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SA-MP Sound IDs

Introduction

A lot of sounds aren't listed in the official SA-MP/Open.mp wiki, like at this link. That's why I created this repository.

There used to be an old Pastebin link that contained them, but it got deleted. And that's why, again, we're making this.

Use

These sounds can be used with PlayerPlaySound.

Example:

// Player punching sound (fits for commands such as /slap well). 
PlayerPlaySound(playerid, 1130, 0.0, 0.0, 0.0);

Note

You have to use sound ID 0 to stop the sound ID that is currently playing.

Sound IDs

ID Category Description
1002 Ceilng Vent
1009 Bonnet dent
1027 Wheel of fortune clacker
1035 Garage door sound start (1036 to stop)
1039 Parachute opening
1052 Ammunation buy
1053 Ammunation denied
1054 Shop buy
1055 Shop buy denied
1056 Race countdown sound
1057 Race go sound
1058 Select Menu selection/pick up
1062 Arcade game jingle
1068 Driving school music?
1076 Arcade game jingle
1083 Pause menu select sound
1084 Click
1085 Selecting denied sound effect
1095 metal hitting something
1097 rock and electro theme song
1100 Fence hit
1101 Fence hitting sound
1130 Fist punch sound
1131 Gun placed on desk
1132 Camera noise
1133 Drill sound
1134 Pay and spray noise
1135 Baseball bat hit
1136 Punching sound
1137 Checkpoint Amber
1138 Checkpoint Green
1139 Checkpoint Red
1140 Car Smash Car
1141 Car Smash Gate
1142 Racetrack Noises
1147 Horn
1148 Vehicle Magnet Attached
1149 Property Purchased
1150 Pickup
1153 Garage door opening/closing
1163 Ped Collapse/Impact
1165 Shutter door opening/closing
1183 Driving school music
1184 Stop driving school music
1185 Bike school music
1186 Stop bike schoool music
1187 Pilot school music
1188 Stop Pilot school music
2000 Police dispatcher Aldea Malvada
2001 Police dispatcher Angelpine
2002 Police dispatcher Arco Del Oeste
2003 Police dispatcher Avispa Countryclub
2004 Police dispatcher Backobeyond
2005 Police dispatcher Battery Point
2006 Police dispatcher Bayside
2007 Police dispatcher Bayside Marina
2008 Police dispatcher Bayside Tunnel
2009 Police dispatcher Beaconhill
2010 Police dispatcher Blackfield
2011 Police dispatcher Blackfield Chapel
2012 Police dispatcher Blackfield Intersection
2013 Police dispatcher Blueberry Acres
2014 Police dispatcher Blueberry
2015 Police dispatcher Bone County
2016 Police dispatcher Caligulas Palace
2017 Police dispatcher Caltonheights
2018 Police dispatcher Chinatown
2019 Police dispatcher Cityhall
2020 Police dispatcher Come A Lot
2021 Police dispatcher Commerce
2022 Police dispatcher Conference Centre
2023 Police dispatcher Cranberry Station
2024 Police dispatcher Dillimore
2025 Police dispatcher Doherty
2026 Police dispatcher Downtown
2027 Police dispatcher Downtown Los Santos
2028 Police dispatcher East Los Santos
2029 Police dispatcher East Beach
2030 Police dispatcher Easter Basin
2031 Police dispatcher Easter Bay Airport
2032 Police dispatcher Easter Bay Bluffs Chemical Plant
2033 Police dispatcher Easter Tunnel
2034 Police dispatcher Elcastillo Del Diablo
2035 Police dispatcher El Corona
2036 Police dispatcher El Quebrados
2037 Police dispatcher Esplanade East
2038 Police dispatcher Esplanade North
2039 Police dispatcher Fallen Tree
2040 Police dispatcher Fallow Bridge
2041 Police dispatcher Fern Ridge
2042 Police dispatcher Financial
2043 Police dispatcher Fishers Lagoon
2044 Police dispatcher Flint County
2045 Police dispatcher Flint Intersection
2046 Police dispatcher Flint Range
2047 Police dispatcher Flint Water
2048 Police dispatcher Fort Carson
2049 Police dispatcher Foster Valley
2050 Police dispatcher Frederick Bridge
2051 Police dispatcher Ganton
2052 Police dispatcher Gant Bridge
2053 Police dispatcher Garcia
2054 Police dispatcher Garver Bridge
2055 Police dispatcher Glen Park
2056 Police dispatcher Green Glass College
2057 Police dispatcher Green Palms
2058 Police dispatcher Hampton Barns
2059 Police dispatcher Hankypanky Point
2060 Police dispatcher Harry Gold Parkway
2061 Police dispatcher Hashberry
2062 Police dispatcher Hilltop Farm
2063 Police dispatcher Hunter Quarry
2064 Police dispatcher Idlewood
2065 Police dispatcher Julius Thruway East
2066 Police dispatcher Julius Thruway North
2067 Police dispatcher Julius Thruway South
2068 Police dispatcher Julius Thruway West
2069 Police dispatcher Juniper Hill
2070 Police dispatcher Juniper Hollow
2071 Police dispatcher KACC Military Fuels
2072 Police dispatcher Kincaid Bridge
2073 Police dispatcher Kings
2074 Police dispatcher Las Barrancas
2075 Police dispatcher Las Brujas
2076 Police dispatcher Las Payasadas
2077 Police dispatcher Last Dime Motel
2078 Police dispatcher Las Venturas
2079 Police dispatcher Leafy Hollow
2080 Police dispatcher Lil Probe Inn
2081 Police dispatcher Linden Side
2082 Police dispatcher Linden Station
2083 Police dispatcher Little Mexico
2084 Police dispatcher Los Colinas
2085 Police dispatcher Los Flores
2086 Police dispatcher Los Santos
2087 Police dispatcher Los Santos Inlet
2088 Police dispatcher Los Santos International
2089 Police dispatcher Los Sepulcros
2090 Police dispatcher Los Venturas Airport
2091 Police dispatcher LVA Freight Depot
2092 Police dispatcher Marina
2093 Police dispatcher Market
2094 Police dispatcher Market Station
2095 Police dispatcher Martin Bridge
2096 Police dispatcher Missionary Hill
2097 Police dispatcher Montgomery
2098 Police dispatcher Montgomery Intersection
2099 Police dispatcher Mount Chilliad
2100 Police dispatcher Mulholland
2101 Police dispatcher Mulholland Intersection
2102 Police dispatcher Northstar Rock
2103 Police dispatcher Ocean Docks
2104 Police dispatcher Ocean Flats
2105 Police dispatcher Octane Springs
2106 Police dispatcher Old Venturas Strip
2107 Police dispatcher Open Ocean
2108 Police dispatcher Pallisades
2109 Police dispatcher Palomino Creek
2110 Police dispatcher Paradiso
2111 Police dispatcher Pilgrams Creek
2112 Police dispatcher Pilson Intersection
2113 Police dispatcher Playa Del Seville
2114 Police dispatcher Pricklepine
2115 Police dispatcher Queens
2116 Police dispatcher Randolph Industrial Estate
2117 Police dispatcher Red County
2118 Police dispatcher Red Sands East
2119 Police dispatcher Red Sands West
2120 Police dispatcher Regular Tom
2121 Police dispatcher Richman
2122 Police dispatcher Roca Escalante
2123 Police dispatcher Rockshore East
2124 Police dispatcher Rockshore West
2125 Police dispatcher Rodeo
2126 Police dispatcher Royale Casino
2127 Police dispatcher San Andreas Sound
2128 Police dispatcher San Fierro
2129 Police dispatcher San Fierro Bay
2130 Police dispatcher Santa Flora
2131 Police dispatcher Santa Maria Beach
2132 Police dispatcher Shadycreeks
2133 Police dispatcher Sherman Reservoir
2134 Police dispatcher Sobell Railyards
2135 Police dispatcher Spinybed
2136 Police dispatcher Starfish Casino
2137 Police dispatcher Sunnyside
2138 Police dispatcher Temple
2139 Police dispatcher The Big Ear Radiotelescope
2140 Police dispatcher The Camels Toe
2141 Police dispatcher The Clowns Pocket
2142 Police dispatcher The Emerald Isle
2143 Police dispatcher The Farm
2144 Police dispatcher The Four Dragons Casino
2145 Police dispatcher The Highroller
2146 Police dispatcher The Makospan
2147 Police dispatcher The Panopticon
2148 Police dispatcher The Pinkswan
2149 Police dispatcher The Pirates In Mens Pants
2150 Police dispatcher The Sherman Dam
2151 Police dispatcher The Visage
2152 Police dispatcher Tierra Robada
2153 Police dispatcher Unity Station
2154 Police dispatcher Valleocultado
2155 Police dispatcher Verdant Bluffs
2156 Police dispatcher Verdant Meadow
2157 Police dispatcher Verona Beach
2158 Police dispatcher Vinewood
2159 Police dispatcher Whetstone
2160 Police dispatcher Whitewood Estates
2161 Police dispatcher Willowfield
2162 Police dispatcher Yellowbell Golf Course
2163 Police dispatcher Yellowbell Station
2200 Police dispatcher Black
2201 Police dispatcher Blue
2202 Police dispatcher Brown
2203 Police dispatcher Copper
2204 Police dispatcher Custom
2205 Police dispatcher Customized
2206 Police dispatcher Dark
2207 Police dispatcher Gold
2208 Police dispatcher Green
2209 Police dispatcher Grey
2210 Police dispatcher Light
2211 Police dispatcher Pink
2212 Police dispatcher Red
2213 Police dispatcher Silver
2214 Police dispatcher White
2400 Police dispatcher Central
2401 Police dispatcher East
2402 Police dispatcher North
2403 Police dispatcher South
2404 Police dispatcher West
2600 Police dispatcher Head to a 10-
2601 Police dispatcher In a
2602 Police dispatcher In water
2603 Police dispatcher On a
2604 Police dispatcher On foot
2605 Police dispatcher Respond to a 10-
2606 Police dispatcher Suspect in water
2607 Police dispatcher Suspect last seen
2608 Police dispatcher We've got a 10-
2800 Police dispatcher 17 in
2801 Police dispatcher 21 in
2802 Police dispatcher 24 in
2803 Police dispatcher 28 in
2804 Police dispatcher 34 in
2805 Police dispatcher 37 in
2806 Police dispatcher 7 in
2807 Police dispatcher 71 in
2808 Police dispatcher 81 in
2809 Police dispatcher 90 in
2810 Police dispatcher 91 in
2811 Police dispatcher attend
2812 Police dispatcher attend
2813 Police dispatcher attend
3000 Police dispatcher 2 door
3001 Police dispatcher 4 door
3002 Police dispatcher Ambulance
3003 Police dispatcher Artic Cab
3004 Police dispatcher Beach Buggy
3005 Police dispatcher Bike
3006 Police dispatcher Boat
3007 Police dispatcher Buggy
3008 Police dispatcher Bulldozer
3009 Police dispatcher Bus
3010 Police dispatcher Camper Van
3011 Police dispatcher Coach
3012 Police dispatcher Combine Harvester
3013 Police dispatcher Compact
3014 Police dispatcher Convertible
3015 Police dispatcher Coupe
3016 Police dispatcher Cruiser
3017 Police dispatcher Firetruck
3018 Police dispatcher Forklift
3019 Police dispatcher Freight Train
3020 Police dispatcher Garbage Truck
3021 Police dispatcher Gas Tanker
3022 Police dispatcher Golf Cart
3023 Police dispatcher Go Kart
3024 Police dispatcher Hearse
3025 Police dispatcher Helicopter
3026 Police dispatcher Hovercraft
3027 Police dispatcher Icecream Van
3028 Police dispatcher Jeep
3029 Police dispatcher Lawn Mower
3030 Police dispatcher Limo
3031 Police dispatcher Lowrider
3032 Police dispatcher Moped
3033 Police dispatcher Motorbike
3034 Police dispatcher Offroad
3035 Police dispatcher People Carrier
3036 Police dispatcher Pickup
3037 Police dispatcher Plane
3038 Police dispatcher Police Car
3039 Police dispatcher Police Van
3040 Police dispatcher Quad Bike
3041 Police dispatcher Rubber Dinghy
3042 Police dispatcher Sand Buggy
3043 Police dispatcher Sea Plane
3044 Police dispatcher Snowcat
3045 Police dispatcher Speedboat
3046 Police dispatcher Sport
3047 Police dispatcher Sports Car
3048 Police dispatcher Sports Bike
3049 Police dispatcher Station Wagon
3050 Police dispatcher SUV
3051 Police dispatcher Tank
3052 Police dispatcher Taxi
3053 Police dispatcher Tractor
3054 Police dispatcher Train
3055 Police dispatcher Tram
3056 Police dispatcher Truck
3057 Police dispatcher Van
3200 Airhorn
3201 Longer Airhorn
3400 Air conditioning
3401 Fire Alarm Constant siren
3600 Cell Phone Dialling
3800 Videotape Noise
4000 Ballas Taunter Grove Street's going down!
4001 Ballas Taunter Fuck them Grove Street fools!
4200 Machine being operated
4201 Coins falling from machine
4202 Video game sound
4203 Beep Beep
4400 Barber Shaving machine
4600 Basketball bounce
4601 Basketball bounce
4602 Basketball bounce
4603 Basketball backboard hit
4604 Basketball net ripple
4800 Gym Challenge Dialogue (Black Boxer) Yo, you want to learn some new moves?
4801 Gym Challenge Dialogue (Black Boxer) Suit yourself, holmes, but the streets are mean, dude!
4802 Gym Challenge Dialogue (Black Boxer) Man, you're an embarrassment! Get yourself some muscles first!
4803 Gym Challenge Dialogue (Black Boxer) Hey, you want to go a round with me?
4804 Gym Challenge Dialogue (Black Boxer) Yo, pay attention and you might learn something.
4805 Gym Challenge Dialogue (Black Boxer) Yo, charge in and batter your opponent!
4806 Gym Challenge Dialogue (Black Boxer) Make sure your opponent is down AND out!
4807 Gym Challenge Dialogue (Black Boxer) Never give your opponent time to recover!
5000 Catalina Oh Claude you're so big and manful
5001 Catalina Claude, youre the best driver Ive ever bedded!
5002 Catalina Hands on the wheel, Claude, hands on the wheel!
5003 Catalina Oh Claude, its bigger than the gear stick!
5004 Catalina I have never felt so satisfied!
5005 Catalina Five orgasms in as many minutes!
5006 Catalina Marry me, Claude, marry me!
5007 Catalina Oh Claude, I dont know if Im woman enough!
5008 Catalina Hey, Carl, you drive like a drunken camel!
5009 Catalina Carl, are you jealous, heh?
5010 Catalina Claude has such girth, he is AMAZING!
5011 Catalina Claude would make you feel inadequate
5012 Catalina At last I have found a man to satisfy me!
5013 Catalina Claude is so manful, so FORCEFUL!
5014 Catalina I never knew there was so much MORE to sex!
5200 Let's Get Ready to Bumble SFX no signal noise
5201 Let's Get Ready to Bumble SFX Selecting high pitch sound effect
5202 Let's Get Ready to Bumble SFX Sound effect
5203 Let's Get Ready to Bumble SFX keyboards riffs
5204 Let's Get Ready to Bumble SFX Sound effect
5205 Let's Get Ready to Bumble SFX Beep
5206 Let's Get Ready to Bumble SFX Arcade game sound effect
5400 Casino Woman Place your bets!
5401 Casino Woman Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
5402 Casino Woman An offer of credit has been made, sir.
5403 Casino Woman The house is prepared to offer you credit, sir.
5404 Casino Woman The house recognizes sirs credit rating.
5405 Casino Woman Sir doesnt have sufficient money to back another bet.
5406 Casino Woman Sorry, sir, you do not have enough funds.
5407 Casino Woman You appear to have insufficient funds to continue betting.
5408 Casino Woman No more bets, please.
5409 Casino Woman No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
5410 Casino Woman No more bets, people.
5411 Casino Woman Black - 10
5412 Casino Woman Black 11
5413 Casino Woman Red - 12
5414 Casino Woman Black - 13
5415 Casino Woman Red 14
5416 Casino Woman Black - 15
5417 Casino Woman Red - 16
5418 Casino Woman Black - 17
5419 Casino Woman Red 18
5420 Casino Woman Red - 19
5421 Casino Woman Black - 20
5422 Casino Woman Red - 21
5423 Casino Woman Black - 22
5424 Casino Woman Red - 23
5425 Casino Woman Black - 24
5426 Casino Woman Red - 25
5427 Casino Woman Black - 26
5428 Casino Woman Red - 27
5429 Casino Woman Black - 28
5430 Casino Woman Black - 29
5431 Casino Woman Red - 30
5432 Casino Woman Black - 31
5433 Casino Woman Red - 32
5434 Casino Woman Black - 33
5435 Casino Woman Red - 34
5436 Casino Woman Black, 35
5437 Casino Woman Red - 36
5438 Casino Woman Zero!
5439 Casino Woman Red - 1
5440 Casino Woman Black - 2
5441 Casino Woman Red 3
5442 Casino Woman Black - 4
5443 Casino Woman Red - 5
5444 Casino Woman Black - 6
5445 Casino Woman Red, 7
5446 Casino Woman Black, 8
5447 Casino Woman Red - 9
5448 Casino Woman You win.
5449 Casino Woman You win, sir, well done.
5450 Casino Woman Congratulations, sir
5451 Casino Woman sorry, sir, regulars only.
5452 Casino Woman The house does not recognize your limit at this table, sir.
5453 Casino Woman Thank you sir, have a nice day
5454 Casino Woman Thank you for playing sir!
5455 Casino Woman $1 pays out.
5456 Casino Woman 2 dollars pays out
5457 Casino Woman $5 pays out.
5458 Casino Woman 10$ pays out
5459 Casino Woman $20 pays out.
5460 Casino Woman 40 dollars pays out
5461 Casino Woman Jackpot.
5462 Casino Woman Another win for sir!
5463 Casino Woman Congratulations, sir, youre having quite a run!
5464 Casino Woman I hope sirs luck holds!
5600 Package Thrown
5601 Package Thrown
5602 Package Thrown
5800 Casino Man 10 or 20
5801 Casino Man 2 or 12
5802 Casino Man 3 or 13
5803 Casino Man 4 or 14
5804 Casino Man 5 or 15
5805 Casino Man 6 or 16
5806 Casino Man 7 or 17
5807 Casino Man 8 or 18
5808 Casino Man 9 or 19
5809 Casino Man Place your bets sir
5810 Casino Man Please place your bet
5811 Casino Man Blackjack!
5812 Casino Man Blackjack! House loses
5813 Casino Man You're bust, sir
5814 Casino Man Your hand is dead, sir.
5815 Casino Man Push.
5816 Casino Man No winner.
5817 Casino Man Sorry sir, dealer wins!
5818 Casino Man Dealer wins!
5819 Casino Man House wins
5820 Casino Man The house is willing to extend an offer of credit sir
5821 Casino Man The house is offering you credit sir
5822 Casino Man You may accept an offer of credit from the house sir
5823 Casino Man I'm sorry sir, you don't have the funds
5824 Casino Man You do not have enough to cover your bet sir
5825 Casino Man If sir is going to gamble, sir must have enough cash
5826 Casino Man No more bets please
5827 Casino Man Closed to bets, ladies and gentlemen
5828 Casino Man No more bets
5829 Casino Man 10
5830 Casino Man 11
5831 Casino Man 12
5832 Casino Man 13
5833 Casino Man 14
5834 Casino Man 15
5835 Casino Man 16
5836 Casino Man 17
5837 Casino Man 18
5838 Casino Man 19
5839 Casino Man 20!
5840 Casino Man 21!!
5841 Casino Man 4
5842 Casino Man 5
5843 Casino Man 6
5844 Casino Man 7
5845 Casino Man 8
5846 Casino Man 9
5847 Casino Man You win!
5848 Casino Man You win sir, well played
5849 Casino Man Sir is lucky today
5850 Casino Man Regulars only at this table sir
5851 Casino Man Only regulars at this table sir
5852 Casino Man Thank you sir, have a nice day
5853 Casino Man Thank you for playing sir
5854 Casino Man Luck is with sir today
5855 Casino Man Congratulations on your luck sir
5856 Casino Man Sir is on a winning streak
6000 Blast door slide loop
6001 Claxon (alert siren)
6002 Heavy door
6003 Electricity (like a tazer)
6200 Boat School Dialogue Seagull noises
6201 Boat School Dialogue Welcome to the Boat School
6202 Boat School Dialogue To pass you must achieve BRONZE or higher in all 5 tests.
6203 Boat School Dialogue To view a demonstration of each test, please use the TV over there.
6204 Boat School Dialogue Passing a test will unlock the next test.
6205 Boat School Dialogue You can come back and check your scores or take new tests at any time!
6400 Keypad Access Granted
6401 Elevator Ding
6402 Lights power down
6600 Roof collapse
6601 Wall collapse
6602 Wall collapse
6603 Wooden door breach
6800 Cargo plane door loop
6801 Cargo plane door start
6802 Cargo plane door stop
7000 Johnny Sindacco Hey, hey, who the fuck - who are you? Untie me, huh?
7001 Johnny Sindacco Ive been here for fucking ages, I cant feel my hands no more!
7002 CJ You know what? I thing we're gonna take a little drive.
7003 Johnny Sindacco What are you, fucking stupid? I'm not joking here - untie me, motherfucker.
7004 CJ No, I think I'm gonna leave you right where you are.
7005 Johnny Sindacco You got any idea in that pea brain head of yours who the fuck I am?
7006 CJ No, but I think I'm going to find out.
7007 Johnny Sindacco You, you you your fu--, your crazy! You're a dead man! You're a dead man!
7008 CJ You're ain't in no position to make no threats.
7009 CJ Who are you?
7010 Johnny Sindacco Fuck you man, you know who I man!
7011 CJ Have it your way.
7012 Johnny Sindacco You are messing with the wrong people!
7013 Johnny Sindacco You are so dead, do you hear me? DEAD! D-E-A-D pal!
7014 Johnny Sindacco You've signed your own death warrant! Ha ha ha!
7015 Johnny Sindacco You think this is scaring me, huh?
7016 Johnny Sindacco Takes a little more than a drive to get me chirpin' pal!
7017 Johnny Sindacco Hey, l-look, uh, w-we can come to some arrangement, okay?
7018 Johnny Sindacco OK, I can see you're serious!
7019 Johnny Sindacco Hey look pal, this ain't funny anymore.
7020 Johnny Sindacco Hey! Stop this insanity RIGHT NOW!
7021 Johnny Sindacco Oh my God, you're nuts!
7022 Johnny Sindacco Aargh! Oh, I don't wanna die, c'mon I don't wanna die!
7023 Johnny Sindacco FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU-HOO-hooooo!
7024 Johnny Sindacco Oh my God, I just shit myself!
7025 Johnny Sindacco Oh Mother Mary, I've had enough, oh God...
7026 Johnny Sindacco Alright, alright! You made your point, please no more! NO MORE!
7027 Johnny Sindacco Oh man, this is too faaaaast!
7028 Johnny Sindacco Oh! Slow down, slow down for Godsakes!
7029 Johnny Sindacco Oh, this is too fast! TOO FAAAAAAST!
7030 Johnny Sindacco Whoooooooa! Holy fuck!
7031 Johnny Sindacco Whoooa, geez no!
7032 Johnny Sindacco Oh Christ! Ooooooooh!
7033 Johnny Sindacco Oh my God, oh-my-God!
7034 Johnny Sindacco Hey, whatcha doing?
7035 Johnny Sindacco Hey, you think you're smart, but you're not, you're not!
7036 Johnny Sindacco Ha, this shit don't scare me asshole!
7037 Johnny Sindacco Whadaya doin' now?
7038 Johnny Sindacco Somebody, anybody, HELP!
7039 Johnny Sindacco Hey, watch the pedestrians, pal!
7040 Johnny Sindacco Jesus Christ that was close!
7041 Johnny Sindacco What are you trying to fuck both of us?
7042 Johnny Sindacco Mother Mary, that was lucky!
7043 Johnny Sindacco You're gonna kill us both! Oh God, I'm still alive!
7044 Johnny Sindacco Thank you! Thank God! Thank God!
7045 Johnny Sindacco Jesus! JESUS!
7046 Johnny Sindacco What are you TRYING to hit things?! You're crazy!
7047 Johnny Sindacco Oh...jesus....fuck you...
7048 Johnny Sindacco Aarrgghh!
7049 Johnny Sindacco Oh mama, come for me! Ohhhh.
7050 Johnny Sindacco Holy fuck! My legs! They're on fire!
7051 Johnny Sindacco Shit! My balls! My balls!
7052 Johnny Sindacco Oh mama! I'm on fire!
7053 Johnny Sindacco FIRE! FIRE!
7054 Johnny Sindacco MOTHER FUCKER!!
7055 Johnny Sindacco The family will make you pay for this!
7056 CJ Which family?
7057 Johnny Sindacco The Sindacco Family, ya idiot!
7058 CJ That's all I wanted to hear!
7059 Johnny Sindacco What the-? Oh shit...
7060 Johnny Sindacco Oh God, thank God...
7061 Johnny Sindacco Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death...
7062 Johnny Sindacco Mummy... mummy...
7063 Johnny Sindacco (whimpering)
7064 Johnny Sindacco I've lead such a sinful life, I'm sorry, so sorry...
7065 Triad Gang Member CJ, ha, I think he messed himself.
7066 CJ I guess he willing to talk now!
7200 CJ Alright, you guys better get out of Las Venturas, fast!
7201 CJ I'll be in touch.
7202 Maccer What about your backup, man, will you be a'right without us?
7203 Rosenberg Of course he will, you fucking moron, come on!
7204 CJ This is private flight CJ101 on approach to Liberty, over.
7205 Air Traffic Control Flight CJ101, we have you on our scope.
7206 Air Traffic Control Stay on current heading and await final approach instructions...
7207 Air Traffic Control Welcome to Liberty City, CJ101...
7208 Forelli Guard Private function, invitation only!
7209 CJ Oh yeah? Well Mr. Leone says otherwise!
7210 CJ Salvatory sends his regards
7211 CJ The Forellis are finished in this town!
7212 CJ I'm here to spill pasta sauce!
7213 CJ Marco Forelli, Im here for you!
7214 CJ Marco, Im coming for you!
7215 CJ Mafia assholes!
7216 CJ Im your worst egg plant nightmare!
7217 Air Traffic Control Flight CJ101, you are cleared for take-off!
7218 CJ This is flight CJ101 out of Liberty City,
7219 CJ requesting final approach to Las Venturas International, over.
7220 Air Traffic Control Flight CJ101, you are clear for landing on runway 3.
7221 Air Traffic Control Holy fuck, whos flying that thing?
7222 Air Traffic Control The guys a maniac!
7223 Air Traffic Control Hes going to hit us!
7224 Air Traffic Control Oh my god he's going to loose it!
7225 Air Traffic Control Prep the emergency crews!
7226 Air Traffic Control Prepare the fire crews for a crash landing!
7227 CJ Alright, you guys better get out of Las Venturas fast!
7228 CJ I'll be in touch
7229 CJ This is private flight CJ-101 on approuch to Liberty, over
7230 CJ Oh yeah? Well Mr. Leony says otherwise
7231 CJ Salvatory sends his regards
7232 CJ The Ferreli's are finished in this town
7233 CJ I'm here to spill pasta sauce
7234 CJ Marko Forelli, I'm here for you!
7235 CJ Marko, I'm coming for you!
7236 CJ Mafia assholes!
7237 CJ I'm your worst eggplant nightmare
7238 CJ This is flight CJ101 out of Liberty City
7239 CJ Requesting final approuch to Las Venturas Internation, over
7400 Quarry Worker Hey you can't come down here!
7401 Quarry Worker Where's your safety gear?
7402 Quarry Worker You don't have clearance for this area!
7403 Quarry Worker Get away from that dynamite!
7404 Quarry Worker Hey, that's dangerous!
7405 Quarry Worker Stay away from that stuff!
7406 Quarry Worker Meet my shovel asshole!
7407 Quarry Worker Hes gonna blow us all to hell!
7408 Quarry Worker Dude, somebody stop that guy!
7409 Quarry Worker Who's this asshole?
7410 Quarry Worker Someone call security!
7411 Quarry Worker What do you think you're doing?
7412 Quarry Worker Someones stealing dynamite, call security!
7413 Quarry Worker Hes after the dynamite!
7414 Quarry Worker Hes stealing the demolition charges!
7415 Quarry Worker ALL PERSONNEL CLEAR!
7416 Quarry Worker FIVE SECONDS TO DETONATION!
7417 Quarry Worker THREE...
7418 Quarry Worker TWO...
7419 Quarry Worker ONE...
7420 CJ Delivery for Woozie.
7421 CJ Hey, you be careful with that...
7600 Sindacco Gang Member Hey, who's this character? He looks like a cop to me.
7601 Sindacco Gang Member We better go warn the boss.
7602 Sindacco Gang Member Hey, watch the car, I just got this baby detailed!
7603 Sindacco Gang Boss What? He must be a fed! Let's give him a proper Sindacco welcome!
7604 Sindacco Gang Member Hey, what's going on?
7605 Sindacco Gang Member Someone's got a fucking deathwish if they're starting trouble 'round here!
7606 Sindacco Gang Boss Get the boys ready! Production line's gotta keep rolling!
7607 Sindacco Gang Member Hey, who's this prick?
7608 Sindacco Gang Member Somebody take care of this joker!
7609 Triad Gang Member Hey, Carl, how'd it go?
7610 CJ Tell Woozie, we'll be getting no more trouble with them.
7611 CJ counterfeit chips
7612 Sindacco Gang Member Aye Johnny. How you feeling?
7800 Maccer Me legs are fucked and me head's fuckin' poundin'!
7801 Kent Paul We can't walk back, son, look at the state of us.
7802 Maccer Your turn in the boot, kid!
7803 Maccer Oooo, this is comfy!
7804 Kent Paul I'm the manager, I get the front seat!
7805 Kent Paul Oi! That's my seat!
7806 Kent Paul Leave him, he'll be fine!
7807 Kent Paul We'll come back for you, I promise!
7808 Maccer Oh no you don't, I remember Preston Guild Hall!
7809 Kent Paul I'm the manager, what I say, goes!
7810 Kent Paul Don't make me slap you, sunshine!
7811 Maccer Don't make me sack you, P.!
7812 Maccer You're my manager this is all your fault!
7813 CJ So where's the rest of the band, guys?
7814 Kent Paul Maccer, where are the boys?
7815 Maccer I don't fuckin' know, do I.
7816 Maccer I remember snakes, lots of snakes...
7817 CJ It's a snake farm not too far from here, we can go check it out.
7818 Maccer I don't recognize this part of Manchester, kiddo, are we in Chorlton?
7819 Kent Paul How many times do I have to tell you, we're in America!
7820 Maccer America? Wait 'til I tell me ma about this!
7821 Kent Paul He's like a fucking stuck record. He'll ask about Las Venturas next.
7822 Maccer Las Venturas? Always wanted to go there, great tits.
7823 Kent Paul Don't start, not in this confined space.
7824 Maccer Bouncy, wobbling, massive, great tits!
7825 Kent Paul Leave yourself alone, for crying out loud!
7826 CJ Here we are, look familiar?
7827 Maccer Looks just like Salford to me...
7828 Kent Paul What are you talking about?
7829 Hillbilly Take a gander at 'em fellas, is that 'em?
7830 Hillbilly That there city boy has gone and been with my prize hog!
7831 Hillbilly Now I don't even get no sugar from her!
7832 Hillbilly And that one done screwed my sis!
7833 Hillbilly I've had a terr'ble aching in my grinds ever since!
7834 Hillbilly I'm gonna slap you silly for giving me and my fella the red bumpies!
7835 Hillbilly What'n tarnation?
7836 Hillbilly I'm a fixing to give ya a whoopin' for what you gone and done to my young'uns!
7837 Kent Paul Oh, no! Run like fuck!
7838 CJ Everybody in the car!
7839 Maccer Wait, kiddo, wait!
7840 Maccer I want to come too!
7841 Kent Paul Oi, wait for me, sunshine!
7842 Kent Paul Don't leave me in their evil clutches!
7843 CJ I think we lost 'em.
7844 CJ I can't see those snake farmers no more!
7845 CJ Shut up, you two!
7846 CJ Quit squabbling!
7847 CJ Seems you boys had a good time.
7848 Maccer Hey, what about the band?
7849 Kent Paul We'll just have to pray they've made it to civilization.
7850 Kent Paul Keyboardists and drummers are ten-a-penny anyway.
7851 Maccer Hey, man, I really need to piss!
7852 Kent Paul Oh fuck, we're screwed!
7853 CJ Hey, can't it wait?
7854 Maccer I'm about to burst man!
7855 Kent Paul You've gotta pull over, he's got a condition - he's priapic. It'll go everywhere!
7856 Maccer I can't hold it any longer!
7857 Kent Paul Oh, fuck! It's in me eye!
7858 CJ Hey, c'mon, man!
7859 Kent Paul Argh! Stop it!
7860 Kent Paul Point it out the fucking window, will you?
7861 Maccer Oh fuck me, that is so gooood.
7862 Kent Paul Oh, fuck- now I've got the shakes.
7863 Maccer You look as pale as a drowned baby, man!
7864 Kent Paul Oh God, I think I'm going to chuck!
7865 Maccer P. what you need is some food down ya.
7866 Kent Paul (Paul nearly vomits)
7867 Maccer A fried egg sanger with mayonnaise will sort it.
7868 Kent Paul (Paul nearly vomits again)
7869 Maccer Or what about a pickled egg?
7870 Kent Paul Pull over, NOW!
7871 Kent Paul Shhi- huuuurghhh -hit!
7872 Kent Paul I've go- huuurrrgghh!
7873 Kent Paul Got the- Hhhuurrgghh!
7874 Kent Paul Dry- hurgh!
7875 Kent Paul Dry- hurgh!
7876 Kent Paul Dry heavies... Oh...
7877 Kent Paul Oh, I think it... I think it's passed.
7878 Maccer How about a pint of cod liver oil, that'll well sort ya.
7879 Kent Paul (Paul vomiting violently)
7880 CJ Leave him alone, man!
7881 Maccer Hey, hey, the good doctor was just tryin' to help!
7882 Kent Paul Fuh-huh-Fuck off!
7883 Maccer What kind of tits does this Rosie have?
7884 Maccer Big, floppy sausage tits?
7885 Maccer Empty saddlebags? Or bee stings?
7886 Kent Paul Rosie's a man!
7887 Kent Paul And stop touching yourself!
7888 Maccer It's just for comfort Pablo, this is a stressful situation, man.
7889 Kent Paul You're fucking telling me it is!
7890 CJ Aw, can it you two!
7891 Maccer Hey, he started it!
7892 CJ Which Casino is it?
7893 Kent Paul It's called Caligula's. It's on the strip somewhere, I think.
7894 CJ Shit! Here come them snake farmers!
7895 CJ Alright, I've had enough. Let's finish this!
7896 Maccer Oh, I'm gonna grab some big tits, man!
7897 Kent Paul Oh, bollox. In for a penny, in for a pound.
7898 Kent Paul Come on then, let's go in and see Rosie.
7899 Maccer What about your backup, man? Will you be alright without us?
7900 CJ Hey Woozie.
7901 CJ I think I found a way to scope Caligula's without causing too much suspicion.
7902 CJ We can talk later.
8000 CJ So here I am, about to try and rescue some guy I've scared half to death.
8001 CJ If he wake up through all of this, I'm screwed...
8002 Hospital Worker Hello, Sir, can I help you?
8003 CJ Yeah, I'm here to pick up Mr. Sindacco.
8004 Hospital Worker Mr. Sindacco? There must be some mistake.
8005 Hospital Worker An ambulance just picked him up.
8006 CJ Oh, OK. Thank you for your help.
8007 Johnny Sindacco Hey mother, mother is that you?
8008 Johnny Sindacco I see the light!
8009 Johnny Sindacco Uggh, never...never ever gonna talk like that again.
8010 Johnny Sindacco Fuck you, fuck you! Fuck fuck you!
8011 Johnny Sindacco Oh my God, where am I?
8012 Johnny Sindacco Nurse, hey nurse!
8013 Johnny Sindacco I need my bag emptied!
8014 Sindacco Gang Member Hey, Johnny, how you feelin'?
8015 Sindacco Gang Member I didn't think he was going to be discharged 'til tomorrow!
8016 Forreli Gang Member Alright, who's messing with Forelli business?
8017 Forreli Gang Member Yeah, who's got a death wish?
8200 CJ OK, boss man, where to?
8201 Rosenberg We're going to pay the Sindacco's a visit.
8202 Rosenberg See how Johnny is,
8203 Rosenberg win him over with some (sniff) kind words during his convalescence.
8204 CJ Well, yeah, sure. I could take you by there.
8205 Rosenberg OK great! (sniff) We need a car!
8206 Rosenberg I've gotta get out of this game.
8207 Rosenberg Shit, my nose is pissing like a race horse (sniff).
8208 Rosenberg That is really good stuff. Hey drive faster, would you please? C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, what are you, an old lady?
