Foundation-19 · DeltaDav · Jan 22, 2026 · Jan 24, 2026
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm b/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm
@@ -276,7 +276,9 @@
 #define TRAIT_AUTOBREW "autobrewery-syndrome"
 #define TRAIT_SPEED "SPEED"
 #define TRAIT_SUPER_SPEED "super SPEED"
+
 // Hey. Dickheads. Never, ever use anything cringe like 'zoomies' or 'smol' as a define ever again. - Hangyul
+// Hey. Hangyul often have Zoomies, and is smol in fallout canon, according to the fallout bible. -Delta
 
 // mobility flag traits
 // IN THE FUTURE, IT WOULD BE NICE TO DO SOMETHING SIMILAR TO https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/48923/files (ofcourse not nearly the same because I have my.. thoughts on it)
@@ -330,7 +332,7 @@
 #define TRAIT_MARS_TEACH		"mars_teachings" //for legion unique functions
 #define TRAIT_EXPLOSIVE_CRAFTING "explosive_crafting" //can craft explosives and bombs
 #define TRAIT_ADVANCED_EXPLOSIVE_CRAFTING "advanced explosive crafting" //can craft almost all kinds of explosives
-/// Lets your tongue heal damage on limbs
+#define TRAIT_PILOT 			"pilot" //For Vertibird use
 /*
 #define TRAIT_HEAL_TONGUE "healing tongue"
 /// Lets your tongue apply awful bandages to limbs

diff --git a/code/_globalvars/traits.dm b/code/_globalvars/traits.dm
@@ -138,6 +138,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(traits_by_type, list(
 		"TRAIT_CANNIBAL" = TRAIT_LONGPORKLOVER,
 		"TRAIT_SPEED" = TRAIT_SPEED,
 		"TRAIT_SUPER_SPEED" = TRAIT_SUPER_SPEED,
+		"TRAIT_PILOT" = TRAIT_PILOT,
 	),
 	/obj/item/bodypart = list(
 		"TRAIT_PARALYSIS" = TRAIT_PARALYSIS

diff --git a/code/datums/components/crafting/recipes/vehicle_parts.dm b/code/datums/components/crafting/recipes/vehicle_parts.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,14 @@
 	category = CAT_VEHICLES
 	subcategory = CAT_VEHICLEPARTS
 
+/datum/crafting_recipe/mountedseat
+	name = "Mounted seat"
+	result = /obj/item/mecha_parts/mecha_equipment/seat
+	reqs = list(/obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic = 2,
+				/obj/item/stack/sheet/cloth = 4)
+	time = 20
+	category = CAT_VEHICLES
+	subcategory = CAT_VEHICLEPARTS
 
 /datum/crafting_recipe/fuel_tank
 	name = "Fuel Tank"

diff --git a/code/datums/traits/good.dm b/code/datums/traits/good.dm
@@ -958,6 +958,15 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(bone_dancer_recipes, list(
 	lose_text = span_danger("The thought of barbed wire horrifies you.")
 	locked = FALSE
 
+/datum/quirk/pilot
+	name = "Pilot"
+	desc = "You know how to fly Vertibird (and balloons)."
+	value = 2
+	mob_trait = TRAIT_PILOT
+	gain_text = span_notice("You know how to fly Vertbirds.")
+	lose_text = span_danger("You know how to crash Vertibirds")
+	locked = FALSE
+
 /datum/quirk/quickercarry
 	name = "Quicker Carry"
 	desc = "You're real good at just scooping people up."

diff --git a/code/game/mecha/combat/combatvehicle.dm b/code/game/mecha/combat/combatvehicle.dm
@@ -31,7 +31,56 @@
 	turnsound = 'sound/f13machines/vertibird_loop.ogg'
 
