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<center> <h1>Great move! You have loaded Richard Marmorstein's Web Page</h1>
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<h2>Inane Ramblings</h2>
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<li>Video: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgRreyw-Nlg">Artisanal, Machine-Generated API Libraries</a>, Strange Loop 2021</li>
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<h2>Profane Writings</h2>
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<a href="./posts/2024-11-27-streamlit.html">Pushing the boundaries of Streamlit</a> - November 27, 2024
- <em class="excerpt">I recently had the pleasure of using Streamlit for the first time</em>
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<a href="./posts/2024-10-15-new-job.html">Left Stripe, joined an AI start-up</a> - October 15, 2024
- <em class="excerpt">A month ago, I left my job of 5 years at Stripe to join an AI start-up.</em>
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<a href="./posts/2024-09-10-through-thick-and-thin.html">How thick should your SDK be?</a> - September 10, 2024
- <em class="excerpt">A 'thick' SDK method gives you all the responsibility and none of the control, it is the worst of both worlds.</em>
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<a href="./posts/2024-09-10-big-datatype.html">Big Datatype: why code tools like to be written with fancy types</a> - September 10, 2024
- <em class="excerpt">an expressive type system gives you more of an ability to *centralize your reasoning* in a single place</em>
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<a href="./posts/2024-08-23-breaking-changes.html">Breaking changes: a tooling problem</a> - August 23, 2024
- <em class="excerpt">the library experience around breaking changes is poor and has room to improve</em>
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<a href="./posts/2023-01-18-unicycles.html">Take your pragmatism for a unicycle ride</a> - January 18, 2023
- <em class="excerpt">Sometimes the tool that brings the best results isn't the tool that is "best" on the practical merits</em>
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<a href="./posts/2022-09-23-system-dynamics-schmystem-dynamics.html">Fools! Stop Mysticizing System Dynamics</a> - September 23, 2022
- <em class="excerpt">A system dynamics model, properly considered, is just an analogy dressed up in a bit of formalism.</em>
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<a href="./posts/2022-09-02-glamorize-your-problem-domain.html">Glamorize your problem domain</a> - September 2, 2022
- <em class="excerpt">You can hardly spit without hitting a configuration language that, frankly, deserves it.</em>
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<a href="./posts/2022-08-30-short-feedback.html">Engineer SHORT feedback loops</a> - August 30, 2022
- <em class="excerpt">speedy, hands-off, opinionated, reliable, and timely.</em>
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<a href="./posts/2022-08-26-metrics-schmetrics.html">Be good-argument-driven, not data-driven</a> - August 26, 2022
- <em class="excerpt">Is data-drivenness a psyop from Google?</em>
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<a href="./posts/2021-11-07-i-hate-ny.html">I hate NY: a rant by Richard</a> - November 7, 2021
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<a href="./posts/2021-07-26-discriminated-unions-with-flow.html">Discriminated Unions and Exhaustiveness Checking</a> - July 26, 2021
- <em class="excerpt">Discriminated unions are, in a way, the *transpose* of interfaces.</em>
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<a href="./posts/2021-04-24-behavior-constraining-features.html">Please, Systematically Enforce Your Constraints</a> - April 24, 2021
- <em class="excerpt">Some software features add behaviors, others mainly constrain them.</em>
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<a href="./posts/2020-07-26-monads.html">Monads and Mom</a> - July 26, 2020
- <em class="excerpt">Do you kiss your mother with that Javascript?</em>
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<a href="./posts/2020-07-03-proof-engines.html">Software culture as proof strategies</a> - July 3, 2020
- <em class="excerpt">Are you happiest when forward chaining or backward chaining?</em>
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<a href="./posts/2020-03-28-against-process.html">Building software is not a job scheduling optimization problem</a> - March 28, 2020
- <em class="excerpt">Lightweight, freeform, unstructured process wherever possible</em>
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<a href="./posts/2019-11-01-beware-middleware.html">Beware Middleware</a> - November 1, 2019
- <em class="excerpt">Use the tools. Don't let the tools use you.</em>
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<a href="./posts/2019-10-13-software-development-and-the-false-promise-of-science.html">Software Development and the False Promise of Science</a> - October 13, 2019
- <em class="excerpt">You cannot adopt the mindset of a pancreas in hopes of building an introspective understanding of its secretions.</em>
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<a href="./posts/2019-09-18-richards-guide-to-irish-music.html">Richard's Guide to Irish Traditional Music</a> - September 18, 2019
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<a href="./posts/2019-06-21-life-is-too-short-for-jenkins.html">Life is Too Short for Jenkins</a> - June 21, 2019
- <em class="excerpt">The worst thing about Jenkins is that it works.</em>
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<a href="./posts/2019-05-29-not-a-real-engineer.html">Not a real engineer</a> - May 29, 2019
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<h2>Portals into Madness</h2>
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<li><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/twitchard">Goodreads</a></li>
<li><a href="https://github.com/twitchard">Github</a></li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/twitchard">Twitter</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/mozzarella_and_gouda/">My dogs' Instagram</a></li>
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