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const notes = [
{
key: 1,
title: "Delegation",
content:
"Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A. None – It’s a hardware problem"
},
{
key: 2,
title: "Loops",
content:
"How to keep a programmer in the shower forever. Show him the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat."
},
{
key: 3,
title: "Arrays",
content:
"Q. Why did the programmer quit his job? A. Because he didn't get arrays."
},
{
key: 4,
title: "Hardware vs. Software",
content:
"What's the difference between hardware and software? You can hit your hardware with a hammer, but you can only curse at your software."
}
];
export default notes;