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<!DOCTYPE html> | ||
<html lang="en"> | ||
<head> | ||
<meta charset="utf-8" /> | ||
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" /> | ||
<link rel="stylesheet" href="../styles/socks_styles.css" /> | ||
<title>programmer socks - but fuzzy</title> | ||
</head> | ||
<body> | ||
<header id="header"> | ||
<nav id="nav-bar"> | ||
<div id="nav-header"> | ||
<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/LGBTQ%2B_rainbow_flag_Quasar_%22Progress%22_variant.svg" id="header-img" /> | ||
<p id="nav-header-text">gay by design</p> | ||
</div> | ||
<div id="nav-link"> | ||
<p id="nav-text-link"><a href="#product" class="nav-link">our socks</a></p> | ||
</div> | ||
<div id="nav-link"> | ||
<p id="nav-text-link"><a href="#wrong" class="nav-link">fake socks news</a></p> | ||
</div> | ||
<div id="nav-link"> | ||
<p id="nav-text-link"><a href="#form" class="nav-link">buy now</a></p> | ||
</div> | ||
<div id="nav-link"> | ||
<p id="nav-text-link"><a href="#faq" class="nav-link">faq</a></p> | ||
</div> | ||
</nav> | ||
</header> | ||
<main> | ||
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<section id="intro"> | ||
<h1 id="product-header"> | ||
are you still programming like this??????</h1> | ||
<div id="promo-images"> | ||
<img id="promo-pic" src="http://gh.leoeuler.com/images/left.jpg" alt="a person with a laptop wearing fuzzy socks they put on the table much to the chagrin of another person who is referencing their feet in a dispute."> | ||
<img id="promo-pic" src="http://gh.leoeuler.com/images/center.jpg" alt="a man with short red hair and glasses stares at the camera judging these choices despite his messy desk."> | ||
<img id="promo-pic" src="http://gh.leoeuler.com/images/right.jpg" alt="a person with stripy stocks uses a laptop on the sofa with the socks mostly in frame"> | ||
</div> | ||
<p id="infomercial"> | ||
STOP NOW!!!!! | ||
</p> | ||
</section> | ||
<section id="product"> | ||
<p id="content">imagine how much PROGRAMMING you could do if you didn't have to choose between FUZZY SOCKS and PROGRAMMER SOCKS</p> | ||
<p id="content"> | ||
our programmer socks are 3000% FUZZY and hand crafted by the most uwu of cat girls that we pay a FAIR LIVING wage of pats and good girls</p> | ||
<h2>our socks</h2> | ||
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<div id="info-box"> | ||
<ul> | ||
<li>lint your code FOR YOU</li> | ||
<li>CHANGE COLOR to match syntax highlighting</li> | ||
<li>really nice to pet ok</li> | ||
<li>are safe for foxgirls too</li> | ||
<li>DO NOT usually contain radioactive material</li> | ||
<li>will only judge you when you need that</li> | ||
<li>are really cute uwu</li> | ||
<li>are machine washable: <code>rm -rf socks && mkdir socks</code></li> | ||
</ul> | ||
</div> | ||
</section> | ||
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<section id="wrong"> | ||
<p id="infomercial">NOT HOW TO SOCKS!!!!!!</p> | ||
<p id="content">BEWARE FAKE SOCKS!!!!!</p> | ||
<p class="video-description sr-only">Video description for BVI users</p> | ||
<video id="video" autoplay muted loop> | ||
<source src="http://gh.leoeuler.com/images/socks_done_dirty.mp4" type="video/mp4"> | ||
</video> | ||
<p id="content">do you think SOCKS like these even give ANY pats to their catgirls</p> | ||
</section> | ||
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<section> | ||
<h2>GIVE ME SOCKS</h2> | ||
<form action="https://give.translifeline.org/give/461718/#!/donation/checkout" id="form"> | ||
<div class="field"> | ||
<fieldset id="currency"> | ||
<legend>payment method</legend> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="pets" name="currency"> | ||
<label for="pets">pets</label></p> | ||
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<p><input type="checkbox" id="uwu" name="currency"> | ||
<label for="uwu">uwu monies?</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="yas" name="currency"> | ||
<label for="yas">yassie</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="lewds" name="currency"> | ||
<label for="lewds">....lewds</label></p> | ||
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<p><input type="checkbox" id="otherCurrency" name="currency"> | ||
<label for="otherCurrency">um <input type="text" name="otherCurrencyText"></label></p> | ||
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</fieldset> | ||
</div> | ||
<div class="field"> | ||
<fieldset id="color"> | ||
<legend>color</legend> | ||
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<p><input type="checkbox" id="sublime" name="color"> | ||
<label for="sublime">sublime text</label></p> | ||
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<p><input type="checkbox" id="vivim" name="color"> | ||
<label for="vivim">vi/vim</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="yas" name="color"> | ||
<label for="yas">yassie</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="vscode" name="color"> | ||
<label for="vscode">vs code</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="otherColor" name="color"> | ||
<label for="otherColor">um <input type="text" name="otherColorText"></label></p> | ||
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</fieldset> | ||
</div> | ||
<fieldset> | ||
<div class="field"><legend>language</legend> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="rust" name="language"> | ||
<label for="rust">rust</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="rust" name="language"> | ||
<label for="rust">rust</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="rust" name="language"> | ||
<label for="rust">rust</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="rust" name="language"> | ||
<label for="rust">rust</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="otherLanguage" name="language"> | ||
<label for="otherLanguage">um <input type="text" name="otherLanguageText"></label></p> | ||
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</fieldset> | ||
</div> | ||
<fieldset> | ||
<div class="field"> | ||
<legend>delivery method</legend> | ||
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<p><input type="checkbox" id="fedi" name="delivery"> | ||
<label for="fedi">fedi</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="emails" name="delivery"> | ||
<label for="emails">email</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="yassie" name="delivery"> | ||
<label for="yassie">yassie</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="birb" name="delivery"> | ||
<label for="birb">birb</label></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="otherDelivery" name="delivery"> | ||
<label for="otherDelivery">um <input type="text" name="otherDeliveryText"></label></p> | ||
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</fieldset> | ||
</div> | ||
<div class="field"> | ||
<fieldset id="details"> | ||
<legend>details</legend> | ||
<p><label for="email">email:</label> | ||
<input type="email" id="email" placeholder="[email protected]" name="email" required></p> | ||
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<p><label for="fealty">fealty: </label> | ||
<input type="text" id="fealty" name="details"></input></p> | ||
<p><input type="checkbox" id="liability" name="details" required><label for="liability"> i won't sue you (about this or anything else including but not limited to: bash accidents, jet turbines, too powerful of code, yasassinations, important stuff, dogs, pet dog, pet dog, a lack of bananas, pet dog, etc etc)</p> | ||
</fieldset> | ||
</div> | ||
<input type="submit" id="submit" value="socks me"> | ||
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</form> | ||
</section> | ||
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<section id="faq"> | ||
<h2>faq</h2> | ||
<p id="info-box">have you pet dog yet</p> | ||
</section> | ||
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</main> | ||
</body> | ||
</html> |