8209 CJ So you trying to get out?
8210 Rosenberg Yes. God, yes.
8211 Rosenberg I want to do something safe and legal and boring, with people that like me.
8212 Rosenberg And have a wife and some kids and get divorced and fight for weekend access, like everybody else.
8213 CJ Listen. I'll see what I can do.
8214 Rosenberg Thanks, I'm just so tired of all this life or death bullshit.
8215 Rosenberg (sniff) Oh, shit, shit's all down my (sniff) damned shirt, and everything,
8216 Rosenberg ah, that's my best shirt too, doesn't this shirt look good on me?
8217 Rosenberg OK, let's get this over with.
8218 Rosenberg I'm the boss, I am the boss! I'm the boss, I am the boss! Yeah,(sniff) yeah...
8219 Rosenberg What did I say? What did I do?
8220 CJ Nothing. My bad. Now take cover.
8221 Rosenberg Holy fuck, what is it about my luck?
8222 Rosenberg I'm screwed!
8223 Rosenberg We gotta do something!
8224 Rosenberg Carl, leave no witnesses or we're dead meat!
8225 Rosenberg Anybody needs me, they can find me in here!
8226 Rosenberg I ain't coming out until it's safe!
8227 Rosenberg Typical end for me, shot, beaten and then barbeque!
8228 Rosenberg Got the extinguisher, I got the extinguisher!
8229 Rosenberg Take those guys out and I'll put out the flames!
8230 Rosenberg Stand back, I'm gonna blast theses flames!
8231 Rosenberg Hey, CJ, wait for me! Wait! Wait!
8232 Rosenberg Well what are you waiting for?
8233 Rosenberg I ain't leading the way!
8234 Rosenberg I'm gonna start up the meat track!
8235 CJ Shit, they've started a fire to keep us back!
8236 CJ There must be an extinguisher here somewhere, find it!
8237 CJ Aw, what you do that for?
8238 CJ OK, it's clear!
8239 Rosenberg This is so exciting, Tommy, it's like old times!
8240 CJ Who the fuck is Tommy?
8241 Rosenberg Screw this, I'm going to hide in the freezer!
8242 Rosenberg CJ, some guy's locked me in the freezer!
8243 Rosenberg CJ? CJ! Get me out of here!
8244 Rosenberg Thank you, man, I thought I was a popsicle for sure!
8245 Rosenberg The exit's through the stock house!
8246 CJ Rosenberg! Im trapped in the freezer!
8247 CJ Rosenberg, get me out of this freezer!
8248 CJ Get me out of this freezer, Rosie!
8249 Rosenberg Look out CJ
8250 Rosenberg Well done, CJ!
8251 Rosenberg Shit, this is insane!
8252 Rosenberg I'm never doin' drugs again, never ever, ever ever!
8253 Rosenberg Shit, we gotta get the fuck out of here!
8254 Rosenberg We need some wheels!
8255 Rosenberg Get me back to Caligula's!
8256 CJ You calm down, and follow my lead.
8257 Rosenberg Holy fuck, man, we work well as a team together, huh, CJ?
8258 Rosenberg You and me, tearing this town up.
8259 Rosenberg Nobody can stop us, nobody in the world!
8260 CJ Johnny's a done deal. And so is his gang.
8261 Rosenberg Too fucking right they are, dumb pussies!
8262 Rosenberg Oh fuck! I'm screwed! I'm fucking screwed!
8263 Rosenberg What the fuck am I going to do? Shit, shit, SHIIIIT....
8264 CJ You just got to hang in there.
8265 CJ Play it dumb.
8266 CJ I'll figure out a way to get you out of this.
8267 Rosenberg Just drop me at the airport!
8268 CJ Nah man, they gotta think you dead.
8269 CJ I'll think of something, I promise.
8270 CJ Get in there, and be cool. Like you been out for a relaxing drive or something.
8271 Rosenberg Calm, yeah, calm.
8272 Rosenberg I'm calm.
8273 Rosenberg REAL FUCKING calm!
8274 Rosenberg I'm calm, Mr. Calm, Mr. Calm, that's me, Mr. Calm.
8275 CJ Rosie, where you go?
8276 CJ Rosenberg, is that you in there?
8277 CJ How'd you get locked in there, dude?
8278 CJ Okay, stay in there while I finish off these assholes!
8400 Russian Mafia Hey, what's going on!
8401 Russian Mafia Shit, how the fuck did HE get in here?
8402 Russian Mafia Who cares?
8403 Russian Mafia Waste him!
8404 Russian Mafia You picked the wrong plane to hijack!
8405 Russian Mafia I'm gonna give you the full trolley service, asshole!
8406 Russian Mafia We're gonna dump your body over the desert!
8407 Russian Mafia Who is this nut job, anyway?
8408 Russian Mafia Come out, you chicken shit asshole!
8409 Russian Mafia Heh yeah - yeah, what's the matter, you lost your nerve?
8410 Russian Mafia Ah, the 'ickle boy is hiding, ain't dat cute?
8411 Russian Mafia Hey, come out and play, asshole!
8412 Russian Mafia I ain't going down without a fight!
8600 Catalina Where's your car?
8601 CJ Where's yours?
8602 Catalina Ladies don't drive themselves, that's what men are for!
8603 CJ Oh my goodness! Thanks Cesar. Appreciate this, homie!
8604 CJ So, what's your name? Where we going?
8605 Catalina My name is Catalina and we gonna take this county for every stinking cent!
8606 CJ OK, good plan... I guess.
8607 Catalina You're damn straight it's a good plan!
8608 Catalina I've cased four soft targets;
8609 Catalina a gas station in Dillimore,
8610 Catalina a bank in Palomino Creek,
8611 Catalina a liquor store in Blueberry,
8612 Catalina and a betting shop in Montgomery.
8613 CJ Hold up. Which one first?
8614 Catalina You're the driver, you dumb pig, you choose!
8615 CJ You're pretty high strung, huh, lady.
8616 Catalina Yeah? And what are you?
8617 Catalina Some laid back gang banger dude?
8618 CJ I keep myself to myself. That's my style.
8619 Catalina Cesar says you got a brother in jail,
8620 Catalina another brother dead, a mother just killed,
8621 Catalina and you got a bent cop on your case.
8622 CJ I ain't listening to you.
8623 Catalina You think that is keeping yourself to yourself, eh amigo?
8624 Catalina Real cool? You just an idiota!
8625 CJ And you're real charming. A proper lady.
8626 Catalina I have a hideout on Fern Ridge.
8627 Catalina It's West of here.
8628 Catalina It's East of here.
8629 Catalina It's North of here.
8630 Catalina Now drive!
8631 CJ You're fucking psycho!
8632 Catalina All you little men are scared of strong women!
8633 Catalina If we're passionate you say we're crazy.
8634 Catalina If we're upset you say we're hysterical.
8635 Catalina We sleep with men, we're sluts.
8636 Catalina If we don't put out we're frigid bitches.
8637 CJ Who you calling little men? You went berserk back there!
8638 Catalina That? That was just another day at the office!
8639 Catalina You can't stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!
8640 CJ Tiny balls? Now just wait a minute...
8641 Catalina Enough! Just shut up and drive, I'm counting the fucking money!
8642 Catalina That was fun, homeboy.
8643 Catalina You wanna play again tomorrow?
8644 Catalina Here. This is your cut.
8645 CJ Lady, I gotta take it easy.
8646 CJ Like you said, I got some other shit going on.
8647 Catalina Whatever, baby.
8648 Catalina If I play too rough, you do whatever makes you feel safe.
8649 Catalina Maricon. See you around.
8650 CJ Thanks and everything bitch, but you crazy.
8651 CJ If you was the last bitch on earth,
8652 CJ I'd start going out with an animal.
8653 CJ You're too fucking loco, senorita.
8654 CJ Whatever else went down,I know I gotts do
8655 CJ anything I can to avoid hanging out with
8656 CJ that crazy bitch.
8657 CJ Hey, what we got left?
8658 Catalina Are you stupid? You forget already?
8659 Catalina The gas station in Dillimore.
8660 Catalina The bank in Palomino Creek.
8661 Catalina The liquor store in Blueberry.
8662 Catalina The betting shop in Montgomery.
8663 Catalina Or the liquor store in Blueberry.
8664 Catalina Or the betting shop in Montgomery.
8665 CJ OK, well this time we're gonna do it real chill,
8666 CJ no crazy psycho shit, baby.
8667 Catalina Speak for yourself, soft boy.
8668 Catalina Today I feel like killing all the men I meet!
8669 CJ Ah baby!
8670 Catalina Don't worry, I make an exception for some of the men in my life.
8671 Catalina Now drive faster!
8672 Catalina Take me home, Carl.
8673 CJ Okay. Look, but we gotta talk about something.
8674 Catalina What? What do I have to say to you?
8675 CJ You're a great girl, and all, but you gotta calm down.
8676 CJ I know some cold blooded cats wouldn't act like you.
8677 Catalina Oh, you get given a lioness and you want a pussy cat? Wimp!
8678 CJ No, I just want...
8679 Catalina You know why I act like this.
8680 CJ No.
8681 Catalina I'm in love, Carl.
8682 Catalina A woman's heart is a tempestuous place,
8683 Catalina and you will break my heart.
8684 Catalina Sometimes I want to kill us both!
8685 CJ Please, don't do that. Just relax a little.
8686 Catalina See you soon, handsome. Next time, we play REALLY rough.
8687 CJ Yeah, that's cool. But we can also play for some real money.
8688 CJ I got some money to... well,
8689 CJ it's a long story, but I need some serious paper, fast.
8690 Catalina You come and see me again soon.
8691 Catalina We rob a real bank.
8692 Catalina How was it?
8693 CJ Different...
8694 Catalina I knew you would like it!
8695 CJ Look, baby, I thought we was going to make some serious paper.
8696 Catalina I'm starting to get really bored of you.
8697 CJ I just need the money.
8698 Catalina And I'm just a cheap fuck?
8699 Catalina A whore you don't even pay?
8700 CJ No, I didn't say that.
8701 Catalina Carl, I say I'm in love with you, and you act like I'm an idiot.
8702 Catalina I see the way you look at other women.
8703 Catalina I know your kind, Carl. I am serious.
8704 Catalina I will kill you if you ever mess around.
8705 Catalina I will castrate you first.
8706 Catalina Then I will make you eat them.
8707 CJ Enough! I need some fucking money!
8708 Catalina Carl, you are really boring me now.
8709 CJ Please, sweetheart. I got in some real, real deep shit.
8710 Catalina Okay. Maybe today we hit it big!
8711 Catalina Drive, lover!
8712 CJ You a lunatic, bitch?
8713 Catalina Shut the fuck up. Home! Wimp!
8714 Catalina Carl, you have much to learn about the female heart.
8715 Catalina Come and see me again when you think you understand it.
8716 Catalina Goodbye!
8717 Catalina Come on, drive!
8718 CJ What's wrong?
8719 Catalina Nothing. I just hate men.
8720 CJ Well give me a break.
8721 Catalina Here's your break.
8722 Catalina Your break is you're not on my barbecue being eaten.
8723 CJ Well, that's one way of looking at shit, I suppose.
8724 Catalina Now, try to be a man this time.
8725 Catalina Take me home now, big man.
8726 CJ How we do?
8727 Catalina Is that all you care about? Money?
8728 CJ No, but I really need the paper--.
8729 Catalina You revolt me. You make my skin crawl.
8730 CJ Well I ain't crazy about you, either!
8731 Catalina That's just it. How little you know.
8732 Catalina Don't talk. Let us enjoy the peace and quiet.
8733 Catalina There you go.
8734 CJ Thanks
8735 Catalina One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize.
8736 Catalina She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two.
8737 Catalina But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man.
8738 Catalina Goodbye!
8800 Catalina This place will be a walk in the park!
8801 CJ You mean like the last place?
8802 CJ OK, Let's just take it
8803 Catalina Who are these cowboy assholes?
8804 CJ Hang back a while, see what's what.
8805 Cowboy We got the cash, let's get outta here!
8806 Catalina Those maricon bastards have our money!
8807 Catalina THAT'S MY MONEY!
8808 Catalina Carl, you drive, I'll shoot!
8809 Catalina C'mon, move your fucking butt!
8810 Catalina Let's go, yeehaa!
8811 Catalina Keep up with them!
8812 Catalina Faster, you fool!
8813 Catalina You're driving like an old lady!
8814 Catalina They're getting away!
8815 Catalina They're dots in the distance, FASTER!
8816 Catalina You're losing them!
8817 Catalina They're getting away!
8818 Catalina They're making fools of us!
8819 Catalina Your pathetic driving is helping them escape!
8820 Catalina Those chota pigs are on to us!
8821 Catalina And now the cops, FUCKING TYPICAL!
8822 Catalina Your pissing around bought the cops
8823 Catalina The cops too, FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
8824 Catalina OK, Carl, let's get back to the hideout!
8825 Catalina Back to Fern Ridge, Carl!
8826 Catalina Don't leave me behind, Carl Johnson!
8827 Catalina You leave me, I CASTRATE YOU!
8828 Catalina Get back here, you useless bastard!
8829 Catalina Carl Johnson, don't you leave me!
8830 CJ Stop shooting that thing right next to my ear!
8831 CJ What?
8832 CJ Can't hear anything - I'm deaf!
8833 CJ You blew out my ear!
8834 CJ Watch my damn head, bitch!
8835 Catalina I hope you drive better this time around!
8836 CJ You ever driven a quad? It ain't easy.
8837 CJ 'Specially when you got a screaming bitch on the back, shooting past your ear!
8838 Catalina I like it when you angry at me, Carl.
8839 Catalina I will try to anger you more often.
8840 CJ Now that I'm looking forward to...
9000 Catalina Just our fucking luck, the army's in town
9001 CJ You wanna rob a betting shop?
9002 Catalina Yeah. You not man enough?
9003 Catalina Im going to cut off their balls!
9004 CJ Look, keep em sweet and Ill go cause a diversion.
9005 Catalina Hello, I'm from out of town
9006 Catalina and maybe you big boys will show me a good time?
9007 Catalina You impress me, Carl Johnson!
9008 CJ Cmon, lets do the damn thing!
9009 Catalina I think I like you
9010 Catalina Open the backroom door or I blow your fucking face off!
9011 Catalina Leave the panic button or I'll kill your children too!
9012 Catalina Go! Get in there and open the safe!
9013 Catalina Move it!
9014 Catalina Stop playing with your balls and hurry up!
9015 Catalina We havent got all fucking day!
9016 Catalina I warned you, you stupid bitch!
9017 Catalina Stupid fucking bitch!
9018 Catalina Now I kill you!
9019 CJ OK, I got it!
9020 Catalina About fucking time, you're a fucking sloth!
9021 CJ Whatever. Let's roll!
9022 Catalina Carl, you have to be fast and totally ruthless!
9023 Catalina No fucking about like in the betting shop!
9024 CJ What? If you hadn't started bustin', things would have been sweet!
9025 Catalina They had to die because YOU were slow and stupid,
9026 Catalina like a big fat brat that eats chocolates while his
9027 Catalina father gives nothing to his step daughter but stale bread!
9028 CJ What? Where'd that come from?
9029 Catalina Enough! I'm not speaking to you any more!
9030 CJ Wh-what is you talking about?
9031 CJ Satchel charges?! Where the hell'd you get them?
9200 Security Alarm
9201 Wooden Door Breaking
9400 Catalina Hand over the takings, or I blow your fucking balls off!
9401 Store Worker 1 This here's bulletproof glass!
9402 Store Worker 1 So you can just fuck off, bitch, before I call the sheriff!
9403 Store Worker 2 What are you doing, son, just give her the cash!
9404 Catalina Suit yourself, maricon.
9405 Catalina Change of plan, Carl, we're taking the tanker!
9406 Store Worker 1 Hey! What you doing?
9407 Catalina Move it, you lazy bastard, get that tanker hooked up!
9408 CJ I'm on it, I got it!
9409 Store Worker 1 You won't get away with this!
9410 Catalina Shut your spotty little mouth!
9411 Catalina Drive! I know a guy who'll pay for this rig and its cargo!
9412 Store Worker 1 I ain't losing another crappy job because of some crazy bitch!
9413 Store Worker 1 C'mon, Derek, we're going to stop those bastards!
9414 Store Worker 2 Do I have to?
9415 Catalina Follow me!
9416 Store Worker 1 Oh no you don't, bitch!
9417 Store Worker 1 C'mon, Derek, we're going to be local heroes!
9418 Store Worker 2 I'd be happier staying here and stacking shelves!
9419 Catalina Follow me!
9420 Catalina What is keeping you?
9421 Catalina C'mon, Carl, move it!
9422 Catalina Not far now!
9423 Catalina This way!
9424 Catalina Where have you been?
9425 Catalina I thought you said you could drive!
9426 Store Worker 1 Keep her steady so I can get a good shot!
9427 Store Worker 1 Pull alongside!
9428 Store Worker 1 Keep up with them!
9429 Store Worker 1 Get ahead of them!
9430 Store Worker 1 Block their route!
9431 Store Worker 1 Steady... steady...
9432 Store Worker 2 It ain't worth it!
9433 Store Worker 2 I'm scared!
9434 Store Worker 2 This ain't my fight!
9435 Store Worker 2 We'll get ourselves killed!
9436 Store Worker 2 I don't wanna do this!
9437 Store Worker 2 Oh my God, I'm gonna die!
9438 Store Worker 2 That rig will crush us!
9439 Catalina Pull up in that depot up ahead!
9440 Catalina That's the place, up ahead!
9441 Catalina Yeehaa, that's the place, go, Carl, go!
9442 Catalina Hello, Mr. Whittaker!
9443 Mr. Whittaker Catalina! What have you brought me today?
9444 Catalina A rig and tanker, full to the brim with premium gas!
9445 Mr. Whittaker Never seen it, never saw you, never gave you this wad of cash!
9446 Catalina Nice not doing business!
9447 Mr. Whittaker Likewise. Now get out of here, before the cops come snooping.
9448 Mr. Whittaker You ever get hold of another rig, just drop it in,
9449 Mr. Whittaker I'll always give a good price!
9450 Mr. Whittaker You ever want to run some freight for me just drop in.
9451 Mr. Whittaker I've always got shit to move.
9600 Policeman 1 Shit, I just bought another donut! Dont criminals have any consideration?
9601 Policeman 2 We can collect that bribe later. Might as well go and take a look.
9602 Policeman 1 We know you're in there!
9603 Policeman 2 The game's up! Come on out!
9604 Policeman 1 Come out real peaceable, like!
9605 Policeman 1 Give up, you're surrounded!
9606 Policeman 1 Thought you might try the back way!
9607 Policeman 2 We were waiting for yer!
9608 Policeman 1 Stop your grinning and drop your linen!
9609 Policeman 1 You two, FREEZE!
9610 Policeman 2 Shit, I just bought another donut! Don't criminals have any consideration?
9611 Policeman 2 We can collect that bribe later, might as well go take a look
9612 Policeman 2 We know youre in there!
9613 Policeman 2 The games up! Come on out!
9614 Policeman 2 Come out real peaceable, like!
9615 Policeman 2 Give up, you're surrounded!
9616 Policeman 2 Thought you might try the back way!
9617 Policeman 2 We were waiting for yer!
9618 Policeman 2 Stop your grinning and drop your linen!
9619 Policeman 2 You two, freeze!
9620 Police dispatcher Attention all units - some psychos are robbing the bank at Palomino Creek!
9621 Catalina You're on crowd control so don't take any shit!
9622 CJ Yes'm, Miss Catalina, Miss.
9623 Catalina And dont try to be funny, you are NOT funny, Carl Johnson!
9624 CJ Don't even think about doin' anything, motherfucker!
9625 Catalina Hand over every last dollar, NOW, BITCH!
9626 Catalina I'm going to empty the safe.
9627 Catalina Keep these idiots covered!
9628 CJ A'ight, you heard the lady, no heroic shit!
9629 CJ Dont even think it!
9630 CJ What you lookin at?
9631 CJ You got kids?
9632 CJ Think you a hero?!
9633 CJ Don't push me
9634 CJ I had a real bad day!
9635 CJ This ain't cool fool
9636 CJ What I tell you?
9637 CJ I ain't asking again
9638 CJ You wanna die?
9639 CJ You pushing me, motherfucker!
9640 CJ Ive just about hed enough of your games!
9641 CJ Im serious, REAL serious!
9642 CJ Oh shit!
9643 CJ Girl, I warned you!
9644 Catalina Shit! I give you one simple job!
9645 Catalina Idiota!
9646 Catalina Horrible pigs will be here any minute!
9647 Catalina Smash the ATMs and get as much cash as possible!
9648 Catalina Ill watch outside!
9649 Catalina Quick, we haven't much time!
9650 Catalina Shit! Local idiotas all over the street!
9651 Catalina Better take the back door!
9652 Catalina Carl, behind you!
9653 Catalina Look out, Carl!
9654 Catalina Watch your back, Carl!
9655 Catalina To our left!
9656 Catalina Policiato a right
9657 Catalina Cops! Take cover!
9658 Catalina Keep going!
9659 Catalina Follow me!
9660 Catalina Cover me!
9661 Catalina Go, Carl, Ill cover you!
9662 Catalina Grab a bike and follow me!
9663 Catalina You think you can keep up with a real woman?
9664 Catalina What's keeping you?
9665 Catalina You slow bastard!
9666 Catalina Are you afraid of speed, Carl?
9667 Catalina Stop getting lost!
9668 Catalina You're too laid back, you lazy slob!
9669 Catalina Pick it up a little, you retarded asshole!
9670 Catalina More speed, less idiota!
9671 Catalina I feel good today, like a woman reborn!
9672 CJ Cool, maybe you won't go berserk, huh?
9673 Catalina Oh, I go berserk, but not until I really pissed!
9674 CJ Oh, well, that's a relief to hear!
9675 Catalina Perhaps this time no cowboy motherfuckers will get in our way!
9676 CJ Amen to that!
9800 Catalina Faster, Carl, faster!
9801 Catalina I like my men fast!
9802 Catalina Hit the gas, you wimp!
9803 Catalina Floor it, CJ, floor it!
9804 Catalina Get a fucking move on
9805 Catalina I know ladys that drive faster than this!
9806 Catalina I've met pigs that can drive faster!
9807 Catalina Carl, you are too slow, and very fucking shit.
9808 Catalina Get in!
9809 Catalina Get in, idiota
9810 Catalina Get in or walk like a stinking pero
9811 Catalina What are you waiting for?
9812 Catalina Get your stupid ass in the car CJ!
9813 Catalina Get in the fucking car!
9814 Catalina Drive me
9815 Catalina You drive American
9816 Catalina Take the wheel Carl
9817 Catalina You drive, fucking pero
9818 Catalina Carl, honey, you drive!
9819 Catalina Carl, you drive
9820 Catalina Back to fern ridge
9821 Catalina Fern ridge now
9822 Catalina Back to our hideout 'merican!
9823 Catalina We will lie low at furridge
9824 Catalina Get us back to the hideout!
9825 Catalina We need to lay low!
9826 Catalina Carl, you dare leave me behind!
9827 Catalina Wait for me, Carl!
9828 Catalina Wait for me, you fucking idiota!
9829 Catalina Hey, you leave me and I kill your family!
9830 Catalina Don't try and dump me, Carl!
9831 Catalina Hey, I do the dumping around here!
9832 Catalina You trying to run out on me?
9833 Catalina You won't get far without me!
9834 Catalina Carl! Help me you pig!
9835 Catalina CJ, be a man and help your lady
9836 Catalina Ah shit, Carl, kill that motherfucker!
9837 Catalina Help me Carl, help me!
9838 Catalina Kill them all!
9839 Catalina Shit on them like dogs
9840 Catalina These stinking little people, kill them!!
9841 Catalina Break them Carl, break them for me!
9842 Catalina We are fucked CJ! Run!
9843 Catalina Fuck you! Carl we're leaving
9844 Catalina Too many damn ... run!!
9845 Catalina Come on Carl! We're leaving
9846 Catalina Come on Carl, we gotta get outta here
9847 Catalina Carl, get us some fucking wheels!
9848 Catalina We need some wheels NOW!
9849 Catalina We can do it alright CJ!
9850 Catalina Go go CJ, go!
9851 Catalina Hit the gas!
9852 Catalina Get us out of here!
9853 Catalina Get us the fuck out of here
9854 Catalina Carl, you listen, and listen good!
9855 Catalina Carl, turn that down, I'm speaking!
9856 Catalina That is all i have to say on the matter!
9857 Catalina There. That is what I have to say
9858 Catalina Here you go
9859 Catalina Here, Carl.
9860 Catalina Here's your cut, big man.
9861 Catalina Die, idiota pigs!
9862 Catalina I'll kill all you police dogs!
9863 Catalina I've killed hundreds of pigs like you!
9864 Catalina Eat it, you fucking perro!
9865 Catalina I hope it hurts!
9866 Catalina I hope it takes you long to die!
9867 Catalina I'll take your fucking head off!
9868 Catalina I'm gonna fry your balls and eat them!
9869 Catalina I'm gonna kill all you stupid pigs!
9870 Catalina You want some too, huh?
9871 Catalina Take it and party!
9872 Catalina Bleed, stupid motherfucker!
9873 Catalina I'm going to kill and kill!
9874 Catalina Nobody screws with me, NOBODY!
9875 Catalina I'll kill your family too!
9876 Catalina I'm going to skin you like a perro!
9877 Catalina Eat my shit!
9878 Catalina Drink my piss!
9879 Catalina You lucky I don't ram it up your ass!
9880 Catalina You laughing at me?
9881 Catalina I saw you laughing!
9882 Catalina Nobody survives Catalina, NOBODY!
9883 Catalina you messing with the biggest bitch in town, assholes
9884 Catalina Who wants me now?
9885 Catalina what were you saying, huh?
9886 Catalina don't you laugh at me!
9887 Catalina disrespecting a woman!
9888 Catalina You're all dead, assholes!
9889 Catalina Carl, you are a fucking idiota!
9890 Catalina Idiota, Carl, idiota!
9891 Catalina Useless cabron!
9892 Catalina You are a waste of good balls!
9893 Catalina I should cut your balls off!
9894 Catalina Carl Johnson, you are shit!
9895 Catalina What are you doing, you stupid perro!
9896 Catalina I never fuck you again!
9897 Catalina I don't love you no more!
9898 Catalina I cannot love a stupid man!
9899 Catalina Where are we going?
9900 Catalina Why is it taking so long?
9901 Catalina Are you sure this is the way?
9902 Catalina This is not a shortcut!
9903 Catalina Tell me we are not lost!
9904 Catalina Where do you think we are going?
9905 Catalina You are lost, and stupid!
9906 Catalina I ask you to drive, and you fuck about!
9907 Catalina Carl, what are you doing?
9908 Catalina Come on, Carl.
9909 Catalina Please, Carlito, drive.
9910 Catalina Come on, Carl, what you pissing about for?
9911 Catalina Carl, please, come on
9912 Catalina Get a fucking move on, Carlito.
9913 Catalina Please, Carl, come on, hurry the fucking driving
9914 Catalina Where the fuck is this?
10000 Cesar Hey, keep up, holmes!
10001 Cesar Not far now, eh!
10002 Kendyl C'mon, Carl, follow us!
10003 Kendyl You're almost there, Carl!
10004 Cesar You gonna have to drive better than that, CJ!
10005 Cesar Hey, CJ, you wrecking your car, eh!
10006 Kendyl C'mon, Carl, you've gotta be kidding me right? - pick it up!
10007 Kendyl Oh, Carl, I thought you said you could drive!
10008 Kendyl Carl! What are you doing?
10009 Kendyl Watch out, Carl!
10010 Kendyl Carl, you idiot!
10011 Kendyl Hey, Carl, don't play dirty!
10012 Kendyl Hey, watch out, Carl!
10013 Kendyl You trying to kill your sister?
10014 Cesar Lets see what you got, homeboy. Lets do this!
10015 Cesar Good luck homls
10200 Police Officer Hey you! Police. Stop!
10201 Police Officer Hey, what are you doing in here?
10202 Police Officer Hey, this is police property!
10203 Police Officer OK punk, have it your way!
10204 Police Officer Hi there. In ygo.
10205 Police Officer Hows it going? OK, its open.
10206 Police Officer Hold on. There you go, pal.
10207 Cesar The Los Santos Police precinct is in Pershing Square in Commerce.
10208 CJ Yeah, I know Pershing Square...
10209 Cesar Theres an entrance to the left that leads to the underground carpark.
10210 Cesar At the back is a garage that holds the impounded vehicles.
10211 CJ Ah man, this is gonna be crawling with cops!
10212 Cesar Yeah I know, but if your prize car is missing when you come back to it,
10213 Cesar Its probably been towed.
10214 CJ Aright man, thanks, I guess I can take it from here.
10400 Cesar Get in, CJ, get in!
10401 Cesar Hop in, holmes!
10402 Cesar All aboard!
10403 Cesar You got shotgun, CJ!
10404 Cesar Get in the car, CJ!
10405 Cesar Jump in, CJ, quick!
10406 Cesar Wait up, CJ!
10407 Cesar Hang ten, CJ!
10408 Cesar Hold up!
10409 Cesar Slow down, Carl!
10600 Denise Oh my God, help!
10601 Denise Somebody help me, help!
10602 Denise The smoke, it's choking me!
10603 Denise Please, somebody, anybody, help!
10604 Denise Hey! Can anybody hear me?
10605 Denise Please, God, somebody, HELP!
10606 Denise FIRE! Help, FIRE!
10607 Denise CALL 911!
10608 Denise Oh god, the flames, the flames!!!
10609 Denise Oh God, the flames! THE FLAMES!
10610 Denise (SCREAM)
10611 Denise (SCREAM)
10612 Denise (SCREAM)
10613 Denise (SCREAM)
10614 Denise (SCREAM)
10615 Denise (SCREAM)
10616 Denise (SCREAM)
10617 Denise (SCREAM)
10618 Denise (SCREAM)
10619 Denise (SCREAM)
10620 CJ Hold tight, girl, I'm coming!
10621 CJ Stay at the window, I'm coming up!
10622 Vagos Who the fuck are you?
10623 Vagos You started this!
10624 Vagos Eh, this Grove Street chingon started the fire!
10625 Vagos So, Grove Street OGs started to fire...
10626 CJ You there, you OK?
10627 Denise Yeah, but those flames, they're too hot! I'm scared!
10628 CJ Hold on, there's probably a fire extinguisher in the kitchen!
10629 CJ I'll be right back!
10630 CJ Stand back!
10631 Denise Put it out! Put it out!
10632 Denise Oh God, I'm so scared!
10633 Denise OHMYGOD, what was that?
10634 CJ Hey, the building's starting to collapse, we gotta get out of here, fast!
10635 Denise Hurry up, put it out, put it out!
10636 Denise Oh my God, we'll never escape!
10637 Denise Quickly, QUICKLY!
10638 Denise Put out that fire, quickly, quickly!
10639 CJ Stand back, I've got it!
10640 CJ Gimme a second girl, don't panic!
10641 CJ Quit panicking, I'm on it! I'm on it!
10642 CJ Hold on, we're nearly there!
10643 Denise Shit! Shit! The house is collapsing!
10644 Denise Oh my God, the house is going to go!
10645 Denise I can feel the floor giving way!
10646 Denise Hey, man, I owe you my life...
10647 Denise I was nearly dead there, for sure!
10648 CJ Hey, you look pretty shook up. girl, you want me to take you home?
10649 Denise Yeah, please, thanks.
10650 CJ Where you live?
10651 Denise Just off Grove Street.
10652 CJ No shit! What you doing in Vagos 'hood?
10653 Denise I like to live dangerously.
10654 Denise You're CJ, right?
10655 CJ Yeah, how you know me?
10656 Denise Everybody in the Grove knows you and your brother,
10657 Denise but I thought you'd run away.
10658 CJ I never 'ran away' OK, I just needed to...get away from shit.
10659 Denise This is my place, here!
10660 CJ Hey, what's your name?
10661 Denise Denise. Denise Robinson. Give me a call sometime, we should go out, or something.
10662 CJ Yeah, I'd like that.
10663 Denise OK, I'll catch you later, CJ.
10800 Police Officer This doesn't concern you
10801 Police Officer Beat it
10802 Police Officer Police bussiness
10803 Police Officer Don't push me, son
10804 Police Officer You wanna make this a problem?!
10805 Police Officer Are you looking for trouble?
10806 Police Officer I think he's an accomplice
10807 Police Officer You had to push me
10808 Police Officer You leave me no choice
10809 Police Officer Another day, another scumbag off the street!
10810 Police Officer Too much damn over time
10811 Police Officer Did anybody frisk that guy?
10812 Police Officer Shit, the bags burst, there's weed all over
10813 Police Officer Anybody want any of this?
10814 Police Officer Didn't even break a sweat
10815 Police Officer This ain't interesting, go away
10816 Police Officer What's this to you? beat it!
10817 Police Officer Where you gonna score now, huh?
10818 Police Officer C'mon, beat it!
10819 Police Officer Dont make this an issue
10820 Police Officer You trying to bait me?
10821 Police Officer Ok, I've had enough of you!
10822 Police Officer You want a night in the cells? Fine!
10823 Police Officer Ok buddy, assume the position
10824 Police Officer I used to go to college with this guy
10825 Police Officer Anybody want any of this before I bag it?
10826 Police Officer Where did his gun gone?
10827 Police Officer Making all this money
10828 Police Officer Weed, coke, it's all the same to me
10829 Police Officer Beat 'em up a little, huh?
10830 Balla Tenpenny set me up!
10831 Balla Busta C.R.A.S.H. set me up!
10832 Balla Tenpenny sold me out!
11000 Russian Arms Dealer Big mistake, my friend!
11001 Russian Arms Dealer Hes after the guns!
11002 CJ Wrong, Im after you!
11003 Russian Arms Dealer Hey, hey, maybe we can talk about this!
11004 Russian Arms Dealer Stop, we could do business!
11005 Russian Arms Dealer Fuck you, Americansky! I'm gone!
11006 Russian Arms Dealer Doing business in America is dangerous!
11007 Russian Arms Dealer Got to get away from this crazy Americansky!
11008 Guard Hey, who the fuck are you?
11009 Guard You dont want to be nosing around here!
11010 Guard You're putting your nose where it's not wanted!
11200 Metal object hitting something Object being dropped
11400 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Dance n Fly
11401 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Whao!
11402 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) You the man!
11403 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Those are some killer moves!
11404 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Incredible!
11405 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Are you a professional?
11406 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Kid knows how to move
11407 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Look at this guy!
11408 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) How does he do that?
11409 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Give me some of that
11410 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) That's the bomb
11411 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Hey! You're a natural!
11412 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Rock n roll!
11413 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Best dancer I've seen in here
11414 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) You dance great!
11415 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) I gotta admit, this guy has got it
11416 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Everyone thinks you're cool
11417 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) That was the shit
11418 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Nice moves
11419 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Thats, incredible
11420 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Wish I could dance like that
11421 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) You've done this before
11422 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Yeahahaha man
11423 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) You're an awesome dancer!
11424 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Do you have a choreographer?
11425 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Lets totally sleep together
11426 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Woah, this guy is better than me!
11427 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Stay here, and marry me
11428 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) You must practice everyday
11429 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) I'm loving his moves out there
11430 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) You have some serious moves
11431 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Yeah dude!
11432 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) I wish i can move like that!
11433 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Such precision while sliding that left leg
11434 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Clear the floor for this guy
11435 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) You have some beautiful moves.
11436 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Kiss the sky
11437 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) He doin' the bud-boogey!
11438 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Woah, nice moves!!
11439 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) You're awesome!
11440 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) You must have taken dance lessons
11441 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Damn, you can dance!
11442 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) How you dance so good?
11443 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Yeah hot stuff, that's right
11444 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Lets continue this in my trailor
11445 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Fancy footwork my friend
11446 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Your the best in the place!
11447 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Wow, such an imaginitive moves!
11448 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) I like his little gangster twists
11449 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) He's a dancer.....?
11450 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Hey, go on! Whooowooohoo
11451 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) You can take advantage of me, any time
11452 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) That boy looks so fine out there
11453 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Some fancy moves for a city boy
11454 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Wow! You must've taken lessons!
11455 Dance Dialogue (Great Move) Skinny lizard, you're the second coming!
11600 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) My seat aren't black and blue atleast
11601 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Why do I have to be subjected to this?
11602 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) How much do I have to pay you to leave?
11603 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) I'm feeling embarrassed for you right now
11604 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) You look way estupido, holms!
11605 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Man you dance like a cripple on crack
11606 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Have you thought about taking lessons?
11607 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Damn baby, relax, you too stiff
11608 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Hey, you dance like my retarded cousin
11609 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) I guess gangstas don't like dancin', huh?
11610 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Females is laughing man
11611 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Resty ain't the word for it
11612 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Uh oh, you getting sweated man
11613 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) I'm sure you could take some classes.
11614 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Did you eat a bad lobster of something
11615 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Dancing isn't for everyone you know?
11616 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Get a drink, relax
11617 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) I didn't know we were doing the chicken dance
11618 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Aye, did someone shoot you in your ass?
11619 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Come on darling, shake it for me
11620 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) What kind of music do you think this is?
11621 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) You look like your feet are fightin'
11622 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) I know your not doing that right now
11623 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) That's an interesting move!
11624 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) I thought you were gonna be cool
11625 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) I'm not sure you're supposed to look like that
11626 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Well, you didn't step on my feet
11627 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) That's ... an interesting move
11628 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) You dance like you're nerdioso
11629 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) God, look at him! Hahaha!
11630 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Ah, stop dancing please
11631 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) You didn't even trip me once
11632 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) You dance like you've got cooties
11633 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) I seen belt buckles more spritely
11634 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) You dance like a tacato
11635 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Maybe you should take it easy
11636 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Why don't you take a break for a while
11637 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) You look like you're in pain
11638 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Come on, you can do it
11639 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Your moves are awful!
11640 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Give it a little extra sweety
11641 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Not bad for a new guy
11642 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Have you eaten something off?
11643 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Those moves are dangerous
11644 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Careful big guy
11645 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Maybe you should sit this one out
11646 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Do you know what a beat is?
11647 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Is that the best you got?
11648 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Duuuuuude
11649 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) You got two left feet!
11650 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Quit joking around
11651 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Take some lessons
11652 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) At least you're moving.
11653 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) What are you doing?!
11654 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Dude, you suck
11655 Dance Dialogue (Bad Move) Not bad man
11800 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) You must have taken lessons
11801 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) You're not a bad dancer
11802 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) You've done this before
11803 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Pretty good moves there buddy
11804 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Try to learn us a little?
11805 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Checking you out man
11806 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) You're a pretty good dancer
11807 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Those were some new moves.
11808 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Like, awsome
11809 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Not bad. Not bad
11810 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Do it baby, do it
11811 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) You're getting the hang of this honey
11812 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Nice moves, man!
11813 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Trying to give me some competition
11814 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Oh that's right, you're getting there
11815 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Well, you don't totally suck
11816 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Nice moves, baby
11817 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Ok! You're doing good
11818 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Maybe I was wrong about you
11819 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) You're a dancing machine!
11820 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Hey, you're making me look bad
11821 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Bet you get the ladies with those moves
11822 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Bueno, now you're doing it right!
11823 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) I have some friends that might be into that
11824 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) My pet lizard has better moves
11825 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Were you like, putting me on before?
11826 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Hey, save the next dance for me
11827 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) You can practice with me some more if you want
11828 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) .................................. homey
11829 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) The music gets you high man
11830 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) I see, I see. Do it homes!
11831 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Aight, now you bustin' moves
11832 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Ok, you've got my attention, woo!
11833 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) It's so cute you're trying so hard
11834 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Hey, this bloke thinks he got something
11835 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) You still won't win any awards
11836 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) You sure as hell can't dance can you
11837 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Hey, that's kinda cool
11838 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Your starting to hold your own right here
11839 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) .... to relax a little
11840 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Girl, he's looking kind of cute out there
11841 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) You're pretty good at this
11842 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Not too shavy
11843 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Hey, you're alright
11844 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Magical
11845 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Those moves ain't bad
11846 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Can you keep it up though?
11847 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Show me what else you got
11848 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) You're pretty good at this
11849 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Now you're getting it
11850 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Shake it man
11851 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Not too shaby
11852 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Come on!! Dance!!
11853 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Keep it up then!
11854 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Pretty sweet
11855 Dance Dialogue (Okay Move) Not bad!
12000 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Could be better
12001 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Are you OK?
12002 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) We don't know each other
12003 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Go away
12004 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) There goes the neighbourhood
12005 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Are you kidding me?
12006 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) What are you doing?!
12007 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Do you need a doctor?
12008 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Man with no rhythm
12009 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) You're making me sick
12010 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Wow, you suck
12011 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) That's weak
12012 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Do you have gas?
12013 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Get a life loser
12014 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) You blowing my high man
12015 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) He's having a heart attack!
12016 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Maybe you should take leasons
12017 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) That is disgusting
12018 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) What is wrong with you?!
12019 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Awful, awful, awful
12020 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Don't hurt yourself
12021 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) My cat dances better than you
12022 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) You're not going to get any honeys that way
12023 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Someone stole your soul
12024 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) You're the joke of the place.
12025 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) I know talent buddy, and you ain't it
12026 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Hahahaha
12027 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) That's not dancing, m-mm
12028 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Ugghh, stop doing that
12029 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Bad carma dude
12030 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) You're a really crappy dancer
12031 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Lame moves man
12032 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) I've seen livestock with better moves
12033 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Ugh, you know what dancing is, right?
12034 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Everyones laughing at you
12035 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Stop doing that near me
12036 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) I seen ... dance better
12037 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Call an ambulance, he's having a seizure
12038 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) No cuchy for your ass tonight!
12039 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) This guys about to blow chunks
12040 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Maybe you should rest for a bit
12041 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Higher dude, higher
12042 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) You dance with a hand up your ass
12043 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Hey! Your taking up valuble space
12044 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) You dance like my retarded cousin
12045 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Stop it, you're embarrassing us all
12046 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) You like you're having a seizure.
12047 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) That was the funniest I have ever seen
12048 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) You need a refund on your blackness
12049 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) You on sherm homey, what's wrong?
12050 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Hey go home and practice infront of a mirror
12051 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Is your pingo small too baby?
12052 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) You look like you're spreading manure
12053 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) I almost wanna call an ambulance
12054 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) Are you like, scratching yourself, or what?
12055 Dance Dialogue (Awful Move) And the point of this is?
12200 Container door opens
12201 Gate being opened
12400 Crowd watching Madd Dogg Can I get your sneakers?
12401 Crowd watching Madd Dogg You won't be needing those fancy clothes.
12402 Crowd watching Madd Dogg Don't take your clothes with y'!
12403 Elvis Impersonator A little more action!
12404 Elvis Impersonator The show must go on!
12405 Elvis Impersonator He's gonna be pavement pizza!
12406 Elvis Impersonator Holy Moley, that was close!
12407 Elvis Impersonator Thank you very much!
12408 Elvis Impersonator Ohh.. you got him!
12409 Elvis Impersonator Jump! Look what dying did for my career!
12410 Elvis Impersonator JUMP! You fool!
12411 Elvis Impersonator Jump! It'll save your career!
12600 Cement pour
12601 Smash portacabin
12602 !Smash portacabin
12603 Smash portacabin
12604 Smash portacabin
12605 Toilet flushing
12800 Toreno Alright, Carl, lets see a little of that initiative!
12801 CJ What the- you in here too?
12802 Toreno Doesn't matter where I am
12803 Toreno just that Ive been watching you for a while.
12804 CJ You're a stalker or some shit?
12805 Toreno Oooh, when the mood hits me.
12806 Toreno Now lets just pay attention to the job at hand, shall we?
12807 CJ Why? Why am I doing this?
12808 Toreno Because I can help you and your brother.
12809 CJ What? Why? How you know about my brother?
12810 Toreno Hu-hu-how do you know my brother? Youre beginning to sound like a broken record, Carl.
12811 Toreno Look, Im gonna leave you in peace to just get the job done the best you can
12812 Toreno and if you make the grade, maybe, just maybe,
12813 CJ How can I help you?
12814 CJ Hello?
12815 CJ Hey, asshole!.... Shit....
12816 Toreno We can help each other.
12817 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) Here's the deal, this is all about speed and commitment.
12818 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) You got a GPS in the cab. Get to each set of map coordinates as quick as you can.
12819 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) Make it to all the coordinates then get the truck back here.
12820 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) Lose the truck and you fail.
12821 CJ First, what's a GPS? Second, fail what?
12822 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) Sorry, need-to-know basis only!
12823 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) Oh, one more thing, this baby's got four-wheel steering instead of a handbrake.
12824 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) Good luck!
12825 CJ And third, who the fuck are you?
12826 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) OK, the boss was right about you!
12827 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) Not bad at all, I'm semi-hard.
12828 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) Boy, by the skin of your teeth.
12829 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) The boss will be in touch.
12830 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for.
12831 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) Luck.
