "ummmm, ummmm", I'mma hit the liquor store -I'mma be on the low, I'mma have my hoodie on -If you call out my name then you know they gon' go -Dumb, you fuckin' up my mode, man -I told you only call me by my codename -They already recognize me from my gold chain -The same one I gave Keyshia Cole, man -Now go dumb like Cole on Martin, I'm retarded - -Kanye to the -I ask God to help me fly away -And if not -Then please keep your eye on me -These niggas is bringing out the worst side of me -When you wired me -You inspired me -To become the higher me -These execs -All want the details -How I made the world bounce like -Full messages on e-mails -But they hiding something like she-males -So -We still -Pull up in Sprewells -The ice and me chill -Like Goldmember, I love gold -What's the point to gain the world if you lose your soul -Now -Niggas forcing me to keep the heat up -Black strap, white handle, I got jungle fever -I went platinum -And I don't rap guns -My diamonds is whiter than Michael Jackson's -Me and Miri make music you can hold in time -So take a second to listen it may blow your mind - -Ahh... The sweet taste of victory -Go head and breathe it in like antihistamine -I know they sayin' "Damn, Ye snapped with this beat!" -Fuck you expect? I've got a history -Groupie love now, gotta be them wheels! -Haters back down, gotta be that steel! -I know they can't wait till ya outta ya deal! -Look how they did D'Angelo ask em how do it feel! -My best friends worry bout me -Cause they know when you famous -And you had made cash -The media aims at us -And you be up so high -If you ever fall off, it feel like a plane crash -But God don't ever give me nothin I can't handle -So please don't ever give me records I can't sample -So I could vacate where it ain't no channels -But it's quite ok for a gangsta to wear sandals -They say because of the fame and stardom -I'm somewhere in between the church and insane asylum -I guess it's messin with my health then -And this verse so crazy when I finish -I'm just gon check myself in - again - -Yeah, history in the makin, Do or Die -Yeah, yeah, uh, uh, uh -Me and Do or Die got maneuvers -Cold pimp tactics all in one package -Hollerin' at a chick that could of been a actress -Right now her back is layin' on my mattress -Why your team pissed like urine -Only rock things made for a king -Tell me tell me it was the LV -Bigger that the jeans of the -Rap floor green -That's how I gotcha -So I you want a role model to call like Patra -Quit hollerin' at them losers -And get with this shit that -Got his own business an entrepreneur - -Now if my man Benzino got a Benz and they call him Benzino -When I get my Bentley they gon call me Bent-lino -Lot of shit changed since I hooked with Jay-Z yo -For the tracks I done got 800 C-notes -So glad I ain't take the drive to Home Depot -Right now my car and home would be repo'd -Fuckin with my girl today around three-oh -My man said let's call some girls that we know -Ohhhhhhhh! -Sometimes I wanna say fuck my bitch -But I don't want nobody to fuck my bitch -Even if a modelin chick sucked my dick -It wouldn't make me now feel so sick, just because -They came over to cheer me up -Smoked, drink, and yeah we fucked -No matter what they do it can't be enough - -Ever since I been flossin' -My girls totally awesome -Girls wait to exhale -They don't breathe often -Claim that my game stone cold, Steve Austin -Claim that I boss 'em -Basically Diana Ross 'em -But who's to blame for all these fights -When you ain't always wrong -I'm just always right -And I just always like -To see exactly how your face look -Right when I walk down that hallway right -When I pack my bags -When I got that cab -You never thought Kanye would ever got that mad -You acting like I ain't the reason that you got that Jag -That you got that bag -Let's talk about amnesia -Yeah you got that bad -Kanye the best dressed nigga next to fags -And I'm the best version of Mase next to Fab -And I'mma call your best friend up just to stab -Cause of the way that you do - -Ma$e said c'mon, Mike said chamone -Started up early like Raven-Symoné -Keisha Knight-Pull, Emmanuel -I dropped out of school with no manual -Nothin' handed to dude but did I complain -Every time magazines try to taint my name -But ya'll can't hold me down like restraint -I took the T off out the word can't -'round same time when Nas said I can -Bush for sendin' our fam to Iran -I'm in the club with a henny ass in my other hand -Lord please forgive me, I'm just a man -Right now I'm trying to make some adjustments -Before they do me like they did Janet and Just' and 'em -Me and my cuz and them -Trying to rap like bust and them -And my clothes was busted and bummy -But I ain't eva, eva, accept no money from these so called sponsors -They was in Benzes, I was in Hondas -Now I wonder where they all at like Ananda -Hmm... yea... that something to ponder -The money I make on this one's for Donda -That's West to you, you the next -I can't hold my breath for you -What you need to do is turn it up some decibels -And put some more zeroes in front of that decimal, nigga - -Man, how did she bring it up? How did she break it down? -Man, you at the clinic? Dog, slow down that's your child -But if you keep it, then you gotta tell your girl you was cheatin' -And you went raw dog when you beat it -That's when she gon' tell you to beat it -You know it ain't y'all little secret, you famous you can't go nowhere -Cause everytime you go there, it's hoes there -So basically you and your girl over -I know when she broke the news you told her "Man, don't say that" -Matter fact like Pat don't say jack -Everytime a nigga sittin' on pay stacks -Things come up from way, way, way back - -I go by the name Kanye Omari -And I wrote this just to say I'm sorry -I have foreign cars and houses -I have porno stars and spouses -You tryin' to stab one like Jack the Ripper -I was tryin' to stab two like Jack the Tripper -My nigga Tone been locked for a minute -He come home, he from the street -He gon' want him some strippers -And I'm a big tipper I don't need to be trippin' -This my first Rolex it don't even be tickin' -This my first pair of earrings I can wear in the shower -Without them clouding up in half an hour -So that basically mean my paper getting mean -Basically mean I'm into better things -I was an addict of cheating but I stopped before -You an addict you go with Janet Jackson you cured - -Yeah, Kanye to the, yeah -I'm with this bad Ethiopian chick, drinkin' straight up liquor -I told her I'm Nigerian, a straight up nigga -Now is it just me, or do them Uggs -Have girls feet lookin' like sheepskin rugs -Some rhyme with a name, some rhyme nameless -Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous -My apologies, are you into astrology -Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus -See that's a little Don Juan game -All across your chest like Sean John name -Niggas tryin to figure out since Kan came -Who the rookie of the year, me or LeBron James -They say whoa, don't get caught up in the hype -Ain't no tellin they gon' love you after tonight -Well if tonight's the night, pop bottles, fuck models -Spend money 'til you broke, my nigga live your life! - -Now how the hell I end up arguing with this bitch? (aww) -Know everything, but don't know shit (aww) -Kinda reminiscent of Anna Nicole Smith (aww) -I just turn my music up like 'Damn that's some cold shit' (aww) -I mighta known her 'bout a couple of months -Since then she gained a couple of chunks -She went from being a strobe light -To that old lady on Boomerang -Lady Eloise I need no lights -And I swear she a riot folks -How she order all that food and a motherfucking Diet Coke? -He said 'You lying yo, why is you lying yo?' -Cut it out, quit it G, you hurting my kid-i-neys -Naw, she talking bout a couple of kids for me (aww) -She's hinting at a ring from Tiffany's -Right then and there I had an epiphany -I swear since that day I've been treating fat hoes differently - -There's only one girl on my agenda -(You talking bout Brenda?) -Naw I'm talking bout Linda, from last September -Now Linda love lace like Linda Lovelace -LaFace says she like +Mase+ but she love +Face+ -And I know that Linda was a hip-hop-head -And I know that Linda gave Hip-Hop head -But I feel I could convert her -Cuz I ain't here to hurt her mayn -And she was messin wit me when I was still at Burger King -She ain't hop in my bed cuz of the whips and cream -Cuz when I had her in bed I had whip cream -Shakespearian midsummer night dream -I unzip things and pull out big things -They was flashin gr-green, she was like "ch-ching" -Got em, but she know a rreeal nigga when she, spot him -So now she's pickin dresses from Vera Wang -Scratchin out her maiden and here's my name -Now I'm sittin at the bar wit all my guys -They sayin "Cheers to you for your future years of pain" -Like "Dog you ready to give all this shit up? -The summer's on its way and these hoes doin sit-ups -And when they see the way the G5 lights lit up -You're gonna wanna have two like John Ritter" -But naww, I bought her a brand new BM -He said "Dog, slow down like Brand Nubian now" - -It cost Kobe seven digits to pay off Bridgett -And get acquitted and break that bitch off, cause he ain't did it -Here go the Henny swig it -You know it's frigid -I got 'em chillin' in the cooler -Break out the ruler -Damn -Them the biggest tits I ever seen -We smokin' killer Cali gettin' weeded -Make it feel like Maui -Now we feel the good vibrations -So many B.I.s, so much inspiration - -Hey miss -Who's there? -No time to do hair -I'm through here -The show tonight -So get right -You look aight -Let's club now -A rub down -Starts flavor while we grind in the theater -I'm tryin' to cut in the movies -I'm tryin' to give her something else to drink besides a smoothie - -Niggas is jealous cause we in drops -The cops wanna stop us about every four blocks -Cause what we smokin' them sacks got no seeds -And what they got in they pockets is no cheese - -Now bring some more stacks -Before you ask -About the price of the tracks -The game on smash -Look -Don't change the facts about these plaques -Because in fact -My freestyle hours over powers -Brothers can't hack it -Sensitive to truth and mack bitch -'03 me, Quence and Plain Pat bitch - -From what I hear Kanye is killing the game very bad -My girl rocking the little lamb that Mary had -A l ittle bit of Ghost's style mixed with Mos' style -I'm versatile I'm the poster child -Getting cheese so I'm suppose to smile, get it -We making hits like Sosa now, hit it -And I hate when girls acting bougie as hell -And I already seen them naked like Blu Cantrell -If I talk to people like they stupid as hell -Do that mean God gone make my kids be stupid as well? -Well, our father please forgive me -I'm sinner slash winner slash soul inventer - -Now if my man Benzino got a Benz and they call him Benzino -When I get my Bentley, they gon' call me Bentlino -A lot of shit changed since I hooked with Jay-Z, yo -For the tracks, charge around 800 C-notes -So glad I ain't take the job at Home Depot -Right now my car and home would be repo'd -I broke up with my girl today around 3-0 -My man said, "Let's call some girls that we know" -Sometimes I wanna say, "Fuck my bitch" -But I don't want nobody to fuck my bitch -Even if a modelin' chick sucked my dick -It wouldn't make me not feel so sick -Just because, they came over to cheer me up -Smoked, drank, and yeah we fucked -But nothin' that they did could've been enough - -Now this weed, drank got me faded -That Malibu is so underrated -She mad at me, that's an understatement -I can just see your girlfriends hatin' -Girl, told you don't leave his ass -And when that nigga blow he gon' leave your ass -But when he get low, he gon' need your ass -If he cryin', callin', bawlin' -Y'all've been together too long for all this name callin' -Y'all'll be back together in a day or two -Yeah we be makin' up but when we makin' up -All we're makin' up is the truth -Damn, I know she love me, oh -But I'm in the Matrix and I'm feelin' I'm Neo -She could fight for my love like Aaliyah -Or write a four page letter like Aaliyah -But I'm a Gemini that's bossy like a Leo -And sometimes I don't know what side I'm on -I just know this Patrón got me gone -And I've done fucked up so bad that I can't go home - -Kanye the best in the game, now we got that, that thing clear -Kanye West is the name, Southside up in here -Y'all niggas stole the soul, y'all niggas all some clones -Y'all need to change y'all tone, nigga, I control the 'go -Motherfucker close the do', light the weed and let the douja blow -Why you keep bawlin' though girl, you ain't been around niggas before? -Why my chain rosey gold, why my wrist below zero? -How the hell I know B-Lo, why them girls tell you no means no? -No means no just as sure as green means go -Green means paper, dream team caper -We see haters like shorty on the 'Sixth Sense' -Y'all finna' see some dead people -Come through ya block and air people -My people ain't scared people, only FIG-I-AIR people - -Uh, if you got any little freak in you then I'mma find it -These niggas read the pimp manual, but I designed it -I see you bouncing it up and down and ooh I like it -I know you gon' be mine, because ooh I'm psychic -You said you taste like candy do, right? -Why don't you go ahead, let me get two bites -How about this: bust out the whip cream -We could have a real freaky food fight -Oh no, it's getting too tight -So I never ever say I'm rapping too tight -If I come in the middle of the night, then Myleka I'mma do whatever you like - -Good morning to umm, I don't remember your name -But I remember the brain, here go a fare for the train and -Good morning to Chi-Town, where my niggas ride down -To bust clowns and look for some bust downs to bust down -Yeah, she ain't got a car she on the bus now -But her gear is bangin, she one of us now -I wanted badly to bone, cause she was bad to the bone -She from a battered home, she mad when she at home -So I gave her my number to peep off, she wanted to take a week off -Bustin Scary Movie nuts, I had to get the freak off -That new Tom Cruise to the Moulin Rouge -On a too long cruise, she said I ain't bonin you -With them too long shoes, and acted bougie in a Grey Poupon mood -So I'mma act cheap in a coupon mood -She said 'Ye, you don't love me? -I told her it was good, it's too bad it got ugly - -Listen, yo -I drove to New York with ten dollars to my name -Brought back a couple platinum plaques on a plane -Brought back the soul to change the game -Had a little beef I had to aim, it's stainless steel -The lyrics in my heart I can't restrain they real -I swear to God I wish I had a dollar bill -For every time a nigga told me stick to the beats -I could have ate at Cheesecake at least six times a week -Plus I'm killin' these niggas on that lyrical shit -Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips -Dawg I'm killin' these niggas on that lyrical shit -Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips -Changing lanes -Yeah, I'm changing lanes - -Magazines call me a rock star, girls call me cock star -Billboard, pop star, neighborhood block star -Chi-Town go-gettin pimps, we mobsters -Gingerbread Man even said, "You're a monster!" -Yeah, that's how I feel -To be down, you must appeal -To the crew, we're rated R -O.C., O.G., Bobby Johnson son -Ask me, "Ray Ray, is that yo' car?" -I seen MTV, I know who you are -You did "Takeover," do you got beef with Nas? -I did take over the game, brought back the soul -Got tracks to go, got plaques that's gold -Platinum to go, yeah that's the flow -All I, know, I gots to blow -And I don't play pause I'm from Chicago - -With my tuxedo -He asked me do you take this -Woman to hold and keep the safest -Plus to lace her, floss wit paper -Crib and a car, man you know tha basics -Diamonds your bestfriend -That makes sense because -Your a princess and you deserve the princess cuts -But as long as you gots your defenses up -You can never get the love that was meant for ya -Shouldn't you know that I use to come through wanna -Club -Real thugs don't never fall in love -Always on the g-o, for the d-o -Man I had to take t-o, smits some cutie -Since my money get right theses days -I wanna give you more ice than the ice capades -I gots the church, the ring -There's something I'm forgetting -Oh, we gotta have J.E. sing at the wedding - -For the nigga they love to hate -But all the bad model girls they love to date -You need to check my swag and get up to date -Check check check my swag and get up to date -Cause when we cut, I'm razorbladin' -I'm so Lazer, I'm so Major -I'm so Flava, I'm so Flava, baby I should have a clock on -Why you get ya, get ya, get ya pretty girl rock on -For all my girls from Atlanta down to Stockholm -And they looking like what the hell you got on -What you mean baby girl, I got homes -Different cribs, new whips -And I'm feelin' fly, fly like a G6 -Fly, my swag hit on ladies unknowingly -Please to meet ya, its a pleasure knowing me -Back when I was poor I used to pull em with my poetry -Tick that yes or no for me, I guarantee she go with me -But the only thing I need to know right now -What a pretty girl like you doing in this part of town -With a city girl swag and a country girl smile -I mean you demoralizing bitches with your style -Wow, well how about now -My jewelery so blow, my girls so wow -I mean, I mean swag so loud -I guess that's the reason all the concerts so owww - -Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! (That part) -Beggars can't be choosers, bitch this ain't Chipotle -Nigga with an attitude, I feel like O'Shea -Walkin', livin' legend, man I feel like Kobe -I just left the strip club, got some glitter on me -Wifey gonna kill me, she the female OJ -Y'all don't feel me, man this ain't okay -Four Seasons, take a shower, new clothes, I'm reloaded -Rich nigga, still eatin' catfish -That bitch ain't really bad, that's a catfish -If I walk up out of Saks Fifth -Have the paparazzi doin' backflips -If I lay you down on the mattress -Blow the back out 'til you backless -Thick, we already established -She just got 'em done, bra-strapless - -There go another lawsuit -In court so much, man I should've went to law school -Everybody brawlin', it was all cool -'Til I hit the bartender with the barstool -I don't fuck with fake dudes wearin' fake Trues -I just talked to 2 Chainz and he said, "TRUUU!" -I feel like MJ, I'm in his shoes -I'm talkin' Montell Jordan, this is how we do -Bust a nigga head and then I lay low -These niggas ass-water, get the Drano -She ain't really bad, she a photo thot -I should hire this bitch, she so damn good at Photoshop -That Lexapro got me drowsy, then a heart attack -I think they finally think got me where they want me at -I got 700 emails in my inbox -What that mean? I ain't callin' nobody back - -Since the truth keep niggas traumatized -They tryna compromise my condom size -So I Snapchat that whole shit -Tryna see titties, tryna show dick -And I swear to God I hope they post it -I'm blessed -Even though I get slammed with lawsuits like car doors -See three P.O.'s like Star Wars -They want me by the road holding up cardboard -So I go extra hard on the hard floor -Right now, I'm calling you from my home gym -Right after that, nigga, I'm gon' swim -Just did a couple laps in my home pool -And my daughter right there getting home-schooled -I'm blessed -And I was thinking 'bout starting up my own school -A Montessori -And the hallway looking like a monastery, oh yes -I'm way up, I feel blessed - -You the number one trophy wife -So it's only right to live the trophy life -You grew up on J. Lo, Timberlands by Manolo now -Till one day I put an angel in your ultra sound -I wanna dip that ass in gold, I wanna dip that ass in gold -I made it over NBA, NFL players -So every time I score it's like the Super Bowl -Baby, we should hit the south of France -So you could run around without them pants -I put that glacier on your little hand -Now that's the only thing without a tan -My trophy on that Bound bike, I gave you only pipe -If people don't hate then it won't be right -You could look at Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney and Khloe -All your Mama ever made was trophies, right? - -They said, thou shall not be ill, thou shall not feel -Thou should not be trill, not be drill, not be real -Niggas selling packs, niggas flipping pills -They got heroin and cracks, man these niggas hot for real -Every year gon be our year, every year gon be my year -These niggas really is out here, these niggas really is out here -The block is at war, post traumatic stress -Ran up outta pills, rob that CVS -Niggas getting bust over In God We Trust -We believe in God but do God believe in us -If we believe enough, will we ever get to know 'im -That lean got us dozing, we forget that we the chosen - -I wish you would nigga, I wish you would nigga -You see you got a couple cases, still look good nigga -You see these niggas'll try to play ya, know how ya feel nigga -Eh yup, that'd be the day you wanna kill a nigga -But you gon chill nigga, just for your kids nigga -Cause now there's kids doing grown man biz nigga -You just got home nigga, you tryna live nigga -You don't wanna do another 5 years nigga -The boss is testing yo ass, the feds'll question yo ass -They be drug testin' yo ass and then they pray you don't pass -And then you look in the sky, you got some questions to ask -With no response make you wanna grab the tech and the mac - -Hold up, talk to the, talk to the hand -Bitch, you talking to a grown ass man -It's like, way-way-way too much up in your pants -For us not to make the bed squeak (There goes the bed sheets) -Everybody rip the swag off 'fore I rip the tag off -Why my pants sag off? Cause I'm rapping my ass off -Flow so ugly, money so handsome -This the fucking anthem, get it? The fucking anthem - -I don't really wanna, uh, talk too much shit -But you love it when I talk like I lost it -And I love how you look when you blazin' -And I swear you turn at least half Asian -And we about to have a liaison -She so cool, give head with her shades on -You should just go and throw a cape on -And it's just so amazing (So amazing, so amazing) - -I got a dirty mind -I got filthy ways -I'm tryna bathe my ape, (ape) -In your milky way (way) -I'm a legend -I'm irreverent -I be reverend -I'll be so faaaaa-ar up -We don't give a fuuuh-uh-uck -Welcome to the danger zone -Step into the fantasy -You are not invited to the other side of sanity -They're callin' me an alien a big headed astronaut -Maybe it's because your boy Yeezy get ass a lot - -I know a bar out in Mars -Where they drivin' spaceships instead of cars -Cop a prada space suit about the stars -Getting stupid hah, straight up out the jars -Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck -Tell me what's next? Alien sex -Imma disrobe you -Then Imma probe you -See I've abducted you -So I'll tell you what to do -I tell you what to do (what to do, what to do) - -Ever-ever, Mr. West is in the building -Ain't no question who about to kill 'em -I used to have hood dreams, big fame, big chains -I stuck my dick inside this life until that bitch came -And went hard, all fall like the ball teams -Just so I can make it rain all spring -Y'all seen my story, my glory -I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory -When a nigga blow up they gonna build statues for me -Old money; Benjamin Button "What?" nothin' -Now super bad chicks giving me McLovin -You would think I ran the world, like Michelle's husband -You would think these niggas know me -When they really doesn't -Like they was down with the old me – no, you fucking wasn't -Um, you're such a fucking loser -He ain't even go to class; Bueller -Trade the Grammy plaques just to have my granny back -Remember she had that bad hip like a fanny pack? -Chasing the stardom will turn you to a maniac -All the way in Hollywood and I can't even act -They pull the cameras out and goddamn, he snap -I used to want this thing forever, y'all can have it back - -Baby girl you're dangerous -Everybody know that you love those lights -Baby girl you're dangerous -So dangerous, but it's only right -I'm back in your life -Return Of The Jedi -L.A. for a night, then return on the red eye -It's a party in your closet -I swear it's going off -I see it's Dolce & Gabbana -Viktor & Rolf -Ann Roth -Uh, huh -Not to shabby -You're good around celebs, not too laughy -So you deserve a rapper and/or athlete -And/or something more than just a backseat -Action, I had more beats than I had rhymes -Now they say you got more girls than you got time -To spend with 'em -So I throw them all on the team -Only problem is, I see they all want a ring, ring -Let me tell you once ting -It's gonna take a lot to be down with the king, king -Down, down with the king -Now are you really ready for the big screen? - -Oh they got it all you can see they got it all -They got the cars the boat and the beautiful house by the shore -And you know there's more -But I can't take another minute of it at all -He wants his kids and the dog -He wants his breakfast in bed -He's got his trust fund saved -Not a worry in his head -It's not you homie -I wanna break up the scene and see you running back to me - -She said she want whatever she like -She said she gon' bring her friend -And we goin' have a hell of a night, through the day, I made her say -Hold up, (yeah?) born in '88 (Word?!) -How old is that? (Man!) Old enough -I got seniority with the sororities -So, that explain why I love college -Getting brain in the library cause I love knowledge -When you use your medulla oblongata -And give me scoliosis until I comatoses -And do it while I'm sleep, yeah a little osmosis -And that's my commandment you ain't gotta ask Moses -More champagne, more toasts-es -More damn planes, more coasts-es -And fuck a bus, the Benz is parked like Rosa -Ohsa - -It's crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow -To everybody on your dick; no homo -I bought my whole family whips; no Volvos -Next time I'm in church, please, no photos -Police escorts, everybody passports -This the life that everybody ask for -This the fast life, we are on a crash course -What you think I rap for, to push a fuckin' Rav 4? -But I know that if I stay stunting -All these girls only gonna want one thing -I can spend my whole life goodwill hunting -Only good gonna come is it's good when I'm cumming -She got an ass that'll swallow up a G-string -And up top, ah, two bee stings -And I'm beasting off the Riesling -And my nigga just made it out the precinct -We give a damn about the drama that your dude bring -I'm just tryin' to change the color on your mood ring -Reebok, baby, you need to try some new things -Have you ever had shoes without shoe strings? -"What's that, Ye?" "Baby, these heels." -"Is that a May-what?" "Baby, these wheels." -You trippin' when you ain't sippin', have a refill -You feeling like you running, huh? Now you know how we feel - -I'm known for running my mouth -I will not be accountable for what comes out, uh -I dunno, I might have said it -I was kinda gone and light-headed -And my jacket kinda fresh, bright red -And as usual, my pants tight-threaded -It seem like everybody dress tight now -And I just want my credit -Don't get it, twisted, or dreaded -I am the king and will not be headed -To the morgue no time soon, brethren -Being broke made my head hurt -So I need the bread or an Excedrin -That'll only get my engine revving -While y'all on 10, I'm on 11 -I'mma make the news, be on at 7 -Matter fact, I'm on this very second -I'm in first and y'all in second -And this verse only add to the freshness -Call to the club, tell them add to the guest list -What you think? Way more bitches? -I can never be too big for my britches -Y'all motherfuckers know who this is -I'm gifted -Merry Christmas -Merry Christmas - -Aye aye Dream I'm too good at this -Uhh, uhh, uhh, I can't contain it -No, no, no I can't restrain it -There's a lot of stars in here ain't it? -But you shine so much they don't seem famous -Where'd you come from on this lonely night? -I swear God must have made lightning strike -And I bottled it up -You hit the red carpet and modeled it up -We hopped in the 'rari and throttled it up -Now everybody clappin', they bravoed it up -All just because it's more than a buzz -More than a drink, but I took a few sips -And let it do what it does -Now drunk textin' -Like its all about you -Like I can't spend another minute without you -You know the drinks let you say things you ain't allowed to -Things that you fear, but you're way to proud to -Say out loud -Cause niggas gonna clown you -Put your Blackberry down -People is around you -I'll put my mack berry down -I ain't tryin to hound you -Just tryin' to take you where the stars gonna surround you -And Uhmm, maybe ice down you -And Uhmm, maybe white gown you -And Uhmm, maybe we should talk about all this after I pound you -Ha, you know I'm just playin' with you -I know a lot of people mad cause they ain't with you -Wait is it because we on the moon -Tell 'em to save the hate we'll be home soon - -Ayo, I'm sitting on top of the.. it's More Than a Feeling, ain't it? -I be killing, damn it, I'm ill and I'm ill and ay-ay-ay -Meet Mr. Popular, go get your binoculars -And see Penthouse 3 where a nigga be -Spitting fire on the PJ in my PJ's -Fire Marshall said I took it to the max like TJ -Y'all ain't peep, I said Marshall's, replay -I guess I'm like the black Marshall meets Jay -Meet 'Ye, alligator souffle, got it made -Special Ed got head from a girl in special ed -You know the pretty ones in that dumb class -But she got that dumb ass -Hit high school and got pregnant dumb fast -"What happened Teesha, your boyfriend come fast?" -Turn around, give me pound like we folks -"Hell no, I went raw-dog, three strokes!" - -Tell me now, can you make it past your Caspers -So we can finally fly off into NASA -You was always the cheerleader of my dream -That seem to only date the head of football teams -And I was the class clown that always kept you laughing -We were never meant to be baby we just happened -So please don't mess up the trick -Hey Young World, I'm the new Slick Rick -They say I move too quick but we can't let this moment pass us -Let the hourglass pass right into ashes -Let the wind blow the ash right before my glasses -So I wrote this love letter right before my classes -How could a goddess ask someone that's only average -For advice, OMG, you listen to that bitch -Woe is me baby this is tragic -Cause we had it, we was magic -I was flying now I'm crashing -This is Bad, real bad, Michael Jackson -Now I'm mad, real mad, Joe Jackson -You should leave your boyfriend now, I'm gon' ask him - -What she got is so Niagara -Make a young nigga straight need Viagra -Make a old nigga give keys to Jaguar -Just to keep from all the tease and laughter -Her telling her homegirls that he couldn't stay up -In the restaurant with her voice way up -Please keep it discreet -Keep the business out of the street -She said "I would if he'll handle biz up in the sheets!" -Pop off like a thang thang -He keep keep -And every time that she bang bang -He skeet skeet -And he so bullheaded tried to three peat -Try imagining something passionate -Between you Cassie and Kim Kardashian -Maybe that'll work when you get to hit that ass again -Or you can grab a Red Bull and sip that twice -Now y'all can have sexy time, it's nice!! - -Man this is classic -Call her National Geographic -Her ass is African, but her eyes so Asian -Plus the waist and, time's a-wastin' -This some good pussy, dog please don't waste it -You said "Fuck that, man I'm gon' tape it!" -And came before you barely even got the tape in -She had the maid outfit, it's all on her apron -I know a friend who got drunk and claim a fat bitch raped him - -I feel like it's still niggas that owe me checks -I feel like it's still bitches that owe me sex -I feel like this but niggas don't know he's stressed -I lost the only girl in the world that know me best -I got the money and the fame, man, that don't mean shit -I got the Jesus on a chain, man, that don't mean shit -Cause when the Jesus pieces can't bring me peace -Yo, I need just at least, uh, one of Russell's nieces -On, I let my nightmares go -I put on everybody that I knew from the 'Go -I know hoes that was frontin' when they knew he was broke -They say, "Damn, Yeezy Yeezy, you don't know us no more?" -"You got that big fame, homie, and you just changed on me" -You can ask big homie, man, the top so lonely -Ai-ee-ah, so lonely, ai-ee-ah! -Let me see what we have tonight, I'm high as a satellite -I see those flashing lights cause every night, every night, I put on - -This a number one champion sound (yeah) -Yeah, Estelle we about to get down (get down) -Who the hottest in the world right now? (ha) -Just touched down in London town (ha) -Bet they give me a pound -Tell them put the money in my hand right now (yes) -Tell the promoter we need more seats -We just sold out all the floor seats - -Who killing them in the UK, everybody going to say "you, K" -Reluctantly, because most of this press don't fuck wit me -Estelle once said to me, "Cool down, down. Don't act a fool now, now" -I always act a fool oww, oww, ain't nothing new now, now -He crazy, I know what you thinking -Ribena I know what you're drinking -Rap singer, chain blinger -Holler at the next chick soon as you're blinking -What's your persona about this Americana rhymer? -Am I shallow cuz all my clothes designer? -Dressed smart like a London bloke, before he speak his suit bespoke -And you thought he was cute before, look at this pea coat, tell me he's broke -And I know you ain't into all that, I heard your lyrics I feel your spirit -But I still talk that CA-A-ASH cause a lot wags want to hear it -And I'm feeling like Mike at his Baddest -Like The Pips at their gladdest -And I know they love it -So to hell with all that rubbish - -Aye, yo this mutherfucka's jammin', I'm on it it's an anthem -Who is that in the Phantom, please no cameras -They gone have me on Concrete Loop in my pajamas -To hide the goods, I would need pants big as Hammers -I be tippin' them dancers, they be sayin' I'm handsome -I was pretty before the dough but now I'm just the man -You remind me of my old chick -On that eighty four shit -Oh shit -Did you see the way she got her toes did? - -This is what y'all all looking forward to -This is more than historical, anything that I say that is audible -Ought to blow, just like a chick givin' oral, yo -Lick the black, get the cream, like a Oreo -Hit the track, get the C.R.E.A.M., same story, yo -Trick that on Armani Emporium, it's more important, though -Yes sir, my aura is orchestral, but way fresher -Cause I simply throw a symphony, on a SMPTE, but I know -That niggas steal beats, so after I emcee, I empty the M.P -So I can stay out of reach, they used to say, "You'se a producer" -I'm glad I never listened to you losers, cause now, I'm in -Shibuya, buyin' somethin that's, way too exclusive -Uh, ra-ra-ra-ra-rappers are in danger, this floor is from a manger -But meaner than Lucifer, yeah, and this is the new drug -I'm the new high, y'all want ya weed back? -Yell, "I still love H.E.R., Hanto E. Rap!" (E. Rap...) - -Pop quiz, how many topless, black foxes -Did I have under my belt, like boxers -Not to brag but, if it add up -One, two... nigga that's mad nuts -Game you mad nuts, how you gon' call out all these -Bitches knowin' damn well they gon' call me -The only dream, of that ghetto prom queen -Was to make it to the screen, maybe get seen -Maybe get chose by a nigga from my team -Head so good he don't ask for a pre... nup -Now ask yourself this question, umm -Would you be with Jay-Z if he wasn't C-E-O -Would you be with F-A-B-O if he drove a Neo -Would you ride with Ne-Yo, if he was in a Geo -Well why the hell you think these bitches comin' at me fo' -But since they all fall in my Palm, I take a trio, yo - -Yesterday I was half the man you see -Baby thats because you the other half of me -You my number 1 hit on the line of the charts -I'mma FedEx my love and have you +sign+ for my heart -For my number 1 I keep ya dumb fly -Fresh to death you like after death -I resurrected my gold Jesus of Nazareth -Now we Fresh as a Prince while they Jazzy Jeff -And you don't be sayin shit when they askin questions -A-a-and you be givin. me my space a-a-and -You don't be runnin. on MySpace a-a-and -You know some other shit I hate w-w-what -W-w-when they violate b-but -Tonight man I ain't in the mood for it -Don't matter who wore it, you wore it -Look how ya co-or Dinated man that's my favorite -I love the way that it - -GLC gon be stoned as Angie -I be Don C, Johnny Patron and me -It's a celebration bitches more bottles of cham-p-aign -In love with the same stripper that sprung T-Pain -And all this Louis Vuitton shit ain't cheap mayn -Dawg I can't keep saying G.O.O.D music the greatest latest -Stunting out the middle of nowhere like Vegas -From the Chi, the city of hella haters -Where we keep rising to the top like elevators -Hi haters I'm back off hiatus I feel just like you I mean even I hate us -Turn the radio down I mean every song -Yeezy got a vision that's clearer than Evian -Used to hit the radio them faggots ain't let me on -Until Khaled turned up the volume -Hit the club with it come on homie they wilding -Nas done told you come on homie we major -Really Doe told you hoes where we staying -G.O.O.D music up in this bitch now quit playing - -Bein' at the bar tryin' ask what that hypno hit fo' (Hit fo') -Knowin' I can't afford to get mo' (Get mo') -Here's a broke nigga tricked buy one bottle and sip slow (sip slow) -Or, or leave the club now -Do like I did, come back when u get dough -A fishstick nigga now we messing with lobsters -We messin' with Grammies, we messin' with Oscars -You messin' with that dranky drank -Plus you puffin' on that stanky stank -In the morning you gon' draw a blank -The hotel said y'all was on 'em -My girl wasn't on shit, I picked the wrong one -Steady talkin' bout I ain't like them other girls -Well tonight I'm tryin' to find them other girls -Bring they own rubber girl -Never meet ya mother girl -You know they love it when you love 'em -And they tell they friends girl - -They say your attitude determines your latitude -I'm high as a motherfucker, fly as a motherfucker -And still the motherfucker you love to hate -But can't, because you love what I make -Now ain't that about a bitch -And I'mma talk shit until I'm out of hits -They don't want to turn they speakers up, they claim I ain't deep enough -All that talkin' I feed off of, keep it up -I'm relaxin', my feet is up -I'm leavin' you haters like when Shaq left the Lakers just to Heat it up -I state the stats to stunt, I don't need to front -Make black history every day, I don't need a month -The survey says, by the streets according -Kanye's just important as Michael Jordan -Was to the NBA when he was scorin' -Ralph Lauren was borin' before I wore him and - -I keep you laced up so you ain't gotta borrow nothing -From them broke ass friends who be bargain hunting -They say they shop on eBay --baby why is they frontin'? -They be on the internet but they never cop nothin' -I keep you in Girl what is those on your toes? -And your neck staying froze off that rose colored gold -I suppose you was told by them hoes I was cheatin' -Thinkin' my heart don't got nothing to do with my penis -He got a mind of his own and he just be seeing shit -And I don't wanna cheat but I don't be saying shit -I try to jack off he ask me who is you playin' wit? -But I know he love you he told me you was his favorite - -I had that little ass Nissan at your crib showin' up -Liquor store out of Arbor Mist, we Irish Rosed it up -Then we rolled to the movies, you rocked your fake Chloes -You had Gap and Gucci, that's still two G's -But that's that last year purse like it's still too cheap -Ooh you so bougie boo you could have fooled me -Cuz five years ago you was so Fugees -Now you don't want nothin' unless it cost a few Gs -You like the light-skinned Ania, the dark-skinned Aaliyah -The black Jennifer Lopez, a ghetto senorita -You remind me of my Jeep, but not no Kia -We can talk on your cell, but not Nokia -It be goin' in and out, that's why I barely hear ya -It be goin' in and out like a robbery ah -I'm tryin' to take this money like Rob and G. Dep -Then I'mma take you to the house like Trick and Trina - -My favorite girl wanna leave me just because I got a girlfriend -My freak girl told me now, she a Christian -My White girl wanna move back to Michigan -I'm pulling girls off the bench like a sixth man -I'm in the club doing the same ol' two step -While Omegas doing the same ol' "Q" step -I have my money on my mind, I was thinking green -She a pledge A.K.A., she was pink and green -I want a good girl, she want a gentleman -We saying the same thing like a synonym -I wasn't really spitting game I was scrimmaging -My penmanship so hard it needs censorship -I'm a Chicagoan till Chicago ends -Till we blow like Chicago wind -I don't know what's better, getting laid or getting paid -I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away -This way - -(Plain Pat what up?) -Lifestyles of the broke and famous -Let you know how crazy this game is -Look at all the new beautiful faces -At home supermodel, myspaces -Long for their shot on the TV screens -American Idol never seen these dreams -Just last week they want to see ID -Now they got you in VIP, huh? -How many people almost famous -You almost remember what they name is -Like "Hey, didn't you play in..? No it couldn't be, quit playin" -Try to keep that balance -After MTV that's a Real World Challenge -Back on that train -Never to be heard from again - -Yes, Mr. West's turn that new child rebel -Loud as a badass child level -Who need a chorus? We do it tyrannosaurus -Tyrone, it's been a year with no phone -Could you explain how high is your zone? -We'll take the plane, rub his nose in cocaine -There's hoes in magazines you layin' saying you're lame -And for the hate in advance, pull down your pants -Make 'em kiss both cheeks like we living in France -Diamonds blue, his business manager's Jewish -And if I get sued my lawyers Jews -Some girls do grab the cojones -Say "you got enough diamonds to at least Sierra loan us" -Brand new Ferraris, I gotta make the donuts -CRS is like a hip-hop Chris' bonus -Niggas is hating on the internet I couldn't tell -I was too busy rapping, G.O.O.D. as hell -I was too busy flying, parasail -To Colette to get the new shit that Paris sell -Tarantino, Da Vinci, getting Benjies, get half off of Fendi -Half of that's to Cindy's -Hopped out the spaceship, put my Mork in Mindy -Popped too many corks to let you dorks offend me -Props in New York, but Chi-Town's the city -Get my groupie hoochies Gucci, Monica Bellucci's -Are those the real millionnaires or the bendies? -I'm so ultra I'm even over Oprah -But let me check your account, haha, no sir - -Niggas be lovin' the old Ye, they sayin' the new Ye, that nigga be spazzin' -But when Ali turn up and be Ali, you can't ever change that nigga back to Cassius -So you can gon' and make up lies, but I'm so sanctified -I don't sweat it, wipe my forehead with a handkerchief -And wash my sins in the blood of Jesus (Ross grunt) -People sayin', "Ye we need another Yeezus" (Ross grunt) -Lames try to tell me, "Cut the wildin' out, out" -But who the fuck is you reachin'? -Pass me 30 bottles, champagne procession -That's that Holy water, sanctified refreshments -God sent me a message, said I'm too aggressive -Really!? Me!? Too aggressive!? - -You say you wrong, you wrong, I'm right, I'm right -You're wrong, we fight -Ok, I'm running from the light, running from the day to night -Oh, the quiet silence defines our misery -The riot inside keeps trying to visit me -No matter how we try, it's too much history -Too many bad notes playing in our symphony -So let it breathe, let it fly, let it go -Let it fall, let it crash, burn slow -And then you call upon God -Oh, you call upon God - -We keep these G's in an alloy safe -And stash the weed in an Altoids case -They say good things come to those who wait -So I'mma be at least about a hour late -I'm so fresh bitch I should be arrested -New Cody Chesnutt with my nuts on your chest bitch -She said “hey 'Ye” -I said “Yes, bitch” -"Damn I'm only asking you a question" -I met this milf at the All-Star getting action -A cougar with more rings than Phil Jackson -Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs -And her booty is why God invented my balls -I'm a rockstar, huh, start it up -Start it up, huh, start it up -So popular you should get a shot of us -Niggas don't take shots at us that is only obvious -The first album I vomited, the second I colonic'd it -Ain't nobody fucking with me, I Platonic'd it -Bet I got some slippers on, bet niggas gon' honor it -These ain't even real clothes homie I'm pajama rich -Banks told me homie go switch the style up -These bitches on me homie only to arouse us -Told her I ain't paying tonight I'm only browsing -She pulled her blouse up, said “It's free”, I said WOWZERS! - -I'm going in and I'ma go hard -I mean what's the point if it ain't no scars -A little teeth marks -Blood on the collar -That's real love, mmhmm ahhnah -She said uh -How could you love someone that hurt you, played you, spoke to provoke you -How could you love someone that burns you, turns you into a werewolf -And in the moment you might do some things you're not aware of -No one's prepared for the scale of this, and now you fear love -And war and war and more and more drama looking for a score -State you're looking for a tour -Her allure is more couture, tailor-made -'Til your screams in rage -I mean ahhhhh I'm breaking out the damn cage, aghh -Hannibal Lector, my A-merican Psycho -A iller version of Ike, yo -The Thriller version of Michael -My recital is as bright as the light show up at the Eiffel -A werewolf up in Paris, I'm livin' off your vitals -I mean, I'll be your con man, I'll be your damn liar -Let's start the interview, I'll be your vampire -I gotta feel you, bite your neck to get familiar -And if you die, guess what, I fuckin' killed you - -You know what, yo? You a bitch -You should have a travel agent, cause you a trip -You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit -But all you got is some fucking issues you fucking bitch -I hate niggas, but I love your mom -Give her a kiss for me, her second son -Get your mind right baby or get your shit together -You gonna be hot a little while, I'mma be rich forever -Girl seducers, they come in deuces -But when I cut 'em off they always become a nuisance -Niggas take my old flows and they take my old swag -He just took my old bitch and turn it to his new bitch -I'm stupid but I won't get my drama on -What I'm dealing with is too real for me to comment on -Jay finally got it through my head not to run my mouth -So when you talk 'bout “you know who” I don't know who you talking 'bout - -Unfortunately for the rest of ya'll -I'm way better than the best of all -And even though they focus on just the flaws -They still gonna annihilate the festivals -And we still gonna sip Dom Perignon -And still gonna eat the filet mignon -Yeah, yeah, yeah I've been known to cover up my eyes -With the Ray Beons - -Flashing lights, the stress of life -Its way too much to handle in one night -Live this life like there's no tomorrow -Wake up in Paris with a Russian model -Throw your hands in the sky -If anybody got five dollars in your pocket right now -I call this club Titanic -Why, cause it's going down - -For all my young ladies ladies that driving Miss Daisy -Driving me crazy, rock the beat, baby -Hop up out the ERR! she eat up the pavement -I don't give a ERR!, baby, he crazy -I'm back by unpopular demand -Least he still popping in Japan, shopping in Milan -Hopping out the van, screams from the fans -"Yeezy, always knew you'd be on top again!" -And we 'bout to hit Jacob the Jeweler -So I can be like Slick Rick, and rule ya -Dr. Martin Louis the King, Junior -And I'mma never let the dream turn to Kruegers -My outfit so disrespectful -You can go 'head and sneeze cause my presence blessed you -I mean, we walked in this bitch so stylish -Niggas done mistook me for my stylist -And I know it's superficial and you say it's just clothes -But