 
-
+/obj/mecha/combat/combatvehicle/vertibird/MouseDrop_T(mob/M, mob/user)
+	if (!user.canUseTopic(src) || (user != M))
+		return
+	if(!ishuman(user)) // no silicons or drones in mechas.
+		return
+	if(!HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_PILOT))
+		to_chat(usr, "... You don'know how to pilot.")
+		return
+	if (occupant)
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>The [name] is already occupied!</span>")
+		log_append_to_last("Permission denied.")
+		return
+	if(dna_lock)
+		var/passed = FALSE
+		if(user.has_dna())
+			var/mob/living/carbon/C = user
+			if(C.dna.unique_enzymes==dna_lock)
+				passed = TRUE
+		if (!passed)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Access denied. The [name] is secured with a DNA lock.</span>")
+			log_append_to_last("Permission denied.")
+			return
+	if(!operation_allowed(user))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Access denied. Insufficient operation keycodes.</span>")
+		log_append_to_last("Permission denied.")
+		return
+	if(user.buckled)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You are currently buckled and cannot move.</span>")
+		log_append_to_last("Permission denied.")
+		return
+	if(user.has_buckled_mobs()) //mob attached to us
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't enter the exosuit with other creatures attached to you!</span>")
+		return
+
+	visible_message("[user] starts to climb into [name].")
+
+	if(do_after(user, enter_delay, target = src))
+		if(obj_integrity <= 0)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You cannot get in the [name], it has been destroyed!</span>")
+		else if(occupant)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[occupant] was faster! Try better next time, loser.</span>")
+		else if(user.buckled)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't enter the exosuit while buckled.</span>")
+		else if(user.has_buckled_mobs())
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't enter the exosuit with other creatures attached to you!</span>")
+		else
+			moved_inside(user)
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You stop entering the exosuit!</span>")
+	return
 
 /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/vertibird
 	name = "\improper Vertibird Wreck"
@@ -464,8 +513,6 @@
 	turnsound = 'sound/f13machines/buggy_loop.ogg'
 	wreckage = /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/buggy
 
-
-
 
 /obj/mecha/combat/combatvehicle/buggy/rangerarmed/go_out()
 	..()

diff --git a/code/game/mecha/mech_bay.dm b/code/game/mecha/mech_bay.dm
@@ -139,7 +139,7 @@
 
 /obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/fueltank/vehicle_gas_station
 	name = "Gas Station"
-	desc = "an old world Gasoline station, for comercial distribution of fue."
+	desc = "an old world Gasoline station, for comercial distribution of fuel."
 	density = TRUE
 	dir = NORTH
 	icon = 'icons/obj/objects.dmi';
@@ -216,14 +216,15 @@
 
 /obj/item/fuel_nozzle
 	name = "Gas Station fuel nuzzle"
-	desc = "an old world Gasoline station, for comercial distribution of fue."
+	desc = "An old world Gasoline station, for comercial distribution of fuel."
 	icon = 'icons/mecha/mech_bay.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fuel_nozzle"
 	var/obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/fueltank/vehicle_gas_station/main_station = null
 	var/list/possible_transfer_amounts = list(10, 20, 25, 50, 75, 100, 150, 200)
 	var/amount_per_transfer_from_this = 10
 	var/dispensing = FALSE
 	var/mob/holder = null
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_GIGANTIC
 
 /obj/item/fuel_nozzle/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()

diff --git a/code/game/mecha/working/normalvehicle.dm b/code/game/mecha/working/normalvehicle.dm
@@ -69,7 +69,56 @@
 	turnsound = 'sound/f13machines/vertibird_loop.ogg'
 
 
-
+/obj/mecha/working/normalvehicle/vertibird/MouseDrop_T(mob/M, mob/user)
+	if (!user.canUseTopic(src) || (user != M))
+		return
+	if(!ishuman(user)) // no silicons or drones in mechas.
+		return
+	if(!HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_PILOT))
+		to_chat(usr, "... You don'know how to pilot.")
+		return
+	if (occupant)
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>The [name] is already occupied!</span>")
+		log_append_to_last("Permission denied.")
+		return
+	if(dna_lock)
+		var/passed = FALSE
+		if(user.has_dna())
+			var/mob/living/carbon/C = user
+			if(C.dna.unique_enzymes==dna_lock)
+				passed = TRUE
+		if (!passed)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Access denied. The [name] is secured with a DNA lock.</span>")
+			log_append_to_last("Permission denied.")
+			return
+	if(!operation_allowed(user))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Access denied. Insufficient operation keycodes.</span>")
+		log_append_to_last("Permission denied.")
+		return
+	if(user.buckled)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You are currently buckled and cannot move.</span>")
+		log_append_to_last("Permission denied.")
+		return
+	if(user.has_buckled_mobs()) //mob attached to us
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't enter the exosuit with other creatures attached to you!</span>")
+		return
+
+	visible_message("[user] starts to climb into [name].")
+
+	if(do_after(user, enter_delay, target = src))
+		if(obj_integrity <= 0)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You cannot get in the [name], it has been destroyed!</span>")
+		else if(occupant)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[occupant] was faster! Try better next time, loser.</span>")
+		else if(user.buckled)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't enter the exosuit while buckled.</span>")
+		else if(user.has_buckled_mobs())
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't enter the exosuit with other creatures attached to you!</span>")
+		else
+			moved_inside(user)
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You stop entering the exosuit!</span>")
+	return	
 