12832 Toreno's Intermediate (Monster) Pretty good for a ghetto boy...
13000 Cesar I got here as fast as I could, CJ.
13001 CJ Yeah, you sure did. How you know I needed help?
13002 Cesar Man, you losing it, holmes.
13003 Cesar You phoned me a half an hour ago, man!
13004 CJ I did? I mean, oh yeah, I did.
13005 CJ Sorry man, I got a whole lot on my mind.
13006 CJ We need to 'jack a truck on the freeway.
13007 CJ It's headed to San Fierro.
13008 Cesar We can get on the freeway here, holmes.
13009 Cesar Man, you crazy, this is the rail bridge!
13010 Cesar The road bridge is over there!
13011 Cesar We jacking a train, holmes?
13012 Cesar You missed the turnpike, holmes!
13013 Cesar The freeway's back there!
13014 Cesar Dude, you missed the turn!
13015 CJ There's the rig up ahead!
13016 Cesar What's the plan?
13017 CJ I'm gonna pull alongside and you're gonna hop on board!
13018 Cesar Oh shit, you did not mention that on the phone.
13019 CJ It'll be a walk in the park!
13020 Cesar Tell Kendl I love her!
13021 Cesar Closer, CJ, closer!
13022 Cesar Just a little closer!
13023 Cesar What do you think, I'm a Mexican jumping bean? Closer!
13024 Cesar Hold her steady, CJ!
13025 Cesar Steady... steady!
13026 Cesar Just let me get my balance!
13027 Cesar Speed up, CJ!
13028 Cesar Match the truck's speed!
13029 Cesar Keep level, CJ, keep it level!
13030 Cesar Slow down, CJ!
13031 Cesar Just a bit slower!
13032 Cesar Calm it down, CJ, you're too fast!
13033 Cesar OK, CJ, let's get this rig back to the garage!
13034 Cesar Where we gonna take this thing?
13035 CJ Theres a hauling firm over in Whetstone county. We can take it there and get some money for it.
13036 CJ We can take it there and get some cash for it
13037 Cesar Ok, well drop me off and I'll make my own way back to the garage.
13038 Cesar See you later, holmes!
13200 Toreno Jesus, what took you?
13201 CJ Toreno! Where you at?!
13202 Toreno Miles away. No time for niceties, kid.
13203 Toreno Choose a vehicle, grab the equipment I've provided,
13204 Toreno get to that drop zone, and wait for that package
13205 Toreno That's our cargo arriving now!
13206 CJ Jesus! Will you stop doing that?
13207 Toreno Hold up.
13208 Toreno Shit, pilot says he's got trouble,
13209 Toreno two agency choppers coming in on an intercept.
13210 Toreno Can you see them?
13211 CJ Yeah.
13212 Toreno Shoot 'em down. Protect the cargo at all costs!
13213 Toreno OK, get the package back to Las Brujas.
13214 CJ Where are you?
13215 CJ You givin' me the heebie jeebies, man!
13216 Toreno Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching...or listening...or both.
13400 Toreno Hey Carl.
13401 Toreno You gotta stay nice and low on your approach or you'll pop up on the radar.
13402 Toreno Use the canyon as cover.
13403 CJ You sure this thing's safe, I can see daylight through the floor?
13404 Toreno Hey, in that thing you look like an enthusiast.
13405 Toreno The US Air Force is less likely to shoot you down.
13406 CJ Cool. What's the problem then?
13407 Toreno I said less likely.
13408 Toreno If you did as many amphetamines as these guys do, you'd be lucky not to shoot anything that moves.
13409 CJ Aw, shit.
13410 Toreno Hey, just stay low and you'll be fine.
13411 Toreno You're flying too high!
13412 Toreno Get below the radar!
13413 Toreno Stay low, Carl!
13414 Toreno Nap of the Earth, Carl, nap of the Earth!
13415 Toreno Shit, you've been spotted!
13416 CJ What that mean?
13417 Toreno it means they'll send something in the area to go check you out!
13418 Toreno Watch your six!
13419 Toreno Nice going Carl, really, you did good kid
13600 Army Please, no more violence! Take my pass card and go!
13601 Army Possible intruder sighted. Condition Blue! Set searchlights to tracking mode!
13602 Army Code Blue! Set the Searchlight perimeter to tracking mode!
13603 Army This installation is at Condition Blue! Switching searchlights to tracking mode!
13604 Army Code Blue! Searchlights set to tracking mode!
13605 Army Sighting unconfirmed. Stand down from Condition Blue!
13606 Army No further sign of intrusion. Stand down, repeat, stand down!
13607 Army Perimeter is secure. Standing down from Code Blue!
13608 Army No perimeter breach confirmed. Stand down from Blue Alert!
13609 Army Code Red! Sighting confirmed! All personnel shoot to kill!
13610 Army Code red! Repeat, code red! Intruder alert!
13611 Army This is a code red! All personnel adopt intruder protocols!
13612 Army Intruder alert! Condition Red! Repeat: Condition Red!
13613 Army Set blast doors and control tower to Lock Down!
13614 Army This facility is in Lock Down!
13615 Army Secure blast doors on control tower
13616 Army Lock down protocols initiated! Blast doors and security tower isolated!
13617 Army All towers are cleared to use lethal force, repeat, lethal force!
13618 Army All towers shoot on sight, repeat, shoot on sight!
13619 Army Installation personnel please be aware we are at Condition Blue. This is not a drill!
13620 Army Installation personnel please be aware we are at Condition Red. This is not a drill!
13621 Army This facility has been breached, all security personnel head to the research labs now!
13622 Military Intercom All personnel wishing to go to Shazam tonight, please inform reception at your earliest convenience
13623 Military Intercom Personnel are reminded that running in corridors while holding scissors is not permitted
13624 Military Intercom Tonights menu is posted in the canteen, barf bags can be ordered from human resources
13625 Military Intercom Personnel are reminded that the downloading of pornography is strictly prohibited
13626 Military Intercom The composites lab would like to remind diagnostics that that fridge is off limits to diagnostics staff
13627 Military Intercom Can personal please make sure that they shut all the windows before they leave tonight
13628 Military Intercom The Globular Deli have arrived in the Canteen.
13629 Military Intercom The Sprunk machine has now been refilled
13630 Military Intercom Diagnostics would like to point out that they know that the composites lab stole their copy last weekend
13631 Military Intercom Could whoever stole composite glass mugs please return them
13632 Military Intercom Could the owner of the alien culture in the diagnostics lab fridge kindly remove it
13633 Military Intercom Personnel found stealing alien technology will not be invited on the next staff night out
13634 Military Intercom Could all personal remember that the quarantine breach alarm test has now been moved to Monday morning
13635 Military Intercom Has anybody seen my screwdriver, I think I left it in the composites lab
13636 Army Code red, code red!
13637 Army Intruder has penetrated the project! All military personnel to the launch bay IMMEDIATELY!
13638 Army Intruder is stealing the jet pack! All military personnel outside and fire at will!
13639 Army Take him out! That's a $60,000,000 project!
13640 Army Get the General Mills on the line!
13641 Army (???) I want anything airbourne after that bastard
13642 CJ Hey, Truth, do we have a plan here?
13643 CJ HEY! Hold up, dude!
13644 CJ Hey, here you go. You better stash it somewhere fast!
13645 CJ Hey, wait a...
13646 CJ Ahh, was it too much to ask to get a lift into town?
13800 CJ Oh fuck, my guns!
13801 CJ Oh man, my guns!
13802 CJ Ah, what's Toreno up to now?
13803 CJ I'm feeling a little exposed here!
14000 Madd Dogg Stay back!
14001 Madd Dogg Dont think about grabbing me!
14002 Madd Dogg I warn y'all, I'll jump!
14003 Madd Dogg I ain't kidding
14004 Madd Dogg I got gold records, what you got?
14005 Madd Dogg Give me some more liquor!
14006 Madd Dogg Brandy, Goddamn it, get the brandy!
14007 Madd Dogg Ill take all yall down with me!
14008 Madd Dogg I aint kidding! Im real serious, see!
14009 Madd Dogg Just drive, come on, drive!
14010 Madd Dogg This is it! This is the end! I'm out!
14011 Madd Dogg It's time, I'm going to do it!
14012 Madd Dogg Goodbye cruel world!
14013 CJ Time to take your sorry ass to rehab you drunken idiot.
14014 Madd Dogg Am I still the top rapper, dude?
14015 CJ Best there ever was.
14016 CJ Second to nobody else, homeboy.
14017 CJ And the name's Carl.
14018 Madd Dogg Thanks, Carl...
14019 Madd Dogg Oh, man, I'm gonna die!
14020 Madd Dogg I'm slipping away, Carl!
14021 Madd Dogg Momma, is that you?
14022 Madd Dogg Brandy! I need more brandy...
14023 Madd Dogg I'm a ghetto superstar!
14024 Madd Dogg Loc! LOC! I'm gonna kill you!
14025 Madd Dogg Wha-? Where am I? Why's it so dark?
14026 Madd Dogg I'm cold, Carl - damn, man, I'm cold!
14027 Madd Dogg OG Loc, you're a dead man. Dead, man!
14028 Madd Dogg Where're all my bitches..? My bitches!
14029 Madd Dogg It's the end! Oh, you non-driving asshole... Uurruuggh...
14030 Madd Dogg Uuaaghh, you tried, man... Ooh, ugh... but it wasn't good enough ... I'm out.
14031 Madd Dogg Momma, 's'at you? Uugh!
14032 CJ Hey, get yourself straightened out,
14033 CJ then we can get you back in the studio.
14034 Madd Dogg Carl.
14035 CJ What?
14036 Madd Dogg When I get clean I'm gonna need a new manager.
14037 Madd Dogg Thought I might look you up.
14038 CJ You do that, homie.
14039 Mechanic Hey, that's my truck!
14040 Mechanic What the fuck you doing?
14041 Mechanic Hey! HEY!
14200 Pissing
14400 Duality Game SFX Video game sound effect
14401 Duality Game SFX Explosion sound?
14402 Duality Game SFX Explosion
14403 Duality Game SFX Video game sound, like a plane flying by
14404 Duality Game SFX Soft knock noise
14405 Duality Game SFX Gulp sound
14406 Duality Game SFX Teleportation sound effect
14407 Duality Game SFX Teleportation sound
14408 Duality Game SFX Video game sound
14409 Duality Game SFX Weird sound effect
14410 Duality Game SFX Weird sound effect
14600 Wall Smash/Wall Breach/Wall Break
14800 Detonation Siren
15000 Toreno Dude, hurry the hell up!
15001 Toreno Get a move on dude!
15002 Toreno We gotta go buddy, come on!
15003 Unknown Ok, ok!!
15004 Unknown Aright, aright!
15005 Unknown Im almost done!
15006 Unknown Lets get out of here!
15007 Unknown Come on lets go!
15008 Unknown Leave it, we gotta go!
15009 Unknown Hey, yo dude, hurry up!
15010 Unknown We got to get a move on, man.
15011 Unknown We gotta go, come on man, move it!
15012 Unknown OK, OK!
15013 Unknown Almost there, dude!
15014 Unknown Yo, Im almost done!
15015 Unknown OK, lets get out of here!
15016 Unknown Were moving, NOW!
15017 Unknown Dude, hurry the fuck up!
15018 Unknown Get a move on, man.
15019 Unknown We gotta go, come on, move it!
15020 Cesar OK, OK!
15021 Cesar Im almost there, man.
15022 Cesar Almost done!
15023 Cesar OK, lets get out of here!
15024 Cesar Were moving, right now!
15025 Cesar Leave it, we gotta go!
15026 Jizzy What do you mean its been ambushed?
15027 Jizzy We can't just go after T Bone, it could be a DEA trap
15028 Jizzy CJ, get your ass over there and rescue the situation.
15200 T-Bone He says he can hear seagulls!
15201 T-Bone Mike can hear gulls!
15202 T-Bone He can hear heavy machinery!
15203 T-Bone He says it's busy, like a freight depot or something.
15204 T-Bone Mike can hear a harbor bell!
15205 T-Bone He says he can hear a truck reversing.
15206 T-Bone Sounds like a ships horn!
15207 T-Bone Mike can hear aircraft taking off and landing.
15208 T-Bone Shit, he says they stopped, then he heard gunfire.
15209 T-Bone He thinks they just shot there way through a security gate!
15210 CJ Seagulls? Shit, that could be anywhere in this town.
15211 CJ Seagulls and heavy machinery? What is that? A building site, or a landfill or something?
15212 CJ Freight? Aw, they must be down at the docks!
15213 CJ They don't have heavy security at the docks,
15214 CJ but they do at the airport's freight depot!
15215 T-Bone There's a building site in Doherty!
15216 T-Bone Get to the docks in Easter Basin!
15217 T-Bone To the airport, rapido!
15218 T-Bone Gotta make this quick, Mike doesn't got much time on his battery left!
15219 T-Bone Mike's cellphone battery's running low!
15220 T-Bone Mike's cellphone is nearly dead!
15221 T-Bone Shit, Mike's phone's dead!
15222 T-Bone Hey don't worry, Mike, we're nearly there!
15223 T-Bone Hey, we'll be there in a minute, Mike!
15224 T-Bone Hey, just hang in there, Mike, help is on the way!
15225 T-Bone There's the gate!
15226 CJ And some dead security guards!
15227 T-Bone Ey, this is the place, keep your eyes peeled for that van!
15228 T-Bone OK, the tags should work now, holmes.
15229 T-Bone Tag? What the hell is a tag?
15230 T-Bone After that last bit of trouble, Mike hid the transponder in the white.
15231 T-Bone We was going to follow it to the gang, but something must have fucked up
15232 T-Bone and now we gotta use it to find that van and rescue Mike!
15233 CJ How it work?
15234 T-Bone Simple. Closer we get, the stronger the signal.
15235 T-Bone That's the van!
15236 T-Bone Over there, man!
15237 T-Bone There it is!
15238 T-Bone Shit, there they are!
15239 Toreno We need a bigger car, come on, move it!
15240 Toreno Too small, come on, think!
15241 Toreno We're not going to fit in that, think on your feet, kid!
15242 Toreno How long you been working for Jizzy, I haven't seen you before?
15243 CJ Just got into town last week. I done a couple jobs here and there.
15244 Toreno Just got into town, huh? Where were you before that?
15245 CJ Hey, what is this?
15246 T-Bone Man, just answer the fucking question.
15247 CJ Look man, chill. I been in Los Santos with my family, a'ight?
15248 Toreno Gimme his wallet.
15249 CJ What? Hey, get off!
15250 T-Bone Quit struggling and concentrate on the road!
15251 T-Bone Here y'go, Mike.
15252 Toreno Carl Johnson, huh?
15253 Toreno Alright. I've seen enough. Here.
15254 CJ Hey, was a dub in there. Better still be there when I check it.
15255 T-Bone Shut the fuck up.
15256 Toreno Or what? You gonna hit me with your purse?
15257 Toreno OK, Carl Johnson, you did good today.
15258 T-Bone Man, now shake the spot, we got shit to talk about.
15400 Da Nang Boy You won't get far!
15401 Da Nang Boy Stop that car!
15402 Da Nang Boy He's getting away!
15403 Da Nang Boy Stop that car at all costs!
15404 Da Nang Boy Get after him!
15405 Da Nang Boy Dont just stand there, get that car!
15406 Da Nang Boy Give up the car and we'll spare you!
15407 Da Nang Boy That's our property!
15408 Da Nang Boy After him, no quarter!
15600 Da Nang Boy It's decoy, back to Chinatown!
15601 Da Nang Boy This car is a decoy!
15602 CJ Come on boys, take the bait...
15603 CJ Ah, look like these punks about to make they move!
15800 Police Officer This is the Los Santos Police Department; Stay where you all are!
15801 Police Officer Freeze or we will open fire!
15802 Police Officer Go! Go! Go!
15803 Police Officer Get into positions!
15804 Police Officer Await backup!
15805 Police Officer Go Go Go!
15806 Police Officer Im taking fire, cover me!
15807 Police Officer Get some suppressing fire in there!
15808 Police Officer Gimme some fucking covering fire!
15809 Police Officer Surprise, homeboy!
15810 Police Officer Heads up, brother!
15811 Police Officer This is Buzzard 1, we are taking ground fire!
15812 Police Officer Four bangers in blue 4door heading back into South Central.
15813 Police Officer Block him!
15814 Police Officer Cut him up!
15815 Police Officer Get in front!
15816 Police Officer All units Rock'n'roll!
15817 Police Officer Holy shit! Echo unit is down!
15818 Police Officer Unit down, repeat, unit down!
15819 Police Officer Mayday, mayday! Buzzard 1 is going down!
15820 Police Officer Blue 4-door in East Los Santos headed for Ganton!
15821 Hotel Hooker You saved me, have some sugar!
15822 Hotel Hooker My hero deserves his honey!
15823 Hotel Hooker Oh baby, you're hurt!
15824 Police Officer This is the LSPD do not, HEY! WHAT THE FUCK? TOO LOW, YOU'LL KILL US ALL!
15825 Police Officer LSPD, stop right... are you insane? You'll kill us all!
15826 Ryder Say, CJ, you gonna crash the car again?
15827 CJ Fuck you, Ryder.
15828 Sweet Ryder, give CJ a break, man. He's practically turned the Grove around by himself.
15829 Ryder Man, I was just telling a joke on the little nigga.
15830 CJ Everything you do is a joke, Ryder.
15831 Sweet That's right, that's my brother
15832 Ryder That ain't true!
15833 Ryder Tell 'em Smoke, back me up man, it ain't true
15834 Big Smoke Ryder... just chill the fuck out, man!
15835 Sweet Remember, we're reuniting the Families, so no bullshit.
15836 Sweet Stay cool.
15837 Ryder You know me, Sweet, cool as a Shaolin monk!
15838 Sweet Especially you, Ryder.
15839 Ryder What you mean? I resent your implication, and shit.
15840 Big Smoke Sweet's just sayin' you a natural killer, baby.
15841 Big Smoke You gotta check yourself and stay cool.
15842 Ryder Yeah, well put it like this - I understand what he's trying to say,
15843 Ryder but I'm always cool, fool!
15844 Big Smoke Hey we all down with that, baby.
15845 Sweet Ok, we nearly there, ya'll cool?
15846 Big Smoke Ice cold baby
15847 Ryder For sure homie
15848 Sweet OK, it's strictly one rep per set - you guys are gonna have to wait here.
15849 CJ We'll be there just in case, bro.
15850 Sweet Thanks, homie, but I'm down with these boys.
15851 Ryder I don't like this, man. Look at all them other family hoods! They used to be Grove Streets.
15852 CJ Relax. We straight, they straight. How about you, Smoke?
15853 CJ How 'bout you Smoke?
15854 Big Smoke Hey, I'm feelin' a little exposed, but I'm good.
15855 Police Officer This is the Los Santos Police Department; Everybody stay where you are!
15856 CJ Oh shit!
15857 Ryder Man, what you doin'?
15858 Big Smoke Carl, get back in, man we outta here baby!
15859 CJ I ain't leavin' my brother, I ain't no buster!
15860 Ryder Man, it's every motherfucker for himself!
15861 CJ Shit, hey man, you alright?
15862 Grove Nah, I real fucked up, man
15863 CJ Where the OG's at - I gotta get my brother, Sweet.
15864 Grove They were meeting in the back of the motel someplace...
15865 CJ Alright man, hang in there
15866 CJ Families! Cops comin' in from behind!
15867 CJ Fuck you cops! Fuck all yall!
15868 Sweet What took you? Where's Smoke and Ryder?
15869 CJ They shook on us!
15870 Sweet What?!
15871 Sweet Fuck it, let's get out of here!
15872 Sweet CJ, that chopper's all over us! Hit it!
15873 Sweet CJ, dump on that helicopter!
15874 Sweet C'mon, CJ, let's go!
15875 Sweet Little bruv, lets hit it
15876 Sweet Ah shit, what now?
15877 CJ It's Smoke and Ryder!
15878 Big Smoke Get in!
15879 CJ Hit the gas!
15880 CJ Eh man, I'm running low.
15881 Ryder I got a 'K here!
15882 CJ This fucking antique?
15883 Ryder Yeah, well... Emmet ain't the Pentagon!
15884 CJ You got it off Emmet? Shit...
15885 CJ Holy shit! Look at that!
15886 CJ Damn! That was close!
15887 Sweet Man, they's got smoked! Did you see that?
15888 Ryder Man, it's getting intense! It's getting worse out here!
15889 Ryder It's like World War VIII!
15890 Big Smoke We really in the middle of this shit tonight
15891 Big Smoke I wish I'd have stayed home and watched the fucking game!
15892 Ryder Hey, CJ, watch to the left!
15893 CJ Your left or my left?
15894 Ryder Hell, I don't know, just shoot everybody, motherfucker!
15895 Ryder My side, my side
15896 Sweet CJ to our right
15897 Sweet CJ, watch our right!
15898 Sweet Cover the right, Carl
15899 Big Smoke Eyes front, CJ!
15900 Big Smoke We got trouble up front!
15901 Big Smoke They infront of us!
15902 Big Smoke Trouble up ahead!
15903 Police Officer Waste of good donuts.
15904 Police Officer Let's roll
15905 Police Officer All hells breaking loose tonight!
15906 Police Officer Guess we better lend a hand...
15907 Sweet Smoke, what the FUCK are you doin'?
15908 Big Smoke I like things clean!
15909 Ryder Oh, man, my windows broke!
15910 Big Smoke Put up your windows!
15911 Sweet Smoke, what are you thinking, man?
15912 Ryder Aw man, my damn window down!
15913 CJ I got suds in my eyes!
15914 CJ Dammit, Smoke, I got soap in my eyes!
15915 CJ Hey, ain't we been here before?
15916 CJ We going around in circles
15917 CJ Smoke, stop going in circles!
15918 Big Smoke Hey, I'm taking what options I have, a'ight?
15919 Big Smoke This ain't no Sunday cruise CJ
15920 Big Smoke Maybe if you have a nice word with these officers they'll let us on our way!
15921 Ryder Hey, man, some idiot's hanging off the back of the car!
15922 Ryder Somebody shoot him!
15923 Big Smoke OH SHIT! Roadblock up ahead!
15924 CJ The K's jammed!
15925 CJ Cheap Emmet shit!
15926 Big Smoke Fuck it, I'm going through!
15927 Sweet CJ, we got the ghetto bird up ahead!
15928 CJ Eh, I told you my clip is empty!
15929 Ryder Whats that motherfucker doing?
15930 Sweet Back up, Smoke, Back up!
15931 Big Smoke Hell no, I'm going through!
15932 Ryder Oh, man, whered I put my water?
15933 CJ Smoke, you're insane!
15934 CJ Oooooooh SHIIIIIIIT!
15935 CJ Oh man!! That's nasty!!
15936 Ryder OH! I got a bit of an ear in my lap!
15937 Ryder CJ! Get it off me! Get it off me!
15938 CJ Ah man, I ain't touching no shit in your lap!
15939 Big Smoke Hey, I cant see jack through all this fucking blood!
15940 Sweet Slow down, Smoke, SLOW DOWN!
15941 Big Smoke Oh shit, the brakes is out!
15942 Ryder Oh man we gonna diiie!
15943 Big Smoke Shit! That's gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passin' the blunt!
15944 Sweet Man, that was some serious shit! Woo!
15945 Ryder Fuck this! We gotta get outta here!
15946 Sweet Ryder's right, everybody split up, and we'll meet up later.
15947 Big Smoke Oh shit! All I got in my rearview is bad guys!
15948 Big Smoke Carl, behind us! Behind us!
15949 Big Smoke CJ, cover the rear!
15950 Big Smoke Carl, they all over our ass, baby!
16000 CJ I gotta warn Sweet!
16001 (Dialing tone)
16002 CJ Dammit, Sweet, pickup! Pickup!
16003 (Dialing tone)