we shopping in that motherfucker and they just closed -So go ahead and just pose -When she walked up out the dressing room, the store just froze -And I know they tryna get they cool back -And them ghetto bitches hollin' "How you do that?" -So they could never say we never lived it -And if I see Biggie tonight, I loved every minute - -Martin Louie the King Jr -Starting all that stunting is gonna ruin you -If B.I. was alive, he'd prob'ly have the 2-tone -With the Grey Poupon, anything 'Ye poop on -Will explode, cause I am the shit and this is my commode -Uh-oh, there they go -Talkin' bout how your boy's clothes extra-tight -I just remembered that my limelight extra-bright -I hit the strip club and girls get extra-hype -You hit the strip club and girls turn extra-dyke -We know who not getting no sex tonight -And a lap dance'll prob'ly be a blessing, right? -So all the shit you talking, dead, coffin -Light the weed, coughin', new crib, loft in -Where it's at? Austin, Where is that? Texas -What's in front? Benzes, What else? Lexus -Well who's Maybach is this? Mr. West's - -Mr. West is in the buildin' -Swagger on a hundred thousand trillion -Ayo, I know I got it first -I'm Christopher Columbus, y'all just the Pilgrims -Thanksgiving, do we even got a question? -Hermes pastel, I pass the dressing -My attitude is tattooed, that mean it's permanent -So I guess we should address it, huh? -My swagger is Mick Jagger -Every time I breathe on a track, I asthma attack it -"Why you so mad for? Why you gotta have it?" -'Cause I slaved my whole life, now I'm the master -Naaaaa-na-naaaaa -How it feel to wake up and be the shit and the urine -Naaaaa-na-naaaaa -Tryin' to get that Kobe number, one over Jordan - -Lollipop, lollipop -Breasts is just like Dolly Parton -She ride my spaceship 'til she hit the top -That hit the spot, 'til she ask -"How many li-i-li-i-licks do it take 'til she get to shop?" -Don't worry why my wrists got so freeze? -Tell her, "Girl, like Doritos, that's nacho cheese" -Tell her friends, "Like Fritos, I'm trying to lay" -I can't only have one and I ain't tryin to wait" -This a song with Wayne, so you know it's gonna melt -But you ain't finna murder me like everybody else -I'mma rap like I got some type of respect for myself -I don't do it for my health, man I do it for the belt -Man, I do it to the death, 'til the roof get melt -Hundred degrees, drop the roof, so the coupe don't melt -Man, the flow so cold chicken soup won't help -We need fo' mo' hoes, we need oh-oh-oh-oh! -You know what it is when we're outta town -We ball in 2 seats, and you out of bounds -So come here baby girl -You're now fuckin' with the best in the world -Lollipop -The best in the wo-rld - -I ain't tryin' to stress my wealth -But sometimes I gotta American Express myself -When the pastor asked me why I'm flashy -Well, sometimes I gotta bless myself -I see you shining, shining like a mirror ball -Why when we're abroad we don't never hear of y'all? -You local retard, I'm the king of the world -So the king of your city by default -Niggas pullin' out cash in wads -My pants kinda tight, only fit, a credit card -But please don't get to spazzin' on 'em -Really Doe got a different type of plastic on him -And all my niggas, is big tippers -Why? A little rain never hurt no strippers -And it ain't like I can't get along with you -But I need you to get along while I get richer -Speakin' of richer you talkin' bout prior -Let's talk about now and the future which I am -All star ah, Super Bowl shuffle -Suicide door ah, big world tour ah -I am the menorah of this new era -And uh, you are?, dawg, whatever -Got to excuse the cockiness -But only an asshole can give you this much shit - -Right about this time raise your glasses -What's my motivation, that ass is -Start a conversation, like as if -You really want to know about a day in that shit -Go ahead and tell the DJ to play Swizz -So I ain't gotta tell these hoes who I is -Bitches hatin' again that's music to my ears -What's you think my fuel was for all Of these years? -I'm inspired when people don't like me -It keep me writing so exciting -Man, the drama is so enticing -I might just bite a motherfucker like Tyson -And just too fly a motherfucker show your chain -Throw your cash, that's cake and icing -I asked her 'you buying?' -She said 'no just sight seeing'' -Maybe that's just because you ain't found the right thing? yeah! - -Lookin' out my loft windows man my dreams became true -Lookin' at the mirror, wondering if it's the same dude -Lookin' at my closet wondering if it's all about clothes -Look right next to me, wondering if it's all about -Hop in the car and asked the OnStar where this life goes -And I drive so fast I blur the light post -They say Drive Slow, I say "I know" -Then errrr, away I go -And the way I flew -In this year or two -I know this is what God put me here to do -But in this excitement -You just might miss -A shorty with a demo like "Hey, you might like this" -And see -He -Remind me of me -Just a year ago -Now he -Tellin' me -I'm his her-ro-oh -I took his CD and asked him what he's lookin' for -He said, "Man, I don't know. Maybe a miracle" - -Excuse me but this verse -Has not been Russell Simmons approved uh-uh -You won't see it on Run's house uh-uh -You won't see it at a nun's house -My New York nigga said he heard it at son's house -Talkin' 'bout how this ho is poor as my low is -Baby is my Lois, maybe I'm just bogus -Cause she don't wan't you to buy her a drank -Swizz said she ain't got no money in the bank -And she be standin' there, cause it's cameras -Tryin' to show yo legs off, you ain't Amerie -If I fall in love, a girl gon' live on rodeo -Until that day-o, she take the monorail -And I don't want no girl that will answer to "ayo" -Make it more harder, make me put some work in -You get to flirtin', play her just perfect -Fuck a drank, I'mma buy tha bar if ya worth it - -Now I don't know what the hell this song is talkin' bout -Do you? -She said Yeah, I been spendin' all day tryin' to figure that out -You too? -The arms race made 'em raise they arm and race straight to the top -Who knew? (who knew?) -Right now they got that number one spot, do you want that? (want that?) -Me too -One thing I gotta call out, boy, take a look at Fall Out Boy -Since they ain't black, when they get money, they don't ball out, boy -They just buy tight jeans till their nuts hang all out, boy -They figure 'Ye dress tight so we gonna dress tighter -He dress white so we gone dress whiter -So in spite of -Anything you might've -Seen or heard -This scene occurred -Word - -How can you say Kan is so pompous? -You ain't been to his concerts? -You just talking that nonsense -He in the same league Nas is -Or Jay is -My favorite -A lot of people say that's where 'Ye is -Though a freshman still the West man -One of the best, man, like Taye Diggs -And I was oh so patient -While niggas straight disrespectin' him -So I did what they ain't expect from him -Dropped The Dropout and blazed 'em -And ain't nobody feel my pain -Until the hits that I came with -I'm Kanye not Kayne -But to you, I'm Rick James bitch - -Uh! And I'll be trying to come around my girl acting like Mr -Friendly -And steal the spotlight like Mr. Bentley -I spotted her like Spud McKenzie -And for them fake boobies I payed them Benjies -Get your own, I got Paris he got Nicky he tried to get em a -Clone -He said yeah you know you got extra hoes -And everything you do is extra cold -From the Polo fleece to the Jesus piece -I got family in high places like Jesus' niece -Can I please, say my peace -If y'all fresh to death, then I'm deceased -And this one here, is a heat rocks -Spit like a beat box, the way the beat rocks -New version of Pete Rock! -But for that Benz I get CL love -So I switch my girls around like 3LW -I'm calling - -You my name is Kanye from the Roc-a-fam -When the Glocks on jam so when we pop 'em scram -We showed you on champions how we get down -So don't twist your lips up like bobby brown -You got LL on your bedroom wall -Well I'll be double L trying to talk to y'all -Now I ain't even stay in class -To figure out RnB to get all of that -Yow 'cuence this girl is bad - -I'm getting spins all day in L.A -We can go to the D where Dwele dwell -D.C, P.G or ATL -Back in the Chi, mean my life like a magazine -Honey wanna know the details about my ebony -Well that's XXL -Far as the penthouse, yeah that's upscale -Mademoiselle got a hell of a Black tail -I'm feeling her vibe, her Body and Soul -I heard you stay in a metropolitan home -Well lets kill all the parlayin and offer you a cosmopolitan -Lets jet out the club, get some oxygen -Your friends claim I'm a player, you be lucky to keep me -But you know people gon' be talking 'bout us weekly -My car be in a Robb Re-p-o-r-t but what's more important to me -Is that you.. +Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings +But I'm only going to get this one chance +Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) +Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what +If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, +And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances +You were just what the doctor ordered I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God +All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod +Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? +They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes +I got a laptop in my back pocket +My pen'll go off when I half-cock it +Got a fat knot from that rap profit +Made a living and a killing off it +Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office +With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack +I'm an MC still as honest +But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) +This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop +You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap +Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac +The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing +That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table +Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half +Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact +How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack +Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad +It's actually disastrously bad +For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God +All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod +Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? +Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got +Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance +Everybody loves to root for a nuisance +Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since +MC's get taken to school with this music +'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme +Now I lead a new school full of students +Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- +-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim +Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position +To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' +Roll Hall of Fame +Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames +Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame +On the wall of shame +You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames +Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking? +Little gay looking boy +So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy +You witnessing a massacre +Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy +Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy +You get a thumbs up, pat on the back +And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy +Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy? +I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy +I'mma work for everything I have +Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy +Basically boy you're never gonna be capable +To keep up with the same pace looking boy 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God +All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod +The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar +Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God +Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent +Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' +And I should not be woken +I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating +But I got your mom deep throating +I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle +I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil +It's me, my honesty's brutal +But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though +For good at least once in a while +So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle +Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times +But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned +Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime +I know there was a time where once I +Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind +So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine +Appeal with the skin color of mine +You get too big and here they come trying to, +Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP +One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine +Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine +See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've +Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal +You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though +And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for +You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows +You're like normal, fuck being normal +And I just bought a new Raygun from the future +To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad +'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad +Singin' to a man while they played piano +Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel +So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day +"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you" +Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) +Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human +What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman +Innovative and I'm made of rubber +So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you +I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating +How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating +Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting +For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating +Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated +I make elevating music, you make elevator music +Oh, he's too mainstream +Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it +It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it +With rock, shock rap with Doc +Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it +I don't know how to make songs like that +I don't know what words to use +Let me know when it occurs to you +While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you +It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you +How many verses I gotta murder to, +Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! +School flunkie, pill junky +But look at the accolades the skills brung me +Full of myself, but still hungry +I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to +And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues +But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you +I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat +Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky +But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling +Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me +They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate +But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had +Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation +And understand the discrimination +But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then +But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? +Don't mistake it for Satan +It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas +And take a vacation to trip a broad +And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard +Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God? Look +If you had +One shot +Or one opportunity +To seize everything you ever wanted +In one moment +Would you capture it +Or just let it slip? Yo +His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy +There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti +He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready +To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' +What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud +He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out +He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now +The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! +Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity +Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked +He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No +He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes +It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke +He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its +Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody +He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping +This world is mine for the taking +Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order +A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem +It only grows harder, only grows hotter +He blows us all over these hoes is all on him +Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter +Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father +He goes home and barely knows his own daughter +But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water +His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product +They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada +So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on +Da da dumb da dumb da da You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better No more games, I'm a change what you call rage +Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged +I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed +I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage +But I kept rhymin' and stepwritin' the next cipher +Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper +All the pain inside amplified by the +Fact that I can't get by with my nine to +Five and I can't provide the right type of +Life for my family 'cause man, these God damn food stamps don't buy diapers +And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer +This is my life and these times are so hard +And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my seed, plus +See dishonor caught up between bein' a father and a prima-donna +Baby mama drama screamin' on and too much +For me to want to say in one spot, another jam or not +Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got +To formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot +Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failures not +Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's lot +So here I go is my shot +Feet fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You can do anything you set your mind to, man [Chorus - Rihanna] +I'm friends with the monster +That's under my bed +Get along with the voices inside of my head +You're trying to save me +Stop holding your breath +And you think I'm crazy +Yeah, you think I'm crazy (crazy) [Eminem - Verse 1] +I wanted the fame, but not the cover of Newsweek +Oh well, guess beggers can't be choosey +Wanted to receive attention for my music +Wanted to be left alone in public excuse me +Been wanting my cake, And eat it too +And wanting it both ways +Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated +When I blew seep and it was confusing +Cause all I wanted to do is be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf +Abused ink, used it as a tool when I blew steam +Hit the lottery (oh wee) +With what I gave up to get was bittersweet +It was like winning a huge meet +Ironic 'cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink +I'm beginning to lose sleep: one sheep, two sheep +Going cuckoo and cookey as Kool Keith +But I'm actually weirder than you think +Cause I'm... [Chorus] +I'm friends with the monster +That's under my bed +Get along with the voices inside of my head +You're trying to save me +Stop holding your breath +And you think I'm crazy +Yeah, you think I'm crazy Well, that's nothing +oh oh oh oh +Well, that's nothing +oh oh oh oh [Eminem - Verse 2] +Now I ain't much of a poet +But I know somebody once told me to seize the moment +And don't squander it +Cause you never know when it could all be over +Tomorrow so I keep conjuring +Sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from +(Yeah, ponder it, do you want this? there's no wonder you're losing your mind the way you're wandering?) +I think you've been wandering off down yonder and stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen +Cause I needed an interventionist to intervene between me and this monster +And save me from myself and all this conflict +Cause the very thing that I love is killing me and I can't conquer it +My OCD is conking me in the head +Keep knocking, nobody's home, I'm sleepwalking +I'm just relaying what the voice in my head saying +Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just friends with the... [Chorus] +I'm friends with the monster +That's under my bed +Get along with the voices inside of my head +You're trying to save me +Stop holding your breath +And you think I'm crazy +Yeah, you think I'm crazy Well, that's nothing +oh oh oh oh +Well, that's nothing +oh oh oh oh [Eminem - Verse 3] +Call me crazy, but I had this vision +One day that, I'd walk amongst you a regular civilian +But, until then, +drums get killed and I'm Coming straight at +Emcees, blood get spilled and I +Take it back to the days that, I get on a Dre track +Give every kid who got played at +Pumped the feeling +and shit to say back +To the kids who played 'em +I ain't here to save the fucking children +But if one kid out of a hundred million +Who are going through a struggle feels and it relates that's great +It's payback, Russell Wilson falling way back +In the draft, turn nothing into something still, can make that +Straw in the gold chump I will spend +Rumpelstiltskin in a hay stack +Maybe I need a straightjacket, face facts +I am nuts for real, but I'm okay with that +It's nothing, I'm still friends with the... [Bridge] +I'm friends with the monster +That's under my bed +Get along with the voices inside of my head +You're trying to save me +Stop holding your breath +And you think I'm crazy +Yeah, you think I'm crazy I'm friends with the monster +That's under my bed +(Get along with) +Get along with the voices inside of my head +(You're tryna) +You're trying to save me +Stop holding your breath +And you think I'm crazy +Yeah, you think I'm crazy Well, that's nothing I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid (yeah) +To take a stand, it's been a ride +Everybody, I guess I had to +Go to that place +To get to this one +Now some of you +Might still be in that place +If you're tryin' to get out +Just follow me +I'll get you there You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em +But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em +'Cause ain't no way I'm a let you stop me from causin' mayhem +When I say I'm a do somethin' I do it +I don't give a damn what you think +I'm doin' this for me, so fuck the world, feed it beans +It's gassed up, if it thinks it's stoppin' me +I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly +And all those who look down on me, I'm tearin' down your balcony +No if, ands or buts, don't try to ask him why or how can he +From "Infinite" down to the last "Relapse" album he's still shittin' +Whether he's on salary, paid hourly, until he bows out or he shits his bowels out of him +Whichever comes first, for better or worse +He's married to the game, like a fuck you for Christmas +His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he's got the urge to pull his dick from the dirt +And fuck the whole universe I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) +To take a stand (to take a stand) +Everybody (everybody) +Come take my hand come (come take my hand) +We'll walk this road together, through the storm +Whatever weather, cold or warm +Just letting you know that, you're not alone +Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road Okay quit playin' with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap +I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap +You said you was king +You lied through your teeth, for that fuck your feelings +Instead of gettin' crowned you're gettin' capped, and to the fans +I'll never let you down again, I'm back +I promise to never go back on that promise +In fact, let's be honest, that last "Relapse" CD was eh +Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground +Relax, I ain't goin' back to that now +All I'm tryin' to say is get back, click-clack, blow 'cause I ain't playin' around +It's a game called circle and I don't know how +I'm way too up to back down +But I think I'm still tryin' to figure this crap out +Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't, this fuckin' black cloud +Still follows me around but it's time to exercise these demons +These muh'fuckers are doin' jumpin' jacks now I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) +To take a stand (to take a stand) +Everybody (everybody) +Come take my hand come (come take my hand) +We'll walk this road together, through the storm +Whatever weather, cold or warm +Just letting you know that, you're not alone +Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road And I just can't keep living this way +So starting today +I'm breaking out of this cage +I'm standing up, I'mma face my demons +I'm manning up, I'mma hold my ground +I've had enough, now I'm so fed up +Time to put my life back together right now (now) It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me +Admittedly, I probably did it subliminally +For you, so I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through +And don't realize what you did, believe me you +I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger +I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of +My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers and drop dead +No more bee flingers, no more drama from now on +I promise to focus solely on handlin' my responsibilities as a father +So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof, like my daughters and raise it +You couldn't lift a single shingle on it, 'cause the way I feel +I'm strong enough to go to the club or the corner pub +And lift the whole liquor counter up 'cause I'm raising the bar +I'd shoot for the moon but I'm too busy gazin' at stars, I feel amazing and I'm not I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) +To take a stand (to take a stand) +Everybody (Everybody) +Come take my hand come (Come take my hand) +We'll walk this road together, through the storm +Whatever weather, cold or warm +Just letting you know that, you're not alone +Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings +But I'm only going to get this one chance +Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) +Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what +If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, +And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances +You were just what the doctor ordered I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God +All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod +Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? +They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes +I got a laptop in my back pocket +My pen'll go off when I half-cock it +Got a fat knot from that rap profit +Made a living and a killing off it +Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office +With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack +I'm an MC still as honest +But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) +This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop +You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap +Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac +The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing +That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table +Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half +Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact +How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack +Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad +It's actually disastrously bad +For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God +All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod +Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? +Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got +Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance +Everybody loves to root for a nuisance +Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since +MC's get taken to school with this music +'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme +Now I lead a new school full of students +Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- +-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim +Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position +To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' +Roll Hall of Fame +Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames +Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame +On the wall of shame +You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames +Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking? +Little gay looking boy +So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy +You witnessing a massacre +Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy +Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy +You get a thumbs up, pat on the back +And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy +Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy? +I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy +I'mma work for everything I have +Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy +Basically boy you're never gonna be capable +To keep up with the same pace looking boy 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God +All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod +The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar +Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God +Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent +Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' +And I should not be woken +I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating +But I got your mom deep throating +I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle +I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil +It's me, my honesty's brutal +But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though +For good at least once in a while +So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle +Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times +But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned +Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime +I know there was a time where once I +Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind +So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine +Appeal with the skin color of mine +You get too big and here they come trying to, +Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP +One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine +Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine +See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've +Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal +You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though +And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for +You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows +You're like normal, fuck being normal +And I just bought a new Raygun from the future +To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad +'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad +Singin' to a man while they played piano +Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel +So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day +"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you" +Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) +Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human +What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman +Innovative and I'm made of rubber +So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you +I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating +How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating +Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting +For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating +Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated +I make elevating music, you make elevator music +Oh, he's too mainstream +Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it +It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it +With rock, shock rap with Doc +Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it +I don't know how to make songs like that +I don't know what words to use +Let me know when it occurs to you +While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you +It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you +How many verses I gotta murder to, +Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! +School flunkie, pill junky +But look at the accolades the skills brung me +Full of myself, but still hungry +I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to +And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues +But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you +I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat +Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky +But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling +Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me +They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate +But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had +Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation +And understand the discrimination +But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then +But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? +Don't mistake it for Satan +It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas +And take a vacation to trip a broad +And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard +Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God? Look +If you had +One shot +Or one opportunity +To seize everything you ever wanted +In one moment +Would you capture it +Or just let it slip? Yo +His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy +There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti +He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready +To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' +What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud +He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out +He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now +The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! +Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity +Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked +He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No +He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes +It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke +He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its +Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody +He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping +This world is mine for the taking +Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order +A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem +It only grows harder, only grows hotter +He blows us all over these hoes is all on him +Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter +Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father +He goes home and barely knows his own daughter +But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water +His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product +They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada +So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on +Da da dumb da dumb da da You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better No more games, I'm a change what you call rage +Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged +I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed +I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage +But I kept rhymin' and stepwritin' the next cipher +Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper +All the pain inside amplified by the +Fact that I can't get by with my nine to +Five and I can't provide the right type of +Life for my family 'cause man, these God damn food stamps don't buy diapers +And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer +This is my life and these times are so hard +And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my seed, plus +See dishonor caught up between bein' a father and a prima-donna +Baby mama drama screamin' on and too much +For me to want to say in one spot, another jam or not +Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got +To formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot +Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failures not +Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's lot +So here I go is my shot +Feet fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You can do anything you set your mind to, man [Chorus - Rihanna] +I'm friends with the monster +That's under my bed +Get along with the voices inside of my head +You're trying to save me +Stop holding your breath +And you think I'm crazy +Yeah, you think I'm crazy (crazy) [Eminem - Verse 1] +I wanted the fame, but not the cover of Newsweek +Oh well, guess beggers can't be choosey +Wanted to receive attention for my music +Wanted to be left alone in public excuse me +Been wanting my cake, And eat it too +And wanting it both ways +Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated +When I blew seep and it was confusing +Cause all I wanted to do is be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf +Abused ink, used it as a tool when I blew steam +Hit the lottery (oh wee) +With what I gave up to get was bittersweet +It was like winning a huge meet +Ironic 'cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink +I'm beginning to lose sleep: one sheep, two sheep +Going cuckoo and cookey as Kool Keith +But I'm actually weirder than you think +Cause I'm... [Chorus] +I'm friends with the monster +That's under my bed +Get along with the voices inside of my head +You're trying to save me +Stop holding your breath +And you think I'm crazy +Yeah, you think I'm crazy Well, that's nothing +oh oh oh oh +Well, that's nothing +oh oh oh oh [Eminem - Verse 2] +Now I ain't much of a poet +But I know somebody once told me to seize the moment +And don't squander it +Cause you never know when it could all be over +Tomorrow so I keep conjuring +Sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from +(Yeah, ponder it, do you want this? there's no wonder you're losing your mind the way you're wandering?) +I think you've been wandering off down yonder and stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen +Cause I needed an interventionist to intervene between me and this monster +And save me from myself and all this conflict +Cause the very thing that I love is killing me and I can't conquer it +My OCD is conking me in the head +Keep knocking, nobody's home, I'm sleepwalking +I'm just relaying what the voice in my head saying +Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just friends with the... [Chorus] +I'm friends with the monster +That's under my bed +Get along with the voices inside of my head +You're trying to save me +Stop holding your breath +And you think I'm crazy +Yeah, you think I'm crazy Well, that's nothing +oh oh oh oh +Well, that's nothing +oh oh oh oh [Eminem - Verse 3] +Call me crazy, but I had this vision +One day that, I'd walk amongst you a regular civilian +But, until then, +drums get killed and I'm Coming straight at +Emcees, blood get spilled and I +Take it back to the days that, I get on a Dre track +Give every kid who got played at +Pumped the feeling +and shit to say back +To the kids who played 'em +I ain't here to save the fucking children +But if one kid out of a hundred million +Who are going through a struggle feels and it relates that's great +It's payback, Russell Wilson falling way back +In the draft, turn nothing into something still, can make that +Straw in the gold chump I will spend +Rumpelstiltskin in a hay stack +Maybe I need a straightjacket, face facts +I am nuts for real, but I'm okay with that +It's nothing, I'm still friends with the... [Bridge] +I'm friends with the monster +That's under my bed +Get along with the voices inside of my head +You're trying to save me +Stop holding your breath +And you think I'm crazy +Yeah, you think I'm crazy I'm friends with the monster +That's under my bed +(Get along with) +Get along with the voices inside of my head +(You're tryna) +You're trying to save me +Stop holding your breath +And you think I'm crazy +Yeah, you think I'm crazy Well, that's nothing I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid (yeah) +To take a stand, it's been a ride +Everybody, I guess I had to +Go to that place +To get to this one +Now some of you +Might still be in that place +If you're tryin' to get out +Just follow me +I'll get you there You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em +But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em +'Cause ain't no way I'm a let you stop me from causin' mayhem +When I say I'm a do somethin' I do it +I don't give a damn what you think +I'm doin' this for me, so fuck the world, feed it beans +It's gassed up, if it thinks it's stoppin' me +I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly +And all those who look down on me, I'm tearin' down your balcony +No if, ands or buts, don't try to ask him why or how can he +From "Infinite" down to the last "Relapse" album he's still shittin' +Whether he's on salary, paid hourly, until he bows out or he shits his bowels out of him +Whichever comes first, for better or worse +He's married to the game, like a fuck you for Christmas +His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he's got the urge to pull his dick from the dirt +And fuck the whole universe I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) +To take a stand (to take a stand) +Everybody (everybody) +Come take my hand come (come take my hand) +We'll walk this road together, through the storm +Whatever weather, cold or warm +Just letting you know that, you're not alone +Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road Okay quit playin' with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap +I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap +You said you was king +You lied through your teeth, for that fuck your feelings +Instead of gettin' crowned you're gettin' capped, and to the fans +I'll never let you down again, I'm back +I promise to never go back on that promise +In fact, let's be honest, that last "Relapse" CD was eh +Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground +Relax, I ain't goin' back to that now +All I'm tryin' to say is get back, click-clack, blow 'cause I ain't playin' around +It's a game called circle and I don't know how +I'm way too up to back down +But I think I'm still tryin' to figure this crap out +Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't, this fuckin' black cloud +Still follows me around but it's time to exercise these demons +These muh'fuckers are doin' jumpin' jacks now I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) +To take a stand (to take a stand) +Everybody (everybody) +Come take my hand come (come take my hand) +We'll walk this road together, through the storm +Whatever weather, cold or warm +Just letting you know that, you're not alone +Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road And I just can't keep living this way +So starting today +I'm breaking out of this cage +I'm standing up, I'mma face my demons +I'm manning up, I'mma hold my ground +I've had enough, now I'm so fed up +Time to put my life back together right now (now) It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me +Admittedly, I probably did it subliminally +For you, so I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through +And don't realize what you did, believe me you +I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger +I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of +My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers and drop dead +No more bee flingers, no more drama from now on +I promise to focus solely on handlin' my responsibilities as a father +So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof, like my daughters and raise it +You couldn't lift a single shingle on it, 'cause the way I feel +I'm strong enough to go to the club or the corner pub +And lift the whole liquor counter up 'cause I'm raising the bar +I'd shoot for the moon but I'm too busy gazin' at stars, I feel amazing and I'm not I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) +To take a stand (to take a stand) +Everybody (Everybody) +Come take my hand come (Come take my hand) +We'll walk this road together, through the storm +Whatever weather, cold or warm +Just letting you know that, you're not alone +Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road Just gonna stand there and watch me burn +But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts +Just gonna stand there and hear me cry +But that's alright, because I love the way you lie +I love the way you lie I can't tell you what it really is +I can only tell you what it feels like +And right now there's a steel knife, in my windpipe +I can't breathe, but I still fight, while I can fight +As long as the wrong feels right, it's like I'm in flight +High off of love drunk from my hate +It's like I'm huffing paint and I love it the more that I suffer +I suffocate and right before I'm about to drown +She resuscitates me, she fucking hates me, +And I love it, wait +Where you going, I'm leaving you +No you ain't, come back +We're running right back, here we go again +It's so insane 'cause when it's going good, it's going great +I'm Superman, with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane +But when it's bad, it's awful +I feel so ashamed, I snapped, who's that dude +I don't even know his name, I laid hands on her +I'll never stoop so low again, I guess I don't know my own strength Just gonna stand there and watch me burn +But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts +Just gonna stand there and hear me cry +But that's alright, because I love the way you lie +I love the way you lie +I love the way you lie You ever love somebody so much +You can barely breathe, when you're with them, you meet +And neither one of you, even know what hit 'em, +Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah them chills, used to get 'em +Now you're getting fucking sick, of looking at 'em +You swore you've never hit 'em, never do nothing to hurt 'em, +Now you're in each others face, +Spewing venom, and these words, when you spit 'em +You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em, +Throw 'em down, pin 'em, so lost in the moments, when you're in 'em +It's the rage that's the culprit, it controls you both +So they say it's best, to go your separate ways, +Guess that they don't know ya 'cause today, that was yesterday +Yesterday is over, it's a different day +Sound like broken records, playin' over, but you promised her +Next time you'll show restraint +You don't get another chance, +Life is no Nintendo game, but you lied again +Now you get to watch her leave, +Out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane Just gonna stand there and watch me burn +But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts +Just gonna stand there and hear me cry +But that's alright, because I love the way you lie +I love the way you lie +I love the way you lie Now I know we said things, did things +That we didn't mean and we fall back into the same patterns +Same routine, but your temper's just as bad, as mine is +You're the same as me, but when it comes to love, you're just as blinded +Baby please come back, it wasn't you, +Baby it was me, maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems +Maybe that's what happens When a tornado meets a volcano +All I know is I love you too much, to walk away now +Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk +Don't you hear sincerity, in my voice when I talk, +Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball +Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the dry wall +Next time, there will be no next time +I apologize even though I know it's lies +I'm tired of the games, I just want her back, I know I'm a liar +If she ever tries to fucking leave again +I'm a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire Just gonna stand there and watch me burn +But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts +Just gonna stand there and hear me cry +But that's alright, because I love the way you lie +I love the way you lie +I love the way you lie [Bruno Mars] +This one's for you and me, living out our dreams +We're all right where we should be +With my arms out wide I open my eyes +And now all I wanna see +Is a sky full of lighters +A sky full of lighters [Eminem] +By the time you hear this I will have already spiralled up +I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck my world up +If I was you, I would duck, or get struck like lightening, +Fighters keep fighting, put your lighters up, point 'em skyward uh +Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king... +This rap game's nipple is mine for the milking, +Till nobody else even fucking feels me, till' it kills me +I swear to god I'll be the fucking illest in this music +There is or there ever will be, disagree? +Feel free, but from now on I'm refusing to ever give up +The only thing I ever gave up is using. No more excuses. +Excuse me if my head is too big for this building +And pardon me if I'm a cocky prick but you cocks are slick +Poppin' shit on how you flipped ya life around, crock-of-shit +Who you dicks try to kid, flipped dick, you did the opposite +You stayed the same, cause cock backwards is still cock you pricks +I love it when I tell 'em shove it +Cause it wasn't that long ago when Marshall sat, luster lacked, flustered +Cuz he couldn't cut mustard, muster up nothing +Brain fuzzy, cause he's buzzin', woke up from that buzz +Now you wonder why he does it, how he does it +Wasn't cause he had buzzards circle around his head +Waiting for him to drop dead, was it? +Or was it, cause them bitches wrote him off +Little hussy ass fusses, 'cause fuck it, guess it doesn't matter now, does it +What difference it make? +What it take to get it through your thick skulls +As if this ain't some bullshit +People don't usually come back this way +From a place that was dark as I was in +Just to get to this place +Now let these words be like a switch blade to a haters rib cage +And let it be known from this day forward +I wanna just say thanks cause your hate is what gave me the strength +So let 'em bic's raise 'cause I came with 5'9′ but I feel like I'm 6'8″ [Bruno Mars] +This one's for you and me, living out our dreams +We're all right where we should be +With my arms out wide I open my eyes +And now all I wanna see +Is a sky full of lighters +A sky full of lighters [Royce Da 5'9"] +By the time you hear this I'll probably already be outtie +I advance like going from toting iron to going and buying 4 or 5 of the homies the iron man Audi +My daddy told me slow down, boy, you goin' to blow it +And I ain't gotta stop the beat a minute +To tell Shady I love him the same way that he did Dr Dre on the Chronic +Tell him how real he is or how high I am +Or how I would kill for him for him to know it +I cried plenty tears, my daddy got a bad back +So it's only right that I right till he can march right into that post office and tell 'em to hang it up +Now his career's Lebron's jersey in 20 years +I'll stop when I'm at the very top +You shitted on me on your way up +It's 'bout to be a scary drop +Cause what goes up must come down +You going down on something you don't wanna see like a hairy box +Every hour, happy hour now +Life is wacky now +Used to have to eat the cat to get the pussy +Now I'm just the cats meoww, ow +Classic now, always down for the catch weight like Pacquiao +Ya'll are doomed +I remember when T-Pain ain't wanna work with me +My car starts itself, parks itself and autotunes +Cause now I'm in the Aston +I went from having my city locked up +To getting treated like Kwame Kilpatrick +And now I'm fantastic +Compared to a weed high +And y'all niggas just gossipin' like bitches on a radio and TV +See me, we fly +Y'all buggin' out like Wendy Williams staring at a bee-hive +And how real is that +I remember signing my first deal and now I'm the second best I can deal with that +Now Bruno can show his ass, without the MTV awards gag [Bruno Mars] +You and I +Know what it's like +To be kicked down +Forced to fight +But tonight, we're alright +So hold up your lights +Let it shi-i-i-i-ine +Because... This one's for you and me, living out our dreams +We're all right where we should be +With my arms out wide I open my eyes +And now all I wanna see +Is a sky full of lighters +A sky full of lighters Obie Trice +Real name no gimmicks Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside, +'Round the outside, 'round the outside +Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside, +'Round the outside, 'round the outside Guess who's back, back again +Shady's back, tell a friend +Guess who's back, guess who's back? +Guess who's back, guess who's back? +Guess who's back, guess who's back? +Guess who's back? I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more +They want Shady, I'm chopped liver +Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya +A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor +Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker +Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital +By the doctor when I'm not cooperating +When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey) +You waited this long to stop debating +'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating +I know you got a job, Ms. Cheney +But your husband's heart problem is complicating +So the F-C-C won't let me be or let me be me so let me see +They tried to shut me down on M-T-V +But it feels so empty without me +So come on and dip, bum on your lips +Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits +And get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy +I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you, Debbie!" Now this looks like a job for me +So everybody just follow me +'Cause we need a little controversy +'Cause it feels so empty without me +I said, this looks like a job for me +So everybody just follow me +'Cause we need a little controversy +'Cause it feels so empty without me Little hellions kids feeling rebellious +Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis +They start feeling like prisoners helpless +'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "Bitch!" +A visionary, vision is scary, +Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves, a rebel +So let me just revel and bask +In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass +And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe +For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me +Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh +Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up +Under your skin like a splinter +The center of attention back for the winter +I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling +Infesting in your kids ears and nesting +"Testing attention please" +Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me +Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free +A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? Now this looks like a job for me +So everybody just follow me +'Cause we need a little controversy +'Cause it feels so empty without me +I said, this looks like a job for me +So everybody just follow me +'Cause we need a little controversy +'Cause it feels so empty without me A-tiskit a-taskit, +I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit +Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked +Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards +And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie +You thirty six year old bald headed fag, blow me +You don't know me, you're too old, let it go its over, +Nobody listens to techno +Now let's go, just give me the signal +I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults +I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil +Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol +But sometimes this shit just seems +Everybody only wants to discuss me +So this must mean I'm disgusting +But it's just me I'm just obscene +Though I'm not the first king of controversy +I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley +To do black music so selfishly (hey!) +And use it to get myself wealthy +Hey, there's a concept that works +Twenty million other white rappers emerged +But no matter how many fish in the sea +It will be so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me +So everybody just follow me +'Cause we need a little controversy +'Cause it feels so empty without me +I said, this looks like a job for me +So everybody just follow me +'Cause we need a little controversy +'Cause it feels so empty without me Kids! Lately I've been hard to reach +I've been too long on my own +Everybody has a private world +Where they can be alone +Are you calling me, are you trying to get through +Are you reaching out for me, and I'm reaching out for you I'm just so fuckin' depressed +I just can't seem to get out this slump +If I could just get over this hump +But I need something to pull me out this dump +I took my bruises, took my lumps +Fell down and I got right back up +But I need that spark to get psyched back up +In order for me to pick that mic back up +I don't know how or why or when +And I ended up in this position I'm in +I starting to feel distant again +So I decided just to pick this pen +Up and tried to make an attempt to vent, but I just can't admit +Or come to grips, with the fact that +I may be done with rap, I need a new outlet +I know some shits so hard to swallow +And I just can't sit back and wallow +In my own sorrow, but I know one fact +I'll be one tough act to follow +One tough act to follow, copy, one tough act to follow +Here today, gone tomorrow +But you have to walk a thousand miles In my shoes, just to see +What it'd be like, to be me +I'll be you, let's trade shoes +Just to see what I'd be like to +Feel your pain, you feel mine +Go inside each other's mind +Just to see what we find +Look at shit through each other's eyes But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh +They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so +Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh +They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor +Everything is so tense and gloom +I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room +Just as soon as I walk in +It's like all eyes on me, so I try to avoid any eye contact +Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation, like I want that +I'm not looking for extra attention +I just want to be just like you +Blend in with the rest of the room +Maybe just point me to the closest restroom +I don't need no fucking manservant +Follow me around, and wiping my ass +Laugh at every single joke I crack +And half of 'em ain't even funny like +Haha Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn +Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown +So why don't you all sit down +Listen to the tale I'm about to tell +Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes +And you don't have to walk no thousand miles In my shoes, just to see +What it'd be like, to be me +I'll be you, let's trade shoes +Just to see what I'd be like to +Feel your pain, you feel mine +Go inside each other's mind +Just to see what we find +Look at shit through each other's eyes But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh +They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so so +Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh +They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you Nobody asked for life to deal us +With these bullshit hands we're dealt +We gotta take these cards ourselves +Flip them, don't expect no help, now I could have either just +Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned +But take this situation in which I'm placed in +And get up and get my own, I was never the type of kid +To wait but I know to unpack his bags +Never sat on the porch and hoped and prayed +For a dad to show up who never did +I just wanted to fit in, every single place, every school I went +I dreamed of being that cool kid +Even if it meant acting stupid, Aunt Edna always told me +Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that +Meanwhile I'm just standing there +Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this +Till I stuck my tongue on the frozen stop sign pole at eight years old +I learned my lesson and cause I wasn't tryin to impress my friends no more +But I already told you my whole life story +Not just based on my description +Cause where you see it from where you're sitting +Is probably a hundred and ten percent different +I guess we would have to walk a mile +In each other's shoes, at least +What size you where? I wear tens +Let's see if you can fit your feet In my shoes, just to see +What it'd be like, to be me +I'll be you, let's trade shoes +Just to see what I'd be like to +Feel your pain, you feel mine +Go inside each other's mind +Just to see what we find +Look at shit through each other's eyes But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh +They can all get fucked, just stay true to you so +Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh +They can all get fucked, just stay true to you so Lately I've been hard to reach +I've been too long on my own +Everybody has a private world +Where they can be alone +Are you calling me, are you trying to get through +Are you reaching out for me, and I'm reaching out for you Yea, to my babies. Stay strong. Daddy will be home soon +And to the rest of the world, God gave you the shoes +That fit you, so put em on and wear 'em +And be yourself man, be proud of who you are +Even if it sounds corny, +Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful Yeah +I know sometimes things may not +Always make sense to you right now +But hey, +What daddy always tell you? +Straighten up little soldier +Stiffen up that upper lip +What you crying about? +You got me Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad +Well I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had +I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh +I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry +Cause you're scared, I ain't there? +Daddy's with you in your prayers +No more crying, wipe them tears +Daddy's here, no more nightmares +We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it +Laney uncles crazy, ain't he? +Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it +We're all we got in this world +When it spins, when it swirls +When it whirls, when it twirls +Two little beautiful girls +Lookin' puzzled, in a daze +I know it's confusing you +Daddy's always on the move, mama's always on the news +I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems +The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me +All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see +Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did +We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me +But things have gotten so bad between us +I don't see us ever being together ever again +Like we used to be when we were teenagers +But then of course everything always happens for a reason +I guess it was never meant to be +But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is +But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep +Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream Now hush little baby, don't you cry +Everything's gonna be alright +Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya +Daddy's here to hold ya through the night +I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why +We fear how we feel inside +It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby +But I promise momma's gon' be alright It's funny +I remember back one year when daddy had no money +Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up +And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me +Cause daddy couldn't buy 'em +I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying +Cause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job +But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom +And at the time every house that we lived in +Either kept getting broken into and robbed +Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar +Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college +Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it +And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart +And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart +Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back +On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment +And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara +And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre +And flew you and momma out to see me +But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me +Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it +And you and Laney were to young to understand it +Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit +And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it +I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand +Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud +Now I'm sitting in this empty house, just reminiscing +Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out +To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now +Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here +Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here +I like the sound of that, yeah +It's got a ring to it don't it? +Shh, momma's only gone for the moment Now hush little baby, don't you cry +Everything's gonna be alright +Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya +Daddy's here to hold ya through the night +I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why +We fear how we feel inside +It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby +But I promise momma's gon' be alright And if you ask me too Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird +I'mma give you the world +I'mma buy a diamond ring for you +I'mma sing for you +I'll do anything for you to see you smile +And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine +I'mma break that birdies neck +I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya +And make him eat every carat don't fuck with dad (ha ha) Yo, it's my life, my own words I guess Have you ever loved someone so much +You'd give an arm for +Not the expression, no +Literally give an arm for +When they know they're your heart +And you know you are their armor +And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her +But what happens when karma +Turns right around and bites you +And everything you stand for turns on you to spite you +What happens when you become the main source of her pain +"Daddy look what I made" +"Dad's gotta go catch a plane" +"Daddy where's mommy? +I can't find mommy, where is she?" +"I don't know, go play, Hailie baby, your daddy's busy +Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gon write itself" +I give you one underdog, and you gotta swing by yourself +Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her +And put hands on her mother who's the spittin' image of her +That's Slim Shady, yeah baby Slim Shady's crazy +Shady made me +But tonight, Shady's rock-a-bye baby And when I'm gone just carry on don't mourn, +Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice, just know that, +I'm lookin' down on you smilin' +And I didn't feel a thing so baby, don't feel no pain, just smile back And when I'm gone just carry on don't mourn, +Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice, just know that, +I'm lookin' down on you smilin' +And I didn't feel a thing so baby, don't feel no pain, just smile back I keep havin' this dream, +I'm pushin' Hailie on a swing, she keeps screamin', she don't want me to sing +"You're makin' mommy cry, why, why is mommy cryin'" +"Baby, daddy ain't leavin' no more, Daddy you're lyin' +You always say that, you always say this is the last time +But you ain't leavin' no more daddy, you're mine" +She's pilin' boxes in front of the door tryin' to block it +"Daddy please, daddy, don't leave, daddy, no, stop it" +Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket +It's got a picture, "This will keep you safe daddy, take it with ya" +I look up, it's just me standin' in the mirror +These fuckin' walls must be talkin', 'cause man I can hear 'em +They're sayin', "you got one more chance to do right +And it's tonight, now go out and show em that you love 'em before it's too late" +And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door +It turns to a stage, they're gone and the spotlight is on and I'm singin' And when I'm gone just carry on don't mourn, +Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice, just know that, +I'm lookin' down on you smilin' +And I didn't feel a thing so baby, don't feel no pain, just smile back And when I'm gone just carry on don't mourn, +Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice, just know that, +I'm lookin' down on you smilin' +And I didn't feel a thing so baby, don't feel no pain, just smile back Sixty thousand people all jumpin' out their seat +The curtain closes, they're throwin' roses at my feet +I take a bow, and thank you all for comin out +They're screamin' so loud, I take one last look at the crowd +I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seein' +"Daddy, its me, help mommy, her wrists are bleedin'" +But baby we're in Sweden +How did you get to Sweden? +"I followed you daddy +You told me that you weren't leavin' +You lied to me dad, and now you made mommy sad +And I bought you this coin, it says number one dad +That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin" +"I get the point, fine, me and mommy are goin'" +"But baby wait, it's too late dad, you made your choice +Now go out there and show em that you love em more than us +That's what they want +They want you, Marshall +They keep screamin' your name +It's no wonder you can't go to sleep +Just take another pill, yeah I bet you you will! +You rap about it, yeah word, kid keep it real" +I hear a applause, all this time I couldn't see +How could it be, that the curtain is closin' on me +I turn around, find a gun on the ground +Cock it, put it to my brain, scream Die Shady! And pop it +The sky darkens, my life flashes +The plane that I was supposed to be on, crashes, and burns to ashes +That's when I wake up +Alarm clock's ringing, there's birds singin' +It's spring and Hailie's outside swingin' +I walk right up to Kim and kiss her tell her I miss her +Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister almost as if to say And when I'm gone just carry on don't mourn, +Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice, just know that, +I'm lookin' down on you smilin' +And I didn't feel a thing so baby, don't feel no pain, just smile back And when I'm gone just carry on don't mourn, +Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice, just know that, +I'm lookin' down on you smilin' +And I didn't feel a thing so baby, don't feel no pain, just smile back I'm about to lose my mind +You've been gone for so long, I'm runnin' outta time +I need a doctor, call me a doctor +I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life I told the world one day I would pay it back +Say it on tape, and lay it, record it so that one day I could play it back +But I don't even know if I believe it when I'm sayin' that +Doubts startin' to creep in, everyday it's just so grey and black +Hope, I just need a ray of that, cause no one sees my vision +When I play it for 'em, they just say it's wack, they don't know what dope is +And I don't know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this +All I know is you came to me when I was at my lowest +You picked me up, breathed new life in me, I owe my life to you +But for the life of me, I don't see why you don't see like I do +But it just dawned on me you lost a son, demons fighting you, it's dark +Let me turn on the lights and brighten me and enlighten you +I don't think you realise what you mean to me, not the slightest clue +Cause me and you were like a crew, I was like your sidekick +You gon either wanna fight me when I get off this fuckin' mic +Or you gon' hug me, but I'm outta options, there's nothin' else I can do cause I'm about to lose my mind +You've been gone for so long, I'm runnin' outta time +I need a doctor, call me a doctor +I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life It hurts when I see you struggle, you come to me with ideas +You say they're just pieces, so I'm puzzled, cause the shit I hear is crazy +But you're either gettin' lazy or you don't believe in you no more +Seems like your own opinions, not one you can form +Can't make a decision you keep questionin' yourself +Second guessin' and it's almost like your beggin' for my help +Like I'm your leader, you're supposed to fuckin' be my mentor +I can endure no more I demand you remember who you are +It was YOU, who believed in me when everyone was tellin' +You don't sign me, everyone at the fuckin' label, let's tell the truth +You risked your career for me, I know it as well as you +Nobody wanted to fuck with the white boy, Dre, I'm cryin' in this booth +You saved my life, now maybe it's my turn to save yours +But I can never repay you, what you did for me is way more +But I ain't givin' up faith and you ain't givin' up on me +Get up Dre I'm dyin', I need you, come back for fuck's sake I'm about to lose my mind +You've been gone for so long, I'm runnin' outta time +I need a doctor, call me a doctor +I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life +bring me back to life, bring me back to life, +I need (a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life) It literally feels like a lifetime ago +But I still remember the shit like it was just yesterday, though +You walked in, yellow jump suit, whole room, cracked jokes +Once you got inside the booth, told you, mic smoke +Went through friends, some of them I put on, but they just left +They said they was ridin' to the death, but where the fuck are they now? +Now that I need them, I don't see none of them +All I see is Slim, fuck all you fair-weather friends, all I need is him +Fuckin' backstabbers, when the chips were down you just laughed at us +Now you bout to feel the fuckin' wrath of Aftermath, faggots +You gon' see us in our lab jackets and ask us where the fuck we been? +You can kiss my indecisive ass crack, maggots +And the crackers' ass, little crack a jack beat +Makin' wack math, backwards producers, I'm back bastards +One more CD and then I'm packin' up my bags and as I'm leavin' +I'll guarantee they scream, "Dre, don't leave us like that man!" cause I'm about to lose my mind +You've been gone for so long, I'm runnin' outta time +I need a doctor, call me a doctor +I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life May I have your attention please? +May I have your attention please? +Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? +I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? +We're going to have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before +Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door +Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced +Throwing her over furniture +It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, +He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" +And Dr Dre said +Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) +Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him +Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what +Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though" +Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose +But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms +Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't, +But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose +My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips +And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss +And that's the message that we deliver to little kids +And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is. +Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade, +They got the discovery channel don't they? +We ain't nothing but mammals, +Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes. +But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes +Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope +But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. +Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady +All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating +So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, +Please stand up, +Please stand up +'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady +All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating +So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, +Please stand up, +Please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records +Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. +You think I give a damn about a Grammy? +Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. +"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?" +Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? +So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. +Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs +So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst +And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. +Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V +"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he" +I should download her audio on mp3 +And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. +I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me +So I've been sent here to destroy you +And there's a million of us just like me +Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me +Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing, +But not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady +All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating +So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, +Please stand up, +Please stand up +'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady +All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating +So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, +Please stand up, +Please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to +'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends +Inside your living room +The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all +And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all +I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip) +I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there +Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny +'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty +I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting. +Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens +And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working +And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King +Spitten on your onion rings +Or in the parking lot circling, +Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up +So will the real Shady, please stand up +And put one of those fingers on each hand up +And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control +And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady +All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating +So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, +Please stand up, +Please stand up +'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady +All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating +So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, +Please stand up, +Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady +All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating +So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, +Please stand up, +Please stand up +'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady +All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating +So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up, +Please stand up, +Please stand up Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us, +Fuck it, +Let's all stand up My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I +Got out of bed at all +The morning rain clouds up my window +And I can't see at all +And even if I could it'll all be gray +Put your picture on my wall +It reminds me, that it's not so bad +It's not so bad My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I +Got out of bed at all +The morning rain clouds up my window +And I can't see at all +And even if I could it'll all be gray +Put your picture on my wall +It reminds me, that it's not so bad +It's not so bad Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin' +I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom +I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em +There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' +Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em +But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? +My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father +If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? +I'm a name her Bonnie +I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry +I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him +I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan +I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam +I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man +I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat +Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, +Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan +This is Stan My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I +Got out of bed at all +The morning rain clouds up my window +And I can't see at all +And even if I could it'll all be gray +Put your picture on my wall +It reminds me, that it's not so bad +It's not so bad Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance +I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans +If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert +You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew +That's my little brother man, he's only six years old +We waited in the blistering cold for you, +For four hours and you just said, "No." +That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol +He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do +I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to +Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back +See I'm just like you in a way +I never knew my father neither +He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her +I can relate to what you're saying in your songs +So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on +'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed +I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest +Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds +It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me +See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it +My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 +But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does +She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man +I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose +Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together too My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I +Got out of bed at all +The morning rain clouds up my window +And I can't see at all +And even if I could it'll all be gray +Put your picture on my wall +It reminds me, that it's not so bad +It's not so bad Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans" +This will be the last package I ever send your ass +It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? +I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect +So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it +I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway +Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka +You dare me to drive? +You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" +About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning +But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? +That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning +Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy +And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call +I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall +I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it +You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it +And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it +I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me +See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! +Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk +But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you +'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too +Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now +Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out? My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I +Got out of bed at all +The morning rain clouds up my window +And I can't see at all +And even if I could it'll all be gray +Put your picture on my wall +It reminds me, that it's not so bad +It's not so bad Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy +You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? +Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that +And here's an autograph for your brother +I wrote it on the Starter cap +I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you +Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you +But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? +I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? +You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling +To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some +And what's this shit about us meant to be together? +That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other +I really think you and your girlfriend need each other +Or maybe you just need to treat her better +I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time +Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine +If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan +Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan +I just don't want you to do some crazy shit +I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick +Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge +And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid +And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to +Come to think about, his name was, it was you +Damn! Where's my snare? +I have no snare on my headphones +There you go +Yeah, yo, yo Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? +I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against +Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times +Sick as the mind of the motherfuckin' kid that's behind All this commotion emotions run deep as oceans explodin' +Tempers flarin' from parents just blow 'em off and keep goin' +Not takin' nothin' from no one give 'em hell long as I'm breathin' +Keep kickin' ass in the mornin' and takin' names in the evenin' Leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth +See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out +Look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now, ain't you momma? +I'ma make you look so ridiculous now I'm sorry momma +I never meant to hurt you +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleanin' out my closet, one more time I said, I'm sorry momma +I never meant to hurt you +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleanin' out my closet Ha, I got some skeletons in my closet +And I don't know if no one knows it +So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it +I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to '73 +Before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin' CD I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months +My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch +'Cause, he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye? +No I don't on second thought I just fuckin' wished he would die I look at Hailie and I couldn't picture leavin' her side +Even if I hated Kim, I'd grit my teeth and I'd try +To make it work with her at least for Hailie's sake +I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human +But I'm man enough to face them today What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb +But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets outta that gun +'Cause, I'da killed him; shit I woulda shot Kim and him, both +It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to 'The Eminem Show' I'm sorry momma +I never meant to hurt you +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleanin' out my closet, one more time I said, I'm sorry momma +I never meant to hurt you +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleanin' out my closet Now, I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition +Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin' +But put yourself in my position, just try to envision +Witnessin' your momma poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen Bitchin' that someone's always goin' throuh her purse and shit's missin' +Goin' through public housin' systems, victim of Munchausen's Syndrome +My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't +Till I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach Doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me Ma? +So you could try to justify the way you treated me Ma? +But guess what? You're gettin' older now and it's cold when your lonely +And Nathan's growin' up so quick he's gonna know that you're phony And Hailie's gettin' so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful +But you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral +See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong +Bitch do your song, keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get +You selfish bitch, I hope you fuckin' burn in hell for this shit +Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me? +Well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be I'm sorry momma +I never meant to hurt you +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleanin' out my closet, one more time I said, I'm sorry momma +I never meant to hurt you +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleanin' out my closet Love, love +Love, love, +Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more +Young Money yeah uh Ah, throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower +But it's "fuck the world", get a child out her +Yeah, my life a bitch, but you know nothing about her +Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers +I'm rolling sweets, I'm smoking sour +Married to the game but she broke her vows +That's why my bars are full of broken bottles +And my night stands are full of open Bibles uh +I think about more than I forget +But I don't go around fire expecting not to sweat +And these niggas know I lay them down, make them beg +Bitches try to kick me while I'm down, I'll break your leg +Money outweighing problems on a triple beam +I'm sticking to the script, you niggas skipping scenes, uh +Be good or be good at it +Fucking right I've got my gun, semi-Cartermatic +Yeah, put a dick in their mouth, so I guess it's fuck what they say +I'm high as a bitch up, up and away, man, I come down in a couple of days +OK, you want me up in a cage, then I'll come out in beast mode +I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-code +It's Weezy motherfucker, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode +All about my dough but I don't even check the peephole +So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down +No love lost, +No love found It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now (Yeah) +You kicked me when I was down, but what you say, just (Don't hurt me) +That's right (It don't hurt me) I don need you (No more) +Don't wanna see you (No more) +Ha bitch you get (No love) You showed me nothing but hate +You ran me into the ground, but what comes around goes around (Yeah) +(And you don't hurt me) +That's right (You don't hurt me) and I don't need you (No more) +Don't want to see you, (No more) +Ha bitch you get no love +No love +No love +No love, ha +Bitch you get no love +No love +No love, and I don't need you (No more) +Get 'em I'm alive again +More alive than I have been in my whole entire life I can +See these people's ears perk up as I begin to spaz with the pen, +I'm a little bit sicker than most, +Shit's gonna get thick again, they say the +Competition is stiff, but I get a hard dick from this shit, now stick it in +I ain't never giving in again +Caution to the wind, complete freedom, +Look at these rappers, how I treat them so why the fuck would I join 'em when I beat 'em yeah +They call me a freak 'cause I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat them +Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage, where the fuck is Kanye when you need him? +Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute, +Yeah that rap was tight, but I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time +So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um +Scribble out them rhymes you were gonna spit and start over from scratch and write new ones +But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference +When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight +It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump in the place +All the way to the parking lot, fellow +Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd +You can see the sparks from hot metal +Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game I so started +To rock fellow, when I'm not even in my harshest +You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not mellow +'Til I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop, I'm standing on my Monopoly board +That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop, 'til my hip don't hop anymore +When you're so good that you can't say it 'cause it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore +People just get sick 'cause you spit, these fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore +And you can never break my stride, +You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow +You'll never take my pride, killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent is getting no +Mercy, mark my words, ain't letting up, relentless I smell blood, +I don't give a fuck, keep giving them hell +Where was you when I fell and needed help up? You get no love It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now (Oh) +You kicked me when I was down, but what you say, just (Don't hurt me) +Yeah that's right (It don't hurt me) And I don need you (No more) +Don't wanna see you (No more) +Ha bitch you get (No love) You showed me nothing but hate (Yeah) +You ran me into the ground, but what comes around goes around +(And you don't hurt me) That's right (You don't hurt me) and I don't need you (No more) +Don't want to see you, (No more) +Ha bitch you get no love +No love +No love +No love, ha +Bitch you get no love +No love +No love, and I don't need you (No more) +Ha, bitch you get no (Love) 'Cause sometimes you just feel tired, you feel weak +And when you feel weak you feel like you want to just give up But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength +And just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up +And not be a quitter, no matter how bad you want to just fall flat on your face and collapse 'Til I collapse I'm spilling these raps long as you feel 'em +'Til the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killing 'em +'Cause when I am not then I'm a stop pinning them +And I am not hip-hop and I'm just not Eminem +Subliminal thoughts when I'm stop sending them +Women are caught in webs spin and hock venom +Adrenaline shots of penicillin could not get the illin' to stop +Amoxicillin is just not real enough +The criminal cop killing hip-hop filling a +Minimal swap to cop millions of Pac listeners +You're coming with me, feel it or not +You're gonna fear it like I showed you the spirit of god lives in us +You hear it a lot, lyrics that shock, is it a miracle +Or am I just a product of pop fizzing up +For shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up +You Bizzles forgot Slizzle does not give a fuck 'Til the roof comes off, till the lights go out +'Til my legs give out, can't shut my mouth. +'Til the smoke clears out and my high perhaps +I'm a rip this shit till my bone collapse. 