So, I needed to collect some stats about our servers, events and players for a separate portal we're working on. I ran through a variety of options including AMP and parsing the server logs.
I was unable to find any plugin that was relatively up to date that would provide me with the data I needed. I've resorted to writing this myself, as I do also need more Java practice. Any and all feedback is welcome. It will be a growing project, and by no means follows best practices.
Licensed under WTFPL.