16004 Sweet Hey, what's up? You called me but I ain't pickin' up, so leave a message after the...
16005 CJ Shit! Shit! Shit!
16006 CJ Eh, Sweet man, you alright? You been hit!
16007 Sweet CJ... Where you been?
16008 CJ Cesar called, showed me some shit.
16009 CJ It's Smoke, and he in deep with Tenpenny and some Ballas!
16010 CJ He sold us out!
16011 Sweet It doesn't matter, man - you gotta get out of here. The cops gonna arrive any second.
16012 CJ Nah man, I ain't runnin' out on my brother!
16013 CJ Yo, Ballas! I'm taking you motherfuckers, you hear me?
16014 CJ I'M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN!
16015 Sweet I told you to get the hell out of here, CJ...
16016 CJ Hey, I wasn't gonna lose another brother
16017 Sweet Man, I was wrong, Carl. You aint no buster.
16018 Police Don't move a fucking muscle
16200 Basketball sound
16400 Truth C'mon, man, there's these two guys I know - used to work on marine engines,
16401 Truth 'til the mob bought their business over in Vice.
16402 Truth Now they try and make ends meet by taking any old job.
16403 Truth They're a little bit dulled by their habit,
16404 Truth but the smoke don't get in the way of their skills with an engine.
16405 Truth We'll pick up Jethro first.
16406 Truth Last I heard, he was working at a garage over Easter Basin way.
16407 Truth Last I heard, he was working at a garage over East Esplanade way.
16408 Truth Last I heard, he was working at a garage over North Esplanade way.
16409 CJ Hey man, how'd you meet these dudes anyway?
16410 Truth I met them at the '89 Fierro Love-in, apparently.
16411 CJ Apparently?
16412 Truth You know how it is, man,
16413 Truth a field of tents, crazy-assed music,
16414 Truth a quart of mescaline vodka, polar bears...
16415 CJ Polar bears?
16416 Truth Yeah. Go figure. But they were funny guys, man - great sense of humor.
16417 Truth This here's Vietnamese gang territory.
16418 Truth Da Nang Boys, Shining Razors, Butterfly Children.
16419 Truth Watch yourself, dude. These cats are real serious.
16420 Truth Hey, Jethro!
16421 Jethro Hey there Truth dude!
16422 Jethro Oh man, do I owe you?
16423 Jethro Coz I swear I paid for that weed, dude!
16424 Truth No, man, we're good, I think.
16425 Truth Hop in, man. I've landed you a real job.
16426 Truth Jethro, Carl. Carl, Jethro.
16427 CJ Wassup man.
16428 Truth Can we swing by the hospital, it's over in Santa Flora district, west of here.
16429 CJ Yeah, you sick?
16430 Truth No. The government is, but that's a long story.
16431 Jethro So y'know, like what's the deal, dudes?
16432 CJ I'm opening a garage in Doherty by the waste ground.
16433 CJ You know, car mods, lowriders, all that shit.
16434 CJ You down?
16435 Jethro Do polar bears shit in the woods?
16436 Truth No, but they've been known to shit in the liquor tent, if I remember it right.
16437 Jethro Yeah, that was, like, so far gone, man.
16438 CJ What we here for, anyway?
16439 Truth Nothin'.
16440 Truth Ooh, don't look.
16441 Truth Cover your faces.
16442 Truth Think about a yellow rubber duck.
16443 CJ You tripping again.
16444 Truth Sshhh!
16445 Truth OK, I've seen enough.
16446 Truth Let's go see if we can find Dwaine.
16447 Jethro He's working a hotdog van at the tram terminal in King's.
16448 CJ C'mon, dude, what's all that about?
16449 Truth You don't want to know.
16450 CJ Why?
16451 Truth Do you know what a sub-dermal neurophone is?
16452 CJ A what?
16453 Truth Exactly.
16454 Truth Sometimes it's best to stay in the dark, kid.
16455 Truth Dude, Dwaine, man, how's the hot dog business?
16456 Dwaine It's totally shit. Why, what's happenin'?
16457 Truth Uh, my friend Carl here is opening a chop shop.
16458 Truth Jethro's in, how about you?
16459 Dwaine Ah yeah, cool man.
16460 Dwaine Uh I've got like some shit to take care of first though.
16461 Dwaine So uh you tell me where you guys are going to be at and I'll meet you dudes there.
16462 CJ The garage is on the waste grounds in Doherty.
16463 CJ I'll see y'all later.
16464 Truth OK, next stop the cop station downtown.
16465 CJ What? You out your mind! Why?
16466 Truth If I told you, the likelihood is you'd get a probe up your ass within a month.
16467 Jethro Like, listen to the man, dude, he's real serious about that shit.
16468 CJ Wuh? OK, but you're starting to freak me out with all that space shit, man.
16469 Truth OK, you know the drill.
16470 Truth Don't look interested in anything.
16471 Truth Picture a pink golfball in your mind.
16472 Truth OK, we're good to go.
16473 CJ Where to next, Spacehead?
16474 Truth There's an electronics guy I've had dealings with,
16475 Truth goes by the name of ZERO.
16476 Truth He could fix a supercomputer with a paperclip.
16477 Truth He's got his own shop,
16478 Truth but he's always ready to help fellow travelers along the path.
16479 Truth Let's go introduce you to him
16480 CJ Look, what's goin' on, Truth?
16481 CJ Who was them dudes?
16482 Jethro Don't go there, man.
16483 Truth Listen to Jethro.
16484 Truth Now, what if I told you we never went to the moon,
16485 Truth JFK lives in Scotland with Janis Joplin,
16486 Truth and the only reason we've been in a cold war for the last forty-five years,
16487 Truth was because snake-headed aliens run the oil business?
16488 CJ I think you popped another microdot.
16489 Truth Good. Keep it that way.
16490 Truth Blow the horn.
16491 Zero Leave me alone Berkley!
16492 Zero This is stalking!
16493 Zero Oh, hey, Truth.
16494 Truth Get in, I'll fill you in as we drive.
16495 Truth Home, James!
16496 Truth Carl, Zero, Zero, Carl.
16497 CJ Sup.
16498 Truth Carl here is opening a garage around the corner.
16499 Truth I told him you're the man to speak to when it comes to electronics.
16500 Zero Actually, I'm the ONLY man to speak to.
16501 Zero You should drop by the shop sometime, see some of my shit, bro.
16502 CJ I'll do that.
16503 CJ OK, we here.
16504 Zero Grade A, tip-top genius, that's me.
16600 Foreman What's all that damned clatter?
16601 Foreman Holy crap! I didn't see nothing!
16602 Foreman Oh God, no!
16603 Foreman Oh god! Argh, I'm gonna barf!
16604 Foreman Oh, my suit, it's ruined!
16605 Foreman Oh God the stench!
16606 Foreman Please, somebody help!
16607 Foreman I'm gonna throw - huurrgghh!
16608 Foreman Oh, my own shit!
16609 Foreman Shouldn't have had that goddam curry!
16610 Foreman Oh God, is that corn?
16611 Foreman Urgh, it's all in my mouth!
16612 Construction Worker Hey, where's your hard hat?
16613 Construction Worker Are you supposed to be here?
16614 Construction Worker Hey, this site is dangerous!
16800 Airport Gate Guard This area is restricted to pilots only!
16801 Airport Gate Guard Only people holding a valid pilot's license may enter!
16802 Airport Gate Guard They'll give a pilot license to anybody these days!
16803 Airport Gate Guard Pilots are looking younger these days!
17000 GoGo Space Monkey SFX Video game sound
17001 GoGo Space Monkey SFX Selecting sound effect
17002 GoGo Space Monkey SFX Video game sound
17003 GoGo Space Monkey SFX explosion sound
17004 GoGo Space Monkey SFX Video game noise
17005 GoGo Space Monkey SFX Zap
17006 GoGo Space Monkey SFX Cell phone keypad sound effect
17200 Heavy Crate Landing
17400 Sweet CJ, you take care of Bear, OK?
17401 CJ Yeah, for sure. Cmon Bear, time for a little detox!
17402 Bear Oh man, do I have to?
17403 CJ Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?
17404 Bear Most successful diet I ever been on!
17405 Sweet I got Bear's back, man.
17406 CJ A'ight. I'll see you in a minute Bear!
17407 Bear Where we going, Sweet?
17408 Sweet Someplace where we can get old Bear back!
17409 Bear A'ight. I'm down for that...
17410 CJ How did B Dup get his claws into you Bear?
17411 Bear Man, Grove Street Families used to be tight, man.
17412 Bear Then Lil Brian caught it, you ran off.
17413 Bear I dont mean to dis you, man, but you did.
17414 CJ I know, but Im back now.
17415 Bear True homie, that's real spit
17416 Bear Anyways man, Sweet, he just became a hard man to deal with, you know?
17417 Bear Then we got bad blood with Seville Boulevard Families and...
17418 Bear They split from the grove
17419 Bear they went loneranger too
17420 Bear Sweet, man, he did absolutely nothing.
17421 Bear Next thing I knew B Dups, hes making money, Grove Street, they set tripping.
17422 Bear Streets aint no place to be when every fool is trying to make a move.
17423 Bear So I tried my first blast - see what the fuss is all about, right?
17424 Bear Now look at me, a rockstar
17425 Bear Aint nothing to be proud of, man.
17426 CJ We gonna put all this behind us, Bear.
17427 CJ Grove is coming back and the OG posse is on the bounce!
17428 CJ Go on in Bear, you know we here for you, alright?
17429 Bear For life, CJ.
17430 CJ That bitch B Dup got a shit load of pain comin his way.
17431 Sweet Lets head over to his crib, see what that fools been up to.
17432 CJ What were you thinking back there, bro?
17433 Sweet I'm tired, man, I'm real tired.
17434 Sweet Tired of putting the work in and still shit don't get better.
17435 Sweet Tired of seeing my family fall apart.
17436 CJ Sweet, man, you got more heart than that.
17437 CJ Sure things are screwed up now, but we fittin' to turn a corner, man.
17438 CJ The day is comin' when the Johnson family will be at the top.
17439 CJ And it's coming real soon.
17440 Sweet I hear you, CJ, you're there for us, I know that.
17441 Sweet Dude, get a grip, we can't take that!
17442 Sweet No way, hell no!
17443 Sweet Here we are.
17444 Sweet Hope that fools home.
17445 CJ Oh man, Glen Park!
17446 Sweet Heart of Kilo Trays country.
17447 CJ Fuck it, I'm down, and that fool had it coming too long.
17448 CJ We'll take the whole neighborhood apart!
17449 Sweet Yeah - let's roll.
17450 Sweet Hit those Ballas hard!
17451 CJ Johnson boys rollin' through!
17452 Sweet OK, the neighborhood's sewed up now.
17453 CJ No sign of B Dup though, dog.
17454 Sweet Check that place over there.
17455 CJ That's it, I know it!
17600 CJ So, you got a plan?
17601 Sweet Yeah I've got a plan.
17602 Sweet We're gonna roll into Ballas' hood, and take it back for the Grove!
17603 CJ OK, let's get those motherfuckers!
17604 Sweet You wanna get some homies together or just me and you roll?
17605 CJ Hell yeah, good idea, Ill gather some OGs up.
17606 CJ No, lets do this Johnson style, you and me
17607 Sweet Let's take this hood back for the Grove!
17608 Sweet Time to put in some work, CJ!
17609 Sweet Let's hit these fools!
17610 Sweet Hit 'em hard, CJ!
17611 Sweet Yeah! We showed them fools!
17612 Sweet Grove Street Families is back!
17613 Sweet Grove Street, busters!
17614 Sweet Grove 4 L-I-F-E, nigga!
17615 Sweet We gotta take another neighborhood back!
17616 Sweet Let's go hoo-ride on these Ballas!
17617 Sweet We did it, CJ! let's bail back to Grove Street.
17618 Sweet You helped Grove Street Families hammer those Ballas.
17619 CJ Johnson boys rolled right over them!
17620 Sweet OK, dog, I'm going to get some sleep, I'm beat.
17621 Sweet Here, I took this from one of those Ballas fools.
17622 Sweet Probably drug money - here's your half.
17800 Gym bike loop
17801 Treadmill loop
17802 Boxing bell DING!
17803 Click
17804 Punchbag
17805 Punchbag
17806 Punchbag
17807 Gym resting weights
18000 Tourist Hey! My camera!
18001 Tourist Hey, My dad bought me that!
18002 Tourist Oh my God!
18003 Tourist Hes trying to run us off the road!
18004 Tourist I dont know what he wants!
18005 Tourist Watch the van you crazy man!
18006 Tourist What's your beef, man?
18007 Tourist Why are you persecuting us?
18008 Tourist You some crazy idiot or something?
18009 Tourist We'll see what the cops have to say!
18010 Tourist I'm going straight to the cops!
18011 Tourist The cops won't let you get away with this!
18012 CJ Get this film developed for Woozie.
18013 Triad You got it, CJ! Good work!
18014 Development Building Worker Put that weapon away sir! This is a public building!
18015 Development Building Worker Thank you for your cooperation, sir.
18016 Development Building Worker This is your final warning, sir, put the weapon away!
18017 Development Building Worker I'm sorry, sir, cameras are prohibited in this area.
18018 Development Building Worker You are not allowed to make any copies of plans, sir!
18019 Development Building Worker We have a trouble maker, lock the doors and call the cops!
18020 Development Building Worker Everybody out, this is not a drill!
18021 Development Building Worker That includes you, sir!
18022 Development Building Worker Where are those damn firemen?
18023 Development Building Worker Hey you, stop right there!
18024 Development Building Worker This is security, don't make me shoot!
18025 Development Building Worker I have a visual on the suspect, get to my position!
18200 Guard at Dam Hey, I found him, he's over here!
18201 Guard at Dam He's in there somewhere, start looking!
18202 Guard at Dam The cops are on the way, this thrill seeker ain't gonna escape!
18203 Guard at Dam We got a light saying there's been a break in!
18204 Guard at Dam That's the guy, arrest him!
18205 Guard at Dam We need more men in here!
18206 Guard at Dam Stop him, for chrisakes!
18207 Guard at Dam Always get the nut jobs on my shift!
18208 Guard at Dam Must be seeing things. I thought that coffee tasted a bit odd!
18209 Guard at Dam Finally, some action around here!
18210 Guard at Dam Where the hell did he go?
18211 Guard at Dam Any sign of him yet?
18212 Guard at Dam Not yet, but we've locked the quay entrance and the cops are on the way.
18213 CJ What the f-Aw shit, somebody done locked the hatch!
18214 CJ Aw shit! The hatch locked behind me!
18215 CJ Shit, they must have took a wrong turn someplace!
18216 Guard at Dam We've got him trapped, there's no way off that ledge!
18400 CJ Luckily, there's always one guaranteed weak link in any security set up.
18401 CJ The human heart.
18402 Denise Another shift over! See you tomorrow!
18403 Denise That was a long shift! See you tomorrow!
18404 Denise Wow, it's nice and tight!
18405 Denise I'm sure you'll squeeze in just fine!
18406 Denise Let's have a look.
18407 Denise Perfect!
18408 Denise Oh hi, Benny...
18409 Denise Yes, master, I'm just trying it on.
18410 Denise You got yours?
18411 Denise Cool, I'll see you at my house in a short while.
18412 Denise The door's open, Master!
18413 Denise Come on in, I'm ready for you!
18414 CJ You've been a naughty girl!
18415 Denise Oh I know! I know!
18416 CJ Hey baby, I'm a need that security card and entry code for Caligula's.
18417 Denise Oh Benny, you minx!
18418 Denise I'll never tell, you wicked man, never, NEVER!
18419 CJ Where's the keycard?
18420 CJ Confess!
18421 Denise You'll never break me!
18422 Denise Enough, master!
18423 Denise The card's in my car outside!
18424 CJ And now, gimme the code!
18425 CJ Spit it out, filthy worm!
18426 CJ Hey, if you good, I'll punish you more.
18427 Denise I can take it!
18428 Denise Do your worst!
18429 Denise No more! You've broken me!
18430 CJ Gimme the code, you worthless trash!
18431 Denise God, you're good at this!
18432 Denise I know you're not Benny!
18433 Denise Give me your number I have to see you again.
18434 CJ ENTRY CODE NOW!
18600 CJ Okay, that should do us.
18601 CJ Take care of those bikes.
18602 CJ Now get out of here!
18603 Police Officer Come in control; I was doing a walk-the-line on some drunk at the pizza place
18604 Police Officer and my bike's been stolen!
18605 Police Officer Larry, some prick's trying your bike for size!
18606 Police Officer Get him!
18607 Police Officer Patrol, this is Officer Troy
18608 Police Officer I'm at the hospital and, well, some joker's stolen my bike!
18609 Police Dispatcher All units, this is an APB for a serial patrol bike thief.
18610 Police Dispatcher Suspect is black male, about 6 feet tall
18611 Police Dispatcher Suspect is black male, about six feet tall, and light build,
18612 Police Dispatcher Suspect is black male, about six feet tall, and medium build,
18613 Police Dispatch Suspect is black male, about six feet tall, and heavy build,
18614 Police Dispatcher Oh, and a stupid haircut!
18615 CJ You get the Packer, hit the Julius Thruway and keep moving.
18616 CJ I'll steal the bikes and get them to you.
18800 Triad Heeey, CJ, you never cease to amaze me!
18801 CJ Heh heh, good lookin, where's Woozie?
18802 Triad I don't know. He insisted on driving here himself. He could be anywhere.
18803 CJ Ha ha, yeah I guess. Alright, dude, I'm outta here. I'll see y'all later.
18804 Army Personnel This is a restricted area!
18805 Army Personnel Please leave now!
18806 Army Personnel Im not warning you again!
18807 Army Personnel I WILL open fire!
19000 Zero Carl, can you hear me OK?
19001 CJ Loud and clear!
19002 Zero OK, we're en route in the armored truck.
19003 CJ OK, I'm gonna get a move on!
19004 Zero OK, this is it. Play it cool, Carl, play it cool.
19005 CJ Hey, I'm cool!
19006 Zero Are you sure? You sound kind of edgy to me!
19007 CJ I'm cool, OK?
19008 Zero OK, OK!
19009 Zero Now, make your way to the staff door.
19010 Casino Worker Ain't seen you 'round here before. You new?
19011 CJ Yeah, I'm, eerr standing in for Jerry, he's ill.
19012 Zero Who's Jerry?
19013 CJ Shut up.
19014 Casino Worker What?
19015 CJ I... I think I got Jerry's cough
19016 CJ OK, were in!
19017 Zero Great. Next stop, the backup generator room.
19018 Zero It should be just down the stairs then straight ahead.
19019 Zero It's down one level.
19020 CJ All right, I'm in the Generator Room.
19021 Zero OK, the ventilation grills are on the back wall.
19022 Zero Throw the gas down one of these.
19023 CJ You got it.
19024 Casino Guard (Coughing/choking and thumps as they hit the floor)
19025 CJ We won't know if that worked until we get down there!
19026 Zero Yeah, well, don't worry about it.
19027 Zero Right now we got a schedule to stick to!
19028 Zero Head to the security door and use Millie's swipe card!
19029 CJ Alright, Im through!
19030 Zero OK good, I've hacked their emergency lighting protocols.
19031 Zero I'm going to blow the charges you placed at the dam.
19032 Zero Here goes nothing...
19033 Zero Wow! I didn't think that was going to work!
19034 CJ I can't see jack!
19035 CJ You sure these things are gonna work?
19036 Zero Carl, please! Just flick the switch.
19037 CJ Alright!
19038 Zero Head down to the service bay!
19039 Zero OK, we've got the power down, which means the gate's unlocked.
19040 Zero But now you're going to have to raise it yourself.
19041 CJ Is ok, I got an idea for that
19042 Woozie Well done, Carl.
19043 Woozie Now it's time for us to do our part!
19044 Woozie Try to stay close!
19045 Woozie OK team, I've gone over the layout to this place so I know it back to front.
19046 Woozie Everybody follow me!
19047 Woozie Damn! The devious bastards have changed the layout!
19048 Triad Don't worry, I'll take the lead, boss.
19049 Woozie Good idea, everybody follow him!
19050 Triad Not far now, keep alert.
19051 Woozie Hey, I was just about to say that!
19052 Triad Sorry boss!
19053 Woozie Not far now, everybody!
19054 Triad Stay alert!
19055 Woozie Oh yeah, stay alert!
19056 Woozie OK, we'll set the charges while you watch the door!
19057 Triad OK, boss!
19058 CJ Hey, I'm on it!
19059 Zero Hurry it up gentlemen, they know something's wrong.
19060 Zero Someone else is in the system!
19061 CJ Hey what's the problem?
19062 Zero Somebody's trying to bring the emergency generators back up!
19063 CJ I'll head back up to the generator room and shut them down for good!
19064 Zero Wait a second, it's Berkley! It's him, I know it!
19065 CJ What?
19066 Zero Carl, I know the tactics of my arch rival!
19067 Zero BERKLEY YOU BASTARD!
19068 CJ Quit shouting in my ear!
19069 Zero Sorry.
19070 Zero So Berkley thinks he can out-hack the master, eh?
19071 Zero Im gonna use his own hydra and bounce it right back down his pipe!
19072 CJ Aw, whatever, man, just deal with that fool!
19073 CJ OK - I'll head back up to the generator room and shut them down for good!
19074 Zero Ha, Berkley! How do you like a taste of your own hexadecimal!
19075 CJ You got him?
19076 Zero Carl, this is a battle between two coding behemoths.
19077 Zero Like two giant nuclear monsters trampling a city underfoot,
19078 Zero we struggle for dominion over the tiny, puny earth.
19079 CJ How on Earth did Berkley know you were going to be doing any of this?
19080 Zero Well, I s-, um...No comment.
19081 CJ Holla at me Zero
19082 Zero NO COMMENT!
19083 Triad Everybody take cover!
19084 Triad Fire in the hole!
19085 Woozie Oh shit! Where do I go? Where do I go?
19086 Woozie OK people, load up the cash!
19087 Zero Carl, you've got Mafia gorillas coming down to the vault and-
19088 Zero CURSE YOU BERKLEY, CURSE YOU!
19089 CJ OK, then, we about to have some company!
19090 Triad Im with you, CJ!
19091 CJ Woozie, hows it going?
19092 Woozie Were nearly good, CJ!
19093 Woozie OK team, just how we practiced, two by two.
19094 Woozie Ow, fuck!
19095 Woozie Scratch that! Everybody follow Carl!
19096 Triad We got trouble!
19097 Triad Up ahead , ice them!
19098 Triad Theyre up front, take em down!
19099 Triad Watch our right!
19100 Triad Shit heads to the right!
19101 Triad Security on our left!
19102 Triad CJ! Wait up!
19103 Triad CJ! Cover us!
19104 Zero I've unloaded the police bikes.
19105 Woozie Everybody in! You two, change into your police uniforms!
19106 CJ Hey, Zero, what about Berkley?
19107 Zero Oh, dont worry about Berkley, he has been made to bleed from his I/O port.
19108 Zero See you at the meet, Carl!
19109 Triad Good luck!
19110 CJ You too!
19111 Zero He has been made to bleed from his IL Ports
19112 Zero OK, CJ, you're on your own now!
19113 CJ Time to show these motherfuckers what's happening!
19114 Zero Carl, would you like me to talk you through to the roof?
19115 CJ Anything that helps, man!
19116 CJ Oh, what happened?
19117 Zero Damn you Berkley, damn you!
19118 CJ Ah c'mon, man, talk to me!
19119 Zero Oh shit, uh, OK, OK, you gotta get back to the gaming floor.
19120 Zero Now head through the casino to the elevators on the far side.
19121 Zero Take the elevator all the way to the roof.
19122 Mafia We got you now, asshole!
19123 Mafia We got him cornered now!
19124 Mafia Where you gonna run to now?
19125 Mafia Holy crap he jumped!
19126 Mafia Holy fuck, hes jumped!
19127 Mafia What the fuck is he doing?
19128 CJ Zero, where you hiding?
19129 Zero I didn't mean to tell Berkley, it just kinda came out...is all.
19130 CJ Yeah, I'll drink to that!
19131 Mafia Hey, who are you?
19132 Mafia Theres the intruder!
19133 Mafia There he is, get him!
19134 Mafia Thats our man!
19135 Mafia Stop 'em... now!
19200 Development Building Worker Can I help you sir?
19201 CJ No thank you
19202 CJ I'd like to see the architechual plans for the Caligula's Casino, please
19203 Development Building Worker OK sir. Are you aware that reproduction of such plans is prohibited?
19204 CJ Ah no, I didn't know that, why?
19205 CJ Yeah. I'm only after some refrence
19206 CJ I'm building a scale model for my uncle's birthday, he's really into blackjack
19207 Development Building Worker You'll find the plans on the top floor.
19208 Development Building Worker Very woody, sir.
19209 Development Building Worker I will buzz open the door. It's directly by the main entrance...
19210 Development Building Worker I'm very sorry sir, I can't make it any clearer.
19211 Development Building Worker Alert me when you've thought it over
19212 Development Building Worker Just let me know if you change your mind
19213 Development Building Worker I'm rather busy sir.
19214 Development Building Worker Come to me if you change your mind.
19215 Development Building Worker Well, we don't want to be party to preparation of a daring raid on the count room!
19216 Development Building Worker Does sir understand?
19217 Development Building Worker Nah, I'm just a dumb ghetto kid, I don't understand shit
19218 Development Building Worker Aw ofcourse. The owners wouldn't want to take a gamble on that happing
19219 Development Building Worker Seeing as you're walking away, sir I take it you don't want to talk anymore.
19400 Truck smash vehicle
19401 Truck smash vehicle
19402 Truck smash vehicle
19403 Truck smash vehicle
19600 Alarm clock
19601 Snoring
19602 Snoring
19603 Snoring
19604 Snoring
19800 Music playing from a Club/House
20000 Big Smoke You know me. It's not cut. Keep the value in it. Keep it real.
20001 Big Smoke You want to drive?
20002 CJ Yeah, that's cool.
20003 Big Smoke You still like cars?
20004 CJ Always love cars, man.
20005 Big Smoke I thought they didnt respect cars in liberty. What you ride out there?
20006 CJ Subway
20007 Big Smoke Ha, ha ha. Thats my brother. Here we are.
20008 Ryder Ballas! Drive by! Incoming!
20009 Big Smoke Awww, motherfucker, my car!!
20010 Sweet We gotta get back to the hood, man, it's too crazy round here!
20011 CJ I thought this was Families Turf?
20012 Sweet Yeah, it's Temple Drive Families - we don't roll with them no more.
20013 CJ No shit, things HAVE changed. How we getting home?
20014 Sweet Grab a bike and pedal. Even you ain't forgotten that.
20015 Sweet Follow my lead!
20016 CJ Nice car, Smoke.
20017 Sweet Takes you back some, huh, CJ? Yeah!
20018 Sweet CJ, watch your back 'round here, man.
20019 CJ Things has changed round here!
20020 CJ How'd it get so bad?
20021 CJ Hey Sweet, try to keep up
20022 Big Smoke Straight back into the game, right dog?
20023 Big Smoke Was it this bad before you left?
20024 Big Smoke East Coast got you all thinned out, home.
20025 Ryder You're just a liability, CJ!
20026 Ryder Oh, you aint ran out yet, huh, CJ?
20027 Ryder Why'd you bother coming back?
20028 Sweet Shit! A Ballas car is onto us! Split up!
20029 Big Smoke Damn, Ballas is chasing us down!
20030 Ryder Ballas... everybody break!
20031 Sweet Get up, CJ, pedal!
20032 Sweet Move it, CJ, not far to the Grove!
20033 Sweet You ok CJ?
20034 Big Smoke Hey hey, Carls down!
20035 Big Smoke Oh man, that shit looked like it hurt, homie!
20036 Big Smoke Get back on your bike, playa!
20037 Ryder Ha ha! This fool took a fall!
20038 Ryder He cant even ride a bike!
20039 Ryder CJ, you cycle like a crack ho, fool!
20040 Sweet Move it, CJ, move it!
20041 Sweet Keep up, CJ!
20042 Sweet C'mon, CJ. Pedal like a motherfucker!
20043 Big Smoke C'mon man, you gotta keep up!
20044 Big Smoke Keep up, CJ!
20045 Big Smoke Don't lose us, CJ!
20046 Ryder What's the matter, fool? You tired?
20047 Ryder Move it, CJ - you're embarrassing us, nigga!
20048 Ryder Keep up, motherfucker!
20049 Big Smoke What's matter, CJ? Can't keep up with the fat man?
20050 Sweet Hey, look at CJ go!
20051 Sweet Hey, CJ, wait for us, man!
20052 Sweet CJ you run like a bitch, man
20053 Big Smoke Carls showing us how its really done.
20054 Big Smoke Skinny fools flying ahead on his own.
20055 Big Smoke CJs doing his thing top speed, dog!
20056 Ryder Typical, CJ! Leaving the homies behind, huh?
20057 Ryder Hey wait for the homies, fool!
20058 Ryder Figures movin' fast as a motherfucker you busta
20059 Sweet So when you leaving, Carl?
20060 CJ I ain't sure. Thought I might stay.
20061 CJ Things is fucked up.
20062 Sweet Well, the last thing we need is your help.
20063 CJ Aw man, I won't let you down, I swear.
20064 Ryder I got left behind! Yall motherfuckers left me behind!
20065 Big Smoke Yo, East Coast sure put some legs on you, boy!
20066 Sweet Hey, we're gonna call up some hood rats and chill the hell out. You want some?
20067 CJ I gotta whole lot going on, and I'm tired. I'll catch y'all later.
20068 Big Smoke Hey yo, just drop in. We all hangin' out.
20069 Big Smoke Man, you gotta lose some of the Liberty City anxiety, playa!
20070 Ryder Yeah, and get yourself some colors, fool.
20071 Ryder And a haircut - it's embarrassing to be seen with you!
20072 Ryder I got with them motherfuckers though - showed them niggaz who's gangsta. Ryder, nigga!
20200 Ryder Hey, show me how they drive on the East Coast, homie!
20201 Ryder So when you running off again?
20202 CJ I'm not, I'm thinkin' of staying.
20203 Ryder Why?
20204 CJ My family, the homies is here.
20205 Ryder We were always here, fool!
20206 CJ Yeah, but, now I'm back and I know what I've been missing.
20207 Ryder Don't expect me to kiss your ass or nothing.
20208 Ryder You still a buster to me.
20209 CJ Yeah, OK. Thanks homie.
20210 Ryder Yeah, don't mention it.
20211 CJ Hey, Old Reece still run the barber shop?
20212 Ryder Like a raggedy-assed motherfucker!
20213 Ryder He popped his membrane years ago!
20214 Ryder No WAY I'd let that old fool near MY head!
20215 CJ Yeah, I think I'll get cut up.
20216 Ryder Whatever. You got five minutes.
20217 Ryder I'll be cutting you like a DJ.
20218 Ryder Shit! I told you he was crazy!
20219 Ryder Man, you jacked up!
20220 Ryder W-what's that, a wig or sumthin'?
20221 Ryder You know something? I take it back. Old Reece still got it cracking.
20222 Ryder Man, what's this? Shit looks ridiculous.
20223 Ryder No respect for the 'hood, all clean and shit.
20224 Ryder You're looking too skinny, CJ.
20225 Ryder Go and get us something to eat. I'm gonna finish this. Then I'm going to take care of business.
20226 Ryder Give up the money! This a raid!
20227 Pizza Stack Guy Ryder! Not this again!
20228 Ryder It ain't me, fool!
20229 Pizza Stack Guy No one else is that small! I feel sorry for your dad!
20230 CJ Shit, you crazy! Let's get up outta here!
20231 Ryder Same old CJ! Busta! Straight busta!
20232 Pizza Stack Guy This pizza parlor is no push-over!
20233 Ryder Oh, shit! RUN!
20234 Ryder CJ, we need some wheels!
20235 Ryder We need a ride, super fast, get us a car
20236 Ryder What you waiting for, fool?
20237 Ryder Take us back to the Grove, motherfucker!
20238 Ryder CJ! Damn... Got caught slipping.
20239 Ryder What would you take a bullet for, fool?
20240 Ryder CJ, quit tripping, get up!
20241 Ryder It figures, CJ.
20242 Ryder You aint made for these streets, CJ.
20243 CJ Oh shit! Ryder!
20244 CJ This aint cool!
20245 Ryder Yeah, we straight! Heres your cut.
20246 Ryder Better drop by and see Sweet.
20247 Ryder He's been yapping on about that graffiti, too.
20248 Ryder Later, homie.
20400 Jizzy CJ, get yo ass back in the car
20401 Jizzy Where you going? Get back in the car CJ
20402 Jizzy You drive Mr. C to the J
20403 Jizzy Hey mister C-to-the-J, you drive.
20404 Jizzy Get us back to the club
20405 Jizzy Take me back to my club please
20406 Jizzy Wait for your employer
20407 Jizzy Wait for me mother fucker
20408 Jizzy We need a ride CJ
20409 Jizzy Hey CJ. Get us some wheels baby
20410 Jizzy Go CJ, GO
20411 Jizzy What's wrong with your feet? Step on the gas
20412 Jizzy Another slow fool
20413 Jizzy Oh, what a stupid flunky
20414 Jizzy You earn this CJ
20415 Jizzy Your benefactor is pleased CJ
20416 Jizzy CJ, can we talk about this?
20417 Jizzy I got money, you want money?
20418 Jizzy I do not understand your problem!
20419 Jizzy I can understand your jealousy
20420 Jizzy Think about what I could do for you
20421 Jizzy We could run this town
20422 Jizzy We can both be players
20423 Jizzy I gots no beef with you CJ!
20424 Jizzy I'll ammend my ways, honestly I will
20600 Cell phone ringing
20800 Changing clothes (Wardrobe)
20801 Doorbell ring
20802 Dressing
20803 Gimp suit
20804 Cellphone sound
21000 Keypad SFX Beep
21001 Keypad SFX Fail
21002 Keypad SFX Pass
21200 Kung Fu Master So, you wish to become a warrior?
21201 Kung Fu Master The warrior's path will bring you back...
21202 Kung Fu Master You are weak, like a wilted weed! Condition your body!
21203 Kung Fu Master Would you like to spar with your master?
21204 Kung Fu Master Absorb with the eyes, young student, and you will learn!
21205 Kung Fu Master Strike like an atomic cobra!
21206 Kung Fu Master Nothing clever here, just kick 'em while they're down
21207 Kung Fu Master Become the avalanche and bury your opponent!
21400 DJ (Life's a beach) Suit yourself.
21401 DJ (Life's a beach) Whatever. See you 'round.
21402 DJ (Life's a beach) You need to put more time in on the dance floor!
21403 DJ (Life's a beach) Boy you're a terrible dancer
21404 DJ (Life's a beach) Well why don't you come and dance?
21405 CJ Thanks, but Im not into that right now.
21406 CJ Yeah, for sure!
21407 DJ (Life's a beach) Well why dont you come and dance?
21408 CJ I appreciate the offer, girl, but I got some shit to take care of.
21409 CJ OK, lets do this!
21410 DJ (Life's a beach) Well, hey, let's dance, sugar!
21411 CJ Thanks, but Im not into that right now.
21412 CJ Yeah, for sure
21413 DJ (Life's a beach) Well, hey, lets dance, sugar!
21414 CJ I appreciate the offer, girl, but I got some shit to take care of.
21415 CJ OK, lets do this!
21416 DJ (Life's a beach) Cmon, homeboy, impress me.
21417 DJ (Life's a beach) Let's see what you got...
21418 DJ (Life's a beach) Well, come on back when you ain't so rushed.
21419 DJ (Life's a beach) If you change your mind you know where to find me.
21420 DJ (Life's a beach) Hey, what's poppin'?
21421 CJ Look, Im busy, OK?
21422 CJ Just looking for some fun
21423 DJ (Life's a beach) Hey, what's poppin'?
21424 CJ No time to chat, baby!
21425 DJ (Life's a beach) Just hanging out, you know
21426 DJ (Life's a beach) Whassup?
21427 CJ Look, Im busy, OK?
21428 CJ Just looking for some fun...
21429 DJ (Life's a beach) Whassup?
21430 CJ No time to chat, baby!
21431 CJ Just hanging out, you know
21432 DJ (Life's a beach) Hey, what's crackin'?
21433 CJ Look, Im busy, OK?
21434 CJ Just looking for some fun...
21435 DJ (Life's a beach) Hey, what's crackin'?
21436 CJ No time to chat, baby!
21437 CJ Just hanging out, you know...
21438 CJ Look, Im busy, OK?
21439 CJ Just looking for some fun
21440 CJ No time to chat, baby!
21441 CJ Just hanging out, you know
21442 DJ (Life's a beach) Well, I'm here for a while, if you change your mind!
21443 DJ (Life's a beach) You got some moves, wanna come and chat?
21444 CJ Nah, maybe I'll catch you later.
21445 CJ Aight. Lead the way.
21446 DJ (Life's a beach) You got some moves, wanna come and chat?
21447 CJ Not right now, I gotta check into some shit.
21448 CJ Yeah, for sure, that sounds nice.
21449 DJ (Life's a beach) You sure?
21450 CJ No. You persuaded me.
21451 CJ Yeah, for now. Later.
21452 DJ (Life's a beach) You sure?
21453 CJ OK, you persuaded me, lead the way.
21454 CJ Yeah, Im afraid so. See ya later.
21455 DJ (Life's a beach) C'mon, homeboy.
21456 DJ (Life's a beach) Let me take you into my office...
21600 Partygoer Getting sand in my trucks!
21601 Partygoer Great aerobic workout!
21602 Partygoer Get those feet moving!
21603 Partygoer This is pure, you know?
21604 Partygoer Fire makes a beach party
21605 Partygoer Could stay here for hours...
21606 Partygoer So I said to her, "Anaerobic, you bitch"
21607 Partygoer The sea looks real beautiful...
21608 Partygoer Anybody got an isotonic sport drink?
21609 Partygoer Cmon, get that body working!
21610 Partygoer Get dancing, you square!
21611 Partygoer Cant you feel the rhythm of life?
21612 Partygoer You wanna seat by the fire?
21613 Partygoer Cmon, sit down, plenty of room!
21614 Partygoer Great party, isnt it?
21615 Partygoer Hey, whos this guy?
21616 Partygoer You wanna join us, buddy?
21617 Partygoer Take a seat and grab a beer!
21618 Partygoer This partys pretty cool, huh?
21619 Partygoer Anybody know this guy?
21620 Partygoer Best way to relax on a day like this.
21621 Partygoer This sky is so awesome!
21622 Partygoer This girl knows how to spin those decks man
21623 Partygoer Man, why aren't more people dancing?
21624 Partygoer I think I had too much to drink!
21625 Partygoer I think I need to go puke...
21626 Partygoer That last beer was too much man...
21627 Partygoer Hey, I heard Madd Dogg is recording a new LP!
21628 Partygoer The sands getting in my shorts!
21629 Partygoer Dude, I am trippin on these tunes!
21630 Partygoer Cmon, dude, dance!
21631 Partygoer Dont cramp my style!
21632 Partygoer What you lookin at?
21633 Partygoer You want a seat?
21634 Partygoer Dont get too close to the fire, dude!
21635 Partygoer Who is this guy?!
21636 Partygoer Another dude, for the fireside!
21637 Partygoer Have a seat, dude!
21638 Partygoer Sit down and join the party!
21639 Partygoer Seville always throw a good gig.
21640 Partygoer Seville Families watching over us...
21641 Partygoer Seville Bulevard's throws the best parties man
21642 Partygoer Like your style, homeboy, want to go someplace more private?
21643 CJ Nah... Maybe I catch you later!
21644 CJ Not right now, I gotta check into some shit
21645 CJ Aight, lead the way
21646 CJ Yeah for sure. That sounds nice
21647 CJ Yeah for now, later!
21648 CJ Yeah, I'm afraid so, see ya later
21649 CJ Nah, you persuaded
21650 CJ Ok, you persuaded me, lead the way
21651 Partygoer Great, we can use my office!
21652 CJ Nice van, what you drinkin on?
21653 Partygoer Hold on, Ill go get us some!
21654 CJ Sorry, girl, but I need these sounds for my homeboys house party!
21655 Partygoer You skitzing two-faced bastard!
21656 Partygoer He's stealing the sounds!
21657 CJ Just looking for some fun
21658 CJ Just hanging out, you know.
21659 CJ Nothing, look I'm busy ok
21660 CJ No time to chat baby, I gotta go.
21661 CJ Thanks, but I'm not into that right now
21662 CJ I apreciate the offer baby, but I got some shit to take care of
21663 CJ Yeah, for sure
21664 CJ Ok, lets do this
21665 Partygoer Cool.
21666 Partygoer Cmon then.
21800 Madd Dogg Guard Oh man, this sucks!
21801 Madd Dogg Guard Yeah, look how this Tanner guy runs!
21802 Madd Dogg Guard He moves like his bowels have let go...
21803 Madd Dogg Guard This sucks. I mean, how could Refractions mess up so bad?
21804 Madd Dogg Guard Tanner, you suck ass!
21805 CJ Hey Loc, I got what you wanted.
21806 OG Loc Holmes, you ice cold, dude!
21807 CJ Hey, I'll catch you later.
21808 OG Loc Peace, homie!
22000 Scipio's Guard Hey, what the fuck are you playing at?
22001 Scipio Hey, man.
22002 Scipio Take me back to Dogg's mansion.
22003 CJ Not today, asshole.
22004 CJ Today we're taking the scenic route,
22005 CJ via the bottom of the ocean!
22006 Scipio's Guard Security team, the Principle is being kidnapped!
22007 Scipio's Guard Rescue him at all costs!
22008 Scipio Who the fuck are you?
22009 Scipio Where's my usual driver?
22010 Scipio Unlock this fucking door!
22011 Scipio I can't fucking swim, you fucking psycho!
22012 CJ Ah, so I've heard!
22013 Scipio What you want, fool, money?
22014 Scipio I got bitches, loads o'fine bitches, take 'em.
22015 Scipio They'll do anything you want!
22016 Scipio You want a record contract?
22017 Scipio Man I can make any fool a superstar!
22018 Scipio I know people in this town, powerful people!
22019 Scipio Dangerous motherfuckers!
22020 Scipio You Grove Street Families?
22021 Scipio I know Ballas OG's, we're like brothers!
22022 Scipio They'll fuck you up so bad!
22023 Scipio And yo moms. And yo dad!
22024 Scipio Fuck, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
22025 Scipio Holy FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
22026 Scipio's Guard Hey, what kept you?
22027 Scipio's Guard Come on we need to go and pick up the boss!
22028 Scipio's Guard Hold position in the middle of the motorcade until we get to the Awards Show.
22029 Scipio's Guard Hold up here for a second until the cops let us through.
22030 Scipio's Guard Stick close and let's roll!
22031 Scipio's Guard Keep frosty, guys.
22032 Scipio's Guard Hey, watch what you're doing!
22033 Scipio's Guard Watch the damn car!
22034 Scipio's Guard You unprofessional asshole!
22035 Scipio's Guard Keep your mind on the job!
22036 Scipio's Guard Hey, where you going?
22037 Scipio's Guard Hey, wheres he off to?
22038 Award Show Interviewer Congratulations on your award, you must be thrilled!
22039 Scipio Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd like to thank my fans, my momma and my dealer.
22200 Sweet OK, get some cars, block the road.
22201 Sweet The rest of y'all get heated.
22202 Sweet Pick your positions, Carl get some cover!
22203 Sweet Steady, here they come!
22204 Sweet Dump on them fools!
22205 Sweet Hey hey, look up, more of them on the bridge!
22206 Sweet Carl! Cover the alleyway!
22207 Sweet Behind us, CJ, behind us!
22208 Sweet GROVE IS KING!!
22209 CJ Man, I ain't never seen the Ballas roll that deep before.
22210 Sweet Yeah, they heard Carl Johnson was running with his brother again!
22211 CJ Yeah, fo' sure.
22212 Sweet C'mon, let's get back to the party.
22213 Sweet Grove is king! Grove is king! If you aint about Grove then you aint about shit!
22214 CJ Shit man, once Loc got off the mic, then the party got started.
22215 Ryder Shit, I'll go round up some homies!
22216 Ryder Damn, man - I'll go get us some more backup!
22217 Ryder I'll go get Smoke and some Grove boys!
22400 OG Loc Hold up, CJ!
22401 OG Loc Wait, wait for your boy!
22402 OG Loc Hey, wait up, dog!
22403 Jizzy I ain't walking CJ
22404 Jizzy Give me a call, fool!
22405 OG Loc CJ, you ok?
22406 OG Loc Get up man! Get up!
22800 Azteca Gang Member Nah man, you need some real springs, none of this standard shit
22801 Azteca Gang Member Man, your car gotta be set to bounce, homie!
22802 Azteca Gang Member You trippin, ese? How you going to compete without a ride?
22803 Azteca Gang Member Man, you gotta have a lowrider to hop!
22804 Azteca Gang Member You cant take part in that curacha, get yourself a lowrider!
22805 Azteca Gang Member This is for firme rides, ese, not that old shit!
22806 Azteca Gang Member You don't have enough cash to play, ese.
22807 Azteca Gang Member You gotta put up some real green, homie!
22808 Azteca Gang Member So you think you can lowride? Well let's see what you can do.
22809 Azteca Gang Member You up for a bounce, homie?
22810 Azteca Gang Member Alright homie let's see if you got what it takes.
22811 Azteca Gang Member I've seen worse, but you did alright.
22812 Azteca Gang Member You're pretty good for a beginner, eh!
22813 Azteca Gang Member Maybe hoppin' is just for eses.
22814 Azteca Gang Member Hey homie, maybe you should take up golf or some shit like that.
22815 Azteca Gang Member Thats some serious bouncing, eh?
22816 Azteca Gang Member Shit, look at that Grove boy bounce!
22817 Azteca Gang Member Damn holmey, that fool can hop
22818 Azteca Gang Member Hey, homie, youre bouncing like a pro!
22819 Azteca Gang Member Damn homie, you gonna shake that right apart!
22820 Azteca Gang Member Damn, dog, hes showin us all up!
22821 Azteca Gang Member Come on Dog, My mom can bounce better than that!
22822 Azteca Gang Member Hey homie stick to spraying graffiti!
22823 Azteca Gang Member Ah, fucking leva!
22824 Azteca Gang Member They, this fool just dont got what it takes.
22825 Azteca Gang Member Youre still looking lame in front of your hood.
22826 Azteca Gang Member Man, dog, youre losing it!
22827 Azteca Gang Member Good job, eh. We usually hang out here between 8 and 10 pm,
22828 Azteca Gang Member you got a hot lowrider and you got some cash to burn, well come along.
22829 Azteca Gang Member You looking for something ese?
22830 Azteca Gang Member Hey nice car, you looking for the competition?
22831 Azteca Gang Member Hey homie I can show you where its at if you like.
22832 Azteca Gang Member Follow me
22833 Loco Low Co. mechanic So, you must be Sweet's bro' huh?
22834 Loco Low Co. mechanic He phoned ahead, said you might be looking for a car that bounces.
22835 Loco Low Co. mechanic Well I owe him big from way back, so here, this should do the trick.
22836 Loco Low Co. mechanic Custom springs should see you hopping all the way home! Try her out.
22837 Loco Low Co. mechanic Very popular with the eses - they compete in these things.
22838 Loco Low Co. mechanic You can usually find them over by Unity Station.
22839 Loco Low Co. mechanic If you ever want to mod your ride, come back any time, man.
23000 Phone Ringing (Phone ringing)
23200 Maccer Aye, wait for me you guys
23201 Maccer Wait up you two
23202 Maccer Wait up over there
23203 Maccer Turn that shite off!
23204 Maccer Turn that shite down for a second will ya?
23205 Maccer So now you know how it really is.
23206 Maccer Yeah, that's how we do it in Salford
23207 Maccer That usless bastard is gonna die
23208 Maccer He's only gone and died.
23209 Maccer Chao, what you doing down there?
23400 Building falling down
23600 Arcade game sound effects
23800 Vagos Gang Member Die motherfuckers, none of you are leaving this house alive!
23801 Vagos Gang Member Who are you to break into this place, eh?
23802 Vagos Gang Member All you fools are gonna die!
23803 Vagos Gang Member Ain't nobody gonna hear from you again!
23804 Vagos Gang Member You chose the wrong house to rob, fool!
23805 Vagos Gang Member You don't know who you're fucking with, do you?
23806 Vagos Gang Member You trying to fuck with my house, with my shit?
23807 Vagos Gang Member I'm a fuck with YOU!
23808 CJ Me and you gonna go in to clear the place out.
23809 Triad Gang Member Good idea - the element of surprise.
23810 CJ So the rest of the crew can move in in peace.
23811 Triad Gang Member You ever jumped before?
23812 Triad Gang Member Nah. You?
23813 Triad Gang Member Nah.
23814 Triad Gang Member When we land, we're going feel invincible!
23815 Triad Gang Member I AM INVINCIBLE!
23816 Triad Gang Member Hey, wait up!
23817 Triad Gang Member WhaaaHOOOOOO!
23818 Triad Gang Member WhaaaHEEEEEE!
23819 Triad Gang Member WhoooHOOOOOO!
23820 Triad Gang Member We're heavily outnumbered, but if we all keep our heads, we should kick ass!
23821 Triad Gang Member Bastards! LET'S HIT'EM!
23822 Triad Gang Member CJ, clear the corridor and we'll clear each room!
23823 Triad Gang Member CJ, clear the corridor and I'll check each room!
23824 Triad Gang Member Room clear!
23825 Triad Gang Member This one's clear!
23826 Triad Gang Member CLEAR!
23827 Triad Gang Member OK, it's clear!
23828 Triad Gang Member You go ahead, CJ, we'll hold the balcony!
23829 Triad Gang Member You go ahead, CJ, I'll stay and hold the balcony!
23830 Triad Gang Member Clear that corridor and I'll take each room!
23831 Triad Gang Member Room clear!
23832 Triad Gang Member This room's clean!
23833 Triad Gang Member No one in there!
23834 Triad Gang Member No one left in here!
23835 Triad Gang Member Go ahead, CJ, I'll hold this balcony!
24000 Toreno Well, no invite to the housewarming, huh kid?
24001 CJ I knew you'd come anyway.
24002 Toreno Yeah, well, that's not important right now.
24003 Toreno I'll bring you up to speed on the way, get in.
24004 CJ How long's this going to take?
24005 CJ I got my own shit to worry about.
24006 Toreno Would you like to see your brother this week?
24007 CJ Yeah, what can I do?
24008 Toreno You just gotta steal a military jet off an amphibious assault ship
24009 Toreno and use it to destroy a flotilla of spy ships, nothing big.
24010 CJ Oh man, you shittin' me.
24011 Toreno Would I shit you, Carl?
24012 Toreno There's a boat.
24013 Toreno All the gear you'll need is on board. I'll keep you briefed as you go.
24014 CJ I ain't coming back from this one, am I?
24015 Toreno Yes you are, don't be ridic--here take this earpiece. Trust me, do as I say,
24016 Toreno you'll be home for a blow job and a bologna sandwich.
24017 Toreno OK Carl, the ship is moored in the Easter Basin Naval base.
24018 Toreno Sneak in the back without being seen.
24019 Toreno Once you're on the inside, I cannot help you.
24020 CJ Well, can you help me now?
24021 Toreno Uh, well, no. Actually, no.
24022 Toreno Ya see? Ya see? What did I tell you? It was a snap!
24023 Army Hydra Pilot Stolen Aircraft; Prepare to be vaporized!
24024 CJ Did you hear that?
24025 Toreno Prepare to be vaporized', what a bunch of bullshit. Ignore them. They shoot at you and it's an international incident.
24026 Toreno You're not a British tank, so you should be fine.
24027 CJ For real?
24028 Toreno Yeah, well, probably.
24029 Toreno Now make your way to the flotilla and sink the fuckers!
24030 Toreno You see? Child's play!
24031 CJ Fuck you TORENO, I never want to go through this again!
24032 CJ I think I'm gonna hurl...
24033 Toreno Ooh, what a big whiner, you want some cheese with that wine? Hey, you were spectacular.
24034 Toreno You know what, I'm beginning to think my little Carl is a double agent. Oooh.
24035 CJ Shut up, Toreno. Where do you want this thing?
24036 Toreno What thing? I don't know what you're talking about - you stole it. Got nothing to do with me, I don't know what you're talking about. See ya 'round.
24037 CJ Toreno? TORENO!
24038 CJ SHIT!
24039 CJ I cant believe I let that maniac talk me into this...
24040 CJ Deep in the shit now, deep in the shit
24041 CJ Man, I must be crazy...
24042 CJ How he expect me to fly one of them things.
24043 CJ Man I'm screwed
24044 CJ I just got to concentrate on getting through this alive.
24045 CJ Man, go out like this?
24046 CJ Cant go out like no bitch.
24047 Army Personnel All hands on deck!
24048 Army Personnel Sound the alarm!
24049 Army Personnel ALAARRM!
24050 Army Personnel Hes stealing a Hydra!
24051 Army Personnel Who is that guy?
24052 Army Personnel Somebody stop him!
24053 Army Personnel Hey, he aint the pilot!
24054 Army Personnel Get him out of there!
24055 Army Personnel He cant fly that!
24056 Army Personnel Some ghetto boy stealing the Hydra!
24057 Army Personnel What do we do?
24058 Army Personnel Who is that idiot?
24059 Army Personnel Is this a prank?
24060 Army Personnel Should we shoot?
24061 Army Personnel Hes going to crash for sure!
24062 Army Personnel Man, he wont last long!
24063 Army Personnel Were gonna get the shit for this!
24200 CJ You gotta understand, shit's all fucked up now, dude.
24201 Sweet Yeah.
24202 CJ What you want, it ain't round here no more.
24203 Sweet Just take me to moma's house.
24204 CJ Alright, let's get out of here. Go see Kendl.
24205 Sweet Kendl can come see me right here, at her home.
24206 CJ But it ain't nothing here no more.
24207 Sweet Rome wasn't built in a day, niggah!
24208 CJ My brother can be a real pain in the ass!
24209 Sweet Punk ass yay whores!
24210 Sweet Base pushing ass pussies!
24211 Sweet Punk crack bitches!
24212 Sweet Crack-a-lack-a ass!
24213 Sweet Get outta this neighborhood!
24214 Sweet Ill kill all you motherfuckers!
24215 Sweet You're all going down, motherfuckers!
24216 Sweet This is my mommas house
24217 Sweet Strawberries!
24218 Sweet Motherfuckers!
24219 Sweet Crack hos!
24400 CJ Let's drop in on OG Loc,
24401 CJ See if we can't interrupt that video shoot and recoup some royalties!
24402 Madd Dogg And my rhyme book!
24403 Madd Dogg We're flying in style, baby! You got all the makings of a great manager, Carl!
24404 CJ Save it until we're spending Loc's royalties!
24405 Madd Dogg I mean, tell me how a fake, buster phony like suck-ass Loc can make it in the rap game, CJ?
24406 CJ Music business is changin', Dogg.
24407 CJ It's all about dance routines and showmanship now.
24408 CJ Any fake-ass idiot can get a record deal these days.
24409 Madd Dogg So what am I supposed to do?
24410 CJ Dogg, you got heart.
24411 CJ You got natural style.
24412 CJ You got ice cold gangstas running through your veins!
24413 CJ Anybody can get a record deal,
24414 CJ but only the genuine article can shake down the house!
24415 Madd Dogg CJ, my man, you're a natural manager!
24416 Madd Dogg Lets go hit those life-or-death busters.
24417 CJ He's being interviewed, huh?
24418 CJ OK, let's smash this party up!
24419 Madd Dogg You fucking phonies! Sum' bitch!
24420 Madd Dogg Gimme my rhyme book!
24421 Madd Dogg Gimme back my chain!
24422 Madd Dogg Gimme back my hoes!
24423 CJ He bustin' out!
24424 CJ Come on, Dogg, let's get him!
24425 OG Loc Stay away from me!
24426 OG Loc I thought we were friends!
24427 OG Loc You're yesterday's news!
24428 OG Loc Kids want Loc! LOC!
24429 OG Loc Madd Dogg ain't nothing!
24430 OG Loc Madd Dogg, you a drunk ass busta!
24431 OG Loc The kids, they don't want you no more!
24432 OG Loc You're washed up, both of you!
24433 OG Loc Smoke's gonna deal with you pussies!
24600 Car door locked
24800 CJ Badass CJ, one-man crime wave and all-round ghetto star!
24801 Barbara I knew it! You fucking piece of shit, I knew it!
24802 CJ Who is this?
24803 Barbara It's Barbara, you asshole! I thought you were a nice guy!
24804 Barbara You said you'd be good for me!
24805 Barbara You realize how hard it is for a divorcee to find a man, ANY man?
24806 CJ Oh shut up, listen to yourself!
24807 Barbara What? Listen to MY self? Listen to MY self?
24808 CJ Yeah, always going on about how you damaged goods and shit!
24809 Barbara You try bringing up a kid and holding down a job on your own!
24810 Barbara That bastard tore out my heart! My HEART, Carl!
24811 CJ Bitch, you been heartless from the day you popped out.
24812 CJ Bet that poor bastard put up with you for years before he got the guts,
24813 CJ No, THE HELP to escape!
24814 Barbara You bastard! YOU BASTARD! I have friends in the force!
24815 Barbara They'll hunt you down! You're going to jail, Carl, do you hear me, JAIL!
24816 CJ Shut the fuck up, bitch!
24817 Barbara Hi, it's Barbara. I thought we could hang out some time soon.
24818 CJ OK, Barbara, that sounds good. I'm gonna come by later.
24819 Barbara Hello, CJ, I was hoping you were keeping out of trouble. You wanna go out?
24820 CJ Hi Barbara. I'm down for that - pick you up as soon as I can!
24821 Barbara CJ! Hi, it's Barbara! Let's get together, OK?
24822 CJ I'm coming over there, you better have those cuffs ready!
24823 Barbara Hello, it's Barbara. Take me out, baby, take me out!
24824 CJ Hello Officer Schternvart! - I'll see you in five.
24825 Barbara Hey, CJ, it's Barbara. Let's go out and do something!
24826 CJ Hi, Barbara, whattup? Look, I'll be over there to come get you in, like, ten minutes, a'ight?
24827 Barbara CJ, it's Barbara, what you waiting for, come on over!
24828 Barbara Hey, it's Barbara! Get over here and lets do something!
24829 Barbara CJ, it's Barbara - get over here and take me out, honey!
25000 CJ Hello?
25001 Catalina Where you been, asshole?
25002 Catalina Why don't you call, eh?
25003 CJ Well I was just about to call you but-
25004 Catalina LIAR! You've been hanging out with those stinking putas!
25005 CJ No! No, if you'd just let me-
25006 Catalina Silence! Get up here, we've got places to rob!
25007 CJ Look, I'm in the middle of some shit right-
25008 CJ Heeeello!
25009 Catalina Why you so cheery? You thought I was one of your cheap whores?
25010 CJ Baby, you gotta chill the fuck out and-
25011 Catalina I'll chill out when you get here!
25012 Catalina You better hope I don't make testicle kebabs when you arrive!
25013 CJ Look, this ain't no-
25014 Catalina No more talk!
25015 Catalina Get your ass up here, now!
25016 Catalina PIG!
25017 CJ Catalina? Is that you?
25018 CJ Hey.
25019 Catalina Tiny-balled idiota!
25020 CJ Catalina! Eh, I know it's you. What's eating you, baby?
25021 Catalina I don't love you no more!
25022 CJ Well hey, let's just...
25023 CJ Hello?
25024 CJ Hey, is CJ!
25025 Catalina I know it's you, you stinking perro!
25026 CJ Look, just say what you gotta say.
25027 CJ I ain't interested in these stupid games!
25028 Catalina Stupid games? This is my heart you play with!
25029 CJ What? Look, you...
25030 CJ Damn! Gotta change my number!
25031 Catalina Hello, Claude, baby.
25032 Catalina I thought I call to say how much I love you
25033 Catalina and how well endowed you are!
25034 CJ Yo, Catalina, it's Carl.
25035 CJ I think you got the wrong number.
25036 Catalina Oh, Carl!
25037 Catalina So sorry, it is such an easy mistake to make,
25038 Catalina especially when I am so light-headed with love, and lust.
25039 CJ Yeah, well I,
25040 Catalina No time, byeeee!
25041 CJ Eh, wassup.
25042 Catalina (Heavy breathing)
25043 CJ Hello?
25044 Catalina Yes, Claude, faster, harder, DEEPER!
25045 Catalina Oh, yes, yes, yes, YES!
25046 CJ Catalina! You sick! Get help!
25047 Catalina And you, Carl, you are jealous!
25200 CJ Hey, who is this?
25201 Cesar What's up homie? It's Cesar Vialpando cabron, que honda?
25202 CJ You seen Kendl?
25203 Cesar Yeah, she's around. Pero mira, I was just hitting you up to say that you drive good and you like cars, eh, so eh...
25204 CJ Yeah, I guess, where we going with this?
25205 Cesar Well yeah, you wanna make something, a little money?
25206 CJ Does the Pope shit in the woods?
25207 Cesar I don't know, but if you do want a little extra, there's plenty money to be made racing.
25208 CJ You're talking illegal street racing, hell yeah!
25209 Cesar No hoopties, holmes, just lowriders.
25210 Cesar Nice ones. It gotta be nice, or you don't get in, eh.
25211 CJ OK, I'm in. When and where?
25212 Cesar Drop by the spot in El Corona, I'll take you to the meet, vouch for you. These guys...
25213 Cesar These guys can be very nervous to new racers, eh.
25214 CJ Now whos the loser?
25215 Cesar Hey, I guess I am holmes
25216 CJ Ooh shit, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl.
25217 CJ We got this thing going since we were kids.
25218 Cesar That's ok ese
25219 Cesar You drove good today.
25220 CJ Yeah, thanks.
25221 Cesar Anyway, I call to invite you over.
25222 CJ Eerr, OK, what you got planned?
25223 Cesar You wanna see my garage? I got some beer.
25224 CJ Yeah, OK.
25225 Cesar Bring a nice car, holmes, Ill tune it up for you
25226 CJ For sure. Ill see you later.
25227 CJ Eh
25228 Cesar Hey, CJ, it's Cesar, man.
25229 CJ I'm kinda busy now, something big going down.
25230 Cesar Ese, I got to see you, holmes, tell you something.
25231 CJ Look, if it's about Kendl, don't worry, we cool, a'right?
25232 Cesar No. CJ you gotta come and see something.
25233 Cesar Something important, eh.
25234 CJ Well it's gonna have to wait...
25235 Cesar This can't wait, holmes. If I tell you, you won't believe it, ese, I swear.
25236 Cesar So you gotta come and see right now
25237 CJ Ahh, OK, I got about five, so it better be good, where you at?
25238 Cesar I'm under the freeway northside of Verdant Bluffs.
25239 Cesar Keep it on the dl homie
25240 CJ Cesar, it's me.
25241 Cesar Carl. You alright, holmes?
25242 Cesar Your sister's been worried. I heard some shit went down.
25243 CJ Yeah. Los Santos is dangerous right now.
25244 CJ I'm out in the middle of... I don't know...
25245 CJ of Whetstone, wherever that is.
25246 Cesar Don't know Whetstone too well.
25247 Cesar I got some family out near there, I think.
25248 Cesar But at least you ain't in jail, holmes. Shit's fucked up with your brother, ese.
25249 CJ You be careful and look after Kendl.
25250 Cesar Don't worry about me, man.
25251 Cesar You worry about the man who tries to fuck with my woman.
25252 Cesar I got some back up coming out to protect you.
25253 Cesar My cousin. Really intense, holmes. Trust me.
25254 Cesar Meet them over at the diner in Dillimore over in Red County.
25255 Cesar You won't miss them.
25256 CJ Eh.
25257 Cesar Carl, it's Cesar.
25258 CJ Whassup?
25259 Cesar Bad stinking shit, that's wassup, holmes.
25260 CJ What's wrong, where's Kendl, is she OK?
25261 Cesar She's with me, she's OK for now.
25262 Cesar The Varrios Los Aztecas; it's all over.
25263 Cesar There's a price on my head, maybe Kendl's too.
25264 CJ What happened?
25265 Cesar Trust respect, honor; they don't mean jack in Los Santos now.
25266 Cesar My OG's, my eses, all dead or in hiding, eh.
25267 CJ Get out of town.
25268 CJ Head over to Angel Pine, rent you and Kendl a trailer and I'll meet you there.
25269 Cesar OK, I just got some shit to take care of and,
25270 CJ No! Just get my sister out of town and someplace safe!
25271 CJ Don't shit with me on this one, I can't lose her, man!
25272 Cesar Sure thing, holmes, We'll see you in Angel Pine.
25273 CJ Hey Cesar. Whattup?
25274 Cesar I got the low-down on Smoke's yay!
25275 Cesar Word is, every Monday and Friday the cash leaves Los Santos for San Fierro.
25276 Cesar Then every Wednesday and Saturday a courier takes the yay back to Big Smoke.
25277 CJ OK, I'll keep an eye out for them.
25278 CJ See if I can't spoil their little party.
25279 CJ A'ight man.
25280 CJ 'Sup.
25281 Cesar The cash is leaving Los Santos again.
25282 CJ OK, I'm on it!
25283 CJ Gonna have to let this one slide, man, got too much shit on my plate.
25284 CJ Hey, Cesar.
25285 CJ Hey, Cesar.
25286 CJ The yay leaving San Fierro, right?
25287 Cesar Right. But they're using bikes, CJ, and they go cross country!
25288 CJ OK, I'm gonna see what I can dig up.
25289 CJ Aw shit, Im tied up right now. Were gonna have to get em next time, dude.
25290 Cesar Hey, holmes, I been busy!
25291 CJ Cesar! Whasup?
25292 Cesar I can smell nitrous oxide from a mile off.
25293 Cesar Racing, my friend. Cars.
25294 Cesar Not beautiful cars, but fast, man, fast!
25295 CJ What are you talking about?
25296 Cesar Street racers, from San Fierro.
25297 Cesar They meet out here to tear up the black top. No chota, no chota choppers.
25298 Cesar You wanna make some money?
25299 CJ Does the Pope shit in the woods?
25300 Cesar Why you keep asking me that, holmes?
25301 Cesar I told you, I dunno. Where his holiness does his business is his business.
25302 Cesar Just get a fast car and meet me and Kendl just south of Montgomery.
25303 Cesar See you, man.
25304 Cesar CJ.
25305 CJ You got it.
25306 Cesar Hey, my cousin just called me.
25307 Cesar He gave me a tip about a Balla car going San Fierro to score yay.
25308 CJ Shit, we gotta find out who's supplyin' those cats.
25309 Cesar Read your mind, holmes,
25310 Cesar I picked them up at the Mulholland Intersection and I'm trailing them now.
25311 CJ OK, I'm coming to meet you.
25312 Cesar Better make it fast, holmes, these boys aren't hanging around!
25313 CJ Ive got an idea - Ill be there in a minute.
25314 CJ Eh Cesar!
25315 Cesar Hey, dude, whassup?
25316 CJ I need you to meet me at Pier 69.
25317 CJ We're going to take down the Loco Syndicate.
25318 Cesar OK, holmes. You need some backup?
25319 CJ No, man, I got it covered!
25400 CJ Hey, girl.
25401 Denise Chickenhead asshole!
25402 CJ What? Denise?
25403 Denise Don't even think about sweet-talking me, you no good crack pusher!
25404 CJ What? What you on about, girl?
25405 Denise I'd heard the rumors about you Grove Street cluckers, about Big Smoke an' all,
25406 Denise but I thought I'll give this boy a chance.
25407 Denise But all my friends were right.
25408 Denise Only some base-pushing asshole would treat a girl like this!
25409 CJ Now wait a minute!
25410 Denise Can it, Carl. We're over, finished.
25411 Denise Yo, Carl, it's me, Denise. Whassappening? We gonna hang out or what?
25412 CJ OK sure, baby, I'll swing by and pick you up!
25413 Denise Whattup Carl? It's Denise, you down for doing some shit?
25414 CJ I hear you, baby! I'll drop by later.
25415 Denise Homie, it's Denise. I need some attention - don't make me come and put a cap in yo'ass!
25416 CJ I'm sorry I've been neglecting my girl! Get ready, I'm gonna come pick you up.
25417 Denise Carl, it's Denise. Where you been, baby, I'm getting lonely!
25418 CJ Eh, Denise, baby, I'm gonna treat you so good. I'll pick you up later.
25419 Denise Hey, it's Denise. You gonna come 'round and make me feel special?
25420 CJ Hey baby, I've been busy but, uh, I'm gonna to come 'round there and make it up to you, a'ight!
25421 Denise CJ, its me, Denise! I'm getting real lonely here without you. Maybe I should date one of your friends instead.
