lolol

or

ol the lols

or

The Big Jolly Book of Humorous Observations

• PDF | HTML | (103,915 words)

In the Project Gutenberg CD corpus of 600 books, find every English sentence containing the word lo – but also include the next sentence because the parser sometimes breaks things like "lo! and behold" into two.

Then replace each lo with lol.

gutengrep.py -i "\blo\b" "*.txt" --cache --sort --correct -o /tmp/lolol.txt --andnext --language en
lolol.py lolol-sort.txt  > lolol.md
multimarkdown lolol.md > lolol.html && lolol.html

Uses gutengrep.py.

Then print to PDF using Chrome. Big thanks to @moonmilk for the CSS.

An entry for NaNoGemMo 2014.