Well, to be precise, I'm clearly not - but you, reader, can't really know that for sure, can you? Trick question! This is Schrodinger's Mountain lol
No I really am him, with an adjective slapped in front: Stochastic Sisyphus™. Unless we're in reality, where I have a real name, allegedly. But that's just semantics
I did not enjoy that but there comes a time in a woman's life where she has to take that step and establish a digital footprint, you know? brb have to be very strange give me a sec to play linkedin bc I refuse to leave a footprint on that one srsly
if the machine learns, why do i need to supervise it? ok cmon, thats punny
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collection of my digital footprints
- Code Cartographer – Deep static analyzer for Python. Hashes full definitions, flags complexity, groups variants. “If Git is for branches, this is for forks of forks.”
- Chicago Population Forecast by Zip – Predict where people will be before they can predict it themselves
- Leverage LLMs to Enrich Metadata for Internal Knowledge Retrieval – Masters Capstone
- The Prophecy of the Emergent Economy – Working Paper
- README.self – because in chronic cases of moderate to severe existential crisis, force-directed intervention may be required
- Advanced Data Processing Pipeline – Modular, reproducible, and built to scale. Because your models are only as good as your pipeline.
- Feature Selection Remix – Explore dimensionality, optimize performance, and let Optuna decide what's worth keeping
- SynSearch – Custom semantic search with sentence transformers. Embeddings, distilled.
- Recommendation Engine – Would feel wromg not adding any sort of recommendation system
- Omni-Link - All Links in One Link
- Index-but-as-PDF - The Same Idea, Links in One Link: the Sequel (PDF Version)
- GitHub - Github Profile
- HuggingFace - HF Profile
- LinkedIn - LinkedIn
- ORCID - ORCID Research ID
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Let's start with the obligatory passion statement, because that seems necessary. Ehh feels strange, I'd really rather not if thats cool
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Typically Focused On: High confidence, very predictable
Made Possible by Viewers Like You: Not a fixed stack, just the things I use (or break) the most, a special shoutout to Python
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