25422 Denise Please, CJ, don't treat me like some worthless trash! I miss you honey!
25423 Denise C'mon, CJ, please! Don't treat me like a ho. I'm a homegirl, not a ho. Come on.
25600 Machine being operated
25601 Object being dropped
25602 Something being dropped
25603 Short collision sound
25604 Impact with a bin
25800 access granted
25801 Slurping
26000 Extra Mechanic Welcome to the Advanced Motorcycle School
26001 Extra Mechanic To pass you must score BRONZE or higher in all 6 tests.
26002 Extra Mechanic Welcome to the Advanced Driving School.
26003 Extra Mechanic To pass you must score BRONZE or higher in all 12 tests.
26004 Extra Mechanic To view a demonstration of each test, please use the TV over there.
26005 Extra Mechanic Passing a test will unlock the next test in the training program.
26006 Extra Mechanic You can come back and check your scores or take new tests at any time.
26007 Extra Mechanic You looking for the lowrider meet?
26008 Extra Mechanic Didn't think you were...
26009 Extra Mechanic They're just over there, you blind?
26200 Helena Carl, its Helena, come on, we gotta hang out again soon.
26201 Helena Carl, please, it's Helena - we gotta hang out again soon. Partying, you know.
26202 Helena Carl, c'est moi, Helena, come on, please, don't be a bastard!
26203 CJ Johnson's the name and loving's my game!
26204 Helena You bastard waste of space!
26205 CJ Helena? Whoa, now, I thought you was somebody else!
26206 Helena Another ho, or one of your gang banging chums?
26207 CJ Chums? Girl you gotta get out more!
26208 Helena Well if the option is getting out with you or shooting my own leg off, I'm reaching for the gun!
26209 CJ Look, Helena, girl c'mon!
26210 Helena Don't you 'girl' me! I'm not one of your ghetto friends! In fact,
26211 Helena Goodbye, Carl Johnson!
26212 CJ Helena gimme a break! Helena? Shit.
26213 Helena Im not your friend at all!
26214 Helena Carl? Hey, it's Helena. Are we going to hang out again soon?
26215 CJ Hey, Helena! I'll be over as soon as I can!
26216 Helena Carl? Hey, I've been working hard and I'd love to relax again soon.
26217 CJ Helena! Hold tight, baby, I'm coming on over!
26218 Helena Carl, it's Helena! Hey you wanna have a little fun again soon?
26219 CJ Hey Helena, I've missed you, baby! I'm coming over as soon as I can!
26220 Helena Carl, it's Helena! You think you can show me a good time? You naughty little man!
26221 CJ No sweat, baby, I'm there before you know it!
26222 Helena Carl! I've been working sooo hard and I just need the attention of a dashing young man!
26223 CJ Helena, baby, I was just thinking of calling you! I'll be right over there to get you!
26400 Hernandez Carl, it's officer Hernandez
26401 CJ Who?
26402 Hernandez Officer Hernandez.
26403 Hernandez I work with Tenpenny and Pulaski.
26404 CJ Oh, the bitch, what the hell you want?
26405 Hernandez Hey, show me some respect, boy.
26406 CJ Go fuck yourself, you just they bitch!
26407 Hernandez You watch your tone, boy.
26408 Hernandez Now listen. I've got a message from Officer Tenpenny.
26409 Hernandez Don't try and leave town, that would be a big mistake.
26410 Hernandez You hear me?
26411 Hernandez We're watching you.
26412 CJ Whatever you say, bitch.
26600 CJ Yeah, what?
26601 Jethro Yo, man, it's Jethro, dude!
26602 CJ Hey Jethro, whattup?
26603 Jethro Well, I was talking to Cesar, and uh, well don't get me wrong, dude,
26604 Jethro I mean, you are one out there dude, when it comes to driving, man,
26605 Jethro but Cesar, he told us how many cars you get through, dude,
26606 Jethro and me and Dwaine were, like, whooaaa!
26607 CJ What is your point, Jethro?
26608 Jethro No point, man, no point!
26609 Jethro Just that there's an advanced driving school, like,
26610 Jethro just up the road from the garage, man, like in Doherty.
26611 CJ Driving school? Man, exactly what you trying to say, man?
26612 Jethro NOTHING, man! Nothing. It was Dwaine's idea.
26613 Jethro I think you're, like, y'know, cool and shit.
26614 Jethro I better go, CJ, I'll see you later.
26615 Jethro Yo, CJ, it's, like, Jethro, dude!
26616 CJ Hey Jethro, how is it?
26617 Jethro Yo, dude, the garage is coming along nicely, man.
26618 Jethro But I rang about something else.
26619 Jethro There's an unofficial street racing club in San Fierro.
26620 CJ Unofficial, as in 'illegal', right?
26621 Jethro I don't know what you're talking about, dude.
26622 Jethro Anyhoo, they meet up around the driving school someplace.
26623 Jethro Thought you might, y'know, like to know.
26624 CJ Thanks, Jethro. I'm a think about it, and I'll holla at you.
26625 CJ Later, man.
26626 CJ Hello!
26627 Jethro Yo, it's Jethro, man.
26628 Jethro Listen, me an' Cesar have used our contacts to, like, get a wish list of cars,
26629 Jethro but we'll need to turn them around real quick, dude.
26630 Jethro Now there's a showroom round the block that's come up for sale
26631 Jethro and I thought it would be a good idea to make things look as legitimate as possible.
26632 CJ Yeah, that's a great idea man, I'm a look in to it.
26633 CJ I'm a holla at you.
26800 Jizzy Partner.
26801 CJ Jizzy. What's going on?
26802 Jizzy Well, my business associates, they need a little assistance.
26803 Jizzy And I thought of you, friend.
26804 Jizzy Meet T-Bone at the gas station next to the docks in the Easter Basin.
26805 Jizzy He's waiting for you in a 4-door sedan.
26806 Jizzy Excuse me, partner, I got a call coming in. Arrivederci.
26807 CJ Yeah, whatever you say. Bye.
26808 Jizzy Eh.
26809 Jizzy Loser!
26810 Jizzy Yeah, yeah, Kendl.
26811 Jizzy Will you ever grow up?
27000 CJ Eh.
27001 Kendl Loser!
27002 CJ Yeah, yeah, Kendl.
27003 CJ Will you ever grow up?
27004 Kendl I will when you will.
27005 CJ OK, it's a deal.
27006 CJ Tell Cesar next time I'm gonna be in a faster car!
27007 Kendl It won't help you, LOSER!
27008 CJ Goodbye.
27009 CJ Hello.
27010 Kendl Hey, what's up, Carl?
27011 CJ Hey Kendl, wassup?
27012 Kendl Nothing - just thought I'd wish you luck.
27013 Kendl We're gonna drive back to uh San Fierro first,
27014 Kendl Wanna check things out there before we hook up with you guys in Los Santos.
27015 CJ Alright cool, you be careful.
27016 Kendl I'll be fine, I got Cesar and Madd Dogg to keep me safe.
27017 Kendl You be careful.
27018 CJ I will. I'll see you in Los Santos.
27200 CJ Halo
27201 Kent Paul Awright, Carl - it's me, Paulo.
27202 Kent Paul Listen, Rosie's in a tangle
27203 Kent Paul and I think you're the geezer to sort it out for us, OK, sunshine?
27204 Kent Paul Slip round the office and see me, double quick.
27205 CJ Yeah, thanks man, I appreciate the opportunity.
27400 OG Loc No way, we gotta strip them out the van first!
27401 OG Loc Man, hold on CJ, Ill call you back.
27402 CJ Loc, man, dont be playin with me!
27403 OG Loc Cool it, CJ, cool it.
27404 CJ Half of Los Santos looking for this damn van.
27405 OG Loc OK, OK. Drop it off at LBs garage and commerce.
27406 CJ Thank you
27407 OG Loc Dont mention it,
27408 OG Loc All yall stressin it.
27409 OG Loc When youre over sixty,
27410 OG Loc You gotta - click.
27411 CJ Ah shut up. Motherfucker.
27412 OG Loc Hey CJ, word up, G!
27413 CJ Hey, Loc.
27414 OG Loc This party is jumping! We got a gang of crazy ass bitches in the house!
27415 OG Loc You comin' over, homie?
27416 CJ I don't know man, I had some plans tonight.
27417 OG Loc But we had a big disaster. I won't be rappin', my mic's broken!
27418 CJ Oh, OK. I'm gonna come over right now then.
27419 CJ Ah Loc, what's up now man?
27420 OG Loc One of Madd Dogg's chauffeurs just left the Burger Shot across town.
27421 OG Loc Said he was headed over to the Music Awards!
27422 CJ Good lookin'. I'm a see if I can catch up with them.
27600 CJ Johnson by name, Johnson by nature!
27601 Michelle You got that right, dick-for-brains!
27602 CJ Hey, Michelle, what's up, baby?
27603 Michelle You don't know? Carl, you are a walking passion killer!
27604 Michelle You haven't got a clue what a woman wants or how a lady likes to be treated!
27605 CJ C'mon, Michelle, I'm a fool for you, girl!
27606 Michelle Fool's the word, alright, pig-headed asshole fool!
27607 Michelle We're over, OK? Don't bother coming 'round no more!
27608 CJ Michelle, baby... Michelle?
27609 Michelle Hey, Carl, it's Michelle. You want to come over and talk cam shafts?
27610 CJ Hey, Michelle! I'm a come get you in my new whip
27611 Michelle CJ, it's Michelle! I was thinking of going for a ride or something, you want to?
27612 CJ Michelle! Baby, I'm coming over there for a date you'll never forget!
27613 Michelle Hey CJ, it's Michelle, what's going on, man? You wanna come over?
27614 CJ Hey, sweet cheeks, get ready, cuz I'm coming over there!
27615 Michelle It's me, Michelle! Get over here and put your charm to good use, man!
27616 CJ Hey, baby, I've missed you too! I'm gonna come by your spot as soon as I can!
27617 Michelle Hi CJ! What you up to? You wanna go someplace, maybe?
27618 CJ My love, my dreams, baby! Stay right where you at, I'm coming over!
27619 Michelle Hey CJ, it's Michelle. C'mon over and pick me up!
27620 Michelle Hey, it's Michelle, come over CJ, I miss you!
27621 Michelle Pick me up, CJ, pick me up! I miss you, man!
27800 Millie I knocked off an hour ago - let's party!
27801 CJ This better be good!
27802 Millie 'Fraid not, Carl. I don't want to see you any more.
27803 CJ What? Why? What I do?
27804 Millie You treat me like shit. You dress like shit.
27805 Millie You wine and dine like shit.
27806 CJ But... but... well... shit...
27807 Millie It's unanimous then, Carl Johnson is a shit. See you around, Carl!
27808 CJ Do NOT say, "like a doughnut!"
27809 Millie Like a big round shit.
27810 CJ Shit.
27811 CJ Millie, whassup?
27812 Millie Hey Carl, just called to say that last night was terrific.
27813 CJ Likewise, baby, likewise.
27814 Millie Listen, I thought about that little scheme you told me about.
27815 Millie Don't worry, I haven't told anybody, not even my mom.
27816 Millie I've left the key card and the door code in my bedroom.
27817 Millie Im going out of town for a while, so you can make it look like a burglary.
27818 CJ Millie, girl, you will NOT regret this!
27819 Millie I know, because I'm getting a cut, right?
27820 CJ Sure thing, Millie, sure thing. I'll see you right.
27821 Millie OK, you got it.
27822 Millie Hi, Carl, you want to go out?
27823 CJ Oh hi, Millie! I'm gonna come to your spot and scoop you!
27824 Millie Hey, Carl, let's hit the town or something!
27825 CJ Millie, I was just thinking how naughty you must have been - I'll be over there in five!
27826 Millie CJ! You forgotten about me?
27827 CJ Millie Perkins, the perfect girl! Hold tight, I'll be right over there!
27828 Millie Carl Johnson, have you been a good boy?
27829 CJ Well hi, Millie! Don't move yo'sweet ass, I'm coming right over!
27830 Millie CJ, I think I've been a VERY naughty girl!
27831 CJ I was just thinking about you, Millie! Be over your place as quick as!
27832 Millie CJ, let's go out someplace!
27833 Millie Hey CJ, let's do something!
28000 Wheel screech
28200 CJ Whatchu want, Pulaski?
28201 CJ Why would I want to leave?
28202 CJ I love it here
28203 CJ Hey Eddie, before you go..
28204 CJ Go fuck your self, you thick bread neck chump
28400 Rosenberg Carl? It's me, Ken.
28401 Rosenberg The Leone family has made their move! Salvatore's here, now!
28402 Rosenberg their move! Salvatores here,
28403 Rosenberg He's taken over Caligula's!
28404 Rosenberg We're screwed! It's war for control of Venturas, man, War! WAR!
28405 Rosenberg There's word of some Triad visit or something that should keep him busy. I'm calling from the bathroom, I gotta go, I really gotta go.
28406 CJ He-ello?
28407 Rosenberg You've hung us out to dry, I know it!
28408 CJ Rosenberg?
28409 Rosenberg Yeah. Soon to be wearing concrete shoes in a shallow grave in the desert, Rosenberg!
28410 Rosenberg I'm surprised you remember!
28411 CJ Look, I haven't forgotten you guys, just hang in there.
28412 Rosenberg Easy for you to say, this Salvatore guy might whack me at any moment.
28413 CJ Hey Ken, how you doin'?
28414 Rosenberg (sniff) Who is this?
28415 CJ It's Carl, Carl Johnson!
28416 Rosenberg Hey, Carl! Great! (sniff)
28417 Rosenberg Guys, it's Carl! Ga-great! I'm-- (sniff)
28418 Rosenberg Fucking great! Fucking amazing!
28419 CJ Yeah, well, I've got a need for an accountant and a sound engineer
28420 CJ and I thought of you and Paul.
28421 Rosenberg Fucking amazing!
28422 Rosenberg Paul's great with figures and I'd make a fucking amazing producer!
28423 Rosenberg This is (sniff) this fucking great! It's amazing!
28424 CJ Yeah, yeah, whatever you say man, but look.
28425 CJ See you soon.
28426 Rosenberg Fucking amazing!
28427 CJ Just come over to the mansion, and Im gonna page you with the address.
28600 CJ Hello?
28601 Salvatore Hey, Carl my boy!
28602 CJ Mr. Leone.
28603 Salvatore Everybody's talking about the job you did on that St. Mark's Bistro!
28604 CJ Thank you, Mr. Leone.
28605 Salvatore And you, er, you took care of those three loose ends?
28606 CJ Yeah those poor saps ran into a little trouble along the way.
28607 CJ You won't be hearing from Mr. Rosenberg again.
28608 Salvatore Good boy! Good boy!
28609 Salvatore Now listen, you're going to have to keep a low profile or people will start to make connections,
28610 Salvatore so let's keep our distance for a while, eh?
28611 Salvatore I'll call you.
28612 CJ Thank you, Mr. Leone.
28613 CJ 'Ssup?
28614 Salvatore You two-bit, backstabbing, piece of eggplant shit!
28615 CJ Salvatore!
28616 CJ Nice to hear from you, too!
28617 Salvatore You're dead! Your friends are dead! Your family's dead!
28618 Salvatore I'm gonna fuck you up, and your children and your grandchildren!
28619 CJ Well, it's been nice talking to ya,
28620 CJ but I got some money needs spending on some expensive trash.
28621 CJ so if you'll excuse me.
28622 Salvatore You're dead! DEAD!
28800 Big Smoke Yo Carl, it's Smoke.
28801 CJ Hey smoke
28802 Big Smoke Hey Carl, I don't mean no disrespect so don't take it like that
28803 Big Smoke Uh, I gotta give you some advice.
28804 CJ What?
28805 Big Smoke The gym my friend. You're letting yourself go.
28806 CJ That's a bit much, coming from you.
28807 Big Smoke Hey look, Carl, I'm big boned. But I'm still an athlete.
28808 Big Smoke You're letting yourself go my friend. And to be honest with you, it's breaking my heart.
28809 CJ Gimme a break, I ain't as fat as you.
28810 Big Smoke I'm trying, I'm trying! And I'm trying to help you help yourself, my brother. The gym, Carl. You hear me?
28811 CJ Screw you, man.
29000 CJ Hey Sweet, I was just looking for you man, wassup?
29001 Sweet I been with some girl and now Im stuck.
29002 CJ haha I ain't about to come and help raise you up out of that
29003 Sweet No, CJ, that aint what I meant.
29004 Sweet Shes Seville Boulevard Familes,
29005 Sweet And we aint cool no more..
29006 Sweet They all over the streets outside her house and I aint heated!
29007 CJ Yo dick still dropping you in it, Bro!
29008 CJ Ill see what I can do.
29009 CJ Be ready to run when I holla, alright?
29010 Sweet Thats my nigga! Ill be ready!
29011 Sweet Oh, and swing by Emmets, you might need a nine!
29012 Sweet We'll be taking cover inside
29013 CJ What's up?
29014 Sweet CJ, its Sweet.
29015 Sweet I thought you were on top of that problem.
29016 CJ Which problem?
29017 CJ I got problems knee deep
29018 Sweet Hey, man, theres pushers all over Ganton.
29019 Sweet I though you was going to put in time for your hood, man.
29020 CJ Tss, dont sweat me, bro. Im on it.
29021 Sweet I hope so.
29022 Sweet cause a lot of homies falling to that rock!
29023 CJ Like I said, Im on it.
29024 CJ Yeah?
29025 Sweet You seen your soul just recently?
29026 Sweet You seen what the streets are like?
29027 CJ What you talking about?
29028 Sweet Damn base-heads!
29029 Sweet The Grove Street Families needs OGs,
29030 Sweet Not whacked-out chickenheads!
29031 Sweet They wont roll when they so high!
29032 CJ I'll go see what I can see
29033 Sweet Well open your eyes this time!
29034 CJ Wassup?
29035 Sweet What did I tell you about keeping an eye on yohood?
29036 CJ Yeah, my bad. Shit been hectic, man.
29037 Sweet Grove Streets full of strawberries!
29038 Sweet Aint no OG out here who aint high on yay!
29039 Sweet No motherfucker gonna bang when they fry
29040 CJ Ill tell you what. Im a do a hood patrol, find the pushers, and whack em.
29041 Sweet You damn straight you will!
29042 CJ Whassup?
29043 Sweet Your fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up!
29044 CJ Sweet? What you on my back for now?
29045 Sweet I know we're mourning Moms and all,
29046 Sweet But there's no need to let yourself go, CJ.
29047 CJ So I put a little weight on, but....
29048 Sweet There's a gym I go to just up a couple of blocks from the Grove.
29049 Sweet Go check it out.
29050 CJ OK, I'm gonna see what's up, man.
29051 CJ But with the fat jokes, you're gonna give me a complex.
29052 CJ Yeah?
29053 Sweet Hey, CJ, it's Sweet.
29054 CJ Hey, whassup?
29055 Sweet If you don't respect your body, ain't nobody going to respect you!
29056 Sweet You're too skinny, CJ, you need to pack on some muscle!
29057 CJ If I wanted nagging, I'd buy a clockwork wife!
29058 Sweet Just looking out for you, homie.
29059 Sweet It's all show and respect, you know?
29060 CJ Yeah, I guess.
29061 Sweet There's a gym I go to a couple of blocks out from the Grove.
29062 Sweet Go check it out and get yo'self a gangsta's physique.
29063 CJ Later, man.
29064 CJ I'll scope it out.
29065 Sweet Youre too fat, CJ, you need some exercise.
29066 CJ Speak.
29067 Sweet I thought you was representing?
29068 CJ What?
29069 Sweet Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought you was rolling with Grove Street again.
29070 CJ Already told you I am!
29071 Sweet Well I ain't seen you in yo' colors yet!
29072 Sweet You gotta fly the flag, man!
29073 Sweet Ain't nobody gonna respect you if you ain't representing your hood!
29074 CJ Alright man, my bad. I just ain't got around to it yet.
29075 Sweet There's a Binco around the corner from the gym in Ganton, go get yourself some greens!
29076 CJ Whattup, bro?
29077 Sweet CJ, I been thinking.
29078 Sweet The city's big, but it ain't that big.
29079 Sweet Some fools know where Smoke's hiding.
29080 Sweet but as long as the Grove Street Families don't rule the streets,
29081 Sweet his money is going to mean more than our rep.
29082 CJ What you got in mind?
29083 Sweet We gotta hit those Ballas and Vagos with everything,
29084 Sweet Hit every neighborhood they got!
29085 CJ If that's the only way, I'm down for that!
29086 Sweet I'm gonna see what I can find out on the streets.
29087 CJ Much love, bro.
29088 Sweet Big love, bro.
29089 Sweet Carl, it's Sweet!
29090 CJ Hey wassup, you find Smoke?
29091 Sweet After we dumped on those Ballas the Vagos started to speak.
29092 Sweet We've got him now!
29093 Sweet He's hiding in Los Flores, or East Los Santos.
29094 Sweet Time to saddle up, CJ!
29095 CJ Alright, I'll get you, and then we'll roll over there.
29096 CJ Hello?
29097 Sweet So I understand
29098 CJ Sweet, hey, wassup?
29099 Sweet Thought I'd explain some shit.
29100 Sweet Since you been away, shit has changed 'round here.
29101 Sweet Grove Street Families ain't big no more.
29102 Sweet Seville Boulevard Families and Temple Drive Families are beefing, and split with the Grove.
29103 Sweet Now we so busy set tripping, Ballas and Vagos have taken over, so watch yo'self out there.
29104 Sweet Just because theyre wearing greens, dont mean theyre allies. Copy?
29105 CJ Yeah, I hear you.
29106 CJ Thanks for the heads up.
29107 Sweet Don't mention it.
29108 Sweet Carl, it's me.
29109 CJ Sweet, what's going on, man?
29110 Sweet Man, what the fuck you think is going on? I'm in a prison hospital, nigga!
29111 CJ I know, you alright?
29112 Sweet Hell no.
29113 Sweet You gotta do something, man.
29114 CJ I'm trying, man, I just gotta make sure Kendl's safe first.
29115 Sweet A'ight, man, I gotta go.
29116 CJ Don't worry bro, I ain't gonna leave you in there.
29117 Sweet Carl, what's up? It's your brother.
29118 CJ Eh, what's up, man, you OK?
29119 Sweet Not really.
29120 Sweet I'm stuck in a cell between two lunatics.
29121 Sweet And people keep trying to jump me.
29122 Sweet This shit ain't cool, partner.
29123 Sweet You looking after Kendl?
29124 CJ No, she's looking after me!
29125 Sweet Right, right, that's cool.
29126 CJ I'm gonna get you out of there though, man!
29127 Sweet No you ain't, nigga.
29128 Sweet I'm in for life! I guess I've grown used to it now.
29129 Sweet Who do you think you are?
29130 CJ No you not, man, I'm working shit out.
29131 CJ Whatever it takes.
29132 Sweet That's a negative. I'm through hoping.
29133 Sweet Have a nice life, brother.
29134 CJ Hold on man, I'm getting shit worked out for you, just hang in there!
29135 CJ Sweet? SWEET?
29136 CJ Shit....
29137 CJ Eh.
29138 Sweet Carl! No time to chit chat!
29139 Sweet Been seeing a Seville Families bia.
29140 Sweet Word got out on the street and the boys don't like it.
29141 Sweet I'm pinned down in the Seville hood, and we need a ride out of here, pronto!
29142 CJ Oh for sure man. Hang in there!
29143 Sweet Drive by Emmet's and get heated.
29144 CJ Whattup, Sweet?
29145 Sweet We got a problem.
29146 Sweet Some punk-ass, base-head fool has been slingin' to his Grove brothers.
29147 CJ What? Who?
29148 Sweet Check this out - he's been buying shit over in Glen Park.
29149 Sweet He know the hood is talking, and he's hiding out with his new Balla friends.
29150 CJ Shit, man, how we gonna get to him?
29151 Sweet It's time for you to announce your return, CJ!
29152 Sweet You fuck up Glen Park, and that turncoat bitch-ass nigga's gonna lose nerve, and make a break for it.
29153 CJ OK, I'm gonna come pick you up.
29154 Sweet Hell, no. This is your gig, CJ. You need some stripes.
29155 Sweet Get over to AmmuNation and get a heater.
29200 CJ What's happening?
29201 Tenpenny Don't try and hit me up with that ghetto babble, boy!
29202 CJ Officer Tenpenny. How'd you get my number?
29203 Tenpenny Ways and means, you piece of shit. You been trying to avoid me?
29204 CJ No Sir, I've just been busy that's all.
29205 Tenpenny You're not busy unless you're doing something for us, you understand?
29206 CJ Yeah. Loud and clear.
29207 Tenpenny Nice to hear it, Carl.
29208 Tenpenny Call in to the doughnut place in the middle of Market, we need to talk.
29209 Tenpenny Carl! You get that dossier?
29210 CJ Yeah, I got the files. What you want me to do with 'em?
29211 Tenpenny We need to meet up someplace quiet and take care of things.
29212 Tenpenny There's a ghost town, Las Brujas in the devil's Castle, you know it?
29213 CJ Yeah,. I'll find it.
29214 Tenpenny I know you will, I'll see you there, Carl,
29215 CJ What do you want?
29216 CJ Ah yeah, of course, all of my best friends frame me for murder
29217 CJ Yeah, I hear you
29400 CJ Yeah?
29401 Guppy CJ?
29402 CJ Who is this?
29403 Guppy I work for Woozie he told me to call you.
29404 CJ Alright, wassup?
29405 Guppy I'm rigging a car with explosives so you can take out the crack factory!
29406 Guppy Drop 'round the garage Downtown.
29407 CJ Cool. I'll be at you in a minute.
29408 CJ Eh.
29409 Guppy Mr. Johnson, it's Guppy, are you OK?
29410 CJ Yeah, it's nothing, they took the bait like morons!
29411 CJ Mr. Ran Fa Li get out alright?
29412 Guppy Yes, Woozie has taken him to safety, thank you.
29413 CJ Cool. I'll see you later, man.
29600 CJ Yes?
29601 Toreno This is a friend of yours.
29602 Toreno I've got some information relating to your brother.
29603 Toreno Come to the ranch and I'll explain.
29604 Toreno It's in Tierra Robada, cross the Garver Bridge, head South.
29605 CJ Who the fuck is this?
29606 Toreno I can't talk right now. Get your ass over here.
29607 CJ Moms always told me not to talk to strangers.
29608 Toreno And look what happened to the bitch!
29609 Toreno Now if you want your brother to sleep tonight with his tongue intact get your ass over here.
29610 Toreno Goodbye.
29611 CJ Who the fuck is this?
29612 Toreno Son, get back to the ranch and I'll explain everything.
29613 Toreno And I mean everything.
29614 CJ Can't you just tell me now?
29615 CJ I guess not.
29616 Toreno Here. Now. Don't screw around.
29617 CJ What an Asshole!
29618 Toreno Hey Carl! So what do you think of our new base of operations?
29619 CJ It's missing something.
29620 CJ Maybe a tennis court and a pool would help motivate me better.
29621 Toreno Very nice Carl, very cute.
29622 Toreno Now listen, you're going to have to learn how to fly.
29623 CJ No I ain't.
29624 Toreno Yes, actually, you are.
29625 Toreno I've set out a series of tests for you. You can access them on that TV.
29626 Toreno You're going to have to prove to me you can fly
29627 Toreno if you're going to continue working towards your brother's freedom.
29628 CJ Shit. Whatever, man....
29629 Toreno Very nice.
29630 CJ Hey, wassup?
29631 Toreno Hey, how's the flying coming along?
29632 CJ Yeah, well shit man, I was gonna holla at you about that cause, you know, I'm-
29633 Toreno Will you listen to yourself? Admit it, you're scared.
29634 CJ Maybe just a little.
29635 Toreno Until you've walked into the middle of Bedouin arms dealer's camp with nothing but a briefcase full of cash,