'Til the roof comes off, till the lights go out +'Til my legs give out, can't shut my mouth. +'Til the smoke clears out and my high perhaps +I'm a rip this shit till my bone collapse. Music is like magic there's a certain feeling you get +When you're real and you spit and people are feeling your shit +This is your moment and every single minute you spittin' +Trying to hold onto it 'cause you may never get it again +So while you're in it try to get as much shit as you can +And when your run is over just admit when it's at its end +'Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half the shit that gets in +I got a list, here's the order of my list that it's in; +It goes, Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie +Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me +But in this industry I'm the cause of a lot of envy +So when I'm not put on this list the shit does not offend me +That's why you see me walk around like nothing's bothering me +Even though half you people got a fuckin' problem with me +You hate it but you know respect you've got to give me +The press's wet dream like Bobby and Whitney, Nate hit me 'Til the roof comes off, till the lights go out +'Til my legs give out, can't shut my mouth. +'Til the smoke clears out and my high perhaps +I'm a rip this shit till my bone collapse. 'Til the roof comes off, till the lights go out +'Til my legs give out, can't shut my mouth. +'Til the smoke clears out and my high perhaps +I'm a rip this shit till my bone collapse. Soon as a verse starts I eat at an MC's heart +What is he thinking? Enough to not go against me, smart +And its absurd how people hang on every word +I'll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve +But I'll never be served my spot is forever reserved +If I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first +'Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse +That's why I'm clever when I put together every verse +My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I'm an addict +I rap like I'm addicted to smack like I'm Kim Mathers +But I don't want to go forth and back in constant battles +The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers' +So this is like a full blown attack I'm launching at 'em +The track is on some battling raps who want some static +'Cause I don't really think that the fact that I'm Slim matters +A plaque of platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest 'Til the roof comes off, till the lights go out +'Til my legs give out, can't shut my mouth. +'Til the smoke clears out and my high perhaps +I'm a rip this shit till my bone collapse. 'Til the roof comes off, till the lights go out +'Til my legs give out, can't shut my mouth. +'Til the smoke clears out and my high perhaps +I'm a rip this shit till my bone collapse. Until the roof (Until the roof) +The roof comes off (The roof comes off) +Until my legs (Until my legs) +Give out from underneath me (Underneath me, I) I will not fall +I will stand tall +Feels like no one can beat me Now everybody from the 313 put your motha fuckin' hands up and follow me +Now everybody from the 313 put your motha fuckin' hands up +Look look Now while he stands tough +Notice that this man did not have his hands up +The Free World's got you gassed up +Now who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf 1, 2, 3 and to the 4 +1 pac 2 pac 3 pac 4 +4 pac 3 pac 2 pac 1 +You're pac he's pac You're pac none This guy ain't no motha fuckin MC +I know everything he's got to say against me +I am white I am a fuckin' bum +I do live in a trailer with my mom +My boy future is an Uncle Tom +I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob +Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun +I did get jumped by all six of you chumps +And Wink did fuck my girl +I'm still standing here screamin' fuck the Free World Don't ever try to judge me dude +You don't know what the fuck I've been through +But I know something about you +You went to Cranbrook +Thats a private school +What's the matter dog? +You embarrassed? +This guy's a gangster? +His real names' Clarence +And Clarence lives at home with both parents +And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage This guy dont wanna battle hes shook +'Cause there ain't no such thing as halfway crooks +He's scared to death +He's scared to look at his fuckin year book +Fuck Cranbrooke Fuck a beat I'll go a capella +Fuck a Papa Doc +Fuck a clock +Fuck a trailer +Fuck everybody +Fuck ya'll if you doubt me +I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash I say it proudly +And fuck this battle I don't wanna win, I'm outtie +Here, tell these people somethin' they don't know about me Mm +You high baby? +Yeah +Yeah? +Ha ha ha +Talk to me +You want me to tell you somethin' +Uh huh +I know what you wanna hear 'Cause I know you want me baby +I think I want you too +I think I love you baby +I think I love you too +I'm here to save you girl +Come be in Shady's world +I wanna grow together +Let's let our love unfurl +You know you want me baby +You know I want you too +They call me Superman +I'm here to rescue you +I wanna save you girl +Come be in Shady's world Oh boy you drive me crazy Bitch you make me hurl They call me Superman +Leap tall hoes in a single bound +I'm single now +Got no ring on this finger now I'll never let another chick bring me down +In a relationship, save it bitch, babysit? You make me sick +Superman ain't savin' shit, girl you can jump on Shady's dick +Straight from the hip, cut to the chase +I'll tell the motherfucking slut to her face +Play new games, say new names, ever since I broke up with what's her face +I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask? +Kiss my dick, hit my cash, I'd rather have you whip my ass +Don't put out? I'll put you out +Won't get out? I'll push you out +Puss blew out, poppin' shit +Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out +Am I too nice? Buy you ice +Bitch if you died, wouldn't buy you life +What you tryin' to be, my new wife? +What you Mariah? Fly through twice +But I do know one thing though +Bitches they come, they go +Saturday through Sunday Monday +Monday through Sunday yo +Maybe I'll love you one day +Maybe we'll someday grow +'Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway hoe 'Cause I can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +I can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Your superman, your superman Don't get me wrong +I love these hoes +It's no secret +Everybody knows +Yeah we fucked +Bitch so what? +That's about as far as your buddy goes +We'll be friends +I'll call you again, +I'll chase you around every bar you attend +Never know what kind of car I'll be in +We'll see how much you'll be partying then +You don't want that +Neither do I +I don't wanna flip when I see you with guys +Too much pride +Between you and I +Not a jealous man, but females lie +But I guess that's just what sluts do +How could it ever be just us two? +Never loved you enough to trust you +We just met and I just fucked you +But I do know one thing though +Bitches they come they go +Saturday through Sunday Monday +Monday through Sunday yo +Maybe I'll love you one day +Maybe we'll someday grow +'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway hoe +I know you want me baby +I think I want you too +I think I love you baby I think I love you too +I'm here to save you girl +Come be in Shady's world +I wanna grow together +Lets let our love unfurl +You know you want me baby +You know I want you too +They call me Superman +I'm here to rescue you +I wanna save you girl +Come be in Shady's world Oh boy you drive me crazy +Bitch you make me hurl +First thing you said +I'm not phased, +I hang around big stars all day, +I don't see what the big deal is anyway, +You're just plain ol' Marshall to me +Ooh yeah girl run that game +Hailie Jade I love that name, +Love that tattoo, what's that say? +Rot in pieces' aw that's great +First off you don't know Marshall +At all so don't grow partial +That's ammo for my arsenal +I'll slap you off that bar stool +There goes another lawsuit +Leave hand prints all across you +Good lordy-wody you must be gone off that water bottle +You want what you can't have +Ooh girl that's too damn bad +Don't touch what you can't grab +End up with two back hands +Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can't stand +Girl you just blew your chance +Don't mean to ruin your plans +But I do know one thing though +Bitches they come they go +Saturday through Sunday Monday +Monday through Sunday yo +Maybe I'll love you one day +Maybe we'll someday grow +'Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway hoe I know you want me baby +I think I want you too +I think I love you baby +I think I love you too +I'm here to save you girl +Come be in Shady's world +I wanna grow together +Let's let our love unfurl +You know you want me baby +You know I want you too +They call me Superman +I'm here to rescue you +I wanna save you girl +Come be in Shady's world +Oh boy you drive me crazy +Bitch you make me hurl 'Cause I can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +I can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Your superman, your superman 'Cause I can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +I can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Can't be your superman +Your superman, your superman We touch I feel a rush +We clutch +It isn't much but its enough to make me wonder what's in store for us +It's lust its torturous, +You must be a sorceress 'cause you just did the impossible +Gained my trust don't play games it'll be dangerous, if you fuck me over +'Cause if I get burnt I'ma show you what it's like to hurt +'Cause I've been treated like dirt before you and love is "evol" +Spell it backwards I'll show ya Nobody knows me I'm cold, walk down this road all alone +It's no ones fault but my own, it's the path I've chosen to go +Frozen as snow I show no emotion whatsoever so +Don't ask me why I have no love for these mofuckin' hos +Bloodsucking succubuses, what the fuck is up with this, +I've tried in this department but +I ain't had no luck with this, +It sucks but it's exactly what I thought it would be like tryin' to start over +I gotta hole in my heart for some kind of emotional rollercoaster +Something I wont go until you toy with my emotion so it's over +It's like an explosion every time I hold ya, I wasn't jokin' when I told ya +You take my breathe away +Your a supernova, and I'm a I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart's the moon +And I'm aiming right at you +Right at you +Two hundred fifty thousand miles on a clear night in June +And I'm aiming right at you +Right at you +Right at you I'll do whatever it takes, when I'm with you I get the shakes +My body aches when I ain't +With you I have zero strength +There's no limit on how far I would go +No boundaries no lengths +Why do we say that until we get that person that we think is +Gonna be that one and then once we get 'em it's never the same +You want them when they don't want you, soon as they do, feelings change +It's not a contest and I ain't on no conquest for no mate +I wasn't looking when I stumbled onto you, must've been fate +But so much is at stake what the fuck does it take, +Let's cut to the chase, 'fore a door shuts in your face +Promise me if I cave in and break and leave myself open, that I wont be makin' a mistake ('Cause I'm a) I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart's the moon +And I'm aiming right at you +Right at you +Two hundred fifty thousand miles on a clear night in June +And I'm aiming right at you +Right at you +Right at you So after a year and six months, no longer me that you want +But I love you so much it hurts, +Never mistreated you once +I poured my heart out to you, +Let down my guards swear to God +I'll blow my brains in your lap, lay here and die in your arms +Drop to my knees and I'm pleadin' I'm tryin' to stop you from leavin' +You won't even listen so fuck it, I'm tryin' to stop you from breathin' +I put both hands on your throat +I sit on top of you squeezin' til I snap ya neck like a popsicle stick +Ain't no possible reason , I could think of to let you walk up out this house and let you live +Tears stream down both of my cheeks +Then I let you just go and just give +Before I put that gun to my temple, I told you this And I would've done anything for you +To show you how much I adored you +But it's over now, It's too late to save our love +Just promise me you'll think of me +Every time you look up in the sky and see a star 'cause I'm a I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart's the moon +And I'm aiming right at you +Right at you +Two hundred fifty thousand miles on a clear night in June +And I'm so lost without you +Without you +Without you Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (what?) +My name is +Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?) +Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is) +Slim Shady +Can I get the attention of the class (huh my name is, what my name is) +For one second My name is (My name is Slim Shady) Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) +Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) +Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) +Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) +My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight +But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh) +And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a base-head!" Uh-uh! +"So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" +Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else +'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt +Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off +And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross +I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch +Who sat down too fast +C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) +I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (what?) +My name is +Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (what?) +My name is +Slim Shady My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High +Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty five +I smacked him in his face with an eraser, +Chased him with a stapler +Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Ow!) +Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up +Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup +Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship +While they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!" +Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to +I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) +I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper +Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) +You know you blew up when the women rush your stands +Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh!) +This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) +So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!" Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) +Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate! +I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!) +I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive +(Huh yup!) Am I comin' or goin'? +I can barely decide +I just drank a fifth of vodka, +Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) all my life I was very deprived +I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide +(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk +I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) +When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits +How you gonna breast feed me Mom? You ain't got not tits! +I lay awake and strap myself in the bed +Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang!) +I'm steamin' mad (Argh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) +Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (what?) +My name is +Slim Shady Hi! My name is (who?) +My name is (huh?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady The way you shake it, I can't believe it +I ain't never seen an ass like that +The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go +Doing, doing, doing +I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true +I ain't never seen a ass like that +The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go +Doing doing doing The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer +She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams +I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'mma answer +Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing +What do you mean, 'freeze'? Please, I'm a human being! +I have needs! I'm NOT done, not 'til I'm finished peeing +I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing +Mr. Officer! I'm already on my knees +I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me +And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee +Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B;, I sing song +It go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching +Psych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed! +If I offend, I'm sorry! Please, please, forgive! +For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet +I can get away anything I say and you will love it! The way you shake it, I can't believe it +I ain't never seen an - ass like that +The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go +Doing doing doing +Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting +Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that +Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes +Doing doing doing Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome +Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums +I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn +Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing +What do you mean, 'freeze'? Geez, I just got my seat! +I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped! +Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please +I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene +I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene +And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG +Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney +I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free +Free, yes free, right back on the streets +What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? +I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man +And I can say that and you'll laugh +Cause there's a puppet on my hand The way you shake it, I can't believe it +I ain't never seen an - ass like that +The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go +Doing, doing, doing +Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so +I ain't never seen her butt like that +Maybe next year, I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go +Doing, doing, doing The way she moves, she dances like a go-go +In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo +I need a new boyfriend!" Hi, my name is JoJo +Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing +What do you mean, 'freeze'? My computers will be seized +And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies +Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this +Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this +Nobody is safe from me! No, not even me +I don't even know if I can say the word 'pee-pee' +Pee, on the radio but I think I did +Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit! +Psych! I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed +I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick! +Get to the chopper, everybody get out +I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn! The way you shake it, I can't believe it +I ain't never seen an - ass like that +The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go +Doing, doing, doing +So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please +I ain't never seen a - ass like that +Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go +Doing, doing, doing The fuck is wrong with you? +Ha! Ah ah ah ahhh (Oh god damn)(Ooh) +I'm gonna fackin cum (Oh shit)(oh yeah) +Fack fack faack, (Fuck I am) (Ooh) +I am, I'm going to cum +I'm cumming (oh yeah) I never seen no shit like this, +This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist +Condom on my dick of course it is, +This bitch don't know what abortion is +So I can't cum in her, fucks like a porn star, looks like Jenna, +Fack I'm gonna, +Cum I think my rubbers comin' off, +But oh its so fuckin' wet and soft, +Fuck, I'm gonna start lettin' off +I'm squirting and she's not gettin' off, +And she's on top, I'm gonna fackin', oh god, +Oh don't do that, don't, stop +Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop! +Ow wait a minute, ow ow fuck I, I'm gonna fuckin' cam! Ah ah ah ahhh (Oh god damn)(Ooh) +I'm gonna fackin cum (Oh shit)(oh yeah) +Fack fack faack, (Fuck I am) (Ooh) +I am, I'm going to cum +I'm cumming (oh yeah) Oh wow, boo that pow, ooh ow I need a cigarette now! +Oh I'm so fucking hot, and you're so fucking hot, +Oh my god, I wanna fackin' fack +No not fuck, I said fack , +F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K, fack, fack fack fackin' freak me! +Oh yeah girl see baby they call me Mr freaky, +Let's call your sister 3-way, have some threesome, me so horny +And you're such a fuckin' babe I wanna go down on you, fuck you shave! +Ohh god damn, here I go again, I'm gonna cum I am! Ah ah ah ahhh (Oh god damn)(Ooh) +I'm gonna fackin cum (Oh shit)(oh yeah) +Fack fack faack, (Fuck I am) (Ooh) +I am, I'm going to cum +I'm cumming (oh yeah) OK I'm done, I already came twice, +You ain't gonna make me cam, +I'm all outta gas, not so fast! uh your finger just went in my ass! +Ow that hurts! take it out now +Oh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in +This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men +I like boobs, boobs, boobs, now see that gerbil, grab that tube, +Shove it up my butt, +Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh, +Yeah, right there, right there, +Ah I'm coming ah yeah, +Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now, +Oh fuck yeah, wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there, +Ow fuck I think it's stuck +Oh but it feels so fackin' good! Ah ah ah ahhh (Oh god damn)(Ooh) +I'm gonna fackin cum (Oh shit)(oh yeah) +Fack fack faack, (Fuck I am) (Ooh) +I am, I'm going to cum +I'm cumming (oh yeah) Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube +Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube +Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube +Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube +Ew ew ew ew Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity +To seize everything you ever wanted +One moment +Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo +His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy +There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti +He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready +To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' +What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud +He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out +He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now +The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! +Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity +Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked +He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No +He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes +It don't matter, +He's dope, he knows that, but he's broke +He's so stacked that he knows +When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's +Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody +He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime +You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better The souls escaping, through this hole that it's gaping +This world is mine for the taking +Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order +A normal life is boring, but super stardom's close to post-mortem +It only grows harder, only grows hotter +He blows us all over, these hoes is all on him +Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter +Lonely roads, God only knows +He's grown farther from home, he's no father +He goes home and barely knows his own daughter +But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water +His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product +They moved on to the next schmo who flows +He nose dove and sold nada +So the soap opera is told and unfolds +I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on +Da da dumb da dumb da da You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime +You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better No more games, I'm a change what you call rage +Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged +I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed +I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage +But I kept rhymin' and stepwritin' the next cipher +Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper +All the pain inside amplified by the fact +That I can't get by with my nine to five +And I can't provide the right type of life for my family +'Cause man, these God damn food stamps don't buy diapers +And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life +And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder +Tryin' to feed and water my seed, plus +See dishonor caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna +Baby mama drama screamin' on and Too much for me to want to Stay in one spot, +another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail +I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot +Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failures not +Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go +I cannot grow old in Salem's lot +So here I go is my shot. +Feet fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime +You better lose yourself in the music, the moment +You own it, you better never let it go +You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow +This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You can do anything you set your mind to, man Whatever +Dre just let it run +Ey yo turn the beat up a little bit +Ey yo this song is for anyone +Fuck it just shut up and listen Ey yo +I sit back, with this pack, of zigzags +And this bag, of this weed +It gives me, the shit needed to be, the most meanest MC on this +On this earth 'cause since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse +And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works +And it sells and it helps in its self to relieve +All this tension dispensing me, sentence is getting it +The stress has been eating me, recently +Off of this chest and I rest to get peacefully +But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone +When you freaks see me out in the streets +When I'm eating or feeding my daughter to not come and speak to me +I don't know you and no I don't owe you a motherfuckin' thing +I'm not Mr.'N Sync and I'm not what your friends think +I'm not Mr.Friendly, I can be a prick, if you tempt me my tank is on empty +No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm lifting you ten feet +In the air, I don't care who was there and who saw me just jaw you +Go call you a lawyer +File you a lawsuit, I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe +I'm tired of all you +I don't mean to be mean but it's all I can be, it's just me And I am, whatever you say I am +If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? +In the papers, the news, everyday I am +Radio won't even play my jam +'Cause I am, whatever you say I am +If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? +In the papers, the news, everyday I am +I don't know it's just the way I am Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered +With all of this nonsense it's constant, and "oh it's his lyrical content!" +The song "Guilty Conscience" has gotten such rotten responses +And all of this controversy circles me and it seems +Like the media immediately points a finger at me +So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or the pinky +Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up when you don't give a fuck +When you won't just put up with the bullshit they pull +'Cause they full of shit too +When a dude's gettin' bullied and shoots up his school +And they blame it on Marilyn +And the heroin, where were the parents at? +And look at where it's at +Middle America, now it's a tragedy, now it's so sad to see +An upper class city having this happening +Then attack Eminem 'cause I rap this way +But I'm glad 'cause they feed me the fuel +That I need for the fire to burn and it's burnin' and I have returned And I am, whatever you say I am +If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? +In the papers, the news, everyday I am +Radio won't even play my jam +'Cause I am, whatever you say I am +If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? +In the papers, the news, everyday I am +I don't know it's just the way I am I'm so sick and tired of being admired +That I wish that I would just die or get fired +And drop from my label and stop with the fables +I'm not gonna be able to top on "My name is" +And pigeon holdin' to some poppy sensations +They cop me rotation at rock 'n' roll stations +And I just do not got the patience +To deal with these cocky Caucasians +Who think I'm some wigga who just tries to be black +'Cause I talk with an accent and grab on my balls +So they always keep asking the same fucking questions +What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in, the why, the who, what +When and where and the how, 'til I'm grabbing my hair and I'm tearing it out +You've been driving me crazy +I can't take it, I'm racing, I'm pacing, I stand and I sit +And I'm thankful for every fan that I get, but I can't take a shit +In the bathroom without someone standing by it +No I won't sign your autograph, you can call me an asshole, I'm glad 'Cause I am, whatever you say I am +If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? +In the papers, the news, everyday I am +Radio won't even play my jam +'Cause I am, whatever you say I am +If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? +In the papers, the news, everyday I am +I don't know it's just the way I am Shady, aftermath +There she goes shaking that ass on the floor +Bumpin' and grindin' that pole +The way she's grindin' that pole, I think I'm losing control Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fucked up +Hit the strip club don't forget once get your dick rubbed +Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted +Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink +Hit the bathroom sink, throw up +Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine +Knowin' still got a few chunks on your shoestring +Knowin' I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated +I was revibed as soon as this bitch is gyrated +And hips and licked them lips and that was it +I had to get Nate Dogg and his sing some shit Two to the one from the one to the three +I like good pussy and I like good trees +Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe +And I get more ass than a toilet seat +Three to the one from the one to the three +I met a bad bitch last night in the D +Let me tell you how I made her leave with me +Conversation and Hennessey +I've been to the muthafuckin' mountain top +Heard muthafuckers talk, seen and dropped +If I ain't got a weapon I'm a pick up a rock +And when I bust yo ass I'm a continue to rock +Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet +It's real easy just follow the beat +Don't let that fine girl pass you by +Look real close cause strobe lights lie We 'bout to have a party (turn the music up) +Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt) +I'm lookin' for a girl with a body and a sexy strut +Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up +Some girls they act retarded +Some girls are bout it bout it +I'm lookin' for a girl that will do whatever the fuck +I say everyday she be givin' it up Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me +Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me +Oh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me +Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist +Open your mouth for about four or five minutes +Take a little bit of this fluoride with it +Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish +Yeah me and Nate d-o double g +Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's +Pop a little champagne and a couple E's +Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party We 'bout to have a party (turn the music up) +Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt) +I'm lookin' for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck +Apple Bottom jeans and a big ol' slut +Some girls they act retarded +Some girls are bout it 'bout it +I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on +Knows that she can say no but she won't say no +Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be +Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine? +I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine Now I hope you don't get mad at me +But I told Nate you was a freak +He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind +I told him that you like it from behind Now, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me +C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me +Oh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me +C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me +We bout' to have a party (turn the music up) +Let's get it started (go ahead shake that butt) +I'm lookin' for a girl with a body and a sexy strut +Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up +Some girls they act retarded +Some girls are bout it bout it +I'm lookin' for a girl that will do whatever the fuck +I say everyday she be givin' it up There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor +Bumpin' and grindin' that pole +The way she's grindin' that pole +I think I'm losing control God, come one, +I ain't leavin' without you bitch +You're coming home with me +And my boy, +And his boy, +And his boy, +And his girl Ha ha, Nate Dogg My mom loves Valium and lots of drugs +That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her +Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs +That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom My mom, my mom, +I know you're probably tired of hearing 'bout my mom +Oho whoa-ho, +But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty +And how I became hooked on val-i-um. +Valium was in everything, food that I ate +The water that I drank +Fucking peas in my plate +She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak +So everyday I have at least three stomach aches +Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her +Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever +My teacher didn't think I was going to be nothing either +What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for? +Misses Mathers your son has been huffin' ether +Either that or the mother fucker's been puffin' reefer +But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either +It was neither, +I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought +Pee in a tea-cup? Bitch you ain't my keeper +I'm sleepin' +What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for? +Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone +I ain't playin' go find you a white crayon +And color a fuckin' zebra My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs +That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her +Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs +That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner +You ate it yesterday I ain't hear no complaints did I? +Now here's a plate full of painkillers +Now just wait til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes +Ya little mother fucker, +I'll make ya sit there +And make that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it +You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it +Put ya face in it before I throw you in the basement again +And I ain't givin' in you're gonna +Just sit there in one fuckin' place spinnin' in +Until next Thanksgiving' +And if you still ain't finished it I'll use the same shit again +Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit +You little shit you want to sit there and play innocent +A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it +Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit +And so what if he did? it's none of your dang business kid. My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom +I know I should let bygones be bygones +But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on +My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs +That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her +Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs +That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom My mom loved Valium now all I am is a party-animal +I am what I am but I'm strong to be finished with me Valium spinach +But my buzz only lasts about two minutes +But I don't want to swallow it without chewing it +I can't even write a rhyme without doin' it +My Valium, my Valium +Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict +Nah fuck that, I can't have it happen to me +But that's actually what has ended up happenin' +A tragedy from fucking passin it up got to me +And it's probably were I got acquainted with the taste ain't it +Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful +She killed the fucking dog with the medicine she done fed it +Feed it a fucking Aspirin and say that it has a headache +Here, want a snack? +You hungry you fucking brat? +Look at that, it's a Xanax. +Take it and take a nap, eat it, +But I don't need it. +Then fuck it then break it up +Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up +Alright ma, you win I don't feel like arguin' +I'll do it, pop it gobble it and start wobblin' +Stumble hobble tumble slip drip +Then I fall in bed with a bottle of meds +And a Heath Ledger bobblehead My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs +That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her +Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs +That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom [Rabbit] +Now everybody from the 313 +Put your mother fucking hands up and follow me +Everybody from the 313 +Put your mother fucking hands uplook, look Now while he stands tough +Notice that this man did not have his hands up +This free world's got you gassed up +Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf +1, 2, 3 and to the 4 +1Pac, 2Pac, 3Pac, 4 +4Pac, 3Pac, 2Pacs, 1 +You're Pac, he's Pac, Yo Pac; none +This guy aint no mother-fuckin MC, +I know everything he's bout to say against me, +I am white, I am a fucking bum +I do live in a trailer with my mom +My boy Future is an Uncle Tom. +I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob +Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun, +I did get jumped, by all six of you chumps +And Wink did fuck my girl +I'm still standin here screamin "FUCK THE FREE WORLD!" +Don't never try to judge me dude +You don't know what the fuck I've been through +But I know something about you +You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school +What's the matter dawg, you embarrassed? +This guy's a gangster; his real name's Clarence +And Clarence lives at home with both parents +And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage +This guy don't wanna battle, he's shook +'Cause ain't no such things as half-way crooks' +He's scared to death, he's scared to look +at his fucking yearbook, fuck Cranbrook Fuck a beat, I go a cappella +Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody +Fuck y'all if you doubt me +I'm a piece of fucking white trash, I say it proudly +And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outtie, +Here, tell these people something they don't know about me. These ideas are nightmares to white parents +Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings +Like whatever they say has no bearing +It's so scary in a house that allows no swearing +To see him walking around with his headphones blaring +Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care +He's a problem child, what bothers him all comes out +When he talks about his fuckin' dad walkin' out +Cause he hates him so bad that he blocks him out +If he ever saw him again, he'd probably knock him out +His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back +Talkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rap +He sags his pants, do rags and a stocking cap +His stepfather hit him so he socked him back +And broke his nose, this house is a broken home +There's no control, he just let's his emotions go (Come on) Sing with me, (Sing), sing for the years +(Sing it) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears (Come on) +Sing it with me, just for today, +Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away Entertainment is changing, intertwining' with gangsters +In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum +Holy or unholy, only have one homie +Only this gun, lonely, 'cause don't anyone know me +But everybody just feels like they can relate +I guess words are a motherfucker, they can be great +Or they can degrade, or even worse, they can teach hate +It's like these kids hang on every single statement we make +Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum +Now how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen? +From standin' on corners and porches just rappin' +To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass +But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you +Fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you +To get their hands on every dime you have +They want you to lose your mind every time you mad +So they can try to make you out to look like a loose canon +Any dispute, won't hesitate to produce handguns +That's why these prosecutors wanna convict me +Strictly just to get me off of these streets quickly +But all their kids been listenin' to me religiously +So I'm signing CD's while police fingerprint me +They're for the judges daughter, but his grudge is against me +If I'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesn't make sense b +It's all political, if my music is literal then I'm a criminal +How the fuck can I raise a little girl? +I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to +You're full of shit too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you (Come on) Sing with me, (Sing), sing for the years +(Sing it) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears (Come on) +Sing it with me, just for today, +Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away They say music can alter moods and talk to you +Well can it load a gun up for you and cock it too? +Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude +Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I'll get sued +See what these kids do, is hear about us totin' pistols +And they want to get one, 'cus they think the shit's cool +Not knowin' we're really just protectin' ourselves +We entertainers, of course the shit's affecting ourselves +You ignoramus but music is reflection of self +We just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail +It's fucked up ain't it, how we can come from practically nothin' +To bein' able to have any fuckin' thing that we wanted +That's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing +Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine +Who post pinup pictures on their walls all day long +Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs +Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives +'Til they sit and they cry at night, wishing they die +'Til they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe +We're nothing to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in their eyes +That's why we seize the moment, and try to freeze it and own it +Squeeze it and hold it, 'cause we consider these minutes golden +And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone +Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our songs +And we can (Come on) Sing with me, (Sing), sing for the years +(Sing it) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears (Come on) +Sing it with me, just for today, +Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away (Come on) Sing with me, (Sing), sing for the years +(Sing it) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears (Come on) +Sing it with me, just for today, +Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away {lotto} +I'll spit a racial slur honky sew me +this shit is a Horror flick but a black guy doesn't die in this movie. +fucking with lotto dawg you gotta be kiddin' +that makes me believe you really don't have an interest in livin'. +you think these bitches gonna feel the shit you say +i got a better chance joining the kkk +on some real shit though i like you +thats why i didn't wanna have to be the one you commit suicide to +fuck lotto call me your leader +i feel bad that i gotta murder that dude from leave it to beaver +i used to like that show now you got me in fight back mode +but oh well if you gotta go then you gotta go +i hate to do this i would love for this shit to +last so i'll +take pictures of my rear end so you wont forget my ass +and all's well that ends okay +so i'll end this shit with a fuck you and have a nice day {B Rabbit} +Ward, I Think you were a little hard on the beaver +so was Eddie Hasko, Wally, and Ms. Cleaver +This Guy keeps screaming he's paranoid +quick someone get his ass another steroid +blah badi boo blah bah badi bloo blah +I ain't hear a word you said +Hipidi hoo bla +Is that a tank top or a new bra +look snoop dogg just got a fuckin' boob job +didn't you listen to the last round meat head +pay attention, you're sayin the same shit that he said +matter fact dogg heres a pencil +go home write some shit make it suspensful +and don't come back until something dope hits you +fuck it you can take the mic home with you +looking like a cyclone hit you +tank top screaming lotto i dont fit you +you see how far these white jokes get you +Boy's like how vanilla ice gonna diss you +my motto fuck lotto +i'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow(ohhhhhhhhh) Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old +Fed up with life and the way things are going, +He decides to rob a liquor store +(I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes) +But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart +And suddenly, his conscience comes into play +(Shit is mine, I gotta do this, gotta do this) Alright, stop! (Huh?) +Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store +And try to get money out the drawer +You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) +I'm your motherfuckin' conscience That's nonsense! +Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs +And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs +Tell her you need a place to stay +You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to +The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you +Think about it before you walk in the door first +Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! +Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? +Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? +Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) +Not over this shit (Stop!) +Drop the biscuit (I will!) +Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you +(You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude) (It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute) +(Mm, I don't know!) +(Look baby) +(Damn!) +(Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?) +(Well OK) Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. (Give me a kiss!) +After meeting a young girl at a rave party, +Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. +Once again, his conscience comes into play (Shit!) +Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek +And smearin' her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink +Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe +(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old +You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair) +Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? (Uh huh!) +Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare +'Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there +(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie "Kid") +No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! +(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) +Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dog and bail +Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. +After coming home from a hard day's work, +He walks in the door of his trailer park home +To find his wife in bed with another man. +(What the fuck!) +(Grady!) Alright calm down, relax, start breathin' +Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin' +While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off? +Fuck slittin' her throat, cut this bitches head off! +Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit? +(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?) +Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady +But think about the baby before you get all crazy +Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? +Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? +That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard +You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes? +What you say? (What's wrong? +Didn't think I'd remember?) +I'm a kill you motherfucker! +Uh-ah! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? +Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? +How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? +'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went +Been there, done that, aw fuck it +What am I sayin'? +Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at? OK +Guess who's back +Back again +Shady's back +Tell a friend Now everyone report to the dance floor +To the dance floor, to the dance floor +Now everyone report to the dance floor +Alright stop +Pajama time +Come here little kiddies, on my lap +Guess who's back with a brand new rap +And I don't mean rap +As in a new case of child molestation accusation +Aah aah aah aah aah +No worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toys +What else could I possibly do to make noise +I done touched on everything, but little boys +And that's not a stab at Micheal +That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho +I go a little bit crazy sometimes +I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes +Good god, dip, do a little slide +Bend down, touch your toes and just glide +Up the center of the dance floor +Like T-P for my bung hole and it's cool if you let one go +Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it +Give a little "poot poot", it's OK (Fart Sound) +Oops my C-D just skipped +And everyone just heard you let one rip Now I'm gonna make you dance +It's your chance +Yeah boy shake that ass, +Oops I mean girl girl girl girl +Now you know you're my world +Alright now lose it +Aah aah aah aah aah +Just lose it +Aah aah aah aah aah +Go crazy +Aah aah aah aah aah +Oh baby +Aah aah +Oh baby baby aah aah It's Friday and it's my day +Chance to party all the way to Sunday +Maybe till Monday, I dunno what day +Everyday's just a holiday +Crusin' on the freeway +Feelin' kinda breezy +Get the top down, let my hair blow +I dunno where I'm goin' +All I know is when I get there +Someones gonna touch my body +Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk +But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work +Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair +Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out, yeah +Now what's your name girl +What's your sign +Man, you must be up out your mind +Dre aah aah +Beer goggles, blind +I'm just trying to unwind +Now I'm Now I'm gonna make you dance +It's your chance +Yeah boy shake that ass, +Oops I mean girl girl girl girl +Now you know you're my world +Alright now lose it +Aah aah aah aah aah +Just lose it +Aah aah aah aah aah +Go crazy +Aah aah aah aah aah +Oh baby +Aah aah +Oh baby baby aah aah It's Tuesday and I'm locked up +I'm in jail and I don't know what happened +They say I was running butt naked +Down the street screaming +Aah aah aah aah aah +Your honor I'm sorry, I don't remember +All I know is this much +I'm not guilty +They said save it boy +We got you on tape +Telling an old lady to "touch my body" +Now this is the part where the rap breaks down +It gets real intense, no one makes a sound +Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now +The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves +Now step back to reality +Look it's B.Rabbit +You signed me up to battle? +I'm a grown man +Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba +I don't have any lines to go right here so +Duba duba teletubie fella's what? fella's yeah? +Grab you left (nut), make right one jealous what? +Black girls +White girls +Skinny girls +Fat girls +Tall girls +Small girls +I'm calling all girls +Everyone report to the dance floor +It's your chance for a little romance or +Butt squeezing it's the season +Just go aah aah aah aah +It's so appeasin' Now I'm gonna make you dance +It's your chance +Yeah boy shake that ass, +Oops I mean girl girl girl girl +Now you know you're my world +Alright now lose it +Aah aah aah aah aah +Just lose it +Aah aah aah aah aah +Go crazy +Aah aah aah aah aah +Oh baby +Aah aah +Oh baby baby aah aah Um num num touch my body +Um num num touch my body +Ooh boy just touch my body +I mean girl just touch my body Where's my snare? +I have no snare in my headphones +there you go +Yeah +yo, yo Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? +I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against +Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times +Sick as the mind of the motherfucking kid that's behind +All this commotion emotions run deep as ocean's exploding +Tempers flaring from parents just blow 'em off and keep going +Not taking nothing from no one give 'em hell long as I'm breathing +Keep kicking ass in the morning and taking names in the evening +Leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth +See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out +Look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now ain't you momma? +I'mma make you look so ridiculous now I'm sorry momma! +I never meant to hurt you! +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time) +I said I'm sorry momma! +I never meant to hurt you! +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleaning out my closet Ha! I got some skeletons in my closet +And I don't know if no one knows it +So before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it +I'mma expose it, I'll take you back to '73 +Before I ever had a multi-platinum selling CD +I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months +My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch +'Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye +No I don't. On second thought I just fucking wished he would die +I look at Hailie, and I couldn't picture leaving her side +Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try +To make it work with her at least for Hailie's sake +I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human +but I'm man enough to face them today +What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb +But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets outta that gun +'Cause I'da killed him, shit I would've shot Kim and him both +It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Eminem Show" I'm sorry momma! +I never meant to hurt you! +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time) +I said I'm sorry momma! +I never meant to hurt you! +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleaning out my closet Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition +Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissing +But put yourself in my position, just try to envision +Witnessing your momma popping prescription pills in the kitchen +Bitching that someone's always going through her purse and shit's missing +Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchhausen's Syndrome +My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't +'Til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach +Doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me Ma? +So you could try to justify the way you treated me Ma? +But guess what? You're getting older now and it's cold when you're lonely +And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that you're phony +And Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful +But you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral! +See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong +Bitch do your song, keep telling yourself that you was a mom! +But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get +You selfish bitch, I hope you fucking burn in hell for this shit +Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me? +Well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be! I'm sorry momma! +I never meant to hurt you! +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time) +I said I'm sorry momma! +I never meant to hurt you! +I never meant to make you cry, but tonight +I'm cleaning out my closet Can we pretend that airplanes +In the night sky +Is like shooting stars +I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now) +Can we pretend that airplanes +In the night sky +Are like shooting stars +I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now) (Dreamin', of fallin, dreamin', of fallin') Let's pretend like its '98 +Like I'm eating lunch off of Styrofoam trays +Trying to be the next rapper coming out the A +Hoping for a record deal, to re-know my pain +Now let's pretend like I'm on the stage +And when my beat drops everybody goes insane (ok) +And everybody know my name (B.o.B) +And everywhere I go people wanna hear me sang +Oh yea and I just dropped my new album +On the first week I did five hundred thousand +Gold in the spring and diamond in the fall +And then a world tour just to top it all off +And let's pretend like they call me the greatest +Selling out arenas with big ass stages +And everybody loved me and no one ever hated +Let's try to use imagination Can we pretend that airplanes +In the night sky +Is like shooting stars +I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now) +Can we pretend that airplanes +In the night sky +Are like shooting stars +I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now) Okay, let's pretend like this never happened +Like I never had dreams of being a rapper +Like I didn't write raps in all of my classes +Like I never used to runaway into the blackness +Now let's pretend like it was all-good +Like I didn't live starring in a notebook +Like I did the things I probably knew I should +But I didn't have neighbors that's why they call it hood +Now let's pretend like I ain't got a name +Before they ever called me B.o.B or a.k.a Bobby Ray +I'm talking back before the mixtapes +Before the videos and the deals and the fame +Before they ever once compared me to Andre +Before I ever got Myspace +Before they ever noticed my face +So let's just pretend and make wishes out of airplanes Can we pretend that airplanes +In the night sky +Is like shooting stars +I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now) +Can we pretend that airplanes +In the night sky +Are like shooting stars +I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now) (And it seems like yesterday it was just a dream +But those days are gone, they're just memories +And it seems yesterday it was just a dream +But those days are gone) Let's pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a pen +Let's pretend things would've been no different +Pretend he procrastinated, had no motivation +Pretend he just made excuses that +Was so paper thin they could blow away wit the wind +Marshall you never gone make it, +Makes no sense to play the game it ain't no way that'll you win +Pretend he just stand out side all day and play with his friends +Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend +And it wasn't time to move in school no changing again +He wasn't socially awkward and just strange as a kid +He had a father and his mother wasn't crazy as shit +And he never dreamed he can ripped stadiums he just lazy as shit +Fuck a talent show in the gymnasium bitch +You won't amount to shit quit day dreaming kid +You need to get ya cranium check you thinking like an alien +It just ain't realistic +Now pretend they ain't just make him angry with this shit +And there was no one he could even aim when he's pissed with +And his alarm went off to wake him but he didn't make it to the rap Olympics +He slept through his plane and he missed it +He's gonna have a hard time explaining to Haley and Laney these food stamps and W-I-C shit +'Cause he never risked shit, he hoped and he wished it +But it didn't fall in his lap so he ain't even hear it he pretends that Airplanes +In the night sky +Is like shooting stars +I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now) +Can we pretend that airplanes +In the night sky +Are like shooting stars +I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now) Guess who? You miss me? +Jessica Simpson sing the chorus, Jessica Simpson When you walked through the door +It was clear to me (clear to me) +You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) +You're a, rock star (baby) +Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) +Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you) +We're the ones who (chicka) made you Back by popular demand +Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can +You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand +How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? +Well look at all the massive masses in the stands +Shady man no don't massacre the fans +Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man +She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands +On her massive Gluteus maximus again +Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend +Can he come back as nasty as he can +Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again +He does not mean to lesbian offend +But Lindsay please come back to seeing men +Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten +I know you want me girl, in fact I see your grin (Now come in girl) When you walked through the door +It was clear to me (clear to me) +You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) +You're a, rock star (baby) +Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) +Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you) +We're the ones who (chicka) made you The enforcer, looking for more women to torture +Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her +Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres +Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? +Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman +Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Excedrin +And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then +Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend' +Brit forget K-Fed let's cut off the middle man +Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again +And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge +Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention +A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in +Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench +Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch +They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim When you walked through the door +It was clear to me (clear to me) +You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) +You're a, rock star (baby) +Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) +Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you) +We're the ones who made you And that's why, my love, you'll never live without, +I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out +And baby, you know, you know you want me too +Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you +Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa +Why should I wash my filthy mouth out +You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album +Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia +Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but +Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth +Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers +And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis +Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt +Looking like someone shrinked his outfit +I think he's about to flip +Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya +Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake +Matter fact bake me a birthday cake +With a saw blade in it to make my jail break +Baby, I think you just met your soul mate (Now break it down girl) When you walked through the door +It was clear to me (clear to me) +You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) +You're a, rock star (baby) +Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) +Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you) +We're the ones who made you So baby, baby, get down, down, down Baby, get down, down down +Baby, get down, down down +Baby, get down, get down Baby, get down, down down +Baby, get down, down down +Baby, get down, down down +Baby, get down, get down Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good, +I can't wait, I'm going back! Ha ha woo! Dr. Dre, 2020, yeah Ladies and gentlemen +The moment you've all been waiting fo +In this corner, weighing a hundred and seventy five pounds +With a record of seventeen rapes, four hundred assaults, and four murders +The undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world +Slim Shady! So crack a bottle, let your body waddle +Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto +O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe +Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes +Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? +I noticed there's so many of them +And there's really not that many of us +Ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust +It's on till the break of dawn +And we're starting this party from dusk OK, let's go Back with Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk +Picture us, you'll just be another one bit the dust +Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus +Kiss my butt. Lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts +It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks +It's a must I redeem my name and haters get mushed +Bitches lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut +Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut +Now picture us. It's ridiculous you curse at the thought +'Cause when I spit the verse the shit +Gets worse then Worcestershire sauce +If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time +Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes +It's elementary. The elephants have entered the room +I venture to say we're the center of attention it's true +Not to mention back with a vengeance so here's the signal +Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio's back on you hoes So crack a bottle, let your body waddle +Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto +O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe +Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes +Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? +I noticed there's so many of them +And there's really not that many of us +Ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust +It's on till the break of dawn +And we're starting this party from dusk Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my! +You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why +I dip through in that six trey like sick 'em Dre +I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they sick of me +But hey, what else can I say? I love LA +Cause over and above all, it's just another day +And this one begins where the last one ends +Pick up where we left off and get smashed again +I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz +Driving around with a smashed front end +Let's cash that one in +Grab another one from out the stable +The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado +The hell if I know +Do I want leather seats or vinyl? +Decisions, decisions +Garage looks like Precision Collision +Or Maaco beats quake like Waco +Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though So crack a bottle, let your body waddle +Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto +O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe +Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes +Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? +I noticed there's so many of them +And there's really not that many of us +Ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust +It's on till the break of dawn +And we're starting this party from dusk And I take great pleasure in introducing, 50 Cent! It's bottle after bottle +The money ain't a thing when you party with me +It's what we into it's simple +We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe +I'm the napalm the bomb the don I'm King Kong +Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on +I'm so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm +Bring the Shaun Dawn burn marijuana do what you want +Nigga on and on till the break of what +Get the paper man I'm caking you know I don't give a fuck +I spend it like it don't mean nothing +Blow it like its supposed to be blown +Motherfucker I'm grown +I stunt I style I flash the shit +I gets what the fuck I want so what I trick +Fat ass burgundy bags classy shit Jimmy Choo shoes +I say move a bitch move So crack a bottle, let your body waddle +Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto +O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe +Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes +Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? +I noticed there's so many of them +And there's really not that many of us +Ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust +It's on till the break of dawn +And we're starting this party from dusk Now everybody from the 313 +Put your motherfucking hands up and follow me +Everybody from the 313 +Put your mothefucking hands up +Look Look Now while he stands tough +Notice that this man did not have his hands up +This free worlds got you gassed up +Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf 1, 2, 3 and to the 4 +1 pac , 2 pac, 3 pac, 4 +4 pac, 3 pac, 2 pac, 1 +You're pac, he's pac, no pac +, none This guy aint no mother-fuckin MC, +I know everything he's got to say against me, +I am white, I am a fuckin bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom, +My boy Future is an Uncle Tom. +I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bomb who shoots +himself in his leg with his own gun, +I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps +And Wink did fuck my girl, +I'm still standin here screamin "FUCK THE FREE WORLD!" +Don't ever try to judge me dude +You don't know what the fuck i've been through But i know something about you +You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school +What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed? +This guy's a gangster, his real name's Clarence And Clarence lives at home with both parents +And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage +This guy don't wanna battle, He's shook +'Cause there no such thing as half-way crooks +He's scared to death +He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook, fuck Cranbrook Fuck a beat, i go acapella +Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody +Fuck y'all if you doubt me +I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly +And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty, +Here, tell this people something they dont know about me. Too late for the other side +Caught in a chase +Twenty five to life +Too late for the other side +Caught in a chase +Twenty five to life +Yeah +Too late +I cant keep chasing 'em +I'm taking my life back +Caught in a change +Twenty five to life I don't think she understands the sacrifices that I've made +Maybe if this bitch had acted right I would've stayed +But I've already wasted over half of my life I would've laid +Down and died for you I no longer cried for you +No more pain bitch you +Took me for granted took my heart and ran it straight into the planet +Into the dirt I can no longer stand it +Now my respect I demand it +I'm a take control of this relationship +Command it, and I'm a be the boss of you now goddammit +And what I mean is that I will no longer let you control me +So you better hear me out this much you owe me +I gave up my life for you, totally devoted to you while I've stayed +Faithful all the way this is how I fucking get repaid +Look at how I dress fucking baggy sweats, go to work a mess +Always in a rush to get back to you I ain't heard you yet +Not even once say you appreciate me I deserve respect +I've done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness +And I know that if I end this I'll no longer have nothing left +But you keep treating me like a staircase its time to fucking step +And I wont be coming back so don't hold your fucking breath +You know what you've done no need to go in depth +I told you, you'd be sorry if I fucking left +I'd laugh while you wept +Hows it feel now, yeah, funny ain't it, you neglected me +Did me a favor although my spirit free you've said +But a special place for you in my heart I have kept +Its unfortunate but its Too late for the other side +Caught in a chase +Twenty five to life +Too late for the other side +Caught in a chase +Twenty five to life I feel like when I bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh +Cause that ain't good enough you expect me to fold myself in half +Til I snap +Don't think I'm loyal +All I do is rap +I can not moonlight on the side +I have no life outside of that +Don't I give you enough of my time +You don't think so do you +Jealous when I spend time with the girls +Why I'm married to you still man I don't know +But tonight I'm serving you with papers +I'm divorcing you +Go marry someone else and make 'em famous +And take away there freedom like you did to me +Treat 'em like you don't need them and they ain't worthy of you +Feed 'em the same shit you made me eat +I'm moving on forget you oh, +Now I'm special? Oh, I didn't feel special when I was with you +All I ever felt was this +Helplessness +Imprisoned by a selfish bitch +Chew me up and spit me out +I fell for this so many times +Its ridiculous +And still I stick with this +I'm sick of this but in my sickness and addiction +Your as addictive as they get +Evil as they come vindictive as they make 'em +My friends keep asking why I cant just walk away +I'm addicted +To the pain, the stress, the drama +I'm drown in so I guess I'm a mess +Cursed and blessed +But this time I'm a +Ain't changing my mind +I'm climbing out this abyss +You screaming as I walk out that I'll be missed +But when you spoke to people who meant the most to you +You left me off your list Fuck you hip-hop +I'm leaving you, my life sentence is served bitch +And its just Too late for the other side +Caught in a chase +Twenty five to life +Too late for the other side +Caught in a chase +Twenty five to life Too late +Caught in a change +Twenty five to life Feels like a close, it's coming to +Fuck am I gonna do? +It's too late to start over +This is the only thing I, thing I know Sometimes I feel like all I ever do is +Find different ways to word the same, old song +Ever since I came along +From the day the song called ''Hi! My Name Is'' dropped +Started thinking my name was fault +'Cause anytime things went wrong +I was the one who they would blame it on +The media made me the equivalent of a modern-day Genghis Khan +Tried to argue it was only entertainment, dawg +Gangsta? Naw, courageous balls +Had to change my style, they said I'm way too soft +And I sound like AZ and Nas, out came the claws +And the fangs been out since then +But up until the instant that I've been against it +It was ingrained in me that I wouldn't amount to a shitstain I thought +No wonder I had to unlearn everything my brain was taught +Do I really belong in this game? I pondered +I just wanna play my part, should I make waves or not? +So back and forth in my brain the tug of war wages on +And I don't wanna seem ungrateful or disrespect the artform I was raised upon +But sometimes you gotta take a loss +And have people rub it in your face before you get made pissed off +And keep pluggin', it's your only outlet +And your only outfit so you know they gonna talk about it +Better find a way to counter it quick and make it, ah +Feel like I've already said this a kabillion eighty times +How many times can I say the same thing different ways that rhyme? +What I really wanna say is, is there anyone else that can relate to my story? +Bet you feel the same way I felt when I was in the same place you are I was afraid to +Make a single sound +Afraid I will never find a way out, out, out +Afraid I never before +I didn't wanna go another round +An angry man's power will shut you up +Trip wires fill this house with tip-toe love +Run out of excuses with every word +So here I am and I will not run +Guts over fear, (The time is here) +Guts over fear, (I shall not tear) +For all the times I let you push me around +And let you keep me down +(Now I got) Guts over fear, guts over fear Feels like a close, it's coming to +Fuck am I gonna do? +It's too late to start over +This is the only thing I, thing I know I know what it was like, I was there once, single parents +Hate your appearance, did you struggle to find your place in this world? +And the pain spawns all the anger on +But it wasn't until I put the pain in songs learned who to aim it on +That I made a spark, started to spit hard as shit +Learned how to harness it while the reins were off +And there was a lot of bizarre shit, but the crazy part +Was soon as I stopped saying "I gave a fuck" +Haters started to appreciate my art +And it just breaks my heart to look at all the pain I've caused +But what am I gonna do when the rage is gone? +And the lights go out in the trailer park? +And the window that was closing and there's nowhere else I can go with flows in +And I'm frozen cause there's no more emotion for me to pull from +Just a bunch of playful songs that I made for fun +So to the break of dawn here I go recycling the same, old song +But I'd rather make "Not Afraid 2" than making another mothafuckin' "We Made You" uh +Now I don't wanna seem indulgent when I discuss my lows and my highs +My demise and my uprise, pray to God +I just opened enough eyes later on +Gave you the supplies and the tools to hopefully use it to make you strong +And enough to lift yourself up when you feel like I felt +'Cause I can't explain to y'all how dang exhausted my legs felt +Just having to balance my damn self +But on eggshells I was made to walk +But thank you, ma, 'cause that gave me the +Strength to cause Shady-mania, so many empty that stadium +At least I made it out of that house and a found a place in this world when the day was done +So this is for every kid who all's they ever did was dreamt that one day just getting accepted +I represent him or her, anyone similar, you are the reason that I made this song +Everything you're scared to say don't be afraid to say no more +From this day on forward, just let them a-holes talk +Take it with a grain of salt and eat their fucking faces off +The legend of the angry blonde lives on through you when I'm gone +And to think I was gone I was afraid to +Make a single sound +Afraid I will never find a way out, out, out +Afraid I never before +I didn't wanna go another round +An angry man's power will shut you up +Trip wires fill this house with tip-toe love +Run out of excuses with every word +So here I am and I will not run +Guts over fear, (The time is here) +Guts over fear, (I shall not tear) +For all the times I let you push me around +And let you keep me down +(Now I got) Guts over fear, guts over fear A shimmy shimmy go go motherfuckin' pop +It's the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock shit +I'm on top bitch and rock for tricks +Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips I get all the money, pussy falls like rain +Been gettin' laid and paid, that's why I never complain +If I ain't in it for the money, I'm in it for the P +It's 1998 yo and you still can't fuck with me You don't be fuckin' with the blue eye +Fuckin' with my 2-5 up your fuckin' ass like my shoe size +I got a new vibe, kinda like voodoo +You do what we say and we'll do what we wanna do We're fuckin' up your city and we're fuckin' up your program +Fuckin' all your bitches, we can fuckin' give a goddamn +Twisted Brown gets down with no assistance +We won't quit until we're banned from existence Persistence pays if that holds true +Then I'm gonna buy this fuckin' planet before the time I'm through +I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no fakin' +So I'm gonna get what I got coming and the rest I'm takin' I'm shakin' like Jerry Lee Lewis and shit +You act like a motherfucker's brand new at this shit +But I've been true to this shit givin' my heart and soul +Been shinin' like a diamond but gettin' passed as coal So fuck off +Shit With my pants half hangin' off my ass and shit +Bowl filled with hash, pockets stuffed with cash +I be the mushroom trippin' sippin' shots of Jack +'Cause the kids don't listen gettin' lots of flack I be the do wa diddy up and down you block +And the 10 Karat Kid with my triggers cockin' +The K, the I the D R O C K, motherfucker +And you still don't know me So blow me bitch, I don't rock for cancer +I rock for the cash and the topless dancers +Don't have no answers so pass the joint +I'm just paid in full and made in Detroit I ride like Senna in the Indy 5 +And get live with that which gets me high +Strive for perfection, this much is true +We do what we say, you say what we do Kid Rock, I couldn't be no Bozo +And I get to much P to ever be no homo +Rock from Soho to Arizona +I'm an easy rider dreamin' of Wynonna I roam the country like a Greyhound bus +Put faith in lust, it ain't God I trust +I'm not Peter Pan, I don't fuck with fairies +But I bust more rhymes than virgin cherries And Harry Carey couldn't call my game +Fucked so many hoes I'm in the hall of fame +And I show no shame from coast to coast +I don't mean to brag, but I like to boast Fuck off Yeah, right in your motherfuckin' ass bitch +With that Detroit city shit ain't shit switched we're on the same script +Nothing new since '76, Kid Rock +Yo Slim Shady, come break these motherfuckers off Yo tell the world to hold their breath, they're breathing the wrong air +This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair +Two white boys who spike punch and light joints +Hang around drugs, loud music and like noise Slim Shady and Brown Trucker, another bunch of mother fuckers +Who hate the world as much as each other +And I ain't leaving this party tonight +Till I see some naked bitches dancin' around, drunk, touchin' each other Rum and Pepsi got your perception of me sketchy +'Cause when I stage dive people are scared to catch me +'Cause all I do is curse and fuck +So when I do 'shrooms you all better give me two rooms 'Cause I'm fuckin' the first one up +So when you see me on your block you better lock your cars +'Cause you know I'm losin' it when I'm rappin' to rock guitars +This is for children who break rules, people that straight fool +And ever single teenager that hates school Fuck off My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I +Got out of bed at all +The morning rain clouds up my window +And I can't see at all +And even if I could it'll all be gray +Put your picture on my wall +It reminds me, that it's not so bad +It's not so bad My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I +Got out of bed at all +The morning rain clouds up my window +And I can't see at all +And even if I could it'll all be gray +Put your picture on my wall +It reminds me, that it's not so bad +It's not so bad Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin' +I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom +I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em +There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' +Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em +But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? +My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father +If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? +I'm a name her Bonnie +I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry +I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him +I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan +I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam +I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man +I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat +Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, +Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan +This is Stan My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I +Got out of bed at all +The morning rain clouds up my window +And I can't see at all +And even if I could it'll all be gray +Put your picture on my wall +It reminds me, that it's not so bad +It's not so bad Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance +I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans +If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert +You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew +That's my little brother man, he's only six years old +We waited in the blistering cold for you, +For four hours and you just said, "No." +That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol +He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do +I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to +Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back +See I'm just like you in a way +I never knew my father neither +He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her +I can relate to what you're saying in your songs +So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on +'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed +I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest +Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds +It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me +See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it +My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 +But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does +She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man +I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose +Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together too My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I +Got out of bed at all +The morning rain clouds up my window +And I can't see at all +And even if I could it'll all be gray +Put your picture on my wall +It reminds me, that it's not so bad +It's not so bad Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans" +This will be the last package I ever send your ass +It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? +I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect +So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it +I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway +Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka +You dare me to drive? +You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" +About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning +But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? +That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning +Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy +And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call +I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall +I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it +You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it +And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it +I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me +See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! +Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk +But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you +'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too +Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now +Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out? My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I +Got out of bed at all +The morning rain clouds up my window +And I can't see at all +And even if I could it'll all be gray +Put your picture on my wall +It reminds me, that it's not so bad +It's not so bad Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy +You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? +Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that +And here's an autograph for your brother +I wrote it on the Starter cap +I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you +Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you +But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? +I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? +You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling +To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some +And what's this shit about us meant to be together? +That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other +I really think you and your girlfriend need each other +Or maybe you just need to treat her better +I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time +Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine +If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan +Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan +I just don't want you to do some crazy shit +I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick +Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge +And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid +And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to +Come to think about, his name was, it was you +Damn! Mom +I know I let you down +And though you say the days are happy +Why is the power off, and I'm fucked up? +And mom, I know he's not around +But don't you place the blame on me +As you pour yourself another drink and I guess we are who we are +Headlights shining in the dark night, I drive on +Maybe we took this too far I went in headfirst +Never thinking about who what I said hurt, in what verse +My mom probably got it the worst +The brunt of it, but as stubborn as we are +Did I take it too far? +Cleaning out my closet and all them other songs +But regardless I don't hate you 'cause ma! +You're still beautiful to me, cause you're my mom +Though far be it for you to be calling, my house was Vietnam +Desert Storm and both of us put together +Can form an atomic bomb equivalent to chemical warfare +And forever we can drag this on and on +But, agree to disagree +That gift from me up under the Christmas tree don't mean shit to me +You're kicking me out? It's fifteen degrees and it's Christmas Eve (little prick just leave) +Ma, let me grab my fucking coat, anything to have each other's goats +Why we always at each others throats? Especially when dad, he fucked us both +We're in the same fucking boat, you'd think that it'd make us close (nope) +Further away that drove us, but together headlights shine, a car full of belongings +Still got a ways to go, back to grandma's house it's straight up the road +And I was the man of the house, the oldest, so my shoulders carried the weight of the load +Then Nate got taken away by the state at eight years old, and +That's when I realized you were sick and it wasn't fixable or changeable +And to this day we remained estranged and I hate it though, but I guess we are who we are +Headlights shining in the dark night I drive on +Maybe we took this too far 'Cause to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though +'Cause you ain't even get to witness your grand baby's growth +But I'm sorry mama for 'Cleaning Out My Closet', at the time I was angry +Rightfully maybe so, never meant that far to take it though, 'cause +Now I know it's not your fault, and I'm not making jokes +That song I no longer play at shows and I cringe every time it's on the radio +And I think of Nathan being placed in a home +And all the medicine you fed us +And how I just wanted you to taste your own, but +Now the medications taken over and your mental states deteriorating slow +And I'm way too old to cry, that shit's painful though +But ma, I forgive you, so does Nathan yo +All you did, all you said, you did your best to raise us both +Foster care, that cross you bare, few may be as heavy as yours +But I love you Debbie Mathers, oh what a tangled web we have, 'cause +One thing I never asked was where the fuck my deadbeat dad was +Fuck it I guess he had trouble keeping up with every address +But I'd have flipped every mattress, every rock and desert cactus +Own a collection of maps and followed my kids to the edge of the atlas +Someone ever moved them from me? That you could bet your ass's +If I had to come down the chimney dressed as Santa, kidnap them +And although one has met their grandma +Once you pulled up in our drive one night as we were leaving to get some hamburgers +Me, her and Nate, we introduced you, hugged you +And as you left I had this overwhelming sadness come over me +As we pulled off to go our separate paths, and +I saw your headlights as I looked back +And I'm mad I didn't get the chance to thank you for being my Mom and my Dad +So Mom, please accept this as a tribute I wrote this on the jet +I guess I had to get this off my chest, I hope I get the chance to lay it before I'm dead +The stewardess said to fasten my seat belt, I guess we're crashing +So if I'm not dreaming, I hope you get this message that I'll always love you from afar +'Cause you're my mama I guess we are who we are +Headlights shining in the dark night I drive on +Maybe we took this too far I want a new life +One without a cause +So I'm coming home tonight +Well no matter what the cost +And if the plane goes down +Or if the crew can't wake me up +Just know that I was alright +And I was not afraid to die Oh even if there's songs to sing +My children will carry me +Just know that I'm alright +I was not afraid to die +Because I put my faith in my new girl +So I never say goodbye cruel world +Just know that I'm alright +I am not afraid to die I guess we are who we are +Headlights shining in the dark night I drive on +Maybe we took this too far, I want a new life Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (what?) +My name is +Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?) +Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is) +Slim Shady +Can I get the attention of the class (huh my name is, what my name is) +For one second My name is (My name is Slim Shady) Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) +Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) +Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) +Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) +My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight +But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh) +And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a base-head!" Uh-uh! +"So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" +Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else +'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt +Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off +And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross +I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch +Who sat down too fast +C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) +I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (what?) +My name is +Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (what?) +My name is +Slim Shady My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High +Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty five +I smacked him in his face with an eraser, +Chased him with a stapler +Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Ow!) +Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up +Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup +Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship +While they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!" +Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to +I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) +I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper +Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) +You know you blew up when the women rush your stands +Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh!) +This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) +So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!" Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) +Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate! +I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!) +I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive +(Huh yup!) Am I comin' or goin'? +I can barely decide +I just drank a fifth of vodka, +Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) all my life I was very deprived +I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide +(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk +I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) +When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits +How you gonna breast feed me Mom? You ain't got not tits! +I lay awake and strap myself in the bed +Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang!) +I'm steamin' mad (Argh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) +Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had Hi! My name is (what?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (what?) +My name is +Slim Shady Hi! My name is (who?) +My name is (huh?) +My name is +Slim Shady +Hi! My name is (huh?) +My name is (who?) +My name is +Slim Shady Tell me where to go, tell me what to do +I'll be right there for you +Tell me what to say, no matter if it's true +I'll say it all for you I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is falling +Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian? +What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in +Because I don't belong in this world +That's why I'm scoffing at authority, defying often +Flying off at the handle with my mom, no dad +So I'm non complying at home, at school I'm just shy and awkward +And no I don't need no goddamn psychologist +Trynna diagnose why I have all these underlying problems +Thinking he can try and solve them +I'm outside chalking up drawings on the sidewalk +And in the front drive talking to myself +Either that or inside hiding often to going somewhere quiet +Trying not to be noticed because I'm crying and sobbing +I had a bad day at school so I ain't talking +Some cocksucker shoved me into a fucking locker +And he said that I eyeballed him And if you fall, I'll get you there +I'll be your savior from +All the wars that are fought +Inside your world +Please have faith in my words 'Cause this is my legacy, legacy, here +This is my legacy, legacy, here +There's no guarantee, it's not up to me, you can only see +This is my legacy, legacy +Legacy, legacy I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is falling +Why am I so differently wired in my nogging? +'Cause sporadic as my thoughts come, it's mind boggling +'Cause I obsess on everything and my mind is small shit +Bothers me but now my father, he said sayonara and then split +But I don't give a shit I'm fine as long as +There's batteries in my Walkman nothing is the matter with me +Shit look at the bright side at least I ain't walking +I bike ride through the neighborhood of my apartment +Complex on a ten speed which I've acquired parts that I +Found in the garbage, a frame and put tires on it +Headphones on, straight ahead and kids tryin to start shit +But if this is all there is for me life offers +Why bother even try and put up a fight, it's nonsense +But I think a light bulb just lit up in my conscience +What about those rhymes I've been jottin' +They are kinda giving me confidence +Instead of tryina escape through my comics, +Why don't I just blast a little something like Onyx +To put me in the mood to wanna fight and write songs that +Say what I wanna say to the kid that said that I eyeballed him +Grab hold of my balls like that's right fight's on bitch +Who would've knew from the moment I turned the mic on +I could be iconic, and my conquest is +Is word to Phife Dawg from a Tribe Called Quest This is my legacy, legacy, here +This is my legacy, legacy, here +There's no guarantee, it's not up to me, you can only see +This is my legacy, legacy +Legacy, legacy I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is falling +Now I think the fact that I'm differently wired's awesome +'Cause if I wasn't I wouldn't be able to work +Words like this and connect lines like crosswords +And use my enemy's words as strength +To try and draw from, and get inspired off em +'Cause all my life I was told and taught I am not shit +By you wack fucking giant sacks of lying dog shit +Now you shut up bitch, I am talking +Thought I was full of horseshit and now +You fucking worship the ground in which I am walking +Me against the world so what? I'm Brian Dawkins +Versus the whole 0 and 16 Lions offense +So bring on the Giants Falcons and Miami Dolphins +It's the body bag game bitch I'm supplying coffins +'Cause you dicks, butt kiss, a bunch of Brian Baldingers +You gon die a ball licker I've been diabolical +With this dialogue since 99 Rawkus +You don't respect the legacy I leave behind y'all can +Suck a dick, the day you beat me pigs'll fly out my ass +And a flying saucer full of Italian sausage +The most high exalting and I ain't halting +Till I die of exhaustion inhale my exhaust fumes +The best part about me is I am not you +I am me, I'm a fire marshall and this is my Legacy, legacy, here +This is my legacy, legacy, here +There's no guarantee, it's not up to me, you can only see +This is my legacy, legacy +Legacy, legacy First verse, uh, I'm on 'til I'm on a island +My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot +Before I touch dirt, I'll kill you all with kindness +I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form +Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform +Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on +And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y'all niggers intellect mad slow, y'all fags know +Claimin' you bangin', you flamin' +Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole +Me and Shady deaded the past +So that basically resurrected my cash flow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke +Though I ain't wrapped tight +My blood type's the '80s +My '90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys +You still fly kites daily Catch me in my Mercedes +Bumpin' 'Ice, Ice, Baby', screamin' Shady 'til I die +Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy +So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze And you only live it once +So I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady +Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll +(Damn) Let me tell you +What this pretty little dame's name is +'Cause she's kinda famous +And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this Nicki Minaj but I wanna stick +(My penis in your anus) +You morons think that I'm a genius +Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin' +Try them trailer parks +Crazy, I am back and I am razor-sharp, baby And that's back with a capital B with an exclamation mark +Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics +'Cause I'm on a rip this mystical slick shit +You don't wanna become another victim +Or statistic of this shit 'Cause after I spit the bullets +I'ma treat these shell casin's like a soccer ball +I'ma kick the ballistics +So get this dick, I'ma live this I'm livin' life in the fast lane +Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down +Only got a gallon in the gas tank +But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now I don't really know where I'm headed +Just enjoyin' the ride +Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die I'm livin' life in the fast lane +(Pedal to the metal) +I'm livin' life in the fast lane +(Pedal to the metal) Yeah, my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit +At war with a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs +(C'mon) +My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins +(Woo) I made a pact with the Devil that says, "I'll let you take me +You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpses Jack Kevorkian" +(C'mon) +Go 'back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in +I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down My tenement, too many now +To send my serenity powers +Spin 'em around, enterin' in the vicinity Now was called Eminem but he threw away the candy +And ate the rapper, chewed him up and spitted him out +Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down +He's lookin' around this club +And it looks like people are havin' a shit fit now Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town +Did I s-st-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck the mall +He shuts a whole motherfuckin' Walmart +D-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round And he came to the club tonight +With 5'9 [unverified] to hold this bitch down +Like a motherfuckin' chick underwater +He's tryna d-dr-drown Shawty, when you dance +You got me captivated +Just by the way that you keep lickin' 'em dicks +Like her lips I'm agitated, aggravated To the point you don't suck my dick +Then you're gonna get decapitated +Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head +Then I'm have to take it And then after takin' that +I'ma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin' +It's gon' say 'The whole rap game passed away' +On top of the affidavit Graduated from master debater +Slash massive masturbator +To Michael Jackson activator +(Woo) Meanin' I'm on fire off the top +Might wanna back up the data +Runnin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer +Homie, this sick, you can normally ask a hater Don't it make sense +These shell casin's is just like a bag of paper +Drop in the lap of a tax evader +(Homie, they spent) Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes +What, girl, I'm the crack-a-lator +Brung ya lay to this party, be my penis ejaculator later Tell ya boyfriend +That you just struck pay dirt +You rollin' wit' a player +You won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin' I'm livin' life in the fast lane +Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down +Only got a gallon in the gas tank +But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now I don't really know where I'm headed +Just enjoyin' the ride +Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die I'm livin' life in the fast lane +(Pedal to the metal) +I'm livin' life in the fast lane +(Pedal to the metal) I take a couple uppers +I down a couple downers +But nothing compares +To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain +Once or twice but who's countin' +But nothing compares +To these blue and yellow purple pills Cool, calm, just like my mom +With a couple of Valium inside her palm +It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve +Crawl up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get +When I drive by six people +And five I hit, ah, shit +I started a moshpit, squashed a bitch And stomped the foster kids +These shrooms make me hallucinate +Then I sweat till I start losing weight +Till I see dumb shit start happenin' Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again +So bounce, bounce, c'mon, bounce, I said, c'mon, bounce +Everybody in the house with a half an ounce +Not weed, I meant coke, dumbass, sit down We don't bullshit, better ask around +D12 throws the bomb to gas your town +Bizarre, your mom is passing out +Get her ass on the couch before she passes out Fuck that, someone help Denaun +He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn +Hey Von, you see me steppin' on these leprechauns? +It gotta be acid, 'cos the X is gone Yeah, I took 'em all down with some parmesian +And I think my arm is gone, it's probably numb +Young, dumb and fulla cum +And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue You scary ass it was false alarm +You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on? +So stop acting stupid, you so high +That you might wake up with a guy On some new shit, I think I did too much +This substance equals cuffs +Red pills, blue pills and green +Big pills, mescaline +(That's ill) I take a couple uppers +I down a couple downers +But nothing compares +To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain +Once or twice but who's countin' +But nothing compares +To these blue and yellow purple pills Dirty Dozen, eighty of us +Shady brothers, ladies love us +That's why our baby mothers +Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out +And date each other +Some, something, something, something +Something, something, something, something, I dunno Pop pills, pills I pop +Pop two pills, on stilts I walk +Snort two lines that were filled with chalk +Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk I wanna, roll away like a Rollerblade +Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days +And when I'm old and gray +Look for coke to smoke No, oki dok +I pack up my nose with coke +Am I supposed to choke? +Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ah, poor baby +Born by whore lady +Now I gotta straight born infant +(You're crazy) I pop four E's at one time +And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine +You got any shrooms? +Does Bizarre smoke crack? We can't get jobs +'Cos our arms show tracks +Why the hell you niggas think I rap? +I do it just to get your company hijacked If you like smack then I might too +(Swift, chill) +I just wanna get high like you +And I don't give a damn if they're white or blue +Speed, shrooms, down the Valium +Even smoke weed outta vacuums +I just got some and I'm going back soon I take a couple uppers +I down a couple downers +But nothing compares +To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain +Once or twice but who's countin' +But nothing compares +To these blue and yellow purple pills I'm at a rave, looking like a slave +High off chronic +Gin and tonic demonic +Body smelt like vomit Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope headed guy +Heroine mescaline, pencil legs wanna try? +Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre actin' ill +Drugs kill, bitch I'm for real +(Yeah, right) Shut your mouth, you dirty slut +You know you want it in your butt +I'll put it in your cunt +Let Bizarre nut I take a couple uppers +I down a couple downers +But nothing compares +To these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain +Once or twice but who's countin' +But nothing compares +To these blue and yellow purple pills Dirty Dozen, eighty of us +Shady brothers, ladies love us +That's why our baby mothers +Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out +And date each other +Some, something, something, something +Something, something, something, something, I dunno Fuck it I can feel the heat rising +Everything is on fire +Today is a painful reminder of why +We can only get brighter +The further you put it behind ya +But right now I'm on the inside +Lookin out, cause I'm standing in the flames +It's a beautiful kind of pain +Setting fire to yesterday +Find the light, find the light, find the light I'm standing in the flames +It's a beautiful kind of pain +Setting fire to yesterday +Find the light, find the light, find the light Yesterday was the tornado warning, today is like the morning after +Your world is torn in half, you wake and let's wait to start the morning process +Rebuilding and you're still a work in progress +Today is a whole new chapter, it's like an enormous ass +The thunderstorm has passed ya +Your weather didn't poke his eyes out with the thorn bush that you +Used to smell the roses, stopped to inhale can't even tell your nose is stuffed +So focused on the brightside, then you floor the gas pedal +And hit the corner fast, the more asserted +Never looking back, may hit the curb +But everyday is a new learning curve, as you, steer through life +Sometimes you might not wanna swerve +But you have to to avert a disaster, lucky, no permanent damage +Cause they hurt you so bad, it's like they murdered your ass +And threw dirt on your casket, but you returned from the ashes +And that hurt that you have, you just converted to gasoline +And while you're burning the past, standing at inferno and chant I'm standing in the flames +It's a beautiful kind of pain +Setting fire to yesterday +Find the light, find the light, find the light I'm standing in the flames +It's a beautiful kind of pain +Setting fire to yesterday +Find the light, find the light, find the light So familiarize with what having to swallow this pill is like +It happens all the time, they take your heart and steal your life +And it's as though you feel you've died because you've been killed inside +But yet you're still alive which means you must survive +Although today you may weep because you're weak and +Everything seems so bleak and hopeless +The light that you're seeking, it begins to seep in +That's the only thing keepin' you from leapin' off the motherfreaking deep in +And I'm pulling for you to push through this feeling +And with a little time that should do the healin' +And by tomorrow you may even feel so good that you're willing +To forgive them even after all that shit you been put through +This feeling of resilience is building and the flames are burning +Quick as fire would through this building, you're sealed in +But you're fireproof and retardant you withstood it +And as you climb up to the roof you're just chillin' and you look down +Cause you're so over them you could put the heel of your foot through the ceilin' As time passes, things change everyday +But wounds, wounds heal +But scars still remaining the same +But tomorrow today's goin' down in flames +Throw the match at the passed up place So feel the fire beneath your feet +As you barely even perspire from the heat +Exhale deep and breathe a sigh of relief +And as you say goodbye to the grief +It's like watching the walls melt in your prison cell +But you've extinguished this living hell +Still a little piece of you dies, you scream I'm standing in the flames +It's a beautiful kind of pain +Setting fire to yesterday +Find the light, find the light, find the light I'm standing in the flames +It's a beautiful kind of pain +Setting fire to yesterday +Find the light, find the light, find the light Feel the burn, watch the smoke as I turn +Rising, a phoenix from the flames +With wings I will fly I'm standing in the flames +It's a beautiful kind of pain +Setting fire to yesterday +Find the light, find the light, find the light I'm standing in the flames +It's a beautiful kind of pain +Setting fire to yesterday +Find the light, find the light, find the light Y'all know me, still the same O.G. but I been low-key +Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese, no deals and no G's +No wheels and no keys, no boats, no snowmobiles, and no skis +Mad at me cause I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries +Got a crib with a studio and it's all full of tracks to add to the wall +Full of plaques, hanging up in the office in back of my house like trophies +Did y'all think I'mma let my dough freeze, ho please +You better bow down on both knees, who you think taught you to smoke trees +Who you think brought you the oldies +Eazy-E's, Ice Cubes, and D.O.C's +The Snoop D-O-double-G's +And the group that said motherfuck the police +Gave you a tape full of dope beats +To bump when you stroll through in your hood +And when your album sales wasn't doing too good +Who's the Doctor they told you to go see +Y'all better listen up closely, all you niggas that said that I turned pop +Or The Firm flopped, y'all are the reason that Dre ain't been getting no sleep +So fuck y'all, all of y'all, if y'all don't like me, blow me +Y'all are gonna keep fucking around with me and turn me back to the old me Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say +But nothing comes out when they move their lips +Just a bunch of gibberish +And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say +But nothing comes out when they move their lips +Just a bunch of gibberish +And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre So what do you say to somebody you hate +Or anyone tryna bring trouble your way +Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way +Then just study a tape of N.W.A +One day I was walking by +With a Walkman on +When I caught a guy +Give me an awkward eye +And I strangled him up in the parking lot +With his Karl Kani +I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not +I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge +When I'm drunk as fuck +Right next to a humongous truck in a two-car garage +Hopping out with two broken legs +Trying to walk it off +Fuck you too bitch, call the cops +I'mma kill you and them loud-ass motherfucking barking dogs +And when the cops came through +Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house +With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches +And still weren't found out +From here on out it's the Chronic II +Starting today and tomorrow's anew +And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston Chew +Slim Shady, hotter then a set of twin babies +In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up +When the temp goes up to the mid-80s +Calling men ladies, sorry, Doc, but I been crazy +There's no way that you can save me, it's okay, go with him Hailie Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say +But nothing comes out when they move their lips +Just a bunch of gibberish +And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say +But nothing comes out when they move their lips +Just a bunch of gibberish +And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre If it was up to me, you motherfuckers would stop coming up to me +With your hands out looking up to me, like you want something free +When my last CD was out, you wasn't bumping me +But now that I got this little company +Everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease +But you won't get a crumb from me +Cause I'm from the streets of Compton +I told 'em all, all them little gangstas +Who you think helped mold 'em all +Now you wanna run around talking bout guns like I ain't got none +What you think I sold 'em all, cause I stay well off +Now all I get is hate mail all day saying Dre fell off +What cause I been in the lab with a pen and a pad +Tryin' to get this damn label off +I ain't havin' that, this is the millennium of Aftermath +It ain't gonna be nothin' after that +So give me one more platinum plaque and fuck rap, you can have it back +So where's all the Mad Rappers at +It's like a jungle in this habitat +But all you savage cats +Know that I was strapped with gats +While you were cuddling a Cabbage Patch Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say +But nothing comes out when they move their lips +Just a bunch of gibberish +And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say +But nothing comes out when they move their lips +Just a bunch of gibberish +And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say +But nothing comes out when they move their lips +Just a bunch of gibberish +And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre Step by step, heart to heart, left right left +We all fall down, +Step by step, heart to heart, left right left +We all fall down like toy soldiers +Bit by bit, torn apart +We never win but the battle wages on for toy soldiers I'm suppose to be the soldier, who never blows his composure +Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders +I ain't never suppose to show it, my crew ain't suppose to know it +Even if it means going toe to toe with the Benzino, it don't matter +I never drag 'em in battles that I can handle less I absolutely have to +I'm suppose to set an example, I need to be the leader +My crew looks for me to guide 'em +If some shit ever just pop off I'm suppose to be beside 'em +That Ja shit, I tried to squashed it, it was too late to stop it +There's a certain line, you just don't cross it, and he crossed it +I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost it +It was crazy, this shit went way beyond some Jay Z and Nas shit +And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it +I spent so much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted +I'm so caught it I almost feel like I'm the one who caused it +This ain't what I'm in Hip Hop for, it's not why I got in it +That was never my object for someone to get killed +Why would I want to destroy something I helped build +It wasn't my intentions, my intentions were good +I went through my whole career with out ever mentioning +And that's just outta respect, for not running my mouth +And talking about something that I knew nothing about +Plus Dre told me stay out, just wasn't my beef, So I did +I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth while he's all over TV +Now I'm talking a man who literally saved my life, like fuck it +I understand, this is business and this shit just isn't none of my business +But still knowing this shit could pop off at any minute cause Step by step, heart to heart, left right left +We all fall down, like toy soldiers +Bit by bit, torn apart +We never win but the battle wages on for toy soldiers It used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme +And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dying +But now it's elevated cause once you put someone's kids in it +Shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more, is it +It's a different ball game, call names and you ain't just rapping +We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happening +Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him +And asked him not to start it, he wasn't gonna go after him +Until Ja' start yappin' in magazines how he stabbed him +Fuck 'em 50, smash him, mash him, and let him have it +Meanwhile my intentions pulled me in other directions +Some receptionist said the source who answers phones at his desk +Has an erection for me and thinks +That I'll be his resurrection +Tries to blow the dust of his mic and make a new record +But now he's fucked the game up cause one of the ways I came up +Was through that publication, the same one that made me famous +Now the owner of it got a grudge against me for nothing but fuck it +That motherfucker can get it too, fuck 'em then +But I'm so busy being pissed off, I don't stop to think +That we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc +And he's inherited mine, which is fine, ain't like either of us mind +We still have soldiers that's on the front line that's willing to die for us +As soon as we give the orders, never to extort us +Strictly to show they support us +Maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus to show we love 'em back +And to let 'em know how important it is to have Runyon Avenue soldiers up in our corners +Their loyalty to us is worth more then any award is +But I ain't trying to have none of my people hurt or murdered +It ain't worth it, I can't think of a perfecter way to word it +Then to just say that I love y'all too much to see the verdict +I'll walk away from it all before I'll let it go any further +But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coping +I'm just willing to be the bigger man +If y'all can quit popping off at the jaws with the knocking +'Cause frankly I'm sick of talking +I'm not gonna let someone else's coffin rest on my conscience 'cause Step by step, heart to heart, left right left +We all fall down, like toy soldiers +Bit by bit, torn apart +We never win but the battle wages on for toy soldiers Lickilty Split freestyle: Check this out, Check this out, yo +This guy's a choke artist +You catch the bad one +Your better off shooting yourself with Papa Doc's handgun +Climbin up this mountain your weak +I leave you lost without a paddle floatin shits creek +You ain't Detroit, I'm the D, u the new kid on the block +bout to get smacked back to the boon docks +Fuckin Nazi this squad ain't your type +take sum real advice and form a group with Vanilla Ice +And what i tell ya you better use it +This guys a hillbilly this ain't Willie Nelson music +Trailer trash i choke u to your last breath +and have you lookin foolish like Chedder Bob when he shot himself +Silly rabbit i know why they call you dat like you follow future +Like he got carrots up his ass-crack +And when you acted up thats when u got jacked up +Acting stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked up +I crack your shoulder-blades +You'll get dropped so hard that Elvis will start turnin in his grave +I don't know why they let you out in the dark +You need to take your white ass back across 8 mile to the trailer park +(crowd cheers)--- WOOOO Eminem (rabbit) freestlyes: This guy raps like his parents jerked him +He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version +This whole crowd looks suspicious its all dudes in here +Except for these bitches +So i'm a german eh? +Thats ok you look like a fucking worm with braids +These leaders of the free world rookies +lookie how can six dicks be pussies? +talkin about shit's creek +bitch you can be up piss creek with paddles this deep +your still gonna sink +Your a disgrace +yeah they call me rabbit this is the turtle race +He can't get with me spitting this shit wickitly lickity shot a spick-a-spickety splyt lickety +So i'm gonna turn with a great smile +And walk my white ass back across 8 Mile My heart is telling me to be different +its about time for me to move on +swallow everything, that i learned +i'm at a point of no return +no return no return no return no return +no return no return no return +I'm at a point of no return. Man, it feels like these walls are closin' in +This roof is cavin' in +Uh, it's time to raise it, then +Your tasin' them with like pages in +My book of rhymes got 'em cookin' +Boy, this crooked mind of mine got 'em all shook +And scared to look in my eyes +I stole that fuckin' clock, I took the time and I +Came up from behind and pretty much snuck up +And butt fucked this game up +Better be careful when you bring my name up +Fuck this fame, that ain't what +I came to claim but the game ain't +Gonna be the same on the day that I leave it +But I swear one way or another +I'ma make these fuckin' haters believe that +I swear to God, won't spare the rod +I'm a man of my word so your fuckin' heads better nod +Or I'ma fuck around in this bitch and roast everybody +Sleep on me, that pillow is where your head'll lie +Permanently, bitch, it's beddy bye +This world is my Easter egg, yeah, prepare to die +My head is swollen, my confidence is up +This stage is my pedestal, I'm unstoppable, incredible +Hope you're trapped in my medicine ball +I could run circles around you so fast +Your fuckin' head'll spin, dog +I split your cabbage and your lettuce and olives, I'll fuckin' My heart is telling me to be different +its about time for me to move on +swallow everything, that i learned +i'm at a point of no return +no return no return no return no return +no return no return no return +i'm at a point of no return. One thing bout music when it hits you feel no pain +and i swear i got this shit that makes these bitches go insane +so they tell me that they love me i know better than that it's just game +it's just what comes from fame +and i'm ready for that i'm just saying +i really can't complain, everything is kosher +two thumbs up, ebert and roeper +i really can't see the end getting any closer +but i'll probably still be the man when everything is over +so i'm riding through the city with my high beams on +can you see me can you see me get your visine on +y'all just do not fit the picture +turn your wide screen on +if you thinking i'm gonna quit before i die dream on +man they treat me like a legend +am i really this cold +i'm really too young to be feeling this old +it's about time you admit it who you kidding man +nobody's ever done it like i did it my heart is telling me to be different +its about time for me to move on +swallow everything, that i learned +i'm at a point of no return +no return no return no return no return +no return no return no return +i'm at a point of no return. I'm hot motherfucker, get a plate bitch +don't say shit, get your face lift +rozay bitch let the champagne drip +niggas swag jack, but this l.a. shit +get it back, give it back ain't 'bout shit +snap back them ain't even rare where the tag a what +wack ass all up in my ear bitch bag back +i bag bad bitches motherfucker kat stacks +yellow nigga, no cabs +got the phantom out, no mats +get your camera out uh, one flash +hot beams steady shot clap your ass +aw, t. raw i'm so uh +loc's on, chucks low, black beanie dog +patron top wash straight from the liquor store +i'm turned up i can't feel my face so My heart is telling me to be different +its about time for me to move on +swallow everything, that i learned +i'm at a point of no return +no return no return no return +no return no return no return no return +i'm at a point of no return. Yea, (oh, oh), yea yea, oh I feel like dancing +I feel like dancing I smell something in the air that's making me (high) +I said I smell something in the air that's making me high Ok here we go, do-re-mi-fa-so, I'm so la-di-da so +Lyrical rise flow, give back the tobasco +You motherfuckers mustsanot know the tic tac songs +Time to show you the mo kick ass flow in the cosmos +Picasso with a pick axe a sick asshole +She tac toe frozen six pack with exacto +Knives, strangling wives with pig lasso +Few bags of the the grass, zig zags, I'm with the doc so +You know how that go, skull and the crossbones +This is poison, the boys and girls who do not know +You do not want to try this at home my novato (novice) +This is niether the time or the place to get macho +So crack a six pack, sit back with some nachos +Maybe some popcorn, and watch the show and just rock slow +It's not what you expected, tho what you thought though +Bout time to you wake the fuck up smell the pot smoke It must be the ganja +It's the marijuana +That's creeping upon me while I'm so high +Maybe it's the hindi that has gotten in me +Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind It must be the ganja +It's the marijuana +That's creeping upon me while I'm so high +Maybe it's the hindi that has gotten in me +Whatever's got into me I don't mind Your dreams of getting the pill, you are literally getting the chills +Spitting at will, me and Dre have just finished splitting a pill +You're submitting to skill, sitting still, I'm admitting, I'm beginning to feel +Like I don't think anyone's real, +Faced with a dilemma, I can be Dali Llama and become a bin gramma a step beyond a Jeffrey Dahmer +Please don't upset me mama, you lookin sexy mama, +Don't know if this the lala or the rum and pepsi mama +Don't want to end up inside my refrigerator freezer, +Be used as extra topping the next time I make a pizza +How many people you know can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row, +Put em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper, +Name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper, +Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped, +The trunk that they were stuffed in, the model the make the plate +And which motel which lake they found her in, +And how they attacked the victim, +Say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one, +Which night it was done, what kid would write there was none, +So sloppy like this it's fun, the fuckin ecstasy goes It must be the ganja +It's the marijuana +That's creeping upon me while I'm so high +Maybe it's the hindi that has gotten in me +Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind When I'm behind a mic dynamite is what it's kinda like +Get stuck with that same stick that you're trying to light +Behind the boards is Dre, legends are made this way +Isn't it safe to say, this is the way it should be? +Maybe you need some lyric syrup sign for your symptoms +Heres a dosage of the antidote now you give him some, +He can give her some, she can give him some +Get behind a lynn drum, make up a beat and kill the sucka syndrome +You're spitting drama when it comes to lyrics and penance I'm +Starting from scratch and then ending up at the end ending up +Capable of bringing a bullets a stillunbelievable bullets a +Titanium brain that's full of, surprises +When the smoke rises right before your very own eyes +You stare into your stereos eyes +Good evening, this ain't even a weed thing, +I ain't even smoke anything, I ain't even drink anything It must be the ganja +It's the marijuana +That's creeping upon me while I'm so high +Maybe it's the hindi that has gotten in me +Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind Now this shit's about to kick off, this party looks wack +Let's take it back to straight hip-hop and start it from scratch +I'm 'bout to bloody this track up, everybody get back +That's why my pen needs a pad cause my rhymes on the ra-hag +Just like I did with addiction I'm 'bout to kick it +Like a magician, critics I turn to crickets +Got 'em still on the fence ready to pick it +But quick get impaled when I tell 'em stick it +So sick I'm looking pale, well that's my pigment +'Bout to go ham, ya bish, shout out to Kendrick +Let's bring it back to that vintage Slim, bitch! +The art of the MCing mixed with da Vinci and MC Ren +And I don't mean Stimpy's friend, bitch +Been public enemy since you thought PE was gym, bitch Take your shoes off, let your hair down and (Go berzerk) all night long +Grow your beard out, just weird out and (Go berzerk) all night long We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down +So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the a.m. +So baby make just like K-Fed and let yourself go, let yourself go +Say fuck it before we kick the bucket +Life's too short to not go for broke +So everybody, everybody (Go berzerk) shake your body Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it? +Khakis pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced +So I guess it ain't +That aftershave or cologne that made them just faint +Plus I just showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint +So if love is a chess game, check mate +But girl your body's banging, jump me in, gang bang bang +Yessiree Bob I was thinking the same thing +So come get on this Kid's rock, baw-wit-da-baw dang-dang +P-p-p pow-pow chicka-chicka wow-wow +Catch a cab, I wanna go down b-b-bow, bow +Slow it down, throw in the towel, t-t-towel tow +Dumb it down, I don't know how (Huh-huh) how-how +At least I know that I don't know +Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid +Hope so, now ho Take your shoes off, let your hair down and (Go berserk) all night long +Grow your beard out, just weird out and (Go berserk) all night long We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down +So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the a.m. +So crank the bass up like crazy and let yourself go, let yourself go +Say fuck it before we kick the bucket +Life's too short to not go for broke +So everybody, everybody (Go berzerk) get your vials They say that love is powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam +All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo +With the ugly Kardashian +Lamar, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low +Bars hard, drugs hard thought that's the past +But I done did enough codeine to knock Future into tomorrow +And girl I ain't got no money to borrow +But I am tryin' to find a way to get you alone, car note! +Oh, Marshall Mathers shouldn't everybody know +Get the bar soap lathered, kangols and Carhartt, these Cargos +Girl you're fixin' to get your heart broke, don't be absurd man +You bird brained baby I ain't called anybody baby since Birdman +Unless you're a swallow +Word, w-word man you heard, but don't be discouraged girl +This is your jam, unless you got toe jam Take your shoes off, let your hair down and (Go berzerk) all night long +Grow your beard out, just weird out and (Go berzerk) all night long We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down +So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the a.m. +So baby make just like K-Fed and let yourself go, let yourself go +Say fuck it before we kick the bucket +Life's too short to not go for broke +So everybody, everybody (Go berzerk) get your vials We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down +So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the a.m. +So crank the bass up like crazy and let yourself go, let yourself go +Say fuck it before we kick the bucket +Life's too short to not go for broke +So everybody, everybody (Go berzerk) get your vials Hey Em, you know you my favorite white boy right? +I owe you for this one I've been patiently waiting for a track to explode on +You can stun if you want and your ass will get rolled on +It feels like my flows been hot for so long +If you thinking I'm fucking fall off your so wrong Innocent in my head, like a baby born dead +Destination heaven, sit and politic with passengers from nine eleven +The lords blessings leave me lyrically inclined +Shit I ain't even gotta try to shine +God's the seamstress that tailor fitted my pain +I got scriptures in my brain I could spit at your dame +Straight out the good book, look, niggas is shook +50 fears no man, warrior swing swords like Conan +Picture me pen in hand write lines knowing the source'll quote it +When I die, they'll read this and say a genius wrote it +I grew up without my pops should that make me bitter? +I caught cases I copped out does that make me a quitter? +In this white man's world I'm similar to a squirrel +Lookin for a slut with a nice butt to get a nut +If I get shot today my phone will stop ringing again +These industry niggaz ain't friends, they know how to pretend Patiently waiting to make it through all the hating +Debating whether or not you could even weather the storm. +Just lay on the table they operating to save you +Its like an angel came to you sent from the heavens above They think they're crazy but they ain't crazy lets face it, shit basically +They just playing sick, they ain't shit They ain't saying shit, spray 'em Fifty +A to the K, get in the way I'll bring Dre and them wit me +And turn this day into fucking mayhem you staying with me? +Don't let me lose you, I'm not trying to confuse you +When I let loose with this Uzi and just shoot through your Isuzu +You get the message am I getting through to you? +You know whats coming you motherfuckers don't even know do you? +Take some Big and some Pac and you mix them up in a pot +Sprinkle a little Big L on top, and what the fuck do you got? +You got the realest and illest killers tied up in a knot +The Juggernauts of this rap shit like it or not +Its like a fight to the top just to see who died for the spot +You put your life in this, nothing like surviving the shot +Y'all know what time it is as soon as Fifty signs on this dot +Shit what you know about death threats, 'cause I get a lot +Shady Records was eighty seconds away from the towers +Some cowards fucked with the wrong building they meant to hit ours +Better evacuate all children - nuclear shower +There's nothing spookier, you're now about to witness the power of fuckin Fifty I've been patiently waiting for a track to explode on +You can stun if you want and your ass will get rolled on +It feels like my flows been hot for so long +If you thinking I'm fucking fall off your so wrong I've been patiently waiting for a track to explode on +You can stun if you want and your ass will get rolled on +It feels like my flows been hot for so long +If you thinking I'm fucking fall off your so wrong The guns spark when the shots go off +Its fifty, they say its Fifty +See a nigga laid out with his fucking top blown off +Its fifty, man that wasn't Fifty, they don't holla my name You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house +And if you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth +Cause I'll break your face, have your ass running +Mumbling to the Jake, you going against me dog you making a mistake +Ill split you have you looking like the Michael Jackson's jackets with all them zippers +I'm the boss on this boat, you can call me skipper +The way I turn the money over you should call me flipper +Your bitch, a regular bitch, you calling her wifey +I fucked her, I feed her fast food, you keeping her icy +I'm down to sell records but not my soul +Snoop said this in 94' "We don't love them hoes" +I got pennies for my thoughts, now I'm rich +See the twenty's spinning looking mean on the six +Niggas wearing flags, 'cause the colors match they clothes +They get caught in the wrong hood and get filled up with holes (motherfucker). I've been patiently waiting for a track to explode on +You can stun if you want and your ass will get rolled on +It feels like my flows been hot for so long +If you thinking I'm fucking fall off your so wrong I've been patiently waiting for a track to explode on +You can stun if you want and your ass will get rolled on +It feels like my flows been hot for so long +If you thinking I'm fucking fall off your so wrong Its fifty Shady! Yeah +Who run it? You know, you actin' like you don't know +We run it, you do know but you actin' like you don't know +Who run it? You know, you actin' like