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Bast gag lets kitty noises pass through #129

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Bast gag lets kitty noises pass through
seafoamcode Mar 11, 2026
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space bug fix and additional cat sound patterns
seafoamcode Mar 12, 2026
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Update package-lock.json
Enraa Mar 16, 2026
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22 changes: 21 additions & 1 deletion gags/bast.js
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Expand Up @@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ const garbleText = (text, parent, intensity) => {
let newtextparts = text.split(" ");
let outtext = "";
for (let i = 0; i < newtextparts.length; i++) {
if (Math.random() > 0.5 - 0.05 * intensity) {
if (Math.random() > 0.5 - 0.05 * intensity && !iscatnoise(newtextparts[i]) ) {
// 55-100% chance to replace

if (newtextparts[i].length < 3) {
Expand Down Expand Up @@ -57,5 +57,25 @@ function replacer(text, ogText, startWord, repeatWord, endWord) {
return text;
}

const catnoisepatterns = [
/nya+h/,
/meo+w/,
/pur+/,
/gr+/,
/mew/,
/mr+p/,
/mr+l/,
]
// Allows any of the above cat noises above at the beginning of the word, not case sensitive,
// followed by any sequence of ! ? . ~ <3
const fullcatnoisepatterns = catnoisepatterns.map(pattern => {
return new RegExp(`^${pattern.source}([!?.~]|<3)*$`, "i");
});
function iscatnoise(word) {
return fullcatnoisepatterns.some((pattern) => {
return word.match(pattern);
});
}

exports.garbleText = garbleText;
exports.choicename = "Bast Gag";