29636 Toreno you don't know the meaning of fear, okay?
29637 CJ Oh yeah? Try going to the swap meet in Idlewood sometime.
29638 Toreno Learn to fly, Carl.
29639 CJ What do you want, Toreno?
29640 Toreno Well, what do you want, Carl?
29641 Toreno You want your brother out of jail?
29642 CJ OK, listen, I'm trying man, I really am,
29643 Toreno I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Carl
29644 Toreno The one difference between those that tried and died
29645 Toreno and those that still walk this Earth, is belief in self
29646 Toreno Nothing is impossible, Carl.
29647 Toreno Beat your fears, focus your mind and learn to fly.
29648 CJ OK, OK, I'll-
29649 CJ TORENO?
29650 CJ Oh shit...
29651 CJ I guess Im not a natural pilot, thats all.
29652 CJ Toreno?
29653 Toreno Carl, learn to fly.
29654 CJ I'm on it, man, I swear.
29655 Toreno I'm on it man I swear', same old broken record, Carl. But that's fine...
29656 Toreno because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight.
29657 CJ Shit dude, OK, OK, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
29658 Toreno I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you. All I can hear is your brother's love cries
29659 CJ Wait! Please, man!
29660 Toreno that was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
29661 CJ OK, man, I get the message!
29662 Toreno Horse Cock Harry, And I'm sending a present, little wedding present.
29663 Toreno Big tub of lube!
29664 Toreno as eight kilometers of cock finds it's way up his ass.
29665 Toreno Aooooowww' - that's your brother, OK? No big problem.
29800 CJ Yes.
29801 Truth Carl.
29802 CJ Who is this?
29803 Truth You know me. This is The Truth.
29804 CJ No, I don't.
29805 Truth Perfection. They said you were a moron.
29806 CJ Who?
29807 Truth Okay, you can drop the act now, kid.
29808 CJ You the police?
29809 Truth No. We have a mutual friend, and business partner.
29810 CJ We do? Who?
29811 Truth Yes. Have you killed any cops lately?
29812 CJ Oh man, Tenpenny. I should have known, that asshole.
29813 Truth So, I've got a room at a motel in Angel Pine.
29814 Truth Make sure nobody follows you.
29815 CJ Whattup?
29816 Truth Hey, Carl. Dude, Now, I got that little mwah mwah you were after.
29817 Truth But, be careful man. People are listening to us.
29818 Truth I got a little green village up in the hills, come and get it.
29819 Truth Whoa man, I don't know you! I don't know you!
29820 Truth Prank caller! Prank caller!
29821 CJ Hey
29822 Truth Carl. It's me. The Truth. We got a date with destiny, man
29823 Truth In about five minutes.
29824 CJ Where you at?
29825 Truth At the old airplane graveyard you've been hanging around.
30000 CJ Hey, wassup?
30001 Woozie Hey Carl, it's Woozie.
30002 Woozie Hey, if you got some time I'd like for you to come over so we can talk about something.
30003 CJ Yeah, for sure. Where you at?
30004 Woozie I own a little betting shop in Chinatown.
30005 Woozie Just come 'round and introduce yourself.
30006 Woozie My people will be expecting a visit.
30007 CJ It's a plan, man.
30008 CJ Later.
30009 Woozie Carl, it's Woozie, I've got some information for ya.
30010 CJ Hey Woozie, what's the business?
30011 Woozie My man found that van you were looking for, by the helipad downtown.
30012 CJ And Toreno?
30013 Woozie Yep, he's there.
30014 Woozie Apparently, he's about to take some merchandise and cut out by helicopter.
30015 Woozie They've already started loading boxes.
30016 CJ Something about Toreno don't add up.
30017 CJ I'm gonna go look at this airstrip.
30018 CJ Holler back if you hear something.
30019 CJ Hey, wassup?
30020 Woozie Carl, it's Woozie
30021 CJ Hey, how are things after, you know.
30022 Woozie Plans are a foot.
30023 Woozie Listen, sometimes I take an aerial tour of the city,
30024 Woozie it helps to get above it all and see things in perspective.
30025 Woozie I thought you might wanna come along.
30026 CJ Yeah, man, I can get down with that.
30027 Woozie Well meet up at the airport, see you soon.
30028 CJ Fo' sho'
30029 CJ Hello?
30030 Woozie Carl, it's Woozie!
30031 CJ Hey, Woozie, man, what you been up to?
30032 Woozie Come along and see for yourself.
30033 Woozie I got a little business proposition for you.
30034 Woozie Come over and see the setup, my friend.
30035 CJ OK, for sure, I like that.
30036 Woozie Like it? You're gonna love it!
30037 Woozie It's the Four Dragons Casino in Las Venturas.
30038 Woozie I'll see you soon, yeah?
30039 CJ Yeah, OK.
30040 CJ Hello?
30041 Woozie Hey, CJ, what's up with you?
30042 Woozie Are we doing this heist or are you going soft on me again.
30043 CJ Hey, check it. Them fools been shipped out of the Venturas,
30044 CJ Salvatore think I'm cool, so it's on.
30045 CJ I'll meet you back at the 'Dragons.
30046 Woozie OK, cool.
30047 Woozie Later.
30048 CJ Eh, wassup, man?
30049 CJ Hey, wassup man?
30050 Woozie You get that pass key yet?
30051 CJ Nah, but I'm working on it.
30052 Woozie What's the problem, friend?
30053 Woozie Just get her in the sack, make her happy and grab the card!
30054 CJ Eh, you should know you can't rush the seduction of a lady.
30055 Woozie Okay, just gimme a call when you've got it.
30056 CJ A'ight.
30057 CJ Hello?
30058 Woozie What's the hold up with that security pass, CJ?
30059 CJ There's been a slight setback.
30060 Woozie What kind of setback?
30061 CJ Well, more of an unfortunate accident.
30062 CJ It's Millie, she's dead.
30063 Woozie What the fuck? How?
30064 CJ Well, we was hanging out, and shit got fucked up.
30065 CJ That's all I'm sayin'.
30066 Woozie Well her pass will probably be in her house!
30067 Woozie You gotta break in and get it!
30068 CJ Shit, you're right.
30069 CJ Hey, I'm a call you when I get the card.
30070 Woozie Carl, it's me.
30071 Woozie You the man!
30072 Woozie Get back to the Four Dragons and we can get on with this thing!
30073 CJ See you in a minute.
30074 CJ Woozie, I got the passcard!
30075 CJ Woozie
30076 CJ Yeah, is nothin'. They took the bate like morons
30077 CJ Mr. Ran Fa Li get out alright?
30078 CJ Cool, I see you later man
30079 CJ Well, more of a romantic fuck up.
30080 CJ It's Millie, she's dumped me.
30081 CJ I know, I know, how could she dump a catch like me?
30082 CJ There's no accounting for taste.
30200 CJ Hello, Carl Johnson, friend to all the ladies!
30201 Katie So I've heard, you piece of shit!
30202 CJ Katie? Katie! Hey, girl, I was just about to call you!
30203 Katie You're always 'just about to call' me you cheap bastard!
30204 CJ Look, baby, I know I've been a dog, but shit I've been out here-
30205 Katie Can it! I've given you chance after chance, but I'm not taking any more shit,
30206 Katie I deserve better than you!
30207 CJ Katie, sweet baby, you gotta give me one last chance!
30208 Katie Too late, Carl, you blew it!
30209 Katie Hey, Carl, it's Katie. You wanna go do something soon, I'm bored?
30210 CJ Katie! I'll be over as soon as I finish up here.
30211 Katie Carl, it's Katie, when you going to take me out, huh?
30212 CJ Hey, Katie, I was just thinking about you! I'll drop by later and we can go out.
30213 Katie Hi, it's me, Katie! I got a bit of spare time, and was wondering if you would take me out?...
30214 CJ Oh hey baby! Get ready, I'll pick you up real soon, a'ight?
30215 Katie Carl? It's Katie! Let's go out!
30216 CJ Katie, I was just about to call you! I'm gonna swing by and scoop you.
30217 Katie Hey babe, it's Katie. Let's go out up town or something!
30218 CJ Hey sweet thang! I'm coming over to take you out - get ready!
30219 Katie Hey, CJ, it's Katie, take me out, take me out!
30220 Katie Hey CJ, it's Katie, I wanna see you, baby!
30221 Katie Hi, it's Katie, I really miss you, baby, come pick me up!
30400 CJ Yeah, what?
30401 Zero Sorry, Carl, are you busy?
30402 CJ Zero? No man, good to hear from you. Wassup?
30403 Zero Disaster! My landlord is selling the shop!
30404 Zero I'll have nowhere to live and no safe haven from Berkley...
30405 CJ Ahhh, I'm looking to invest in some property at the moment.
30406 CJ Maybe I'll swing by.
30407 CJ Hello.
30408 Zero Carl! It's Zero!
30409 CJ Oh, hi Zee, you wasn't around when I signed the deeds.
30410 Zero Yes, I know. I was on a dangerous reconnaissance mission, deep into enemy territory.
30411 CJ Uh, yeah right, sure. Whatever you say.
30412 CJ should come through and have a look at the business, y'know.
30413 Zero Oh, of course, of course.
30414 Zero I'll have to tidy up a bit, this place is such a mess!
30415 CJ Don't worry about it.
30416 CJ I'll drop in soon.
30600 Radar warning
30800 GTA3/Vice City sound: picking up a pickup
30801 GTA Vice City pick up sound effect
30802 Vice City Sound
30803 Vice City Sound
31000 Door bell
31001 Window rattle
31200 ITB Machine SFX Bet Zero
31201 ITB Machine SFX Increased bet
31202 ITB Machine SFX Loser!
31203 ITB Machine SFX No cash
31204 ITB Machine SFX Place bet
31205 ITB Machine SFX Winner!
31400 Heavy sex breathing
31600 Pool Player Let's make a little wager.
31601 Pool Player Game of pool ain't the same without a little money involved.
31602 Pool Player Show me the color of your money
31603 Pool Player I'll only play you if you want to make it interesting.
31604 Pool Player You want to place a small wager?
31605 Pool Player C'mon, put your money where your mouth is playa.
31800 Pool balls colliding
31801 Pool sound
31802 Pool ball noise
31803 Ball hitting floor noise
31804 Cup on table?
31805 Basketball bounce
31806 Pool balls hitting
31807 Chalking cue
31808 Pool ball hits cushion
31809 Pool ball hits cushion
31810 Pool hit white
32000 Rachet being operated
32200 Eating sound effect
32201 Puke
32400 Wood breaking
32401 Ceiling vent opened
32402 Heli cuts ped
32600 Trailer hook up
32800 CJ Shit's real fucked up, man.
32801 Sweet Yeah, but we gonna handle this ourselves.
32802 Sweet There ain't no justice, man.
32803 Sweet How does scum like Tenpennny stay on the streets?
32804 CJ Man, I dunno, just the way shit stacked I guess.
32805 Sweet Man, this is fucked up. We should take that bastard down ourselves.
32806 CJ And we will Sweet.
32807 CJ Shit, look at this place, even old ladies robbing shit!
32808 Sweet I guess it's better than staying home and watching the shopping channel.
32809 CJ Yeah, go out there and get yourself a bargain!
32810 Sweet So who's the weird Brit?
32811 CJ What? Oh, Maccer!
32812 CJ He got a little problem he can't control.
32813 Sweet What kind of problem?
32814 CJ He can't, you know, giving himself a little bit.
32815 Sweet What, you mean he likes to consult Professor Hans Jerkov?
32816 CJ Yeah, regularly.
32817 Sweet Spank the monkey?
32818 CJ Yeah!
32819 Sweet Take Palm-ela out?
32820 CJ Quit it!
32821 Sweet Burp the worm?
32822 CJ Enough, man!
32823 CJ Shit, man, people real mad!
32824 CJ Tenpenny's responsible for ALL of this!
32825 CJ As if the ghetto ain't wrecked enough!
32826 CJ Come tomorrow, most the Centrals gonna have new TVs.
32827 Sweet Look at them, like angry kids or some shit!
32828 Sweet They just tearing up their own neighborhoods!
32829 Sweet Nothing good is gonna come of this.
32830 Sweet Man, the ghetto's tearing itself apart!
32831 Sweet Put your foot down!
32832 Sweet They comin' after us!
32833 Sweet Aint this Ballas turf?
32834 Sweet Aint this Vagos country?
32835 Sweet Back up, CJ, back up!
32836 Sweet The roads blocked! Back up!
32837 Sweet Theyve barricaded the road!
32838 Sweet Stay away from the National Guard!
32839 Sweet Stay away from those soldiers, CJ!
32840 Sweet Everything's burning.
32841 Sweet Cant see shit through this smoke!
32842 CJ Shit dont look too bad...
32843 Sweet It only takes one fool to spread this shit to the Grove.
32844 Sweet I'm gonna gather up some homies, and get the hood locked down.
32845 CJ You need anything, give me a call.
32846 CJ I'm gonna check out the city and see what I can see.
32847 Sweet You be careful out there, CJ.
33000 CJ OK, so what's the plan?
33001 Cesar We're going to meet three of my veterano's over at Unity Station.
33002 CJ Three, is that all?
33003 CJ A'ight, I'm a get a couple of Family boys to come through too.
33004 Cesar Shit's real serious, man, look at the streets, eh.
33005 CJ Yeah, we better watch ourselves, man.
33006 Cesar Don't want to get caught on Ballas turf while this shit's going down.
33007 CJ Man, Tenpenny brought the Central to its knees.
33008 Cesar While we here, I, eerr, I have a question to ask you.
33009 CJ Yeah? What?
33010 Cesar Well it's... it's personal.
33011 CJ Come on, man, we're brothers, you and me.
33012 CJ You can ask me anything.
33013 Cesar OK, here goes.
33014 Cesar I want to ask Kendl the question.
33015 CJ What's the problem?
33016 CJ Call her, dude, here, use my phone.
33017 Cesar Noo, holmes, THE question!
33018 CJ What? Oh shit, you mean POP THE question.
33019 CJ Well, I'm OK with that, you know, I appreciate you asking my permission and shit, but -
33020 Cesar Nah. I know you're cool.
33021 Cesar It's Sweet that is the problem, could you talk to him?
33022 CJ Sure thing, Cesar, I'll talk to him.
33023 Cesar Thank you, CJ, that means a lot to me.
33024 Azteca Gang Member Those Vagos, man, I'm gonna cut those cacos.
33025 Azteca Gang Member Raspalo hasta el hueso!
33026 Cesar Hey, carnales, what's cracking, holmes?
33027 Azteca Gang Member Cesar! And you must be CJ.
33028 Azteca Gang Member Cesar says you cool, so we cool, holmes.
33029 Cesar OK. We will have to work our way through this neighborhood to get to my house.
33030 Cesar We're going to approach the rear alley way, ok?
33031 Cesar If we stick together those Vagos pendejos won't stand a chance!
33032 Cesar Watch each others' backs, amigos.
33033 Cesar Hasta la muerte!
33034 Azteca Gang Member HASTA LA MUERTE!
33035 Cesar That's the last of them, let's move out!
33036 Cesar Everybody OK? Lets hit em!
33037 Cesar Vagos fools didnt stand a chance!
33038 Cesar Quickly, go! GO!
33039 Cesar Follow me!
33040 Cesar Keep close!
33041 Cesar Keep together!
33042 Cesar Stay close.
33043 Cesar Keep it tight!
33044 Cesar Vagos boys!
33045 Cesar LSVs!
33046 Cesar Northside Vagos assholes!
33047 Cesar Up ahead!
33048 Cesar Nearly there!
33049 Cesar Careful, we are close!
33050 Cesar Behind us!
33051 Cesar Watch our backs!
33052 Cesar Watch your backs!
33053 Cesar On the roof tops!
33054 Cesar Theyre on the roofs!
33055 Cesar Watch that alleyway!
33056 Cesar They're coming over the walls!
33057 Cesar Vagos to our left!
33058 Cesar North side on our right!
33059 Cesar That was the easy bit, eh.
33060 Cesar Now we go into the viper's nest.
33061 Cesar This is where it gets tough.
33062 Cesar Luckily we have a little surprise up our sleeves, eh, Sunny!
33063 CJ That's a rocket launcher man! We'll bring the National Guard down on us!
33064 Cesar Look around you, CJ, the whole city is a war zone!
33065 Cesar C'mon, I want to take my house back!
33066 Azteca Gang Member Hazer!
33067 Cesar Shit, Hazer...
33068 Azteca Gang Member He is pretty bad, Cesar...
33069 Cesar Heads up! More Vagos!
33070 Azteca Gang Member Behind us!
33071 Azteca Gang Member More Vagos Behind us!
33072 Azteca Gang Member Northsiders behind us!
33073 Cesar Let's fucking finish this!
33074 CJ I'm with you man, let's take these punks!
33075 Vagos Gang Member This is a Vagos neighborhood now!
33076 Vagos Gang Member Vagos rule this varrio now - Aztecas are no more!
33077 Vagos Gang Member Find a new home, assholes, Vagos own this 'hood!
33078 Vagos Gang Member Torch those Aztecas!
33079 Vagos Gang Member Burn them!
33080 Vagos Gang Member Burn, Aztecas, burn!
33081 CJ Alright, that's the last of 'em.
33082 Cesar How is Hazer?
33083 Azteca Gang Member We need to get him to a hospital.
33084 CJ Hey, I'll take him.
33085 Cesar CJ, you have done more than enough.
33086 Cesar You should get back to Grove.
33087 CJ Alright ese, I'll see you after all this is settled down.
33088 Cesar Thank you, CJ and good luck, my friend.
33200 CJ You sure he in East Los Santos?
33201 Sweet Yeah, right on the edge of Los Flores - some old apartments and a warehouse.
33202 CJ He as good as dead, then!
33203 CJ I can't believe you bought that same bucket ass car, man!
33204 Sweet Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
33205 Sweet So this is it, huh?
33206 CJ Yeah
33207 Sweet Johnson boys sorting shit out.
33208 CJ Yeah.
33209 Sweet Nervous?
33210 CJ Yeah.
33211 Sweet Me too, me too.
33212 Sweet Yo, CJ, you lost your nerve?
33213 Sweet CJ, don't be a busta, get back in the car
33214 Sweet Get back in the car you busta
33215 Sweet You ain't getting away with this
33216 CJ Sweet, no!
33217 CJ Hang on Sweet!
33218 CJ Just keep hanging on, bro!
33219 CJ Almost got you
33220 CJ Nearly there!
33221 Sweet I ain't losin' this fool!
33222 Sweet I ain't letting this bastard go!
33223 Sweet I can't hang on much longer
33224 Sweet I'm gonna let go
33225 Sweet Fuck, that was close
33226 Sweet Oh man, that was a close call!
33227 Sweet Tenpenny, you motherfucking piece of shit!
33228 Sweet I ain't letting you get away with all you've done!
33229 Sweet I'm gonna piss on your corpse, Tenpenny!
33230 Rookie Cop This is a requisitioned police vehicle
33231 Rookie Cop You're heading for a fall
33232 Rookie Cop You ain't long for this life
33233 Rookie Cop Plead motherfucker
33234 Rookie Cop Let go, you dumb bastard!
33235 Rookie Cop Give in, it's over
33236 Sweet Fuck you, pig!
33237 Sweet Argh! My fingers!
33238 Sweet Get off me you physco
33239 Sweet Sick bastard
33240 Sweet CJ shoot this motherfucker
33241 Sweet CJ, do something!
33242 Sweet Oh, shiiiiiit
33243 Sweet Fuck no
33244 CJ Now Sweet, let go!
33245 Sweet Oh shiiiiit!
33246 CJ Gotcha!
33247 Sweet Motherfucker!
33248 CJ Take the wheel, it's payback time!
33249 Sweet Rioters on the bridge up ahead!
33250 Sweet They're dropping shit from that bridge!
33251 Sweet Riders up ahead
33252 Sweet Ballas up ahead
33253 Sweet Vagos rioters coming up!
33254 Sweet Varios riders
33255 Sweet Barricade
33256 Sweet Look out, barricade!
33257 Sweet Ah shit, oncoming traffic
33258 Sweet Shoot that bastard!
33259 Sweet Take that pig bastard down!
33260 Sweet Ah fuck, oil!
33261 Sweet Shit, water all over the road
33262 Sweet Oil!!
33263 Sweet That thing's dropping water
33264 Sweet Fire truck's dropping oil
33265 Sweet Cops on our tail!
33266 Sweet Cops up ahead!
33267 Sweet National guard
33268 Sweet National guard roadblock
33269 CJ It's over, Tenpenny, OVER!
33270 CJ I'm a stop you motherfucker!
33271 Sweet Motherfucker, SWAT tank
33272 Sweet Shoot out the tires!
33273 Sweet That's my dog!
33274 Sweet Those firetrucks are indestructible!
33275 Sweet We ain't gonna dent it!
33276 Sweet He's trying to ram us
33277 Sweet Brace yourself
33278 Sweet He's trying to run us off the road
33279 Sweet He's losing control!
33280 Sweet He's lost control!
33281 Sweet He's flipped the truck
33282 CJ We got the motherfucker!
33283 CJ He lost control!
33284 CJ Hey pigs, they supposed to fly
33285 CJ Down in flames! DOWN IN FLAMES!
33286 Sweet Some rioters after us on bikes!
33287 Sweet Crazy bikers on a rampage!
33288 Sweet Look out, CJ!
33289 Sweet Up ahead Carl, up ahead
33290 Sweet Eyes front, CJ
33291 Sweet Watch our six!
33292 Sweet Concentrate on keeping all these other lunatics off our case, CJ.
33293 Sweet I'm on Tenpenny, he ain't getting away!
33294 Sweet Where did all these assholes come from?
33295 Sweet This city's gone nuts!
33296 Sweet I'll keep up with Tenpenny, don't you worry!
33297 Sweet I'll keep up with Tenpenny, don't you worry
33298 CJ You wearing body armor, Smoke?
33299 CJ Man, I'm disappointed in you - I thought you was gangsta!
33300 Big Smoke Hey, I'm a motherfucking celebrity.
33301 Big Smoke All kinds of crazy cats out there want a piece of me!
33302 Big Smoke Shoot him! Help me!
33303 Big Smoke Somebody save the Smoke!
33304 Tenpenny Carl, you motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cocksucker!
33400 Roulette table clacker
33401 Roulette table ball
33402 Roulette Ball Sound
33403 Roulette table ball sound
33600 CJ It's already night, man you soakin' wet!
33601 Ryder Where is this old motherfucker? Where in hell is he?
33602 CJ Relax man. We ain't there yet.
33603 Ryder Yeah, right, Carl. You always right.
33604 Ryder That's my homie. Mister right.
33605 CJ Shut up.
33606 Ryder You can't stop me.
33607 CJ Who can't?
33608 Ryder Whatever.
33609 Ryder Let's storm the place.
33610 CJ Hold up. Let's creep in, grab the guns, and bounce out.
33611 Ryder Yeah, yeah, I got it - ninja style! Right...
33612 Ryder Come out you old bastard!
33613 CJ Shut up!
33614 Ryder He can't stop me, you buster, Carl!
33615 Ryder OK, fool, in you go - I'll keep watch.
33616 Ryder CJ! What we gonna get?
33617 CJ Sshhhhh! On the hush homie. They over here. Just gimme a second.
33618 CJ I thought you was gonna keep watch outside!
33619 Ryder That's a good idea! I'll be outside!
33620 CJ Lord, gimme the strength.
33621 Home Invasion Person Get off my ridge, you Viet Cong bastards!
33622 Home Invasion Person This one's for Kenny!
33623 CJ Let's get up out of here!
33624 Home Invasion Person Thieving commie bastards!
33625 Ryder Damn!
33626 CJ Let's get up out of here!
33627 Ryder Me first!
33628 Ryder That pussy called the cops!
33629 Ryder I'm gonna smoke 'em!
33630 CJ Let's just get this stuff outta here!
33631 CJ You dumb bastard sherm-head.
33632 Ryder What'd I do? You the one who woke the crazy old bastard up!
33633 Ryder We gotta lose this heat, man!
33634 Ryder There's a paint shop in Idlewood should be able to take a van this big.
33635 Ryder A'ight, now we straight.
33636 Ryder LB's got a storage garage down on Seville Boulevard Families' turf we can use.
33637 CJ I'm on it!
33638 CJ Seriously, Ryder man, you gotta give up them sticks.
33639 Ryder What? I'll give up the water if you give up being a busta.
33640 CJ Hold it right there, homie.
33641 Ryder Buster!
33642 CJ Forget it.
33643 Ryder Forget you, fool!
33644 CJ One day you're gonna wish you hadn't pissed me off!
33645 Ryder Did I hear something?
33646 Ryder Sounds like the busta complaining again!
33647 CJ Man, this is childish.
33648 Ryder Man, I ain't talking you to you no more, fool.
33649 Ryder You done fucked up again, CJ with your crazy-assed driving!
33650 Ryder Now we headed back to Pay'n'Spray!
33651 Ryder You see, I told you! Simple!
33652 CJ Yeah that was a real breeze.
33653 Ryder Say, CJ -you gotta get it in your head that this is everyday shit, homie.
33654 Ryder Listen up, no motherfucker gonna give a gangbanging carjacker like you anything for free.
33655 Ryder So you gotta go take it.
33656 Ryder All the houses in this state full of shit to rob.
33657 Ryder They're insured - they ain't gonna miss nothing.
33658 Ryder Just bring it back here and LB will give you a nice price for it.
33659 CJ OK, look, I'm tired, I'll see you later.
33660 Ryder A'ight, holmes. Just think about what I said.
33661 CJ Ryder! Buster!
33662 CJ Ryder, where the hell you at, man?
33663 CJ Mark ass Ryder!
33664 Ryder Keep it coming, CJ!
33665 Ryder What I tell y'all? We making a killing!
33666 Ryder Get back in there and strip the place!
33667 Ryder There's plenty more in there, homie.
33668 Ryder Hurry up, CJ!
33669 Ryder Take him for everything you can get!
33670 Ryder C'mon, CJ, we can empty that place!
33671 Ryder We got plenty more room in LB's van!
33672 Ryder Man, we gonna hit him up for everything he got!
33673 Ryder You a natural house-breaker, homie!
33674 Ryder C'mon, keep it up!
33675 Ryder We gonna be able to retire off of this one!
33676 Ryder One more trip, CJ, we still got time!
33800 Ryder You think you can roll this van without killing us both?
33801 CJ Just shut up and get in
33802 Ryder Hey, CJ, you ain't punking out on us again, are you?
33803 Ryder C'mon CJ, we ain't got all day!
33804 Ryder Get in and drive, motherfucker!
33805 CJ Hey, Ryder, where we going?
33806 Ryder Ocean Docks.
33807 CJ How we get this van? It wasn't outside when I came through.
33808 Ryder My homie LB, he's like a clockwork ninja! Real dependable.
33809 Ryder Unlike some of you motherfuckers...
33810 CJ Give it a rest, man.
33811 CJ I lost my little brother and now I lost my Moms.
33812 Ryder Don't matter how much shit this city throws at you, CJ, you gotta stick by yo'homies!
33813 CJ Yeah, I guess...
33814 Ryder This is the spot - National Guard Depot.
33815 CJ Man, this shit look real serious.
33816 CJ Are we up for this?
33817 Ryder It's National Guard, fool! Weekend soldiers!
33818 Ryder Ain't no match for Grove Street OGs!
33819 Ryder Now get in there and open the damn gate!
33820 Ryder Go open the motherfucking gate, CJ!
33821 Ryder Get over that wall and open the damned gate!
33822 Ryder Man, just shoot the switch next to the damn gate!
33823 Ryder Nice job, CJ, thought that was a suicide mission for sure!
33824 Ryder Now open the warehouse and keep these motherfuckers busy!
33825 CJ OK, we're in, move it, Ryder!
33826 CJ Yeah, open for business. Back that van up in here.
33827 Ryder Get out the damned way, CJ!
33828 Ryder Quit trying to kill yourself under the van!
33829 Ryder You want me to run you down, just say so!
33830 Ryder OK, homie, let's load this shit up!
33831 Ryder I'll watch our backs while you use the forklift to collect the crates.
33832 Ryder Drop em at the back of the van and Ill load em up.
33833 Ryder C'mon, CJ, we don't have all day!
33834 Ryder Get a move on, CJ!
33835 Ryder Shit's getting hot, get a move on!
33836 Ryder Giddy up, CJ!
33837 Ryder What you playing at, CJ?
33838 Ryder Hey, quit smashing the crates!
33839 Ryder We need those crates, CJ!
33840 Ryder There's more outside!
33841 Ryder They got more crates outside, CJ!
33842 Ryder Shit, CJ! Shit!
33843 Ryder CJ, help me, motherfucker!
33844 Ryder There's too many damned weekend soldiers!
33845 Ryder They're crawling out the woodwork!
33846 Ryder Punk-ass National Guard!
33847 Ryder Give me a hand CJ, I'm swampt!
33848 Ryder OK, CJ, let's roll!
33849 Ryder CJ, get up front and drive us outta here!
33850 Ryder You got the con, CJ, take us out!
33851 Ryder C'mon, CJ, we got enough!
33852 Ryder They got a storage garage up in Willowfield! GO!
33853 Ryder LB's got us a spot in Willowfield - hit the gas!
33854 Ryder Damn, man, these idiots just don't give up!
33855 CJ What's happening back there?
33856 Ryder These part time soldiers got a chip on their shoulders!
33857 CJ Nice rhymes, man.
33858 CJ Hey, we're real heavy, toss some crates!
33859 Ryder A'ight, check it out.
33860 Ryder Sound the horn, I'll throw a crate at 'em.
33861 Ryder Where you going? Buster! BUSTER!
33862 Ryder Man, I knew you was a buster all along!
33863 Ryder You ain't changed, CJ. Buster! Still a busta!
33864 Ryder I ain't throwing no more, we gotta keep some!
33865 Ryder Sorry, CJ, but we gotta keep some of these crates!
33866 CJ I ain't rolling with you no more, man, 'til you off that water, homie.
33867 CJ It mess with your mind.
33868 Ryder Whatever you say, fool. You don't know what's going on.
33869 CJ And what that mean?
33870 Ryder I ain't listening to no more of your bullshit.
33871 Ryder We got the guns. You ain't no gangster, homie.
33872 Ryder You want it smooth? You don't want no trouble. I keep it real.
33873 CJ You wouldn't know real if it came and hit you in your cheeks, homie,
33874 CJ which it could do, if it gave you a hit first.
33875 Ryder I ain't listening to you, Carl.
33876 Ryder That shit was tight!
33877 CJ Tight? Man, that shit was shit.
33878 Ryder Man, you say you down for the homies, but all you do is complain.
33879 Ryder Here, man, take your cut and get the fuck out of here!
33880 Ryder Drop it here CJ
33881 Ryder Right there man!
33882 Ryder Just put it down here, CJ!
33883 Army Personnel Hey, stop where you are!
33884 Army Personnel We've got an intruder, sound the alarm!
33885 Army Personnel You here for the shipment?
33886 Army Personnel Just back her up and Ill open the door.
33887 Army Personnel Hey, this shipment aint going out until tomorrow!
33888 Army Personnel You're a phoney!
33889 Army Personnel SOUND THE ALARM!
34000 Ryder Man, well take LBs truck!
34001 Ryder 'Ey, you down for Grove homie?
34002 Grove Street Gang Member Hell, you my dog, man!
34003 Ryder You drive, CJ - seeing as you 'Mister Driver' and all.
34004 CJ Aw, not your shit again.
34005 CJ Don't give me a hard time about my driving. I ain't got the energy for it, man.
34006 Ryder Well don't go roll the damn car over and blow us all up in flames then.
34007 CJ Aw, I ain't risin' to your shit, man.
34008 Ryder Good! Means you'll concentrate on the road, then!
34009 CJ You love to give a homie a hard time.
34010 Ryder Im like your motherfucking drill sergeant - hut one two!
34011 Ryder Just trying to keep my soldiers alive, nigga!
34012 CJ By nagging them to death?
34013 Ryder Watch the road, motherfucker! The road!
34014 Ryder Yeah, here we go!
34015 CJ That's our train alright.
34016 CJ Shit, looks like some Northside Vagos got it first!
34017 Ryder Man, Im gonna bust on them fools!
34018 Ryder Aw, what's this? We got Ballas trying to crash the party?
34019 CJ Looks like Tenpennny told every gang in South Central!
34020 Ryder Man, we gonna smoke those Balla assholes!
34021 Ryder Go check out the train, CJ.
34022 CJ Damn, what is that?
34023 Ryder Chill out, fool, we're gonna be right behind you!
34024 Ryder Throw me some boxes, CJ!
34025 Ryder I guess we can take five crates!
34026 Ryder Careful, CJ! Its explosives in those crates!
34027 Ryder Damn! Not so hard!
34028 Ryder I got it!
34029 Ryder Nice throw, fool!
34030 Ryder Keep 'em coming!
34031 Ryder Shit! I nearly dropped that one!
34032 Ryder Bull's eye!
34033 Ryder You trying to kill me?
34034 Ryder Oh, yeah!
34035 Ryder Can't stop me!
34036 Ryder And another one!
34037 Ryder Watch the jacket!
34038 Ryder OK, CJ! That's all I can carry!
34039 Ryder Hop in the car and stamp out, fool!
34040 Ryder Watch what the fuck you're doing!
34041 Ryder CJ! Man, I swear, man, you're trying to kill me!
34042 Ryder Careful with these damn guns!
34043 Ryder Hey, EASY, CJ, EASY!
34044 Ryder Man, you toss like a girl!
34045 Ryder Carl, do you understand the concept I'm throwing at you?
34046 Ryder You as bad as tossing as you is driving!
34047 Ryder Man, we got one-time on our tail!
34048 Ryder Head back to Grove Street, fool!
34049 Ryder Take this, you punk one-time!
34050 Ryder You're dealing with a kung fu master!
34051 Ryder Ninja style!
34052 Ryder You ain't never gonna catch this gangsta, fool!
34053 Ryder You can't stop me - I'm a genius, fool!
34054 Ryder I'm getting tired of this, fuck off!
34055 Ryder Y'all ain't got nothing better to do?
34056 Ryder One-times can't stop me - I'm incredible!
34057 Ryder Damn, homie, your stuff was tight!
34058 CJ You too, homie!
34059 Ryder LB's coming over to stash the shit.
34060 CJ Okay, later then.
34061 Ryder For life, CJ, for life - you heard?
34062 Ryder Say, CJ, don't you run out on me!
34063 Ryder You getting that busta itch again, huh?
34064 Ryder Don't you bail out on me, CJ!
34065 Ryder We got enough, homie. Jump!
34066 Ryder Aight CJ, jump off the train
34067 Ryder We good, man! Motherfucker, jump!
34200 Ryder Hop in, CJ.
34201 Ryder Jump in.
34202 Ryder Get in fool!
34203 Ryder All aboard, CJ.
34204 Ryder Guess you drivin, huh?
34205 Ryder C'mon CJ, earn your keep!
34206 Ryder I'm tripping man, you drive.
34207 Ryder Man take me back to Grove Street, CJ
34208 Ryder Now lets head back to the crib, Carl
34209 Ryder Time to hit Grove St hood
34210 Ryder Lets go back to the tilt
34211 Ryder Hey buster, wait up!
34212 Ryder Don't you bust on me!
34213 Ryder Wait up, CJ!
34214 Ryder Hold up, fool!
34215 Ryder Hey, CJ, where you at?
34216 Ryder Help me homie!
34217 Ryder CJ! Give me a hand here!
34218 Ryder Where my homie CJ when I need him?
34219 Ryder Come on CJ, don't be a buster
34220 Ryder CJ, you actin' like a bitch, man
34221 Ryder Blast on these fools
34222 Ryder Get Kung Fu nasty with 'em
34223 Ryder Ninja these motherfuckers!
34224 Ryder Slap him silly!
34225 Ryder Chew em up
34226 Ryder Let's deal with these fools!
34227 Ryder Oh, I'm outta here!
34228 Ryder Retreat!
34229 Ryder Oh shit, I'm gone!
34230 Ryder Hey, lets bail out of here
34231 Ryder Tactical retreat
34232 Ryder Lets get out of here!
34233 Ryder We need some wheels CJ
34234 Ryder We need a ride CJ
34235 Ryder Give us a ride over there
34236 Ryder Get us a car CJ
34237 Ryder Don't hang around CJ, move!
34238 Ryder Drive CJ, drive!
34239 Ryder Step Out
34240 Ryder Man, quit with the stupid shit, CJ!
34241 Ryder Quit fooling around and drive, fool
34242 Ryder On four wheels bitch!
34243 Ryder Hey listen to me CJ
34244 Ryder Man turn it down for a second!
34245 Ryder Hey man, kill that noise for a minute
34246 Ryder Aye man, turn that shit off
34247 Ryder Well just remember what I said, aight?
34248 Ryder Just keep that on your brain homie
34249 Ryder CJ, you such a mark!
34250 Ryder Leaving your homies in trouble again man!
34251 Ryder Get up CJ, you ain't fooling me
34252 Ryder CJ CJ
34253 Ryder Come on homie, get up CJ!
34254 Ryder Any excuse to let us down, huh man?
34255 Ryder So, what you gonna die on me bitch?!
34256 Ryder Here's your cut, CJ
34257 Ryder Here's your green homeboy
34258 Ryder Here go your share of 20 percent
34259 Ryder Here's your fair share
34260 Ryder You a buster! Gonna always be a buster!
34261 Ryder Go back to Liberty punk
34262 Ryder You ain't no banger homeboy
34263 Ryder You ain't OG material
34264 Ryder Think you can out Kung-Fu me?
34265 Ryder You up against a ninja, fool!
34266 Ryder You ain't nothing CJ
34267 Ryder CJ you ain't never understood shit!
34268 Ryder Smoke always said you were stupid homey
34269 Ryder LB aint gonna like this
34270 Ryder LB gonna notice that
34271 Ryder LB gave me the van a good faith
34272 Ryder Watch the van idiot!
34273 Ryder Can't you drive anything without wrecking it?
34400 CJ Hello? This WE TIP?
34401 CJ I seen something highly suspicious you should come check out...
34402 SFPD Officer Police! Don't move!
34403 SFPD Officer Get outta the car with your hands in the air!
34404 DEA agent Do you know who you're fucking with here?
34405 DEA agent I'll have your badge you moron!
34406 SFPD Officer Shut up! You found anything back there?
34407 SFPD Officer Found anything? He's got half of Mexico in here!
34408 SFPD Officer Must be two tons of Mary here!
34409 DEA agent What? But... but I've never seen... how could it be..?
34410 SFPD Officer Hell of a defense you got there, buddy.
34411 SFPD Officer Get in the car!
34412 Valet Hey that's the DA. He's a good tipper.
34413 Valet Ah, you must be the new boy. Get in line.
34414 Valet Hey you, get back in line!
34415 Valet Oh my God, hes gone postal!
34600 Weird vacuum style noise
34601 industrial equipment while operating
34602 Wood breaking
34603 Wood snapping
34604 Fence being smashed
34605 Smash
34606 Fencing being broken
34800 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Carl Johnson. Little bird told me you're in town.
34801 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls You should have listened to me and paid your debts.
34802 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls A man of honor pays his debts, Mr. Johnson.
34803 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls You've left me no choice but to treat you with the same lack of respect you've shown me.
34804 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls I am not a charity, Mr. Johnson, I'm a businessman.
34805 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls You should have paid up while you had the chance.
34806 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Mr. Johnson, I want my fucking money!
34807 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls I'm sending someone round to pay you a little courtesy call.
34808 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls I don't think you're getting the message, Mr. Johnson: I WANT MY MONEY!
34809 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls I'll let you negotiate with my, eh, collection department.
34810 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls The time for pleasantries is past, Mr. Johnson.
34811 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls You've given me no choice but to get a little more persuasive about your debt problems.
34812 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls You had your chance to pay me, Mr. Johnson.
34813 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls You've left me no option in this matter - I WANT MY MONEY!
34814 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Hey, Mr. Johnson. Just a friendly reminder that you owe me money.
34815 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Don't be a stranger.
34816 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Hello, Carl Johnson.
34817 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls You owe me money and I would consider it polite if you paid it back, understand?
34818 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Mr. Carl Johnson. My records show that you owe me money.
34819 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Probably just slipped your mind, but I thought I'd just jog your memory.
34820 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Mr. Johnson! I haven't seen you for a while, and you owe me money!
34821 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Consider your position and that of your friends and family!
34822 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Carl! I hope you're not spending too much cash. Especially since you've owed me money for so long.
34823 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Don't make an enemy of me, Carl.
34824 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Carl Johnson. I hear you have a sister.
34825 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Don't make me explain to her why you owe me so much money!
34826 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls I'm a patient man, Mr. Johnson, but I'm also a businessman, understand?
34827 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls You owe me money, Carl, think about it.
34828 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Mr. Johnson, you owe me money.
34829 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls A business relationship is built on trust and mutual respect. Think about it.
34830 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Mr. Johnson, I hear you're in the neighborhood!