you don't know +We run it, you do know but you actin' like you don't know You know, you actin' like you don't know +I tear the club up fo' sho +This flow is gon' bring more dough +You do know but actin' like you don't know Now homie I say I run (it run) it 'cause I'm in control +Hypnotic, Hennessey, a couple shots of Patron +I have you feelin' aight, I get you high as a kite +Party poppin' shorty said she's comin' with me tonight +I ain't shoulder leanin', I ain't snappin' and poppin' +Either I'm bobbin' my head or I'm just standin' there watchin' +I'm a hustler, I hustle, you can tell that I'm paid +And I protect what I got, I'm in the house with my blade +Nigga you front you gon' get it, ok now maybe I said it +'cause I want you triddip, yeah I be on that shiddit +You should see when I'm stuntin' I flash the stones that be wantin' +Push the whip see me rollin', you can tell that I'm holdin' +I'm just doin' my thang, you know The Units the game +I got my grimy Shady with me +You front you'll have to get me off your ass +I pay the lawsuit and laugh, it's not a big deal +It's nuttin' but some cash You know, you actin' like you don't know +I tear the club up fo' sho +This flow is gon' bring more dough +You do know but actin' like you don't know You know, you actin' like you don't know +I tear the club up fo' sho +This flow is gon' bring more dough +You do know but actin' like you don't know When me and Fif' got together to do this music then move it +We became enveloped we just developed a fellowship through it +It's no pretend shit, it's friendship, me nemisis is su nemisis +The same for him, it's just media, see to them it's just images +But this shit is no gimmicks, this is blood in and blood out +When it's beef you just gotta know when to butt in and butt out +If there's a problem we solve it, if we don't resolve it +It usually just evolves into one big brawl and we all get involved in it +We should all get a merit, this much beef we inherit +And wear it like a badge with honour, pass it around and share it +And let it go to whoevers holdin' the most current beef on their shoulders +And their soldiers got their backs till it's over +But tonight, we ain't comin' here to beef with nobody +We came to party, Banks, Cashis and Mr. Ferrari +So it's Shady After-mizz-ath back in that ass, you izz-ass +Come hizzon what kinda fizz-uckin' position is that You know, you actin' like you don't know +I tear the club up fo' sho +This flow is gon' bring more dough +You do know but actin' like you don't know You know, you actin' like you don't know +I tear the club up fo' sho +This flow is gon' bring more dough +You do know but actin' like you don't know Pistol play, ricochet, see where the victim lay +Slumped over bleedin', JFK +HK to your chest plate +Cave out and ride till the death, do you rep that way? +Forever I'm a be a Shady 7-4 Gangster +Plus I survived everything you got in that chamber +I thrived off of danger, jumpin' in all beef +You keep talkin' shit, now the squad called me Enough holdin' back the steam, Em let off a magazine +Dappadon Cappa-queens, mixed in with Cashis creams +Started off with half a dream, developed into what you see +Tellin' ain't my cup of tea, can't tell I'm a fuckin'' G +I'm a hold a 'matic, when I'm at it, start static and you splattered +Shit shattered, I'm a walkin' bitch magnet +Spit it how I live it, live it all the way to the limit +And I'm always on my pivot for my digits, you dig it You know, you actin' like you don't know +I tear the club up fo' sho +This flow is gon' bring more dough +You do know but actin' like you don't know You know, you actin' like you don't know +I tear the club up fo' sho +This flow is gon' bring more dough +You do know but actin' like you don't know You know what this is +Shady, G-Unit, Aftermath, +Lloyd Banks, Cashis, Marshall Mathers, Ferrari F-50, +It's a movement, you can't stop it +Talk of Tony Yayo, go [Chorus] can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars +i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now +can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars +i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now +and it seems like yesterday it was just a dream +but those days are gone they're just memories +and it seems like yesterday it was just a dream +but those days are gone [EMINEM] Alright, +lets pretend, marshall mathers never picked up a pen +lets pretend, things woulda been no different +pretend he procrastinated and had no motivation +pretend he just made excuses that were so paper thin +they could blow away with the wind +marshall youre never gonna make it +makes no sense to play the game +there aint no way that you'll win +pretend he'd just stay outside all day +and play with his friends +pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend +and it wasnt time to move and schools werent changing again +he wasnt socially akward and just strange as a kid +he had a father and his mother wasnt crazy as shit +and he never dreamed he could rip stadiums +and just lazy as shit +fuck a talent show in the gymnasium, bitch +you wont amount to shit, quit day dreaming, kid +you need to get your cranium checked +you're thinking like an alien, it just aint realistic +now pretend things just make him angry with this shit +and there was no one he could even aim when he's pissed +and his alarm went off to wake him but he didnt make it to the rap olympics +left to his plane and he missed it +he's gonna have a hard time explaining to hailey and lainey +these food stamps and this weak shit +cause he never risked shit, he hoped and he wished it +but it didnt fall on his lap so he aint even here +he pretends that .. [Chorus] can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars +i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now +can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars +i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now Aw look at daddy's baby girl +That's daddy baby +Little sleepy head +Yesterday I changed your diaper +Wiped you and powdered you. +How did you get so big? +Can't believe it now you're two +Baby you're so precious +Daddy's so proud of you +Sit down bitch +If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you (Okay) +Don't make me wake this baby +She don't need to see what I'm about to do +Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you? +How could you? +Just leave me and love him out the blue +Oh, what's a matter Kim? +Am I too loud for you? +Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time +At first, I'm like all right +You want to throw me out? that's fine! +But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind? +This couch, this T-V, this whole house is mine! +How could you let him sleep in our bed? +Look at Kim +Look at your husband now! (No!) +I said look at him! +He ain't so hot now is he? +Little punk! +(Why are you doing this?) +Shut the fuck up! +(You're drunk! you're never going to get away at this!) +You think I give a fuck! +Come on we're going for a ride bitch +(No!) +Sit up front +(Well I can't just leave 'ey alone, what if she wakes up?) +We'll be right back +Well I will you'll be in the trunk So long, bitch you did me so wrong +I don't want to go on +Living in this world without you So long, bitch you did me so wrong +I don't want to go on +Living in this world without you You really fucked me Kim +You really did a number on me +Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me +But we was kids then Kim, I was only eighteen +That was years ago +I thought we wiped the slate clean +That's fucked up! +(I love you!) +Oh God my brain is racing +(I love you!) +What are you doing? +Change the station I hate this song! +Does this look like a big joke? +(No!) +There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat +In your living room, ha-ha +What you think I'm kiddin' you? +You loved him didn't you? +(No!) +Bullshit you bitch don't fucking lie to me +What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me? +Fuck you asshole, yeah bite me +Kim, Kim! +Why don't you like me? +You think I'm ugly don't you +(It's not that!) +No you think I'm ugly +(Baby) +Get the fuck away from me, don't touch me +I hate you! I hate you! +I swear to god I hate you +Oh my God I love you +How the fuck could you do this to me? +(Sorry!) +How the fuck could you do this to me? So long, bitch you did me so wrong +I don't want to go on +Living in this world without you So long, bitch you did me so wrong +I don't want to go on +Living in this world without you Come on get out +(I can't I'm scared) +I said get out bitch! +(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby) +(Please I love you, look we can just take Hallie and leave) +Fuck you, you did this to us +You did it, it's your fault +Oh my God I'm crackin' up +Get a grip Marshall +Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party? +And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie +That was funny wasn't it? +(Yes!) +That was funny wasn't it? +(Yes!) +See it all makes sense, doesn't it? +You and your husband have a fight +One of you tries to grab a knife +And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adams apple sliced +(No!) +And while this is goin' on +His son just woke up and he just walks in +She panics and he gets his throat cut +(Oh my God!) +So now they both dead and you slash your own throat +So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note +I should have known better when you started to act weird +We could've, hey! where you going? get back here! +You can't run from me Kim +It's just us, nobody else! +You're only making this harder on yourself +Ha! ha! got you! +(Ah!) +Ha! go ahead yell! +Here I'll scream with you! +Ah somebody help! +Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? +Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin' to you +You were supposed to love me +Now bleed! bitch bleed! +Bleed! bitch bleed! bleed! So long, bitch you did me so wrong +I don't want to go on +Living in this world without you On the first page of our story +The future seemed so bright +Then this thing turned out so evil +I don't know why I'm still surprised +Even angels have their wicked schemes +And you take that to new extremes +But you'll always be my hero +Even though you've lost your mind Just gonna stand there and watch me burn +But that's all right because I like the way it hurts +Just gonna stand there and hear me cry +But that's all right because I love the way you lie +I love the way you lie +Oh, I love the way you lie Now there's gravel in our voices +Glass is shattered from the fight +In this tug of war you'll always win +Even when I'm right +'Cause you feed me fables from your hand +With violent words and empty threats +And it's sick that all these battles +Are what keeps me satisfied Just gonna stand there and watch me burn +But that's all right because I like the way it hurts +Just gonna stand there and hear me cry +But that's all right because I love the way you lie +I love the way you lie +Oh, I love the way you lie So maybe I'm a masochist +I try to run but I don't wanna ever leave +'Til the walls are going up +In smoke with all our memories This morning, you wake, a sun ray hits your face +Smeared makeup as we lay in the wake of destruction +Hush baby, speak softly, tell me you're awfully sorry +That you pushed me into the coffee table last night so I can push you off me +Try and touch me so I can scream at you not to touch me +Run out the room and I'll follow you like a lost puppy +Baby, without you, I'm nothing, I'm so lost, hug me +Then tell me how ugly I am, but that you'll always love me +Then after that, shove me, in the aftermath of the +Destructive path that we're on, two psychopaths but we +Know that no matter how many knives we put in each other's backs +That we'll have each other's backs, 'cause we're that lucky +Together, we move mountains, let's not make mountains out of molehills +You hit me twice, yeah, but who's counting? +I may have hit you three times, I'm starting to lose count +But together, we'll live forever, we found the youth fountain +Our love is crazy, we're nuts, but I refused counseling +This house is too huge, if you move out I'll burn all two thousand +Square feet of it to the ground, ain't shit you can do about it +'Cause with you I'm in my fucking mind, without you, I'm out it Just gonna stand there and watch me burn +But that's all right because I like the way it hurts +Just gonna stand there and hear me cry +But that's all right because I love the way you lie +I love the way you lie +Oh, I love the way you lie +Love the way you lie I never would've dreamed in a million years I'd see +So many motherfuckin' people who feel like me +Who share the same views and the same exact beliefs +It's like a fuckin' army marchin' in back of me +So many lives I touch, so much anger aimed +In no particular direction +Just sprays and sprays +And straight through your radio waves it plays and plays +'Til it stays stuck in your head for days and days +Who woulda thought +Standing in this mirror bleachin' my hair, with some peroxide +Reachin' for a t-shirt to wear +That I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this? +How could I predict my words would have an impact like this +I must've struck a chord, with somebody up in the office +Cause Congress keeps telling me I ain't causin' nothin' but problems +And now they're sayin' I'm in trouble with the government +I'm lovin' it, I shoveled shit all my life, and now I'm dumping it on White America! +I could be one of your kids +White America! +Little Eric looks just like this +White America! +Erica loves my shit +I go to T-R-L, look how many hugs I get +White America! +I Could be one of your kids +White America! +Little Eric looks just like this +White America! +Erica loves my shit +I go to T-R-L, look how many hugs I get Look at these eyes baby blue baby just like yourself +If they were brown +Shady lose +Shady sits on the shelf +But Shady's cute +Shady knew Shady's dimples would help +Make ladies swoon baby (ooh baby) +Look at myself! +Let's do the math +If I was black I woulda sold half +I ain't have to graduate from Lincoln High School to know that +But I can rap so fuck school +I'm too cool to go back +Gimme the mic +Show me where the fuckin' studios at +When I was underground +No one gave a fuck I was white +No labels wanted to sign me +Almost gave up, I was like "Fuck it" +Until I met Dre +The only one who looked past +Gave me a chance +And I lit a fire up under his ass +Helped him get back to the top +Every fan black that I got +Was probably his in exchange for every white fan that hes got +Like damn we just swapped +Sittin' back look at this shit wow +I'm like "My skin, is it startin' to work to my benefit now?" White America! +I could be one of your kids +White America! +Little Eric looks just like this +White America! +Erica loves my shit +I go to T-R-L, look how many hugs I get +White America! +I Could be one of your kids +White America! +Little Eric looks just like this +White America! +Erica loves my shit +I go to T-R-L, look how many hugs I get See the problem is I speak to suburban kids +Who otherwise woulda never knew these words exist +Whose mom's probably woulda never gave two squirts of piss +'Til I created so much muthafuckin' turbulence +Straight out the tube right into ya livin' rooms I came +And kids flipped +When they knew I was produced by Dre +That's all it took +And they were instantly hooked right in +And they connected wit' me too because I looked like them +That's why they put my lyrics up under this microscope +Searchin' wit' a fine toothed comb +It's like this rope waitin' to choke +Tightenin' around my throat +Watchin' me while I write this like +"I dont like this, no!" +All I hear is +Lyrics lyrics constant controversy +Sponsors workin' round the clock +To try to stop my concerts early +Surely hip hop is never a problem +In Harlem only in Boston +After it bothered ya fathers +Of daughters startin' to blossom +Now I'm catchin' the flack from these activists +When they raggin' +Actin' like I'm the first rapper to smack a bitch and say fagot +Shit, +Just look at me like I'm ya closest pal +A poster child +The muthafuckin' spokesman now for White America! +I could be one of your kids +White America! +Little Eric looks just like this +White America! +Erica loves my shit +I go to T-R-L, look how many hugs I get +White America! +I Could be one of your kids +White America! +Little Eric looks just like this +White America! +Erica loves my shit +I go to T-R-L, look how many hugs I get So to the parents of America +I am the derringer aimed at little Erica +To attack her character +The ring leader of the circus of worthless pawns +Sent to lead the march right up to the steps of Congress +And piss on the lawns of the White House +To burn the casket and replace it with a parental advisory sticker +To spit liquor in the faces of this democracy of hypocrisy +Fuck you Ms. Cheney +Fuck you tipper Gore +Fuck you with the free-ness of speech this +Divided states of embarrassment will allow me to have +Fuck you! Ha ha ha! I'm just playin' America, you know I love you A lot of people ask me +Am I afraid of death +Hell yeah I'm afraid of death +I don't want to die yet +A lot of people think that I worship the devil +That I do all types of retarded shit +Look, I can't change the way I think +And I can't change the way I am +But if I offended you? Good +'Cause I still don't give a fuck Zoning off one joint +Stop in a limo, hop in the window +Shopping the demo with gun point +A lyricist without a clue +What year is this? +Fuck a needle here's a sword body pierce with this +Live in the muck, never giving a fuck +Give me the keys I'm drunk, and I never driven a truck +But I smoke dope in a cab +I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab +Come back the next week and re-open your scab +A killer instinct runs in the blood +Emptying full clips and bury your guns in the mud +I've calmed down now +I was heavy once into drugs +I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz +My brains gone, my souls warm, my spirit is torn +The rest of my body is still being operated on +I'm ducked the fuck down while I'm writing this rhyme +'Cause I'm probably gonna get struck by lightning this time To all the weed that I've smoked +Yo! this blunt's for you +To all the people I've offended +Yeah fuck you to +To all the friends I used to have +Yo! I miss my past +But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass +To all the drugs that I've done +Yo, I'm still goin' do +To all the people I've offended +Yeah fuck you to +To every time I reminisce +Yo! I miss my past +But I still don't give a fuck y'all can kiss my ass! I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you +And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue +I'll hang you till you dangle and chain you with both ankles +And pull you apart from both angles +I want to crush your skull till your brains leaks out of your veins +And bust open like broken water mains +So tell Saddam not to bother with making another bomb +'Cause I'm crushing the whole world in my palm +I got your girl in my arm +And I'm armed with a firearm +So big my entire arm is a giant fire bomb +Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron on +And the pants to match (Here mommer try 'em on) +I get a master chick with a mouth full of adjectives +A brain full of adverbs and a box full of laxatives (Shittin' on rappers) +'Causing hospital accidents +God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again To all the weed that I've smoked +Yo! this blunt's for you +To all the people I've offended +Yeah fuck you to +To all the friends I used to have +Yo! I miss my past +But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass +To all the drugs that I've done +Yo, I'm still goin' do +To all the people I've offended +Yeah fuck you to +To every time I reminisce +Yo! I miss my past +But I still don't give a fuck y'all can kiss my ass! I wanted a album so rugged nobody could touch it +Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Oh shit!) +Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt +I can't rap anymore I just murdered the alphabet +Drug sickness got me doing some bug switches +I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches +I don't rap to get the woman fuck bitches +Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes +Never ran with a click, I'm a posse +Kamikaze strapping a mother fucking bomb across me +From the second I was born my momma lost me +And I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy +I don't know why the fuck I'm here in the first place +My worst day on this earth was my first birthday +Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damage? +Fuck I was born during a earthquake To all the weed that I've smoked +Yo! this blunt's for you +To all the people I've offended +Yeah fuck you to +To all the friends I used to have +Yo! I miss my past +But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass +To all the drugs that I've done +Yo, I'm still goin' do +To all the people I've offended +Yeah fuck you to +To every time I reminisce +I miss my past +But I still don't give a fuck y'all can kiss my ass! Sometimes I just feel like, quittin' I still might +Why do I put up this fight, why do I still write +Sometimes it's hard enough just dealin' with real life +Sometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill mics +And show these people what my level of skill's like +But I'm still white, sometimes I just hate life +Somethin ain't right, hit the brake lights +Case of the stage fright, drawin a blank like +Da-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my fault +Great big eyeballs, my insides crawl +And I clam up {*wham*} I just slam shut +I just can't do it, my whole manhood's +Just been stripped, I have just been vicked +So I must then get, off the bus then split +Man fuck this shit; yo, I'm goin' the fuck home +World on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Road I'm a man, I'mma make a new plan +Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land +Time to really just take matters into my own hands +Once I'm over these tracks man I'mma never look back +(8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone +Ain't gon' follow the footsteps I'm makin' my own +Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road I'm walkin' these train tracks, tryin' to regain back +The spirit I had 'fore I go back to the same crap +To the same plant, and the same pants +Tryin' to chase rap, gotta move ASAP +And get a new plan, momma's got a new man +Poor little baby sister, she don't understand +Sits in front of the TV, buries her nose in the pad +And just colors until the crayon gets dull in her hand +While she colors her big brother and mother and dad +Ain't no tellin' what really goes on in her little head +Wish I could be the daddy that neither one of us had +But I keep runnin' from somethin' I never wanted so bad! +Sometimes I get upset, cause I ain't blew up yet +It's like I grew up, but I ain't grow me two nuts yet +Don't gotta rep my step, don't got enough pep +The pressure's too much man, I'm just tryin' to do what's best +And I try, sit alone and I cry +Yo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes by +That I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin' you God +Please don't let me be pigeonholed in no regular job +Yo I hope you can hear me homey wherever you are +Yo I'm tellin' you dawg I'm bailin' this trailer tomorrow +Tell my mother I love her, kiss baby sister goodbye +Say whenever you need me baby, I'm never too far +But yo I gotta get out there, the only way I know +And I'mma be back for you, the second that I blow +On everything I own, I'll make it on my own +Off to work I go, back to this 8 Mile Road I'm a man, I'mma make a new plan +Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land +Time to really just take matters into my own hands +Once I'm over these tracks man I'mma never look back +(8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone +Ain't gon' follow the footsteps I'm makin' my own +Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road You gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get it +Or see what the big deal is, why it was and it still is +To be walkin this borderline of Detroit city limits +It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate +Of authenticity, you'd never even see +But it's everything to me, it's my credibility +You never seen heard smelled or met a real MC +Who's incredible upon the same pedestal as me +But yet I'm still unsigned, havin' a rough time +Sit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymes +Go to work and serve MCs in the lunchline +But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go +Who must I show, to bust my flow +Where must I go, who must I know +Or am I just another crab in the bucket +Cause I ain't havin' no luck with this little Rabbit foot so fuck it +Maybe I need a new outlet, I'm startin to doubt shit +I'm feelin' a little skeptical who I hang out with +I look like a bum, yo my clothes ain't about shit +At the Salvation Army tryin to salvage an outfit +And it's cold, tryin' to travel this road +Plus I feel like I'm on stuck in this battlin mode +My defenses are so up, but one thing I don't want +Is pity from no one, the city is no fun +There is no sun, and it's so dark +Sometimes I feel like I'm just bein' pulled apart +From each one of my limbs, by each one of my friends +It's enough to just make me wanna jump out of my skin +Sometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know not +What I'm doin I just blow, my head is a stove top +I just explode, the kettle gets so hot +Sometimes my mouth just overloads the ass that I don't got +But I've learned, it's time for me to U-turn +Yo it only takes one time for me to get burned +Ain't no fallin' no next time I meet a new girl +I can no longer play stupid or be immature +I got every ingredient, all I need is the courage +Like I already got the beat, all I need is the words +Got the urge, suddenly it's a surge +Suddenly a new burst of energy has occurred +Time to show these free world leaders the 3 and a third +I am no longer scared now, I'm free as a bird +Then I turn and cross over the median curb +Hit the 'burbs and all you see is a blur from 8 Mile Road I'm a man, I'mma make a new plan +Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land +Time to really just take matters into my own hands +Once I'm over these tracks man I'mma never look back +(8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone +Ain't gon' follow the footsteps I'm makin' my own +Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road [Intro- talking] +{Eminem] +Shady, Aftermath +(BTOV) {nate dogg] +aye bitch, hey! There she goes shaking that ass on the floor +Bumpin and grindin that pole +The way she's grindin that pole +I think I'm losing control +hey hey Bobby, Bobby, Bobby Creek [Bobby Creek] +I'm on the patron +In the end I'm gone +My eyes ain't clear +I'm gone +So she hear me wrong +I'm kinda in the zone +Cause the DJ playin' my song +Just another opportunity for sayin' I'm known +I'm from Atlanta +So southern ain't just part of my grammar +I can up and cock the hammer +For any nigga wid Hammer +But I came here to get on goose and tropicana +Get loose put some more of my juice +In your caboose +Sippin everything from white grain +To deuce juice +With nothin' to gain +But my grace and loose tooths +Eminem came Obie stat and proof too +Bobby creek is in the place +The name is snoop too +But they might been around +My drinks is 10 around +I can make her spin around +If she keep her dinner down +Simmer down +We can hit the telly when the fun stops +And I'll let you in ya work +Come sip on my gum drops +yeah +[Nate Dogg] +Three to the one from the one to the three +I met a bad bitch last night in the D +Let me tell you how I made her leave with me +Conversation and Hennessey +I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top +Heard muthafuckers talk, seen 'em drop +If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock +And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock +Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet +It's real easy just follow the beat +Don't let that fine girl pass you by +Look real close cause strobe lights lie +We bout to have a party (turn the music up) +Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt) +I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut +Wanna get it poppin baby step right up +Some girls they act retarded +Some girls are bout it bout it +I'm lookin for a girl +That will do whatever the fuck +I say everyday she be givin it up [Nate Dogg- Chorus] +Shake that ass for me, +Shake that ass for me +Come on girl, shake that ass for me, +Shake that ass for me +Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, +Shake that ass for me +Come on girl, shake that ass for me, +Shake that ass for me [Eminem] +O' Trice! [Obie Trice] +One slug +Couldn't snuff young 'cause +Goodness gracious +Haters stay on his nuts +One just like a hood rat chick who was curious +Serious +Full breast, ready to touch +Who's that in the cool blue back +With a blue new rag +Givin' head while he poppin' the clutch +Its true that I had a few +Obie rollin' with brews +aint that annual annually knockin' the boots +It's on manual +The way I knock em outta they shoes +Talk a little shit +Then they anus'll ooze +Talk a little spit on my ding-a-lang +Who +It's shady +You know the name of the crew +You know the aim is to bang you +In the mansion +With a magnum +With a night came to the matinee +mad as ?? +Obie +Came to party +You better ask somebody [Nate Dogg- Chorus] +Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me +Come on girl, shake that ass for me, +Shake that ass for me +Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, +Shake that ass for me +Come on girl, shake that ass for me, +Shaddy I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head +My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed +'Til one night he snuck in and said +We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed +Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? +After I fuck you in the butt, get some head +Bust a nut, get some rest +The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid! +The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed +He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead" +"Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset +Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck +I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you +I bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would get +I'll go handle this of course, unless you object" +"Ahh go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head" If you could count the skeletons in my closet +Under my bed and up under my faucet +Then you would know I've completely lost it +Is he nuts? No! He's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet +Under my bed and up under my faucet +Then you would know I've completely lost it +Is he nuts? No! He's insane! "Did you get him?" Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off +I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw +Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off +Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot +Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop +Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong +Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong +That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong +Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn +And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on +Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off +Everything, except his tank top and his training bra +Ain't he raw? Yeah mainiac, that's Shady dog +Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog +Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours +Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along If you could count the skeletons in my closet +Under my bed and up under my faucet +Then you would know I've completely lost it +Is he nuts? No! He's insane! Don't you know what felch means? Yeah, well then tell me +Would you rather get felched or do the felching +Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching +Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping +Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me? +I want you to feel me like my step father felt me +Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping +"Shady what the fuck you saying?" I don't know help me! +What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting +"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being" +No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing +I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see +I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me +She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street" +But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea" +"Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene" If you could count the skeletons in my closet +Under my bed and up under my faucet +Then you would know I've completely lost it +Is he nuts? No! He's insane! Got a shit-eatin' grin +Bitch, show me them itty-bitty titties again +We're in Sin City +Since when did we begin to get 'dicted to dope +Diggity, bitch, you need to run and go get your frigity-friends +I'm looking at your bum-stickity-bum, hun +The mickity mack's bickity back, don't act wickity-wack +And you can get the fickity-finger, the middle +You little dizzy bitch, eatin' spaghetti again +Got a 6 o'clock craving, stop, get Ciroc +It's 'bout to be an unbelievable night +I called it surreal, Sir Mix-a-Lot tape in +Hit the spot, spot my next victim +I'm picky like I missed a spot shavin' +Came to sip vodka, shit +Yeah, that little chick is hot but if she got rabies +I wouldn't give the bitch a shot, I'd poke her in the rear +But I bet if I licked her, she'd try to chase me (Ha-ha) +What are you, pit, rott, mixed? +Or you just got fixed, well, shit, then, let's lip-lock +If not then, chicks, piss off, you snobby little pig snot nose +You think you're hot shit cause you're in heat +Well, bitch, if you're solar, then I'm your polar opposite, dog +Cause I'm colder than popsicle sticks, poppin' shit +Talkin' it, walkin' it, spit boxin' +My sick thoughts are 'bout to lick shots, like this shit's hoppin' +And drip-droppin' in chocolatey whip-toppin' +So whether you're hip-hop, Slipknot, B.I.G., Pac +Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross, you'll dig this +If not then kick rocks in flip flops +And I produced the track +So you don't have to ask who it is when this shit knocks (Turn up!) +So bring clairvoyance to this bangin and I'mma keep on saying +All the shit I should be hung for, and probably killed for saying +And I probably will, but not until the day I pop a pill again +Like chopping 'til I'm dropping, still if that don't +Do the job of killing Shady, then the karma will +They saying I must bring it as Mohammad +Until the Parkinson's done eat away my brain +And made me Robin Williams crazy +Or I end up with dementia, but you rocking with a sadist +Hate to say this, but if the thought is entertaining +I ain't stopping till be sprayed it +Oh my god, for real man, not again I'm shaking +But before I tie a rope around this nob +If they don't like it, got a knob that they can slob on until +Wait I just forgot what I was thinking +What's it called again? I'm blanking +The thing above the balls between my legs and I think +I can feel it dangling, it's throbbing and it's veiny +Wait I think I got it, okay bitch I got you, Robin Williams hanging +Go hang in the lobby unless you came to slob me +Come on kemosabe +It's past time, like your favorite hobby +Cause if the way that I spit shit remains on my dick +then she grab me by the nuts and tried to take my sausage as a hostage +Ain't it obvious? Pretty much a no brainer, or should I say Cobainer? +That she's plain addicted to my dick like Lorena Bobbit +Got a wean her off it, weiner off it like she took my fucking penis +chopped it, and stuck it up between her armpits +And she begun to swing a crumpet knife and paint the carpet +at least that's what her train of thought is +Cause I came, saw, conquered, hit it +quit it, and made up a plane of bonkers +And I always end up giving these bitches some complex +And I don't mean apartment +So spread your feet apart +And let me see you do some yoga stretches, splits +Now grab this Cuisinart +And make me breakfast, bitch, that's a prerequisite +And that's just to get in this bedroom, bitch +Walked up to that Ke$ha chick (what up?) +Said my name is Booger, wanna catch a flick? +I'll even let you pick, make her fetch a stick +Bet you if you get this old dog these new tricks +To get familiar with I'll learn extra quick +Kick a pregnant bitch, oops, I guess the shit +Took an unexpected twist like the neck of the freaking exorcist +Bitch, I said that this mask ain't for hockey +Hate Versace, Versace, I got Münchhausen by proxy +I'm making you sick, don't pretend you can't hear me +You deaf, girl, I said you was foxy +I'll tell a bitch like Bizarre +Bitch, shut the fuck up and get in my car +And suck my fucking dick while I take a shit +And I think with my dick so come blow my mind +And it tastes like humble pie +So swallow my pride, you're lucky just to follow my ride +If I let you run alongside the Humvee +Unless you're Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let's ski +So what's it gon' be? Put that shit away Iggy +You gon' blow that rape whistle on me +(Squee!) I love it +'Fore I get lost with the gettin' off +Like this is our exit, now lets hit the highway and try not to get lost +'Till we get to Las Vegas (Party, do it 'till tomorrow) +Vegas +'Till we get to Las Vegas +(Party, do it 'till tomorrow) +Vegas +'Till we get to Las Vegas +(Party, do it 'till tomorrow) +Vegas +'Till we get to Las Vegas +(Party, do it 'till tomorrow) +Vegas Whatever happens here, stays here +So let's go all the way dear +Til we get to Las Vegas Whatever happens in my room, it stays in my room like movie night like cable +Treat every women in my stable like flavors +Looking like she kryptonite and I get weak after like 7 days +In 7 nights in the days and it's our Vegas +We rolling circles and packs, we the lifesavers +She got a boyfriend, I got a toy then +I'll bring her with me when I show up to her crib waving +And I ain't tryna be the nice neighbor +I'm so Jay Electronic, I'm cut like I'm all out of razors +And all I got is a gun left with a bayonet on it +Next ho froze and it look like I walked in to a jewelry store +With a about a million dollars with your mama +And sat down did an ALS challenge, huh +I stole that adlib from French, Bad & Evil back at it again +About to get my back tatted again +About to get a pic of a backstabber with an axe in his hand +Sitting on a bike in the sand +If you ain't been through nothing +Then that shouldn't mean nothing to you like likes on the Gram +If she current I keep her pussy purring like the pipes on a lamp +Weed got her so chinky eyed +Look like she been getting high on a flight to Japan +I keep my jewelry on while I'm fucking +Sound like I'm shaking up dice in a can +Listen, though this ain't Christmas I make you my ex miss +If this is my passion +I learn to give those who don't appreciate my presence +The gift of my absence +I don't know who you been listening to +Got me fucked up like Pookie in the chicken coop +Bitch, I don't give a two shits +Bitch, get the fuck out of my face +To make a long story short, I don't really gotta stand there +And listen to you while you throw a silly tantrum +Even though I have an affinity for witty banter +Starting to feel like foulplay like Billy Laimbeer +Hold up, she misunderstood me +I said saint, por favor +Thought I said to wait, had four doors +I knock a nigga face off +Give him the bottom of the nine like a baseball scoreboard (whatever) +I leave the club with my tab still open +Won't even get a cab for you and your friend +The only fear I have is of loathing +And I won't even kick in 'till we get to Las Vegas (Party, do it 'till tomorrow) +Vegas +'Till we get to Las Vegas +(Party, do it 'till tomorrow) +Vegas +'Till we get to Las Vegas +(Party, do it 'till tomorrow) +Vegas +'Till we get to Las Vegas +(Party, do it 'till tomorrow) +Vegas Whatever happens here, stays here +So let's go all the way dear +Til we get to Las Vegas Yo, I can't sing good +I feel like singin' +I wanna fuckin' sing +'Cause I'm happy Yeah, I'm happy +Ha Ha +I got my baby back +Yo, check it out Some days I sit, starin' out the window +Watchin' this world pass me by +Sometimes I think there's nothin' to live for +I almost break down and cry +Sometimes I think I'm crazy +I'm crazy, oh so crazy +Why am I here, am I just wastin' my time? +But then I see my baby +Suddenly I'm not crazy +It all makes sense when I look into her eyes (Oh no) Sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders +Everyone's leanin' on me +'Cause sometimes it feels like the world's almost over +But then she comes back to me My baby girl keeps gettin' older +I watch her grow up with pride +People make jokes, 'cuz they don't understand me +They just don't see my real side +I act like shit don't phase me +Inside it drives me crazy +My insecurities could eat me alive +But then I see my baby +Suddenly I'm not crazy +It all makes sense when I look into her eyes (oh no) Sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders +Everyone's leanin' on me +'Cause sometimes it feels like the world's almost over +But then she comes back to me Man, if I could sing, I'd keep singin' this song to my daughter +If I could hit the notes, I'd blow somethin' as long as my father +To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got 'er +God, I'm a daddy, I'm so glad that her mom didn't abort +Now you probably get this picture from my public persona +That I'm a pistol-packin' drug-addict who bags on his mama +But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest +'Cause there's a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' ma soul +And just know that I grow cold of the older I grow +This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harda to hold +And this load is like the weight of the world +And I think my neck is breakin' +Should I just give up +Or try to live up to these expectations? +Now look +I love my daughter more than life n' itself But I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin' hell +But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt +So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else +But the years that I've wasted is nothin' to the tears that I've tasted +So here's what I'm facin', 3 felonies, 6 years of probation +I've went to jail for this woman, I've been to bat for this woman +I've taken bats to people's backs, bent over backwards for this woman +Man, I should of seen it comin', what'd I stick my penis up in? +Would of ripped the pre-nup up if I'd seen what she was fuckin' +But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more +I got my baby, maybe the only lady that I adore, Hailie +So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya +Our baby's traveled back to the arms of her rightful owner +And suddenly it seems like my shoulder blades have just shifted +It's like the greatest gift you can get +The weight has been lifted +And now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders +Everyone's leanin' on me +'Cause my baby knows that her daddy's her soldier +Nothin' can take her from me Woo! +I told you I can't sing +Oh well, I tried +Hailie, remember when I said If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there? +Well guess what, daddy's here +And I ain't goin' nowhere baby +I love you I'm getting by with my wicked ways +I'm loading up and I'm taking names +I want to dig my way to hell +I want to dig my way to hell I'm getting by with my wicked ways +I'm loading up and I'm taking names +I want to dig my way to hell +I want to dig my way to hell Guess I got a way with words I could get away with murder +Ever heard of Aspergers? It's a rare condition +It's what you're suffering from when you simply don't care if its an +Eighty degree day and there's no fricken air conditioning +And you can't see, the b****'s hair is frizzin' +'Cause you got the windows up blaring the system in your Chevrolet Prism The devil ain't on the level same as him +Just someone who rebels in straight masochism +And imagine him giving him an adjective an a** whooping +So bad they should put his a** in prison +I word bully I verbally abuse verbs like he did something to me personally +Used forgetfully so I cut class and ditch it now I fully rap Cadillac from a K Car, my a** from a hole in the ground, still can't tell em apart +Came straight out the trailer park screaming I'm proud +To shop at K-mart and it became art +And I'm still fed up and as pissed off as they are +To this day I still get in fights with the same broad +At the same Walmart arguing over the same cart +In the middle of the aisle whilin I don't give a f*** I don't play! +You think you saw this basket first? +Yeah backwards like motherf***ing Bob and Silent Jay +Illest s*** you could think I would say +Mind's like a pile of clay +When's the last time you saw a villain with a cape? +With a gaping hole in it +Whip out, whip down Tied him around my neck went down the fire escape of the Empire State +Straight fell straight down to the ground splattered all over the entire state +And straight to hell got an impaled by the gates +So Satan stuck his face in an ashtray +But I sacheted around flames with a match and I gave him the gas face +And this ain't got nothing to do with a scalar +Being gay little faggot but by the way +Plus it's getting darker by the day +I'm a combination of Skylar Grey, Tyler the Creator, and Violent Jay It's a f***ing miracle to be this lyrical +Paint my face with clown make up and a smiley face, I'm insane +Every rhyme I say, a**aults you like an ultra violet ray +I'm sellin' hatred buffet style all the s*** you can eat +$11.99 so come on and pile a plate +I'm throwin' down the gauntlet to see what hell I can raise +With the rhyme I'm spittin' while I'm s***tin' on the competition +In the meantime it's always mean time I'm getting by with my wicked ways +I'm loading up and I'm taking names +I want to dig my way to hell +I want to dig my way to hell I'm getting by with my wicked ways +I'm loading up and I'm taking names +I want to dig my way to hell +I want to dig my way to hell I've been a career a**hole +I don't see why these people always got my back +I done said so much f***ed up s***, I was born a mistake +But I was put here not by accident +I had a purpose and that purpose was to beat a beat purplish +Slaughter tracks, I done put my two dimes and a nickel in this s*** +And I'm coming to get that quarter back +Like Ndamukong the drama can build +Your mama can ask me for my autograph +That cougars a MILF, she's the oldest trick in the book +But I sure would fall for that +You done brought a bat to a rocket launcher fight +When I get on the mic I'm a snap +Make you wish the ambulance that took me to the hospital +When I overdosed would have caught a flat If it makes you sick to your stomach pass it +Indigestion my suggestions's Kaopectate +If it feels like I'm running away with the game +Its 'cause I am don't speculate spectate +All I got is dick for days and insults for decades +But I get by my wicked ways, lady you can suck a dick till your neck aches +Cry till you get puffy eyes red face +But I'm leaving on this jet plane +You ain't fly, you're an airhead +I'm sick of pounding a square peg in a round hole, sorry another catchphrase +But your baggage ain't gonna fit in my storage over headspace +'Cause you just ain't big enough to fit your damaged goods +Other words don't try to put the heart in a headcase 'Cause baby stable mentally I ain't I need my meds, I peed my bed +I'm going blind, I don't see my legs, I keep on falling down +No wonder you can't stand me, I need my cane +Someone help me I think my face is melting +If you felt these migrains, see