 /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/vertibird
 	name = "\improper Vertibird Wreck"
@@ -450,7 +499,6 @@
 	var/list/cargo = new
 	var/cargo_capacity = 30
 	var/hides = 0
-
 
 /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/ncrtruck
 	name = "\improper Salvageable wreckage"
@@ -611,8 +659,6 @@
 	turnsound = 'sound/f13machines/buggy_loop.ogg'
 	wreckage = /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/buggy
 
-
-
 
 /obj/mecha/working/normalvehicle/pickuptruck/go_out()
 	..()
@@ -898,8 +944,6 @@
 	stepsound = 'sound/f13machines/buggy_loop.ogg'
 	turnsound = 'sound/f13machines/buggy_loop.ogg'
 
-
-
 
 /obj/mecha/working/normalvehicle/ambulance/go_out()
 	..()
@@ -964,9 +1008,7 @@
 	stepsound = 'sound/f13machines/buggy_loop.ogg'
 	turnsound = 'sound/f13machines/buggy_loop.ogg'
 	wreckage = /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/buggy
-
-
-
+
 
 /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/buggy
 	name = "\improper Buggy wreckage"
@@ -1359,9 +1401,6 @@
 	stepsound = 'sound/f13machines/buggy_loop.ogg'
 	turnsound = 'sound/f13machines/buggy_loop.ogg'
 	wreckage = /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/buggy
-
-
-
 
 /obj/mecha/working/normalvehicle/jeep/go_out()
 	..()
@@ -1539,9 +1578,7 @@
 	stepsound = 'sound/f13machines/buggy_loop.ogg'
 	turnsound = 'sound/f13machines/buggy_loop.ogg'
 	wreckage = /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/buggy
-
-
-
+
 
 /obj/mecha/working/normalvehicle/highwayman/go_out()
 	..()
@@ -1596,8 +1633,6 @@
 	turnsound = 'sound/f13machines/buggy_loop.ogg'
 	wreckage = /obj/structure/mecha_wreckage/buggy
 
-
-
 
 /obj/mecha/working/normalvehicle/corvega/go_out()
 	..()

diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/granters.dm b/code/game/objects/items/granters.dm
@@ -1050,6 +1050,14 @@
 	traitname = "Power Armor"
 	remarks = list("Daily maintenance is essential, clean and repair your suit often.", "Don't let overconfidence kill you, you are not invincible.", "Mechanized infantry should always be supported by regular infantry.", "You move slowly, pay attention to your position relative to the enemy.", "You are always vulnerable to ambush, do not rest in the field.", "AP rounds will shred your suit, you are not invincible.")
 
+/obj/item/book/granter/trait/pilot
+	name = "Vertibird Valkiries : The Balkan War"
+	desc = "A comic book, with a guide to learn how to fly vertibirds. And balloons."
+	oneuse = TRUE
+	granted_trait = TRAIT_PILOT
+	traitname = "Pilot"
+	remarks = list("You feel the need for speed.", "The transition between horizontal and vertical flight is tricky, rotor angle is key.", "Stalling is a risk", "Yo buddy, Still alive ?", "Watch out, the skys are yours.", "... Hold on, there is a page on baloons ?!",)
+
 /obj/item/book/granter/trait/explosives
 	name = "Industrial Society and Its Future"
 	desc = "This lengthy manifesto happens to contain a variety of valuable knowledge on how to craft explosives of all kinds."

diff --git a/code/modules/vehicles/wasteland/vehicle_fuel.dm b/code/modules/vehicles/wasteland/vehicle_fuel.dm
@@ -85,7 +85,7 @@
 	name = "Jerrycan"
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 50
 	volume = 500
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_GIGANTIC
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/fuel)
 	icon = 'icons/mecha/mech_bay.dmi'
 	icon_state = "jerrycan"