34831 Mafia Debt Cellphone Calls Some of my associates will be paying you a visit to talk about your debts.
35000 Sweet Good to hang with you, brother. I'm sorry I can get a little tense.
35001 CJ Don't worry about it.
35002 Big Smoke Hey, it ain't Jeffrey no more. It's OG Loc.
35003 CJ OG Loc?
35004 Sweet Oh yeah, he's a real gangsta now.
35005 CJ I see. And what'd he do?
35006 Big Smoke Anything he could to get thrown in jail for. For his career.
35007 Big Smoke Joyriding, parking fines or some other bullshit.
35008 CJ What's your plan, big gangsta? Now you a free man and all.
35009 OG Loc Man, I ain't free, my parole officer lined me up with a job!
35010 Big Smoke Motherfucker always trying to keep a player down.
35011 OG Loc You got that right!
35012 OG Loc Still, ain't so bad, I'm gonna be a 'hygiene technician'.
35013 Sweet Coming up in the world, huh?
35014 OG Loc Just a stepping-stone to greatness.
35015 OG Loc Man, this is the spot!
35016 CJ Ain't this a Vagos' 'hood?
35017 OG Loc Man, I don't give a shit, I'm gangsta!
35018 Big Smoke C'mon, let's leave Loc to deal with Casanova.
35019 CJ Hey, I'll stick with Jeff - I mean, Loc!
35020 Sweet OK, cool.
35021 Sweet I'll see you guys back on the set.
35022 OG Loc Freddy! I've come for you, you motherfucker!
35023 Freddy Jeffrey, you got the wrong idea, man - that was just a prison thing!
35024 Freddy I got plenty of muchachas on the outside,
35025 Freddy I don't need your scrawny ass!
35026 OG Loc Man, ignore him, CJ, I don't know what he talking about.
35027 OG Loc Hey, yo, gimme back my rhymes you thief, I'm gangsta!
35028 Freddy You dropped the soap, sugar,
35029 Freddy I don't know nothing about any rhymes!
35030 OG Loc Hey, hey! Motherfucker's making a run for it!
35031 CJ Hey, Loc, hold up!
35032 CJ Hey Loc, get back here, nigga you crazy!
35033 CJ Eh yo, back off me CJ, I gotta protect my rep!
35034 OG Loc Hey yo, back off me CJ I gotta protect my rep!
35035 Freddy Oooo! Chase me! Chase me!
35036 Freddy C'mon, honey, I'm losing my patience!
35037 Freddy I like the fast ass, not the slow ass!
35038 Freddy I thought you were keen, cute buns!
35039 Freddy Catch me if you caaAAAaan!
35040 Freddy Yoohoo! Over here!
35041 Freddy Cooweee, Jeffrey!
35042 Freddy You know I love the thrill of the chase!
35043 Freddy Hey baby, move those sweet cheeks!
35044 Freddy Try to show a little bit more enthusiasm, darling.
35045 Freddy Hey, honey buns, Im over here!
35046 Freddy The anticipation is so unbearable!
35047 Freddy He's broken my heart!
35048 Freddy Get him, boys!
35049 OG Loc Yo, I'm gonna kill that loud mouthed mother fucker!
35050 OG Loc Your ass is mine!
35051 OG Loc Oh, no no no, I didn't mean it like that!
35052 OG Loc CJ, help me out here!
35053 OG Loc Don't you say a damn thing, CJ.
35054 CJ Was you lonely, Loc?
35055 CJ Hey, I like a nice mustache myself!
35056 OG Loc I keep it real, unlike you fake ass motherfuckers.
35057 CJ C'mon, gangsta. Let's get back to the Grove.
35058 OG Loc Nah, I can't, I gotta go and sign in for this damn job!
35059 CJ Whatever you want. You want a ride anyway?
35060 OG Loc Sure thing. Let's roll.
35061 OG Loc Eh, take me to the Burger Shot in Verona Beach.
35062 CJ You're the boss.
35063 OG Loc Coz I'm keen, With the hygiene,
35064 OG Loc On a mission, Like a super technician, baby
35065 CJ Get on with that shit man.
35066 OG Loc Man, I got 17s on the hang.
35067 CJ You coulda did that out here.
35068 OG Loc Because I did it in the joint, it's real now.
35069 CJ Yeah, I guess it is, gangsta.
35070 CJ Look at you, all muscley and shit.
35071 OG Loc Thanks for the ride, CJ.
35072 OG Loc Don't be a stranger, fool.
35073 CJ Yeah, for sure. I'll see you around.
35074 OG Loc Like a quarter pound!
35075 OG Loc Later.
35200 Big Smoke We gotta stick with him!
35201 CJ Why you let me drive all the time Smoke?
35202 Big Smoke Cat like me likes to scope the streets once in a while, ya know what Im sayin?
35203 CJ What you want me to roll with you for anyway?
35204 Big Smoke No reason. I just wanted to get in the car pool lane.
35205 CJ Oh yeah?
35206 Big Smoke Yeah man, just cool out homie, just chill.
35207 CJ Your cousin's coming here? From Mexico?
35208 Big Smoke Yeah, me an' her go way back, way back.
35209 CJ Ah Smoke, you full a shit.
35210 Big Smoke Don't be prejudiced again in my presence, Carl.
35211 Big Smoke Everybody is my cousin.
35212 Big Smoke Brothers from different mothers
35213 Big Smoke And all that kind of shit.
35214 Big Smoke Man, I'm done!
35215 Big Smoke I ain't built for this shit!
35216 Big Smoke CJ, this one's all yours, baby.
35217 Big Smoke CJ, what you hangin' around for?
35218 Big Smoke Get after him, CJ!
35219 Big Smoke CJ, do something useful. Catch that guy.
35220 Big Smoke CJ, get in!
35221 Big Smoke Come on CJ!
35222 Big Smoke Man, whats happened to the world, man?
35223 Big Smoke Man, people have no dignity no more!
35224 Big Smoke This guy is really getting on my fucking nerves.
35225 Big Smoke Let's go home, I gotta eat man.
35226 CJ Okay. Say, Smoke, whats going on with Tenpenny?
35227 Big Smoke Who?
35228 CJ Tenpenny
35229 Big Smoke Man I ain't never heard of him
35230 CJ I saw 'em leaving your apartment
35231 Big Smoke Oh, Is that his name?
35232 CJ Yeah, you know it is
35233 Big Smoke Man it ain't nothin, he a busta!
35234 Big Smoke likes to give people a hard time, you know that Carl. But you know me.
35235 Big Smoke It takes more than a fool like him to bug me out.
35236 Big Smoke Hey Carl, Ill see you later, alright?
35237 Big Smoke And, look here, dont let that Pentenbury or whatever his name is, give you no bullshit.
35238 CJ Im trying, man.
35239 Big Smoke Well try harder. Look at me, man.
35240 Big Smoke You a great man, Carl. A great man!
35400 CJ Where to, Smoke?
35401 Big Smoke Unity Station.
35402 Big Smoke You know the parable of the wise sheep Carl?
35403 CJ No. I dont think I do.
35404 Big Smoke Well, you should pay attention to what Im going to say.
35405 CJ Okay
35406 Big Smoke The wise sheep does what he says, and only eats the greenest grass,
35407 Big Smoke while the foolish sheep gets eaten alive by heathens.
35408 CJ What are you talking about?
35409 Big Smoke Im thinking of going into the ministry in later life.
35410 Big Smoke Just testing shit out.
35411 CJ Whatever.
35412 CJ What we looking for, Smoke?
35413 Big Smoke Some Vagos cats meeting some San Fierro Rifa, cutting some kind of deal.
35414 CJ San Fierro?
35415 CJ I thought Northern Mexicans don't mix with Los Santos eses.
35416 Big Smoke Shit, you got me.
35417 CJ That look like them!
35418 Big Smoke Motherfuckers clocked us!
35419 Big Smoke We got to get those fools!
35420 Big Smoke Follow that train!
35421 Big Smoke Go after that loco, CJ!
35422 Big Smoke Follow the tracks!
35423 CJ This thing wasnt built to take so much weight!
35424 Big Smoke Youre the one packing on the pounds, CJ!
35425 CJ They dont call you BIG Smoke for nothing!
35426 Big Smoke Shit, I was born big, fool!
35427 Big Smoke You, on the other hand, have a dietary problem!
35428 Big Smoke Roll up on them CJ, so I can get a shot!
35429 Big Smoke Get me close, CJ. I'm about to pop these fools.
35430 Big Smoke Move this shit, man I'm gonna ice these fools, man.
35431 Big Smoke Oh fuck! An on-coming train!
35432 Big Smoke Train, CJ, train!
35433 Big Smoke Look the fuck out, CJ! The train!
35434 Big Smoke Damn, that boys gonna be shitting his kidneys for a week
35435 Big Smoke Man, he ain't gonna be eatin' shit for a while
35436 Big Smoke Thats one Vagos asshole gone!
35437 Big Smoke Take the high road on the right, CJ!
35438 Big Smoke Keep right, take us up to that level!
35439 Big Smoke Take the high ground on the right, CJ! On the right!
35440 Big Smoke CJ, keep us up here.
35441 Big Smoke Follow it over, CJ!
35442 Big Smoke Make the jump, fool! Make the jump!
35443 CJ Smoke? Ou man
35444 CJ Aw shit, Big Smoke!
35445 CJ Smoke, don't go out on me man!
35446 Big Smoke Carl, man, you OK?
35447 Big Smoke CJ, get up, fool!
35448 Big Smoke CJ! CJ, can you hear me?
35449 Big Smoke Damn, you lost em CJ!
35450 Big Smoke We screwed up!
35451 Big Smoke All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!
35452 Big Smoke Damn! Thats what we wanted!
35453 CJ Man look at all that cash!
35454 Big Smoke Sh-ha ha ha! Help yourself baby! Help yourself baby!
35455 Big Smoke Thats what were after!
35456 Big Smoke They gave it up!
35457 Big Smoke Theres our baby!
35458 Big Smoke Hey, I need to get this back to my crib!
35459 Big Smoke Cmon CJ, lets head back to my spot.
35460 Big Smoke Hey, let's get outta here before the cops show, man.
35461 CJ Why Tenpenny want that package?
35462 Big Smoke Who-penny?
35463 CJ Dont bullshit me, Smoke!
35464 Big Smoke Carl, man, theres something about you man, some kinda
35465 CJ Smoke, when you gonna stop with this weird bullshit?
35466 Big Smoke The truth is Carl, weve been lost while you been gone,
35467 Big Smoke but now we saved again.
35468 CJ What's in the package Smoke?
35469 Big Smoke The problem is, too many of the chosen ones get killed before their time, man.
35470 CJ If the afterlife means peace from your bullshit, I think Im ready.
35471 CJ Whats in the damn package, Smoke? No more bullshit!
35472 Big Smoke I dunno, homie.
35473 Big Smoke Im just trying to help these officers keep shit off the streets, man.
35474 CJ I dont trust them.
35475 Big Smoke Sometimes, trust aint an option, homie.
35476 Big Smoke strange kinda aura, man.
35477 CJ Was it always like this?
35478 Big Smoke Was what always like this?
35479 CJ Always fucked up around here. Or is it because of the drugs?
35480 Big Smoke What you think, man?
35481 CJ I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.
35482 Big Smoke Yo, eh eh, don't ask a wise man, friend. Ask a fool.
35483 CJ That's what I was doing.
35484 Big Smoke Well, if you're going to make this thing personal, I ain't speaking on it no more.
35485 Big Smoke Hey, you better clear out, CJ.
35486 Big Smoke I don't want those C.R.A.S.H.fools trying to pull you into some shit!
35487 CJ Alright, homie. You be careful with those cats.
35488 CJ I'm gonna see you later.
35600 CJ This better not be another cop errand, man.
35601 Big Smoke Nah, man, this is strictly for the homies.
35602 Big Smoke I gotta be honest with you, CJ. We could be gettin' into some heavy shit, baby.
35603 CJ What you into, Smoke?
35604 Big Smoke Lot a shit 'bout to go down, Carl.
35605 Big Smoke Families coming back, Ballas pushing base,
35606 Big Smoke Russian cats with nothin' to lose about to bust some ass.
35607 CJ Russians?
35608 Big Smoke Yeah, yeah, you go figure.
35609 Big Smoke Now all my life I been told to fear the Ruskies, but I ain't never even met one.
35610 Big Smoke Then the wall comes down and we're all supposed to be friends.
35611 Big Smoke Five minutes later, my cousin gets laid out by some Ruskie fresh off the boat.
35612 CJ For real?
35613 Big Smoke For real!
35614 Big Smoke Look Carl, before I walk in there I just need to know you down with this shit, man.
35615 CJ Look, Smoke, we go way back. We Groves, man!
35616 Big Smoke That's what I'm talking about, that's my dog!
35617 Big Smoke Hey look , if you hear shit start to pop off, come in there blasting, a'ight?
35618 CJ I'm down, dog.
35619 CJ Hey, baby, want company?
35620 Big Smoke Motherfuckers!
35621 Big Smoke CJ, GET IN HERE!
35622 Big Smoke Thats my dog!
35623 Big Smoke What took you so long?
35624 Big Smoke CJ, get in here - oh there you are!
35625 Big Smoke Keep your head down, the air is thick as shit in here.
35626 Big Smoke Watch yourself, CJ, I think they's pissed!
35627 Big Smoke Use some cover, they're blasting like fools in this motherfucker!
35628 Big Smoke CJ, take the right and cover my ass!
35629 Big Smoke Stick to my right
35630 Big Smoke Cover my right CJ, blast the motherfuckin' fool!
35631 Russian Mafia Member Kill that shahkto bastard!
35632 Russian Mafia Member Kill the Americans!
35633 Russian Mafia Member Kill the Amerikos!
35634 Russian Mafia Member Kill the shahkto bastard!
35635 Russian Mafia Member Kill the Americans!
35636 Russian Mafia Member Kill the Amerikos!
35637 Russian Mafia Member Big Smoke, you made big mistake!
35638 Russian Mafia Member You should not have come here, Big Smoke!
35639 Russian Mafia Member Smoke, you and your friend are dead man!
35640 Russian Mafia Member Big Smoke, you made big mistake, huh!
35641 Russian Mafia Member You should not have come here, Big Smoke!
35642 Russian Mafia Member Smoke, you and your friend are dead men!
35643 Big Smoke OK, we showed those fools!
35644 Big Smoke Stick with me CJ, we outta here, baby!
35645 Big Smoke Stay close, CJ!
35646 Big Smoke Stick real close, Carl!
35647 Big Smoke CJ, stay with me, homie!
35648 Big Smoke Back me up!
35649 Big Smoke Keep up, baby!
35650 Big Smoke That's my homie, CJ!
35651 Big Smoke Keep it up, baby!
35652 Big Smoke Ha, ha ha ha, homie, you ice cold, baby!
35653 Big Smoke That's my dog, makin' y'all pay!
35654 Big Smoke Ice those fools, CJ!
35655 Big Smoke Pop they fuckin' brains out, CJ!
35656 Big Smoke Fill them fools up with holes baby!
35657 Big Smoke Get on the back CJ!
35658 Big Smoke Time to return the favor baby, get on!
35659 Big Smoke Ill got it this time, get on the back!
35660 Big Smoke Youre rear gunner this time, CJ!
35661 Big Smoke Watch our backs!
35662 Big Smoke Waste any motherfucker that follows us!
35663 CJ Hey man, we got bikes all on us!
35664 CJ They after us on a bike, Smoke!
35665 CJ We got bikes on our six - smash it Smoke!
35666 CJ Shit, man, they coming fo' us in a truck!
35667 Big Smoke Don't tell me about it, take it off the road! Pop it!
35668 Big Smoke Damn, look at all this traffic - GET OUTTA THE WAY!
35669 Big Smoke I'm coming through!
35670 Big Smoke Hey, dont just sit on your horn! Get out the goddamn way!
35671 Big Smoke Hold on tight, baby!
35672 CJ Ah Smoke,! Nooooooo!
35673 CJ Ah, they hit a bus!
35674 Big Smoke Ha,ha ha, I'll never dis public transportation again!
35675 Big Smoke Damn, road-blocked!
35676 CJ Ah Smoke, these cats is organized. It's something you ain't tellin' me man!
35677 Big Smoke Look, Carl, all I know is they're real pissed with us right now!
35678 Big Smoke Hold on though, I got a idea.
35679 CJ Smoke, what you thinking? Flood control's a dead end, man!
35680 Big Smoke To hell with that, we had to lose those cars, don't worry about that.
35681 Big Smoke I know a way out, up past Grove Street.
35682 CJ The old sewer tunnel? Oh man....
35683 CJ Smoke, it's more bikes!
35684 CJ We still got bikes on us, man!
35685 CJ Oh man, the cars found a ramp!
35686 Big Smoke Man, quit bitchin' and shoot as many of them assholes as you can!
35687 CJ Smoke, there's more cars coming in on the left!
35688 Big Smoke Don't tell me about it, shoot!
35689 CJ Oh shit, now the truck's found us again!
35690 Big Smoke Man, stop being so negative!
35691 Big Smoke Focus on the good news!
35692 CJ Such as?
35693 Big Smoke We ain't dead, and your trigger finger still works, fool!
35694 Big Smoke I think the gearbox is screwed up on this thing! I can't get no speed!
35695 CJ Yeah, who negative now, bitch?
35696 Big Smoke Point taken, I'll keep my mouth shut from now on.
35697 Big Smoke What they up to Carl?!
35698 CJ Dont ask me, Im just a tourist!
35699 Big Smoke They up to something!
35700 Big Smoke OH SHIT!
35701 CJ Here comes another!
35702 Big Smoke Hold on!
35703 CJ Take the high road!
35704 CJ Hit The Ramp On The Right
35705 CJ Get us up that ramp!
35706 Big Smoke I'm on it, baby!
35707 Big Smoke I got you, I got you, baby!
35708 Big Smoke Yes Sir!
35709 Big Smoke Fools totaled their truck!
35710 CJ Fools totaled their truck!
35711 Big Smoke Go around 'em, man!
35712 CJ Screw that, we're taking the scenic route!
35713 Big Smoke Fry, motherfuckers!
35714 Big Smoke That's the old sewer up ahead!
35715 Big Smoke Shoot out the gate!
35716 Big Smoke Nice one, CJ, here we go!
35717 Big Smoke The gate, Carl, the GATE!
35718 CJ Man, I used to hate this tunnel when we was kids.
35719 Big Smoke Hey, we can reminisce later, we still got company!
35720 CJ Its getting kinda tight!
35721 CJ Damn this is tight!
35722 CJ They still on to us.
35723 CJ Don't these guys ever give up?
35724 CJ Finally!
35725 CJ Were clean!
35726 CJ We lost 'em, Smoke!
35727 CJ Man, we better split up.
35728 Big Smoke I'll take it another block and dump it.
35729 Big Smoke Man, that was some crazy shit back there!
35730 Big Smoke Yeah, for sure.
35731 CJ Listen we can't hang around here - I'll see you later, homie.
35732 CJ Listen, we can't hang around here, I see you later homie
35733 Big Smoke Much love, baby!
35800 Big Smoke Get in
35801 Big Smoke In the ride!
35802 Smoke Get in the car!
35803 Big Smoke Come on, playa, get in!
35804 Big Smoke Come on, wise man, get in the car!
35805 Big Smoke You drive
35806 Big Smoke You drive dude
35807 Smoke You better drive!
35808 Big Smoke CJ, take me home
35809 Big Smoke Take me back to the crib
35810 Big Smoke Carl, I gotta go home now playa
35811 Big Smoke Cool homie. Now take me home
35812 Smoke Hold up!
35813 Big Smoke Hey, chill out!
35814 Smoke 'Ey I don't run too good, wait up man!
35815 Big Smoke Relax a little, wait up
35816 Big Smoke Help, I'm gettin' shot at!
35817 Big Smoke Shoot 'em, help me!
35818 Big Smoke Somebody save the smoke
35819 Big Smoke I'm getting shot at over here
35820 Big Smoke Get em!
35821 Big Smoke Lay those fools out!
35822 Big Smoke Deal with 'em
35823 Big Smoke Go on, deal with him
35824 Big Smoke Attack!
35825 Sweet For the Grove baby!
35826 Big Smoke Oh jesus!
35827 Big Smoke Every man for himself!
35828 Big Smoke Hey, I dont run too good, wait up man!
35829 Smoke I gotta get outta here!
35830 Big Smoke Get us a car
35831 Big Smoke We need a car!
35832 Big Smoke Hell, well I ain't walkin', get a car!
35833 Big Smoke Get us out of here!
35834 Smoke Go, go, go, go!
35835 Big Smoke Homie, you on two wheels!
35836 Big Smoke Put that shit off
35837 Big Smoke Carl, you need to listen to me
35838 Big Smoke Listen to me
35839 Big Smoke Ok, have it your way
35840 Big Smoke I was talking to you
35841 Big Smoke You a fool CJ
35842 Big Smoke CJ!
35843 Big Smoke Don't die on me, fool!
35844 Big Smoke Come on CJ, come on
35845 Big Smoke Well it's his own fault
35846 Big Smoke It was fun having him back for a while
35847 Smoke Fool gone and died on us.
35848 Big Smoke Here we go
35849 Big Smoke Fun rollin' with you, here's some paper
35850 Big Smoke CJ. Heres a little paper, meet again
35851 Jizzy Buy yourself something nice
35852 Big Smoke One gentelmen to another
35853 Big Smoke A little something something for you dude
35854 Big Smoke Don't say I don't care for you
35855 Big Smoke Ok there CJ?
35856 Big Smoke You a fool CJ
35857 Big Smoke I'm your homie fool
35858 Big Smoke Nah, you ain't no match for Smoke, CJ
35859 Big Smoke You lost your mind CJ?
35860 Big Smoke Discovered your heart, huh?
35861 Big Smoke C'mon then, Johnson bitch!
35862 Smoke Who ya'll think you was messing with, huh?!
35863 Big Smoke Messed with the best, huh?
35864 Big Smoke You ignorant fool!
35865 Big Smoke Don't hit me fool!
35866 Big Smoke Liberty City gave you heart, huh?
35867 Big Smoke Think you an OG now huh?
35868 Big Smoke What are you doing?
35869 Big Smoke The car!
35870 Big Smoke Look out!
35871 Big Smoke Ah you crashed my car, fool!
35872 Big Smoke What are you doing to the car?!
35873 Big Smoke My wheels!!
35874 Big Smoke My ride!!
35875 Big Smoke Watch where you going punk!
35876 Big Smoke This car is too good for you dude
35877 Big Smoke Look out moron
35878 Big Smoke I'm loosing my patience, player!
35879 Big Smoke CJ!!!!!!!!!!
35880 Big Smoke Lord have mercy on me
35881 Big Smoke What are you doing?
35882 Big Smoke CJ Please
35883 Big Smoke Don't crash again, fool!
36000 Police Officer Officer in need of a backup
36200 Crowd reacting in distain
36201 Crowd reacting in disgust
36202 Crowds cheering
36203 Crowds cheering
36204 Crowd cheering
36205 Crowd cheering
36400 Tin can sounding splat
36401 Reload Gun reloading
36600 Zero Here, this gadget is set to pick up on cell phone signals.
36601 Zero Each time she makes a call it will give you the new location.
36602 Zero You'll have to stay close if you're going get an updated position though.
36603 Zero OK?
36604 CJ For sure. Good lookin' Z.
36800 Cesar OK, let's go get those wheels!
36801 Cesar I like this place, you know.
36802 CJ Where?
36803 Cesar San Fierro, man.
36804 Cesar My home will always be the Varrios and El Corona,
36805 Cesar but this city, it has something gentle about it.
36806 CJ Yeah, I know what you mean.
36807 CJ Kendl seems to like it too, you know?
36808 Cesar Oh yeah, she's really getting her head into this business thing.
36809 CJ That's good, she's always been the brains in the family.
36810 CJ She should get out the ghetto and make something of herself.
36811 Cesar I think she's aiming to make something out of ALL of us, eh!
36812 CJ Yeah, she's the moms of the family now...
36813 Cesar Hey, who's this 'Truth' guy, holmes? I don't think he's wrapped too tight!
36814 CJ He just sees everything from a different perspective, that's all.
36815 CJ At first I thought he was just another acid casualty fruit cake.
36816 CJ But some of the things he say...
36817 CJ I don't know, man, it ain't all bullshit....
36818 Cesar Hey, you gonna become an alien hunter, holmes?
36819 CJ I'll take a rain check on that one.
36820 Cesar This is the place!
36821 Cesar Here we go, holmes.
36822 Cesar This is it, CJ!
36823 Cesar The cars are upstairs!
36824 Cesar The cars are on the second floor.
36825 Cesar They're in the second floor showroom.
36826 CJ What? How we gonna get 'em down?
36827 CJ Second floor? Shit!
36828 CJ Aw great! Why is nothing ever easy?
36829 Otto's Car Dealer Can I help you two, eerr, gentlemen?
36830 CJ Yeah, you can help us by going to help some other motherfucker.
36831 Otto's Car Dealer Y- yeah, that sounds like a good idea!
36832 Cesar Alright, CJ, it's time to roll!
36833 Cesar It's follow the leader, you better keep up!
36834 CJ Aw, you a maniac, ese!
36835 Cesar Hey, CJ, is this walkie talkie working?
36836 CJ Yeah, reading you loud and clear!
36837 Cesar C'mon, CJ, see if you can keep up with Cesar Vialpando!
36838 Cesar Beat the tram up the hill!
36839 Cesar Piece of chocolate cake!
36840 Cesar This tram driver must be shitting himself, holmes!
36841 Cesar Hello cops, what took you, eh?
36842 Cesar Hey, CJ, watch this ... NITRO!
36843 Cesar Follow me down the hill, holmes!
36844 Cesar Bike in the road ... watch out!
36845 CJ OK, Cesar, that's enough fun.
36846 CJ Let's get these cars back to the garage!
36847 Cesar OK, CJ, hey, I know a quick route!
36848 Cesar Hello. Cops, back again you idiotas?
36849 Cesar Get out of the fucking road!
36850 Cesar Holy SHIIIIIIIT!
36851 Cesar Fuck, holmes, did you see that?
36852 CJ Can we think about getting back
36853 CJ before I end up in a carwreck barbeque?
36854 Cesar Sure thing, holmes.
36855 Cesar I think we lost 'em.
36856 Cesar There's a shortcut this way!
36857 Cesar Uh-oh, more cops!
36858 Cesar BACK UP, HOLMES, BACK UP! BACK UP!
36859 Cesar OK, we're good.
36860 Cesar See you back at the garage, CJ!
37000 Cesar C'mon, ese, you can drive!
37001 CJ Don't I always!
37002 Cesar How we going to steal a car off a container ship, holmes?
37003 CJ You know, the same way they got on - use a dockside crane!
37004 Cesar Man, those things are real high up - I ain't too good with ladders and I'm afraid of heights!
37005 CJ OK, I'll use the crane, you better be ready to crack the container.
37006 Cesar That's the ship, CJ!
37007 CJ OK, I'll go sort out the crane. Gimme a second.
37008 Cesar Be quick, I don't want to be caught sleeping out here!
37009 CJ Cesar! none of these is marked with spray paint!
37010 Cesar We'll just have to try one at a time, eh!
37011 Cesar OK, CJ, this is the one, good work, holmes!
37012 Cesar Not this one, CJ!
37013 Cesar No luck, CJ, try another!
37014 Cesar Not this one either, it must be the last one!
37015 Dock Guard Hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing?
37016 Dock Guard Hey, hold it right there!
37017 Dock Guard Stay right there, you thieving bastard!
37018 Cesar CJ, I could do with some help!
37019 Cesar Give me a hand with these guys, CJ!
37020 Cesar I could do with a little help, CJ!
37021 Cesar Let's just grab the car and go!
37022 Cesar Let's just get the car and get out of here!
37023 Cesar CJ, that trains gonna hit the car!
37024 Cesar We've gotta move the car out of the way!
37025 CJ There gotta be an easier way of earning a living then this.
37026 Cesar Sure, holmes, I guess.
37027 Cesar but what else are you qualified for?
37028 CJ Yeah, I feel you.
37029 CJ Man lets give these cops a run for there money.
37030 Cesar Hey, CJ!
37031 Cesar We get paid on the condition of the car, holmes!
37032 Cesar Be more careful!
37033 CJ Who's driving? Me or you?
37034 Cesar That was like a piece of tortilla!
37035 Cesar Hey, holmes, that was fun, we should do that again!
37200 Cesar Hey, CJ, how's it going with that crazy bitch?
37201 CJ Popped her!
37202 CJ Just about to fix the tires, should be back any minute.
37203 Cesar OK, careful with that puncture repair shit, CJ, it's nasty stuff!
37204 CJ Will do. Later, man.
37205 CJ Man, this stuff is disgusting.
37206 CJ Aw shit, all over my clothes!
37207 Female Driver You loco idiota!
37208 Female Driver Aye cabron, what the fuck you tryin to do?
37209 Female Driver You trying to kill me, asshole?
37210 Female Driver Back off, you crazy man!
37211 Female Driver Hell, youll get me killed!
37212 Female Driver Fuck you, asshole!
37213 Cesar Ah yeah, she's really getting her head into this business thing
37214 Cesar I think she's aiming to making something out of all of us aye
37215 Cesar Hey who is this "Truth" guy holmes, I don't think he rap too tight
37216 Cesar Phahaha 'ey you gonna become an alien hunter holmes!
37217 Cesar This is the place
37218 Cesar Here we go holmes
37219 Cesar This is it CJ!
37220 Cesar Hey man, the cars are upstairs!
37221 Cesar The cars are on the second floor
37222 Cesar They're in the second floor show room-
37223 Cesar All right CJ, it's time to roll!
37224 Cesar It's follow the leader, you better keep up
37225 Cesar Hey CJ, is this walkie talkie working?
37226 Cesar Come on CJ, see if you can keep up with Cesar Vilapando, cavrone
37227 Cesar Beat the tram up the hill
37228 Cesar Piece of chocolate cake!
37229 Cesar This tram driver must be shitting him self homes!
37230 Cesar Hello cops, what took you, ey?
37231 Cesar Hey CJ, watch this, Nitro!
37232 Cesar Follow me down the hill holmes
37233 Cesar Bike in the road, watch out!
37234 Cesar Ok CJ, hey I know a quick route!
37235 Cesar Hello cops. Want back again idoitas
37236 Cesar Get out of the fucking road
37237 Cesar Holy shit!
37238 Cesar Fuck holmes, did you see that?
37239 Cesar Sure thing holmes
37240 Cesar I think we lost 'em
37241 Cesar There is a shortcut this way!
37242 Cesar Uh oh, more cops!
37243 Cesar Hey backup homes. Backup! Backup!
37244 Cesar Ok, we're good
37245 Cesar See you back at the garage CJ
37400 Sweet Hey wait up.
37401 CJ Thought you'd hang with your brother huh?
37402 Sweet Aw, ease up little man, c'mon, it's been difficult.
37403 Sweet You wanna drive?
37404 CJ Yeah, for sure.
37405 Sweet This ain't Liberty homie, watch the road
37406 Sweet Easy on the gas, partner.
37407 Sweet The steering wheel aint thee for no decoration, man!
37408 Sweet Trays are gonna see us coming from a mile off!
37409 Sweet Dude, you drive like a base head!
37410 Sweet Hey, everybody, look at Mr. Wheeler over here!
37411 Sweet My ride, dude! You drivin like a bitch!
37412 Sweet Hey, I just got this shit out of the paint shop, man!
37413 Sweet You back for five minutes and youve wrecked my car!
37414 Sweet Im gonna tag this block - follow me in the car.
37415 Sweet Ill get this one, follow me in the car.
37416 Sweet Watch for those rollers as I tag this up.
37417 Sweet C'mon, let's cruise into Ballas territory.
37418 Sweet Lets check out the Ballas turf.
37419 Sweet You hit this up here, and I'll go up and do another hood.
37420 Sweet You hit this up here, and Ill go up and do another hood.
37421 Sweet Hit this up, and Ill go hit up another block.
37422 Sweet While you're doing this, I'll be doing another block
37423 Balla Gang Member What the fuck?
37424 Balla Gang Member Hey, thats our tag!
37425 Balla Gang Member You some kind of mental case, fool?
37426 Balla Gang Member Cap that mother!
37427 Balla Gang Member Get that fool!
37428 Balla Gang Member Chase him down!
37429 Sweet CJ, GET IN!
37430 Sweet CARL, QUICK, GET IN!
37431 Sweet CARL, GET IN THE WHIP!
37432 Sweet CJ, c'mon man, hop in.
37433 Sweet C'mon, let's roll, let's step on it.
37434 Sweet Get in, nigga!
37435 Sweet Like riding a bike, ain't it, boy?
37436 CJ Yeah, it all comes back.
37437 Sweet How you doin' on the feddy?
37438 CJ I'm kinda short, you know.
37439 CJ C.R.A.S.H.took what I came with.
37440 Sweet Already? Shit, them boys on their game!
37441 Sweet Here, get yourself a beer or something.
37442 Sweet I'll catch up with you.
37443 CJ C.R.A.S.H. took all my paper, man, left me with nothing but small change...
37444 Sweet There's another two Balla tags in the hood.
37445 Sweet You go get 'em and I'll keep the engine running.
37446 Drug Dealer Hey partner I'm working man, what you need? What you need, dog?
37447 Drug Dealer Dog, I got quality shit right here.
37448 CJ Now Ballas know Grove Street Families on their way back up.
37449 Ryder For sure, homie - and what's more, you didn't even run out on me!
37450 Ryder Time's changing...
37451 CJ Aww man, they gonna be mad at us.
37452 Ryder Man, I'll warn the gang later.
37453 Ryder For now, let's just bask in the silence of victory, motherfucker.
37454 Ryder Now that the base ain't getting pushed up in their faces...
37455 Ryder Maybe these fools should be up for some real bangin'!
37456 CJ Yeah, Grove gonna get back on its feet now for sure though.
37457 Ryder This aint got nothing to do with me, officers!
37458 Ryder Yeah, thats him over there, officers!
37459 Ryder Shit, I'm out of here!
37460 Ryder CJ, get up CJ
37461 Ryder CJ! Quit faking! Get up, fool!
37462 Ryder This aint no time for a nap, CJ!
37463 CJ OH SHIT, RYDER!
37464 CJ Oh man, Ryder, get up!
37465 CJ The 'hood's all messed up, huh?
37466 Ryder Yeah, you try to get any of these crack heads to help you out.
37467 CJ No wonder the Families ain't up on it.
37468 Ryder Apart from Smoke, Sweet, and you know, yours truly,
37469 Ryder Grove Street don't bang no more.
37470 CJ Yeah, just get blow.
37471 Ryder For sure.
37472 Ryder Let's just cruise through the hood and find us somebody selling.
37473 CJ Yeah, introduce him to this bat!
37474 Ryder Hey, check it out! Somebody's selling to one of the homies!
37475 Ryder CJ, look, over there, that's what we looking for
37476 Ryder Man, I know this cat!
37477 Ryder He a punk, used to run with a Front Yard Balla OG from Idlewood.
37478 Ryder I know his place, it's just across the tracks there.
37479 Ryder Let's check it out!
37480 CJ Eh, ain't that Front Yard turf?
37481 Ryder Man, are you a busta?
37482 CJ No, I'm down, homie!
37483 CJ Man, we on a serious mission now.
37484 Ryder Man, don't sweat it, homie - everybody in the hood knows Ballas are pussies.
37485 Ryder Oo-ee! Man, you can smell a crack den a mile away!
37486 CJ Yeah, let's shoot through and introduce ourselves.
37487 Ryder Good afternoon, Balla dope pushers!
37488 Ryder Grove Street OG's come to do damage!
37489 Ryder Hey, grab yourself a stick!
37490 Ryder Hey, fool, grab a junky club!
37491 Ryder Hey! Grab hold of that bat over there!
37492 Ryder Let's head over to B-dups crib
37493 Ryder Hey lets go get B Dup.
37494 Ryder Hey, B Dup is only a couple of blocks away.
37600 Sweet Carl, you drive. Smoke looks like he's gonna pass out.
37601 CJ How'd Mom get killed? We gotta talk about it.
37602 Ryder We all gotta talk about it! They was going for Sweet!
37603 Big Smoke How you supposed to know that? You know what people are like.
37604 Big Smoke Say they have love for you, but won't say a word.
37605 Big Smoke Too damn scared.
37606 Ryder Some people say they saw a green Sabre doing the work,
37607 Ryder then speeding away.
37608 Big Smoke Yeah, but people like to talk, don't they?
37609 Big Smoke Anyway, that's half of Santos you talkin' about.
37610 Ryder Yeah, you right, my bad.
37611 Sweet Hey, bro?
37612 Sweet They just sprayed the house. I ain't see shit.
37613 Sweet Hit it! Go, go, go!
37614 Sweet Go after them, CJ!
37615 Sweet Hit the gas, we gotta ice these niggas!
37616 Big Smoke My Special!
37617 Ryder Aw, shit! You got ketchup all over the seat!
37618 Big Smoke The business at hand, motherfucker, the business at hand!
37619 Ryder But these was clean pants!
37620 Ryder CJ, watch the damn road!
37621 Big Smoke Chill. motherfucker, this ain't a Sunday drive situation!
37622 Ryder My soda! It's all over the fucking floor!
37623 Sweet Well you can suck it up once we're done.
37624 Sweet Now keep you eyes on the Ballas car!
37625 Sweet There they go
37626 Sweet Get up alongside those motherfuckers, CJ!
37627 Big Smoke Ballas! See em? Over there!
37628 Big Smoke Roll up on em, CJ!
37629 Big Smoke Ready, baby?
37630 Ryder Why you ain't blastin', Smoke?
37631 Big Smoke I'll shoot 'em when I'm done eatin'.
37632 CJ Quit stuffin' your motherfuckin' mouth! Let's go!
37633 Big Smoke I ain't stuffin' it homie, I'm enjoyin' my meal.
37634 Big Smoke Hey, kill that asshole! Shit, this a great sandwich!
37635 Ryder Smoke! Stop stuffing your face and start popping them Ballas!
37636 Big Smoke I'm trying to enjoy my food!
37637 Sweet And those fools are trying to enjoy our deaths!
37638 Sweet Now, c'mon, Smoke, shoot!
37639 Big Smoke Hey, I'm just finishing my fries!
37640 Big Smoke Look, yall boys got ta relax more, man.
37641 Big Smoke ...get in touch with your spiritual side and some shit like dat.
37642 Sweet CJs down, shit!
37643 Big Smoke CJ! Sweet, CJs down!
37644 Ryder Hes bluffing, aint you, CJ?
37645 Ryder Ah! We on fire! Everybody for themselves! Run!
37646 Big Smoke Hey that motherfuckers gonna blow, bail out!
37647 Sweet Our ride's fucked, man - everybody out!
37648 Sweet Damn, were too late!
37649 Sweet Oh, man, we let down our homies!
37650 Sweet We let the whole hood down!
37651 Ryder Damn! That was some serious shit!
37652 Sweet Yeah, man, those Ballas fools won't try that again!
37653 Sweet Carl, let's get back to the Grove!
37654 CJ A'ight, I'm on it.
37655 Big Smoke Oh man! That food filled a hole!
37656 Ryder You chubby motherfucker!
37657 Ryder Next time you better start blasting or I'll blast you myself!
37658 Sweet Smoke, you wide, man, I mean, wide!
37659 Big Smoke And that's why you love me, baby!
37660 Big Smoke That's one up for the Grove!
37661 Ryder Say what, Smoke?
37662 Ryder All you managed to do was eat my damn food up!
37663 Big Smoke Yeah, it was gettin cold!
37664 Sweet Y'all comin' in for a beer?
37665 Big Smoke Nah baby, I need to get back to the crib.
37666 Big Smoke CJ, gimme a ride?
37667 CJ Alright Smoke, let's go. See y'all later.
37668 CJ What was with you back there, Smoke?
37669 Big Smoke Man, if you can eat your food, while everyone else is losing theirs
37670 Big Smoke and blaming you, you straight homie.
37671 CJ What?
37672 Big Smoke Nothin', nothin'. Just some poetry I read.
37673 CJ Hey Smoke, tell me why you moved out the Grove?
37674 Big Smoke Man, got some money from my aunt - I mean it's a nice place and all,
37675 Big Smoke but the Grove is in my heart, baby - it's where my dogs is at.
37676 CJ Yeah, OK homie.
37677 Big Smoke Hey thanks, Carl. Hey, I've missed having you around, baby.
37678 CJ Thanks, man. I wish Sweet thought like that.
37679 Big Smoke He don't mean it, CJ.
37680 Big Smoke He's still real tor'up about your moms, man.
37681 Big Smoke Here, get yourself a little smokey smoke on Smoke, and relax, homie.
37800 CJ What happened to the Families, where the love at?
37801 Big Smoke Shit happens.
37802 Big Smoke Seville wrongs Temple, Temple wrongs Grove.
37803 Big Smoke Bad blood leads to bad blood.
37804 Big Smoke If you read the book, that's the way of the world, baby!
37805 CJ Yeah, well you know you gotta keep it real.
37806 Big Smoke I admire you, Carl. You're a leader, a visionary.
37807 Big Smoke Remember me when you get to the top.
37808 CJ Give it a rest, Smoke. You're full of shit.
37809 Big Smoke Shit, I'm the best there ever was!
37810 Big Smoke I knew I was the chosen one!
37811 Big Smoke Die, little glass Balla fool!
37812 Big Smoke Cap your ass!
37813 Big Smoke And your ass!
37814 Big Smoke You want some too?
37815 Big Smoke Ice cold, baby!
37816 Big Smoke Eyes closed!
37817 Big Smoke From the hip!
37818 Big Smoke Left handed, I cant get beat!
37819 Emmet Them aint no homing bullets, fool!
37820 Emmet Your brother got all the shooting genes!
37821 Emmet No wonder Lil Brian got his self killed!
37822 Emmet I said the bottle, not the building!
37823 Emmet Youre flinching like a little girl!
37824 Emmet Dont squeeze on that damn trigger, yank on it!
37825 Emmet You know what the bottle looks like, dont cha?
37826 Emmet Come on fool, shoot straight
37827 Emmet Is that the best you got, boy?
37828 Emmet Your shooting is a disgrace
37829 Emmet Yeah, that's real Grove Street style, now!
37830 Emmet Hes got killah all over his soul!
37831 Emmet Ah, Beverly'd be so proud of you, boy.
37832 Emmet Ballas fools gonna be sorry!
37833 Emmet That's it boy!
37834 Emmet Thats good shootin!
37835 Emmet Aw, your makin' me so proud of you!
37836 Big Smoke Oh man, you iced Emmet!
37837 Big Smoke Seville Family's gonna be real pissed!
37838 Big Smoke Where we gonna get our guns from now?
37839 Big Smoke That wasnt a bottle, fool!
37840 Big Smoke CJ, what you gone and done, man?
37841 Big Smoke Oh fuck, Emmet!
37842 Emmet Watch where youre pointing that thing!
37843 Emmet You just iced Big Smoke!
37844 Emmet Holy sh--,crap, Smoke!
37845 Emmet The boys gone loco!
37846 Emmet You are terrible, terrible shot
37847 Emmet Beverly put mercury in your babyfood?
37848 Emmet Calm down boy!
37849 Emmet You cant shoot Smoke!
37850 Big Smoke Damn, you a killer baby, ice cold!
37851 Big Smoke But remember something, real strength comes from within, my brother.
37852 Emmet Listen to the boy.
37853 Big Smoke Yeah, I guess Liberty didn't soften you none, huh?
37854 Big Smoke Hey look, let's split.
37855 Big Smoke Hey, I'll see you around Emmet.
37856 Emmet I'm 100% behind you boys.
37857 Emmet But remember this, you didn't get 'em from me.
37858 Emmet And remember this. Emmet is the place for guns!
37859 Emmet I've always got high quality merchandise.
37860 Emmet And I've been proudly serving the community for over 30 years!
37861 Big Smoke Crazy old fool. Hey look, you drive, man
37862 CJ I seen newer cannons than this strap in a museum. Where we goin'?
37863 Big Smoke Man, I'm real tired, dude, drop me off at my crib, baby.
37864 CJ What's going on, man, shit seems pretty fucked up?
37865 Big Smoke People have to open their eyes, and their hearts, CJ.
37866 CJ What are you talking about?
37867 Big Smoke I'm talking about the choices all men face, brother.
37868 Big Smoke Sometimes, they seem real, but other times there's no choice at all.
37869 CJ At least you still talking shit. You ain't changed a bit.
37870 Big Smoke Who me? No never.
37871 Big Smoke Thanks, CJ, I'll see you around.
37872 CJ Later, Smoke.
37873 CJ Oh, man, check out 'Special Agent Big Smoke'!
38000 Ryder Where we going, homie?
38001 Sweet Rollin' Heights Ballas country.
38002 Sweet Front Yard Ballas country.
38003 Sweet Kilo Trays country.
38004 Ryder Do us a little drive by, huh?
38005 Sweet For real. You down, Carl?
38006 CJ Man I ain't even strapped.
38007 Ryder You ain't cold enough for that shit, CJ.
38008 Ryder You know somethin', matter of fact, you're our chauffeur for this little gig. C'mon.
38009 CJ Gee, thanks G.
38010 Ryder Just don't drive like no fool.
38011 Sweet Yeah - Ballas turf. You dogs ready?
38012 CJ Yeah, for sure, I'm ready.
38013 Sweet Carl, Just concentrate on the driving and we'll take care of the shooting.
38014 Ryder Listen to the man, fool! And try not to park us up a tree or something.
38015 Sweet Yeah if the car stops, we're dead meat.
38016 Ryder What did I say? Told y'all CJ drives like a blind motherfucker.
38017 Ryder CJ, you a mark. Don't ever by a ride, never.
38018 Ryder This fool crashing on purpose - I swear!
38019 Ryder Shit! Get us out of here! We're sitting ducks!
38020 Ryder Damn, man, move! MOVE!
38021 Ryder What is you doing! CJ?!
38022 Ryder Get us the hell out of here!
38023 Ryder Man, they trying to get us popped!
38024 Ryder What the fuck are you doing, CJ? Move it!
38025 Ryder Man, what'd I tell y'all - told you he was a buster!
38026 Sweet Carl, don't run out on me again!
38027 Big Smoke Carl's quitting on us!
38028 Ryder Damn, he's shook us!
38029 Sweet Fuck you, CJ! I'm on it.
38030 Ryder I'll get us up out of here!
38031 Big Smoke Motherfucker! I've got the wheel!
38032 Sweet Smash on it, Carl, smash!
38033 Ryder Damn, the ride is hot! Every one-time in South Central is going to be looking for this car!
38034 Sweet That's right! Now let's get back to the Grove!
38035 Ryder Yeah, what you waiting for, Carl?
38036 Sweet Yeah, Grove is back, man, Grove is back!
38037 CJ Yeah for sure. They was slippin' man!
38038 Ryder Man. I'm shocked you didn't get us killed, CJ!
38039 Ryder Let me check myself. Am I dead?
38040 CJ Yeah, yeah, for sure, you know that. I'll see y'all later.
38041 Sweet Hey, Carl, ignore that motherfucker, you did good today.
38042 Sweet You're down with the Grove and the Ballas know it,
38043 Sweet so watch yourself from now on, CJ.
38044 Big Smoke Here, take this, go get yourself some beers.
38045 Big Smoke We iced them! CJ, let's hunt down some more!
38046 Sweet That was way too easy! Let's go blast on some more Ballas fools.
38047 Ryder What you waiting for, CJ? Find us some more Ballas so we can cap 'em.
38048 Big Smoke Some of those fools are still standing, we gotta make another pass!
38049 Sweet We didn't get all those motherfuckers!
38050 Sweet Let's finish 'em off! Woo Woo!
38051 Ryder Where you going CJ? There's sill some more Ballas need to get popped.
38052 Ryder CJ! You such a liability, man!
38053 Ryder The one-times' on us again!
38054 Ryder CJ! Are you trying to get us pinched?
38055 Sweet C'mon, CJ, we gotta lose this attention!
38056 Sweet CJ, get us to a spray shop!
38057 Sweet C'mon, CJ, get us someplace safe!
38058 Big Smoke Now, what was I sayin'?
38059 Ryder Hey, what was we hollerin' about?
38060 Sweet OK, we're cool. Now what was I sayin'?
38200 Sweet Cover my girl, CJ!
38201 Sweet Keep their heads down, my girls coming out!
38202 Sweet Hurry it up, CJ, we gotta move!
38203 Sweet CJ, get in this damn car and roll!
38204 Sweet CJ there's some heat in my car
38205 Sweet CJ, theres a piece in the trunk of my car!
38206 CJ Where we goin then?
38207 Sweet She should hang out at our place, until those Seville fools calm down.
38208 Sweet Just want to make things clear, though, we aint no item or nothing like that - nothing like that, baby.
38209 Sweet's Girlfriend And what was last night huh?
38210 Sweet's Girlfriend And whats with all the, "Girl, youre somethin special!"
38211 Sweet's Girlfriend And, "Cmon, girl, you know I love you!"
38212 Sweet Well I do, just dont think theres no wedding bells around the corner, thats all.
38213 Sweet's Girlfriend We will talk about this in private Sweet Johnson
38214 CJ You in trouble now Sweet
38215 Sweet Eyes on the road, motherfucker!
38216 Sweet We got Seville on our tail, CJ!
38217 Sweet Pick it up, CJ, we aint givin up!
38218 Sweet Seville Families on our case, nigga!
38219 Sweet Shit they tryin' to ram us!
38220 Sweet CJ, theyre trying to ram us!
38221 Sweet I'll see you inside, baby.
38222 Sweet Man, this set tripping is killing the Families.
38223 Sweet You did good back there!
38224 CJ Hey, I'm a Johnson boy!
38225 Sweet Hey, I got unfinished business. Big love.
38226 Sweet That's my brother!
38227 Sweet Get a car and we'll meet you out front!
38228 Sweet Don't worry, girl, I don't drive as bad as CJ!
38229 Sweet She's got a sister, CJ, you want her number?
38230 Sweet Man, Seville Families gone too far this time!
38231 Sweet Seville trying to start a war or something!
38232 CJ Yo' dick getting us both in trouble again, Sweet!
38233 CJ Shit is crazy, bro! We gotta bring the Families back together!
38234 CJ Green blasting on green ain't no way to run the Families!
38235 Sweet's Girlfriend This wasn't the 'good time' I was thinking about, Sweet!
38236 Sweet's Girlfriend You better make this up to me, Sweet!
38237 Sweet's Girlfriend I can't never go back home now!
38238 Sweet's Girlfriend Sweet, we gotta go back for my stuff!
38400 Sweet We're gonna need some allies.
38401 CJ Yeah I'm gonna call up the homies and get us a little crew.
38402 Sweet But I warned you about putting time in for the homies.
38403 Sweet You ain't got enough stripes to rally up the troops.
38404 CJ What can I do about that now?
38405 Sweet Head over to Ballas' hood, and put some work in.
38406 Sweet Bad news travels fast.
38407 Sweet I'll be waiting for you back here.
38408 Sweet Cool, we'll take my ride.
38409 CJ Hey, where to?
38410 Sweet Just along the block up there by the bridge.
38411 Sweet I know a couple of Grove Streets we can bring along.
38412 CJ A Grove posse? Man, you know I'm down with that.
38413 Sweet Get out and muster up the troops, CJ!
38414 Sweet There they go - get out and bring them along.
38415 Sweet There they are, go get 'em!
38416 Sweet CJ, you been hitting Ryder's wet stick?
38417 Sweet What the fuck you doing, CJ?
38418 Sweet Oh, CJ, you such a asshole!
38419 Sweet Tell those guys to beat it - I got two OGs in mind.
38420 Sweet I told you I had two Gs in mind - tell these fools to roll!
38421 Sweet OK, let's cut corners - we got a couple of homies to meet up with.
38422 Sweet We'll go around back of Los Sepulcros and sneak over the wall.
38423 Sweet C'mon, CJ, we gotta get in position before the funeral starts.
38424 Sweet Get a move on, CJ, we gonna be late!
38425 Sweet We got get there early, CJ!
38426 Sweet We missed the damn funeral!
38427 Sweet Too late, man, the funeral's over.
38428 Sweet This is it.
38429 Sweet Carl, you stay put while we hop over the wall and check it out.
38430 Sweet OK, CJ, come on over!
38431 Sweet Y'all know CJ, right?
38432 Sweet These two boys been watching Front Yard Ballas set things up.
38433 Sweet Y'all take up positions, and wait for Kane.
38434 CJ Kane? Ain't that cat front yard royalty?
38435 Sweet Yeah, so if there's a hint of trouble, he's a no-show.
38436 Sweet CJ. you fool, Kane won't show now!
38437 Sweet Aw, man, Kane ain't gonna show now.
38438 Sweet You blew the ambush, CJ, you buster!
38439 Sweet Here he comes...
38440 Sweet Looks like that buster's wearing armor.
38441 Sweet Might take a round or two to drop his ass.
38442 Sweet OK, CJ, you take Kane, and we'll take the rest of these fools out.
38443 Sweet You take Kane, CJ - we got the small fry.
38444 Sweet CJ, you take care of Kane - you guys, take care of these other marks!
38445 Sweet Kane's headed for that Ballas car!
38446 Sweet There's a Ballas car coming to bail out Kane!
38447 Sweet Kane's bailing!
38448 Sweet C'mon, we'll take that car over there!
38449 Sweet C'mon, let's use this car!
38450 Sweet We can take this car!
38451 Sweet Get that ride for us, CJ!
38452 Sweet OK, I've busted in, c'mon!
38453 Sweet C'mon, CJ, I've busted into this bucket!
38454 Sweet Smash, CJ, smash! We gotta catch him before he reaches the Front Yard set!
38455 Sweet Stamp it, CJ, we gotta get after that fool before he gets home!
38456 Sweet Get me close, CJ!
38457 Sweet Keep it steady!
38458 Sweet Get me alongside!
38459 Sweet Get alongside so I can blast this fool!
38460 Sweet Aw, shit, he's safe and sound now.