these maggots eat my brain +This G-I-A-empty hole in my empty head +If you read my mind you can see my pain +And you could see why I'd be this way +Ever since I was knee high playin' with G.I. Joes +Or shut the P-I-E hoes that peep my game 'Cause I'm about, like a f***in' echo +Psycho on a cycle +If I hear Iko +I'm out of control like no +Other mike-o, stab you to the nightpost +Nothing but a hole inside your skull where you eye close +'Cause I'm gonna sock it to you, dyko, you don't like it +Get on your Harley Davidson menstrual cycle and ride it, like a motorbike +I'm gonna blow the mike the whole night so strike up the f***in' maestro, I'm like nitro +And heigh-ho, hand me my shovel I'm libel to dig my hole deeper +It's off to H-E double hockey sticks I go I'm getting by with my wicked ways +I'm loading up and I'm taking names +I want to dig my way to hell +I want to dig my way to hell I'm getting by with my wicked ways +I'm loading up and I'm taking names +I want to dig my way to hell +I want to dig my way to hell Oh please be empty, please be empty, please be empty +Thank you, God +S***. +It's a girl +I'm gonna rock this blouse and put a c*** in mouth and get my balls blew out +And gay into the A.M +And lay with eighteen guys naked and let myself show, let myself show +But f*** it, suck from the tucket +Life's too short to not stroke your bone +So everybody, everybody +Circle jerk, touch my body Who is that? Where are you going? Mm come back +Why does everyone always leave me? +Hello? F*** you then +Blow it out your a** As I fall deeper into a manic state +I'm a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug addict traits +Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate +I seem to gravitate to the bottle of Nighquil then I salivate +Start off with the Nighquil like I think I'll just have a taste +Couple sips of that then I gradually graduate +Too a harder prescription drug called Valium like ya that's great +I go to take just one and I end up like having eight +Now I need something in my stomach cause I haven't ate +Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak +And you'd think with all I have at stake +Look at my daughters face +Mommy somethings is wrong with dad I think +He's acting weird again he's really beginning to scare me +Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me +And all he does is eat Dorritos and Cheetos +And he just fell asleep in his car eating Three Musketeers in the rear seat Sometimes I feel so alone, +I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before, +So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me, +Soon as I go home and close the door, +Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do, +But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't +And why I just don't know Maybe just a nice cold brew what's a beer +That's the devil in my ear I been sober a f***in' year +And that f***er still talks to me he is all I can f***in' hear +Marshall come on we'll watch the game it's the Cowboys and Buccaneers +And maybe if I just drink half I'll be halfed buzzed for half of the time +Who's that mastermind behind that little line +With that kind of rational man I got half a mind +Too have another half of gla** of wine sound asinine +Ya I know +But I never had no problem with alcohol +Ouch look out for the wall aim for the couch I'm about to fall +I missed the couch and down I go looking like a bouncing ball +S*** must have knocked me out cause I ain't feel the ground at all +Wow what the f*** happened last night where am I +Man f*** am I hungover and god damn I got a head ache +S*** half a Vicodin why can't I? +"All systems ready for take off please stand by" Sometimes I feel so alone, +I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before, +So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me, +Soon as I go home and close the door, +Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do, +But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't +And why I just don't know So I take a Vicodin splash it hits my stomach and ahh +A couple weeks go by it ain't even like I'm getting high +Now I need it just not to feel sick ya I'm getting by +Wouldn't even be taking this s*** if Deshaun didn't die +Oh ya there's an excuse you lose proof so you use +There's new rules it's cool if it's helpin' you to get through +It's twelve noon ain't no harm in self inducing a snooze +What else is new f*** it what would Elvis do in your shoes +Now here I am three months later full blown relapse +Just get high until the kids get home from two homes relax +And since I'm convinced that I'm insomniac +I need these pills to be able to sleep so I take three naps +Just to be able to function throughout the day let's see +That's an Ambian each nap how many Valium, three +And that will average out to about one good hours sleep +Ok so now you see the reason how come he +Has taken four years just too put out an album B +See me and you we almost had the same outcome Heath +Cause that Christmas you know the Nomonia thing +It was bologna was it the Methadone ya think +Or the Hydrocodone you hide inside your pornos +Your vcr tape cases with you Ambian CR great places to hide ain't it +So you can lie to Hailie I'm going beddy bye Whitney baby good night Elaina +Go in the room and shut the bedroom door and wake up in ambulance +They said they found me on the bathroom floor Sometimes I feel so alone, +I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before, +So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me, +Soon as I go home and close the door, +Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do, +But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't +And why I just don't know Yeah, +Ha ha, you feel that baby? +Yeah, I feel it too. +Damn. +You know, I'm so glad we could spend this time together +See, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was am I? +Ha ha I'm the American dream! I'm the definition of white trash balling, +I'm right back on 'em, with the +I can't call it +Same shit, different toilet, oh you got a nice ass darlin'! +Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin +What you mean we ain't fuckin', you take me for a friend? +Let me tell you the whole story of Shady's origin +You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again! +Now, it all started with my father +I must have got my pimping genes from him, the way he left my mama +I'm a rolling stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama +Keep my entourage with me, baby I'll make a promise +There ain't nobody as bomb as me +I'm as calm as the breeze, I'm the bees knees, his legs and his arms I'm a +S-superstar, girl, I'm ready for you mama! +Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas? I'm so bad +I'm so good that I'm so bad +I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had +Cause you ain't never met nobody like me +And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I'm so bad +I'm so good that I'm so bad +I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had +Cause you ain't never met nobody like me +And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuevo, first I kiss your navel +Work my way down, baby you can lay down on the table +But you may wanna find something more stable +I told you I ain't fooling from the gate, this ain't the first day of April! +But thank you for staying April, I'm a make you learn +To appreciate me, differentiate me +From these phoney, little fishy and sissy fake G's +Skip over the huggy-bear and all the kissy face, please +Initiate phase three! Missy now service me +Take another shot of Jagger, shake it so nervously +Take your time baby, ooh you're the bomb baby! +Ooh you're doing that even better than your mom lady! +I told you I'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did you? +Relax woman, you know that I'm only kidding with you +Got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped, but I didn't hit you +I think you're finally starting to get the picture, I'm I'm so bad +I'm so good that I'm so bad +I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had +Cause you ain't never met nobody like me +And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I'm so bad +I'm so good that I'm so bad +I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had +Cause you ain't never met nobody like me +And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! +Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! +I can hold you in the morning +But in the evening I gotta go, +Cause I'm on to the next girl, +And the next girl I kinda like, oh, oh, oh! I got you caught up in the rapture +Make you recapture the feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya +You never wanted someone so bad ya sweating +But if I'm what you wanted, why'd you panic when I grabbed ya? +Girl don't be so frantic I'm just a hopeless romantic +Don't try to fight the feeling of something that's organic +You can't ignore it, so don't just stand before it +Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin' +Damn shorty, I told you this was bound to happen +Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin I was bound to work a number on your back and +Throw your spine out of alignment +My love has got you so blinded you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup +So stop with the snoring, pick your pint up +Let's get the pineapple schnapps going, no one'll knock cause I'm a hang a sign up +Saying "Don't Disturb", shorty I'm so superb +I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words? I'm so bad +I'm so good that I'm so bad +I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had +Cause you ain't never met nobody like me +And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I'm so bad +I'm so good that I'm so bad +I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had +Cause you ain't never met nobody like me +And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! +Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! +I can hold you in the morning +But in the evening I gotta go, +Cause I'm on to the next girl, +And the next girl I kinda like, oh, oh, oh! I'm so bad +I'm so good that I'm so bad +I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had +Cause you ain't never met nobody like me +And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I told y'all mothafuckas I was comin' back +What now nigga what now what +You's the projects nigga [Chorus] +One shot two shot three shot four shots +All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops +Bodies drop hit the floor music's off +Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin' shots off You bitches is gone I'm dropped in the club +And I'm tryna run and get my motherfuckin' gun +(Nigga what about your wife) +Nigga fuck my wife I'm tryna run and save my motherfuckin' life +Oh shit the shoot is comin' +Bitches, hoes niggas is runnin' +People shot all over the floor +And I'm tryna make it to the St. Andrew's door +That's the sound of the glock +Even D-J House fucked around and go shot +I done messed around and forgot my tec +I don't see nobody but Fab Five and Hex +(Kuniva you aight) +These niggas is trippin' +(Where's Bizarre at?) +I'm tryna slip through the exit and get to where my car is at +Bitches screamin' everywhere and niggas is wildin' +Two minutes ago we was all jokin' and smilin' +This chick is clingin' onto me sobbin' and sighin' +Sayin' she didn't mean to diss me earlier and she cryin' +But its real and cats is gettin' killed +So I hugged her and used her body as a human shield +And she got hit now she yellin' +(Don't leave me!) +I told her I'd be right back and the dumb bitch believed me +I squeezed through the back door and made my escape +I ran and got my 38 I hope its not to late [Chorus] (Nigga I been tryna call you all day motherfucker where you at?) +I'm on seven mile what the fuck was that +Damn somebody hit me from the back +(With they car?) +With a gat nigga and my tire is flat +And I just hit a pole, them niggas some hoes +(Is you hit?) +I don't know but I can tell you what they drove +It was a black Mitsubishi +(Shit that's the clique we beefin' wit I swear) +Man and I was on my way there +Believe me I'm leavin' a carcus today +I'm a park my car and walk the rest of the way +I'm in the mood to strut, my A-K ain't even tuck +I'm a meet you at the club we goin' fuck these hoes up [Chorus] I never seen no shit like this is my life before +People will still camp out from the night before +Sleepin' outside the door waitin' in line +Still tryna get inside the club to see D12 perform +The fire marshals no, the venue's too small +People are wall to wall three thousand and some odd vans +And some come walk from out the parkin' lot +Get into an argument over a parkin' spot +He's about to pull his gun out and let's a few of 'em off +Missed who he's aimin' for six feet away's the door +In St. Andrew's hall not a stray slidin' all over the place +Sprays one bitch in the face another one of 'em came through the wall +Before anyone could even hear the first shot go off +I'm posted up by the bar havin' a Mozeltoff +Bullet wizzed right by my ear damn near shot it off +Thank god I'm alive I gotta find Denaun +And where the fuck is Von he usually tucks one on him +Wait a minute I think I just saw Bizarre +Nah I guess not, what the fuck oh my god it was +I never saw him run so fast in my life +Look at him haulin' ass I think he left his wife +There she is on the ground bein' trampled +I go to grab her up by the damn hand and I can't pull her +God damn there just went another damn bullet I'm hit +My vest is barely able to handle it, its to thin +If I get hit again I can't do it, I scoop deep +Follow Bizarre's path and ran through it +And made it to the front door and collapsed on the steps +Looked up and I seen Swift shootin' it out +But I can't see who he's shootin' it out with +But Denaun's right behind him squeezin' his four fifth [Chorus] It's Friday night came to this bitch right +Big ass to my left and Desert Eagle to my right +I ain't come in this bitch to party I came in this bitch to fight +Although I can't stay here to fight 'cause I'm poppin' niggas tonight +That's right bitches I'm drunk with revenge +Shot a bouncer in the neck for tryna check when I get in +Swift told me to meet him here so its clear that this fucker +Shoot out the back of his truck goes up in this motherfucker +So one shot for the money two's to stop the show +Third's for the bartender there's plenty of shots to go +(I just wanna know who's drivin' a black Mitsubishi) +He tried to run so Proof shot him in the knee wit a three piece [Chorus] I don't know dude +I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude +And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude +And they need to take it up with me after the show +Because These chicks don't even know the name of my band +But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands +'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man +All because I'm the lead singer of my band So I get off stage right and drop the mic +Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like +"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady. +I'm the lead singer in D12 baby" +They're all like "Oh my God it's him" +"Becky oh my fuckin' God it's Eminem" +"I swear to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock" +"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock" +And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous +Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas +All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes +Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage +So like every single night they pick a fight with me +But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry +Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me +Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me +Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me +'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be +This rock star shit, it's the life for me +And all the other guys just despise me because These chicks don't even know the name of my band +But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands +'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man +All because I'm the lead singer of my band +My band +My band +My band +My band +My band +My band +Roxanne +My band +My band You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you +Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools +Smash these vocals and do a performance +But we in the van and he in a tour bus +You don't want my autograph, yous a liar +And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) +What the hell is wrong with that dressing room +'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal +See I know how to rap, see it's simple but +All I did was read a Russell Simmons book +So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map +Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit +Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick +Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue +No I had an interview not you two +You gonna be late for soundcheck +Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck +But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best +You know what man I'ma say somethin +Hey yo Em +You got somethin' to say?! +Man no +I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up +Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up +And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew +When I was bout to talk right after you +I swear, I swear man These chicks don't even know the name of my band +But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands +'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man +All because I'm the lead singer of my band They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not +Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park +I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot +I should cut his mic off when the musics starts +Ready to snap on a dumbass fan +Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band) +We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments +So why he get 90 and we only get ten percent +And these guys they can find every area code Bitch carry your own +Can't make it to the stage, security in my way +(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!) Goddammit I'm sick of this group +Time for me to go solo and make some loot +I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps +Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack +Lose Yourself video I was in the back +Superman video I was in the back +Fuck the media, I got some suggestions +Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions +Like who's D12, how we get started +(What about Eminem?) +Bitch are you retarded? +Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group +Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy) +50 told me to do situps to get buff +I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up +Fuck D12, I'm outta this band +I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne Girl why cant you see your the only one for me +And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name These chicks don't even know the name of my band(ha ha) +But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) +Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man +All because I'm the lead singer of my band +My band +My band +My band +My band +My band +My band +My band +My band +My band The hottest boy band in the world +D12! +I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their +Underpants +And the lead singer of my band, my salsa +Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance +My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa +My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa +Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance +And take off their underpants +My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance +And take off their underpants, my salsa +(Where'd everybody go?) This is survival of the fittest +This is do or die +This is the winner takes it all so take it all Wasn't ready to be no millionaire, I was ill-prepared +I was prepared to be ill though, the skill was there +From the beginning, it wasn't 'bout the ends +It was 'bout busting raps and standing for something, fuck an acronym +Cut the fucking act like you're happy, I'm fucking back again +With another anthem, why stop when it doesn't have to end? +It ain't over 'til I say it's over, enough when I say enough +Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up +I'm afraid of what'll happen to them wolves +When the thought of being thrown into an alligator pit, I salivate at it +Wait is up, hands up like it's 12 noon, nah, homie +Hold them bitches straighter up, wave 'em 'til you dislocate a rotator cuff +Came up rough, came to ruffle feathers, nah, egos +I ain't deflate enough, last chance to make this whole stadium erupt! This is survival of the fittest +This is do or die +This is the winner takes it all so take it all I can see the finish line with each line that I finish +I'm so close to my goals I can almost pole vault over the goal post +And if I don't got enough in the tank, maybe I can just siphon enough +To fill up this last can, man will I survive in this climate or what? +They said I was washed up, and got a blood bath +I'm not a rapper, I'm an adapter, I can adjust +Plus I can just walk up to a mic and just bust so, +Floor's open if you'd like to discuss +Top 5 in this mu'fucka' and if I don't make the cut +What, like I give a fuck, I'mma light this bitch up like I'm driving a truck +To the side of a pump, 0 to 60 hop in and gun it +Like G-Unit without the hyphen, I'm hyping em up +And if there should ever come a time where my life's in a rut +And I look like I might just give up, eh you might've mistook +Me for bowing out I ain't taking a bow, I'm stabbing myself +With a fucking knife in the gut, while I'm wiping my butt! +'Cause I just shitted on the mic, and I like getting cut +I get excited at the sight of my blood, you're in a fight with a nut +'Cause I'mma fight 'til I die or win +Biting the dust it'll just make me angrier, wait +Let me remind you of what got me this far, picture me quitting +Now draw a circle around it and put a line through it slut +It's survival of what? This is survival of the fittest +This is do or die +This is the winner takes it all so take it all +So take it all So get your ideas, stack your ammo +But don't come unless you come to battle, I'm mad now jump in the saddle +This is it, it's what you eat, sleep, piss and shit +Live, breathe, your whole existence just consists of this +Refuse to quit, fuse is lit, can't de-fuse the wick +I don't do this music shit, I lose my shit +Ain't got shit to lose, it's the moment of truth +It's all I know how to do, as soon as I get thrown in the booth, I spit +But my respect is overdue, I'm showing you the flow no one do +'Cause I don't own no diploma for school, I quit! +So there's nothing for me to fall back on, I know no other trades +So you'd better trade your fucking mics in for some tool-box-es +'Cause you'll never take my pride from me +It'll have to be pried from me, so pull out your pliers and your screw-drive-rs +But I want you to doubt me, I don't want you to buh-lieve +'Cause this is something that I must use to suc-ceed +And if you don't like me then fuck you! +Self es-teem must be fucking shooting through-the-roof 'cause trust me +My skin is too thick and bul-let proof to touch me +I can see why the fuck I disgust you +I must be a-llergic to failure 'cause every ime I come close to it +I just sneeze, but I just go atchoo then achieve! This is survival of the fittest +This is do or die +This is the winner takes it all so take it all +So it take it all Only reason I dissed you in the first place +Was because you denied seeing me +Now I'm pissed off Sit back, homie, relax +In fact grab a six pack +Kick back while I kick facts +Yeah Dre, sick track Perfect way to get back +Wanna hear something wick-wack? +I got the same exact tat +That's on Nick's back I'm obsessed now +Oh gee, is that supposed to be me +In the video with the goatee? +Wow Mariah, didn't expect you to go balls out +Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out You made to my house when you was wild-n-out before Nick +When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about +How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count +Better shut your lying mouth if you don't want Nick finding out You probably think cuz it's been so long +If i had something on you I woulda did it by now +Oh on the contrary, Mary Poppins, I'm mixing our studio session +Down and sending it to mastering to make it loud Enough dirt on you to murder you +This is what the fuck I do +Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures? +However you prefer to do +And that goes for Nick too +Faggot, you think I'm scared of you? You gonna ruin my career, you better get one +Like I'mma sit and fight with you over some slut, bitch-cunt +That made me put up with her psycho-ass over 6 months +And only spread her legs to let me hit once Yeah, what you gonna say? I'm lucky? +Tell the public that I was so ugly +That you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me? +Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk? +In the second week we were dry humping +That's gotta count for something Listen girly, surely you don't want me to talk about +How I nutted early, 'cause I ejaculated prematurely +And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurling +And said I was gross, go get a towel you're stomachs curling? Or maybe you do, but if I'm embarrassing me +I'm embarrassing you, and don't you dare say it isn't true +As long as the song's getting airplay, I'm dissing you +I'm a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued I was gonna stop at 16, that was 32 +This is 34 bars, we ain't even a third of the way through +Damn Slim, Mariah played you. Mariah who? +Oh, did I say "whore", Nick? I meant a liar too Like I've been goin' off on you all this time for no reason +Girl you out ya alcholic mind +Check ya wine cellar, look at the amounts of all the wine +Like I fuckin' sit around and think about you all the time I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme +But fuck it now I'm bout to draw the line +And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb +I can describe areas of your house you wouldn't find On an episode of Cribs, a blow below the ribs +If I hear another word so don't go opening your jibs +'Cause every time you do it's like an over load of fibs +I ain't saying this shit again, ho, you know what it is It's a warning shot before I blow up your whole spot +Call my bluff and I'll release every fucking thing I got +Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top +When me and Luis were trying to stick two CD's in the same slot Slim Shady, Slim Shady, I love you +I love you too +Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo +Now what you say? +It's nothing +Yeah, so what I'll do +Is refresh your memory when you said, "I want you" Now should I keep going, or should we call truce? +You think you cute, right? +You bet your sweet ass I do +I'm Mary Poppins, B +And I'm Superman, mmm +Mary P., Slim Shady +Comin' at you So if you'll still be my baby girl +Then I'll still be your superhero +Oh my, Em +Yeah, I'm right here +You like this +Nope, not anymore dear It cuts like a knife when I tell you get a life +But I'm movin' on with mine +Nick, is that your wife? +Well tell her to shut her mouth, then I'll leave her alone +If she don't stick to the script, then I'mma just keep goin' +Damn I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann's saying, "Cut the tape, cut the tape" +Knife! Make it, make it, make it, boy, we gotta make it +You can save your hand, I ain't gotta shake it +Everything lined up for the taking +And what I need from 'em? No favors +Clique too big, bread? Gotta break it +Cause these others low key with the snaking faking +Everything lined up for the taking +And what I need from 'em? +No favors, no favors +What I need? No favors +Everything lined up for the taking +And what I need from 'em? No favors I'm about getting the job done, boy up every night +I'm about rolling a seven, when I toss up the dice +I'm about getting my logo off, flooded with ice +I'm about taking a risk, that might fuck up your life +Tell 'em point and shoot like camera crews +In front of cameras too (brrr) +Damn, Sean, what happened to the humble attitude? +I'm like "niggas took the flow but I'm still standing too" +Thought I had the Midas touch +And then I went platinum too +Mother fuck all your comparisons +I've been talking to God like that's my therapist +I'm African-American in America +I ain't inherit shit but a millionaire under 30 +So He must be hearing shit +Don, don, don, life, I do this for the crib +The D to Flint who get sick with lead +Others get the hit with the laugh +From where they need a handout +But they tell you put hands up +Only deals I have is from the Sam's Club +Now it's blue blood in my veins +So you know where I came from +Born in a world going where they told me I can't go +In my lane, though, I'm in the same boat as Usain Bolt +Get ahead by any means so the head's what I aim for +When my grandma died, I realized I got an angel +Show me everything's a blessing depending on the angles +Look, I am the anomaly, never needed favors or apologies +That's my new lifetime policy +Wood grain steering wheel this bitch feel like a pirate ship +How many hot verses till you bitches start acknowledging +The pictures we been painting, my nigga +Connected to a higher power +How I know? 'Cause I don't write this shit, I think it, my nigga +Look, all I ever did was beat the odds +Cause when you try to get even it just don't even out +Never stopping like we hypnotized +Watch what we visualize on the rise, be the G.O.A.T. +While we alive when we die, we gon' be the gods Make it, make it, make it, boy, we gotta make it +You can save your hand, I ain't gotta shake it +Everything lined up for the taking +And what I need from 'em? No favors +Clique too big, bread? gotta break it +'Cause these others low key with the snaking faking +Everything lined up for the taking +And what I need from 'em? +No favors, no favors If she was flavor I won't savor +No taste buds, hoe later +Fuck you looking at, hater? +I saw them eyes like an ass raper +Try to copy my swag like a cheating classmate +I'll be the last face you see before you pass +When you get your fucking ass graded like a math paper +So ahead of my time late means I'm early, my age is reversing +I'm basically 30, amazingly sturdy, zany and wordy +Brainy and nerdy, blatantly dirty +Insanely perverted, rapey and scurvy +They blame me for murdering Jamie Lee Curtis +Said I put her face in the furnace, beat her with a space heater +A piece furniture, egg beater, thermos +It may be disturbing, what I'm saying's cringe worthy +But I'm urinating on Fergie, call Shady number 81 +Surely I'm turning into the Aaron Hernandez of rap +State of emergency, the planets having panic attacks +Brady's returning, matter fact I may be deserving +Of a Pat on the back like a Patriots jersey +Inexplicable stomach growl from the pit of it +Like a fucking Terrier hittin' it +Despicable, dumb it down, ridiculous +Tongue is foul shoot off at the fucking mouth +Like a missile, a thunder cloud +100 pound pistol pull the trigger this gun will sound +And you'll get a round like Digital Underground +And fuck Ann Coulter with a Klan poster +With a lamp post, door handle shutter +A damn bolt cutter, a sandal, a can opener, a candle rubber +Piano, a flannel, sucker, some hand soap, butter +A banjo and manhole cover +Hand over the mouth and nose smother +Trample ran over the tramp with the Land Rover +The band, the Lambo, Hummer and Road Runner +Go ham donut or go Rambo, gotta make an example of her +That's for Sandra Bland ho and Philando +Hannibal on the lamb, no wonder I am so stubborn +I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando +Your man don't want it, Drumpf's a bitch +I'll make his whole brand go under (yeah) +And tell Dre I'm meeting him in L.A., white Bronco like Elway +Speeding, I'm bout to run over a chick, Del Rey CD in? +Females stay beatin 'em, bet you they'll lay bleeding +And yell, "Wait!", pleading—but screaming is pointless +Like feeding Michel'le helium +Leaving them pale faced medium sized welt +Straight treating 'em like a cell mate +See me I'm climbing hell's gate +Bitch, I'm like your problems: self-made +Meaning someone else's help ain't needed +Cause I'ma— Make it, make it, make it, boy, we gotta make it +You can save your hand, I ain't gotta shake it +Everything lined up for the taking +And what I need from em, no favors +Clique too big, bread? gotta break it +'Cause these others lowkey with the snaking faking +Everything lined up for the taking +And what I need from 'em? +No favors, no favors +What I need? No favors +Everything lined up for the taking +And what I need from 'em? no favors (I know you feeling yourself right now +But I'm not sure she's the one +I would call them in) - "Hey, I'm outside" +What are you doing here? Here to stay +Even when I'm gone +When I close my eyes +Through the passage of time +Kings never die I can hear the drummer drumming +And the trumpets, someone's tryna summon someone, I know something's coming +But I'm running from it to be standing at the summit +And plummet, how come it wasn't what I thought it was, was it +Too good to be true? +Have nothing, get it all but too much of it then lose it again +Did I swallow hallucinogens, 'cause if not, where the hell did it go? +'Cause here I sit in Lucifer's den by the dutch oven just choosing to sin +Even if it means I'm selling my soul, just to be the undisputed again +Do whatever I gotta do just to win +'Cause I got this motherfucking cloud over my head +Crown around it, thorns on it +Cracks in it, bet you morons didn't +Think I'd be back, did ya? +How 'bout that I'm somehow now back to the underdog +But no matter how loud that I bark, this sport is something I never bow-wow'd at +I complain about the game, I shout and I pout, it's a love-hate +But I found out that I can move a mountain of doubt +Even when you bitches are counting me out, and I appear to be down for the count +Only time I ever been out and about is +Driving around town with my fucking whereabouts in a doubt +'Cause I been lost tryna think of what I did to get here but I'm not a quitter +Gotta get up, give it all I got or give up +Spit on, shit on, stepped on, but kept going I'm tryna be headstrong +But it feels like I slept on my neck wrong +'Cause you're moving onto the next, but is the respect gone? +'Cause someone told me that +(Kings never die) +Don't give me that sob story liar, don't preach to the choir +You ain't never even had to reach in the fire to dig deep +Nobody ever handed me shit in life, not even a flyer +Wouldn't even take shit into consideration +Obliterate anyone in the way +I think I see why a lot of rappers get on these features and try to +Show out on a track with me but it'd actually +Have to be a fucking blowout to get me to retire +Tell these new artists that kings never die +I know shit has changed in this age, fuck a Twitter page +Did it just say I've been upstaged? +Why am I online? It's driving me crazy +I'm riding shotgun tryna get a gauge +On what's hot, but I'm not gonna' conform +But as days pass in this shit +And opinions sway, I can hear them say +If I stay passionate maybe I can stay Jay miraculous +Comeback as if I went away +But detractors just say (so much) for the Renegade +Someone's gonna make me blow my composure +Here I go again, center stage and I feel like I'm in a cage +(Some want a champion to fall I still wonder why I laugh at 'em +'Cause why care when I'm awesome?) +Fuck what these cynics say +(Just goes to show that when my back's against the wall +And I'm under attack again, that I'll act as if I'm posted up) +With this pent-up rage, 'cause all these plaques in my office +On the floor stacked against the door +Are they just metaphors for the odds of me comin' back again? +'Cause all the accomplishments, accolades, awards +And trophies just don't mean jack anymore +If I'm here today and gone tomorrow +And I'm not gonna be Here to stay +Even when I'm gone +When I close my eyes +Through the passage of time +Kings never die I want it, I'm coming to get it +So you son of a bitches don't duck you're gonna get Riddick Bowe'd +Critics'll end up in critical +Think your shit is dope all you're gonna get is smoked then +And I ain't stopping 'till I'm on top again, all alone and on a throne +Like a token of respect, or a homage poem, or an ode I've been owed +Tossed in the air by my own arm, and launched so hard I broke my collarbone +(And when it's my time to go, I'm still not leaving) +Stop for no one, I don't know but I've been told an obstacle that +Blocks your road, knock it over, time to go for that pot of gold, 'cause (They say kings never die +Just ask Jam Master Jay, they +Just grow wings and they fly, so +Hands up, reach for the sky +Try to hold up and prolong these moments +'Cause in a blink of an eye +They'll be over) Tryna secure your legacy like Shakur and ensure +Nobody's ever gonna be what you were +So before you're leaving this Earth +You want people to feel the fury of a pure evil cerebral berserk +Deacon of words, syllable genius at work +Plus I'm thinking that they're mistaking my kindness for weakness +Kill 'em with meanness +I went from powdered milk and Farina +To flipping burgers on the grill for some peanuts +From Gilbert's to arenas, call me Gilbert Arenas, still appeal to the dreamers +I made it to the silver screen where Rocky's still what the theme is +Khalil on the beat 'cause making the beat ain't the same +Feeling to me as killing the beat is +So fulfilling to me is what filling a seat is +That sound, vomit, thirst and how common underground commons eat +Outsider stomach growl, throbbing hunger +Out-rhyming everyone, God just give me one shot +I swear that I won't let you down +I'ma be around forever, entertain even in the ground +You ain't never ever gonna hear me say I ain't Here to stay +Even when I'm gone +When I close my eyes +Through the passage of time +Kings never die I am not Jasmine, I'm Aladdin +So far ahead, these bums is laggin' +See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin' +I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon +Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon +Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin' +So fuck I look like gettin' back to a has-been? +Yeah, I said it, has-been +Hang it up, flat screen +(Haha) Plasma +Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma +I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine +I got bars, sentencin' +I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt +And I'll kick that hoe, punt +Forced trauma, blunt +You play the back, bitch, I'm in the front +You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it +Nicki Minaj is who you ain't fuckin' with +You lil' brag a lot, I beat you with a pad-a-lock +I am a movie, camera block +You outta work, I know it's tough +But enough is enough Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon I ain't into S and M, but my whip's off the chain +A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame +Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain +An eraser for a head, fuckin' pencil for a frame +You don't like it then peel off, bitch +Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off, +and I still wouldn't fuck you, slut +So wipe the smile on your grill off, +I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off +Get the wheels turnin', spin, and wheel off +Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod +Quit hollerin' 'Why, God?' +He ain't got shit to do with it +Bygones'll never be bygones, +so won't be finished swallowin' my wad +I ain't finished blowin' it, nice bra +Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch +Life's hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad +With fake tits and a bad dye job +Who just spit in my fuckin' face and called me a fuckin' tightwad +So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod +And caught her stealin' my music, +so I tied her arms and legs to the bed +Set up the camera and pissed twice on her +Look, two pees and a tripod! +The moral to the story is, life's treatin' you like dry sod? +Kick it back in its face, my God +It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd +But don't ask why, bitch (Ask why not) The wo-world is my punchin' bag and +If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots +Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me +Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it +Like a, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +You fell off, off, they musta bumped your wagon +You musta went off the back, I'm 'bout to go off the deep end +I told you to stay in your lane, you just choked in traffic (I-I-I-I-Is) +Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you bitches on? +Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone? +Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little ho +Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow +(Ni-ni-ni) "Nicki, she's just mad 'cause you took the spot" +Word, that bitch mad 'cause I took the spot? +Well, bitch, if you ain't shittin', then get off the pot +Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top +I-I-I-I hear them mumblin', I hear the cacklin' +I got 'em scared, shook, panickin' +Overseas, church, Vatican +You at a stand, still, mannequin +You wanna sleep on me? Overnight? +I'm the motherfuckin' boss, overwrite +And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike +Now all my niggas gettin' buck, overbite +I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levi's +Raggedy-ass, holes in your knee-highs +I call the play, now do you see why? +These bitches callin' me Manning, Eli +(Manning, Eli!) Ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, Manning, Eli +These bitches callin' me (Manning, Eli) A-a-a-a-all you lil' fagots can suck it +No homo', but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets +And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend +Yeah, look who's back again, bitch, keep actin' as if +You have the same passion that I have +Yeah, right, still hungry, my ass +You ass dicks had gastric bypass +Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass +And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids (Eyelash!) +Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a fuckin' balcony +'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass +You know what time it is, so why ask? +When Shady and Nicki's worlds clash +It's (high class) meets (white trash) Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon +Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon Roman! +Roman! +Stop it, stop it! +You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad! +You and this boy Slim Shady! +What's goin' on? +They'll lock you away! +They'll put you in a jail cell! +I promise! +Take your mother's warning, Roman +Please! +Back to bed! +Run along! +Let's go! +Come on! +Wash your mouth out with soap, boys +(Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys) When I just a little baby boy +My momma used to tell me these crazy things +She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, +She used to tell me he hated me +But then I got a little bit older +And I realized, she was the crazy one +But there was nothin' I could do or say to try to change it +'Cause that's just the way she was They said I can't rap about bein' broke no more +They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more +Slut, you think I won't choke no whore +Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?! +These motherfuckers are thinkin' I'm playin' +Thinkin' I'm sayin' the shit +Cause I'm thinkin' it just to be sayin' it +Put your hands down bitch, I ain't goin' shoot you +I'm a pull you to this bullet, and put it through you +Shut up slut, you're causin' too much chaos +Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma? +"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, +Snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" +You god damn right bitch, and now it's too late +I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states +I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches +Vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, Vrinn! +Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all +Danglin' from his neck, while his head barely hangs on +Blood, guts, guns, cuts +Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts Bitch I'm a kill you! You don't want to fuck with me +Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me +Bitch I'm a kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef +We ain't goin' never stop beefin' I don't squash the beef You better kill me! I'm a be another rapper dead +For poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't a said +But when they kill me I'm bringin' the world with me +Bitches too! You ain't nothin' but a girl to me +I said you don't, want to fuck with Shady (cause why?) +'Cause Shady, will fuckin' kill you (ah-ha ha) +I said you don't, want to fuck with Shady (why?) +'Cause Shady, will fuckin' kill you Bitch I'm a kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'm a conceal you +In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you +Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up! +I'm tryin' to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em +It ain't acid rap, I just rap on acid +Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added +Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint? No! +Just criminal intent to sodomize women again +Eminem offend? No! Eminem insult +And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse +To do it again, then, if he does it again +You'll probably end up jumpin' out of somethin' up on the tenth Bitch I'm a kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus +I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest +A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times +In a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman? +Serial killer hidin' murder material +In a cereal box on top of your stereo +Here we go again, we're out of our medicine +Out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in Bitch I'm a kill you! You don't want to fuck with me +Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me +Bitch I'm a kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef +We ain't goin' never stop beefin' I don't squash the beef Eh-heh, know why I say these things? +Cause lady's screams keep creepin' in Shady's dreams +And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks +This eighty G's a week to say the same things threece! +Twice? Whatever, I hate these things +Fuck shots! I hope the weed will outweigh these drinks +Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows +Just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink? +Fuck that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer +From fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her +From principal to the student body and counselor +From in-school to before school to out of school +I don't even believe in breathin' I'm leavin' air in your lungs +Just to hear you keep screamin' for me to seep it +Okay, I'm ready to go play +I go the machete from O.J. +I'm ready to make everyone's throat ache +You faggots keep eggin' me on +Til I have you at knife point, then you beg me to stop? +Shut up! Give me your hands and feet +I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you +You hear me? Answer me! Bitch I'm a kill you! You don't want to fuck with me +Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me +Bitch I'm a kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef +We ain't goin' never stop beefin' I don't squash the beef Ha ha ha, I'm just playin' ladies +You know, I love you