38461 Sweet Aw, shit, he done made it to the pizzad.
38462 Sweet Aw fuck! He outran us, FUCK!
38463 Sweet Eat that you Front Yard FOOL!
38464 Sweet Nobody messes with GROVE STREET!
38465 Sweet C'mon, let's bail back to Ganton!
38466 Sweet Nice one, CJ!
38467 Sweet I'll get us a getaway car, you guys take out the rest of those Ballas!
38468 Sweet OK, everybody in, let's roll!
38469 Sweet Man, we was a force back there.
38470 Sweet Everybody go home, stay low, we ain't seen each other all day, copy?
38471 Sweet I'll catch you later, Carl.
38600 Sweet CJ, you roll
38601 Sweet CJ you ride partner
38602 Sweet Bro, you roll
38603 Sweet Carl, you gone drive?
38604 Sweet Take us home bro
38605 Sweet Back to Grove St CJ!
38606 Sweet Get us home dude
38607 Sweet Get us back to the hood, CJ!
38608 Sweet Get us home dude
38609 Sweet We better get home now CJ
38610 Sweet Street lights on CJ
38611 Sweet Can someone get my back?
38612 Sweet I'm getting dumped on
38613 Sweet Back me fool!
38614 Sweet Let's split!
38615 Sweet Lets get the fuck outta here
38616 Sweet It's on top, lets get out of here
38617 Sweet Lets get outta this shit
38618 Sweet We need a hoot
38619 Sweet Somebody get a hoot
38620 Sweet Carl, somebody get us a car
38621 Sweet Smash
38622 Sweet Drive!
38623 Sweet CJ get out!
38624 Sweet CJ, drive cool dude
38625 Sweet Listen to me for a second
38626 Sweet Turn that shit down
38627 Sweet Thats just how it is
38628 Sweet You understand me now?
38629 Sweet Carl!
38630 Sweet Nah CJ!
38631 Sweet CJ man, come on dude.
38632 Sweet Good Rolling with you dog, here's some paper
38633 Sweet Here you go, don't waste it no bullshit
38634 Sweet Heres a little money dude
38635 Sweet You did ok. Heres a little paper CJ
38636 Sweet CJ
38637 Sweet Carl you fucking fool
38638 Sweet Come on Partner
38639 Sweet You aint no partner of mine!
38640 Sweet You must have been adopted!
38641 Sweet Don't be a buster, CJ!
38642 Sweet CJ you always was a bitch!
38643 Sweet CJ Relax
38644 Sweet CJ, for once, don't be a punk!
38800 CJ Uhhh... a helmet inspection officer
38801 CJ Eh, you see that shit? Look over there!
38802 CJ There!
38803 CJ Eh, Cesar, Im coming at you, where you at?
38804 CJ Alright, hold up! I'll be there in a minute
38805 CJ I hope thats a gun at the back of my head, and not something else.
38806 CJ I cant. Im learning, get in.
38807 CJ Yeah. Leave him, he should be OK.
38808 CJ Where we goin'?
38809 Cesar They were headed over Angel Pine way. Follow the road and maybe we can pick them up!
38810 Cesar There it is, holmes!
38811 CJ Here, I brought a camera.
38812 CJ Take the stick then, Ill take the photos!
38813 CJ Just keep her steady and dont crash!
38814 CJ Quite a mix meetin down there.
38815 CJ These guys look organized.
38816 CJ They packing serious heat;
38817 CJ Macs, Uzis, rifles - these fools connected.
38818 CJ Shit, Ryder - damned sherm-head fool!
38819 CJ Oh man, its true, Ballas rule the Families!
38820 CJ Ha ha! Thats real pimp shit right there.
38821 CJ Whats his role in this, he aint copping?
38822 CJ A case full of yay each...
38823 CJ Oh yeah, hes keeping real quiet.
38824 CJ Could be just the driver
38825 CJ I dont like the look of him though.
38826 CJ I think he on to us.
38827 CJ Shit, he's on to us alright
38828 CJ I'ma try to land this thing before it blow
38829 CJ Theyll all be long gone by now.
38830 CJ Coolio Man, we got what we came for.
38831 CJ I don't like the look of that guy.
38832 CJ Ah shit, I think they peeped us out.
38833 CJ Oh fuck! OH FUCK!
38834 CJ Get us out of here!
38835 CJ That was some heavy shit!
38836 Cesar We better split up and get outta here. I'll meet you back at the garage!
38837 CJ Coolio. We got what we came for anyway.
38838 CJ Ryder, you sherm-head!
38839 CJ What's he rolling with Ballas for?
38840 Cesar This business is bigger than any gang, ese.
38841 CJ Who's this guy, Aztecas? Vagos?
38842 CJ Ryder, little bitch!
38843 CJ That must be the cash...
38844 CJ They're being clever about this. There ain't no exchange or nothin' incriminating.
38845 CJ What now? Was that it?
38846 CJ This guy takes himself real serious!
38847 Cesar That's T-Bone Mendez.
38848 CJ There's the courier with a fresh load of yay for Ryder and his new friends.
38849 CJ More San Fierro Rifa, by the looks of things.
38850 CJ They sure keep their security tight!
38851 CJ This more than a few thugs pushing a product. This is a serious organization.
38852 Cesar How many of these clowns are there?
38853 CJ I know a pimp when I see one!
38854 Cesar Hey, who's the gringo?
39000 Pedestrian What would your mother think?
39001 Pedestrian Youre as bad as them!
39002 Pedestrian Filth like you always has to pay for sex!
39003 Pedestrian Oh! Youre disgusting!
39004 Jizzy Wait up, Mr. C-to-the-Jay!
39005 Jizzy See that pretty young thang in my car?
39006 Jizzy Drop her off at the hotel Downtown.
39007 Jizzy Use my carphone to gimme a ring-a-ding when you're done.
39008 Jizzy And watch the rims, playa!
39009 Jizzy Treat that baby like the Pope Mobile!
39010 CJ Hey Jizzy, it's Carl, I just dropped off your girl.
39011 Jizzy Church! Got a little errand for you to run
39012 Jizzy before you deal with that problem I was just talking about.
39013 Jizzy Some young buck thinks he's a playa,
39014 Jizzy been trying to peel my hos over in Hashbury.
39015 Jizzy Now one of my girls over there just eyeballed the punk
39016 Jizzy I want you to get your ass over there and ice that pretender!
39017 CJ Hey, it's CJ.
39018 CJ Just to let you know you don't have to worry about no competition in Hashbury.
39019 Jizzy Worry? Did I say I was worried?
39020 Jizzy No I did not.
39021 Jizzy Now to the real deal.
39022 Jizzy Some of my girls in the Foster Valley been getting knuckled over.
39023 Jizzy I want you to get your ass up there and nose around - find out what's going on.
39024 CJ Whats happenin?
39025 Jizzy Man, my bitches are in peril as we speak!
39026 Jizzy Get your ass over there now!
39027 CJ Mr. Jizzy, it's CJ.
39028 Jizzy You is a bad luck charm, clucky!
39029 Jizzy That girl you dropped off Downtown wants out of the game!
39030 Jizzy Her sugar daddy wants to take her off the streets!
39031 Jizzy Nobody turns my hos!
39032 Jizzy Now you get your ass back to the hotel, and you make an example out of all of 'em!
39033 CJ Everything's been taken care of, Mr. Jizzy!
39034 Jizzy Oh, CJ, you's a playa's right hand, baby.
39035 Jizzy Oh, and by the way - that car's just come up over on an APB.
39036 Jizzy Dump it, keep it, whatever.
39037 CJ Oh, for sure, you got that, man.
39038 Jizzy Just keep it away from me, my hos, and my club!
39039 Priest The Lord sent me to save your thread-bear soul, harlot!
39040 Priest Get in the car and remove your filthy vestments,
39041 Priest so I my better gaze upon thine corruption!
39042 Priest Driver,
39043 Priest get us out of here before the devil's right hand snatches this po'girl from salvation!
39044 Driver Right away, your evangelical holiness!
39045 Priest The Devil comes to claim his own, Godspeed, driver, Godspeed!
39046 Priest We need more than just the Lord's benefaction!
39047 Priest Wheres my cell phone?
39048 Priest Hello, God Squad? I need the wrath of the Lord and I need it now!
39049 Priest Don't worry, girl, the Lord's army will come to our aid!
39050 Priest Now just keep undressing...
39051 Priest That's right, put your hand there...
39052 Priest Holy fuck, Ive dropped my phone!
39053 Priest Be gone, foul abomination!
39054 Priest Argh, he comes for us!
39055 Priest Faster, driver, faster!
39056 Priest Ow! Watch those teeth, girl!
39057 Priest Argh! Careful with the 'little bishop', whore!
39058 Prostitute Here comes my playa, now you in real trouble.
39059 Unknown I was pimpetry in motion 'til you showed up.
39060 Unknown This is my track, sucka!
39061 Unknown Square, you have no business touching me
39062 Unknown Man, I ain't got time for you!
39063 Unknown Mmm, you walked in like a winner, bitch!
39064 Unknown Bitch, I'm knocking, now let me in.
39065 Unknown You ready for sexin' with proper direction?
39066 Unknown Yo, I had to put the price tag on that pussy.
39067 Unknown Lookin' like a million bucks in my pocket.
39068 Unknown Mmmm... Miss Mighty! Lettin' it all hang out!
39069 Unknown Hola mhijo!
39070 Unknown Ooh! What a strong pecho!
39071 Unknown Ever had half-n-half with a sucia like me?
39072 CJ Yeah, go on.
39073 Unknown I'll do things your ruca won't.
39074 CJ I'm listening, honest!
39075 Unknown I'm no slut but I need the feria.
39076 CJ Uh huh, real interesting.
39077 Unknown Whatever, puto
39078 Unknown Later, ese.
39200 Unknown Hey, what the fuck you doing man?!
39201 Unknown Hey what the fuck's your problem?
39202 Unknown You trying to get us both killed?
39203 Toreno Our guys are waiting for us a quarter mile further up the road on the right.
39204 T-Bone Hey holmes, where you going?
39205 CJ Rule number 1, never drive a direct route
39206 T-Bone Man, what the fuck are you talking about?
39207 T-Bone You do what we tell you..
39208 T-Bone Get us over there now!
39209 Toreno Hey, leavethe kid alone, he's doing fine!
39210 T-Bone Man, fuck that, I just want to get this next shipment out of the way.
39211 Toreno Hey, and we will.
39212 Toreno Stop cursing around me, you know I'm sensitive you fuck!
39213 Toreno Get out and grab a bike.
39214 Toreno This shipment has to get to the factory.
39215 Toreno You make sure it does, we make it worth your while.
39216 Toreno Hold it, Mendez, we got business elsewhere.
39217 Toreno He can take care of this just fine by himself.
39218 Toreno We're watching you, kid.
39219 T-Bone Si mon, ese. We're watching.
39220 CJ Get the van out of sight, and Im gonna draw the cops away.
39221 CJ OK, we made it, but the cops gonna be all over the spot real soon.
39222 CJ Get the van out of sight, I'm gonna get out of here!
39223 T-Bone Yeah, I'll be back for you Johnson!
39400 Jizzy Hey, I thought we was friends!
39401 Jizzy You're blowing your chance to be a playa!
39402 Jizzy We can talk about this, homie!
39403 Jizzy You're wrecking my ride!
39404 Jizzy CJ, brother, you're gonna have to reconsider your position!
39405 Jizzy I can fix anything for you in this town, anything!
39406 Jizzy CJ, you're a fool, A FOOL!
39407 Jizzy I won't forget this, CJ, you hear me?
39408 Jizzy You realize how much this paint job cost?
39409 Jizzy Back off, fool!
39410 Jizzy I got money - always!
39411 Guard Sorry, man, private function.
39412 Guard Jizzy doesn't want to be disturbed.
39413 Guard You ain't getting in!
39600 Cesar Hey, holmes, I'm up here. Go around the back!
39601 CJ Hey man.
39602 Cesar Nice job getting that phone message.
39603 Cesar So, what's up with Jizzy?
39604 CJ Dead. So, what's the plan?
39605 Cesar T-Bone's security got here real early.
39606 Cesar They've got men on the roofs watching over the pier.
39607 Cesar Eh.
39608 Cesar OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see you.
39609 Cesar That was Woozie's boys, they're in place.
39610 Cesar Look, down by the side entrance.
39611 CJ Shit, they headin' up to the roof!
39612 CJ Shit!
39613 CJ Mira, we're gonna have to take out T-Bone's men on the rooftops before this whole gig blows wide open!
39614 Cesar Take the shot, CJ, theyll be up there any moment!
39615 Cesar Shit they walked right into it!
39616 Cesar Take 'em out, CJ, they're right in the thick of it!
39617 Cesar One of those Triad boys is down!
39618 Cesar Hey, that's one more Mountain Cloud Boy down!
39619 Cesar They're getting cut to pieces, CJ, shoot those damn Rifas!
39620 Cesar Oh yeah, One down...
39621 Cesar That's it, CJ, keep icing those Rifa!
39622 Cesar Just a few more, holmes...
39623 Cesar Some more to the right..
39624 Cesar Hey, there's still some on the left, CJ...
39625 Cesar Oh, man, you just let them get wiped out!
39626 Cesar CJ, what happened? You just let them get cut to pieces!
39627 Cesar We can't do this without Woozie's boys, man...
39628 Cesar You can break the news to Woozie, holmes.
39629 Cesar Nice one CJ!
39630 Cesar Let's head on over and see what we can see
39631 Triad Gang Member Nice shooting, CJ.
39632 Triad Gang Member We should be able to see everything from up here.
39633 Cesar Here comes T-Bone....
39634 CJ And here's that snake Ryder.
39635 CJ Look at that fool, hanging out with the Ballas like they was life long pals.
39636 Triad Gang Member CJ, you head down when youre ready,
39637 Triad Gang Member well give you cover from up here.
39638 CJ Something ain't right. Where's Toreno?
39639 Cesar Chopper inbound!
39640 CJ That's gotta be Toreno.
39641 CJ Oh shit, he'll see the bodies on the rooftops!
39642 Cesar Too late, man, he's tripping out!
39643 Triad Gang Member Tear gas! Theyre taking off!
39644 Traid Gang Member Head down, well cover you!
39645 CJ So much for a surprise, c'mon, we gotta take these fools right now!
39646 CJ Smoke grenades!
39647 CJ Hold up, something ain't right, where's Toreno at?
39648 CJ Man, my busting was tight!
39649 CJ Hey Ryder, sherm-head asshole,
39650 CJ where do you think you're going?
39651 Ryder C... Can't stop me...
39652 Cesar What do you wanna do with him, holmes?
39653 CJ You sold us out Ryder. You fucked with us all!
39654 Ryder I'm a motherfucking genius!
39655 Ryder Aauuuauuughhhh...!
39656 Cesar Mendez, I see you, Rifa motherfucker!
39657 T-Bone Yeah, Ill be back for you, Johnson!
39658 Cesar He's headed for those boats!
39659 CJ Don't worry about it, I got this.
39660 Partygoer Hey, that's my pinche boat!
39661 Partygoer Oh my God, my boat!
39662 Partygoer Stop, you pinche bastard!
39663 CJ 'Sup Cesar.
39664 Cesar You OK, holmes, we been watching from the pier with binoculars!
39665 CJ Yeah, I'm good, I think.
39666 CJ Listen, you better clear out. The cops gonna be all over the spot in a minute.
39667 Cesar Sure thing, see you back at the garage!
39800 CJ Hey man, is it ready?
39801 Triad Gang Member She's all set. Get in.
39802 Triad Gang Member She's packing enough to take out that crack lab.
39803 Triad Gang Member I've wired in a delay timer, to give you time to get out.
39804 CJ Cool. Good lookin'.
39805 Drug Dealer Hey, some loco bastard is blasting on our homeboys!
39806 Drug Dealer It's a hit!
39807 Drug Dealer We're being hit!
39808 Drug Dealer Get out there and kill the fool!
39809 Drug Dealer Open the gates and waste the dumb fuck, holmes!
39810 Drug Dealer Blast the moron, open the gate!
39811 Drug Dealer Who the fuck are you!
39812 Drug Dealer What the fuck is he doing?
39813 Drug Dealer This ain't no parking lot!
39814 Drug Dealer Shit, I'm so fried I'm seeing shit!
39815 Drug Dealer Have I missed something here?
40000 Barber Shave Sound
40200 T-Bone Get in the car!
40201 T-Bone C'mon, take a seat.
40202 T-Bone Carl, lets go for a drive.
40203 T-Bone C'mon, take the wheel!
40204 T-Bone C'mon, get in!
40205 T-Bone I should have killed you when I had the chance
40206 T-Bone I'm gonna hunt you down Johnson
40207 T-Bone You're dead meat!
40208 T-Bone Get your fucking ass in the car, A Johnson.
40209 T-Bone Get in!
40210 T-Bone Hey, just get in the fucking car!
40211 T-Bone Hey, you better get in this fucking car Johnson
40212 T-Bone Hey Johnson, drive!
40213 T-Bone Drive Johnson
40214 T-Bone Hey holmes, you're driving
40215 T-Bone Take the wheel
40216 T-Bone Hey Johnson, hold up man
40217 T-Bone Stay right there man, wait up!
40218 T-Bone Stop right there man, wait for me dog
40219 T-Bone We gonna take them down!
40220 T-Bone Hit 'em hard, holmes
40221 T-Bone Hit 'em hard
40222 T-Bone Don't give 'em time to think
40223 T-Bone We need another ramfla now
40224 T-Bone Man, we need a ride now Johnson
40225 T-Bone Somebody gotta go get us a g-ride now
40226 T-Bone Hey man, get us out of here
40227 T-Bone The fuck you waiting for? GO!
40228 T-Bone Go! Go! Go!
40229 T-Bone Hey holmes, start the gas holmes
40230 T-Bone Get outta here!
40231 T-Bone Hey, here holmes, and you better not say shit
40232 T-Bone You better act like this shit never happened
40233 T-Bone Take this and keep your mouth shut
40234 T-Bone Look what you've done now man
40235 T-Bone Man, you a fucking libilty
40236 T-Bone You ain't nothing but a dumbass
40237 T-Bone Hey stop that man!
40238 T-Bone What the fuck?!!?
40400 strange wobble like sound
40401 Selecting sound effect
40402 Collision
40403 Sound effect ????
40404 Bloop
40405 Selecting sound effect
40406 Kiss noise
40407 beep beep
40408 Sound effect Whoosh
40600 Weird engine sounding noises (Alien like)
40800 Toreno Get in the car!
40801 Toreno Cmon, take a seat.
40802 Toreno Carl, lets go for a drive.
40803 Toreno Cmon, take the wheel!
40804 Toreno Cmon, get in!
40805 Toreno Pick your targets
40806 Toreno Drop the principals (??) ok?
40807 Toreno Hit em!
40808 Toreno Fall back
40809 Toreno Ok, let's get out of here!
40810 Toreno We need a car
40811 Toreno We need transport
40812 Toreno We need a vehicle
40813 Toreno What? Am I going to run there? Get us a car!
40814 Toreno Get us out of here!!
40815 Toreno Get us the fuck out of here will you?
40816 Toreno Make us scars
40817 Toreno Well done Carl!
40818 Toreno Carl, well done
40819 Toreno A true patriot Carl
40820 Toreno Carl, another blow to communism
41000 Male redneck Whos this guy?
41001 Male redneck Dunno but he looks kinda shifty!
41002 Male redneck Stop that dang varmint!!
41003 Male redneck Roll him in some pig shit!
41004 Male redneck Oh, my pride and joy!
41005 Male redneck He ain't sleeping with my sister
41006 Male redneck You dont belong around here!
41007 Male redneck We got a snooper, folks!
41008 Male redneck Whos the smog sucker?!
41009 Male redneck He aint got no good about him!
41010 Male redneck Blast the hair-brained coot!
41011 Male redneck Aint nobody knows hes here!
41012 Male redneck Hes got my nooky wagon!
41013 Male redneck Whatever you want, it aint here, mister!
41014 Male redneck We didnt order no shit delivery!
41015 Male redneck Feed him to the pigs!
41016 Male redneck Whos this dang chicken wrangler?!
41017 Male redneck Trouble is all he looks like to me, friend!
41018 Male redneck We got ourselves a chase, cue the banjo music
41019 Male redneck There he is, get him
41020 Male redneck Get him! Hes got Betsy!
41021 Male redneck Youll get nothing but trouble here, son!
41022 Male redneck You aint welcome, not no way, not no how!
41023 Male redneck Hes some loco drughead, get him!
41024 Male redneck Whos this city slicker?
41025 Male redneck He aint got a clue where he is!
41026 Male redneck Holy snout rings, hes getting away!
41027 Male redneck Throw him down the pit with the others!!
41028 Male redneck He's a combine rustler!! That son of a bitch is stealin' Betsy!
41029 Male redneck You come to the wrong farm, boy.
41030 Male redneck This ain't no country club, fella!
41031 Male redneck He's high on evil, beat the lord into him!
41032 Female redneck Hey, who is this guy?
41033 Female redneck Beat him down, it's all he's good for!
41034 Female redneck Somebody run and get the darn sheriff!
41035 Female redneck Beat him down, its all hes good for!
41036 Female redneck Hes got the family car!
41037 Female redneck This heres private land, stranger.
41038 Female redneck What the, whats he doin?
41039 Female redneck Dont ignore us, you dumb mute!
41040 Truth Man, you've brought peace back to my valley, thank you, friend.
41041 Truth I'll call you when the whoop-de-doo is ready,
41042 Truth just make sure you get that cash.
41200 Truth Assholes! Right-wing assholes!
41201 CJ I don't, I don't feel too good...
41202 Truth It's a crying shame, ain't it.
41203 CJ No I mean I think I'm gonna black out!
41204 Truth Fight the ocean and you will drown, brother!
41205 Truth Carl, man, we'll take the mothership and get our shit out of here!
41206 CJ Go get her fired up!
41207 CJ I'll finish burnin' and I'll follow you!
41208 CJ Hey, I'm kinda busy, lemme get back at you.
41209 Truth Carl, it's me! Get those cops off my damn tail!
41210 CJ What you pull over for?
41211 Truth You better drive. I haven't driven in 15 years.
41212 CJ You was doin' alright.
41213 Truth Yeah, then the fear hit me.
41214 Truth Now I'm rolling a number to calm the waves!
41215 CJ Ok, hold on!
41216 CJ Jesus, we're screwed, when'd you get this?
41217 Truth 1967
41218 CJ How you get around if you don't drive?
41219 Truth I have an astral goat called 'Herbie'.
41220 Truth She's faster than most, but gettin' old...
41221 CJ Yeah, whatever man, you talkin' shit.
41222 Truth Hey, you want a hit on this? A little Temple Charas
41223 Truth in a cocktail with some Nepalese munga munga.
41224 CJ Put that thing out, man, I can't see.
41225 Truth Hey, mellow out, brother. It's good shit.
41226 CJ Put it out, motherfucker, I'm warning you!
41227 Truth Wooah, chill the fuck out!
41228 Truth Firstly, you are a real buzz killer, amigo.
41229 Truth And secondly, I never made love to my mother. She wouldn't.
41230 Truth And thirdly, we're in this together, so be cool.
41231 CJ Sorry, man, I just don't drive when I'm faded.
41232 CJ Hey, this thing go any faster?
41233 Truth Man, we got 3 tons of grass on board,
41234 Truth the engine block is held together with a macramĂŽ hammock, and it's running on 15-year-old cooking oil.
41235 CJ Shit. Can you shoot?
41236 Truth Shoot? I'm a hippy!
41237 Truth The only thing I've shot is acid.
41238 Truth I heard about this dude who snorted it once.
41239 Truth Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog. Whooo!
41240 CJ What's with all the aluminum foil, man?
41241 Truth Protection from mind control, dude.
41242 CJ Mind control?
41243 Truth Induction of images, sound or emotion using microwave radiation.
41244 Truth D'you know how many government satellites
41245 Truth are watching any citizen at any moment?
41246 CJ No.
41247 Truth Twenty-three.
41248 Truth Do you know how many religious relics are kept at the Pentagon?
41249 CJ No I don't.
41250 Truth Twenty-three.
41251 Truth You see a pattern emerging here, man?
41252 CJ Man, I'm seeing patterns all over the place!
41253 CJ Get that smoke outta my face!
41254 CJ We got a chopper on our tail, we'll never shake 'em now.
41255 Truth Hold on, I got a little something back here I was saving for a rainy day.
41256 CJ Holy motherfucker!
41257 CJ Where'd you get that?
41258 Truth Found it in a bail of Thai Sticks.
41259 Truth Shame really, I was going to make it into a lamp.
41260 Truth There she is, brother; San Fierro: the City of Psychedelic Wonders!
41261 CJ Man, I can't believe I ain't been here before.
41262 Truth There ain't a better place to escape the man, man.
41263 CJ OK, Mr. San Fierro, where's the spot at?
41264 Truth It's in Doherty on the East side of Fierro,
41265 Truth between Garcia and Easter Basin.
41266 Truth This is the place.
41267 Truth Whoa, Jesus dude, looks like you've been fed a bummer.
41268 CJ Shit, I better call Cesar!
41269 CJ Hey Cesar, no time to talk, man!
41270 CJ I'm on my way to San Fierro, OK,
41271 CJ I'll meet you and Kendl at that garage I won at that races!
41272 CJ Holla at y'all later!
41400 Truth Get in the car, quick!
41401 Truth Get in the car, it's a Faraday cage, man!
41402 Truth C'mon, Carl, get the fuck in!
41403 Truth Come on Carl, get in dude
41404 Truth You know I hate driving
41405 Truth I forgot which pedal steer.
41406 Truth Carl, you better drive, I just dropped
41407 Truth Dude Carl, wait up man!
41408 Truth Yo Carl, wait up dude!
41409 Truth Slow down man, I can't keep up
41410 Truth Hey don't desert me friend!
41411 Truth Oh oh Carl, do something oh
41412 Truth Hey Carl, give me a hand here
41413 Truth Hey Carl, help!
41414 Truth Hey dude, help, what about that?
41415 Truth Hope we're going to need some more wheels
41416 Truth Hey Carl, we gotta get some new wheels
41417 Truth Oh man we need a poluter
41418 Truth Go, go, go!
41419 Truth They'll punch him in
41420 Truth Get us the fuck out of here, now!
41421 Truth We need the next dimension dude!
41422 Truth Whao man, this is an interesting way to travel
41423 Truth Are you controlling this thing dude, or what?
41424 Truth Dude, Carl, wait up, man!
41425 Truth Yo, Carl, wait up dude!
41426 Truth Slow down man, I cant keep up!
41427 Truth Hey, dont desert me, friend!
41428 Truth Ok, I've said my piece
41429 Truth Alright, now you understand?!
41430 Truth Whao, Carl dude. No....
41431 Truth Carl, dude, man!
41432 Truth Far out, have a nice trip, dude.
41600 Train sounds
41601 Blowing sound noise
41602 Object being dropped
41603 Pager sound effect
41604 electric circuit failure
41800 Bell noise
42000 Male Valet Shit, what if the guests see him?
42001 Male Valet Oh man, why did you do that for?
42002 Male Valet Oh great, nice one!
42003 Male Valet Sir, this area isnt for guests.
42004 Male Valet This area is restricted to guests.
42005 Male Valet Ill park her for you sir.
42006 Male Valet Welcome to the Vank Hoff Hotel sir.
42007 Male Valet Wed like to welcome you to our hotel sir.
42008 Male Valet Enjoy your stay sir
42009 Male Valet Hey, you can't do that!
42010 Male Valet Hey you, stop!
42011 Male Valet Hey, hey get back here!
42200 FBI Agent Hey, who are you?
42201 FBI Agent Hold it right there and identify yourself!
42202 FBI Agent FBI! Whats your business here?
42203 FBI Agent Hitman! Take cover!
42204 FBI Agent Its a hit!
42205 FBI Agent Everybody down!
42206 FBI Agent Get that dossier out of here!
42207 FBI Agent Get out of here, Ill handle this guy!
42208 FBI Agent Get out of here, Ill cover you!
42400 CJ Hey Eddie! You know Tenpenny gonna rub you out too!
42401 Pulaski Carl, you got it all wrong, pal!
42402 Pulaski Tenpenny was the one saving your ass!
42403 Pulaski Every time I wanted to get rid of you he'd find some excuse to keep you alive!
42404 Pulaski Well, now it's up to me, and I ain't such a fucking soft touch!
42405 Pulaski So how's your sister?
42406 Pulaski I always had a thing for her.
42407 Pulaski Tenpenny and I got some great shots of her and her varrio boyfriend going at it like a couple of horny Chihuahuas.
42408 Pulaski Man, does she put out like a pro!
42409 CJ Screw you Pulaski!
42410 CJ I know what you're trying to do, and you ain't gonna crawl inside my head.
42411 Pulaski I ain't kidding!
42412 Pulaski It's the best stake-out I ever done!
42413 Pulaski Carl, you should have seen your moms before she was buried.
42414 Pulaski She was a real mess - most her face was hanging off!
42415 CJ Don't fucking talk about my Moms!
42416 Pulaski The boys, you know, they fooled around with her at the scene, you know...
42417 Pulaski ... touching her, joking around and shit.
42418 CJ Fuck you, Pulaski, FUCK YOU!
42419 Pulaski Heh heh heh!
42420 CJ Not feeling so fucking full of yourself now, huh?
42421 Pulaski Yeah, well them's the breaks... fuck...
42422 CJ Any last requests?
42423 Pulaski Yeah... can I fuck your sister?
42424 CJ You a asshole to the end. Punk motherfucker!
42600 Coins being thrown into soda machine
42601 Coins being thrown into vending machine
42800 Car humming
42801 Siren noise
42802 Short fence noise
42803 Object being dropped
43000 Beep
43001 Coin payout
43200 CJ Ah shit, here we go again.
43201 CJ Worst place in the world.
43202 CJ Rollin Heights Balla country.
43203 CJ I ain't represented Grove Street in five years,
43204 CJ but the Ballas won't give a shit.
43205 CJ Grove Street - Home.
43206 CJ At least it was before I fucked everything up.
43400 Gym Challenge Dialogue (White Boxer) Hey, you wanna learn some new moves?
43401 Gym Challenge Dialogue (White Boxer) Your choice, man, but I know you'll be back!
43402 Gym Challenge Dialogue (White Boxer) You need a fighter's physique! Go put on some muscle!
43403 Gym Challenge Dialogue (White Boxer) You think you can last a round with me?
43404 Gym Challenge Dialogue (White Boxer) Watch this, it will come in handy.
43405 Gym Challenge Dialogue (White Boxer) Rush your opponent and strike fast!
43406 Gym Challenge Dialogue (White Boxer) You gotta press home your advantage!
43407 Gym Challenge Dialogue (White Boxer) Just keep piling on the pressure - dont give your opponent time to fight back!
43600 Casino Woman Place your bets,please!
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43800 Woozie We'll need a ride, mine's getting some bodywork done to it.
43801 CJ Alright, don't trip.
43802 CJ Hurry up, Woozie. Whats the problem?
43803 Woozie Yeah, err, Im just checking my bearings.
43804 Woozie The Blood Feather Triad have a storehouse around the block.
43805 Woozie We shall see what excuses they have to offer.
43806 CJ OK. So what's all this talk of business?
43807 Woozie Some small time Vietnamese gangs have been making trouble lately.
43808 Woozie We're not sure why they're gaining any courage now, but I'm nervous about the situation.
43809 CJ How do I fit in all of this?
43810 Woozie You're an outsider.
43811 Woozie This is the place!
43812 CJ What's that smell?
43813 Woozie Laundry.
43814 Woozie Come on, it's this way.
43815 CJ Hey, what's with all these people?
43816 CJ Where they going?
43817 Woozie Something isn't right here. We should be careful...
43818 Woozie Follow me.
43819 Woozie Something's not right.
43820 CJ No shit, where everybody at?
43821 Woozie Hiding, scared. I can smell them.
43822 Woozie We should proceed with caution.
43823 Woozie This way, I think.
43824 Woozie Hold on, just getting my bearings.
43825 Woozie This is very interesting
43826 Woozie Hmmm, yes, intriguing...
43827 Woozie With the wind on my right, sooo...
43828 Woozie Was it fifteen paces, or fifteen feet?
43829 Woozie Ah, no, now I've got it...
43830 Woozie Two stalls then turn left. No, right.
43831 Woozie Thats the smell I was after.
43832 Woozie Now... where's that loose cobble?
43833 Woozie Should be a sewer right about here...
43834 Woozie Ah, the unmistakable skitter of tiny rat feet!
43835 Woozie 18, 19, twenty. Now was it right or left?
43836 Woozie Do you hear something?
43837 CJ Yeah, traffic and other shit.
43838 Woozie Exactly! Trust me, I know what I'm doing. Follow me!
43839 CJ Hey, what the hell you doin'?
43840 Woozie Just, eerr, checking the, um, y'know. Shut up, Carl.... THIS WAY!
43841 CJ What's wrong? You lost? Need a hand?
43842 Woozie NO!
43843 Woozie No, I was just, you know, getting the feel of the place.
43844 Woozie Stick Close!
43845 Woozie Ah, we're here! This way!
43846 Woozie Here, this is the place.
43847 Woozie Strange, this gate is usually locked.
43848 Woozie Odd, this gate should be locked...
43849 CJ Oh man, Woozie...
43850 Woozie What's got spooked?
43851 Woozie Oh, oh sorry, didn't see you lying down there.
43852 Woozie He's dead. They all are.
43853 Woozie The Blood Feathers, wiped out?
43854 Triad Gang Member Dai Dai Lo! Forgive me, I was too scared to fight, so I hid.
43855 Woozie Enough! What happened here?
43856 Triad Gang Member Vietnamese surprised us, cut us all down.
43857 Triad Gang Member Shit, here they come again!
43858 Woozie The Triads must have vengeance!
43859 Woozie CJ, follow me and stick close!
43860 Woozie Ready?
43861 Woozie DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SONS OF WHORES!
43862 Woozie Looks clear to me, go! Go!
43863 Woozie I think I got them all!
43864 Woozie Hell's sewers, that was a sniper bullet!
43865 Woozie Damn, I err, got something in my eyes, is it safe to move?
43866 Woozie YOUR MOTHERS WERE DEMON SLUTS!
43867 Woozie YOUR BLOOD WILL RUN LIKE WINE!
43868 Woozie EAT THIS HOT LEADEN SHIT!
43869 Woozie YOU WILL WANDER AS GHOSTS!
43870 Woozie CURSED ASSHOLES!
43871 Woozie CJ, take out that sniper!
43872 Woozie Cover me, CJ, I'm moving up!
43873 Woozie I'm breaking cover, CJ, spray 'em!
43874 CJ Oh fuck, man, more up ahead!
43875 CJ Shit, man, they really want you dead!
43876 CJ I see him. He on the roof!
43877 CJ OK, clear, Woozie, GO!
43878 CJ Break for it, Woozie!
43879 CJ Hold up, Woozie, we still got trouble!
43880 CJ Hold up, Woozie, we still got trouble!
43881 CJ Lay low!
43882 CJ Woozie, keep it down, we still got trouble!
43883 CJ In the car, quick!
43884 CJ Get on the back of the bike!
43885 CJ On the bike, quick!
43886 CJ Let's get the fuck out of here!
43887 CJ Let's get the hell out of here!
43888 CJ We got more company!
43889 CJ Cars on our tail!
43890 CJ More of them, in cars!
43891 CJ Ou' fuck man more up the hill!
43892 Woozie You drive, I'll send them back to the sewers!
43893 Woozie Keep driving, I'll take care of these murderous scum!
43894 CJ That look like the last of 'em.
43895 Woozie OK, let's get back to my place.
43896 Woozie This is a black day for the Red Gecko Tong.
43897 Woozie Weve lost a Triad to interlopers.
43898 Woozie The Mountain Cloud Boys will not rest until the Blood Feathers are avenged.
43899 CJ Another day Woozie, another day
43900 Woozie Yes.
43901 Woozie First we must mourn and make funerary arrangements.
43902 Woozie Thank you, Carl, you saved me from having to kill them all myself.
43903 CJ Here, a token of the Tong's appreciation for what you did today.
43904 Woozie Sure thing
43905 Woozie Here, a token of the Tongs appreciation for what you did today.
44000 Da Nang Boy I think I see something in the water!
44001 Da Nang Boy Hey, what was that? Over there!
44002 Da Nang Boy Anybody else see that?
44003 Da Nang Boy Gotta stop spooking myself!
44004 Da Nang Boy Must have been a seal or something...
44005 Da Nang Boy My mind must be playing tricks.
44006 Da Nang Boy Shit, over there! Some guy in the water!
44007 Da Nang Boy There, a man in the water!
44008 Da Nang Boy We got somebody in the water over here!
44009 Da Nang Boy Where'd he go?
44010 Da Nang Boy He's gone under!
44011 Da Nang Boy He was just here!
44012 Da Nang Boy Shit, must have been a seal...
44013 Da Nang Boy Man, he must have drowned by now!
44014 Da Nang Boy No, he's long gone or dead.
44015 Da Nang Boy There he is again!
44016 Da Nang Boy I got him, he's over there!
44017 Da Nang Boy I see him!
44018 Da Nang Boy We got him!
44019 Da Nang Boy Oh yeah, I see him!
44020 Da Nang Boy OK, we see him!
44021 Da Nang Boy What was that?
44022 Da Nang Boy Hey!
44023 Da Nang Boy What the fuck?
44024 Da Nang Boy Must be hearing things...
44025 Da Nang Boy Nah, I dont know what it was...
44026 Da Nang Boy Nothing, gotta stop freaking out
44027 Da Nang Boy Shit, who's that?
44028 Da Nang Boy Hey you!
44029 Da Nang Boy Who the fuck are you?
44030 Da Nang Boy Damn, lost him!
44031 Da Nang Boy I lost him, keep your eyes open!
44032 Da Nang Boy Damn, gave me the slip!
44033 Da Nang Boy Oh fuck, we lost one
44034 Da Nang Boy Shit, keep on your toes!
44035 Da Nang Boy Oh shit man, we got a man down!
44036 Da Nang Boy Hey, someone in the water!
44037 Da Nang Boy See that? Over there!
44038 Da Nang Boy We got a swimmer approaching the boat!
44039 Da Nang Boy Nah, I must be tripping or something.
44040 Da Nang Boy Shit, could have sworn I saw something!
44041 Da Nang Boy Man, I swear I saw something...
44042 Da Nang Boy There he is!
44043 Da Nang Boy I see him!
44044 Da Nang Boy There's the bastard!
44045 Da Nang Boy He's gone under!
44046 Da Nang Boy He's dived again!
44047 Da Nang Boy He's under us!
44048 Da Nang Boy No one can hold their breath that long, man!
44049 Da Nang Boy He must be dead...
44050 Da Nang Boy Shit he's been down there too long!
44051 Da Nang Boy There he is again!
44052 Da Nang Boy We picked him up again!
44053 Da Nang Boy Over here! He's over here!
44054 Da Nang Boy Yo, we got him now!
44055 Da Nang Boy I see him too!
44056 Da Nang Boy Hey, I see the bastard too!
44057 Da Nang Boy Whos there?
44058 Da Nang Boy Dont fuck with me, man...
44059 Da Nang Boy Hey, who goes there?
44060 Da Nang Boy Must have been a ghost!
44061 Da Nang Boy Damn gulls get everywhere!
44062 Da Nang Boy Shit, man, I gotta loosen up, man, shit...
44063 Da Nang Boy Hey you, stop right there!
44064 Da Nang Boy Who the fuck are you!
44065 Da Nang Boy Hey, we got some asshole over here!
44066 Da Nang Boy Shit, where'd he go?
44067 Da Nang Boy Man, he gave me the slip!
44068 Da Nang Boy Fuck, lost him
44069 Da Nang Boy Shit, we got a body here!
44070 Da Nang Boy Man, hes dead!
44071 Da Nang Boy Oh fuck!
44072 Da Nang Boy Shit, I gotta stop spooking myself!
44073 Da Nang Boy Man, this place is filled with ghosts...
44074 Da Nang Boy Dont move a fucking muscle!
44075 Da Nang Boy Guys, Hey Guys
44076 Da Nang Boy Stay right where you are!
44077 Da Nang Boy Given me the fucking slip!
44078 Da Nang Boy Hey, has he gone your way?
44079 Da Nang Boy I lost him, you see him over there?
44080 Da Nang Boy Fuck, we lost a man!
44081 Da Nang Boy Oh shit, we down one!
44082 Da Nang Boy Hey! Oh shit...
44083 Da Nang Boy Shit, did you see that?
44084 Da Nang Boy Hey, we gotta check over there!
44085 Da Nang Boy That a guy in the water?
44086 Da Nang Boy Must have been one of those seals...
44087 Da Nang Boy Shit, I dunno what I saw...
44088 Da Nang Boy Man, did you see him? No..?
44089 Da Nang Boy Told you I saw some idiot!
44090 Da Nang Boy There! See him?
44091 Da Nang Boy Get the son of a bitch!
44092 Da Nang Boy He can't hold his breath forever!
44093 Da Nang Boy Keep circling!
44094 Da Nang Boy He's got to come up for air at some point!
44095 Da Nang Boy We must have winged him!
44096 Da Nang Boy We must have killed him!
44097 Da Nang Boy He must have got trapped down there!
44098 Da Nang Boy Told you we'd get him!
44099 Da Nang Boy There he is again!
44100 Da Nang Boy He's on the surface again!
44101 Da Nang Boy Hey, he's over here!
44102 Da Nang Boy We got him now!
44103 Da Nang Boy You guys, he's over here!
44104 Da Nang Boy Hey, what was that?
44105 Da Nang Boy You hear something?
44106 Da Nang Boy Damn gulls, Im gonna shoot one!
44107 Da Nang Boy Must have scared whatever it was...
44200 Da Nang Boy Can you see any survivors?
44201 Da Nang Boy No. Nobody's getting out of that alive!
44202 Da Nang Boy Keep it down, you want to bring the snakehead down here?
44203 Da Nang Boy Not long until we're drinking cola in the free West, eh!
44204 Da Nang Boy Hey, who the fuck are you?
44205 Da Nang Boy Go get the snakehead!
44206 Da Nang Boy Stick this up your ass!
44207 Da Nang Boy Can you see any survivors?
44208 Da Nang Boy No. Nobodys getting out of that alive!
44209 Da Nang Boy Keep it down, you want to bring the snakehead down here?
44210 CJ Fuck you Torreno! I never want to go through this again
44211 Da Nang Boy Not long until were drinking cola in the free West, eh!
44212 Da Nang Boy Hey, who the fuck are you?!
44213 Da Nang Boy Go get the snakehead!
44214 Da Nang Boy Stick this up your ass!
44215 Refugee Hey you, help us!
44216 Refugee Hey, please, help us!
44217 Refugee Please, the snakehead tricked us, we're prisoners.
44218 Refugee Please help us escape!
44219 Refugee The Snakehead is up on the bridge...
44220 Refugee Thank you for everything!
44221 Little Lion Hey CJ, what are you doing here?
44222 CJ Just bumped into Woozie on his way out.
44223 CJ He filled me in. I thought I'd roll with you.
44224 Little Lion Well we ain't rollin', we're whirling!
44225 Little Lion Strap in and strap up!
44226 CJ Where we headed?
44227 Little Lion To the boat - it's moored out in the bay.
44228 CJ Oh yeah, I see it!
44229 Little Lion You better lock and load, they'll be on their guard!
44230 CJ Locked and loaded!
44231 Little Lion Holy fuck, they're gunning for us already!
44232 CJ I see 'em!
44233 Little Lion They're all over the containers!
44234 CJ I got 'em man, right in my sight!
44235 Little Lion Hit those Da Nang bastards!
44236 Triad Gang Member Di Di Low, forgive me, I was too scared to fight, so I hid
44237 Triad Gang Member Vietnamese surprised us, cut us all down!
44238 Triad Gang Member Shit, here they come again!
44239 Little Lion RPG! RPG!
44240 CJ Where? Which side?
44241 Little Lion We're hit!
44242 Little Lion We're going down!
44243 Little Lion Brace for impact!
44244 CJ Oh man, that hurt!
44245 CJ Shit, lost all my weapons!
44246 Snakeman Enough! We settle this here!
44247 CJ Damn, lost everything but my blade!
44400 Woozie Quick cj, get in
44401 Woozie In the car, CJ!
44402 Woozie Get in CJ, get in!
44403 Woozie Carl, get in the car
44404 Woozie She's all yours CJ
44405 Woozie You got the wheel CJ
44406 Woozie You can drive CJ
44407 Woozie I think it's best if you drive
44408 Woozie Back to the betting shop
44409 Woozie Back to my appartment
44410 Woozie You better take me home, CJ!
44411 Woozie Take me back to the betting shop
44412 Woozie Where you going, CJ?
44413 Woozie Wait a second
44414 Woozie Hey, CJ
44415 Woozie Wait up a moment
44416 Woozie Somebody give me a hand here!
44417 Woozie HELP!
44418 Woozie CJ, I'm in trouble here!
44419 Woozie Rip the to pieces!
44420 Woozie Teach them some respect
44421 Woozie Slaughter the dogs
44422 Woozie Empty their veins!
44423 Woozie We need some wheels
44424 Woozie Get us a ride out of here
44425 Woozie Quick CJ, grab a car
44426 Woozie Race CJ, go!
44427 Woozie Let's move it!
44428 Woozie What are we waiting for?
44429 Woozie Come on, move it!
44430 Woozie Ah, show off!
44431 Woozie What's happing here?
44432 Woozie CJ, you've gone awfully quiet
44433 Woozie CJ, you ok?
44434 Woozie CJ?
44435 Woozie CJ?! Man you alright?
44436 Woozie Thank you CJ. Take this
44437 Woozie You are a true friend, CJ
44438 Woozie Thanks CJ, heres some money
44439 Woozie Don't worry CJ, I do that all the time
44440 Woozie A warning next time would be cool
44441 Woozie You are trying to avoid things, yeah?
44442 Woozie A minor setback
44443 Woozie Hey, CJ, calm down!
44444 Woozie Stop hitting things
44600 Zero Berkley's launched a full-scale attack!
44601 CJ This is insanity!
44602 Zero All batteries commence fire!
44603 CJ No problem man, but they only toys.
44604 Zero They're not toys! They're just smaller!
44605 Zero He's going for my transmitters!
44606 Zero If he takes them out, I'll never be able to launch a counter attack!
44607 Zero Kamikazes at 6 o'clock!
44608 Zero RC Barons at 9 o'clock high, Carl!
44609 Zero CJ, bogies at 12 o'clock!
44610 Zero Squadron at 3'o'clock, Carl!
44611 Zero We've lost a transmitter!
44612 Zero Another transmiter is ruined!
44613 Zero Another blow to our war effort!
44614 Zero We can't lose another transmitter!
44615 Zero Berkley's going for the last transmitter,
44616 Zero you've got to stop those planes, Carl!
44617 Zero I thought you said you could shoot, Carl!
44618 Zero Great, kid, don't get cocky!
44619 Zero Hey, hey, hey! FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!
44620 Zero Will you watch it, you idiot!
44621 Zero Curse you, Berkley, CURSE YOOUUU!
44622 Zero Noooooooo ohohohoauu
44623 Zero My humiliation is complete!
44624 Zero Ha ha ha ha Berkley!
44625 Zero As long as we have opposable thumbs, WE WILL FIGHT YOU!
44626 Zero ...Well done, Carl.
44627 Zero Now leave, I must prepare for the battles ahead!
44628 Zero Never have so few owed so many...
44629 Zero We will fight him on the beaches, well, rooftops...
44630 Zero too little, three.. no that's not it, what is it?
44631 Zero Fight or die Carl, it's the only choice we have.
44800 Zero Launch the Red Baron!
44801 Zero Berkley has his sycophantic lackeys do all his deliveries.
44802 Zero Well, we shall hit him where it hurts the most!
44803 Zero Bring his mail order model business to its knees!
44804 Zero Don't let him get away, punish him for his war crimes!
44805 Zero He's armed his lieutenants, be careful, Carl!
44806 Zero One down, four to go!
44807 Zero Thats two Berkley, TWO!
44808 Zero Ha ha, only three delivery boys left!
44809 Zero Only two left now, Carl - HUNT THEM DOWN!
44810 Zero Just one more and Berkley's mail order department is finished!
44811 Zero Watch your fuel, Carl, only half a tank left!
44812 Zero You're nearly out of fuel, hurry up!
44813 Zero Watch your battery, Carl. Only half the charge is left!
44814 Zero Youre batterys nearly flat, hurry up!
44815 Zero Well done, Carl!
44816 Zero Now get her back home in one piece, before she runs out of fuel!
44817 Zero Smell it! You know that two-stroke smell,
44818 Zero The smell, you know that ozone smell,
44819 Zero smells like... victory!
44820 Zero Smells like... victory
45000 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) Behold, No Man's Land!
45001 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) Man, y'all take this shit seriously.
45002 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) Berkley's HQ is across No Man's Land.
45003 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) I'll drive the Bandit, you fly the Goblin and help any way you can!
45004 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) If I get the Bandit into Berkley's base, he must leave San Fierro for good!
45005 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) LET BATTLE COMMENCE!
45006 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) Hey, a cute toy tank!
45007 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) Make love toys, not war toys!
45008 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) Oh man, Ive always wanted one of these!
45009 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) One serious fucking toy!
45010 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) That toys got real attitude problems!
45011 Tanked Up Dialogue (Unused) Its a tiny soviet invasion!
45200 Zero Behold! No-man's land!
45201 CJ Man, ya'll take this shit seriously
45202 Zero Berkleys HQ is across No Mans Land.
45203 Zero Ill drive the Bandit, you fly the Goblin and help any way you can!
45204 Zero If I get the Bandit into Berkleys base, he must leave San Fierro for good!
45205 Zero Let battle commence!
45206 Zero Berkley's trying to stop my progress with obstacles!
45207 Zero Curse you and your blocking tactics, Berkley!
45208 Zero My way is blocked! All will be lost!
45209 Zero Carl, don't be an idiot, use the Goblin to move that barrel!
45210 Zero Move the barrel with the Goblin's magnet, Carl!
45211 Zero Use the Goblin to remove the obstacle!
45212 Zero Carl, move that obstruction!
45213 Zero Carl, I'm blocked!
45214 Zero There's another cursed barrel in the way!
45215 Zero Move it, Carl, Berkley's blocked me again!
45216 Zero Curse you, Berkley! Carl, move that barrel!
45217 Zero Berkley's using tanks!
45218 Zero Carl, grab a bomb and get rid of any tanks that threaten our progress!
45219 Zero I'm taking hits, Carl, bomb Berkley's tanks!
45220 Zero Bomb that tank, Carl!
45221 Zero Carl, Berkley's tanks are tearing the Bandit to pieces!
45222 Zero Argh! Where's my backup, Carl!
45223 Zero Protect the Bandit, Carl, it's getting shot up!
45224 Zero Bomb those tanks! Bomb them, Carl!
45225 Zero Get a plank from our base and make a bridge across that gap!
45226 Zero Carl, I need a bridge, now!
45227 Zero Get me a plank to cross that river!
45228 Zero Carl, there's no bridge, there's no bridge!
45229 Zero Berkleys dropping barrels all along the track!
45230 Zero Another obstruction, damn you Berkley
45231 Zero Hes dropping barrels in my way!
45232 Zero Get out of my way, Berkley!
45233 Zero Carl, move those barrels!
45234 Zero Get those barrels out the way, Carl!
45235 Zero Shite, Carl, this bandit's nearly had it!
45236 Zero Shitskys! This bandit's nearly had it.
45237 Zero Oh my God, Berkley's shot this bandit up pretty good!
45238 Zero He nailed me, he nailed me.
45239 Zero You let Berkley blow up my Bandit!
45240 Zero Carl, who's side are you on?
45241 Zero Damn you Berkley! Damn you to hell!
45242 Zero Ha, ha Berkley! I still have two bandits left!
45243 Zero Luckily we still have two bandits left!
45244 Zero Carl, we're down to our last bandit!
45245 Zero Only one Bandit left, Carl, protect it at all costs!
45246 Zero Failure... I only hope you are happy, Carl...I for one, am not.
45247 Zero Berkley, this is not the end of this, do you hear me?!
45248 Zero It's always one lazy soldier who lets the whole side down...isn't it, Carl?
45249 Zero Ha ha! HA!
45250 Zero Berkley, you sir, are a loser.
45251 Zero Leave the field of battle in shame,
45252 Zero pack up your crummy mail order model business
45253 Zero and GET OUT OF MY TOWN!
45254 Zero Carl, you were all a duelist like me could want in a second.
45255 Zero Sir, I salute you!
45400 Beep

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